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Oh, it's a nice house you have here. Oh, thank you.

You live here by yourself?

Oh, me and my son.

He's not home, is he? No, I don't think so.

Okay, I don't want him not to see anything.

What are you waiting for?

Oh, I guess an invitation.

Are you wearing a bra?

Poor shirt's struggling.

Wow, I can't wait to unleash these.

What the fuck, mom?

What the fuck are you doing?

Um,

having fun?

That's some random guy. Do you even know him?

Yes, I do. We just went on a date.

Oh, one date? And you can just fuck him after one date? Yeah.

You just bring him home when I'm home?

I didn't know you were home.

Maybe you should check next time.

It's my house.

My rules.

Who do you think you are?

I'm your son and I'm listening to all this creepy shit now. Exactly. What are

you doing? Why are you in my room? Why are you having a big fit? Because you're

about to fuck some random dude with a door open. So? And your point is what?

It's my house, my room.

Yeah, but I'm going to have to hear all that.

What are you doing?

Ow. Why are you hitting your mother? This is... What?

Why am I doing what? Stop it.

Stop it.

What is wrong with you?

I'm trying to ask you the same thing.

What is wrong with you?

I'm tired of hearing all of it. Get off of me.

No.

You're a mother. You're not supposed to do this to your mother.

Your mother's being a whore.

Don't you like it, Mom?

No! I thought you liked being a whore.

You seemed like you were liking it earlier when he was doing it.

Yeah, not by you.

By my son.

It should be even better.

You made me, right?

You're not supposed to see me naked.

I don't like it though.

Stop it!

I'm not done yet.

How much do you owe?

Body is weapon.

I'm so hot.

What the hell are you doing? Get off me!

Does it look like I'm going in?

Just make it a harder one. No!

I love you, man.

Excuse me?

Mom, why are you dressed like that?

Um, because I can. What are you, Mr.

Big Bad Cop now?

Can't I tell Mom what to do?

Yeah, actually. I'm the fashion police.

I said fashion police. Okay.

You need to go put some clothes on.

No, I don't.

It's very inappropriate.

You're sitting around the house dressed like that.

It's my house.

I can dress however I want.

Yeah, but I live here too. I'm practically offended by that.

Look at your ass. It's hanging out of your... I don't even know what those

Shorts or underwear? That's terrible.

It's comfortable.

So you're just going to sit there? You're not going to go change?

Nope.

You're not going to listen to me? Nope. You know I'm a cop, right? I could

arrest you.

For anything.

For anything?

Anything I want. I could make something up.

Who are they going to believe? My slutty mom or a police officer?

Your slutty mom.

Look at how you're dressed.

Look at your ass hanging out of your shorts. I'm at home. I can dress however

want. But you're in front of somebody. Maybe in your bedroom you can dress like

that. Okay.

You need to go change.

No.

Not happening.

Yeah,

you need to change.

Look at that.

Go change. No. What are you doing?

Go change. No.

Told you to go change.

No.

Stop it.

I'm your mother. Knock it off.

You need to go take those shorts off now.

No.

What is wrong with you? Take those shorts off now.

No.

Stop hitting me. Take those shorts off or I'm going to have you arrested for

indecency. Arrest me.

Take your shorts off now.

I need to teach you a lesson. Okay.

But I'm your mom. Like, really? Just take your shorts off.

Okay.

Take your shirt off.

Panties too.

I'm going to teach you a lesson you're not going to forget.

Take your bra off.

Bend over.

Your hand's there.

Are you going to keep dressing like a slut, Mom?

No. I think you are.

No. Are you going to wear shorts with your ass hanging out around the house?

I still think you are.

No. Are you going to wear shirts with your tits hanging out of it? No.

Why do I have to do this to my mother?

I think I'm terrible.

Why are you making me do this, Mom?

I don't know, I... I have to teach you the lesson.

Stop being a slug. I'm not going to smack you around like this and teach you

lessons.

