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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,375 --> 00:00:13,666 Have I got a story to tell you. 2 00:00:14,291 --> 00:00:16,208 It's a Christmas story. 3 00:00:17,416 --> 00:00:18,250 I'm Kate. 4 00:00:18,833 --> 00:00:20,750 That's me about 20 years ago. 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,083 Right out of college, I got a job 6 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:27,500 at this amazing architecture firm in Boston. 7 00:00:28,083 --> 00:00:30,375 I was gonna change the world. 8 00:00:30,875 --> 00:00:32,250 And then my world changed 9 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:35,458 when I danced at a party with a med student named Everett. 10 00:00:35,541 --> 00:00:37,750 We were obsessed with each other. 11 00:00:37,833 --> 00:00:40,541 {\an8}That "first love, walking into walls" feeling 12 00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:42,333 {\an8}where you can't even think. 13 00:00:42,416 --> 00:00:43,750 We've all been there. 14 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:46,250 So when Everett went home to set up his practice, 15 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:47,708 I, of course, went with him 16 00:00:47,791 --> 00:00:51,208 to his magical hometown called Winterlight. 17 00:00:51,291 --> 00:00:53,958 {\an8}Seriously, it's like he grew up in a Yankee Candle. 18 00:00:54,041 --> 00:00:56,083 {\an8}It was just too hard to leave. 19 00:00:56,166 --> 00:00:58,666 {\an8}We got married, had kids, 20 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:04,791 and I discovered that small-town doctors are actually married to their jobs. 21 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:08,333 It was like being a single mom with a wedding ring. 22 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:11,083 And my career as an architect? 23 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:15,291 Plot twist. I became a handywoman instead. 24 00:01:16,916 --> 00:01:18,250 The kids grew up. 25 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:20,416 Everett and I grew apart. 26 00:01:21,541 --> 00:01:23,250 We weren't having fun anymore. 27 00:01:27,583 --> 00:01:30,916 {\an8}And that whole "I'm gonna change the world" thing? 28 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:35,666 {\an8}Actually, let me just show you the story. 29 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:39,083 {\an8}Okay, so you are sure you want to get divorced? 30 00:01:39,166 --> 00:01:40,041 - Yep. - Positive. 31 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:40,958 Mm-hmm. 32 00:01:41,041 --> 00:01:44,333 Well, as the mayor of Winterlight and your friend, 33 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:46,125 I think you're making a mistake. 34 00:01:46,208 --> 00:01:50,041 Christina, divorce does not mean that we are not still a team. 35 00:01:50,125 --> 00:01:51,541 Well, legally it kinda does. 36 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:56,541 We're not even calling it divorce. We're consciously uncoupling. 37 00:01:56,625 --> 00:01:59,583 Yeah, we've been separated for months, and we're much happier. 38 00:01:59,666 --> 00:02:02,958 It's a healthier way to think about ending a marriage. 39 00:02:03,041 --> 00:02:06,625 Can we not advertise this? You know how people are in this town. Thank you. 40 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:07,916 Gingerbread muffins? 41 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,291 You can't get divorced on an empty stomach. 42 00:02:10,375 --> 00:02:11,666 - Oh, nice. - Thanks, Buck. 43 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:15,875 Oh, Buck, they're not calling it that. They're calling it conscious uncoupling. 44 00:02:15,958 --> 00:02:17,333 Wow. 45 00:02:17,416 --> 00:02:20,333 What's so funny? I thought you guys were getting divorced. 46 00:02:20,416 --> 00:02:24,083 No, no. Nope. They are consciously uncoupling. 47 00:02:24,166 --> 00:02:25,500 Oh, no kiddin'? 48 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:29,000 Guys, divorce doesn't have to be terrible. 49 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:29,958 Yeah, it does. 50 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:32,375 Look, I know this is our first Christmas apart. 51 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:34,625 - But we're still gonna spend it together. - Yeah. 52 00:02:34,708 --> 00:02:36,625 - Right? As a family. Normal. - Yeah. 53 00:02:36,708 --> 00:02:40,125 We're gonna do all of the traditional Holden family activities. 54 00:02:40,208 --> 00:02:42,458 - Right. - We're gonna have Christmas dinner. 55 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:45,791 - All the meals together at the Mothership. - Just gotta work at it. 56 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:48,458 - Easy. - Yeah, practicing total honesty. 57 00:02:48,958 --> 00:02:51,458 And, uh, starting all of our sentences with 58 00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:54,416 "I feel." 59 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,416 Oh God! 60 00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:00,250 No. 61 00:03:15,791 --> 00:03:17,625 - Come on, hon. - Yeah. 62 00:03:17,708 --> 00:03:18,833 You can order. 63 00:03:18,916 --> 00:03:20,333 - Hey! - Here. 64 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:28,500 Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an open house. 65 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,208 Hi. 66 00:03:30,291 --> 00:03:32,666 Well, an open tiny house, so not for everyone. 67 00:03:32,750 --> 00:03:35,833 - Mm. - You know, specifically anyone over 4'11". 68 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:38,250 - Oh. - So how did the meeting go with Christina? 69 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:40,208 It was kind of a public event. 70 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:44,458 But what do you expect getting divorced in a coffee shop? 71 00:03:44,541 --> 00:03:46,750 So did you tell Everett that you're moving? 72 00:03:46,833 --> 00:03:48,166 Um… 73 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:49,833 Not exactly. 74 00:03:49,916 --> 00:03:52,333 I thought you two had a total-honesty policy? 75 00:03:52,416 --> 00:03:56,125 We do, just not about this. I'm not telling the kids either. 76 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,791 This is our last Christmas in this house, 77 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:02,708 and I… want it to be happy. 78 00:04:02,791 --> 00:04:04,833 I can't believe you're selling The Mothership. 79 00:04:04,916 --> 00:04:08,125 April, I've got a job waiting for me. 80 00:04:08,208 --> 00:04:09,583 I need you to get on board. 