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PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C...
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YOU WANT ME TO PUT A POOL
IN THIS YARD.
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YES!
SO FINISH IT.
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IN ABOUT NINE MONTHS.
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MY PARENTS GOT CALLED
BY OUR CHURCH
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TO DO MISSIONARY WORK
IN GHANA.
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THE ROOM IS ALL YOURS.
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I APPRECIATE THIS,
MRS. JAMISON.
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I WANT YOU TO BE MY WIFE.
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NICK IS ONLY USING YOU
TO GET A GREEN CARD.
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HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME
ON MY GODDAMN WEDDING DAY!
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- ARE YOU LEAVING?
- TAKE CARE OF SEAN.
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I KNOW YOU'RE WORRIED,
BUT I'M FINE.
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ATTICUS SHERMAN.
CATHERINE?
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CATHY.
PATIENT.
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HE ADDED A SPOT FOR ME
IN THE CLINICAL TRIAL.
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MY NAIL'S GONE.
THE DRUGS ARE WORKING.
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I TOLD YOU I'M NOT DOING
ANY MORE TREATMENT.
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I AM AT PEACE WITH DYING.
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I WANT TO RUN THE MINNEAPOLIS
NEW YEAR'S EVE MARATHON.
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MEET ME AT THE FINISH LINE
SO I'LL BE RUNNING TOWARD YOU.
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YOU ALL WORK
FOR A HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANY.
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YOU BETTER HOPE
YOU DON'T GET SICK.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL JUST EXCUSE--
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I GOTTA GO SEE A LADY
ABOUT A RACE
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IT'S MOM!
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- COME ON, CATHY!
- YEAH, MOM!
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EVERYBODY CAME.
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YEAH, EXCEPT DAD'S
NOT HERE YET.
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♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪
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♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪
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♪ STEP OUT ♪
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♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪
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♪ IS THIS
SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪
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♪ WILL SOMEONE
WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪
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♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST
A GAME WE PLAY ♪
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♪ CALLED LIFE ♪
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OKAY, OKAY.
I WOULD...
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I WOULD...
FUCK WILLIE NELSON...
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- OH, GROSS.
- I WOULD...
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MARRY HELENA BONHAM CARTER,
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AND I'D HURT--
- KILL.
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I'D KILL LADY GAGA.
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MMM.
SO YOU'D MARRY THE WOMAN.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU SWUNG LIKE THAT.
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I DIDN'T SAY
I'D FUCK HER.
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YOU KNOW, THE ONLY PROBLEM
WITH YOUR LONDON PUB
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IS THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH
LONDONERS IN IT.
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WELL, NO ONE WOULD LEAVE
WINTER'S ASS THERE
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TO COME TO MINNEAPOLIS
WHERE IT'S EVEN COLDER.
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EXCELLENT POINT,
PRIME MINISTER.
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ANOTHER?
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OH, IT DEPENDS.
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IS THERE A DOWNSIDE
TO HAVING THREE MARTINIS
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BEFORE 5:45?
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WELL, THE UPSIDE IS
IF YOU PASS OUT,
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THERE'S A HOSPITAL
UP THE STREET.
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I'M--I'M VERY FAMILIAR.
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IT'S HOW I FOUND THIS PLACE
LAST MONTH.
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NO...
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NO, I'M GOOD.
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IT'S LATE.
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I SHOULD GO HOME.
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YOU KNOW,
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IT'S ACTUALLY
NOT AS LATE AS YOU THINK.
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THAT CLOCK IS ON BAR TIME.
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WHAT'S BAR TIME?
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BAR CLOCKS
ARE SET 15 MINUTES FAST
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TO MAKE SURE WE DON'T SERVE
ANYONE AFTER CURFEW.
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YOU MEAN...
EVERYONE WHO LEAVES HERE
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GETS MORE TIME?
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THIS IS A MAGICAL,
MAGICAL PLACE.
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OKAY, NOW BEFORE YOU GO,
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO NAME
THAT MARTINI
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WITH THE BIG BLACK OLIVES.
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HOW 'BOUT A THIRSTY WIDOW?
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OH...SHE MADE ME
FEEL BAD NOW.
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I APPRECIATE A GRIEVING
WOMAN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR.
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I APPRECIATE A BAR
THAT LETS YOU SMOKE.
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- AMEN.
- WELL, WE DON'T PLAY
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BY ALL THE RULES.
SOME OF THEM--BUT NOT ALL.
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ME EITHER.
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NOW, ARE WE GONNA SEE YOU
TOMORROW, ALEXIS?
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MOST LIKELY.
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WHERE YA BEEN, CATH?
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I WAS, I--
I RAN TO KOWALSKI'S
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TO GET THE REST
OF YOUR HEART-HEALTHY FOOD.
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I GOT CAUGHT BEHIND
A SNOW PLOW.
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HOW YOU FEELING?
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I SMELL SMOKE.
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ARE YOU ON FIRE?
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OH, I--I WAS...
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THERE WAS THIS GUY
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WHO WAS BARBECUING
SAMPLES AT THE STORE.
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I MUST HAVE STOOD
TOO CLOSE TO THE GRILL.
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I ATE TOO MANY SAMPLES.
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SHH, SHH!
- JESUS, THOMAS.
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CAREFUL, BUDDY.
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YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
MY IUD GO OFF.
