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Good morning.

Rick, I've been waiting here since 8 o' clock.

Well, I had to go get your father's gunboat gassed up and the man at the station said

we got to have antifreeze and chains

to go up on the mountain.

It takes you an hour to buy chains and antifreeze?

Yes, it does when you run out of gas

on the way to the station.

Well, I hate to keep Papa Doc waiting.

Oh, I hate to keep Papa Doc waiting too,

especially since they were driven up there

by a chauffeur last week and we got to drive ourselves.

I hate to keep them waiting.

Let's go, get your coat.

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Hey, wait a minute!

Ewan, I'm alive!

Let me out!

Everybody's pushing.

Here.

Give me a hand.

I need some jacket.

Hey, wait, I'm stuck.

Wait.

You all right?

Get your jacket on.

It's cold.

Let's go.

Come on.

Here.

Come on.

Come on.

There'll be a waiting list from here to Malibu begging to get in.

Retirement Village, hell.

It'd be a goddamn resort.

Where the hell are they?

You ready to go to work?

Well, sure I'm ready to go to work.

Papa Doc, you got a job?

You think I'd be where I am if I hadn't kept pushing the right half?

Right, Papa Doc.

I was 14 when I first slapped a mop down Copper Haven's cruddy halls.

And by the time I was 30, I owned it and 26 more like it.

And I didn't even finish high school.

But out.

If you don't like the noise, stay out of the plant.

You have too much invested, darling.

All right, let's get to work.

Ha.

I said, but out.

Anything I can do to help, Papa Doc?

I'll let you know, Har.

You know, I'm not a doctor.

I got here by hard work and lots of it.

But you'd think that a young doctor that was being considered to head up a new complex

wouldn't mind putting in a little extra time.

Papa Doc, um, wasn't I supposed to...

I mean, wasn't that job promised, uh...

I mean, uh...

Get the check and let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Hmm.

Damn car horn.

Bring the luggage in the house and put the car away.

Yes, sir, Papa Doc.

All right.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, you devil.

Well, Harvey, you had your chance.

And you blew it.

I'll talk to him later.

All right.

Oh, Ralph.

Would you take Papa Doc his briefcase?

He's already unsteady.

Okay, Julie.

I have to get out of these wet clothes.

I'll turn the stair light on.

Rick?

Will you take my luggage upstairs for me?

Sure.

Ralph, could you take Lovely's bags up, please?

In the top drawer.

In the top drawer, Ralph.

Ralph.

Do you like working for Papa Doc?

Here, take this.

Uh, I don't like when he yells at me.

And he was always yelling at me.

Ralph.

I don't yell at you.

Do you like me, Ralph?

You're a nice lady.

Ralph, put that down.

And come here.

Come here.

Brush my hair.

Do you like that?

You got hair like my rabbit.

Fine.

Give me the brush, Ralph.

Come on.

No, come here.

Rub my feet.

Rub my feet.

Rub my feet.

Rub my feet.

Rub my feet.

Come on.

You're tired.

Take my shoes off.

Ralph, take my shoes off.

Take them off.

Now rub my feet.

Rub my feet.

Ralph, you're very strong, aren't you?

Uh, I'm very strong.

I chopped all the wood for Papa Doc.

And I put it all the way up there.

Ralph.

Show me.

Pick me up.

Uh, I don't want to hurt you.

You won't hurt me.

Come on.

Pick me up.

Pick me up.

Oh, yes.

You are strong.

Now put me down.

Put me down on the bed, Ralph.

On the bed?

On the bed, Ralph.

On the bed.

That's it.

Ralph.

Come here.

Come here.

Lie down.

Come here.

Ralph, have you ever had a woman?

Uh, I didn't hear what you said, lovely.

Have you ever had a woman?

Well, I had a mother and two sisters,

but they got squished in a bus.

No.

Have you ever wanted to make love to a woman?

To touch a woman?

Make love.

Stand up.

Stand up.

Take your shirt off.

Take your shirt off.

I didn't want it.

Pull your pants down.

Come on.

Pull your pants down.

Come on.

Pull down your pants.

Come on.

Now what would you like to do?

I have to feed my rabbits?

You'd like to feed your rabbits?

What?

What's going on in here?

Nothing.

Ralph's just helping me unpack.

Ralph, um,

pull up your pants and go downstairs.

Ralph.

And close the door behind you.

