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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,425 --> 00:00:03,959 Phil, Carter and CJ are waiting 2 00:00:03,993 --> 00:00:05,260 for their hot chocolates. What happened? 3 00:00:05,295 --> 00:00:06,695 Couldn't find the whipped cream? 4 00:00:06,729 --> 00:00:08,931 Oh, I found it, all right. 5 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:11,567 What did we say about doing whipped cream shots? 6 00:00:11,601 --> 00:00:13,202 Never leave Kat out! 7 00:00:13,236 --> 00:00:14,536 That's right. 8 00:00:17,006 --> 00:00:19,575 - This is delicious. - Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:19,609 --> 00:00:21,610 What is going on back here? 10 00:00:21,644 --> 00:00:23,345 Nothing. 11 00:00:23,379 --> 00:00:25,347 This is so inappropriate. 12 00:00:25,381 --> 00:00:27,216 We said we would do this as a group. 13 00:00:28,017 --> 00:00:29,451 Thank you. 14 00:00:31,421 --> 00:00:34,590 How hard is it to make two hot choc... ? 15 00:00:35,925 --> 00:00:37,559 Oh, man. 16 00:00:37,594 --> 00:00:40,829 I had this exact same fantasy. 17 00:00:40,864 --> 00:00:43,198 But one of you wasn't in it. 18 00:00:48,771 --> 00:00:51,540 Here you go. Sorry this took so long, CJ. 19 00:00:51,574 --> 00:00:53,876 We were, uh, having an employee meeting. 20 00:00:53,910 --> 00:00:56,511 Yes, a couple hot chocolates 21 00:00:56,546 --> 00:00:58,413 for a couple hot chocolates. 22 00:00:58,448 --> 00:00:59,882 You're corny, Dad. 23 00:00:59,916 --> 00:01:01,783 Ooh. 24 00:01:01,818 --> 00:01:04,253 Cornier than a cornucopia of cornflakes in an Iowa cornfield? 25 00:01:04,287 --> 00:01:05,487 No? 26 00:01:05,521 --> 00:01:07,756 Guess I'm corny, too. 27 00:01:07,790 --> 00:01:09,591 Just remember, when your mom comes to pick you up, 28 00:01:09,626 --> 00:01:11,326 you did your homework first. 29 00:01:11,361 --> 00:01:14,396 Playing Minecraft was the reward. 30 00:01:14,430 --> 00:01:16,531 ♪ For my friends, a scone of cherry ♪ 31 00:01:16,566 --> 00:01:19,635 ♪ I hope they will like it very... much. ♪ 32 00:01:19,669 --> 00:01:21,737 Looks like someone is thinking about entering 33 00:01:21,771 --> 00:01:23,538 the jingle contest at the Middle C. 34 00:01:23,573 --> 00:01:26,808 Oh, no, I'm not ready for something as prestigious 35 00:01:26,843 --> 00:01:29,745 as a contest sponsored by Manny's Auto Garage. 36 00:01:29,779 --> 00:01:31,780 He's the Sultan of Transmissions. 37 00:01:31,814 --> 00:01:33,982 Yo, all I care about is the extra cash. 38 00:01:34,017 --> 00:01:36,785 Mondays are usually dead, but this is gonna bring 'em in. 39 00:01:36,819 --> 00:01:39,554 Hey, wouldn't it be great if Max signed up for the contest? 40 00:01:39,589 --> 00:01:42,491 Don't try to act like you're just thinking of that now. 41 00:01:43,593 --> 00:01:45,294 No. 42 00:01:45,328 --> 00:01:46,929 If you miss it, you have to enter! 43 00:01:47,897 --> 00:01:49,898 Damn your athletic genes. 44 00:01:52,902 --> 00:01:54,870 Oh, come on, Kat! 45 00:01:54,904 --> 00:01:57,072 That was my lunch! 46 00:01:57,106 --> 00:01:59,408 I'm particularly proud of that one. 47 00:02:00,610 --> 00:02:02,544 Oh. 48 00:02:02,578 --> 00:02:04,613 Looks like your mom's gonna be a little late picking you up. 49 00:02:04,647 --> 00:02:06,415 Let's go back to the bar. 50 00:02:06,449 --> 00:02:08,483 Ooh, I'll let you scrape gum from under the tables. 51 00:02:08,518 --> 00:02:10,485 Can I just stay here instead? 52 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:11,753 By yourself? 53 00:02:11,788 --> 00:02:13,689 Oh, I'll look after him for you. 54 00:02:13,723 --> 00:02:14,990 Okay, uh, cool. 55 00:02:15,024 --> 00:02:16,558 Uh, can I talk to you? 56 00:02:16,592 --> 00:02:18,760 Um, remember, uh... 57 00:02:18,795 --> 00:02:21,363 CJ doesn't know about us. 58 00:02:21,397 --> 00:02:23,932 Oh, so you're saying that I shouldn't tell 59 00:02:23,967 --> 00:02:25,834 your 12-year-old son that we're having sex? 60 00:02:25,868 --> 00:02:27,636 Oh, what ever will we talk about? 61 00:02:27,670 --> 00:02:29,604 Listen... 62 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:31,340 we're gonna have a great time and you don't have to worry 63 00:02:31,374 --> 00:02:33,041 about violating any child labor laws. 64 00:02:33,076 --> 00:02:35,043 Now go on, get. 65 00:02:35,078 --> 00:02:37,112 Quick question. 66 00:02:37,146 --> 00:02:39,915 Do you have access to Max's underpants? 67 00:02:39,949 --> 00:02:41,984 Hey, I am not putting a flyer in that man's drawers. 68 00:02:42,018 --> 00:02:44,519 Come on! I would do it for you. 69 00:02:47,322 --> 00:02:48,790 So, Max? 70 00:02:48,825 --> 00:02:50,492 Do you have plans Monday night? 