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NO.
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ICD, PAUL.
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I-C-D.
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IN ADDITION TO KEEPING
MY HEARTBEAT REGULAR,
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I CERTAINLY HOPE IT KEEPS ME
FROM GETTING PREGNANT,
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BECAUSE GOD KNOWS I COULDN'T
HANDLE THAT RIGHT NOW.
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- WHY AREN'T YOU RESTING?
- HA.
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I WILL SLEEP
WHEN I'M DEAD AGAIN.
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I DON'T KNOW, I FEEL THE NEED
TO WRITE IT ALL DOWN
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WHILE IT'S STILL FRESH,
YOU KNOW?
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I MEAN, I SAW THE LIGHT.
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I AM NOW ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
THAT SAW THE LIGHT.
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I TOLD YOU ABOUT
MY LITTLE FRIEND
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THAT I SAW FROM KINDERGARTEN
WITH THE EYE PATCH
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WHO SENT ME BACK?
PATRICK BERTRAND.
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WELL, I GOOGLED HIM
THIS MORNING.
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HE HAD A HEART ATTACK
LAST YEAR.
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I MEAN, COME ON, TO ME
THAT'S JUST BEYOND--
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I WONDER WHY
YOU DIDN'T SEE ME.
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WELL, I ONLY SAW DEAD PEOPLE.
YOU WEREN'T DEAD.
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BUT I SAW YOU
AT THE FINISH LINE.
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THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS DEAD.
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WEDNESDAY.
GROUNDHOG DAY.
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LITTLE FUCKER BETTER TELL US
THAT SPRING IS ON THE WAY.
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I AM OVER THIS WINTER
ALREADY.
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YEAH. FUCKER BETTER
SEE HIS SHADOW.
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OR IS IT NOT SEE HIS SHADOW?
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WHAT IS ALL THAT CRAP
ABOUT ANYWAY?
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IS THAT ALL BASED ON
ANY SORT OF REAL SCIENCE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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BUT I'M GLAD PATRICK
SENT YOU BACK TO ME.
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- REALLY?
- I'LL THANK HIM WHEN I SEE HIM.
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JEEZ.
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HEY. WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN UP TO?
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UH, I WAS CHECKING
MY HOCKEY RINK.
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DAD SAID I COULD FILL UP
THE POOL HOLE
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AND LET IT FREEZE OVER SO I CAN
PRACTICE IN THE BACKYARD.
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THAT DOESN'T SOUND SAFE
TO ME.
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SAFE. HA.
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I HAD A HEART ATTACK
AT A CHRISTMAS PARTY.
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WHAT'S SAFE?
- WHAT, THAT'S SUPPOSED
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TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
- HOW YOU FEELING, DAD?
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- OH, I FEEL SO ALIVE.
- THAT'S GREAT.
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THAT'S AWESOME.
UH, HEY, MOM, I WAS THINKING
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THAT I COULD DRIVE YOU TO YOUR
DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT TOMORROW.
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I HAVE MY PERMIT--I MIGHT
AS WELL PRACTICE SOMETIME.
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NOT IF THE WEATHER'S BAD.
IT'S REALLY SLICK OUT THERE.
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THOSE ARE EXACTLY
THE KIND OF CONDITIONS
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YOU SHOULD BE TEACHING ME
TO DRIVE IN.
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WE'LL SEE.
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WE'LL SEE ME DRIVING.
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HE'S SO OLD.
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AHH...
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HOLY WINTER
MOTHER OF FUCK!
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- OH!
- AAH!
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WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT COAT?
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OH...MARLENE'S CLOSET.
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IT IS UNLIVABLY COLD
IN HERE, SEAN.
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YOU HAD HEAT.
WHAT HAPPENED?
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NO, NO, NO.
SEAN NEVER HAD HEAT.
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REBECCA HAD HEAT.
UNFORTUNATELY,
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SHE TOOK HER UTILITIES
WITH HER WHEN SHE LEFT.
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ALL SHE DID LEAVE WAS
A BUNCH OF SANITARY NAPKINS
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WHICH I'M TEMPTED
TO STUFF INTO MY SOCKS.
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BUT THEY'RE ALL I HAVE LEFT
TO REMEMBER HER BY.
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PAUL AND I WERE TALKING,
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AND DESPITE
YOUR ALTERATIVE LIFESTYLE,
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WE WANTED TO ASK...
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IF PAUL HAS ANOTHER
HEART ATTACK
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OR IF MY CLINICAL TRIAL
STOPS WORKING...
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WE WANT YOU TO BE
ADAM'S GUARDIAN.
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I THINK I'M FLATTERED,
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BUT I'M TOO COLD
TO FEEL MY FEELINGS.
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YOU HAVE SO MUCH
TO OFFER HIM.
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STREET SMARTS AND AN
ABOVE-AVERAGE SENSE OF MORALITY.
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AND IT'S NOT LIKE
HE'S A LITTLE KID ANYMORE.
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YOU'D BE MORE LIKE
HIS GUARDIAN BUDDY.
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HE ALREADY HAS
HIS DRIVER'S PERMIT.
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AND YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHEN HE
SAW HIS DAD IN THE HOSPITAL,
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HE WANTED TO CRY SO BADLY,
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BUT HE BIT HIS LIP
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AND HE HELD IT TOGETHER.