Oh, okay, Jill.

Now what the hell's going on in here?

Okay, um,

having fun.

You don't care what you do or who you do it to

or what place or what time, do you?

There's really very little difference between you and I.

I'm doing my thing,

and you're doing yours.

I love Rick, and then we're probably going to be married.

Oh, that's nice.

You mean you balled him and you still want to marry him?

What do you mean?

I mean that I've had him before you,

and I can have him anytime I want.

You bitch.

Oh, shit.

What are you girls doing? Auditioning for the Olympics?

Oh, we were just having a little...

fun.

The fun?

Whatever turns you on, honey.

Oh, that's funny.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Oh.

You know, people are scary.

They're not like us.

They play scary games.

They take off your clothes

and put down your pants

and sit down on the bed.

Crazy games.

I think Julie's mad at me.

I don't think I can go anymore.

Hey, troops.

There's a house up ahead.

Can't we rest for a while?

Negative. Keep marching.

I think we're being followed.

Didn't anybody check the buses if he was alive?

Oh, don't let him get us.

I can't go back there.

Leave it to me. He'll never get us again.

Now, I'm going to put you in here together.

And you play.

That's good.

And I won't forget you.

I'll come back and feed you.

But I've got to take care of all those people.

I've got to get them.

I've got to catch up.

I've got to stop them.

I've got to make them...

I've got to make them ham sandwiches tonight.

That's easy.

But...

Papa Doc wants chicken tomorrow night.

And I...

I made the chicken bad last night.

Bad last time because I put too many spices.

I know what I'll do.

I'll only put two spices.

And he'll never know how much I put in.

Footprints.

Brian!

Brian!

They must have gotten to that house.

Brian!

Brian!

I've got to stop them.

I've got to stop them.

Won't they hear us upstairs?

Negative.

This house is too well built.

Besides, I scouted the back of the house before we came down here.

How do you think he followed us?

Anybody can follow footprints in the snow, dummy.

Affirmative.

I just checked the door.

He's getting closer.

Are you sure he won't take us back?

We're never going back there.

No.

Brian!

Brian!

Brian!

Brian!

Brian!

Brian!

Brian!

Brian!

Brian!

Brian!

Brian!

Brian!

Brian!

Brian!

Brian!

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Is he dead?

I should hope so.

I'm hungry. Where's Susan?

She's checking out the house.

I'm tired.

Let's go up the house too.

I want to go to sleep.

We better get rid of it first.

Good night, Captain.

What a lousy day, David.

Did you know your father was a pain in the ass?

Why do you keep putting him down?

Because he has this huge place up here.

All he talks about is how much he paid for it.

When he comes up here, all he wants to do is work.

You know, if you'd hear him out once and for all,

and let him finish instead of walking out on him,

every time he tries to talk to you,

then maybe we could have the rest of the weekend ourselves.

I'll talk to him tomorrow.

Why don't we get away from everybody tomorrow

and go sledding or something?

No!

Not a chance with this mob that follow us for sure.

Not lovely.

She's the indoor type.

My baby's jealous.

Sure.

Have you ever laid her?

What do you think?

Now, don't play games with me.

Just give me an answer.

Have you ever slept with her?

Of course I've slept with her.

I'm sure there hasn't been one.

Oh!

You!

You!

Wait!

Yeah!

Oh!

Oh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Shh!

Oh, yeah.

Oxygen.

Sure.

Oh, yeah.

Zero.

Hmm?

What did I tell you?

What?

What did you tell me?

Well, I talked to Papa Doc in the restaurant

when you gave me that look.

You saw his reaction.

He just isn't going to give me the job that way.

It wasn't the right time or the place.

You've got to realize that.

Well, this is the right time and this is the right place.

Harvey, what do you think we came up here for?

Pleasure.

What are you afraid of?

Look, Ruth, I tried.

Well, in tennis, there is a term called following through.

Which I intend to do.

I just wish you'd let me go at my own pace and not push me.

Harvey, enough.

My head's killing me.

Let's just drop it.

You go easy on the booze.

Talk about being pushy.

Oh, God.

Hot, man.

Got it back again.

Do you really think old George is dead?

He's got to be by now.

Let's go into the house.

I don't feel good.

Maybe I can help.

Harvey, I can't overhear that.

You feeling better?

Terrific.

You know, Ruth, it's been a long time.

Let me just get a refill and I'll be right back.