81 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:13,958 Girl, you are asking me to be selfless, which is a big ask. 82 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:19,500 Girl, I have been stuck in this town for half my life. 83 00:04:19,583 --> 00:04:20,958 Doing what exactly? 84 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:22,458 Raising kids? 85 00:04:22,541 --> 00:04:25,458 Uh, breaking the glass ceiling in the elite handyman world? 86 00:04:25,541 --> 00:04:29,416 Yeah, and building worm farms in exchange for baked goods. 87 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:34,458 Gabe is graduating high school this year, and Sienna's already in college. 88 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,750 This is my chance to get out. 89 00:04:36,833 --> 00:04:38,916 Santa's little elves are here! 90 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,166 - You invited Everett's dads? - Duh. We have joint custody. 91 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,166 Hi! 92 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:47,166 - There's our Katie. - Katie-patatey. 93 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:48,625 - Hello. - Ooh! 94 00:04:48,708 --> 00:04:51,541 - April, do your worst. - You got it. 95 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:56,625 Hey, I didn't know what you were cooking, so I brought a sweet-potato casserole. 96 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:58,458 That's so kind of you. 97 00:04:58,541 --> 00:04:59,750 Now we have two. 98 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,625 - Oh. - Never try to out-Kate Kate at Christmas. 99 00:05:02,708 --> 00:05:03,791 Or Easter. 100 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:05,500 - Hey, Grandpas. - Hey. 101 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:06,958 Oh! 102 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:08,000 Good to see you. 103 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:10,250 - You get taller every time we see you. - Yes. 104 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:13,583 Really? Yeah, I think you guys get shorter every time I see you. 105 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:16,750 - This is why no one likes teenagers. - Uh-huh. 106 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:18,458 Oh. 107 00:05:18,541 --> 00:05:20,708 It's them. They'll be here in a few minutes. 108 00:05:20,791 --> 00:05:22,541 - They? - Yeah, oh, just you wait. 109 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:24,583 - Oh! Ooh. - Okay. 110 00:05:24,666 --> 00:05:26,541 - Whoo! - Need any help? 111 00:05:27,750 --> 00:05:30,000 - Oh, baby! - Hi. 112 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:32,208 - Oh! - Hi. Okay. 113 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:34,916 - Mwah! Mwah! - All right. All right. 114 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,166 - Hi. - Hi. 115 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:38,375 - Hi, Nigel. - Hi! 116 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:40,458 Nice… Oh, yeah. 117 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:41,750 - Hi. - Oh. 118 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:44,291 Okay. Okay. 119 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:46,625 - Okay, Nigel, you know my mom, Kate. - Yes. 120 00:05:46,708 --> 00:05:48,958 These are my grandpas, Mike and Daryl. 121 00:05:49,041 --> 00:05:50,208 - Hello. - Hi. 122 00:05:50,291 --> 00:05:52,000 - My godmother, April. - Hi. 123 00:05:52,083 --> 00:05:56,375 And then this is my, um, okay, wow… …not-so-little brother, 124 00:05:56,458 --> 00:05:57,291 Gabriel. 125 00:05:57,375 --> 00:06:00,000 What? Uh, everybody, this is… this is Nigel. 126 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,416 - Hello! - Hi, Nigel. 127 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,333 Lovely to meet you all. I just wish I'd brought something. 128 00:06:04,416 --> 00:06:06,458 Oh, wait, I did. I brought a wand! 129 00:06:06,541 --> 00:06:08,708 Accio Christmas magic! 130 00:06:08,791 --> 00:06:10,541 You… you actually carry a wand? 131 00:06:10,625 --> 00:06:11,541 - I do. - He does. 132 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:14,458 I used it to cast a spell over this beautiful lady. 133 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:15,583 Aww. 134 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:16,708 Wingardium leviosa! 135 00:06:19,375 --> 00:06:21,958 - Wingardium levi... - Okay. Okay. 136 00:06:22,041 --> 00:06:23,541 Uh, let's… let's go inside. 137 00:06:23,625 --> 00:06:25,625 - Yes. Okay. - That was good. Okay. 138 00:06:25,708 --> 00:06:26,958 Um, oh, do you need help? 139 00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:29,208 - He's fine. Leave him. - I'm good. 140 00:06:32,666 --> 00:06:34,041 - Wow. - Where's Katie? 141 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:37,916 Mm. 142 00:06:38,541 --> 00:06:40,416 I, uh, I just have to say 143 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:43,666 that I cannot get over the striking resemblance between you two. 144 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:46,666 Okay. Everybody always says that, and I just don't see it. 145 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:47,750 We're nothing alike. 146 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:52,750 So, Nigel, do you go to Oxford too, or somewhere else? 147 00:06:52,833 --> 00:06:54,666 Oh, no. Nigel doesn't go to college. 148 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,375 - Mom. - Well, he doesn't. 149 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:59,125 I was just looking at the, uh, crest on your jacket. 150 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:01,916 What does that say? "Grl-fin-duff"? 151 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:02,833 "Gryffindor." 152 00:07:02,916 --> 00:07:07,875 Yeah. Nigel works full-time as a Harry Potter tour guide. 153 00:07:07,958 --> 00:07:10,166 - That's a job? - Apparently. 154 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:12,875 - He's really good. - Yep. I'm the best at it. 155 00:07:12,958 --> 00:07:15,250 I know Parseltongue. 156 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:19,208 Sienna tells me that you have some unusual holiday traditions. 157 00:07:19,291 --> 00:07:21,500 Yeah, uh, which I'm boycotting this year. 158 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:24,250 It's your thing, Mom. You go have fun with it. Okay? 159 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:25,500 Enjoy. 160 00:07:25,583 --> 00:07:27,666 So what are these traditions? 161 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:31,166 We make handmade gifts and exchange them. 162 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:33,666 Yeah. Handmade gifts come from the heart. 163 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:36,416 Unlike real gifts, which are from Amazon. 