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Okay, gather round, staff meeting. Phil.
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- Present.
- Randi.
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You can see me. This is stupid.
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Randi says "present."
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Item one, uh, stuffed
cats are now 50% off.
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Item two, Kona Dark Mountain
Blend is back in stock.
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Item three, I kissed Max
last night. Item four...
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- Wait, hold up.
- Whoa, whoa. You kissed Max?
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Yepper-doodles.
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When? How? Why? Where? Why?
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Uh, last night. With my lips.
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I don't know. In the bar.
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I don't know!
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Stuff that nonsense. How was it?
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Honestly, it was confusing.
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But hot?
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So hot.
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But there's so many issues.
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- Oscar...
- That's one.
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- ... is here.
- Oh, hey, babe.
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Hey, I got big news.
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Oh, you're not the only one.
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- Lay it on me, babe.
- I got the promotion.
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- I'm gonna be a dispatcher.
- Babe!
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That's amazing, babe.
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Okay, heads up, that's
about four "babes."
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No more driving my truck
on freezing mornings
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or delivering boxes in the
rain, and I only wear shorts
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if I want to show off my legs.
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Sorry, ladies. And Phil.
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Oh, you do got some nice stems.
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Congratulations.
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I am so happy for you,
ba... I'm so happy for you.
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I get health benefits,
a-a retirement plan.
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I feel like I can finally
start planning for my future.
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Our future.
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Yes, our future.
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All right, I got to
get back to my route.
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I'll see you later.
Phil, this is for you.
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Ooh, work it. Work it.
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Work it, girl.
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Gosh, I feel like the
worst person in the world.
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Phil, you're supposed to say,
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"No, you just made a tiny boo-boo."
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A "tiny boo-boo"? Honey,
your nipple's in a wringer.
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Well, have you talked to Max
since everything went down?
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No, and honestly, I don't want to.
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Hey, Kat, can we talk?
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Think we all knew that was coming.
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- So...
- So...
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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- Okay, we're on the same page.
- Kat.
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Damn it.
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Look, about last night...
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I am so sorry.
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You don't have to be sorry.
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Really? What I did last night
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was, like, the most dumbass
thing I've ever done.
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What about that tattoo?
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Okay, all done.
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I love it.
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And it's subtle, which I really like.
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Yeah, that was a rough
Rosh Hashanah at my nana's.
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You don't have to beat
yourself up about the kiss.
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I pretty much did the same thing
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when you started going out with Oscar.
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You did do the same thing.
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What were you thinking?
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Look, when two people
are as close as we are...
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- We're so close.
- ... there are a lot of big feelings.
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- All the feelings.
- And sometimes those feelings come out sideways.
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- Sideways. Boop.
- Especially if someone new comes into the picture.
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- A brand-new person.
- And that's okay.
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You and I can make it through anything.
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You know that, don't you?
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Are you gonna kiss me?
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What? No. Why would I do that?
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That's crazy. Why would I kiss you?
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I was going in for, like, a...
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- like, a bro hug. Yeah. Just...
- Oh. Oh.
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Good talk.
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How am I supposed to
know how to dress tonight
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if you don't tell me where we're going?
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Bathing suit?
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Ball gown?
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Bulletproof vest.
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Oh, do you own a bulletproof vest?
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'Cause that'd be really hot.
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My dad's a retired cop.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, and my boys
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just went into the
Witness Protection Program.
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We already did a background
check on you. You're good.
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And the boys are back in town.
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Hold up. You didn't
run one on me, did you?
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I did, Mr. Cook, and
I've got some questions
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about your month in Uruguay.
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Oh, we all have questions.
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When he left for Uruguay, he was bald.
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All right, got to run.
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See you tonight in my... roller skates?
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Tennis skirt?
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Lederhosen? Worth a shot.
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So, uh, where you taking her?
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I don't know.
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Dude, this is your third date.
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- It's make-or-break time.
- I know.
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- If it's not special, there ain't no coming back.
- I know.
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Tonight you either move
forward or die alone.
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I know!
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Well, you got to think of something.
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- I know. How about sushi and a movie?
- Weak.
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- Picnic in the park?
- Sure.
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"Here, Nicole, why don't
you cut this sweaty cheese
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with this plastic knife
while you sit in the dirt?"
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- Then what do I do?
- How about this:
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I got a buddy who can get you
the chef's table at La Chasse.
