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Just over seven years ago,

Lilith had a dream.

With her song, she rallied the sinners of Hell

to attack Heaven in an effort to liberate us.

But before she could wage her war, she disappeared.

I merely wish to finish what she started.

A strong woman like yourself can relate,

I'm sure, Ms. Carmine.

I thought I had made my position clear.

I have no interest in engaging in this war

or assisting your disrespectful crew, Vox.

Hmm, funny you mention that.

See, my associate, Velvette here, came along today

specifically to apologize about her childish actions

at your last overlord meeting.

She meant no harm.

Did you, Velvette?

That's right.

I spoke out of turn.

F... forgive me.

See, she's sorry.

You should cut her some slack.

You know, she's still pretty new to the overlord biz.

Noted. But that doesn't change things.

I have nothing more to negotiate with the man bringing angels

to my doorstep.

Mm. Are you sure that's me?

If I recall, it was...

you who armed Charlie to slay the angels in the first place.

Those were different circumstances.

Was it, though?

Because I'm just picking up where you guys left off.

See, you sit up here

in your creepy factory, thinking you're above this war, when, really,

you're the one who started it.

Make no mistake, Carmilla.

War is coming.

You're either with me

or against me. And when the first shot fires,

whose side do you want to be on?

Heaven's?

You think they won't come for you?

The one that supplied the princess with the knife

that killed their leader.

Help me protect Hell, Carmilla,

and I'll help you... protect them.

I'll build your weapon.

Way to throw me under the fucking bus back there, V.

So much for "just fake an apology."

Oh, come on, Velvette, we got the deal, didn't we?

Besides, you did manage to fuck up

the one overlord meeting I let you do on my behalf.

So, uh, maybe you should reflect a little, mm-kay?

Fucking motherfucker!

Carmilla,

you surrendered yourself to the media overlord?

You know he doth profess allegiance to Hell,

but his true alliance

lies only with himself.

This is not about sides, Zestial.

You know better than to pay heed to his words.

This path will lead to only ruin.

The angels are coming, Zestial,

and I can't... I won't lose anyone else.

My loyalty is to my own. My girls.

You.

Do what you must,

but I shan't join you in this conquest.

My truest wish is that you cometh

to thine senses posthaste.

For when you do,

I shall return to your side.

Zestial, I...

Don't worry. It'll be back working in a minute.

This just in: a historic deal has been struck

between Voxtek and Carmine Industries.

What? Oh, come on.

This is such an exciting partnership.

With Carmine's innovation with angel weaponry, who knows

what this could mean for the war efforts?

Voxtek loves women in STEM.

And now for Hell's weather forecast:

scream rain.

Guys, are you hearing this?

I know, right? Rain has no business screaming like that.

I told you, Princess, I'm done playing therapist.

I ain't good at it.

Maybe you should ask Little Miss Can't Pick a Fucking Name.

She's the one running the place.

Hmm, well, I don't really want to speak to her right now.

Besides, she's perfectly fine doing whatever she wants behind my back.

Well, Husk, if you see Charlie,

can you let her know I've been doing everything

around the hotel already? So...

it's not like it'll make a difference.

Well, Husk, if you see Vaggie,

can you explain that hotel duties don't include inciting a war?

Enough! I'm so fucking done

with this petty high school bullshit.

-I'm out! -Whoa. Wait. What?

No, no, no, you can't leave.

The... the bar needs you.

Too bad.

Alastor's gone, so I'm gone.

I got no reason to stick around.

Hey. What about Angel?

What about him? He's a grown-up.

He doesn't need me.

Great, now someone has to take over the bar, too.

Fuck my life.

Hmm, I wonder who that's gonna be.

Could this day get any worse?

Uh...

And with Carmilla's aid, we can finally

fulfill Lilith's dream.

She started this resistance to take back our power by force.

She wanted blood,

now let's spill some blood. Resist!

My mom never wanted violence.

She empowered sinners. Peaceful protest.

There was no blood!

I can't believe Carmilla would side with that low-life garbage.

-I have to talk to her. -I have to talk to her.

We should both go. Niffty...

I can't believe I'm saying this... you're in charge.

Hooray!

Rise, children.

It's time.

I don't have a gambling problem. What, do you have a problem?

Oh, my fucking God.

That was my fucking Hell mortgage on my Hell house!

Fuck!

-Fuck! -This place hasn't changed a bit.