164 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:40,583 And Kate doesn't buy ornaments. It's all popcorn and pine cones. 165 00:07:40,666 --> 00:07:43,583 We make ornaments from recycled and found objects. 166 00:07:43,666 --> 00:07:45,750 - What about the birds? - Oh, I love the birds. 167 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:47,250 We make origami birds, 168 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:51,000 and then we write something on each of them we're grateful for. 169 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:52,625 That all sounds brilliant. 170 00:07:52,708 --> 00:07:54,875 That's… that's one way to put it. 171 00:07:54,958 --> 00:07:56,250 Embarrassing is another. 172 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:58,416 - What about the book? That's not weird. - True. 173 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,666 On Christmas Eve, we bring out our family scrapbook, 174 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:02,291 and Mom and Dad read it to us. 175 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:03,583 - Aww. - It's very cute. 176 00:08:03,666 --> 00:08:05,625 Speaking of Everett, sends his regards. 177 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:07,875 He'd be here, but he had a last-minute patient. 178 00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:09,625 Sounds like Betty. Always working. 179 00:08:09,708 --> 00:08:12,000 Uh… uh… who is Betty? 180 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:15,208 Oh, my parents call each other Betty and Al. Don't ask. 181 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:17,208 I'm looking forward to meeting him. 182 00:08:17,291 --> 00:08:19,791 - Oh, and his new girlfriend. - What? 183 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,333 - What? - What? 184 00:08:21,416 --> 00:08:23,458 Ow! Why did you just kick me? 185 00:08:23,541 --> 00:08:24,666 Don't announce that. 186 00:08:26,708 --> 00:08:29,416 - She's looking at me. - Don't make eye contact. Look away. 187 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:32,833 Kate, um, I've been reading about this, uh, geothermal energy. 188 00:08:32,916 --> 00:08:35,750 - I'd love to get your thoughts. - No, you wouldn't. Nigel? 189 00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:37,958 Nigel? Nigel, I can still see you. 190 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:39,875 Nigel? 191 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:42,666 Nigel. Nigel. Don't, Nigel. 192 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:44,083 Spill. 193 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:45,625 Dad didn't tell you? 194 00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:47,916 Dad didn't tell me what exactly? 195 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,083 That he's dating someone. 196 00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:51,958 No, I just saw your dad. 197 00:08:52,041 --> 00:08:54,291 If he was dating someone, he would've told me. 198 00:08:57,875 --> 00:08:59,333 Okay… 199 00:08:59,416 --> 00:09:02,333 So Everett's dating someone. So? 200 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:04,791 You knew about this? 201 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:06,208 We found out accidentally. 202 00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:10,250 We were sworn to secrecy, which you know I hate, right? 203 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:12,583 And you both knew? 204 00:09:12,666 --> 00:09:16,541 I mean, I kinda figured it out. You know? There were a lot of clues. 205 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:18,000 The grandpas told me. 206 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:19,083 We did not! 207 00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:21,416 I… I might've said something. 208 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:22,958 Also accidentally. 209 00:09:23,041 --> 00:09:24,250 Yeah, no. Uh… 210 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:25,833 You guys enjoy lunch. 211 00:09:25,916 --> 00:09:28,625 I just need to do something for a minute. 212 00:09:28,708 --> 00:09:30,250 - Excuse me. - Great. 213 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:32,875 We are gonna talk about this when I get back. 214 00:09:32,958 --> 00:09:35,416 - Want to know more? - Yeah, more. About everything. 215 00:09:39,416 --> 00:09:41,083 And she's leaving. 216 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:42,666 I should've told her. 217 00:09:48,125 --> 00:09:49,291 You're dating someone? 218 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:50,791 We're barely separated. 219 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:54,250 Uh, Al, Al, I… I'm with a patient, and nine months isn't barely. 220 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,625 Your dads knew. The kids knew. 221 00:09:56,708 --> 00:09:59,166 Even Sienna's weird boyfriend knew. 222 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,166 I knew. 223 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:01,958 Uh, getting dressed. 224 00:10:02,041 --> 00:10:04,083 I didn't want you to find out this way. 225 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:06,791 I just couldn't find the right time to tell you. 226 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,750 I feel 227 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:12,708 like when you're not honest with me, 228 00:10:12,791 --> 00:10:14,458 I can't trust you. 229 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:19,166 Well, I feel like I have been honest with you 230 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:20,958 about everything except for this. 231 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:23,666 I just couldn't get the words out, Al, and 232 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,750 I'm sorry. 233 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,458 It's fine. 234 00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:31,458 Let's move past it. Tell me about her. 235 00:10:31,541 --> 00:10:32,708 Her name is Tess. 236 00:10:32,791 --> 00:10:35,000 And, um, had some business around here, 237 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:38,333 stopped in to do some shopping, slipped on some ice, hurt her ankle, 238 00:10:38,416 --> 00:10:40,333 and, well, she needed a doctor, 239 00:10:40,416 --> 00:10:42,125 so I'm the doctor. 240 00:10:42,625 --> 00:10:46,041 So you violated some kind of ethical laws and started dating her? 241 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,958 - That's not even a gray area. - Oh, it's not a gray area? 242 00:10:49,041 --> 00:10:49,916 - No. - Oh. 243 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,208 - No. - Okay. 244 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:52,833 Uh… 245 00:10:52,916 --> 00:10:55,875 Well, thanks for being honest. 