71 00:02:50,526 --> 00:02:51,960 I'm not entering the jingle contest. 72 00:02:51,995 --> 00:02:53,729 And stop it with the flyers! 73 00:02:53,763 --> 00:02:55,931 Okay, sorry, no more flyers. 74 00:02:55,965 --> 00:02:58,033 Thank you. 75 00:02:59,535 --> 00:03:01,570 Anybody could've done that. 76 00:03:02,538 --> 00:03:03,939 Max, you have to do it. 77 00:03:03,973 --> 00:03:06,074 You are such a good songwriter. 78 00:03:06,109 --> 00:03:07,676 Back in college, everyone thought 79 00:03:07,710 --> 00:03:08,810 he was gonna be the next John Mayer. 80 00:03:08,845 --> 00:03:10,846 Is that something people want? 81 00:03:12,115 --> 00:03:14,549 Let me get up out of this. 82 00:03:14,584 --> 00:03:16,651 Kat, thank you for your support, 83 00:03:16,686 --> 00:03:18,887 but I will share my music with people when I'm ready. 84 00:03:18,921 --> 00:03:20,722 Okay, this might sound like something 85 00:03:20,757 --> 00:03:23,425 that Randi often refers to as "shade." 86 00:03:23,459 --> 00:03:25,060 But if you don't show your work to people, 87 00:03:25,094 --> 00:03:26,695 it's not work, it's a hobby. 88 00:03:26,729 --> 00:03:29,398 Yep, that's shade. 89 00:03:29,432 --> 00:03:31,433 Come on, this contest might be just the thing 90 00:03:31,467 --> 00:03:32,968 to get your creative juices flowing. 91 00:03:33,002 --> 00:03:36,404 I promise you my juices are better than ever. 92 00:03:36,439 --> 00:03:38,040 Okay? Like a fine wine. 93 00:03:38,074 --> 00:03:39,708 Thus, no jingles required. 94 00:03:39,742 --> 00:03:42,144 Or maybe you don't want to enter 95 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:44,646 because you don't think you're good enough. 96 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,948 Being that I'm a mature adult, let me assure you, 97 00:03:46,983 --> 00:03:49,584 I am impervious to reverse psychology. 98 00:03:49,619 --> 00:03:51,186 Oh, really? 99 00:03:51,220 --> 00:03:53,822 Why do you think you part your hair on that side? 100 00:03:53,856 --> 00:03:55,624 Because back in college you said... 101 00:03:57,627 --> 00:03:59,661 You're a witch. 102 00:04:00,797 --> 00:04:02,697 So for this one, my teacher had us 103 00:04:02,732 --> 00:04:04,833 draw our beds from memory. 104 00:04:04,867 --> 00:04:06,134 That looks like a couch. 105 00:04:06,169 --> 00:04:07,569 You look like a couch! 106 00:04:08,638 --> 00:04:10,605 Sorry, being an adult is hard. 107 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,641 You go through transitions. 108 00:04:12,675 --> 00:04:14,543 Mind your business. 109 00:04:14,577 --> 00:04:16,211 I like your nails. 110 00:04:16,245 --> 00:04:18,980 Oh, thank you, I did them myself. 111 00:04:19,015 --> 00:04:20,882 Those would've gotten you an A-plus. 112 00:04:20,917 --> 00:04:22,084 You want me to do yours? 113 00:04:22,118 --> 00:04:23,485 Oh, that'd be awesome. 114 00:04:23,519 --> 00:04:24,953 It's gonna cost you though. 115 00:04:24,987 --> 00:04:27,022 I don't have any money, but I can give you 116 00:04:27,056 --> 00:04:28,690 a shout-out on my Insta. 117 00:04:28,724 --> 00:04:31,993 Thanks, but all I need is two embarrassing stories 118 00:04:32,028 --> 00:04:34,463 about your dad... one for each hand. 119 00:04:35,798 --> 00:04:39,134 Y'all are never gonna believe what just happened. 120 00:04:39,168 --> 00:04:41,903 Prepare yourself for some big news! 121 00:04:41,938 --> 00:04:43,839 You're getting your eyes done. 122 00:04:43,873 --> 00:04:46,708 Sheila, I asked you about that in confidence. 123 00:04:47,743 --> 00:04:51,646 Carter has asked me to emcee the jingle competition. 124 00:04:51,681 --> 00:04:54,883 Which I shall henceforth be calling 125 00:04:54,917 --> 00:04:57,152 "Manny's One Night Only 126 00:04:57,186 --> 00:04:59,654 Commercial Jingle Showcase Extravaganza 127 00:04:59,689 --> 00:05:01,656 hosted by Phil Crumpler." 128 00:05:01,691 --> 00:05:02,991 Ooh. 129 00:05:03,025 --> 00:05:04,860 Congratulations. 130 00:05:04,894 --> 00:05:07,062 Yeah, Carter couldn't have made a better choice. 131 00:05:07,096 --> 00:05:08,830 Well, I'd like to be humble, 132 00:05:08,865 --> 00:05:10,899 but I have to agree. 133 00:05:14,170 --> 00:05:15,770 "He couldn't have made a better choice"? 134 00:05:15,805 --> 00:05:17,639 Seriously, Katharine, 135 00:05:17,673 --> 00:05:20,208 have you forgotten that stretch in the '80s when I was 136 00:05:20,243 --> 00:05:23,645 the face of Consolidated Farm Machinery? 137 00:05:24,814 --> 00:05:27,916 No, the image of you in a swimsuit draped across the hood 138 00:05:27,950 --> 00:05:30,519 of a manure spreader is seared in my memory. 