I promise.

Mustn't be messy.

Harvey!

Harvey!

Harvey!

Harvey!

What are you yelling about?

People.

Little people.

People.

What the hell do you mean?

What do you mean, what do I mean?

I mean people!

Little people.

It's the goddamn DTs.

Rick, where?

I don't know.

We walked all night.

This weather?

According to my watch, we marched in due westerly direction from 1815 yesterday until 0740.

That's when I spotted the lodge.

Well, let's get you up off that cold floor.

Come on, get up here on the couch.

Honey, would you get me that comforter there, please?

Here, tuck this around you.

We didn't break in.

The door was open.

Well, that goddamn Ralph never locks.

Were there any others?

Everyone else is dead.

I'm sick.

No, now.

Wait a minute, kid.

Just take it easy.

We'll get you some help.

Lovely!

Lovely!

What, what, what?

Always something.

Hang on, kid.

What's going on here?

I got a sick little girl over here.

What do you want me to do?

Well, I don't know.

Do something.

You don't have to show me.

I'll do something.

Well, don't look too bad.

Come on.

You come with me.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

That's it.

Come on, let's everybody upstairs.

Yeah.

Harvey?

Doctor?

All right, let's get them upstairs.

Get a good look at them.

You the CO?

What?

Yeah, he's the CO.

When's chow?

Chow?

I suppose if you're starving, I can get Ralph to rustle you up some cornflakes.

30 minutes.

What time is that?

Didn't you ever play soldier when you were a boy?

No, I didn't have time.

Bullshit, you're still playing it.

Oh, that's very funny, smartass.

Maybe you could find yourself a job as a comedian.

Oh, that's great.

That's just great.

Ralph!

Yes, sir, Papa Doc?

Where the hell have you been?

Shopping wood.

I thought I told you to have this phone hooked up.

I did.

Then why doesn't it work?

Maybe the line's down.

Then find it and fix it.

You are A-W-O-L.

I was talking to some fool down the hall.

So shoot me.

Whoopee deal.

Where are the others?

Just their hands in the bathroom with Mo.

Any sign of George?

Nope.

Why?

I was just wondering.

You're a chicken.

I'm not scared of anyone, especially George.

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

Why don't you grow up?

Why don't you grow up?

What's wrong with Mo?

She's sick.

Quack.

Quack, quack.

I want $60,000 a year.

Charge accounts.

More respect.

Use of the summer house every August.

Gerard, who's?

Oh, hi.

What's your name?

David.

David, huh?

You're being redundant.

Redundant?

That's a big word for such a little guy.

Don't refer to me as a little guy.

I'm a 12-year-old male.

I'm sorry.

I just meant.

My friends and I were in an accident.

I know.

We're the only survivors.

I bet your mother and father are going to be glad to hear that you're okay.

It's quite frightening, crashing in the middle of nowhere.

Because of my ingenuity, we survived.

I see.

We were on our way to Hollywood when it happened.

Oh, so you're an actor.

Among other things.

The group and I were going to make a movie.

I see.

Well, that must be fascinating.

Green's a lovely color.

Don't you think it goes with my eyes?

Well, I guess so.

Nice material.

Poor style.

Gotta go now to Mr.

Beckman.

Harvey Beckman.

We will be friends, Harvey Beckman.

Sure, by all means.

Good.

How you doing?

Fillet.

Good.

Can we have one on our table?

Already got you one.

Susan, we're going to get you back to your parents as soon as possible.

Hold on.

Giddy up.

Giddy up.

Giddy up.

Giddy up.

Giddy up.

Giddy up.

Giddy up.

Giddy up.

Giddy up.

When you're through playing horsey, we can eat.

Yes, sir, Papa Doc.

Your vehicle is in excellent condition.

I checked it over.

Do you leave that car alone?

I happen to know a lot about cars.

I know all about it.

You leave it alone.

You understand what I mean by that, Harvey?

Rick, eat fire.

It's better than the crap he's giving you now.

Too far along to go it alone.

Oh, don't give me that, Harvey.

You're a brilliant doctor.

With your background in geriatrics.

Excuse us, sister, but when we start talking shop...

I don't mind.

I was noticing your hair.

It's very healthy.

Sister, would you like to say grace for us?

Bless us, O Lord, for these thy gifts,

which we are about to receive from thy bounty,

through Christ our Lord.