246 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:59,250 I can't wait to meet her. 247 00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:01,666 Great. 248 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:06,333 You know, I had doubts when Buck told me about you two consciously uncoupling... 249 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,125 - August, do you want another one? Huh? - I'm good. 250 00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:10,791 Thanks, Doc. Bye, Kate. 251 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:18,291 {\an8}You should throw some tinsel up there. You know? Like, liven it up a bit. 252 00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:20,625 Listen, my heater's busted again. 253 00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:23,291 I swear, can't get a heater or a husband to work. 254 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:26,166 Well, um, wanna install a heat pump? 255 00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:29,000 - What is that? - A compressor. 256 00:11:29,083 --> 00:11:32,291 - It uses thermodynamics to... - Uh-oh, it's a Kate Big Word Alert. 257 00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:34,375 I have stopped listening. 258 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:38,583 Do you wanna come inside and have tea and I'll explain a thermodynamic? 259 00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:41,500 Tea, I understand. Not that herbal crap. 260 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:44,500 So, what's she like? 261 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:48,125 Does every single person in this town know? 262 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,208 I'm in a book club. All we do is gossip and drink. 263 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:53,375 We haven't read a book in a decade. 264 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,208 I haven't met her. 265 00:11:55,791 --> 00:11:59,166 You haven't stalked her on socials? What kind of an ex are you? 266 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:02,250 - I don't wanna stalk her. - Yeah, we all say that, sweetheart. 267 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,041 We never mean it. What's her name? 268 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,333 Tess Wiley. 269 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:07,916 This is how I found Herb's new girlfriend. 270 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,541 Although I barely recognized her in person. 271 00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:13,458 She was quite ugly without the filters. 272 00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:15,416 Ooh. Bingo. 273 00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,041 - That's who Everett's dating? - Mm. 274 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,875 Are you sure? 275 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:27,375 - It's her name. - Okay. What's she doing? 276 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:29,041 She is sculpting butter. 277 00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:32,000 It's an accepted art in some parts of the world. 278 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:34,500 The really, really stupid parts. 279 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:35,583 Well, 280 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,083 good for her. 281 00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:39,125 That's all you're gonna say? Come on. 282 00:12:39,208 --> 00:12:41,291 The woman is sadder than day-old soup. 283 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:43,000 I'm happy for Everett. 284 00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:44,583 Sure you are. 285 00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:46,875 Feels good when they trade down, don't it? 286 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:58,000 Okay, supplies for making decorations. 287 00:12:58,083 --> 00:13:00,458 I made two lists. 288 00:13:00,541 --> 00:13:03,416 And if you're very fast, I'll buy everyone a candy cane. 289 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,333 I love Christmas! 290 00:13:05,416 --> 00:13:07,083 Great. Now I have to go find him. 291 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:08,958 Uh, those are free. 292 00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:12,083 - Okay. Go, Gabe. - Mm-hmm. 293 00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:16,791 Uh, K… Kate. 294 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:18,250 - Hi. - Hi. Uh… 295 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:19,791 What… what… are you doing here? 296 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:23,166 What do you mean what am I doing here? I come here four times a day. 297 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,250 Do you have any of those cute little recycled glass bottles? 298 00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:28,791 I wanna make my perfume this Christmas. 299 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:30,583 Oh, and I need nails too. 300 00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:33,625 Oh, jeez. Uh, um… We don't have any of that. 301 00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:36,208 I'll have to order that. Why don't you come back tomorrow? 302 00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,958 - You don't have nails? - No. 303 00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:40,291 - They're on aisle one. - No. No, they're not. 304 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,541 - I… I… I moved them. - You're being weird. 305 00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:44,125 They're not there. I moved them. 306 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:46,875 - You moved them where? - We had a big run on tiny houses. 307 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:48,750 I don't think you're remembering correctly. 308 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:51,208 - They're always on aisle one. - Kate, stop. 309 00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:53,625 Bet the nails are right here. 310 00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:59,041 Oh my God. 311 00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:00,416 Oh my God. 312 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:02,916 Who is that? 313 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:03,875 Kate. 314 00:14:03,958 --> 00:14:06,125 Kate… Kate! Kate! Hi! 315 00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:09,375 - I'm not ready for this. - Hi, Kate. I'm Tess. Oh! 316 00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:11,958 Everett has told me so much about you. 317 00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,083 Hello. 