- DO-DO-DON'T CRY.
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YOUR EYELIDS WILL FREEZE SHUT.
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SEAN, PLEASE LET ME PAY TO
HAVE YOUR HEART TURNED BACK ON.
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NO. YOU CAN'T BE PAYING
FOR MY HEAT, CATH.
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YOUR INSURANCE BILLS ALONE
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GAVE YOUR HUSBAND
A HEART ATTACK.
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IT TURNS OUT IF YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK,
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HAVING ONE AT AN INSURANCE
COMPANY HOLIDAY PARTY
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IS A GREAT IDEA.
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THEY'RE BEING
VERY GENEROUS WITH US.
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YOU KNOW, IF I'M GONNA
KEEP LIVING HERE,
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I GOTTA GET A JOB
AND MAKE SOME MONEY
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AND TURN MY HEAT ON.
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CLEARLY,
THE MEDS ARE TALKING.
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THEY MAKE ME SOUND
SO BOURGEOIS.
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SEAN, I THINK GETTING A JOB
WOULD BE SO GOOD FOR YOU.
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I'LL KEEP MY EARS OPEN.
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THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING
AT THE SCHOOL.
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OHH...OKAY.
FINE.
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BUT I DON'T WANNA BE
PRINCIPAL.
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OKAY.
I'VE GOTTA GET BACK TO THE HOUSE
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AND CHECK IN ON THIS HEALTHCARE
NURSE THAT'S SEEING PAUL.
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IT'S LIKE LIVING
IN A HOSPICE OVER THERE.
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I'M GONNA COME WITH YOU,
FINISH MY PEE IN YOUR TOILET.
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THIS IS YOUR KEY FOB.
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YOUR KEY FOB IS YOUR FRIEND.
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KEEP IT WITH YOU
AT ALL TIMES.
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- DO YOU HEAR THAT, PAUL?
- KEY FOB IS MY FRIEND.
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NO, KEEP IT WITH YOU
AT ALL TIMES.
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DID YOU GUYS GET THAT?
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SO YOU MIGHT WANNA
ASK PAUL REGULARLY
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IF HE HAS HIS KEY FOB
WITH HIM.
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YEAH. THAT WON'T BE
ANNOYING FOR ANYBODY.
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SO YOUR ICD IMPLANT
AUTOMATICALLY RECOGNIZES
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RAPID ARRHYTHMIAS
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AND AUTOMATICALLY CORRECTS THEM
WITH AN ELECTRONIC SHOCK.
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HOWEVER, SHOULD YOU SUSPECT
YOUR HEART IS IN ARRHYTHMIA,
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YOU CAN TEST IT YOURSELF
BY PRESSING THE QUESTION MARK.
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TO TEST,
PRESS QUESTION MARK.
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AFTER YOU PRESS
THE QUESTION MARK,
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IT WILL BLINK
EITHER YES OR NO.
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IF IT BLINKS YES,
THAT MEANS YOUR HEARTBEAT
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IS, IN FACT, IRREGULAR.
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IN WHICH CASE, YOU WOULD
PRESS THE LIGHTNING BOLT.
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IF YES, PRESS BOLT.
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00:09:48,387 --> 00:09:49,988
THE LIGHTNING BOLT
SHOCKS YOUR HEART
227
00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:51,423
BACK INTO A REGULAR RHYTHM.
228
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,058
AT THE HOSPITAL,
THEY SAID
229
00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,726
IT WAS JUST SORT OF
LIKE A DEEP PRESSURE.
230
00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:57,729
IT'S LIKE A HORSE KICK
TO THE FUCKING CHEST.
231
00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:00,465
IF POSSIBLE, LIE DOWN
BEFORE YOU SHOCK YOURSELF.
232
00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:02,601
DISTRACT YOURSELF.
THINK ABOUT SPORTS.
233
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,669
KITTENS.
WHATEVER.
234
00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,504
WH--
235
00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:07,806
WOW.
236
00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:11,209
ANOTHER REASON I'M GLAD
I'M NOT YOU, PAUL.
237
00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,144
SO, UM...
238
00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:15,380
SO, ADAM...
239
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,816
MAYBE THIS SUMMER,
WE SHOULD GO CAMPING.
240
00:10:17,817 --> 00:10:19,651
JUST ME AND YOU.
241
00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,319
WE COULD TALK ABOUT LIFE.
242
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,822
I COULD TELL YOU WHAT PLANTS
ARE POISONOUS
243
00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,690
AND WHICH ARE EDIBLE.
244
00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,225
YOU COULD CALL ME DAD.
- SEAN.
245
00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:29,427
- OR NOT.
- WHY?
246
00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:31,229
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET?
247
00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,865
WE JUST ASKED SEAN
248
00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:36,401
TO BE YOUR GUARDIAN BUDDY.
249
00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:38,470
IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENS
TO ME AND DAD.
250
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:42,207
OKAY. BUT I'M NOT LIVING
IN THE WOODS WITH YOU.
251
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,975
NO...
252
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:46,211
WE DON'T HAVE TO.
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
253
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:49,014
HELLO, JAMISONS!
I'M BACK!
254
00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:51,416
WHAT'S UP, ANDREA?
255
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:52,584
- HEY.
