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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,270 --> 00:00:03,937 Okay, gather round, staff meeting. Phil. 2 00:00:04,029 --> 00:00:05,287 - Present. - Randi. 3 00:00:05,514 --> 00:00:07,364 You can see me. This is stupid. 4 00:00:07,516 --> 00:00:09,107 Randi says "present." 5 00:00:09,201 --> 00:00:12,369 Item one, uh, stuffed cats are now 50% off. 6 00:00:12,521 --> 00:00:16,189 Item two, Kona Dark Mountain Blend is back in stock. 7 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,967 Item three, I kissed Max last night. Item four... 8 00:00:19,044 --> 00:00:21,378 - Wait, hold up. - Whoa, whoa. You kissed Max? 9 00:00:21,547 --> 00:00:22,620 Yepper-doodles. 10 00:00:22,714 --> 00:00:25,974 When? How? Why? Where? Why? 11 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:28,459 Uh, last night. With my lips. 12 00:00:28,512 --> 00:00:29,794 I don't know. In the bar. 13 00:00:29,814 --> 00:00:30,887 I don't know! 14 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:34,149 Stuff that nonsense. How was it? 15 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,560 Honestly, it was confusing. 16 00:00:36,636 --> 00:00:37,653 But hot? 17 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:39,470 So hot. 18 00:00:39,490 --> 00:00:41,048 But there's so many issues. 19 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:42,716 - Oscar... - That's one. 20 00:00:42,734 --> 00:00:44,885 - ... is here. - Oh, hey, babe. 21 00:00:45,054 --> 00:00:46,477 Hey, I got big news. 22 00:00:46,572 --> 00:00:48,163 Oh, you're not the only one. 23 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:51,558 - Lay it on me, babe. - I got the promotion. 24 00:00:51,577 --> 00:00:53,577 - I'm gonna be a dispatcher. - Babe! 25 00:00:53,729 --> 00:00:55,062 That's amazing, babe. 26 00:00:55,150 --> 00:00:57,150 Okay, heads up, that's about four "babes." 27 00:00:57,319 --> 00:00:59,060 No more driving my truck on freezing mornings 28 00:00:59,138 --> 00:01:01,729 or delivering boxes in the rain, and I only wear shorts 29 00:01:01,749 --> 00:01:03,156 if I want to show off my legs. 30 00:01:03,250 --> 00:01:05,809 Sorry, ladies. And Phil. 31 00:01:05,902 --> 00:01:07,494 Oh, you do got some nice stems. 32 00:01:07,588 --> 00:01:08,979 Congratulations. 33 00:01:09,072 --> 00:01:12,999 I am so happy for you, ba... I'm so happy for you. 34 00:01:13,152 --> 00:01:15,576 I get health benefits, a-a retirement plan. 35 00:01:15,654 --> 00:01:18,597 I feel like I can finally start planning for my future. 36 00:01:19,582 --> 00:01:21,391 Our future. 37 00:01:22,585 --> 00:01:24,828 Yes, our future. 38 00:01:24,921 --> 00:01:26,939 All right, I got to get back to my route. 39 00:01:27,090 --> 00:01:29,757 I'll see you later. Phil, this is for you. 40 00:01:29,926 --> 00:01:32,444 Ooh, work it. Work it. 41 00:01:32,671 --> 00:01:34,262 Work it, girl. 42 00:01:36,099 --> 00:01:39,451 Gosh, I feel like the worst person in the world. 43 00:01:39,602 --> 00:01:41,027 Phil, you're supposed to say, 44 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:43,604 "No, you just made a tiny boo-boo." 45 00:01:43,624 --> 00:01:46,774 A "tiny boo-boo"? Honey, your nipple's in a wringer. 46 00:01:46,852 --> 00:01:49,369 Well, have you talked to Max since everything went down? 47 00:01:49,521 --> 00:01:51,871 No, and honestly, I don't want to. 48 00:01:51,966 --> 00:01:54,691 Hey, Kat, can we talk? 49 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:56,843 Think we all knew that was coming. 50 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:11,608 - So... - So... 51 00:02:12,544 --> 00:02:14,027 Yeah. 52 00:02:14,822 --> 00:02:16,571 Yeah. 53 00:02:18,475 --> 00:02:21,218 - Okay, we're on the same page. - Kat. 54 00:02:21,236 --> 00:02:22,828 Damn it. 55 00:02:22,979 --> 00:02:24,812 Look, about last night... 56 00:02:24,906 --> 00:02:26,647 I am so sorry. 57 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,333 You don't have to be sorry. 58 00:02:28,502 --> 00:02:30,076 Really? What I did last night 59 00:02:30,229 --> 00:02:32,504 was, like, the most dumbass thing I've ever done. 60 00:02:32,731 --> 00:02:35,132 What about that tattoo? 61 00:02:36,251 --> 00:02:39,052 Okay, all done. 62 00:02:39,755 --> 00:02:42,239 I love it. 63 00:02:42,257 --> 00:02:44,924 And it's subtle, which I really like. 64 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:47,427 Yeah, that was a rough Rosh Hashanah at my nana's. 65 00:02:48,263 --> 00:02:50,505 You don't have to beat yourself up about the kiss. 66 00:02:50,524 --> 00:02:51,690 I pretty much did the same thing 67 00:02:51,917 --> 00:02:53,416 when you started going out with Oscar. 