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Charlie, babe,
I think you need to drop this.
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Drop what? I'm just trying to clear up
the misinformation about the hotel.
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There is no point.
Those fuckers work for Vox.
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Katie Killjoy is just gonna do
the same thing that Vees did.
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Don't feed into this crap.
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Just stay with me today.
And the guests, also the guests.
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I know, but I feel like if I explain
myself on live television,
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then they won't be able
to edit it like that video!
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You know I did not strike Velvette
with an open fist.
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I'm aware.
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So... just keep holding down the fort...
you're doing great by the way...
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until Niffty and I get back.
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Niffty?
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Hi.
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Okay. Have fun. Love you. Bye.
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Bye!
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Fucking dickhead.
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Oh!
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Look who it is interrupting this riveting
conversation I was having with...
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-who are you again?
-Uh, Angel Dust.
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Angel Dust! I knew that.
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-You're funny.
-What?
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You're still here?
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Someone has to actually help out
around here, Mr. Useless.
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What do you actually do here?
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I told you, I'm the host of the hotel.
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Huh, I thought that was, uh, I thought
that was Charlie's girlfriend's job,
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because she, my friend, is on it
with running this whole hotel...
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thing.
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So you're doing a poor job at that.
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Oh, and I hear you got
your ass kicked and ran away
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when Charlie needed you most.
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It's a sure good thing I showed up.
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Am I right?
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-This guy knows.
-What?
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You...
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should use a coaster.
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That's it! Fuck this, I quit.
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That's it, Bambi, walk away.
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You...
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You should've moved in sooner.
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Coming up,
on Katie Killjoy Tonight,
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an exclusive interview
with Hell's not-so-favorite nepo baby
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Charlie Morningstar,
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only on 666 news.
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You don't want to miss this.
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All right, people, we're on in five.
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All right, Niffty,
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we got this, right?
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I mean, all I got to do is
talk from the heart, for the people.
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Set the record straight.
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Real straight.
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Explain what really happened.
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-Real straight!
-Right. You got the cards ready?
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-Perfect.
-Is that the princess?
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Didn't learn your lesson yesterday?
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What you guys put out yesterday
was heavily fucked... with.
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So I'm here to set the record straight
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with my own words
that you can't fuck with.
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Sure, sweetie.
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-Katie! You know what to do.
-Ho-ho, right.
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It's nice to meet you, Miss Morningstar.
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It is Miss, right? 'Cause we all know
queers can't get married.
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What?
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Well, let's not waste any more time, dear.
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Come on.
You still need to get camera ready.
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I am camera ready.
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Oh, sweetheart... yuck.
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Wow, that's bright.
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Welcome back to me.
I'm here with Charlie Morningstar,
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homosexual daughter
of our big old devil daddy
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and founder of the Hazbin Hotel...
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...which is starting to live up
to the name, wouldn't you say?
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I would.
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Firstly, I'm bi,
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but thanks, Katie.
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You know, the name was
kind of a funny story actually...
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-Phenomenal. So tell us, Chazzie...
-It's Charlie.
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You're here to set the record straight
about your hotel, yes?
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What exactly is there to tell us?
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I'd say we already saw everything
in last week's hit docuseries
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Hazbin Hotel, Behind Closed Doors,
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available now on VoxTek video.
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Well, as you know, Vox paid a visit
to our hotel recently, yes,
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and he lied about everything that...
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Whoa, duh-duh, lied?
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I'd say that's a pretty intense
accusation, don't you think?
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Well, he, um...
misrepresented things, so...
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Oh! Using fancy words now.
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-He bent the truth!
-I wish he'd bend me.
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Right in half, you know
what I'm saying?
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-Tom, laugh!
-Oh! Ha-ha-ha.
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Oh, no...
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Knock-knock, Rosie my dear,
Alastor's here.
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Oh! Alastor. Don't you know it's rude
to show up on a lady unannounced?
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I have nothing prepared.
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Oh, please, no need to gussy up
for little old me now.
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I just dropped in to tell you
the great news.