- ANDREA, YOU PROMISED
256
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,053
YOU WOULD SEND ME
YOUR FLIGHT INFORMATION
257
00:10:55,054 --> 00:10:57,155
SO I COULD PICK YOU UP
AT THE AIRPORT.
258
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,156
I'M A STRONG BLACK WOMAN.
259
00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,258
I CAN HAIL
MY OWN FREAKING CAB.
260
00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:02,027
OH. OKAY.
261
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:05,930
OH, BUT IT IS
262
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,900
GOT IT!
263
00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:10,835
- YOU LOOK GREAT.
- ARE YOU HUNGRY?
264
00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,771
CAN WE GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT?
- NO, NO, I'M OKAY.
265
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,305
I'M JUST SO TIRED.
266
00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:15,940
IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
267
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:19,110
YOU KNOW,
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.
268
00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:20,812
I AM DIFFERENT.
I AM.
269
00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,714
AND I'VE TAKEN ON
A NEW AFRICAN NAME.
270
00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:25,850
SO FROM NOW ON I WANT YOU
ALL TO CALL ME ABABUO.
271
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,752
OH. WELL, WELCOME HOME,
BOO BOO.
272
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:30,055
STOP TOUCHING--
GET YOUR--
273
00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,457
WHY ABABUO?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
274
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,759
IT MEANS
"THE CHILD WHO RETURNS."
275
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,528
AND I'VE RETURNED
WITH A NEWFOUND RESPECT
276
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,063
FOR MY AFRICAN ROOTS.
277
00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:39,464
I'M TAKING MY POWER BACK
278
00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:41,032
AFTER THE WHITE MAN
TRIED TO DESTROY ME.
279
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,567
AH, DON'T TAKE IT
PERSONALLY.
280
00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:44,369
THE WHITE MAN
DESTROYS EVERYBODY.
281
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,504
WELL, IT'S MOSTLY
JUST MYK THAT I'M MAD AT.
282
00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:49,574
YOU KNOW, I WAS IN GHANA,
AND I WAS SO SAD AND MOPEY,
283
00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:51,776
BUT THERE WERE THESE
AMAZING AFRICAN WOMEN
284
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:54,579
WHO SMELLED REALLY BAD
AND DIDN'T HAVE CLEAN WATER,
285
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,181
AND SOME OF THEM
EVEN HAD AIDS.
286
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:58,616
BUT THEY WERE DANCING
AND SINGING AROUND A FIRE,
287
00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:01,720
AND THEY JUST...
THEY WERE SO STRONG AND JOYOUS.
288
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,289
I JUST THOUGHT, "IF THEY
CAN DO IT, I CAN DO IT."
289
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,357
'CAUSE THAT'S MY HISTORY,
YOU KNOW.
290
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:07,992
I'M CONNECTED TO THESE WOMEN.
291
00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:09,627
I CAN BE THAT STRONG.
292
00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:10,929
WHAT'D I MISS?
293
00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:13,498
OH, BOO BOO HERE
IS GOING TO BE A DANCER.
294
00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,266
I'M NOT GONNA
BE A DANCER.
295
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:17,535
AND ISN'T IT A LITTLE EARLY
FOR PAJAMAS?
296
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:19,404
THIS IS MY RESTING UNIFORM.
297
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,473
OH, YEAH,
WHILE YOU WERE GONE,
298
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,876
DAD HAD A HEART ATTACK
AND DIED FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
299
00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:28,413
WAY TO TRUMP
MY VACATION STORY, MR. J.
300
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,783
NIGHT, BOO BOO.
301
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:33,952
WHO'S THAT?
302
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,887
JESUS.
HEARD OF HIM?
303
00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:39,057
UH, YEAH, BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF A BLACK JESUS BEFORE.
304
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:41,459
WELL, HE MAY HAVE BEEN BLACK.
OR BLACKISH.
305
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,828
YOU KNOW WHO I SEE IN MY HEAD
EVERY TIME I PRAY AT NIGHT?
306
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,730
FRIGGIN' WHITE JESUS.
307
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,465
I MEAN, I'M SO DISCONNECTED
FROM MY ROOTS
308
00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,067
THAT I DON'T EVEN
THINK BLACK.
309
00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:52,604
THAT'S EMBARRASSING.
I'M EMBARRASSED.
310
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,639
SO WHAT DO YOU...
WHAT DO YOU PRAY ABOUT?
311
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,174
THAT YOU'LL STOP
ASKING ME QUESTIONS
312
00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:57,742
AND CALLING ME BOO BOO.
313
00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:59,978
WHATEVER.
314
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,280
WELL...AND THAT PEOPLE
WILL STOP
315
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,615
BREAKING EACH OTHER'S HEARTS.
316
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,451
AND FOR THOSE SICK WOMEN
IN GHA.
317
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,119
AND FOR YOUR MOM.
HOW'S SHE DOING?
318
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,155
OH, SHE'S FINE.
319
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:13,324
DO YOU THINK PRAYING
REALLY DOES ANYTHING?
320
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,293
THE BIBLE SAYS IT DOES.
321
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,861
YEAH, BUT DOESN'T THE BIBLE
ALSO SAY
322
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,029
SOME GUY JUST HUNG OUT
IN A WHALE'S MOUTH
323
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:21,132
FOR A COUPLE MONTHS?
YEAH.
324
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,802
I FOUND THIS
IN THE TRASH!