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

Amen.

Amen.

Sister, aren't you awfully young to be a nun?

I'm a novice.

A beginner.

They always get along.

I'm a novice.

They always get a little cheeky when they're away from school.

But the Monsignor at the new school is going to be a lot tougher.

First you have to get us there.

Hey, David.

What was the name of that picture you said you were going to be in?

Well, he always tells the biggest stories.

Don't you?

Future writers are always testing their ideas, Harvey Beckman.

No offense.

Not at all.

Not at all.

You have to get your experience somewhere, I suppose.

If this weather holds up, you kids will be on your way tomorrow.

You have a nice house here.

It ought to be. It costs plenty.

What are you two cooking up?

A little ski trip for tomorrow. Anybody want to come?

We've got work to do.

You've got work to do. We're skiing.

You go skiing and that's it.

That's what?

You guessed it.

Fire me.

How much you got?

You kids seen those guns yet?

Kiss my ass.

That's just what I thought.

Without your job at Copper Haven, you'd starve.

Can I help?

Hi.

At least I can dry the dishes for you.

I never did dishes with a nun before.

We're just like anyone else.

Oh, no. You're special.

Say, if any bears or prowlers bother you,

you just tell me and I'll fix them.

Do you have many prowlers?

Sometimes in the summer.

Hardly never in the winter.

You see, we're too far from the roads.

You here all by yourself?

Yeah.

All the time?

Must be lonely.

Oh, I don't care.

Even when there are people, nobody talks to me.

That looks awfully thin.

Will that be strong enough?

You always ask dumb questions.

You think you're so smart.

Affirmative.

This is why I would pull a truck.

Check the plug, bummy.

I'm going to bust you right in the face

when this job is done.

See, I'm funny in the head.

And I make them nervous.

I like talking to you.

Maybe you're funny in the head, too.

I'm not.

I'm not funny in the head.

I'm not funny in the head.

I'm not funny in the head.

You're funny in the head, too.

Hey, you know what?

If you ever want to come visit,

you just come on over.

I mean, when Papa Doc's not here.

We can't let him know.

It'll be our secret.

That makes two of them.

I never washed dishes with a nun before.

And I never had a secret.

How's KP coming?

Almost done.

Hey, Ralph.

Coming from the airborne?

No.

Too bad.

You look like you'd make a good paratrooper.

A little fat, maybe, but...

Don't you think you'd make a good trooper, sister?

No!

What's wrong? What's going on?

What'd you do to her, you dummy?

I didn't do nothing, Papa Doc.

Did I?

Affirmative.

Sister, what is it?

Something...

frightened me.

It's no wonder after what you've been through today.

Come on, lovely. Let's get her to bed.

Come on.

Come on, sister.

Come on.

Ralph, it's getting goddamn cold in here.

I told you to check the generator.

Now check it.

Okay, Papa Doc.

Son of a bitch.

Fix the damn switch, dumb generator.

No, no, no.

Damn generator.

Who...

Who would want to do a thing like that?

Hey, baby.

Hiya, lover.

Wanna shoot again?

No, no. I want to talk to you about something.

I don't want to hear it.

No, no.

I don't want to hear it, honey.

I'm fed up to hear we're talking to you about your daddy

and the job and the house and this and that.

I don't want to talk to you about that.

I want to have some fun.

I know, I know. It's something else.

What?

Hey, I have a fantastic idea.

Why don't you hire...

Hey, I have a fantastic idea.

Why don't you hire...

Have some of that $100 wine

that your father keeps bragging about.

Mm, finally.

Well, here's soda and vodka.

Doesn't look like we have any, does it?

Sounds like some more Papa Doc's bulsh.

No, no, there's plenty in the cellar.

Cellar?

The wine cellar.

Wine cellar.

That sounds very interesting.

Come with me.

Okay.

Where the hell are they?

Skinny dipping.

It means swimming.

You know what it means.

Nobody won.

Place your bets.

Eleven black.

Whenever, Harvey Beckman.

Red nine.

You're supposed to say that part.

Here.

Mm, mm, good.

Mm, mm.

That is good wine.

But if Papa Doc catches you opening his private stock,

he's gonna...

No, no, no, he's gonna take it out of my salary.

Hey, did you notice anything strange about those kids?

Mm-hmm, but they're kids.

I don't even know what it is.

I mean, I just, I can't put my finger on it.