318 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:16,291 Do you happen to sculpt butter? 319 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:17,416 Uh, sculpt…? 320 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,083 Um… No. 321 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,791 Well, not in this outfit, anyway. 322 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:24,583 I'm aware I'm a little overdressed in a hardware store. 323 00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:27,916 In my defense, I was on an office Zoom, then this guy had to drag me out. 324 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,083 - Well, I mean… - Go Christmas decoration shopping. 325 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,500 Uh, if you'll excuse me, 326 00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:36,000 I have to go kill my elderly neighbor Doris. 327 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,666 Oh, you're here too. Oh… 328 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,083 Oh, what's up, Dad? 329 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:41,750 - Who's this? - Uh… 330 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:44,250 - Tess, this is Gabe. - Gabriel. 331 00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,875 - It's my son. - The brave firefighter. 332 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:48,791 - Yeah. - Okay, Gabe. Let's go. 333 00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,416 - But… - Wait, Mom, have you seen N… 334 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,708 - Ah, there she is. - Dad! 335 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,416 - Oh my. - Hi. 336 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,916 God, it's good to see you. Oh my God. I missed you. 337 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,333 You must be Sienna. 338 00:14:58,416 --> 00:15:02,416 You're studying economics and management at Oxford, right? Oh! 339 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,833 - You must be brilliant. Hello. - "Brilliant." Wow. 340 00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:06,083 - You are? - This is Tess. 341 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:09,000 And she doesn't sculpt butter, in case you were wondering. 342 00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,958 - I've got supplies! - Oh, there's Nigel. 343 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,875 Oh, there he is. It's nice to finally meet you. Oh, yeah. 344 00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:16,333 - Oh. Okay. - Father of the maiden. 345 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,833 Oh. 346 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:19,583 - Oh. - Oh. Okay. 347 00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:20,791 It's okay. 348 00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:22,291 - It's okay, babe. - It's okay. 349 00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,208 - Pleasure to meet… - Nice to meet you. 350 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,250 You must be, uh, Nigel, 351 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:29,166 the, um, the Harry Potter expert. Right? 352 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,125 The, uh, the… 353 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,000 "You're a wizard, Harry." 354 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,791 Who are you? 355 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,875 Who… who are you? 356 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,125 - This is Tess. - Tess. 357 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,500 Guilty. 358 00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:45,208 [Kate screams[ 359 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:46,333 Oh. 360 00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:50,041 "Good King Wenceslas for Brass Quartet" playing] 361 00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:56,958 Oh, uh… I was… I was just looking up a recipe. 362 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:57,958 Yeah, right. 363 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,666 Did you finish your college essay? 364 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:03,041 Um… no. 365 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,083 No? 366 00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:06,583 - Why are you so eager to get rid of me? - I'm not. 367 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,458 I just want you to go to college. 368 00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:12,666 Yeah, 'cause you think college is, like, the magic ticket outta here, right? 369 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:15,791 What's so bad about this town? I don't get it. 370 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,458 - I mean, what if I like it here? - We're not gonna debate this. 371 00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:21,166 - Okay. - I just need you to do your essay, okay? 372 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,458 Good morning. 373 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:24,875 Hey. Gabe, you ready? 374 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,416 Sure. Um, I'll be in the car. 375 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,166 Here, take one of these, baby. 376 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:31,250 Mm! 377 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,458 Look at you. 378 00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:36,375 Can you please talk to our son about his college essay 379 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:39,166 and his scholarship applications? 380 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,708 You know he wants to be a firefighter, save people's lives. 381 00:16:41,791 --> 00:16:44,791 Can you remind me why we are against that? 382 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:48,375 Do you really wanna get into it with me this morning? 383 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,458 - Definitely don't. - It's not a great idea. 384 00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:52,916 I… I… I agree with you. You're worrying me. 385 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,250 I feel like you're stress baking right now. 386 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,458 Have we recovered from the incident? 387 00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,666 I don't think I will ever recover. 388 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:04,125 Well, I feel like maybe we should all have dinner tonight. 