Original subtitles

"Hail the Almighty!"

Move!

Move aside, sir!

Buy oranges!

"Heer tells Jogi..."

"It is a lie."

"No one reunites two lovers."

"No one wants them to reunite."

No ne can sing a Heer better than Mastero Rafi.

If he sings so well, why didn't Quaid-e-Azam bring him here?

Hey, Rascal! If we take Kashmir

and Mr Rafi both, what will India be left with? Thorns?

'Alert all the posts. Over.'

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Your export business is flourishing. Right, Mr exporter?

Get me some tea, Ashraf?

Sure! Furqaan, get some tea for him!

Strong tea. - Yes, sir!

'From the information coming from the border...' - Three cups!

'It can be assumed'

'that the Indian Army is increasing its troops on the border.'

Will there be a war? - 'But it's known to all...'

Who cares?

We are there

to protect the nation.

'It's also being said'

'that on the Kashmir border, the Indian Army...'

'Pakistani Army Officer Major General Agha Khan'

'told Radio Pakistan that the Indian Army'

'has become very weak'

'after the war with China in 1962...'

Will you remove your foot please?

Why?

Because it is an order from ISI.

Keep them in my car.

Sir, these are for the professor. I'll give you fresh ones.

I only want these. Is there a problem?

By the way, who are you?

Professor Manzoor Alvi.

Lahore university. I teach history.

Colonel Zaidi, ISI.

You teach history,

and I learn from history.

8 across. Three letters.

'Someone who has fled from captivity.'

Escapee!

But Mr Manzoor,

instead 'patton' is written over here?

Do you know what it means?

Professor,

whom are you sending the information about 'Patton'

through this crossword?

I don't know anything. Trust me.

I don't know anything.

Ashraf, give me a reciept

Sir, please let it go.

Give me the receipt.

Did anyone else see this crossword puzzle?

'Patton.'

'Hidayat Ali, Qabayalli,'

'Kashmir...'

Very nice hand-writing.

Matches the writing in the receipt.

What was your rank in the Indian Army,

Ashraf?

तकलीफ़ के लिए खेद है।

Sir,

Major Vinayak's family...

मैं उन्हें ख़ुद बता दूँगा।

Hey! Has the boss arrived?

He is in his office.

Hey, Moorthy!

सबसे बुरे समय में ठच्छी टाइमिंग है तुम्हारी!

मेजर विनायक बहुत ठच्छा ऐसेट था, सर।

Yes.

Hey! Suhasini must be cursing me, right?

Yes, sir. A lot.

Is your team here?

Ram? - Sir!

जी, सर। वो इंतज़ार कर रहे हैं।

Burman, please come inside.

Please have a seat.

Sir, Pattons are a bad news for us.

Our Centurions and Shermans are quite inferior

to their firepower and range.

All we know

is that these tanks are dangerous.

But we don't know what Pak Army is up to.

And worse. We have no agents in Pakistan to find out about it.

Burman.

सर, हमने ठपने ठधिकतर ऐसेट्स खो दिए हैं।

We got intel on Pakistan receiving Patton

through a source in Egypt.

Is the intel actionable?

Actually... - Sorry.

I have to take my medicines.

No, the intel is not actionable.

It's not prudent to take action based on some other country's Intel.

I am sure you are deploying new agents.

We can't afford one more war.

You know your job very well.

Moorthy.

Right? - Sir!

What is your job?

बिना लड़े युद्ध जीतना, सर।

After the 1962 war,

केवल तुम्हारे तरह का युद्ध ही मैं वहन कर सकता हूँ।

Sir.

Sir, please stop pacing up and down!

What are you doing with the jail records?

Have you seen the film 'Do Ankhen Barah Haath'?

You don't have time for films, right? Then you won't understand.

Let me work, sir.

Sir!

So?

How will you win this war without fighting it?

Moorthy, give me some theory.

'सर, ज़मीनी स्तर पर ख़बर... वगैरह, वगैरह।'

Pull a rabbit out of your trick hat.

Who is your new asset?

Sir, the past three agents were hardcore.

That's why ISI could catch them.

We need assets who don't behave like one.

Suresh works in the pantry. Let's send him.

He is so terrible at making tea that Pakistan will surrender on its own.

Sir, jokes apart,

Suresh has one strong point.

वो 24/7 उपलब्ध रहता है, ना की

यहाँ की बिजली की तरह।

Thank you, Suresh.

Get some tea.

Sir, two years ago...

एक कहानी।

तब जब हम यहाँ राष्ट्रीय आपातकाल में फँसे हैं! - जी, सर।

Burman is the hero of this story.

'पता है, मूर्ती, हमारी एजेंसी एक गाँव की साइकल की तरह है।'

'If any thing happens, everyone jumps on us.'

'Bloody hell!'