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Oh, great news? That's always
exciting for me to hear.
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By all means, tell me.
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I'm sure you know all
about Charlie's little hotel
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and how I've been "helping out."
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Of course I do.
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Yes, well... I just quit.
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You what?
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You see, I've been there
about a year or so,
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and after all of the pointless
singing and crying...
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I'm afraid I see no further reason
for my presence there.
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We really aren't getting any closer to...
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Ah, bup, bup, bup, bup,
bup, bup, bup, bup.
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Alastor, sweetie, pumpkin.
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I'm afraid that isn't up to you, is it?
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See, I thought that, too, but I also
thought our little deal meant
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that I was the strongest sinner
in all of Hell.
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Yet here I am with the scars
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and a busted-up staff
that proves otherwise.
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Oh, come on now, Alastor.
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You really thought
being the most powerful sinner,
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which you are, meant you could
take on an archangel?
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You're still as cute
and stubborn as the day we met.
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Don't remind me.
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Oh, but I will.
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You were a handsome young man,
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such a charmer.
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And quite the gentleman, if I recall.
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Hustling yourself and dazzling
those yuppy producers.
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Overcoming so much to be the star
of your own radio show.
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The toast of New Orleans.
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But you were a bit naughty...
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weren't you?
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Oh!
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I'll always be impressed with how prepared
you were for all this while still human.
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I can't imagine how many rituals it took
to get through to the other side,
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but when I heard your voice...
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I just knew.
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I knew you were the one.
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Tu es prêt à manger...
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I call on you, voices of the afterlife.
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I wish to make a deal with you.
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Why have you
called me here, human?
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To curse? To give?
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-To learn?
-Allow me to cut to the chase.
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I know what awaits a man like me
after death.
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But I do not want to exist in Hell,
a tortured soul.
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I want to secure myself,
amongst the highest demons.
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I want to continue my fun!
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Wow. That's a new one.
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I must say,
a soul like yours is unlike any I've seen.
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I can grant you power,
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power beyond
what your mortal mind can imagine.
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The most powerful sinner in Hell, but...
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you must do something for me,
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and until you complete this task,
your soul will be mine.
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It's a deal.
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It's pretty funny that the next day,
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you died in the most hilarious way
possible.
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Mistaken for a deer and shot
while hiding a body.
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I mean, just perfect.
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So anticlimactic.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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Oh, hilarious.
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Ah. Ah. Ah-ha-ha!
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Look, you can toy around with me
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all you want,
but I've been running all over Hell
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on some fruitless crusade for years,
playing nice at a stupid hotel
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because you promised me power,
and now I'm lacking, so you better...
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♪ Sounds like you really could do ♪
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♪ with a little reminder
of who you're talking to ♪
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♪ An honest woman
always there to lend an ear ♪
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♪ I dealt with you fairly,
been patient it's true ♪
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♪ But remember, "my deer,"
you're in my zoo ♪
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♪ Don't you forget ♪
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♪ You are my pet ♪
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♪ I say when to sit and stay,
roll over or go fetch ♪
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♪ Don't you forget ♪
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♪ There's no way out ♪
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♪ You're a debtor till the day
you settle your account ♪
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♪ I've served you faithfully for an age ♪
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♪ obeyed demands, contained my rage ♪
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♪ went off the air
for years on your behalf ♪
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♪ I know, and you're so kind ♪
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♪ And since you made me disappear ♪
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♪ my name inspires much less fear ♪
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♪ The least
that you can do is fix my staff ♪
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In due time.
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Sing along, dear, you know the words.
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-Oh.
-♪ Don't you forget ♪
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♪ I won't forget ♪
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♪ You are my pet ♪
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♪ Yours since we met ♪
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♪ I say when to sit and stay ♪
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♪ play ball or just play dead ♪
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♪ Don't you forget ♪
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♪ I'm in your net ♪
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-♪ The coop can't be flown ♪
-♪ At least not yet ♪
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♪ The moves you make
are mine and mine alone ♪
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♪ Looks like you'll have
to do this on your own ♪♪
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Fine.