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Oh, now we're talking.
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Class it up, wear a jacket.
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- Don't worry, I know exactly which jacket.
- Not the blue one.
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You don't look like you
think you look in it.
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Hey, uh, Randi, let
me ask you something.
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If you were gonna break up with
Carter, how would you do it?
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Why? What have you
heard? What did he do?
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You know what, it doesn't
matter, he's dead to me.
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No, I... I'm talking about Oscar.
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You are breaking up with Oscar?
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How did you hear that?
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My superpower is detecting drama.
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Now dish that ish.
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Well, I don't know,
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it's just been on my mind
since before I kissed Max.
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I'm gonna take a moment
to remember kissing Max.
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Then this morning, Oscar
mentioned our future
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and I couldn't imagine it.
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I don't know if we have one.
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Is it the sex? 'Cause you know
you don't need him for that.
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I'll buy you the batteries.
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No. Thanks.
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I-I feel terrible.
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Oscar's a good guy. He's...
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he's sweet, reliable, thoughtful...
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So you're bored.
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No. This is my first
serious relationship,
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and I'm just not feeling the
way I thought I'd be feeling.
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Also known as bored.
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Something has been off for a while.
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I-I keep having these
sex dreams about Nick.
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Nick, the cheese guy?
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Sounds like Kat thinks
Nick's the meat guy.
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Why do I tell these people anything?
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- What's up, y'all?
- Kat's breaking up with Oscar
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because she might be in love with Max,
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- and she keeps having sex dreams about Nick.
- Randi.
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Damn. I came in for the coffee,
but, uh, I'll take the tea.
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Poor Oscar. How you gonna do it?
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I don't know. I've never
broken up with somebody before.
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Never?
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Okay, once.
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I don't want to be
your girlfriend anymore.
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You're reprehensible.
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It stung, but I did have
to admire his vocabulary.
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You should pick Oscar's
favorite celebrity
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and have them do it on Cameo.
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It hurts a whole lot less when
Debra Messing dumps your ass.
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He does love Yoda.
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Boyfriend you are no more.
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You don't even have to tell him.
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One time, I just burned
all my boyfriend's clothes
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- on the front lawn.
- What's this, now?
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- What? He did me wrong.
- Well, what did he do?
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Trust me, you'll know if you do it.
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So, this is middle C.
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Oh. Middle C, like my bar.
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- Now I get it.
- And this is...
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♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star. ♪
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It's also...
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♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, G. ♪
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And once you've mastered
the alphabet, it's also...
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♪ Baa, baa, black sheep,
have you any wool? ♪
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You are blowing my mind.
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Now teach me some Doja Cat.
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Hey, you ready?
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Hey. You clean up good.
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Well, yeah.
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You need a little help with that?
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- No, I got it. Oh!
- Oh!
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- Damn.
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Oh, that is a lot of blood...
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Dr. McCullen, surgery, please.
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- Height?
- Five-five.
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Weight?
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We can skip that one.
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Oh, that one's kind of personal.
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Personal. Personal.
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Oh, any history of sexually
transmitted diseases?
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That's the one you decide to ask?
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Sorry. I'm sorry. And I'm
also sorry I ruined our night.
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And maybe your face.
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- It's fine.
- Is it fine?
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Because you don't sound fine.
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Does it hurt?
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You know what?
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Why don't we just talk about chlamydia?
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Oscar, I've treasured the
time we've spent together,
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but I think we need to break up.
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No.
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What?
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I refuse.
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No, you-you can't refuse.
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I'm breaking up with you.
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I don't accept that. I
love you and I always will.
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I kissed Max. I-I think I might
still have feelings for him.
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Oh, we can get past that.
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No, no, we can't. We're-we're done.
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We'll never be done.
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Okay, th... You know... Uh...
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I'm gonna poison your beer.
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Our love is the antidote.
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Okay, you-you leave me no choice.
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Fine, I'll die with you.
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We'll be together for an eternity.
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You see, it's things like this
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that make me want to break up with you.
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So, what'd you want to talk about?
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You know what, I'm... I'm just...
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I'm gonna take this
and put it right here.
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Um, c-can you come over here?
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Trying to think how to say this.
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Um, Oscar...
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You know I love you, right?
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Aw, I love you, too.
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Did you know in two
weeks it'll be a year?
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A year? Wow.
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That's a long time.
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Yeah, so no matter what happens,
this is a real accomplishment.