389 00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:07,000 - With Tess? - Yes, with Tess. 390 00:17:07,541 --> 00:17:09,875 Where would you suggest I put her? 391 00:17:10,791 --> 00:17:13,125 I don't know. Wherever you got her from. 392 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,000 Um… 393 00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:17,416 Okay, well, uh, that… yeah. 394 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,416 I feel like that's a good idea. 395 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:25,375 We were very awkward in front of the kids, and we should normalize it. 396 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:29,625 Great. I feel like 7:30, my place. 397 00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:31,166 I feel like that works. 398 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,500 Yeah. 7:30, your house. 399 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:34,875 Cool. I feel like I'm gonna have a couple of your muffins. 400 00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:38,625 Okay, I feel like you really like my muffins. 401 00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:47,291 We're just gonna have this one dinner, okay? 402 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:50,041 And then we're gonna start our usual traditions. 403 00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,500 I just wanna talk to you guys. 404 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:55,708 You know, this new phase of your parents' relationship 405 00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:58,500 might feel a little strange, right? 406 00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:00,500 - It's not. - Yeah, well… 407 00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:05,208 Seeing your dad with other people might be hard. 408 00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:08,708 I… I see him with other people, like, all the time though. 409 00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:10,000 - Me too. - What? No. 410 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,958 - I mean with someone other than me. - Oh. 411 00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:14,958 Your dad and I haven't changed at all. 412 00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:17,333 We're the same people. We believe in the same things. 413 00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:20,125 We just believe in them from different households. 414 00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:27,750 - You gotta be kidding me. - Wow. 415 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:31,375 Mm. That's good. So, what do you guys think of the house? 416 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,583 I've always wanted to go nuts at Christmas. 417 00:18:33,666 --> 00:18:35,041 Congratulations. 418 00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:37,708 I can hear the polar ice caps melting. 419 00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:40,916 This is so "Yum, scrum, stick it in my tum." 420 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,958 I exist on takeout. I love it. I can't cook. 421 00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,041 This is yummy. 422 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,500 - Yeah. - Thank you. 423 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,750 Wow, you, um, you really love cucumbers. 424 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,833 Oh, no, it's Betty. He hates them. 425 00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:55,375 Sorry, just out of curiosity, why do you call each other Betty and Al? 426 00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:58,583 I'll go. Well, she was the first environmentalist that I've ever met, 427 00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:03,000 and I just kept calling her Al because of Al Gore. 428 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,500 - Oh. - Yeah. 429 00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:07,666 And there's that Paul Simon song, you know. 430 00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:09,708 ♪ You can call me Betty ♪ 431 00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:11,708 ♪ And Betty, when you call me ♪ 432 00:19:11,791 --> 00:19:14,791 ♪ Call me Al ♪ 433 00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,500 Hey. You have a nice voice. 434 00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:21,000 Anyway, we got carried away, and, um, it stuck. 435 00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,333 - It's stupid. - No! I think it's really sweet. 436 00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:26,458 I once had a boyfriend I used to call "The Missile," you know. 437 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:29,208 But that is just because 438 00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:32,666 he, uh, used to work in the, um, the Air Force. 439 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,166 - Yes. - Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. 440 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:37,750 Anyway, I have to say, I… I think you're both amazing. 441 00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:41,625 I have a strict no-contact policy with any of my exes. 442 00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:44,958 Truly, it's just ghost, unfollow, delete, repeat. 443 00:19:45,041 --> 00:19:48,000 - Just gone, you know? - That's awesome. Good to know. Yeah. 444 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,250 Are you trying to get rid of me? 445 00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,625 - No. - No? 446 00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:53,625 - No. - You want me to leave? 447 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,916 No. I'm happy you're here. 448 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,166 - Um, how's that ankle? - Oh, my ankle's fine. 449 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:02,458 Yeah, it's completely healed since before Thanksgiving. Yeah. 450 00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:04,791 - You've been dating since Thanksgiving? - Kind of. 451 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:07,250 Not dating. Just talking. 452 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,208 - Yeah, but a lot. - A lot. 453 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,500 Like, a lot, a lot. Like, talking hours and hours every day, 454 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,541 and so, you know, when Everett first invited me here, 455 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:19,375 I thought it was a little bit weird, but, um, I don't know. 456 00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:21,625 I just knew I needed to make it happen. 