One game can't hurt.

Give me some luck, doll.

Gonna win big this time, I can feel it.

Lucky sevens! Yeah! Yeah, baby, that's it!

Now, this is where I'm meant to be.

♪ You know, it's been such a long time ♪

♪ since I've been out on my own ♪

♪ Bittersweet ♪

♪ to be so free and so alone ♪

♪ It kind of feels like the wrong time ♪

♪ to feel sorry for myself ♪

♪ Makes you wanna drink ♪

♪ till you feel like you are someone else ♪

♪ Then another ♪

♪ then another and another and another and another ♪

♪ Love in a bottle, love in a bottle ♪

♪ Don't need love when it comes in a bottle ♪

♪ Strut when you're bluffing, double or nothing ♪

♪ Lap it up, laugh it up, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Get the top shelf, double rocks, pour the Scotch ♪

♪ I've missed the tune of tumblers clinking ♪

♪ Deal me in, kick the sin up a notch ♪

♪ Diving in quicksand's faster than sinking ♪

♪ I'm leaving behind all of the cares ♪

♪ that I've been overthinking ♪

♪ Find friends in my wine ♪

♪ Stay unawares just as long as I'm drinking ♪

♪ Love in a bottle, love in a bottle ♪

♪ Don't need love when it comes in a bottle ♪

♪ Strut when you're bluffing, double or nothing ♪

♪ Lap it up, laugh it up, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Love is in the ice of the beholder ♪

♪ Gin never lies or fucks you over ♪

♪ It goes down the same every time ♪

♪ you need someone to hand your chips ♪

♪ Go all in and abandon ship ♪

♪ You're jumping for the water, and it's all a hundred proof ♪

♪ Love in a bottle, love in a bottle ♪

♪ Don't need love when it comes in a bottle ♪

♪ Strut when you're bluffing, double or nothing ♪

♪ Lap it up, laugh it up, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Love in a bottle, love in a bottle ♪

♪ Can't have love when it comes in a bottle ♪

♪ Home in a bottle, numb in a bottle ♪

♪ I don't need nothing that's not from a bottle ♪

Another round!

Just let me do the talking.

She listens to me.

Well, my dad listened to you, and look where that got us.

I don't have time for this lesbian drama.

What is it you want?

-I thought you stood with us! -You, you can't work with Vox.

-You're working for the man! -He's an insane person.

-The TV man! -I mean, literal garbage.

Carmilla, this is not what my mom wanted.

We should never go to war.

Heaven doesn't want to hurt us anymore.

They know that there's a better way.

How do you know Heaven is no longer a threat

when Vox just declared a war?

They won't just surrender.

We don't, but we just learned the hotel works.

Why start a war now? Why join Vox now?

The same reason I supplied you all with the weapons to defend yourselves.

When a fight is to come, I will protect my own.

You are the ones who asked me for the way to fight back,

you made the stand,

you killed their leader.

You started this war.

Why do you still insist

on Heaven being the answer when you know firsthand

-what they are capable of? -Because...

I...

Because we should never let ourselves

become them.

My mother believed that there was...

Lilith is gone. Her beliefs don't matter.

What matters is, war is coming

and I am choosing the winning side.

Now, this is living.

Not wasting

my life working behind some bar.

Good booze, nobody wanting nothing from me,

and a song sung by a lovely broad.

Here's to you, baby.

Angel?!

Oh, shit.

♪ It's been so very long ♪

♪ since Lady Luck kissed you ♪

♪ Still, you listen for her song ♪

♪ and pray that she missed you ♪

♪ Dead inside 'cause you know ♪

♪ it's all pretend ♪

♪ Close your eyes 'cause you're going off ♪

♪ the deep end again ♪

♪ You're living for the rush, for that royal flush ♪

♪ but you take what you can get ♪

♪ You play your final ace for a pretty face ♪

♪ Tastes like Scotch and cigarettes ♪

♪ And you can't help falling ♪

♪ going all in ♪

♪ though your odds are bleak ♪

♪ Till you break your losing ♪

♪ streak ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ You're living for the rush ♪

♪ for that royal flush ♪

♪ but the next best thing will do ♪

♪ You want to spend your chips ♪

♪ on these rosy lips ♪

♪ trying to get me next to you ♪

♪ 'Cause you can't help needing to believe ♪

♪ in finding what you seek ♪

♪ till you break your ♪

♪ losing ♪

Good luck out there, boys.