139 00:05:31,254 --> 00:05:33,054 Of course I'm happy for Phil. 140 00:05:33,089 --> 00:05:35,824 I'm sure he'll do a perfectly adequate job. 141 00:05:35,858 --> 00:05:37,993 Aw, that's what you said to me 142 00:05:38,027 --> 00:05:40,829 when I got my teaching degree. 143 00:05:40,863 --> 00:05:42,631 Hey, CJ, grab your stuff. 144 00:05:42,665 --> 00:05:44,633 Your mom's double parked on the corner. 145 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:46,635 All right, I'll see you later. 146 00:05:46,669 --> 00:05:48,703 Hey! 147 00:05:50,239 --> 00:05:52,541 Randi's really great. You two should go out. 148 00:05:52,575 --> 00:05:54,109 What? Randi? 149 00:05:54,143 --> 00:05:56,111 Oh, yeah, she's, uh, like my brother. 150 00:05:56,145 --> 00:05:58,647 Or my sister or any other person I'm related to 151 00:05:58,681 --> 00:06:00,215 that I would not go out with. 152 00:06:00,249 --> 00:06:01,816 Did you guys have fun? 153 00:06:01,851 --> 00:06:03,552 Definitely. Check out my nails. 154 00:06:03,586 --> 00:06:04,753 Oh, cool. 155 00:06:04,787 --> 00:06:06,254 All right. 156 00:06:06,289 --> 00:06:08,623 All right, hey, don't keep your mom waiting. 157 00:06:08,658 --> 00:06:10,092 - Talk to you later. I love you so much. - All right, I love you. 158 00:06:10,092 --> 00:06:11,593 Aw! 159 00:06:11,627 --> 00:06:13,128 - He's such a good kid. - Mm-hmm. 160 00:06:13,162 --> 00:06:14,896 Yeah, he is. 161 00:06:14,931 --> 00:06:16,865 Listen, uh, don't paint his nails again. 162 00:06:16,899 --> 00:06:18,200 What? Why? 163 00:06:18,234 --> 00:06:19,801 Nail polish is for girls. 164 00:06:19,835 --> 00:06:23,071 Well, that's very close-minded. It's 2022. 165 00:06:23,105 --> 00:06:24,306 I don't care what year it is. 166 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:25,740 It's not how I was brought up. 167 00:06:25,775 --> 00:06:27,876 Then you were brought up stupid. 168 00:06:27,910 --> 00:06:29,244 "Stupid"? 169 00:06:29,278 --> 00:06:31,146 Yeah, lots of guys paint their nails. 170 00:06:31,180 --> 00:06:33,081 Athletes, musicians... 171 00:06:33,115 --> 00:06:34,816 And do you know what they all have in common? 172 00:06:34,850 --> 00:06:36,685 Their fathers aren't acting like jackasses? 173 00:06:36,719 --> 00:06:38,286 None of them are my son. Look, 174 00:06:38,321 --> 00:06:40,088 I get to decide what's right for him. 175 00:06:40,122 --> 00:06:41,756 Don't do it again. 176 00:06:41,791 --> 00:06:43,725 Whatever. 177 00:06:43,759 --> 00:06:45,293 I have more enjoyable things to do. 178 00:06:45,328 --> 00:06:47,128 Like clean litter boxes. 179 00:06:47,163 --> 00:06:50,599 I know for a fact I'm more fun than cat poop. 180 00:06:50,633 --> 00:06:52,067 Not today. 181 00:06:54,170 --> 00:06:56,371 ♪ If you have a dent ♪ 182 00:06:56,405 --> 00:06:58,873 ♪ Or your frame is ♪ 183 00:06:58,908 --> 00:07:00,909 Bent. 184 00:07:00,943 --> 00:07:02,944 ♪ Bent ♪ 185 00:07:02,979 --> 00:07:05,280 ♪ If your oil leaks or your brake drum squeaks ♪ 186 00:07:05,314 --> 00:07:08,049 Oh, that is good, that is good. 187 00:07:08,084 --> 00:07:12,053 ♪ Don't take your car out of commission ♪ 188 00:07:12,088 --> 00:07:15,290 ♪ Drive on down to Manny's Transmission. ♪ 189 00:07:15,434 --> 00:07:17,736 I would go to Manny's. 190 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:18,903 That was amazing! 191 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,438 Oh, geez, Kat! 192 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:22,140 Announce yourself. 193 00:07:22,174 --> 00:07:23,875 Sorry, sorry, that was rude. 194 00:07:23,909 --> 00:07:25,377 Um... 195 00:07:27,279 --> 00:07:29,447 Kat Silver, arriving! 196 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:32,083 That was such a good jingle. 197 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,418 You have to enter the contest. 198 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:35,053 I was just playing around. 199 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:36,788 I'm not ready to perform in front of people. 200 00:07:36,822 --> 00:07:38,390 You perform in front of people all the time. 201 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:39,991 Cover songs. 202 00:07:40,025 --> 00:07:41,192 Are we forgetting what happened last time 203 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:42,794 I performed something I wrote? 204 00:07:42,828 --> 00:07:45,764 ♪ And that's why I flew ♪ 205 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,266 ♪ On the wings of Rachel. ♪ 206 00:07:56,242 --> 00:07:58,476 That never happened! I was there. 