Lesson of love.

Are you still going to dress like a slut, Mom? No!

Are you sure?

Yes!

I can keep the lesson going.

like a slut anymore.

Promise me you won't be a slut anymore, Mom.

I'll give you something to remember me by.

Still out there being a slut, Mom. No!

Yeah. No!

Just teaching you lessons.

No!

fuck up so much.

Sun's cream? No!

Yes, say you want it. Say, come on my pussy. No!

Say, come on my pussy, son.

No!

and you're sleeping on my couch.

It's comfortable.

It might be comfortable, but I mean, I'm going to write you out of my will.

What? You heard me.

No, what do you mean?

I'm going to take you out of it. You don't do anything with your life, so I'm

going to take you out of it.

For what? I didn't do anything wrong. You're not going to get my money. You're

not going to get an inheritance just by, you know, sitting on the couch all

night.

Why would you be like this, Mom?

Because I can be. It's my money.

Do something with your life. I'm doing enough.

No, you're not sleeping on my couch all day under a blanket fucking comfortable

It's not my problem. Get up. Go get a job Do something too much work?

So

I

have the paper here And you can either sign it or get your butt

up and go Get a job.

Yeah, I'm not signing that.

You're signing it. You're not taking that. Well, I'm sorry.

But I am.

I'm not signing that paper.

Yes, you are.

No.

You're crazy to think I'm going to sign that paper.

No, I've done too much.

Too much like what? Sleep on my couch?

I've been here. I've been here for too long. You can't just knock me out of it.

I can knock out whoever I want to knock out.

Yeah, no.

You need to sign this.

No, I'm not signing it. Yes, you are.

You need to sign it.

You're too lazy. I'm sick and tired of it.

It's done and over with.

I really can't believe you did that.

But why? I'm not signing that.

That's not happening.

It is happening.

No. No, it's not.

Oh, but it is. That's a little ridiculous.

You might think it's ridiculous, but I don't think it's ridiculous. All I do

you tonight, you're going to take me out of the world?

All you do for me. What do you do? Watch the house. Oh, watch the house. By

what? Sleep me on the couch?

Do you know how much money there is in this house?

Exactly, and it's my money that I worked hard for. So you need to sign this

paper so you don't get any of it for doing nothing but sitting on the couch

day. I'm like your security. Nobody comes in.

You don't have to worry about that.

Security. It's like a dog. I need security. It's like having a dog.

Yeah, look, they don't work.

They don't work? What, did you disconnect them?

Of course.

Right. Sign this paper. No. Let's just get it done and over with already,

because I'm sick and tired of arguing with you about signing this paper.

I've done told you a hundred times. Get a job.

Sign the paper. No.

Really? I'm not signing the paper.

You need to sign the paper.

Well, you don't have a pen anymore. Sign it. Well, you can get up and go get the

pen. No, you don't have to get up.

You. I need to sign this paper now.

You need to stop pointing. Or you can get out of my house. You can stop

at me. No. Because it's a little ridiculous. You're getting mad over

Because I sleep?

Exactly. That's all you do all day is sleep on my damn couch.

You're right, Mom.

You're right.

That's just all you plan to see.

No, that is all I do see. You're just being a bitch right now. No. You need to

stop with this. No.

Sign this paper. No.

Sign it.

Ow.

Whoa. What is wrong with you?

You lazy son of a bitch.

You've been trying to take me out of your will.

Exactly. Because you don't do anything but free me.

Shut up, mom.

You know I love you, right?

I know. Look at me.

You're signing that damn paper.

Yes, you are.

Yeah.

You're so getting out of my will. I'm not getting any inheritance for this

Shut up.

I love you. Mm -hmm. Breathe the air.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Very much.

Mm -hmm.

your mouth you're making a flash no no you're not getting in my well no

no don't be upset mom no no

You don't deserve it.

But you're still not in it.