325
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,370
WELL, I GUESS
THE PREVIOUS OWNER
326
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,738
INTENDED TO THROW IT OUT.
327
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,907
BUT THIS IS
YOUR WEDDING DRESS.
328
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,976
YOU SPENT SO MUCH TIME
ON IT.
329
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,511
WELL, ABABUO
AIN'T GETTING MARRIED.
330
00:13:33,512 --> 00:13:35,346
WELL, NOT NOW...
331
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,949
LOOK...I KNOW THIS IS
A PAINFUL SUBJECT,
332
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:40,118
BUT YOU MIGHT WANNA HOLD ON
TO IT FOR THE FUTURE.
333
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,452
ALL RIGHT, GIMME.
GIMME THE DRESS.
334
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,987
NO, I'M JUST--
I'M GONNA PUT THIS IN MY CLOSET.
335
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,423
THAT WAY,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE IT.
336
00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:47,292
BUT IF YOU EVER
WANT IT BACK,
337
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,961
IT'LL BE THERE.
338
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:53,465
DO YOU SEE WHAT
I'M DEALING WITH?
339
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,807
HOW YOU FEELING?
340
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:05,176
I GOTTA KNOW
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.
341
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:08,279
ARE YOU EATING CHIPS
FOR BREAKFAST?
342
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,448
I'M HAVING A SALTY
STRESS CRAVING.
343
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,650
I'M MAKING YOU OATMEAL.
344
00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:15,119
JOLT ME.
345
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,888
- WHAT?
- JOLT ME.
346
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:18,823
BOLT ME.
COME ON, HONEY, I GOTTA KNOW.
347
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,491
- IS YOUR HEARTBEAT IRREGULAR?
- UH-UH.
348
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,627
NO, NO, I-IT SAYS
THAT YOU DON'T NEED A SHOCK.
349
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:24,195
OR IS THAT NO THAT YOUR
HEART'S NOT WORKING?
350
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,830
I JUST GOTTA KNOW
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.
351
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,599
I'VE BEEN AN ABSOLUTE WRECK
352
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,767
EVER SINCE NURSE MUMBLEDOOM
TOLD ME HOW BAD IT WAS.
353
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:31,903
I'VE BEEN PICTURING IT
AND I'VE BEEN IMAGINING IT.
354
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,905
I EVEN TRIED TO DO IT
TO MYSELF, BUT I CAN'T.
355
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,474
SO JUST DO IT SO I CAN KNOW
WHAT IT IS AND I CAN MOVE ON!
356
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:39,178
OKAY. READY?
357
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,748
GO.
358
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,583
GO!
- OH! NO!
359
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:48,219
I CAN'T! I CAN'T
INTENTIONALLY HURT YOU!
360
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,790
OH, COME ON!
YOU'VE HAD YOUR MOMENTS.
361
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,394
GIVE ME THE GODDAMN CHIPS,
PAUL.
362
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,430
HEY, WHY ARE YOU TALKING
TO ME LIKE THAT?
363
00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:01,900
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
364
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,168
WE ARE SICK PEOPLE, PAUL!
365
00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:06,704
WE ARE TWO SICK PEOPLE
366
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,373
LIVING IN A COLD,
SICK PLACE.
367
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,375
BUT EVERY DAY
WE STAY ALIVE
368
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,844
IS A DAY THAT ADAM
HAS TWO PARENTS.
369
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:15,346
CATHY...
WHEN I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL,
370
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:16,848
I GOT REALLY DEPRESSED,
371
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,918
AND THE MORE I HEALED,
THE WORSE I FELT.
372
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:24,155
BECAUSE WHEN I WAS GOING
TOWARDS THE LIGHT, OH!
373
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:25,423
I MEAN, IT WAS INCREDIBLE.
374
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:29,093
I FELT THIS PROFOUND
SENSE OF COMFORT AND PEACE
375
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,329
THAT...I HAVEN'T KNOWN
IN THIS LIFE.
376
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,931
AND I ACTUALLY WANTED
TO KEEP ON GOING.
377
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,833
AND THEN--AND THEN
THERE S PATRICK BERTRAND.
378
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,268
LOOK, GOD OWS
WHY IT WAS HIM.
379
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:40,438
BUT HE SENT ME BACK.
SO...HERE I AM.
380
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,740
TO TRY AND BE A GOOD DAD
AND A BETTER HUSBAND
381
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,175
FOR AS LONG AS IT LASTS.
382
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,576
BUT I THOUGHT THAT YOU
OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD KNOW
383
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,712
THAT THAT WHITE LIGHT
IS WAITING FOR US,
384
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,514
WHETHER WE EAT CHIPS
OR NOT.
385
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,115
I MEAN,
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, HONEY.
386
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,720
I, FOR ONE, I'M JUST NOT
THAT WORRIED ABOUT IT ANYMORE.
387
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,638
I THINK I'M GONNA GET
MY PILOT'S LICENSE, KIRBY.
388
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,975
WOW. MAY I SAY,
YOU ARE A WOMAN WITH BALLS.
389
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,978
I'D RATHER YOU NOT SAY THAT.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
390
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,080
WHAT, ONLY GUYS ARE ALLOWED
TO FLY PLANES,
391
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,082
BUT WOMEN HAVE TO SERVE
THE DRINKS?