207 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:01,012 One drunk guy yelled, "You suck," 208 00:08:01,046 --> 00:08:02,914 and threw a lime slice at you. 209 00:08:02,948 --> 00:08:05,083 It was juicy and got in my eye. 210 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:08,086 It also got in my head a little. 211 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,221 That was so long ago. 212 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:13,491 Stop letting one setback keep you from your dreams. 213 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,528 Kat, I will get back onstage when I'm ready. 214 00:08:16,562 --> 00:08:18,830 You're just gonna walk away? 215 00:08:18,864 --> 00:08:20,498 Sorry, that was rude. 216 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:24,803 Max Kingbird, walking away! 217 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:28,807 Hey, Kat, check it out. 218 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,241 The last time I wore it was 219 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:33,578 at Reba McEntire's niece's bat mitzvah. 220 00:08:33,612 --> 00:08:35,313 Ooh, was it a Western theme? 221 00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:36,881 Oh, yeah, Reba don't play. 222 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,917 Even the rabbi wore chaps. 223 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:41,820 Hey, guess who wrote a jingle for the contest? 224 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,588 You? Oh, Kat. 225 00:08:43,622 --> 00:08:45,590 I hope it at least rhymes. 226 00:08:45,624 --> 00:08:48,526 No, not me, Max. 227 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:50,528 I thought he didn't want to enter the contest. 228 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,063 Oh, he doesn't. 229 00:08:52,097 --> 00:08:53,965 You're gonna sign him up, aren't you? 230 00:08:53,999 --> 00:08:56,301 Is two the only even prime number? 231 00:08:57,336 --> 00:08:59,971 Yes, of course I'm entering him. 232 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:04,175 Stop giggling when I say I'm entering him. 233 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:07,412 A child. I work with a child. 234 00:09:11,443 --> 00:09:13,313 Yeah! 235 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,913 Oh, Randi. 236 00:09:15,953 --> 00:09:17,583 I didn't realize you were up here. 237 00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:19,423 I never use the café bathroom. 238 00:09:19,453 --> 00:09:21,323 It's warm from other people. 239 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:24,123 Oh, I just do the hover... it's good for the quads. 240 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:26,493 I-I needed a break. 241 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:27,663 I'm mad at Carter. 242 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,663 We're all just sick about it. 243 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:34,203 None of us expected Carter to choose Phil as emcee. 244 00:09:35,503 --> 00:09:40,343 Let's just be the bigger person and pray that Phil falls on his ass. 245 00:09:40,373 --> 00:09:42,473 Uh, doesn't fall on his ass. 246 00:09:42,513 --> 00:09:43,913 What did I say? 247 00:09:44,643 --> 00:09:46,383 Not important. 248 00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:49,013 I'm actually mad at Carter for something else. 249 00:09:49,053 --> 00:09:51,023 Oh, right. The nail polish thing. 250 00:09:51,053 --> 00:09:52,683 - Mm. - Wait, how did you hear about it? 251 00:09:52,723 --> 00:09:55,053 Kat told Phil. Phil texted me. 252 00:09:55,093 --> 00:09:56,563 It's a little deal we have. 253 00:09:56,593 --> 00:10:00,393 He also tells me which of my friends' husbands are closeted. 254 00:10:01,193 --> 00:10:05,533 I just... I didn't expect Carter to be such a caveman about it. 255 00:10:05,573 --> 00:10:08,233 "Me Carter. Fire hot. 256 00:10:08,273 --> 00:10:11,073 Nail polish on boy bad." 257 00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:14,013 You're being awfully hard on him. 258 00:10:14,043 --> 00:10:17,513 I mean, we all agree he's horrible at picking emcees. 259 00:10:17,543 --> 00:10:20,513 But, you know, when it comes to his son, 260 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:22,983 he's just doing what he thinks is right. 261 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,183 I can't believe you're defending him. 262 00:10:25,223 --> 00:10:26,993 Honey, 263 00:10:27,023 --> 00:10:29,963 sometimes it takes people a while to come around. 