68 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:55,085 You did do the same thing. 69 00:02:55,103 --> 00:02:56,586 What were you thinking? 70 00:02:56,679 --> 00:02:58,679 Look, when two people are as close as we are... 71 00:02:58,699 --> 00:03:00,940 - We're so close. - ... there are a lot of big feelings. 72 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:03,019 - All the feelings. - And sometimes those feelings come out sideways. 73 00:03:03,019 --> 00:03:05,853 - Sideways. Boop. - Especially if someone new comes into the picture. 74 00:03:05,947 --> 00:03:08,265 - A brand-new person. - And that's okay. 75 00:03:09,268 --> 00:03:10,950 You and I can make it through anything. 76 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:13,420 You know that, don't you? 77 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:17,532 Are you gonna kiss me? 78 00:03:17,551 --> 00:03:18,775 What? No. Why would I do that? 79 00:03:18,794 --> 00:03:19,945 That's crazy. Why would I kiss you? 80 00:03:19,945 --> 00:03:21,369 I was going in for, like, a... 81 00:03:21,463 --> 00:03:23,513 - like, a bro hug. Yeah. Just... - Oh. Oh. 82 00:03:25,450 --> 00:03:26,541 Good talk. 83 00:03:27,953 --> 00:03:29,544 How am I supposed to know how to dress tonight 84 00:03:29,563 --> 00:03:31,379 if you don't tell me where we're going? 85 00:03:31,456 --> 00:03:33,139 Bathing suit? 86 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:34,733 Ball gown? 87 00:03:34,884 --> 00:03:36,568 Bulletproof vest. 88 00:03:36,737 --> 00:03:39,129 Oh, do you own a bulletproof vest? 89 00:03:40,632 --> 00:03:42,799 'Cause that'd be really hot. 90 00:03:42,818 --> 00:03:44,484 My dad's a retired cop. 91 00:03:44,578 --> 00:03:46,303 - Okay. - Yeah, and my boys 92 00:03:46,321 --> 00:03:48,413 just went into the Witness Protection Program. 93 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,990 We already did a background check on you. You're good. 94 00:03:51,085 --> 00:03:52,659 And the boys are back in town. 95 00:03:52,753 --> 00:03:54,419 Hold up. You didn't run one on me, did you? 96 00:03:54,571 --> 00:03:56,496 I did, Mr. Cook, and I've got some questions 97 00:03:56,648 --> 00:03:58,090 about your month in Uruguay. 98 00:03:58,241 --> 00:03:59,740 Oh, we all have questions. 99 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,844 When he left for Uruguay, he was bald. 100 00:04:03,672 --> 00:04:05,931 All right, got to run. 101 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:10,343 See you tonight in my... roller skates? 102 00:04:10,495 --> 00:04:11,919 Tennis skirt? 103 00:04:12,013 --> 00:04:15,023 Lederhosen? Worth a shot. 104 00:04:15,925 --> 00:04:18,276 So, uh, where you taking her? 105 00:04:18,428 --> 00:04:20,261 I don't know. 106 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:21,446 Dude, this is your third date. 107 00:04:21,615 --> 00:04:23,431 - It's make-or-break time. - I know. 108 00:04:23,450 --> 00:04:25,119 - If it's not special, there ain't no coming back. - I know. 109 00:04:25,119 --> 00:04:27,177 Tonight you either move forward or die alone. 110 00:04:27,270 --> 00:04:28,620 I know! 111 00:04:28,771 --> 00:04:30,622 Well, you got to think of something. 112 00:04:30,699 --> 00:04:32,849 - I know. How about sushi and a movie? - Weak. 113 00:04:32,868 --> 00:04:34,684 - Picnic in the park? - Sure. 114 00:04:34,703 --> 00:04:36,444 "Here, Nicole, why don't you cut this sweaty cheese 115 00:04:36,463 --> 00:04:38,872 with this plastic knife while you sit in the dirt?" 116 00:04:39,024 --> 00:04:41,466 - Then what do I do? - How about this: 117 00:04:41,618 --> 00:04:43,877 I got a buddy who can get you the chef's table at La Chasse. 118 00:04:43,971 --> 00:04:46,045 Oh, now we're talking. 119 00:04:46,140 --> 00:04:47,973 Class it up, wear a jacket. 120 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,291 - Don't worry, I know exactly which jacket. - Not the blue one. 121 00:04:50,310 --> 00:04:52,293 You don't look like you think you look in it. 122 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:56,544 Hey, uh, Randi, let me ask you something. 