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Oh, calling me her pet.
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I'm not your pet, you lousy...
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I'll show her.
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Oh, she'll see.
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Think. Think. Come on, Alastor.
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Come on.
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There must be a way.
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Oh.
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Oh, that's clever.
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Hmm.
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I can fix my own problems.
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So basically,
what you're trying to tell us is
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that an angel told you
your silly little snake friend was alive.
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The same angels
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that made it their whole "thing"
for seven years to kill
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as many of us as possible?
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And you just expect us
to believe all that?
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Yes! Well, I mean, yes,
they don't want to hurt us anymore.
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Now that Sir Pentious is redeemed,
I'm sure they are going to help us, so...
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Oh, you're sure, are you? You're so sure?
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Because I'm sure that Vox reported
on how you had no evidence at all,
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and that you just put your guests
in danger for fun.
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Well, sure, but see,
he made it look that way.
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If you take something out of context,
you can make someone say anything.
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It feels like he was just waiting for me
to say something awful, like that
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"I think sinners deserved
the extermination
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"because they're bad people."
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But I would never actually say that.
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Oh! Did you get that?
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Breaking news. Charlie Morningstar claims
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that sinners deserved to be exterminated
in shocking new statement.
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No. No. That is not...
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Like... What?! Stop.
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That is not what I said.
It was just an example.
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Not like I meant it, you know? Please stop
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quoting everything I'm saying.
It is distracting me.
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What?! Don't compare me to Hitler!
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How are you even typing this fast?!
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I am so getting that fucking bonus.
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Now, Charles, do you have anything else
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you'd like to clarify
about your Hashbrown Motel?
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I... Um, uh, y... you know.
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N-Niffty.
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Here. Come up here and tell us all
about how amazing the Hazbin Hotel is.
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Just tell them! Uh...
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Uh… Uh... Oh, shit.
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The camera thing. Uh...
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Oh! Hey, Niffty, guess what?
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That is not a camera. It's a roach.
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That's a big roach.
249
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Yeah. Tell the big roach
about how much you like the hotel.
250
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,828
♪ There's an endless stream of trash
and filth and hundreds of bugs ♪
251
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:08,163
♪ If you love the stench of jizz,
wait till you smell our rugs ♪
252
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,916
♪ 'cause people barf and piss and cum
on them a ton ♪
253
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,959
♪ And when they do,
I get to go and clean it up ♪
254
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,294
-What?
-♪ Hypodermic needles ♪
255
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,379
♪ left all over the place ♪
256
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,589
♪ And our rats have grown immune
to being sprayed by mace ♪
257
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:20,175
♪ So I got to take my knife
and stab 'em all in the face ♪
258
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,719
♪ And now they treat me like their queen
because I'm covered in rat blood ♪
259
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,679
-♪ Niffty, no ♪
-♪ Magical land ♪
260
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,390
♪ hotel of my dreams ♪
261
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:31,019
♪ disgustingest, ugliest building
that I've ever seen ♪
262
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,563
♪ And I get to clean it up ♪♪
263
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,397
-Niffty, what are you doing?
-Helping!
264
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,150
-Can you help differently?
-Okay.
265
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,987
Um...
266
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,741
Can anyone understand this?!
267
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,119
Why?!
268
00:13:56,962 --> 00:13:58,630
Yes.
269
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:03,301
♪ And that's why the hotel is good ♪♪
270
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:05,387
Right? Yay.
271
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,019
I know you're watching.
272
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,396
Come on out.
273
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:17,607
No need to be shy, Vox.
274
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,610
Alastor.
275
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,280
For what do I owe the displeasure?
276
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,240
Did I strike a nerve?
277
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:29,703
Finally ready to plead with me
to stop shitting on your precious hotel?
278
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:33,623
Frankly, I'm bored
of hearing your incessant slander.
279
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,959
It's not even clever.
280
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,003
This ends now.
281
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:43,133
Ugh. Voxxy, you can't get all up in this
and then zip out like that.
282
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,302
I thought you liked it when I...