'इस से हम चौकन्ने रहते हैं।'

'ए! - नहीं, सर। मैं ठंधा नहीं हूँ।'

'क्या? - सर, आप कहने वाले थे, 'ठंधा है क्या?'।'

'सर, हम दोनों ने ब्रेक लगाया।'

'आपका लगा, मेरा नहीं।'

'आपकी गाड़ी ठीक है, मेरी नहीं।'

'दो बजे मेरी इंटरव्यू है।'

'इंटरव्यू का ठभ्यास कर रहा हूँ, सर।'

'जीसस क्राइस्ट, सर। ठब मैं क्या करूँगा?'

'Where is your interview?'

'शेल पेट्रोलियम, सर।'

'It's close to our office.'

'Come on. We will drop you.'

Sir...

'Hey! - Sorry.'

'टायर? - सर, मुझे ये साथ रखना होगा।'

'Talk in Hindi.'

'If I leave it here, there will be a problem.'

'Sir, can I keep it in the car trunk?'

'I'll collect it after the interview. - But…'

'Sir, it's my dad's scooter. I can't take any risk. Please!'

'Get in quickly! - Thank you!'

'Sir, I would have reached by now. I am getting late.'

'Sir...'

'Please drive faster. - Will you shut up?'

'Sir, please.'

'Sir... Sir, tyre!'

'Come to that office gate'

'after your interview and collect it!'

'इंटरव्यू के लिए शुभकामनायें।'

'What do you think?'

'Isn't Pondicherry Elections our headache?'

'I am about to retire,'

'but your brains have stopped working!'

'Hello. Yes. What?'

'Tyre? Yes. Let him take it.'

'मुझे ये बात समझ में नहीं आती!'

'I have been speaking but no one is listening to me!'

'Good day, sir.'

'Good day, sir.'

'What the heck!'

'Where is the Tyre?'

'Sir, I sent it with the mechanic.'

'Which mechanic?'

'Sir, I asked you over the phone.'

'Sir! Hey, sir!'

'Sir!'

'Hello, sir!'

'Sir, were you on leave for Pongal?'

'I have been waiting for you for three days.'

'Old man, give him the tyre.'

'Come on.'

'Give it to him!'

'Old man, give him the tyre!'

'Sir, a customer wanted a tyre of this car's model.'

'He was so rich that I couldn't see him in trouble.'

'So, I stole your car's tyre.'

'सर, मैं डेविड शर्मा।'

'Scoundrel!'

'Do you even know who we are?'

'You look quite dangerous.'

'Why did you bring the tyre back?'

'The customer went back on his words.'

'And this tyre was of no use to me.'

'So, I thought I should give it back to you.'

'Okay, sir?'

'Sir, won't you ask my name?'

'Kamran Sharma.'

'See you, sir.'

'Hold me, oldie.'

वाह! कितने शॉक की बात है!

A small-time thief tricked my best spies

और कहानी बताने के लिए वो ज़िंदा है।

Wait!

Do you want to recruit him as an agent in the agency?

No, sir.

I have already recruited him.

Oh, God! Thank You!

Sir, his name is Kamran Baksh.

He is an orphan of Kashmiri origin.

David adopted him from a refugee camp when he was eight years old.

And since then, they both have been conning people.

They have been using the surname 'Sharma' for tricking people.

Now, he is my 'funtru'.

'Funtru?'

He works as a small-time informant for me.

Of course, I pay him.

But he doesn't fear anyone.

He can go anywhere.

Three Indian agents were caught in Pakistan in the past two years.

And you want this... What did you say? - 'Funtru'.

You want to give this 'funtru' such a huge chance!

ये देखिये।

You got it right, sir.

नेपाल के राजा की कथित प्रेमिका और व्यक्तिगत जासूस।

इसका कोड नेम मैना है।

No one knew whether she is a myth or a real character.

हालिया फोटोग्राफ है, सर।

तुम्हें इसका फोटोग्राफ कहाँ से मिला?

That tyre thief gave it to me, sir.

He even had dinner with her.

ठगर ठसफल हुए...

you will be free to join his theft business.

Right, Burman?

प्लीज़, ठसफल मत होना, मूर्ती। - जी, सर।

मुझे भी शांति चाहिये।

Burman.

I am here because of you. - 'Tihar Jail'

I'm rotting here beacuse of your cockiness.

Do you even know what I am going through?

There are so many mosquitoes here!

I have to wait in a queue to use the washroom!

You are here because of your greed.

I had warned you.

Now, spend eight months here.

Why don't you take my place?

I won't survive here.

And if I die, I will haunt you!

Scoundrel! Rascal! Insolent!

Old man!

Where were you? What happened to you?

He has come to meet you. He was about to leave but...

I had gone to the hospital to check up on uncle.

How's Uncle David now?

He is fine. He is alive.

He suffered a brain haemorrhage today morning.

But you told me that he was admitted because of heart disease.

Yes, but he has mobile zygomorphic tumour.

Today in heart, tomorrow in the brain.

It keeps moving around.

Sir, it's very hot today. Let's go inside.

I had to walk nine kilometers.

I used the bus fare on his medicines.