123 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:59,397 If you were gonna break up with Carter, how would you do it? 124 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,382 Why? What have you heard? What did he do? 125 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,902 You know what, it doesn't matter, he's dead to me. 126 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,795 No, I... I'm talking about Oscar. 127 00:05:05,814 --> 00:05:07,647 You are breaking up with Oscar? 128 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:08,889 How did you hear that? 129 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:11,651 My superpower is detecting drama. 130 00:05:11,803 --> 00:05:13,394 Now dish that ish. 131 00:05:13,488 --> 00:05:15,138 Well, I don't know, 132 00:05:15,156 --> 00:05:18,899 it's just been on my mind since before I kissed Max. 133 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:22,087 I'm gonna take a moment to remember kissing Max. 134 00:05:26,054 --> 00:05:28,646 Then this morning, Oscar mentioned our future 135 00:05:28,665 --> 00:05:30,239 and I couldn't imagine it. 136 00:05:30,334 --> 00:05:32,167 I don't know if we have one. 137 00:05:32,318 --> 00:05:34,911 Is it the sex? 'Cause you know you don't need him for that. 138 00:05:35,063 --> 00:05:36,563 I'll buy you the batteries. 139 00:05:36,656 --> 00:05:38,673 No. Thanks. 140 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:40,342 I-I feel terrible. 141 00:05:40,493 --> 00:05:42,418 Oscar's a good guy. He's... 142 00:05:42,571 --> 00:05:44,737 he's sweet, reliable, thoughtful... 143 00:05:44,756 --> 00:05:45,847 So you're bored. 144 00:05:45,998 --> 00:05:48,591 No. This is my first serious relationship, 145 00:05:48,685 --> 00:05:52,095 and I'm just not feeling the way I thought I'd be feeling. 146 00:05:52,247 --> 00:05:53,855 Also known as bored. 147 00:05:54,006 --> 00:05:56,099 Something has been off for a while. 148 00:05:56,251 --> 00:05:58,843 I-I keep having these sex dreams about Nick. 149 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,028 Nick, the cheese guy? 150 00:06:00,197 --> 00:06:02,680 Sounds like Kat thinks Nick's the meat guy. 151 00:06:05,351 --> 00:06:07,443 Why do I tell these people anything? 152 00:06:07,537 --> 00:06:09,779 - What's up, y'all? - Kat's breaking up with Oscar 153 00:06:09,873 --> 00:06:11,431 because she might be in love with Max, 154 00:06:11,449 --> 00:06:13,375 - and she keeps having sex dreams about Nick. - Randi. 155 00:06:13,526 --> 00:06:17,712 Damn. I came in for the coffee, but, uh, I'll take the tea. 156 00:06:17,864 --> 00:06:19,772 Poor Oscar. How you gonna do it? 157 00:06:19,869 --> 00:06:23,020 I don't know. I've never broken up with somebody before. 158 00:06:23,039 --> 00:06:24,255 Never? 159 00:06:25,133 --> 00:06:26,883 Okay, once. 160 00:06:28,044 --> 00:06:31,286 I don't want to be your girlfriend anymore. 161 00:06:31,380 --> 00:06:33,413 You're reprehensible. 162 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:37,643 It stung, but I did have to admire his vocabulary. 163 00:06:38,646 --> 00:06:40,646 You should pick Oscar's favorite celebrity 164 00:06:40,798 --> 00:06:42,556 and have them do it on Cameo. 165 00:06:42,709 --> 00:06:46,819 It hurts a whole lot less when Debra Messing dumps your ass. 166 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:48,971 He does love Yoda. 167 00:06:48,990 --> 00:06:52,158 Boyfriend you are no more. 168 00:06:53,736 --> 00:06:55,069 You don't even have to tell him. 169 00:06:55,221 --> 00:06:56,646 One time, I just burned all my boyfriend's clothes 170 00:06:56,723 --> 00:06:58,889 - on the front lawn. - What's this, now? 171 00:06:59,058 --> 00:07:01,392 - What? He did me wrong. - Well, what did he do? 172 00:07:01,410 --> 00:07:03,503 Trust me, you'll know if you do it. 173 00:07:06,285 --> 00:07:07,968 So, this is middle C. 174 00:07:09,213 --> 00:07:11,379 Oh. Middle C, like my bar. 175 00:07:11,399 --> 00:07:14,549 - Now I get it. - And this is... 176 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:17,811 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star. ♪ 177 00:07:17,964 --> 00:07:20,147 It's also... 178 00:07:20,299 --> 00:07:22,316 ♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, G. ♪ 179 00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:25,319 And once you've mastered the alphabet, it's also... 180 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:28,063 ♪ Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool? ♪ 181 00:07:28,082 --> 00:07:29,974 You are blowing my mind. 182 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:31,917 Now teach me some Doja Cat. 183 00:07:32,903 --> 00:07:34,069 Hey, you ready? 