283
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:49,264
TMI, Val. Now who are we killing?
And can I film it?
284
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:52,183
No, no, dear, I don't think
Vox would want the public
285
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:55,437
to see me put him in his place
a second time.
286
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:59,357
Fuck you, Twink!
287
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,580
What's wrong, old man?
288
00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:17,167
Getting your ass beat by Adam
fuck you harder than you thought?
289
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,503
Hiyah! Oh!
290
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,596
What's the matter, bitch?
Can't get it up?
291
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,853
Daddy's home.
292
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,983
Oh, dear, does that hurt?
293
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:44,069
Hey! Fuck!
294
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:50,033
Damn. It's gonna take a lot more
to fix that hairdo.
295
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,911
Hey, my little puppets,
I'm putting up a poll.
296
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:58,792
Vote "yes" or "no" if you want me
to absolutely obliterate this guy.
297
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:24,401
Come on out.
298
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,819
Are you fucking kidding me?
299
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,112
-You are very rude.
-Look at you go.
300
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,947
-Yada, yada, yada.
-This has all been a whole setup,
301
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,325
and once more, you are very homophobic,
Ms. Killjoy, and I do not like you.
302
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:32,409
I'm not homophobic.
303
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,493
-I just hate gay people.
-This has been the worst
304
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,537
-fucking interview of my entire life.
-So sue me.
305
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,415
Alastor's in trouble!
306
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,172
Hey, have you ever heard of a blob fish?
307
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,299
A... what?
308
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,383
Check this out.
309
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:49,676
How cute is that?
310
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,470
Why are you like this?
311
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:55,557
Look, Angel, I...
312
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,268
Oh, hey, Niff. What the fuck?!
313
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,978
Huh?
314
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,690
A lot of weird shit happens here.
315
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,529
Found you!
316
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:18,704
Someone should really put this thing
out of its misery.
317
00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:21,915
We're here, Alastor!
318
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,752
Husk, go!
319
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:25,920
What the...?!
320
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,047
The fuck is this about, Alastor?
321
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,758
You still fighting these nobodies?
322
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,426
My hair!
323
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,637
I'm gonna kill you!
324
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,891
Look, lady, I didn't mean to... Oh, shit.
325
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,108
Hey, bad boy.
326
00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:50,153
You again?!
327
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,614
-Ow! Fuck!
-Oh!
328
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:56,242
Looks like it's me and you again.
Ready to lose?
329
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,787
Not this time.
330
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,165
Geez.
331
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,335
Calm down, bitch.
332
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,712
This outfit is worth ten of you.
333
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:11,341
Put a shirt on, you mangey stray.
334
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,347
-Hmm.
-Oh, not there.
335
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,516
-Oh.
-Ow!
336
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:23,144
Oh. No.
337
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,314
Ow! Aah!
338
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,278
Gun.
339
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,697
Wait. Call off your goons.
340
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,575
I have a proposition for you.
341
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,285
Excuse me?
342
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,371
Now or never.
343
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,165
Val, hang on.
344
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,252
We keep going back and forth,
345
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:51,381
and it's growing really tiresome,
uh, quite boring actually,
346
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,759
and it's making it harder
for me to do what I have to do.
347
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,428
Yeah, of course, you're trying
to talk your way out of this.
348
00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,264
Get to the fucking point!
349
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,683
How about… we make a little deal?
350
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:06,437
I'll join your propaganda parade
and be your little prisoner?
351
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:09,983
All I ask for in exchange is, ooh,
352
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:14,737
two, tiny, itty bitty conditions.
353
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,072
The fuck is he doing?
354
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,782
What conditions?
355
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:22,078
Let these irrelevant little nobodies
run along home,
356
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,164
but more importantly,
you're not to lay your hands
357
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:28,167
on Charlie Morningstar.
358
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:31,337
Wait. That's it?
359
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:34,924
That's it. Pretty enticing, isn't it?
360
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,927
Think of the headlines.
361
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,513
That's-that's...
362
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,724
It's a deal.