264 00:10:29,993 --> 00:10:33,193 It was hard for me to accept that any unmarried woman 265 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,263 over the age of 30 shouldn't be referred to 266 00:10:35,303 --> 00:10:37,163 as an old maid or a spinster. 267 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:40,103 And it was a big day for all of us when you finally did. 268 00:10:41,233 --> 00:10:43,073 I'm just saying that, 269 00:10:43,103 --> 00:10:45,673 you know, if I can change my way of thinking at my age, 270 00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:48,013 surely Carter can as well. 271 00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:49,943 I hope so. 272 00:10:51,213 --> 00:10:52,543 Love to continue chitchatting, 273 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:54,753 but I did come up here for a reason. 274 00:10:54,783 --> 00:10:56,013 Ooh! 275 00:11:01,693 --> 00:11:02,993 Don't worry. 276 00:11:03,023 --> 00:11:04,423 - Randi's at class. - Oh. 277 00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:06,463 Good. 'Cause I am not in the mood 278 00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:08,033 for another one of her lectures. 279 00:11:08,063 --> 00:11:09,263 Yeah. 280 00:11:09,303 --> 00:11:12,303 I heard all about Nail Polish-gate. 281 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,133 How'd you hear about it? 282 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,073 Well, Randi told Kat. Kat told me. 283 00:11:16,103 --> 00:11:17,173 It's a little deal we have. 284 00:11:17,203 --> 00:11:19,403 Sheila's in the loop, too. 285 00:11:19,443 --> 00:11:22,173 Come on, Phil. You know I got love for everyone. 286 00:11:22,213 --> 00:11:24,743 Uh, hey, I'm just old-school. I'm from Louisville. 287 00:11:24,783 --> 00:11:27,353 My father didn't paint his nails. I don't paint my nails. 288 00:11:27,383 --> 00:11:28,713 It's not what boys do. 289 00:11:28,753 --> 00:11:30,583 I know. I grew up around here, too. 290 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,153 I was taught the same things. 291 00:11:32,193 --> 00:11:33,453 I was just looking out for CJ 292 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:35,123 the way my father looked out for me. 293 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,693 Yeah. Well, maybe if little straight boys 294 00:11:37,723 --> 00:11:40,693 could paint their nails without it meaning so dang much, 295 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:44,533 school would've been a lot easier for kids like me. 296 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,473 Yeah, never thought about it that way. 297 00:11:47,503 --> 00:11:49,743 'Cause you didn't have to. 298 00:11:49,773 --> 00:11:51,303 I mean, 299 00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:53,143 I guess it wasn't a big deal to CJ. 300 00:11:53,173 --> 00:11:56,173 So maybe don't make it a big deal for you. 301 00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:58,783 You're right. 302 00:11:58,813 --> 00:12:00,313 These are my hang-ups, 303 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,083 and I don't want to put 'em on my son. 304 00:12:02,123 --> 00:12:03,423 Cut yourself some slack. 305 00:12:03,453 --> 00:12:05,223 The world is changing so fast. 306 00:12:05,253 --> 00:12:06,553 It's hard to keep up. 307 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,093 Damn, Phil. 308 00:12:08,123 --> 00:12:09,193 Why couldn't I have talked to you 309 00:12:09,223 --> 00:12:10,693 before I got into it with Randi? 310 00:12:10,723 --> 00:12:13,093 Well, I cannot be everywhere. 311 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,133 Welcome to Manny's One Night Only 312 00:12:18,163 --> 00:12:20,473 Commercial Jingle Showcase Extravaganza! 313 00:12:20,503 --> 00:12:23,103 Hosted by yours truly, Phil Crumpler. 314 00:12:26,373 --> 00:12:28,743 Everyone say hello to our sponsor and judge, Manny! 315 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,383 Please don't buy him a drink. 316 00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:37,323 Given the lawsuits, he's not allowed to consume alcohol in public. 317 00:12:37,353 --> 00:12:39,483 But for everyone else, a two-drink minimum. 318 00:12:39,523 --> 00:12:41,423 Please. 319 00:12:41,453 --> 00:12:43,663 All right, let's get started! 320 00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:46,223 Can we talk about that outfit? 321 00:12:46,263 --> 00:12:49,263 Does he have to pull focus like that? 322 00:12:51,163 --> 00:12:55,803 Yeah, I guess, uh, some people just need a lot of attention. 