184 00:07:34,088 --> 00:07:36,738 Hey. You clean up good. 185 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:38,632 Well, yeah. 186 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:41,427 You need a little help with that? 187 00:07:41,654 --> 00:07:42,987 - No, I got it. Oh! - Oh! 188 00:07:43,155 --> 00:07:44,822 - Damn. - Oh, my God. 189 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:46,673 Oh, I'm so sorry. 190 00:07:46,768 --> 00:07:49,810 Oh, that is a lot of blood... 191 00:07:53,383 --> 00:07:55,343 Dr. McCullen, surgery, please. 192 00:07:55,763 --> 00:07:57,983 - Height? - Five-five. 193 00:07:58,003 --> 00:07:59,173 Weight? 194 00:08:00,593 --> 00:08:02,513 We can skip that one. 195 00:08:03,743 --> 00:08:05,913 Oh, that one's kind of personal. 196 00:08:06,013 --> 00:08:08,603 Personal. Personal. 197 00:08:08,753 --> 00:08:12,443 Oh, any history of sexually transmitted diseases? 198 00:08:12,663 --> 00:08:15,003 That's the one you decide to ask? 199 00:08:15,093 --> 00:08:18,923 Sorry. I'm sorry. And I'm also sorry I ruined our night. 200 00:08:18,943 --> 00:08:20,853 And maybe your face. 201 00:08:21,003 --> 00:08:22,843 - It's fine. - Is it fine? 202 00:08:22,933 --> 00:08:25,433 Because you don't sound fine. 203 00:08:25,453 --> 00:08:26,783 Does it hurt? 204 00:08:28,183 --> 00:08:29,293 You know what? 205 00:08:29,513 --> 00:08:31,363 Why don't we just talk about chlamydia? 206 00:08:33,963 --> 00:08:38,223 Oscar, I've treasured the time we've spent together, 207 00:08:38,293 --> 00:08:42,113 but I think we need to break up. 208 00:08:42,133 --> 00:08:43,723 No. 209 00:08:44,623 --> 00:08:45,623 What? 210 00:08:45,623 --> 00:08:47,123 I refuse. 211 00:08:47,143 --> 00:08:49,303 No, you-you can't refuse. 212 00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:50,713 I'm breaking up with you. 213 00:08:50,733 --> 00:08:53,463 I don't accept that. I love you and I always will. 214 00:08:53,483 --> 00:08:57,743 I kissed Max. I-I think I might still have feelings for him. 215 00:08:57,853 --> 00:08:59,313 Oh, we can get past that. 216 00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:02,083 No, no, we can't. We're-we're done. 217 00:09:02,233 --> 00:09:03,413 We'll never be done. 218 00:09:03,563 --> 00:09:06,413 Okay, th... You know... Uh... 219 00:09:06,563 --> 00:09:08,543 I'm gonna poison your beer. 220 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,493 Our love is the antidote. 221 00:09:10,643 --> 00:09:13,753 Okay, you-you leave me no choice. 222 00:09:15,743 --> 00:09:17,333 Fine, I'll die with you. 223 00:09:17,483 --> 00:09:19,593 We'll be together for an eternity. 224 00:09:20,503 --> 00:09:21,993 You see, it's things like this 225 00:09:22,003 --> 00:09:23,843 that make me want to break up with you. 226 00:09:24,663 --> 00:09:26,753 So, what'd you want to talk about? 227 00:09:27,663 --> 00:09:28,943 You know what, I'm... I'm just... 228 00:09:29,163 --> 00:09:31,503 I'm gonna take this and put it right here. 229 00:09:31,663 --> 00:09:33,693 Um, c-can you come over here? 230 00:09:34,593 --> 00:09:36,093 Trying to think how to say this. 231 00:09:36,193 --> 00:09:38,243 Um, Oscar... 232 00:09:39,863 --> 00:09:41,283 You know I love you, right? 233 00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:43,363 Aw, I love you, too. 234 00:09:43,453 --> 00:09:45,433 Did you know in two weeks it'll be a year? 235 00:09:45,453 --> 00:09:47,863 A year? Wow. 236 00:09:48,013 --> 00:09:49,513 That's a long time. 237 00:09:49,533 --> 00:09:53,293 Yeah, so no matter what happens, this is a real accomplishment. 238 00:09:53,443 --> 00:09:55,503 Kudos to us. High five. 239 00:09:56,693 --> 00:09:58,633 It's been the best year of my life. 240 00:09:58,863 --> 00:10:01,783 Really? 'Cause when you were 13, 241 00:10:01,883 --> 00:10:05,143 your soccer team won state, you went to space camp 242 00:10:05,373 --> 00:10:06,793 and you saw Gwen Stefani live. 243 00:10:06,883 --> 00:10:09,633 I mean, if that is not the best year of your life, 244 00:10:09,723 --> 00:10:12,373 that's B-A-N-A-N-A-S. 245 00:10:12,393 --> 00:10:14,373 I love how you listen to me. 246 00:10:14,543 --> 00:10:16,823 He's not making this easy. 247 00:10:17,653 --> 00:10:20,063 So, I've been thinking... 