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Kudos to us. High five.
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It's been the best year of my life.
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Really? 'Cause when you were 13,
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your soccer team won state,
you went to space camp
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and you saw Gwen Stefani live.
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I mean, if that is not
the best year of your life,
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that's B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
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I love how you listen to me.
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He's not making this easy.
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So, I've been thinking...
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Yeah. Me, too.
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About this.
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Mmm.
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Mm-hmm. Okay, that's-that's
very nice, but...
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Oh. Mmm.
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That's nice, too.
254
00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,843
Get out of here, pervs.
I'll dump him tomorrow.
255
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,233
We're just waiting on the X-rays,
256
00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:41,423
then the doctor will be in.
257
00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:44,683
So it won't be too much longer?
258
00:10:44,903 --> 00:10:48,093
- Sure.
- Can I at least get some drugs?
259
00:10:48,243 --> 00:10:49,243
Pain pills?
260
00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:51,173
Sleeping pills?
261
00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:52,593
Nicotine patch?
262
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,193
Hey.
263
00:10:56,343 --> 00:10:57,603
What is this?
264
00:10:57,753 --> 00:10:59,193
Well, it doesn't look
like we're gonna be making
265
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,273
our dinner reservation, so...
266
00:11:01,423 --> 00:11:04,103
flowers for the table,
borrowed from a coma patient...
267
00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:05,533
he is not gonna miss them...
268
00:11:05,613 --> 00:11:08,683
uh, whiskey courtesy
of Milo the janitor.
269
00:11:08,703 --> 00:11:10,873
He also invited us to a
poker game in the boiler room.
270
00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:14,023
Weird, I used to play chess
in the basement with a janitor.
271
00:11:14,043 --> 00:11:16,103
Oh, wait, that was The Queen's Gambit.
272
00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,703
All right, and for the main course,
273
00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:21,383
we have a loaf of...
274
00:11:21,533 --> 00:11:24,293
Ooh, let's call it "meat."
275
00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,703
And crème de poulet.
276
00:11:26,723 --> 00:11:28,803
I love cream of chicken soup.
277
00:11:28,893 --> 00:11:31,873
You speak French. I lived
in France for a while.
278
00:11:31,973 --> 00:11:34,893
Shut up. I did a
semester abroad in Paris.
279
00:11:35,053 --> 00:11:37,643
Peut-être un jour on s'embrassera
280
00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:39,813
sur les escaliers du Montmartre.
281
00:11:39,903 --> 00:11:42,823
Oh, yeah, that sounds like words.
282
00:11:43,893 --> 00:11:45,463
I'm only fluent in menu-French.
283
00:11:45,483 --> 00:11:47,393
Uh, coq au vin, boeuf bourguignon,
284
00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:48,413
oh, of course,
285
00:11:48,483 --> 00:11:50,623
The French fries.
286
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,083
You didn't have to do all this.
287
00:11:53,273 --> 00:11:55,903
Well, I did punch you in the face.
288
00:11:56,073 --> 00:11:57,813
Good point.
289
00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:58,903
But thank you.
290
00:11:59,003 --> 00:12:02,513
I just, I wanted tonight to be special.
291
00:12:14,923 --> 00:12:17,943
This is cream of chicken, right?
292
00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:19,163
I think so.
293
00:12:19,183 --> 00:12:20,263
You sure it's not mushroom?
294
00:12:20,353 --> 00:12:21,523
Ooh, would that be a problem?
295
00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:23,353
I'm allergic, but it's not a big deal
296
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,693
unless my throat starts to...
297
00:12:25,843 --> 00:12:27,283
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
298
00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,533
Emergency. Emergency!
299
00:12:30,273 --> 00:12:31,843
Code soup!
300
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,123
So, how'd it go with Oscar last night?
301
00:12:36,273 --> 00:12:37,613
I couldn't do it.
302
00:12:37,703 --> 00:12:39,873
He was being so nice, there
just wasn't an opening.
303
00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:43,783
Then we had sex, so obviously
I couldn't do it after that.
304
00:12:43,873 --> 00:12:44,963
Why not?
305
00:12:45,193 --> 00:12:46,783
You'd break up with someone after sex?
306
00:12:46,803 --> 00:12:49,123
Oh, please, I broke up
with a guy during sex.
307
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,143
What did he do?
308
00:12:50,293 --> 00:12:51,953
- It's what he didn't do.