457 00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:26,000 Yes, and she has been running her empire from my kitchen table ever since. 458 00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:27,250 Empire? 459 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:32,125 Oh, well, it's, uh, a global nonprofit. I help women start their own businesses. 460 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:35,208 Just trying to, uh, make a difference. 461 00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,833 Oh, wow. That's so cool. How did you get into that? 462 00:20:37,916 --> 00:20:39,583 Oh God. It's a long story, 463 00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:41,166 but I think the best advice is 464 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:44,208 just find something you love and really stay focused. 465 00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:45,500 Just eyes on the prize. 466 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,541 See all distractions as a derailment. 467 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:50,541 It's all in my, um… TED Talk. 468 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,166 - There it is. - Wow. 469 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,458 It's true. I mean, the other day, 470 00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:57,166 I was dreaming about unclogging this drain, 471 00:20:57,250 --> 00:21:00,041 and I wanted to quit, but I just kept going, 472 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:04,125 and you know what? I do think that I made a huge difference 473 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:06,083 in that shower's life. 474 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:09,958 I remember now. Everett said that you are a, um… a handywoman. 475 00:21:10,041 --> 00:21:13,791 Right? Or handy… person? Sorry. What do you call yourself, Kate? 476 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:17,166 Uh, mostly embarrassed, Tess. 477 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,041 - Hey, stop. No, no. - No. 478 00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:22,250 Al is literally the glue that holds Winterlight together. 479 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,166 For sure. 480 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,750 I mean, I don't know what this town would be without her. 481 00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:30,666 Sorry, but the way you say "this town" is just so charming. 482 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:33,875 It makes me feel like I'm in one of those American movies. 483 00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:37,541 You know, big-city girl comes to a charming wintry town, falls in love. 484 00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:39,291 A bit like The Holiday, you know? 485 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:43,250 Although, except in… in that movie, the ex-wife was, uh, dead. 486 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,458 Uh, but… but you are not dead, 487 00:21:45,541 --> 00:21:48,458 and thank God because that would be bloody awful, 488 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,041 and I would hate that. 489 00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:51,625 And… and… and I, uh… 490 00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:54,166 Yeah, I think I should just probably stop speaking now. 491 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:56,166 - That's okay. It's okay. - Sorry! 492 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:59,166 - So you live in New York? - I have a penthouse in New York. 493 00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:02,916 And a lovely flat over in London whenever I have to zip across the pond, 494 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,916 which, by the way, you can always borrow. 495 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,875 Yeah, it has an amazing location. 496 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,750 It's, like, two blocks from Leadenhall Market, 497 00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:13,250 where, of course, you know, that's where they filmed… 498 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,333 - Diagon Alley. - Yes. 499 00:22:15,416 --> 00:22:17,666 - What? - I knew you'd like that. 500 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:21,458 - I mean, what? Did you get to go on set? - I did. Several times, actually, yeah. 501 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:24,333 The producers are friends from school, so I'm very lucky. 502 00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:27,208 Wow. Five points for Hufflepuff. 503 00:22:27,291 --> 00:22:30,625 - Yeah. Thank you very much, wizard. - Oh! 504 00:22:30,708 --> 00:22:33,833 Spoiler, Tess knows everybody, and she's done everything. 505 00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:37,000 Well, except spend Christmas with a handsome doctor 506 00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:39,041 and his fabulous kids. 507 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:42,583 And that is when they're not with you, of course, as they should be. 508 00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:48,958 Yeah. Actually, um, we're gonna be doing a lot of special, some say unusual, 509 00:22:49,041 --> 00:22:50,458 holiday traditions. 510 00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:52,166 We can… we can do them too 511 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:56,375 'cause I've moved all of my appointments to early morning, so we're free and clear. 512 00:22:57,291 --> 00:22:59,416 That's a shame. Uh, well, that's wonderful. 513 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:02,375 But tomorrow morning, bright and early, 514 00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:05,916 I have a very special surprise for the kids, so you'll miss that. 515 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,375 I'm very excited. 516 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,541 Ta-da! 517 00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:35,250 New tradition! 518 00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:37,208 This is more than a tree farm. 519 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:39,458 They have a train. 520 00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:41,166 They have hot cider. 521 00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:42,791 - Pictures with Santa. - Pictures? 522 00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:46,250 No. Pictures with Santa? What are we, five? 523 00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:49,458 It's ironic. All the teenagers are doing it. 524 00:23:49,541 --> 00:23:52,208 Hashtag lighten up. It's Christmas. 