323 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:59,573 Damn, Sheila. I'm not even wearing my good bra tonight. 324 00:13:00,343 --> 00:13:04,383 If Phil melts under the pressure of his hosting responsibilities, 325 00:13:04,413 --> 00:13:06,213 I can slide right in. 326 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,283 But... fingers crossed... he does. 327 00:13:08,313 --> 00:13:09,483 You mean "doesn't"? 328 00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:11,483 What did I say? 329 00:13:11,523 --> 00:13:13,293 Yeehaw! 330 00:13:13,323 --> 00:13:15,393 Yeehaw! 331 00:13:15,423 --> 00:13:18,393 ♪ So if your car isn't running ♪ 332 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,633 ♪ Come to Manny's ♪ 333 00:13:20,663 --> 00:13:24,533 ♪ But how would you get there since your car isn't running? ♪ 334 00:13:24,563 --> 00:13:29,373 ♪ Why do they say it's running when it doesn't have feet? ♪ 335 00:13:29,403 --> 00:13:31,373 ♪ Beep, beep. ♪ 336 00:13:36,613 --> 00:13:39,443 Yeah, not sure I've heard the winner yet. 337 00:13:39,483 --> 00:13:41,453 Don't worry. I have it on excellent authority 338 00:13:41,483 --> 00:13:44,123 that a real contender's coming up soon. 339 00:13:44,883 --> 00:13:47,323 You were there. You know what's coming. 340 00:13:47,353 --> 00:13:49,453 And next up to the stage... 341 00:13:49,493 --> 00:13:51,223 you know him, I love him... 342 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:52,723 Max Kingbird! 343 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,163 Surprise! I entered you! 344 00:14:12,443 --> 00:14:14,243 I'm not gonna do it, Kat. 345 00:14:14,283 --> 00:14:15,913 If you don't, I will. 346 00:14:15,953 --> 00:14:17,913 You wouldn't dare. 347 00:14:17,953 --> 00:14:19,653 I would. 348 00:14:19,683 --> 00:14:21,683 And I do. 349 00:14:21,723 --> 00:14:25,393 Looks like we have an unexpected replacement, 350 00:14:25,423 --> 00:14:26,923 Ms. Katharine Silver. 351 00:14:26,963 --> 00:14:28,023 Drama, people. 352 00:14:28,063 --> 00:14:30,263 It's what you came for. 353 00:14:30,293 --> 00:14:32,263 Um... hi, everybody. 354 00:14:32,293 --> 00:14:35,803 I'm sorry. I-I only heard this once, but I think I remember it. 355 00:14:37,073 --> 00:14:39,673 ♪ If your frame is bent... ♪ 356 00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:41,373 Oh, just let me do it. 357 00:14:43,913 --> 00:14:45,843 Uh, Max Kingbird, everybody! 358 00:14:51,613 --> 00:14:53,583 Hello. 359 00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:05,333 ♪ If you have a dent or your frame is bent ♪ 360 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,833 ♪ If your oil leaks ♪ 361 00:15:06,863 --> 00:15:08,633 ♪ Or your brake drum squeaks ♪ 362 00:15:08,663 --> 00:15:11,503 ♪ Don't take your car out of commission ♪ 363 00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:15,003 ♪ Drive on down to Manny's Transmission ♪ 364 00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:16,503 ♪ Drive on down ♪ 365 00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:18,313 ♪ To Manny's Transmission. ♪ 366 00:15:18,343 --> 00:15:20,843 Right off I-265 in Louisville. 367 00:15:33,093 --> 00:15:34,923 Can we go outside and talk for a minute? 368 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:36,933 Sure. 369 00:15:41,763 --> 00:15:43,973 Okay. Move it along, dandelion. 370 00:15:44,003 --> 00:15:45,873 You've gotten enough sunshine. 371 00:15:48,403 --> 00:15:50,473 - That means get off the stage! - Oh. 372 00:15:50,513 --> 00:15:51,573 Okay. 373 00:15:51,613 --> 00:15:52,843 Whatever you're gonna say, 374 00:15:52,883 --> 00:15:54,443 I'm not sure I want to hear it. 375 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,783 You were right. 376 00:15:56,813 --> 00:15:59,513 I stand corrected. Please continue. 377 00:15:59,553 --> 00:16:01,123 I need you to know, 378 00:16:01,153 --> 00:16:05,353 if I could do our nail polish conversation over again, 379 00:16:05,393 --> 00:16:07,023 I would do it differently. 380 00:16:07,063 --> 00:16:09,323 I appreciate that. 381 00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:10,863 What made you change your mind? 382 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,963 I had a minute to think. 383 00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:16,273 Also, Phil helped me realize I have a blind spot. 384 00:16:16,303 --> 00:16:20,243 That man holds some big wisdom in that little bitty body. 385 00:16:21,843 --> 00:16:24,043 Bottom line is... 386 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,883 I'm sorry. 