363
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:46,644
Yes!
364
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:49,314
I fucking did it! Ha-ha-ha!
365
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,317
Holy fuck. Everyone out. Look who I have.
366
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,403
Velvette. Cameras.
367
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,157
All right, you heard him, people.
Everyone out.
368
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,700
Move your asses.
369
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,660
Alastor, what happened? What's going on?
370
00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,662
-Wait! Wait! Alastor!
-Move, bitch!
371
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,331
-Move.
-Ugh! Oh, stop pushing me!
372
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,749
-Bitch, move.
-Alastor.
373
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:11,127
Ugh. Wait. Let me back in.
I am the princess of Hell!
374
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,924
What the actual fuck is happening?!
375
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,428
Oh! No. No, thank you. No, yeah.
376
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,055
Thank you. I-I... I won.
377
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,974
You like...? I know I... I know I won.
378
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,268
I like winning.
379
00:20:27,352 --> 00:20:29,771
And let me be the one to tell the world
380
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:34,317
that Alastor does not have a tail.
381
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:39,572
Oh, that's gonna piss some people off.
382
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:42,325
One... smoothie, please.
383
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:54,045
Oh!
384
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:57,423
Oh! Ah!
385
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:59,968
Today was perfect.
386
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,594
Right, Val?
387
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,096
Uh-huh, sure, babe.
388
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,390
Hmm? And what-what do you think, Alastor?
389
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:08,643
Oh, why the long face?
390
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,111
Mm-hmm. Mm.
391
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,488
Isn't this nice?
392
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,578
Look at all this.
393
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,163
I know you feel it, too.
394
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:33,334
And to think you could have had this all
and without the public humiliation.
395
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,379
Yeah, this calls for a celebration.
396
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:41,384
Hmm, yes, not like
you haven't been doing that all day.
397
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:45,596
Whiskey? Gin?
I could call up and get you a Sazerac?
398
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:52,103
You know I've waited for this moment
for almost 70 years.
399
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,938
I'm curious.
400
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:58,234
What makes the princess
and her crappy little hotel so great
401
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:03,614
that the Radio Demon gives up what little
dignity he had left to help out with it?
402
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:08,369
Or how a guy from the '30s landed in Hell
and somehow
403
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:11,080
became one of the most powerful overlords?
404
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,957
Tell me how.
405
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,585
Mm, nope.
Our deal is for me to be your captive.
406
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,254
I don't have to tell you anything.
407
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,758
Seriously?
You usually love to run your mouth.
408
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:25,261
But I guess being a brat is kind of
your thing, isn't it?
409
00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:28,973
You'd be nothing without those two.
410
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:31,768
-Excuse me?
-You really haven't changed, have you?
411
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:34,145
Still so reliant on all those around you.
412
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:38,357
Always seeking someone
to put up with your incessant...
413
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,903
You know, I think I prefer the silence.
414
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,072
What?
415
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:48,367
Don't want to be reminded
of how desperate you were for attention?
416
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:53,331
Back then, you and I were as close
to equals as I'd imagined down here.
417
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:56,417
You had your decent ideas,
you were growing your power,
418
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:59,420
and it was almost impressive.
419
00:22:59,504 --> 00:23:01,631
And I respected you.
420
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,716
And then you went and ruined it.
421
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:08,763
I thought you found me, what was it?
Inspiring?
422
00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:13,226
You're inspiring, really.
423
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,936
And when you think about it,
424
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:18,231
modern entertainment
actually started with radio.
425
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:21,526
-Ah.
-Ah, am I boring you with my compliments?
426
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:22,944
Perhaps.
427
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:25,154
Well, look, I'll just get to the point.
428
00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:27,490
We've been close
for a few years now, right?
429
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,867
I mean, people know us, they love us.
430
00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:32,578
And with new overlords
popping up every day.
431
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:35,331
And before you hit me with a,
"Well, you're pretty new yourself,"
432
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,167
I know, okay,
but I'm much more forward-thinking,
433
00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:40,545
so it's in your best interest
to hear me out.