Wow, that-that was... that was hot.

Wait, does that make me gay? Am I...?

I'm not gay, am I?

Throw more ass.

Too saggy.

I want that full extension on the leg.

Is that how big it gets?

I'm sorry, but it needs to be bigger.

Mm-hmm.

Everyone out.

What do you want, Vox?

I'm already struggling to find a costar that can keep up with Angel and...

You read my mind. That's actually why I'm here.

I may need to borrow Angel Dust for a bit.

And before you say anything,

just wait till you hear me out.

The next part of my plan is gonna make

the princess kill herself.

Our plan. Mine, and Velvette's, too.

Or did you forget?

I'm not gonna wait in the wings again

while you and Angel take center stage.

Oh, Val.

Is that jealousy I hear?

Come now, Val,

we have been partners...

in-in business

for decades. You know it's all just metrics.

We got to push the fan favorites to the front

to give 'em more screen time.

It means nothing in the long run.

Just do me

this little, tiny, little favor,

and, you know, I have the next

few hours free.

Maybe we could... fuck around.

I don't see this part in the script.

Funny how you make time for us when you need something, hmm?

V-Velvette, I was just about to fill you in.

We were just, uh, t-talking.

Hmm,

seemed more like begging to me.

I don't beg.

I was clearly demanding.

Valentino, you will listen

and you will call Angel Dust here tonight.

No questions.

Ugh, get off me. You know that freaky eye shit doesn't work on me.

Plus I don't even know why you're asking.

You just do whatever the fuck you want anyway,

all for your stupid

fucking plan, right?

And this whole thing,

it's getting old fast, Vox.

Ay, ya no puedo con este,

ay, que estupido demonio...

You know I can't understand you

when you speak that island language, Val.

Anyone else got shit to say?

-I'm from fucking Florida. -Ow!

-Fucking dick. -Ha. Nice Shot, Val.

No, no, no, no.

Stop... Come over here. Okay, okay.

Fat Nuggets, come here, come here.

You little bitch. Stop!

Drop it! Drop it!

Drop it or you're bacon, you bitch.

Niffty.

Niffty, I told you to watch over the hotel.

What have you been doing the whole time?

This.

Baxter fixed them.

Now they have fingers and lungs so they can play instruments.

Oh, that's kind of impressive, actually.

Now what?

Huh.

So that's where all the blankets went.

Charlie?

Are you okay?

I thought about what you said the other day.

About me hyper-fixating on all the lies

about me, about my mom, and...

you were right.

So...

Oh.

Fat Nuggets sat on the icing.

Yeah, we cannot eat that.

It's okay.

I know it's been hard on you.

I just also know it was only making things worse to engage with it.

And it's hard sometimes to feel like you aren't hearing me.

But I just want you to know it's okay.

-I still love you. -But it's not okay.

I got so caught up in all the drama and my mom.

Look, this hotel

was my way of finishing what she started,

and I think I've been trying so hard to hold on to it

because if I can make it work, maybe she'd be...

proud of me.

And maybe she'd come back and tell me what I did to make her leave.

But all I've done

is drive everyone away.

Pentious, Husk, Alastor,

my dad. Everybody leaves.

And now Vox is declaring a war,

and Carmilla's right, I started it,

and I'm a hypocrite and my dreams are gonna die.