387 00:16:25,913 --> 00:16:28,183 You're the last person in the world I want to make mad. 388 00:16:28,213 --> 00:16:31,383 Mmm, I like when a man isn't afraid to admit 389 00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:32,923 when he's wrong. 390 00:16:32,953 --> 00:16:34,653 Now it's your turn. 391 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,123 Wait, come again? 392 00:16:36,923 --> 00:16:39,293 You shouldn't have called me closed-minded and stupid. 393 00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:41,793 W... No, no, no. I did not call you stupid. 394 00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,663 I said you were raised stupid. 395 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,403 You want to call my mom and tell her that? 396 00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:47,333 No, I do not. I saw pictures of her, 397 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,003 and she got Michelle Obama arms. 398 00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:50,303 Mm-hmm. 399 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,403 But, okay, I hear you. 400 00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:54,213 Maybe I did jump on you a little bit. 401 00:16:54,243 --> 00:16:56,913 I've seen a lion be more gentle with a gazelle. 402 00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:00,913 Look, we're gonna fight sometimes, 403 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,213 so we should have a few rules. 404 00:17:03,253 --> 00:17:05,283 Okay. Rule number one: 405 00:17:05,323 --> 00:17:06,723 no name-calling. 406 00:17:06,753 --> 00:17:08,323 - See? I listen. - Mm-hmm. 407 00:17:08,353 --> 00:17:11,063 That's good, 'cause rule number two is listening. 408 00:17:11,093 --> 00:17:14,393 Okay. Rule number three is never eat ice cream before church 409 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,833 if you're lactose intolerant. 410 00:17:15,863 --> 00:17:17,163 Who told you that? 411 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,663 Oh, I'm-a kill CJ. 412 00:17:21,003 --> 00:17:23,903 Yours was my favorite of the night. 413 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,403 Thank you, Sheila. 414 00:17:25,443 --> 00:17:26,903 Oh, I was nervous about that "Beep, Beep" lady, 415 00:17:26,943 --> 00:17:28,713 but you killed it. 416 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:31,113 ♪ Don't take your car out of commission ♪ 417 00:17:31,143 --> 00:17:32,983 ♪ Drive on down ♪ 418 00:17:33,013 --> 00:17:34,953 ♪ To Manny's Transmission. ♪ 419 00:17:34,983 --> 00:17:36,153 Man, it's so catchy. 420 00:17:36,183 --> 00:17:38,123 It's like herpes that you can hum. 421 00:17:38,153 --> 00:17:40,993 Ew. But it's totally gonna get stuck in my head. 422 00:17:41,023 --> 00:17:43,253 You might get an angry call from me at 3:00 in the morning. 423 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,123 Oh, Phil's about to announce the winner. 424 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,863 That's it? No drumroll? No flickering lights? 425 00:17:51,903 --> 00:17:53,063 Theater is dead. 426 00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:56,133 The winner of the jingle contest 427 00:17:56,173 --> 00:17:58,703 and a lifetime of oil changes... 428 00:17:58,743 --> 00:17:59,803 up to two... 429 00:17:59,843 --> 00:18:01,373 is... 430 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,213 ... Jimmy Patterson, 431 00:18:04,243 --> 00:18:06,413 with "Cars Can't Fix Themselves." 432 00:18:08,513 --> 00:18:10,283 - That's a bummer, man. - Mm. 433 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,883 What? That's impossible. 434 00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:13,383 I'm gonna demand a recount. 435 00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:15,753 From who? Manny's the only one who voted. 436 00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:17,053 Well, I think he's wrong. 437 00:18:17,093 --> 00:18:18,393 Yours was by far the best. 438 00:18:18,423 --> 00:18:20,193 You heard that audience. 439 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,893 Someone should say something. I'm gonna say something. 440 00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:24,963 - This is unfair. - Kat, just let it go. 441 00:18:26,303 --> 00:18:27,933 I'm gonna go change the keg. 442 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:33,103 ♪ Drive on down to Manny's Transmission. ♪ 443 00:18:33,143 --> 00:18:35,313 Damn. I think it's moved in for life. 444 00:18:41,013 --> 00:18:42,913 So, this is where the beer lives. Nice. 445 00:18:44,483 --> 00:18:46,923 Does the, uh, tequila live down here, too? 446 00:18:46,953 --> 00:18:48,223 Oh, there it is. ¡Hola! 447 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,193 ¿Cómo están ustedes? 