434
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:43,881
I'm listening, pal.
Barkeep, another whiskey.
435
00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:50,138
So, I've been thinking, Alastor,
436
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:55,017
with your incredible power
and my massive influence,
437
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,520
we would be unstoppable.
438
00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,230
Radio and video.
439
00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:04,485
Me and you... we could rule Hell,
together, as partners.
440
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:13,452
Oh, that's... Oh, you're serious?
441
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,414
Come now, Vox.
442
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:23,671
I knew you could be pathetic at times,
but I didn't realize you were so weak.
443
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:26,048
What?
444
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:30,178
Oh, fuck.
445
00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:32,889
You need me to join your team.
446
00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:36,475
And here I thought you might
actually be approaching my level,
447
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,978
but asking for assistance?
448
00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:40,813
A partnership?
449
00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:43,524
-I am quite disappointed in you.
-I...
450
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:46,027
I just thought,
you know, since we were friends...
451
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,654
Friends?! There are no friends
452
00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:51,157
in Hell, Vincent. I thought
that was something you understood.
453
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,827
How embarrassing.
454
00:24:54,911 --> 00:25:00,333
Oh, the tantrum you threw after...
now that was entertainment.
455
00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:06,589
I did really have to put you
in your place, didn't I? Ah.
456
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:09,634
And now you finally have me,
457
00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:16,224
but you still rely on others
for your power, like always.
458
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:18,143
♪ You think your little mockery ♪
459
00:25:18,226 --> 00:25:20,436
♪ is gonna make me cry? ♪
460
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:24,398
♪ That I'm bawling 'bout the past
that could have been? ♪
461
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:26,150
♪ Look around ya, Al ♪
462
00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:28,152
♪ I've been scheming this whole time ♪
463
00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:31,530
♪ I got a team, I got a dream ♪
464
00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:35,493
♪ and all I'm gonna do is win ♪
465
00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,748
♪ You're in my house with my rules ♪
466
00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,541
♪ in my room with my tools ♪
467
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:46,712
♪ And worse, you're at my mercy,
cursed to watch me take it all ♪
468
00:25:46,796 --> 00:25:49,131
♪ You've gone ass up, you're deep fried ♪
469
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,217
♪ Your last luck has run dry ♪
470
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:55,179
♪ At last your check has cashed,
I'd laugh at how you look so small ♪
471
00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:57,056
♪ Don't you forget ♪
472
00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:59,976
♪ You're on my string ♪
473
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:03,604
♪ You can try to squirm and struggle
and it wouldn't do a thing ♪
474
00:26:03,688 --> 00:26:06,274
-♪ Don't you forget ♪
-You're so obsessed with me.
475
00:26:06,357 --> 00:26:09,944
♪ I knew you'd need me here
to be your unwilling audience ♪
476
00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:13,155
♪ when you lose your marbles
in act three ♪
477
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:17,868
♪ You're huffing glue if you think
I won't end this tale a ruler ♪
478
00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:21,998
♪ I'm just like you except
I'm smarter, sharper, brighter, newer ♪
479
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,791
♪ So I'll keep your smug ass alive ♪
480
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:25,251
-To show me you're not a loser?
-Do you ever shut up?
481
00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:28,212
-♪ Don't you forget ♪
-Oh, here he goes.
482
00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:30,589
-♪ You ain't won yet ♪
-Ooh, I'm scared.
483
00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:35,261
-♪ You still need me like you did before ♪
-So cute you think I care.
484
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:41,225
♪ Now I'm the master
and you're my bottomest bitch ♪
485
00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:45,563
♪ No more Al, the high and mighty
now that I flipped the switch ♪
486
00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:49,775
♪ Though the radio's gone dead
you know the show must go on ♪
487
00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:51,736
♪ By the time I've had my fun ♪
488
00:26:51,819 --> 00:26:55,072
♪ you'll wish that you had stayed gone ♪♪
489
00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:01,829
Hey,
you two should just fuck already.
490
00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,791
What? Am I wrong?
491
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:08,044
And can I film it?
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