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It started to feel like everyone in the neighborhood was getting laid except me.

I know I was shy, but I wasn't ugly.

I had great legs, a great rack.

My problem was, my focus was all on the wrong man.

Still working, Mom?

Almost done.

Mind if I give you a goodnight kiss? Of course, sweetie.

I'm going to stay up too late.

Don't worry, I won't.

Say, do you know where Julia's been?

Julia? I mean, you know her. She comes and goes as she pleases.

Oh, okay.

Why?

Oh, nothing. She just came and helped me out the other night. I was just...

No, tell me.

That's okay. Don't worry about it, Mom. Okay.

Why are you telling me this?

Kidda, use some gossip for your book.

That woman is never welcome in my house ever again.

Why? Are you afraid she's going to fuck your stepson?

Well, somebody took care of that, didn't they?

Someone had to. How dare you.

Maybe people wouldn't be fucking your man if you actually put out.

You bitch!

Look, you weren't even interested in your ex.

Don't be mad at Katie.

She's just lonely.

It's the principal!

What's going on here?

Nothing, sweetie. Go up to your room.

Your stepmom, she's jealous.

Jealous?

She's been pining after you for about a year now.

She probably touches herself every night thinking about you. What is wrong with

you, Julia?

Mom.

I'm going to have to say the truth.

Get the fuck out of my house.

With pleasure.

Is it true?

She's crazy, Thomas.

You guys are really fighting. If that had something to do with me, I'd like to

know.

Did you fuck her?

She was helping me out.

I can't believe it.

It's really not a big deal.

Not a big deal?

You fucked one of my friends and it's not a big deal?

Who cares? It's not my... Who cares?

You know I'm a woman too.

I know that, but... What's wrong with me?

Nothing. You're perfect.

Then why her?

I didn't know you wanted me.

Forget I said anything.

Pray for each other.

Are you sure?

I want to.

If we do this, everything changes. We can't go back.

I've wanted to for a long time.

Are you sure, though?

Teach me how to please your mom.

You can come if you keep doing that.

It feels so good.

I've waited so long for this.

Oh, my God. I've always wanted to use your mouth like this.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Talk to you soon. I feel so much better than I could imagine.

Buddy, I don't want to be inside you.

Can you give it to me? Yeah.

Give it to Mommy.

Thank

you,

son. You're such a good boy.

No death for a firecock, son.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

a huge load.

And you're still hard.

Yeah, I'm still hard. What are we going to do about that, baby?

Why don't you go get on the bed and let Mommy ride you?

Okay.

Oh,

my

God.

Thank you, sister.

Yeah. I can do that for you, son.

right. I gotta take care of my boy in every way.

He's so wet for you.

It's never too late for love to open up your heart and bed.

You're so annoying.

I can't believe I forgave you.

You can't get rid of me that easily.

Why don't you try writing your own books?

Well, if I did, it would be a lot less lovey -dovey stuff and a lot more

fucking, that's for sure.

I'd like to see you try.

Is that a dare?

You know, not everything has to be a competition.

I disagree.

I would like to have a girl's dinner party night.

I don't know if I like what you're getting at.

I think things are about to get a lot more interesting.

In what way?

You'll have to wait and see.