248 00:10:20,163 --> 00:10:22,553 Yeah. Me, too. 249 00:10:22,573 --> 00:10:24,143 About this. 250 00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:25,573 Mmm. 251 00:10:25,723 --> 00:10:28,903 Mm-hmm. Okay, that's-that's very nice, but... 252 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,333 Oh. Mmm. 253 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,063 That's nice, too. 254 00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,843 Get out of here, pervs. I'll dump him tomorrow. 255 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,233 We're just waiting on the X-rays, 256 00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:41,423 then the doctor will be in. 257 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:44,683 So it won't be too much longer? 258 00:10:44,903 --> 00:10:48,093 - Sure. - Can I at least get some drugs? 259 00:10:48,243 --> 00:10:49,243 Pain pills? 260 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:51,173 Sleeping pills? 261 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:52,593 Nicotine patch? 262 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,193 Hey. 263 00:10:56,343 --> 00:10:57,603 What is this? 264 00:10:57,753 --> 00:10:59,193 Well, it doesn't look like we're gonna be making 265 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,273 our dinner reservation, so... 266 00:11:01,423 --> 00:11:04,103 flowers for the table, borrowed from a coma patient... 267 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:05,533 he is not gonna miss them... 268 00:11:05,613 --> 00:11:08,683 uh, whiskey courtesy of Milo the janitor. 269 00:11:08,703 --> 00:11:10,873 He also invited us to a poker game in the boiler room. 270 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:14,023 Weird, I used to play chess in the basement with a janitor. 271 00:11:14,043 --> 00:11:16,103 Oh, wait, that was The Queen's Gambit. 272 00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,703 All right, and for the main course, 273 00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:21,383 we have a loaf of... 274 00:11:21,533 --> 00:11:24,293 Ooh, let's call it "meat." 275 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,703 And crème de poulet. 276 00:11:26,723 --> 00:11:28,803 I love cream of chicken soup. 277 00:11:28,893 --> 00:11:31,873 You speak French. I lived in France for a while. 278 00:11:31,973 --> 00:11:34,893 Shut up. I did a semester abroad in Paris. 279 00:11:35,053 --> 00:11:37,643 Peut-être un jour on s'embrassera 280 00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:39,813 sur les escaliers du Montmartre. 281 00:11:39,903 --> 00:11:42,823 Oh, yeah, that sounds like words. 282 00:11:43,893 --> 00:11:45,463 I'm only fluent in menu-French. 283 00:11:45,483 --> 00:11:47,393 Uh, coq au vin, boeuf bourguignon, 284 00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:48,413 oh, of course, 285 00:11:48,483 --> 00:11:50,623 The French fries. 286 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,083 You didn't have to do all this. 287 00:11:53,273 --> 00:11:55,903 Well, I did punch you in the face. 288 00:11:56,073 --> 00:11:57,813 Good point. 289 00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:58,903 But thank you. 290 00:11:59,003 --> 00:12:02,513 I just, I wanted tonight to be special. 291 00:12:14,923 --> 00:12:17,943 This is cream of chicken, right? 292 00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:19,163 I think so. 293 00:12:19,183 --> 00:12:20,263 You sure it's not mushroom? 294 00:12:20,353 --> 00:12:21,523 Ooh, would that be a problem? 295 00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:23,353 I'm allergic, but it's not a big deal 296 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,693 unless my throat starts to... 297 00:12:25,843 --> 00:12:27,283 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 298 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,533 Emergency. Emergency! 299 00:12:30,273 --> 00:12:31,843 Code soup! 300 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,123 So, how'd it go with Oscar last night? 301 00:12:36,273 --> 00:12:37,613 I couldn't do it. 302 00:12:37,703 --> 00:12:39,873 He was being so nice, there just wasn't an opening. 303 00:12:39,963 --> 00:12:43,783 Then we had sex, so obviously I couldn't do it after that. 304 00:12:43,873 --> 00:12:44,963 Why not? 305 00:12:45,193 --> 00:12:46,783 You'd break up with someone after sex? 306 00:12:46,803 --> 00:12:49,123 Oh, please, I broke up with a guy during sex. 307 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,143 What did he do? 308 00:12:50,293 --> 00:12:51,953 - It's what he didn't do. - Oh. 309 00:12:51,973 --> 00:12:53,973 Oh, yeah, well, hey, I got nothing to worry about, then. 310 00:12:55,553 --> 00:12:57,483 - Ain't that right, baby? - You're getting there. 