392
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,584
YEAH, FUCK YOU, KIRBY.
393
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:28,920
NO, LOOK, I BECAME
A FLIGHT ATTENDANT
394
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,022
BECAUSE...
395
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,457
YOU KNOW,
I THOUGHT IT'D BE GLAMOROUS
396
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:33,891
TO TRAVEL AROUND,
397
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:36,996
BUT NOW I WANT SOME CONTROL
OVER WHERE I'M GOING.
398
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,465
I WANNA BE IN THE COCKPIT.
399
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,967
HEY, IS THE WORD
"COCK" IN THERE?
400
00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:44,002
HUH?
401
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,803
I JUST REALIZED THAT.
402
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:49,407
SO...WHAT DO YOU SAY,
ALEXIS?
403
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,109
WHAT IS THAT?
404
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,277
THAT'S SIGN-UPS
FOR A BROOMBALL TEAM.
405
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,179
YOU KNOW BROOMBALL?
406
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,914
YOU PUSH A BALL AROUND
THE ICE WITH A BROOM.
407
00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:58,282
IT'S REAINTELLIGENT STUFF.
408
00:16:58,283 --> 00:17:00,685
WELL, I MEAN, I'VE PROBABLY
SPENT A YEAR OF MY LIFE
409
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,287
SWEEPING THE KITCHEN FLOOR
OVER AND OVER.
410
00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:05,189
YOU'D BE
A GREAT LEFT WING.
411
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,924
WE ARE IN A LEAGUE
WITH 15 OTHER BARS.
412
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,659
WE ARE DEFINITELY
THE WORST ONE,
413
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:11,063
BUT MAYBE
WITH THE MOST TEAM SPIRIT.
414
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:19,138
WHATEVER THE HELL
A LEFT WING IS.
415
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,844
ABABUO?
416
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:28,279
COMING.
417
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,547
HEY, AH-BA-BOO!
418
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,715
I'M COMING.
419
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,216
LOOK WHAT I FOUND
IN MY TRASH.
420
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,885
HELL, NO!
421
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,720
YEAH. YOU COULD MAKE
SOMETHING REALLY GREAT
422
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,722
WITH THIS MATERIAL.
- I ALREADY DID.
423
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,591
IT'S MY FRIGGING WEDDING DRESS.
- OH...YEAH.
424
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:43,361
NO WONDER I THOUGHT OF YOU
WHEN I SAW IT.
425
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:44,362
IT'S REALLY GREAT.
426
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,797
WHY DID YOU THROW IT
IN MY TRASH?
427
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,265
BECAUSE YOUR SISTER
COCK-BLOCKED ME
428
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,800
FROM THROWING IT OUT HERE.
429
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,701
WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT IT
YOU SHOULD, YOU KNOW,
430
00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:52,537
GIVE IT TO GOODWILL,
YOU KNOW,
431
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,273
OR MAKE A BUNCH OF BABY DOLL
CLOTHES OUT OF IT OR SOMETHING.
432
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,908
I DON'T WANT TO RECYCLE IT.
433
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,010
I NEED TO KNOW
IT'S IN SOME GIANT LANDFILL,
434
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,378
ALL STUNK UP AND DIRTY
435
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,680
LIKE THE MAN-SKANK
I THOUGHT I LOVED.
436
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,916
WELL, ME AND,
UH, HUMANITY
437
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,251
ACTUALLY NEED IT
NOT TO BE IN A LANDFILL.
438
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,487
WELL, ACTUALLY, I NEED YOU
TO MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
439
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,522
I'M TRYING TO PURGE MYSELF
OF PAST TRANSGRESSIONS.
440
00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:13,091
GIVE ABABUO A BREAK.
441
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,326
YOUR PAST IS ALWAYS
A PART OF YOU, ABABUO.
442
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:17,595
JUST LIKE YOUR AFRICAN ROOTS.
443
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,063
I SHOULD HAVE WORN IT
TO GHANA
444
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:22,101
AND THROWN IT OUT THERE.
445
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,303
EVEN IF YOU'RE A GREAT DRIVER,
446
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,505
THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU
OR BEHIND YOU MAY NOT BE,
447
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,774
SO YOU HAVE TO BE AWARE
OF EVERYONE ON THE ROAD.
448
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,642
OKAY.
449
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:35,247
CATHY JAMISON.
450
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:40,119
GOOD LUCK.
451
00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,380
HELLO, MY DEAR.
452
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:15,119
YOU'RE SMILING.
YOU NEVER SMILE.
453
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,754
HA. I KNEW IT.
454
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:19,223
I KNEW IT.
I'M A DEAD WOMAN.
455
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:21,526
THE TUMORS ARE GROWING AGAIN.
456
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,961
WELL, IT IS WHAT IT IS.
457
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:27,231
I CAN'T SMILE
BECAUSE I'M HAPPY?
458
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,267
I DON'T KNOW.
CAN YOU?
459
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,769
YOU ARE AMONG
THE SMALL PERCENTAGE
460
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,070
OF PATIENTS IN THIS TRIAL
461
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:35,706
WHOSE CANCER
HAS RESPONDED AMAZINGLY
462
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:38,476
TO THE DRUGS.
463
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,646
WHAT'S AMAZINGLY?
464
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,183
YOUR TUMORS
ARE CONTINUING TO SHRINK.