You should have asked me for money.

You deal with all the problems on your own.

Can I get some water? - Yes.

Here you go.

Sir, please have a seat. I'll make some tea for you.

Please get snacks too. He loves them.

Okay!

Have some shame.

She loves you.

So? That's her wish. I only do as I please.

And what will happen when her heart breaks?

Then she'll learn to use her brains.

Emotions and loose motions only cause trouble.

You are a devil, but that will be useful in our next mission.

The mission can wait, sir.

You need to increase my payment.

You name the price and I will tell the job.

Sir, you're asking me the price!

I may be greedy,

but not so much that I'll go to Pakistan.

How do you know

that the mission is about Pakistan?

Sir, I have been working with you for two years.

I have found out many things.

Kamran, leave the money aside, tell me what you really want to do.

By the way, for your country… - Don't play that trick on me, sir.

Sir, I am single.

I have limited needs.

Some of them, I fulfil myself. And Shanno fulfils some.

And what about David?

Sir, that oldie is being looked after in jail.

Tell me one thing.

Is he behind bars because of you?

I am your boss.

I also keep track of my people.

What if I bail David out?

तीन विकल्प हैं, सर।

और मुझे लगता है यही सही है।

बुखारी का परिवार, हाँ? - जी।

'रेस्टोरेंट की आग में चार लोगों का परिवार जल गया, बल्लीमारन में एक लापता'

The whole family died when a restaurant caught fire.

They had a son of Kamran's age.

Harfan.

And they didn't find his body.

We can send Kamran as Harfan to his uncle, Shamim's house.

Induct him within a month.

Sir, we have to send him to Pakistan, not to Haridwar.

Good one, Moorthy. Still… One month.

'Kailash Tailoring House'

Shanno!

Shanno!

Shanno!

Hey!

What happened to her?

What do I tell you?

She hates you.

You wronged her.

Yes, you.

We were about to get married.

And you got me a job in Srinagar.

Who does that?

You are a scoundrel!

Thank you.

Let's revise one last time.

Who are you? - Who am I?

My name is Harfan Bukhari!

My father, Usman Bukhari, had a restaurant in Balli Maran

which caught fire along with the house, 17 years ago

and I lost everyone.

My mother, Zulekha, brother, Asif, sister, Nadia, all of them died.

Only I survived!

Who is Nadia?

Nazia, sir.

And where are you going now?

I am going to Lahore!

To my father's younger brother, Uncle Shamim Bukhari's house.

He offers 'namaz' five times a day.

He has a textile factory near Mandi Bazaar.

He has a mother, Kulsum Bi, who is my grandma too.

She loves paan and Begum Anar.

'Shamim's wife is Suraiyya. And they don't have a child.'

'You have to find out what the army is planning with Patton Tanks.'

Are you going somewhere for a long time?

I am sure you are going to do something dangerous.

Don't go. What will I do without you?

You tragedy queen! Save this drama for someone else!

I have already made a deal.

My work is done here.

Please don't go! Please don't go!

Kamran, listen to me!

Hey... Listen... Listen to me.

Sir, did you summon me?

Sir, did you summon me?

Sharif.

I have marked five names on yesterday's list.

Keep an eye on them.

Sir, Major Farooqi knows Irfan Ahmed.

His letter was… - Major Farooqi is also a human.

He too can make mistakes.

ISI doesn't tolerate

any mistakes.

This bloody weather atrracts a lot of mosquitos.

Come on. Take your luggage.

'Passport Checking Post'

'Contact the border guard.

'The commanding officer is travelling. Over.'

'Yes, sir. Over.'

'All three units have to report to the base. Over.'

'Yes, sir. Over.'

'Alpha, the team's location is being tracked. Over.'

'Yes, sir. Over.'

Where are you going with this knife?

Your papers are also incomplete.

You came here because you were kicked out of there, right?

Does Pakistan belong to your father?

How are you?

Are you okay?

No, don't cry.

Don't cry.

Next.

What's your name?

Harfan... Harfan Bukhari!

Where do you want to go in Lahore?

Sir, I am going to my uncle, Shamim Bukhari's house.

He lives there. I want to go there.

Sir, have a look at this.

Hey! You will break my legs!

I would have fallen!

Sir, please keep your luggage down!

And you! Sit there!

Tell me who is going to Badami Bagh!

'Buy your tickets.'

Hey!

Please stop the bus.

I will get down here. - Stop the bus!

Come on. Get off.

Come on. Hurry up.

Get off. Come on.

Let's go.

Who are you?

Harfan Bukhari!

Why are you here from India?

And what did you slide into that woman's basket?

It was a knife! Leave me!

Then why did you run? Tell me!

You are lying, right? Scoundrel!

Don't cuss me! - Or else, what will you do?

Alamgir.

Your handler.

Why did you get into a scuffle with him?

Now, I will have to get rid of him.

Get dressed up and go to Shamim's house.

Don't stare at me.

That's how Pakistan is.