- Oh.
309
00:12:51,973 --> 00:12:53,973
Oh, yeah, well, hey, I got
nothing to worry about, then.
310
00:12:55,553 --> 00:12:57,483
- Ain't that right, baby?
- You're getting there.
311
00:12:58,873 --> 00:13:02,043
Well, why the heck did you not
break up with him this morning?
312
00:13:02,213 --> 00:13:05,143
Because, Phil, the flesh is weak.
313
00:13:06,143 --> 00:13:08,403
I'll do it tonight, right after work.
314
00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:10,463
Hey, guys, tonight, right after work,
315
00:13:10,553 --> 00:13:12,553
drinks on me to celebrate my promotion.
316
00:13:14,323 --> 00:13:16,633
Love it. I mean, what else
would I be doing tonight?
317
00:13:16,653 --> 00:13:18,153
You're the best. I'll see you later.
318
00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:20,963
How can I be the best
when you're the best?
319
00:13:23,313 --> 00:13:25,333
Shut up.
320
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,173
It's what he didn't do.
321
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,963
Congratulations on your promotion.
322
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,303
This could be the beginning
of great things for you.
323
00:13:36,393 --> 00:13:38,803
- Aw, thank you.
- But let's not forget, you know,
324
00:13:38,823 --> 00:13:41,883
to every beginning,
there has to be an ending.
325
00:13:41,973 --> 00:13:43,253
You know, sometimes even good things,
326
00:13:43,313 --> 00:13:44,883
they-they run their course and then...
327
00:13:44,973 --> 00:13:46,553
... it's over.
328
00:13:46,573 --> 00:13:49,813
I think what she means to say
is, "Congratulations, baby."
329
00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:51,813
Oh, yes. Thank you.
Congratulations, baby.
330
00:13:53,643 --> 00:13:58,423
Uh, forgive me, but what
does a dispatcher do, exactly?
331
00:13:58,653 --> 00:13:59,833
It-it's actually pretty cool.
332
00:13:59,983 --> 00:14:01,593
Imagine Louisville
divided into four sectors.
333
00:14:01,823 --> 00:14:04,593
No, wait, wait, wait. Um,
one, two, three... Okay.
334
00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,763
I got it. Continue.
335
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,503
Each sector is divided into eight zones.
336
00:14:08,663 --> 00:14:10,323
That's 32 separate sector-zones.
337
00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:11,993
Now, the dispatcher is...
338
00:14:12,013 --> 00:14:14,083
well, remember Red Leader in Star Wars?
339
00:14:14,183 --> 00:14:16,853
I feel like this is
going to be fascinating.
340
00:14:17,003 --> 00:14:19,483
I should probably get another drink.
341
00:14:21,003 --> 00:14:22,943
She's not coming back, is she?
342
00:14:23,023 --> 00:14:25,533
I'll go find out.
343
00:14:27,193 --> 00:14:29,773
So, after he punched
you, he poisoned you?
344
00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:31,183
Uh-huh.
345
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:33,533
Why in the hell would you
want to go out with him again?
346
00:14:33,683 --> 00:14:35,113
Hey, Carter, not helping.
347
00:14:35,123 --> 00:14:37,183
Hey, Max, not trying to.
348
00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:39,633
Excuse me, everyone.
349
00:14:41,023 --> 00:14:43,463
I wrote a little song,
and I'd like to perform it.
350
00:14:43,623 --> 00:14:45,523
What is he doing? What's he doing?
351
00:14:45,543 --> 00:14:47,683
What is he doing?
352
00:14:49,363 --> 00:14:50,953
♪ Sometimes you get lucky ♪
353
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,963
♪ And you get to meet someone ♪
354
00:14:52,983 --> 00:14:55,813
♪ She's clumsy and she's funny ♪
355
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:58,723
♪ And she really loves a pun ♪
356
00:14:58,823 --> 00:15:01,393
♪ She's paw-sitively purr-fect ♪
357
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,263
♪ Just take it from me ♪
358
00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:05,233
♪ Without her in my life ♪
359
00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:08,563
♪ I'd be a cat-astrophe... ♪
360
00:15:08,723 --> 00:15:09,903
That's really great.
361
00:15:10,053 --> 00:15:12,573
- ♪ Kat... ♪
- Oh, he's not done.