Honey.

They don't act like normal kids today.

Honey, kids today are smokers.

Kids today are smoking pot at ten, see?

And at bottom at twelve.

So how come you're expecting them to be normal like us?

Oh, you're right.

But, you know, there's definitely something wrong.

What?

Well, did you notice how hung up Susan is with fire?

Mm-hmm.

And the way Sister Hannah just sits there

and stares at you with those cold eyes.

And the white face.

Yeah.

Oh, and, you know, that watch that soldier kid has?

I mean, that's an expensive man's watch.

Where do you suppose he got it?

Stolen.

Oh, come on.

And remember at dinner when Sister Hannah looked at you and said,

my, what healthy hair you have.

Nuns do not talk like that.

No.

Even novices.

You know, I wonder if there really was a crash.

You know, maybe those kids are lying.

They certainly don't seem to be too anxious to get home, do they?

Uh-uh.

You fox.

Julie?

Rip?

Yes, lovely.

Well, I can see you're not skinny dipping.

Skinny dipping?

Uh-huh.

Would you carry me?

I see you've got Papa Doc's wine.

Well, I was a little nervous and needed a sedative.

Uh-uh.

Well, for that sedative, Papa Doc will charge you about $95.

That much?

Mm-hmm, that much.

Uh, lovely, we'd like to talk to you.

About what?

The kids.

What about them?

Well, we think they're kind of weird.

Very weird.

How much of this have you had?

Not enough.

Oh, I can see that.

We're serious.

You know what the problem with you is?

You've been hanging around with him too long.

Come on.

Come on.

I knew you were going to do that.

Too bad.

Afraid I'll have to take your queen.

Check.

And mate.

That's huge, Krabs.

Nice try, David.

If you're a good boy, I might give you another crack at it.

How's that for more than enough?

Good night, Harvey Beckman.

Beckman.

Uh, where are your uh, mother and father?

I don't have any.

Six baby, six.

Six baby, six.

Sack time, Susan.

I'm staying with Mrs. Beckman tonight.

Reveley at 0700.

Give me my dice.

No.

Give me my dice.

It wasn't your turn.

You didn't get a six.

It was my dice.

You didn't get a six, Brian.

You didn't get a six.

Give me my dice back.

You lost.

Give me my dice back.

You didn't get a six.

If you don't give me my dice, I'm going to punch you right in the mouth.

I'm not playing with you anymore.

You cheat.

Ooh.

They have teeth.

What are they?

They're piranha.

And they can strip the skin off a man's bones in 20 seconds.

Oh, that's a great bedtime.

Sorry.

What do you feed them?

Goldfish.

They'll eat a couple of dozen a day.

You mean you feed them goldfish?

Goldfish.

Goldfish.

Goldfish.

Goldfish.

You mean you feed those little babies to those big ugly things?

That's right.

Here.

You want to feed them?

It's all right, honey.

It's all right.

He wouldn't do that, would you?

I don't need you or your job, Papa Doc.

So you can take them and stick them.

Does Mr. Beckman always talk to himself like that?

It's the only way he can win an argument.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

That's it.

Rose.

What is she doing here?

She's trying to sleep.

Look, I thought...

You don't get away that much, and I thought, being alone, snow, the mountains, that's all right.

Harvey, I have a headache, a toothache, a backache, and I'm expecting the gout.

Would an aspirin help?

No.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God, wait.

What is this?

Lovely, what do you, what do you want?

Oh, I'm looking for Ralph.

Well, you're not gonna find him down there. The water's freezing!

Then I'll keep you warm.

Lovely, and if Papa Doc catches us in here, it's going to get plenty warm, quick.

Because he never has.

It's the first time, baby.

Lovely.

A lonely.

Lovely, excellent kiss.

Do you mind?

You're getting somewhere, but I'm getting nowhere.

Lovely, don't...

Okay.

Yeah.

Hey, Ralph?

The heat's off in the house, so's the lights!

Ralph!

Goddamn generator's off!

Goddamn it.

Jesus God Almighty.

Jesus Christ.

Now, how the hell can he do a thing like that to himself?

We don't know that he did.

Could he have rigged up a thing like that?

I want to call the police.

Lines are still down, remember?

Yeah.

Well, let's get him down from there and get him upstairs to his room.

And you can go into the village.

All right.

I'll see if I can get that damn generator running again.

Okay.