311 00:12:58,873 --> 00:13:02,043 Well, why the heck did you not break up with him this morning? 312 00:13:02,213 --> 00:13:05,143 Because, Phil, the flesh is weak. 313 00:13:06,143 --> 00:13:08,403 I'll do it tonight, right after work. 314 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:10,463 Hey, guys, tonight, right after work, 315 00:13:10,553 --> 00:13:12,553 drinks on me to celebrate my promotion. 316 00:13:14,323 --> 00:13:16,633 Love it. I mean, what else would I be doing tonight? 317 00:13:16,653 --> 00:13:18,153 You're the best. I'll see you later. 318 00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:20,963 How can I be the best when you're the best? 319 00:13:23,313 --> 00:13:25,333 Shut up. 320 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,173 It's what he didn't do. 321 00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,963 Congratulations on your promotion. 322 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:36,303 This could be the beginning of great things for you. 323 00:13:36,393 --> 00:13:38,803 - Aw, thank you. - But let's not forget, you know, 324 00:13:38,823 --> 00:13:41,883 to every beginning, there has to be an ending. 325 00:13:41,973 --> 00:13:43,253 You know, sometimes even good things, 326 00:13:43,313 --> 00:13:44,883 they-they run their course and then... 327 00:13:44,973 --> 00:13:46,553 ... it's over. 328 00:13:46,573 --> 00:13:49,813 I think what she means to say is, "Congratulations, baby." 329 00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:51,813 Oh, yes. Thank you. Congratulations, baby. 330 00:13:53,643 --> 00:13:58,423 Uh, forgive me, but what does a dispatcher do, exactly? 331 00:13:58,653 --> 00:13:59,833 It-it's actually pretty cool. 332 00:13:59,983 --> 00:14:01,593 Imagine Louisville divided into four sectors. 333 00:14:01,823 --> 00:14:04,593 No, wait, wait, wait. Um, one, two, three... Okay. 334 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,763 I got it. Continue. 335 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,503 Each sector is divided into eight zones. 336 00:14:08,663 --> 00:14:10,323 That's 32 separate sector-zones. 337 00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:11,993 Now, the dispatcher is... 338 00:14:12,013 --> 00:14:14,083 well, remember Red Leader in Star Wars? 339 00:14:14,183 --> 00:14:16,853 I feel like this is going to be fascinating. 340 00:14:17,003 --> 00:14:19,483 I should probably get another drink. 341 00:14:21,003 --> 00:14:22,943 She's not coming back, is she? 342 00:14:23,023 --> 00:14:25,533 I'll go find out. 343 00:14:27,193 --> 00:14:29,773 So, after he punched you, he poisoned you? 344 00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:31,183 Uh-huh. 345 00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:33,533 Why in the hell would you want to go out with him again? 346 00:14:33,683 --> 00:14:35,113 Hey, Carter, not helping. 347 00:14:35,123 --> 00:14:37,183 Hey, Max, not trying to. 348 00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:39,633 Excuse me, everyone. 349 00:14:41,023 --> 00:14:43,463 I wrote a little song, and I'd like to perform it. 350 00:14:43,623 --> 00:14:45,523 What is he doing? What's he doing? 351 00:14:45,543 --> 00:14:47,683 What is he doing? 352 00:14:49,363 --> 00:14:50,953 ♪ Sometimes you get lucky ♪ 353 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,963 ♪ And you get to meet someone ♪ 354 00:14:52,983 --> 00:14:55,813 ♪ She's clumsy and she's funny ♪ 355 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:58,723 ♪ And she really loves a pun ♪ 356 00:14:58,823 --> 00:15:01,393 ♪ She's paw-sitively purr-fect ♪ 357 00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,263 ♪ Just take it from me ♪ 358 00:15:03,413 --> 00:15:05,233 ♪ Without her in my life ♪ 359 00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:08,563 ♪ I'd be a cat-astrophe... ♪ 360 00:15:08,723 --> 00:15:09,903 That's really great. 361 00:15:10,053 --> 00:15:12,573 - ♪ Kat... ♪ - Oh, he's not done. 362 00:15:12,723 --> 00:15:14,573 ♪ She's all that ♪ 363 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,313 ♪ I'm smitten as a kitten ♪ 364 00:15:16,413 --> 00:15:18,723 ♪ And I'm happy as a clam ♪ 365 00:15:18,823 --> 00:15:21,483 ♪ The only thing I need to do ♪ 366 00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:24,153 ♪ Is ask for her hand. ♪ 367 00:15:24,253 --> 00:15:26,163 Oh, no. No, no. 368 00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:28,423 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 369 00:15:28,493 --> 00:15:30,013 Oh, is he really... 