465
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,118
SOME OF THEM...
466
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,653
SOME OF THEM
HAVE DISAPPEARED.
467
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:55,793
WOW!
468
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:58,629
I THINK I SAID, "HOLY SHIT"
WHEN I READ YOUR SCAN.
469
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:00,231
"WOW" IS GOOD TOO.
470
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,933
- SO I HAVE MORE TIME?
- CATHY, THIS IS--
471
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,336
THIS IS UNCHARTED TERRITORY
WE'RE IN HERE.
472
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,905
THESE ARE NEW DRUGS.
473
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,974
BUT WE HAVE EVERY REASON
TO BE OPTIMISTIC.
474
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:13,177
THERE'S NOT A PERIOD AT THE END
OF YOUR SENTCE ANYMORE.
475
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:16,581
MORE LIKE A QUESTION MARK.
476
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,482
OR AN ELLIPSIS.
477
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,255
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED
THE ELLIPSIS.
478
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,457
ALL RIGHT, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
479
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:27,992
GO HOME. CELEBRATE.
480
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,762
HUG SOME PEOPLE.
481
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,866
ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
VERY GOOD.
482
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:55,720
GOOD NEWS, GOOD NEWS,
GOOD NEWS, GOOD NEWS.
483
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:58,222
I'M LESS CANCERY
THAN I WAS BEFORE.
484
00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:00,291
- THAT'S GREAT!
- A LOT LESS.
485
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,494
- HELL, YEAH! YEAH!
- SHH! SHH, SHH.
486
00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:07,432
OKAY.
OKAY. LET'S GO.
487
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,636
BUT I'M DRIVING.
I JUST GOT MORE TIME.
488
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:14,506
I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GONNA
LET YOU TAKE ME OUT EARLY.
489
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,975
YOU WRITE A LOT.
490
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:19,577
- GUESS WHAT, ANDREA.
- ABABUO.
491
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:22,647
ABABUO.
I...AM A BLOGGER.
492
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:23,914
THAT'S COOL.
493
00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,650
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I GOT A LOT TO SAY,
494
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,119
AND THEY MAKE IT SO EASY
TO START A BLOG.
495
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,087
I MEAN, I'VE ALREADY CONNECTED
WITH ALL THESE OTHER
496
00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:32,390
NEAR-DEATHERS,
SO I'M REALLY PUMPED.
497
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:34,925
WELL, DON'T GET
TOO EXCITED.
498
00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:37,094
MRS. J. TOLD ME
ABOUT YOUR CONDITION,
499
00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:39,797
AND I DON'T KNOW CPR
IF YOU GO DOWN AGAIN.
500
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,365
- AH HA.
- PLUS, I DON'T THINK
501
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:43,000
IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE
IF WE TOUCHED LIPS ANYWAY.
502
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:45,536
OOH! NO, NO, NO, HONEY.
M-M-MY FOB, MY FOB!
503
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:47,138
- WHAT?
- NO, NO, YOU'RE SITTING ON IT.
504
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,205
IT'S UNDERNEATH YOU.
- OH!
505
00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:50,675
OH, GOD, IT'S BUZZING.
OH, FUCK!
506
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:53,244
- MAYBE I BROKE IT.
- OR ELSE IT'S ACTIVATED.
507
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,578
GOOD NEWS!
508
00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:55,780
AAH!
509
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:56,847
OH!
510
00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:59,350
AH...OH, FUCK ME.
511
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:01,018
DAD, COME HERE.
TAKE A SEAT.
512
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,853
TAKE A SEAT.
TAKE A SEAT, DAD.
513
00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:06,223
COME ON.
- OH...OH...
514
00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:08,859
FOR A BIG MAN,
YOU CAN REALLY MOVE.
515
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:10,361
- OH...
- YOU'RE OKAY.
516
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:11,963
WE GOT THIS, DAD.
517
00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:16,167
WELL, HONEY, YOU KNOW,
DR. SHERMAN'S RIGHT.
518
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,768
YOU REALLY SHOULD CELEBRATE.
519
00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:20,304
I WISH I COULD TAKE YOU OUT
TO MANNY'S STEAK HOUSE.
520
00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:21,706
YET SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK
521
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,741
THAT SWEATS
ARE ON THEIR DRESS CODE.
522
00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:26,410
YOU NEED TO STAY IN, REST.
523
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:27,878
I'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO CELEBRATE.
524
00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:30,047
TELL YOU ONE THING.
525
00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:31,782
THERE IS NO WAY I'M GONNA
BE ABLE TO DETONATE MYSELF NOW
526
00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:33,617
KNOWING WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.
527
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:35,586
I'D MUCH RATHER TAKE
PATRICK BERTRAND'S HAND
528
00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,956
AND HEAD INTO THE LIGHT.
HA.
529
00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:12,690
THESE ARE MAKING ME CRAZY.
530
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:16,260
I MISS HER.
I MISS HER SO MUCH.
531
00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:19,163
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THESE,
I-I THINK ABOUT HER,
532
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:20,431
I THINK ABOUT THE BABY,
533
00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:21,766
AND I JUST WANNA
CLIMB UP ON THE ROOF
534
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:24,301
AND THROW MYSELF OFF.
535
00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:27,037
YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO GET
A JOB BECAUSE I'M COLD, SURE,
536
00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:29,106
BECAUSE I MAY HAVE TO LOOK
AFTER ADAM, SURE.