Listen, only count on the girls.

We'll call it an accident.

All right.

My God, I can't believe it.

Do you think it was an accident?

No, I don't think it was an accident.

I'm going to town to report it to the police.

Rick, it must have been an accident.

We're too isolated for anybody to get up here.

I'm sure it's none of us.

Are you sure?

What do you mean?

What about those kids?

Don't...

You've got to be kidding.

Well, you give it some thought, huh?

Chuckie Q.

Did Ralph have a family?

No, no.

Just us.

Papa Doc took him out of one of his hospitals about five years ago,

and he's lived...

He's been here ever since.

Until today.

The rotor's gone.

Hey.

You calling me?

Yeah.

Was David messing around with this car?

No.

You see any strangers around?

Negative.

That's great.

Just great.

You back already?

The rotor's missing on the car now.

I don't know what's going on around here,

but I think we'd better get everybody together.

Well, I'll get him into the living room.

Is there anybody upstairs?

I don't know.

I'll see.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

A rotor doesn't just disappear, Harlan.

Rick, it can't be the children.

But there's something strange about that child, isn't there?

That's it. You're all mine, Harvey Beckman.

Look, murder isn't a joking matter.

I was just thinking, when is the beer commercial going to come on?

Who'd want to do a thing like that?

Papa Doc!

Listen, you boozed up old broad, can't you leave her alone?

I'd love to.

I love you!

No!

We've all got to get out of here.

How?

Look at that.

The snow's ten feet deep and the phone lines are dead.

Dead down. What's the...

Oh, sorry. Sorry.

Pour me one of those.

If you don't mind.

Well, you heard me.

Thanks.

Cheers.

It's a sythe, Demi.

An instrument for mowing grass.

You think you're so smart. You know everything.

Negative. He's not so smart.

I got it all figured out.

That'll do it. That'll do it.

See, you're not so smart. You don't know everything.

Affirmative.

I'm going to get some sleep.

I'm going to get some sleep.

I mean...

Those guns damn sure didn't walk off by themselves.

Well, I've looked all over for them and I can't find them.

And I got something else to show you.

How are you butting your bread with a spoon?

That's not funny.

You're right.

Where the hell you been?

We're out of wood.

We'll go on out and chop some.

I went to San Francisco, John.

You what?

You heard me.

You heard me.

You heard me.

You heard me.

I want to have the new sanitarium.

Oh, you do, do you?

At twice the salary I'm getting now.

And I want you to start treating my wife with respect.

Now, just a goddamn minute.

And I'm going to chop the wood because I feel like it.

Not because you told me.

Where's my damn handcuff?

Can I try that?

Oh, hi, David. Sure.

You know how?

Of course. It's simple.

Here.

Now, I'll set them up.

You split it.

Oh, hey.

Hey, you got to do better than that.

Come on, try it again.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on.

You're swinging it like an old lady.

Pull a little oomph into it.

Oh, no, no.

Well, if you can't do any better than this, I'll have to get Moe to help you.

Oh, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Guess we'll have to call in the second team before you collapse.

Hey!

You did it, huh?

Okay, here.

Let me move it around so you can get the other end.

How'd it happen?

I think he threw it at him.

Who threw it at him?

George. George did it.

Oh, God. Did you see where he went?

I was so scared I didn't see.

Let's take care of Harvey.

Now, listen, not a word to anyone about this, you understand?

Yes, sir, Papa Doc.

Let's take him up to Ralph's room.

Weak.

Gutless.

I called Harvey a lot of things.

But when he told Papa Doc...

I was so proud.

You should have seen him.

Harvey was beautiful.

I heard him.

I heard every word.

I was...

Did you know I was going to leave him?

No.

Did you know I was going to leave him?

About a hundred times.

I told him I couldn't stand him.

And now he's gone.

And there is nothing.

Come on downstairs.

No, I want to stay here.

Come on.

Lucy.

Okay, I'm sorry, too.

Yeah.

If we took off now, we'd be looking behind every tree.

Now, the safest thing to do is stay together in one room...

and start out in the morning.

That's not bad. Did you read that somewhere?

Why don't you figure out something better to do...

instead of sitting around sucking on that pipe...

and making smart-ass remarks?

Never panic when you're scared, boy.

Damn right I'm scared, boy.

Fine.

You all just sit here.

But I'm going to go take a bath and relax.

Because if I don't...