370 00:15:31,243 --> 00:15:35,103 It's like a train wreck. I can't look away. 371 00:15:36,523 --> 00:15:38,913 Kat? Will you marry me? 372 00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:41,003 Yes. 373 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:42,693 She says yes. 374 00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:45,233 Babe, what do you say? 375 00:15:46,353 --> 00:15:48,453 Um... 376 00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:50,573 Yes? 377 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,953 You've made me so happy. 378 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,713 Back at you. 379 00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:02,883 This calls for champagne. 380 00:16:03,053 --> 00:16:05,793 I just need someone's credit card. 381 00:16:05,963 --> 00:16:08,293 Can you believe this? 382 00:16:08,443 --> 00:16:10,383 No, I-I can't. 383 00:16:10,613 --> 00:16:14,043 - Oh. - Oh, it's beautiful. 384 00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:15,893 And it fits perfectly. 385 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,133 Ugh. You'll have to size it up for Katharine. 386 00:16:18,293 --> 00:16:20,563 She has her father's beefy hands. 387 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,713 How about we put that on my fiancée's finger? 388 00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:24,793 - Of course. - Oh. 389 00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:26,223 Squeeze it on, sweetheart. 390 00:16:26,243 --> 00:16:27,403 Squeeze it on. 391 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,033 Oh. Can we get some butter over here? 392 00:16:32,063 --> 00:16:33,573 Wow. 393 00:16:33,803 --> 00:16:35,953 I love you. 394 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,833 Again, wow. 395 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,783 Just saying, that would've been a pretty good time 396 00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:46,423 - to break up with him. - After he proposed? 397 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,163 I've done it. 398 00:16:51,653 --> 00:16:53,263 Hey. You okay? 399 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,823 Yeah, just, uh, needed a break from my mother 400 00:16:55,843 --> 00:16:59,323 explaining why she should get to wear a white gown, too. 401 00:16:59,423 --> 00:17:02,683 Well, some of the dresses she was showing us are pretty nice. 402 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:05,273 And only one of them had a veil. 403 00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:08,573 So... 404 00:17:10,693 --> 00:17:13,203 Congratulations. 405 00:17:14,863 --> 00:17:15,953 Remember when we were in college 406 00:17:16,183 --> 00:17:17,503 and we used to finish each other's sentences? 407 00:17:17,683 --> 00:17:19,293 People would say, "It's like they're reading 408 00:17:19,513 --> 00:17:21,623 - each other's minds." - Yeah. 409 00:17:21,773 --> 00:17:23,543 Can you still do it? 410 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:28,453 You are craving pizza. 411 00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:30,363 Well, that's pretty much all the time, Max. 412 00:17:30,373 --> 00:17:32,473 - That's not very impressive. - Hmm. 413 00:17:32,643 --> 00:17:36,143 You got a lot more than pizza on your mind, don't you? 414 00:17:36,293 --> 00:17:37,973 I sure do. 415 00:17:39,553 --> 00:17:41,483 Look... 416 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,813 whatever you are feeling, 417 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:46,723 you've got to do what's best for you. 418 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:51,153 - But can't you just tell me what's best for me? - Best for you? 419 00:17:51,383 --> 00:17:52,733 No. 420 00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:55,383 Sorry, not this time. 421 00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:57,663 But if you do get that pizza, just... 422 00:17:57,813 --> 00:18:01,083 - I know. - Half sausage, half olive. 423 00:18:02,653 --> 00:18:03,893 Oh, hey, there you are. 424 00:18:03,913 --> 00:18:05,133 Your mom wants to take some photos. 