362
00:15:12,723 --> 00:15:14,573
♪ She's all that ♪
363
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,313
♪ I'm smitten as a kitten ♪
364
00:15:16,413 --> 00:15:18,723
♪ And I'm happy as a clam ♪
365
00:15:18,823 --> 00:15:21,483
♪ The only thing I need to do ♪
366
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:24,153
♪ Is ask for her hand. ♪
367
00:15:24,253 --> 00:15:26,163
Oh, no. No, no.
368
00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:28,423
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
369
00:15:28,493 --> 00:15:30,013
Oh, is he really...
370
00:15:31,243 --> 00:15:35,103
It's like a train
wreck. I can't look away.
371
00:15:36,523 --> 00:15:38,913
Kat? Will you marry me?
372
00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:41,003
Yes.
373
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:42,693
She says yes.
374
00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:45,233
Babe, what do you say?
375
00:15:46,353 --> 00:15:48,453
Um...
376
00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:50,573
Yes?
377
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,953
You've made me so happy.
378
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,713
Back at you.
379
00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:02,883
This calls for champagne.
380
00:16:03,053 --> 00:16:05,793
I just need someone's credit card.
381
00:16:05,963 --> 00:16:08,293
Can you believe this?
382
00:16:08,443 --> 00:16:10,383
No, I-I can't.
383
00:16:10,613 --> 00:16:14,043
- Oh.
- Oh, it's beautiful.
384
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:15,893
And it fits perfectly.
385
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,133
Ugh. You'll have to
size it up for Katharine.
386
00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:20,563
She has her father's beefy hands.
387
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,713
How about we put that
on my fiancée's finger?
388
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,793
- Of course.
- Oh.
389
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:26,223
Squeeze it on, sweetheart.
390
00:16:26,243 --> 00:16:27,403
Squeeze it on.
391
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,033
Oh. Can we get some butter over here?
392
00:16:32,063 --> 00:16:33,573
Wow.
393
00:16:33,803 --> 00:16:35,953
I love you.
394
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,833
Again, wow.
395
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,783
Just saying, that would've
been a pretty good time
396
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:46,423
- to break up with him.
- After he proposed?
397
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,163
I've done it.
398
00:16:51,653 --> 00:16:53,263
Hey. You okay?
399
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,823
Yeah, just, uh, needed
a break from my mother
400
00:16:55,843 --> 00:16:59,323
explaining why she should
get to wear a white gown, too.
401
00:16:59,423 --> 00:17:02,683
Well, some of the dresses she
was showing us are pretty nice.
402
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:05,273
And only one of them had a veil.
403
00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:08,573
So...
404
00:17:10,693 --> 00:17:13,203
Congratulations.
405
00:17:14,863 --> 00:17:15,953
Remember when we were in college
406
00:17:16,183 --> 00:17:17,503
and we used to finish
each other's sentences?
407
00:17:17,683 --> 00:17:19,293
People would say, "It's
like they're reading
408
00:17:19,513 --> 00:17:21,623
- each other's minds."
- Yeah.
409
00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:23,543
Can you still do it?
410
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:28,453
You are craving pizza.
411
00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:30,363
Well, that's pretty
much all the time, Max.
412
00:17:30,373 --> 00:17:32,473
- That's not very impressive.
- Hmm.
413
00:17:32,643 --> 00:17:36,143
You got a lot more than
pizza on your mind, don't you?
414
00:17:36,293 --> 00:17:37,973
I sure do.
415
00:17:39,553 --> 00:17:41,483
Look...
416
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,813
whatever you are feeling,
417
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:46,723
you've got to do what's best for you.
418
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:51,153
- But can't you just tell me what's best for me?
- Best for you?
419
00:17:51,383 --> 00:17:52,733
No.
420
00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:55,383
Sorry, not this time.
421
00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:57,663
But if you do get that pizza, just...
422
00:17:57,813 --> 00:18:01,083
- I know.
- Half sausage, half olive.
423
00:18:02,653 --> 00:18:03,893
Oh, hey, there you are.
424
00:18:03,913 --> 00:18:05,133
Your mom wants to take some photos.
425
00:18:05,153 --> 00:18:07,083
- Of me?
- The ring.
426
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:08,503
Your name didn't come up.
427
00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:11,673
All right, well, I will
leave you guys to it.
428
00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:13,323
Hey, that was one hell of a song, man.
429
00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:15,583
Thanks, man. You make it seem
like writing songs is hard.