448 00:18:50,223 --> 00:18:51,863 What do you want, Kat? 449 00:18:52,623 --> 00:18:54,363 I just... I want to make sure you're okay. 450 00:18:54,393 --> 00:18:55,493 I'm fine. 451 00:18:56,263 --> 00:18:59,063 I have never said that and meant it. 452 00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:01,833 Look, I know you didn't win, 453 00:19:01,873 --> 00:19:03,203 but I still think it's great you got back up there. 454 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,903 I-I do, too. 455 00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:07,103 It was great performing something I wrote again. 456 00:19:07,143 --> 00:19:09,273 And no one threw fruit. 457 00:19:09,393 --> 00:19:11,093 So you're not upset? 458 00:19:11,123 --> 00:19:12,223 Oh, I'm upset. 459 00:19:12,263 --> 00:19:13,363 - At me? - At you. 460 00:19:13,393 --> 00:19:15,333 Why did I ask? 461 00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:18,363 Look, I know you didn't want to enter the contest, 462 00:19:18,403 --> 00:19:20,363 but I just really want you to get back to your music. 463 00:19:20,403 --> 00:19:22,373 Listen, 464 00:19:22,403 --> 00:19:24,343 I want that, too. 465 00:19:24,373 --> 00:19:27,043 But you got to trust me to get there myself, at my own pace. 466 00:19:27,073 --> 00:19:28,643 But what if your pace is too slow? 467 00:19:28,673 --> 00:19:30,013 You say nothing. 468 00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:31,883 Got it. But what if it's... 469 00:19:31,913 --> 00:19:33,543 Nothing. 470 00:19:34,553 --> 00:19:35,883 You have my word. 471 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,383 That I will try. 472 00:19:40,223 --> 00:19:41,323 And one more thing. 473 00:19:41,353 --> 00:19:43,223 What? 474 00:19:44,223 --> 00:19:45,493 Thank you for believing in me. 475 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,363 Hey, Kat, we're gonna need you out here. 476 00:19:51,403 --> 00:19:53,433 Your mom's onstage, and she has Phil in a headlock. 477 00:19:53,473 --> 00:19:55,173 Oh, geez. 478 00:19:59,113 --> 00:20:00,143 Thank you for bringing us dinner. 479 00:20:00,173 --> 00:20:01,843 This is really nice. 480 00:20:01,883 --> 00:20:03,343 Uh-huh, uh-huh. You gonna eat your sandwich? 481 00:20:03,383 --> 00:20:05,713 Um, I will. Working on my fries. 482 00:20:05,753 --> 00:20:07,113 Never mind the fries... eat the sandwich. 483 00:20:07,153 --> 00:20:08,713 I'll get there. 484 00:20:08,753 --> 00:20:10,283 Oh, hey, Randi, uh, 485 00:20:10,323 --> 00:20:12,853 could I hand you a napkin? 486 00:20:12,893 --> 00:20:14,393 - I'm good. - Oh, okay. 487 00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:17,123 How 'bout a, uh, chicken finger? 488 00:20:17,163 --> 00:20:18,323 No, I'm okay. 489 00:20:18,363 --> 00:20:19,423 Good God, woman, 490 00:20:19,463 --> 00:20:20,763 just look at my damn hands! 491 00:20:21,733 --> 00:20:23,963 Black fingernails? 492 00:20:24,003 --> 00:20:26,133 What did you do, get 'em stuck in a car door? 493 00:20:26,173 --> 00:20:27,333 He let me do it. 494 00:20:27,373 --> 00:20:29,873 It's called Midnight Onyx. 495 00:20:29,903 --> 00:20:31,203 It's 2022. 496 00:20:31,243 --> 00:20:33,043 - Men can paint their nails. - Mmm. 497 00:20:33,073 --> 00:20:35,373 Well, it looks like men need a little more practice. 498 00:20:35,413 --> 00:20:37,843 No, it's not my fault. He wouldn't stop wiggling. 499 00:20:37,883 --> 00:20:39,713 Hey, Kat, 500 00:20:39,753 --> 00:20:41,083 I couldn't help but notice you're done with your fries. 501 00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:42,753 Maybe you should move on to your sandwich? 502 00:20:42,863 --> 00:20:44,563 Uh, I think I might save it for later. 503 00:20:44,603 --> 00:20:45,863 Good God, woman, 504 00:20:45,903 --> 00:20:47,373 just eat the damn sandwich! 505 00:20:47,403 --> 00:20:49,473 Okay, okay. 506 00:20:49,503 --> 00:20:51,173 None of this is going the way we planned. 507 00:20:51,203 --> 00:20:52,973 It was so much smoother in our heads. 508 00:20:55,073 --> 00:20:56,543 What's this? 509 00:20:58,343 --> 00:21:00,853 "A night of original songs 510 00:21:00,883 --> 00:21:03,053 by Max Kingbird"? Really? 511 00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:04,583 Felt like it was time. 512 00:21:04,623 --> 00:21:06,423 Well, you know how I feel about it. 513 00:21:06,453 --> 00:21:08,993 Randi, fruit me. 514 00:21:09,023 --> 00:21:10,123 Y... Kat. 515 00:21:10,163 --> 00:21:11,463 Hey! 36287