425 00:18:05,153 --> 00:18:07,083 - Of me? - The ring. 426 00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:08,503 Your name didn't come up. 427 00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:11,673 All right, well, I will leave you guys to it. 428 00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:13,323 Hey, that was one hell of a song, man. 429 00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:15,583 Thanks, man. You make it seem like writing songs is hard. 430 00:18:15,683 --> 00:18:18,263 I knocked that baby out in, like, 20 minutes. 431 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,913 So, my sisters are already planning your bachelorette party. 432 00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:26,003 Do you want your stripper to be a policeman or a fireman? 433 00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:29,023 I don't need a bachelorette party. But fireman. 434 00:18:29,173 --> 00:18:31,273 Are you ready to go back inside? 435 00:18:31,363 --> 00:18:33,193 Um, just a second. 436 00:18:37,023 --> 00:18:38,573 What are you doing? 437 00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:41,543 I can't marry you. 438 00:18:42,193 --> 00:18:43,543 What? 439 00:18:43,693 --> 00:18:48,023 I've been thinking about it a lot lately, and I just... 440 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,503 I think, I think we should break up. 441 00:18:51,443 --> 00:18:55,173 Why? Did I do something wrong? 442 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,013 I'm so sorry. 443 00:19:00,543 --> 00:19:02,633 I don't understand. 444 00:19:02,783 --> 00:19:04,063 I thought we were happy. 445 00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:06,893 No, we were. You're so great. 446 00:19:07,123 --> 00:19:09,233 It's just... 447 00:19:09,463 --> 00:19:11,983 Something doesn't feel right. 448 00:19:17,413 --> 00:19:18,913 Is this about Max? 449 00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:20,913 What? 450 00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,543 Did something happen between you two? 451 00:19:25,973 --> 00:19:27,663 - Unbelievable. Don't... - No, Oscar, I... 452 00:19:27,753 --> 00:19:29,503 Don't. 453 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,023 Oh, where's my ring? 454 00:19:32,173 --> 00:19:36,573 I'm on Instagram Live, and six people want to see it. 455 00:19:39,103 --> 00:19:40,843 Hey, you okay? 456 00:19:40,943 --> 00:19:42,773 Oh, my God! 457 00:19:42,923 --> 00:19:45,593 - Oh, not his perfect face! - What the hell? 458 00:19:45,763 --> 00:19:48,043 Oh, that is a lot of blood... 459 00:19:52,933 --> 00:19:54,783 I know you feel bad, but don't worry, 460 00:19:54,853 --> 00:19:56,193 your next breakup will be easier. 461 00:19:56,413 --> 00:20:00,003 Next? How many breakups do you think I'm gonna have? 462 00:20:00,173 --> 00:20:02,433 Fifteen, twenty? 463 00:20:02,513 --> 00:20:04,513 Oh, no, wait, you're not a gay man. 464 00:20:04,533 --> 00:20:05,773 Two or three. 465 00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:09,603 No. No more breakups, no more relationships. 466 00:20:09,703 --> 00:20:11,863 Just me and the cats. 467 00:20:12,023 --> 00:20:15,443 Oh. Well, screw you, Tabatha Christie. 468 00:20:15,543 --> 00:20:17,873 How are you holding up, sweetheart? 469 00:20:18,103 --> 00:20:19,783 Oh, it's not one of my better days. 470 00:20:19,873 --> 00:20:21,783 What? What are you talking about? 471 00:20:21,883 --> 00:20:23,713 Your first breakup had only one punch 472 00:20:23,863 --> 00:20:25,293 and nobody called the police. 473 00:20:25,383 --> 00:20:27,213 You crushed it. 474 00:20:27,453 --> 00:20:30,793 You just need to be strong. It's gonna be okay. 475 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,703 Thank you, Mother. 476 00:20:32,723 --> 00:20:35,603 - I was so close. - I know, I know. 477 00:20:37,393 --> 00:20:41,393 ♪ I'm done being your lucky charm ♪ 478 00:20:41,493 --> 00:20:44,233 ♪ I'm not candy to wear on your arm ♪ 479 00:20:44,323 --> 00:20:46,383 ♪ I'm royalty, baby ♪ 480 00:20:46,403 --> 00:20:49,073 ♪ No trophy, don't know me, you got me all wrong ♪ 481 00:20:49,223 --> 00:20:53,393 ♪ Yeah, I never been one to follow the rules ♪ 482 00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:56,003 ♪ And I play to win, never lose ♪ 483 00:20:56,153 --> 00:20:57,743 ♪ Might have had me confused ♪ 484 00:20:57,843 --> 00:21:00,823 ♪ Yeah, I'm something brand-new, gotta be what I choose ♪ 485 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:04,493 ♪ Oh, can't stop me now ♪ 486 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,663 ♪ Can't stop me now. ♪ 34782