430
00:18:15,683 --> 00:18:18,263
I knocked that baby out
in, like, 20 minutes.
431
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,913
So, my sisters are already
planning your bachelorette party.
432
00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:26,003
Do you want your stripper to
be a policeman or a fireman?
433
00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:29,023
I don't need a bachelorette
party. But fireman.
434
00:18:29,173 --> 00:18:31,273
Are you ready to go back inside?
435
00:18:31,363 --> 00:18:33,193
Um, just a second.
436
00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:38,573
What are you doing?
437
00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:41,543
I can't marry you.
438
00:18:42,193 --> 00:18:43,543
What?
439
00:18:43,693 --> 00:18:48,023
I've been thinking about it
a lot lately, and I just...
440
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,503
I think, I think we should break up.
441
00:18:51,443 --> 00:18:55,173
Why? Did I do something wrong?
442
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,013
I'm so sorry.
443
00:19:00,543 --> 00:19:02,633
I don't understand.
444
00:19:02,783 --> 00:19:04,063
I thought we were happy.
445
00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:06,893
No, we were. You're so great.
446
00:19:07,123 --> 00:19:09,233
It's just...
447
00:19:09,463 --> 00:19:11,983
Something doesn't feel right.
448
00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:18,913
Is this about Max?
449
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:20,913
What?
450
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,543
Did something happen between you two?
451
00:19:25,973 --> 00:19:27,663
- Unbelievable. Don't...
- No, Oscar, I...
452
00:19:27,753 --> 00:19:29,503
Don't.
453
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,023
Oh, where's my ring?
454
00:19:32,173 --> 00:19:36,573
I'm on Instagram Live, and
six people want to see it.
455
00:19:39,103 --> 00:19:40,843
Hey, you okay?
456
00:19:40,943 --> 00:19:42,773
Oh, my God!
457
00:19:42,923 --> 00:19:45,593
- Oh, not his perfect face!
- What the hell?
458
00:19:45,763 --> 00:19:48,043
Oh, that is a lot of blood...
459
00:19:52,933 --> 00:19:54,783
I know you feel bad, but don't worry,
460
00:19:54,853 --> 00:19:56,193
your next breakup will be easier.
461
00:19:56,413 --> 00:20:00,003
Next? How many breakups do
you think I'm gonna have?
462
00:20:00,173 --> 00:20:02,433
Fifteen, twenty?
463
00:20:02,513 --> 00:20:04,513
Oh, no, wait, you're not a gay man.
464
00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:05,773
Two or three.
465
00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:09,603
No. No more breakups,
no more relationships.
466
00:20:09,703 --> 00:20:11,863
Just me and the cats.
467
00:20:12,023 --> 00:20:15,443
Oh. Well, screw you, Tabatha Christie.
468
00:20:15,543 --> 00:20:17,873
How are you holding up, sweetheart?
469
00:20:18,103 --> 00:20:19,783
Oh, it's not one of my better days.
470
00:20:19,873 --> 00:20:21,783
What? What are you talking about?
471
00:20:21,883 --> 00:20:23,713
Your first breakup had only one punch
472
00:20:23,863 --> 00:20:25,293
and nobody called the police.
473
00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:27,213
You crushed it.
474
00:20:27,453 --> 00:20:30,793
You just need to be
strong. It's gonna be okay.
475
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,703
Thank you, Mother.
476
00:20:32,723 --> 00:20:35,603
- I was so close.
- I know, I know.
477
00:20:37,393 --> 00:20:41,393
♪ I'm done being your lucky charm ♪
478
00:20:41,493 --> 00:20:44,233
♪ I'm not candy to wear on your arm ♪
479
00:20:44,323 --> 00:20:46,383
♪ I'm royalty, baby ♪
480
00:20:46,403 --> 00:20:49,073
♪ No trophy, don't know
me, you got me all wrong ♪
481
00:20:49,223 --> 00:20:53,393
♪ Yeah, I never been one
to follow the rules ♪
482
00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:56,003
♪ And I play to win, never lose ♪
483
00:20:56,153 --> 00:20:57,743
♪ Might have had me confused ♪
484
00:20:57,843 --> 00:21:00,823
♪ Yeah, I'm something brand-new,
gotta be what I choose ♪
485
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:04,493
♪ Oh, can't stop me now ♪
486
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,663
♪ Can't stop me now. ♪
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