537
00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:31,575
BUT MOSTLY...I JUST DIDN'T
WANT TO BE IN THE HOUSE
538
00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:32,777
WITH THOSE ALL DAY.
539
00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:35,479
BUT I COULDN'T BEAR
TO THROW THEM OUT.
540
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,616
ARE THESE REBECCA'S
LADY THINGS?
541
00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:40,986
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
WITH THEM?
542
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:43,721
YOU KNOW WHAT?
543
00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:45,556
GET YOUR WEDDING DRESS,
ABABUO.
544
00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:46,758
LET'S GO.
545
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:03,474
HEY, IT'S ALMOST
GROUNDHOG TIME.
546
00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:05,142
WE'RE ROOTING
FOR AN EARLY SPRING.
547
00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:07,445
I CAN'T REMEMBER
IF THAT'S "SEES HIS SHADOW"
548
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,781
OR "NOT SEES HIS SHADOW."
549
00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:33,738
WE'RE MOVING ON, ABABUO.
550
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,477
WE ARE...
551
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,580
MOVING ON.
552
00:24:42,881 --> 00:24:44,415
HOPEFULLY, IT'LL BE WORTH
553
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:47,284
THE NOXIOUS FUMES
WE'RE BREATHING IN.
554
00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:49,520
THIS REMINDS ME
OF MY AFRICAN SISTERS
555
00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:53,291
DANCING AROUND THAT FIRE.
556
00:25:01,466 --> 00:25:03,033
HE SEES HIS SHADOW.
557
00:25:03,034 --> 00:25:06,036
SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER.
558
00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:07,204
MOM.
559
00:25:07,205 --> 00:25:09,808
BAD NEWS.
MORE WINTER.
560
00:25:11,409 --> 00:25:13,912
MOM.
561
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:45,075
♪ STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR ♪
562
00:25:45,076 --> 00:25:48,412
♪ AND MY TIME ♪
- JESUS, THOMAS!
563
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:49,680
♪ A MILLION
DEAD END STREETS AND ♪
564
00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:50,681
HONEY!
565
00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:54,318
- MOM?
- ADAM!
566
00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:55,686
ADAM!
- DAD?
567
00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:57,588
OH!
568
00:25:57,589 --> 00:26:01,625
♪ SO I TURN MYSELF
TO FACE ME ♪
569
00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,127
- OH, SHIT!
- ARE YOU OKAY?
570
00:26:03,128 --> 00:26:05,029
- OH, GOD!
- ARE YOU OKAY?
571
00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:06,363
OH!
572
00:26:06,364 --> 00:26:09,633
♪ TURN AND FACE
THE STRANGE ♪
573
00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:11,302
♪ CH-CH-CHANGES ♪
574
00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:14,371
♪ DON'T HAVE TO BE
A RICHER MAN ♪
575
00:26:14,372 --> 00:26:16,140
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHANGES ♪
576
00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:19,043
♪ TURN AND FACE
THE STRANGE ♪
577
00:26:19,044 --> 00:26:20,878
♪ CH-CH-CHANGES ♪
578
00:26:20,879 --> 00:26:23,647
♪ DON'T WANNA BE
A BETTER MAN ♪
579
00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:26,350
♪ TIME MAY CHANGE ME ♪
580
00:26:26,351 --> 00:26:27,851
OH--MOM!
MOM!
581
00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:29,753
♪ I CAN'T TRACE TIME ♪
582
00:26:32,624 --> 00:26:34,426
MOM, GRAB THE HOSE!
583
00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:37,895
OKAY, NOW, JUST HOLD ON.
HOLD ON, WE GOT THIS.
584
00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:40,731
WE GOT YOU, BABY.
HERE WE GO.
585
00:26:40,732 --> 00:26:42,800
GREAT, MOM.
KEEP HOLDING ON.
586
00:26:42,801 --> 00:26:44,703
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
- WE GOT YA, HONEY.
587
00:26:46,671 --> 00:26:49,039
OH, SWEETIE!
OH, MY GOD.
588
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,542
OH, MY GOD.
- I'LL GET A BLANKET.
589
00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:54,812
OH, HONEY.
OH.
590
00:26:54,813 --> 00:26:56,714
WE'RE UNKILLABLE!
591
00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:59,084
WHAT WERE YOU,
SWEEPING THE ICE?
592
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,388
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- I GOT ZAPPED AGAIN.
593
00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:06,757
BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT.
594
00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:09,660
I THINK I PEED AND CAME
AT THE SAME TIME.
595
00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:11,595
♪ CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES ♪
596
00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:13,864
♪ TURN AND FACE THE STRANGE ♪
597
00:27:13,865 --> 00:27:16,066
♪ CH-CH-CHANGES ♪
598
00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:19,069
♪ DON'T TELL THEM TO GROW UP
AND OUT OF IT ♪
599
00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:22,006
♪ TIME MAY CHANGE ME ♪
600
00:27:22,007 --> 00:27:24,508
♪ BUT I CAN'T TRACE TIME ♪
601
00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:28,245
♪ I SAID THAT
TIME MAY CHANGE ME ♪
602
00:27:28,246 --> 00:27:34,018
♪ BUT I CAN'T TRACE TIME ♪
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