I'm never going to make it for morning.

What are you... What are you doing in my things?

Why are you playing in here?

Answer me!

Don't hurt my baby!

Why did you do this?

I didn't! I hate you.

Get out of here.

Get out of here!

I hate you.

Get out!

Get out!

Get out!

Get out!

Stop kicking. You'll hurt the babies.

I want you to round everybody up...

and get them down here right now, okay?

All right.

Hurry up.

Not much, but it beats nothing.

Yeah, but what do we hit?

Julie, will you hurry up?

Rick! Papa, no!

Come up here!

What's the matter?

Lopey! Lopey!

Oh, my God!

Doc!

Doc, it's the kids.

Jesus Christ!

It's the goddamn kids!

You're such a bitch!

Leave her alone!

Leave her alone!

Doc, get those guns!

Rick, stop him!

Doc, will you listen to me?

Doc, will you listen to me?

Doc!

Doc, will you wait a minute?

Doc, for Jesus' sake, listen to me.

Just listen to me, will you?

Rick!

Don't hurt him!

Don't hurt him, please!

I'm gonna kill you little bastards,

every one of you.

Get up!

Go get him, Rick!

Ruth!

Ruth!

I'm gonna kill every one of you.

Ruth!

Yeah!

Ruth!

Yeah!

I got me some big papa bear.

See? I told you it would work.

I did because I rigged it.

Man, you didn't do nothing.

Please get out of my way.

They killed him.

They killed my father.

They killed him.

Get the can, dummy.

Remember?

I can carry both of them.

I can carry both of them.

Hey!

Am I gonna have to carry both of you?

Why don't you just shut up?

Why don't you just shut up?

If you put those guns down from here,

I'll belt you in the mouth.

David.

Don't worry, George. They ain't going nowhere.

Susan.

Please, where is Susan?

Susan's outside the kitchen.

She needs you badly. Hurry!

It's not working.

Susan?

Oh!

Susan, please. I don't understand.

She wants to give us another court-martial.

Lock us up again for life.

We ain't going back.

You want to hurt me.

You didn't love me.

Murderer!

Murderer!

Do it. Do it!

Do it! Do it!

One round of WP.

Fire! Fire! Fire!

Ah!

Susan.

Don't.

Get her! Get her! I love you!

Ah!

Oh, Rick.

We got to help her.

We got to get out of here.

They're burning her.

Is there any other way out?

Here.

It's locked.

Let's go to the boat.

Boat?

It's awake. Come on. There's another door in here.

Fire! Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Will you come on!

Come on!

Away! Away!

I could have killed him any time.

Forget you.

My gun got jammed.

The generator.

Okay.

It's okay.

Now, we're going to stay put here until the snowplow gets here.

Okay?

I can't.

Oh, I know. It's going to be okay, baby.

It's going to be okay.

I could have scared him.

Sure you could have.

Yeah, right on.

Oh, stop picking on her.

Come on.

What?

I don't know.

We'll move out at daybreak.

I could put my life in the hands of some little twerp.

Tell him I'm in charge of the offensive.

Let's go to Ross Quarters and chow down.

Oh, God.

I hope they have something better than peanut butter.

Something like steak or chicken.

Again.

Maneuver start in one hour. Let's chow down.

You're making my mouth slobber.

Oh, God.

Julie?

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Baby?

Baby?

Oh, David.

What happened?

Oh.

Glass.

No.

My face!

You!

I'm going to kill you.

Look what you did to my beautiful face.

I'm going to kill you, you bastard.

Every one of you.

Do you hear me?

Do you hear me?

Go back to the snowman.

Come on, baby.

Give that to me.

What do you think of my name?

Got it?

Okay.

There.

Got it?

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Bastards.

Son of a bitch.

Here.

You killed it.

You killed it.

You killed it!

Brian?

Who's going to be my husband?

Oh, stop being silly.

Checkmate, Harvey Beckman.

Oh, poor, square Harvey Beckman.

I don't like it here anymore.

Game's over.

We're moving out to a new area.

Anything's better than playing with an amateur.

Okay, time to go.

It's freezing out there.

But we can't stay here anymore.

No more crying out loud.

I don't want to leave him, Julie.

Listen, everything's going to be all right.

We're going to have some brand-new toys soon.

Promise?

I promise, okay?

I'll take the plane.

Bye, lovely.

Bye.

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