♪ Shut up, you know that I love you ♪

♪ but that's enough of this spiral ♪

♪ Some of your dreams haven't come true ♪

♪ Well, here's how we'll break the cycle ♪

♪ Your hand, my hand, your body and mine ♪

♪ They can withstand the firing line ♪

♪ 'Cause anyone who finds love in Hell ♪

♪ can do anything, baby ♪

♪ You and me don't need no one else ♪

♪ to make it through the crazy ♪

♪ No blow comes close to fatal ♪

♪ for this princess and fallen angel ♪

♪ We already found love in Hell ♪

♪ The rest is easy, baby ♪

♪ I appreciate all that ♪

-♪ We'll get through it ♪ -♪ But we need our friends to come back ♪

♪ We can do it ♪

♪ You're my pillar, my heart's fulfiller ♪

♪ but there's no way this lining's silver ♪

♪ Everyone's gone, we're facing a war ♪

♪ We can't get in touch with anyone anymore and ♪

♪ Shut up, you know that I love you ♪

♪ but you're forgetting who we are ♪

♪ In a pit that doesn't let sun through ♪

♪ somehow we managed to see stars ♪

♪ Your heart, my heart when I am with you ♪

♪ Two souls, one goal, we'll never lose ♪

-♪ Whoa ♪ -♪ 'Cause ♪

♪ Anyone who finds love in Hell ♪

♪ can do anything, baby ♪

♪ You and me don't need no one else ♪

♪ to make it through the crazy ♪

♪ No blow comes close to fatal ♪

♪ for this princess and fallen angel ♪

♪ We already found love in Hell ♪

♪ The rest is easy, baby ♪

♪ Anyone who finds love in Hell ♪

-♪ can do anything, baby ♪ -♪ Easy ♪

♪ You and me don't need no one else ♪

♪ to make it through the crazy ♪

♪ No blow comes close to fatal ♪

♪ for this princess and fallen angel ♪

♪ We already found love in Hell ♪

♪ The rest is easy, baby ♪

Boobs are boobs,

baby, yeah.

You know I'm always saying that, yeah.

Hey, loser.

Finally living up to your name, huh?

I didn't know you performed here.

I'm a man of many jobs.

One of 'em, being a woman.

Well, I quit.

Wow. Uh, I-I mean,

I-I guess since Alastor ain't around anymore,

you don't really need to, but, um,

still...

That hotel's a bigger mess than we are.

Yeah. I think my botched redemption arc

was proof of that.

Sorry for pushing you into that.

Should've realized it was a...

Eh, it's fine.

I've accepted that redemption's not really for people like me.

Are you still mad I saved your life?

I wasn't really mad. I...

I'm just not worth saving.

This, this here is what I'm meant for.

Just a sad drunk at a bar.

And I'm just a sex worker in a dress

whose lunch was three cigarettes.

To being us.

Oh, speaking of other jobs,

I got a film shoot.

See you at the hotel tonight, Whiskers.

No, no, no, you won't.

Yeah, I will.

Hey, so is this line more like a...

or a "Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No! Yes"?

Change of plans.

You were bought out for the night.

In there.

Oh? Uh, well, okay, I-I'll...

Do I collect for you, or-or have they paid?

I'll do my best, Daddy.

The fuck?

Oh? You shy, big boy?

You want me to come find you?

Or are you just like really small or something?

Oh.

Vox.

What are you...

Sorry for the sudden visit.

I just need to borrow that empty little head of yours.

I'd like to see you fucking try.

Mm.

I've been wanting to do that for so fucking long,

you stubborn fucking whore.

More trouble than you're worth.

Sure glad I found a use for you.

Ah, it's almost cute how you scream every time.

-What? -Oh, poor little Angel Dust.

How do you think I was always

one step ahead of the princess?

Or how I knew the angels were coming?

Or that Lucifer couldn't do anything to me?

Think back. Any late-night jobs

you can't quite remember?

There wasn't a moment I haven't been watching.

Charlie ain't looking too good under pressure.

We did it! Redemption is possible, Vaggie!

Give me the tea later.

I'll let you in on a little secret.

I cannot smite him.

What? No.

I-I would never...

Oh, but you already did.

You've been a wonderful spy for me, Angel Dust.

But I think your time at the hotel has come to an end.

Aw, don't look so upset.

Velvette's gonna make sure you look great for your presentation.

Angel!

I, uh, I thought about our talk.

Hey, look who's back.

Well, somebody needs to keep you guys drunk.

-Where's Angel at? -I don't fucking know.

Should've been back by now, though,

'cause clearly nobody's fed

Fat fucking Nuggets.

Have they, little fat one, huh?

-Hasn't been answering my texts either. -Hmm.

Something ain't right.

That-That's nice, Niffty. Good job.

Yes.

Good job, Niffty.

No matter what's ahead, we've faced impossible odds before.

Together, we can do it again.

Thank you, Vaggie.

For keeping the faith that I lost control of.

Don't you, don't do it, don't do it, don't you...

Oh, you bitch.

Yuck. Oh, don't...

Oh, come on, don't. Don't, Sir Quackington, no!

Huh?

Oh!

Charlie, my lovely daughter who I love and miss.

Uh, eh, what's popping?

Dad, I need to talk to you.

I'll send you my location, okay?

Uh, uh, of course. Yeah, I'll be there right away.

I'm such a good dad.

Looks like we got our power source.

The fuck? What the fuck was that?

Bento.