525 00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:55,000 And we had to do this at eight o'clock in the morning? 526 00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:58,041 We wanna get the best tree. Beat the crowds. 527 00:23:58,125 --> 00:24:02,583 You said you wanted a normal Christmas. I'm bringing the normal! Yeah. 528 00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:06,458 So we're gonna find a tree, and it's gonna be fun! 529 00:24:06,541 --> 00:24:07,750 Is it, though? 530 00:24:08,708 --> 00:24:12,833 Gabe, think of it like a scavenger hunt. You love scavenger hunts. 531 00:24:12,916 --> 00:24:16,875 Find a tree that has a good shape with room around the branches. 532 00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:18,833 - Like that one? - Done. 533 00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:21,208 I don't understand. 534 00:24:21,291 --> 00:24:24,291 You always wanted to come pick out a tree in real life. 535 00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:25,791 Uh, bring me a cider. 536 00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:28,625 Ooh, yeah, me too. Thanks, Mom! 537 00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:32,083 I can stay if you want. 538 00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:35,250 Okay… 539 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,458 Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas. 540 00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:48,250 Merry Christmas. Can you help me with my tree? 541 00:24:48,333 --> 00:24:50,791 That depends. Have you been naughty or nice? 542 00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:52,791 Santa will help either way. He's just curious. 543 00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:53,916 Uh… 544 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,916 How about nice if you help me and naughty if you don't. 545 00:24:58,500 --> 00:24:59,708 Santa likes this answer. 546 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:04,375 We're getting a living Christmas tree. We don't get a lot of customers for that. 547 00:25:04,458 --> 00:25:05,583 You should promote them. 548 00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:09,958 A living tree can sequester hundreds of pounds of carbon in its lifetime. 549 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,041 They're awesome. 550 00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:14,333 That is awesome. Santa thinks you're the prettiest tree lover he's seen. 551 00:25:14,416 --> 00:25:17,125 - Oh. Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 552 00:25:17,208 --> 00:25:18,291 Um, so, 553 00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:20,916 are you gonna continue to speak in the third person 554 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,500 this entire conversation? 555 00:25:22,583 --> 00:25:24,666 No, no, no, because my name isn't Santa, 556 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:28,375 so technically, Santa isn't speaking to you in the third person. 557 00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:32,166 Chet Moore. Recent transplant from Portsmouth. It got way too bougie. 558 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:34,791 Uh, Kate Holden. Uh… 559 00:25:35,916 --> 00:25:38,375 - What are you doing? - Checking for a wedding ring. 560 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:40,166 You're hitting on me? 561 00:25:40,250 --> 00:25:42,583 Yeah. You're smart, funny, beautiful, and apparently single, 562 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,958 which, why that is… go figure, huh? 563 00:25:45,041 --> 00:25:47,166 - How old are you? - Twenty-eight. 564 00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:49,708 - Same age as you. - You're good. 565 00:25:49,791 --> 00:25:50,666 Thanks. 566 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,291 Yeah, I tried Krav Maga. It wasn't for me. A little too violent. 567 00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:56,791 - Oh. - Yeah. 568 00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:58,666 - Huh. - So I got into yoga instead. 569 00:25:58,750 --> 00:25:59,833 - Okay. - Yeah. 570 00:25:59,916 --> 00:26:01,958 - Yeah. - Thank you. 571 00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:03,916 No problem. I actually, um, 572 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,083 I hang outdoor Christmas lights, jumpstart dead batteries, 573 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,500 even have my own snowplow if you need anything like that. 574 00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:11,958 - Oh, triple threat. - Yeah. 575 00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:14,625 - Well, thank you for helping me. - Uh-huh. 576 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:17,833 Well, you could let me thank you by letting me take you out to dinner. 577 00:26:17,916 --> 00:26:19,833 Oh. 578 00:26:19,916 --> 00:26:23,375 And, uh, cheat on Mrs. Claus? I couldn't let you do that. 579 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:26,083 No. We're in an open relationship. It's totally fine. 580 00:26:26,166 --> 00:26:29,375 If she doesn't know, it won't hurt her. 581 00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:31,625 Here's my card. Uh, call me sometime. 582 00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:33,625 That's my number. I wear a lot of hats. 583 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:34,666 - "Chet Moore." - Yeah. 584 00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:36,708 "I wear a lot of hats." 585 00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:37,625 That's me. 586 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:38,625 - Bye. - See ya. 587 00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:39,958 - Thank you. - Uh-huh. 588 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,208 - Bye, Mom. - Where are you going? 589 00:26:50,291 --> 00:26:52,708 Oh, we were gonna go meet Dad and Tess downtown. 590 00:26:52,791 --> 00:26:55,583 - But it's time for origami. - Can we do origami later? 591 00:26:55,666 --> 00:26:59,500 Dad never takes time off, and we don't wanna miss it, so… 592 00:26:59,583 --> 00:27:02,250 Um, yeah. That's fine. 593 00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:03,833 - Go have fun. - Bye, Mom. 594 00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:05,166 - Ooh, Bye. - Bye. 595 00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:13,000 I can't believe Everett took time off of work. 596 00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:15,416 Yeah. So apparently, it is possible. 597 00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:19,041 I am gonna make a fortune on this commission. 598 00:27:19,125 --> 00:27:21,833 It's my nephew's drone. He's got, like, two brain cells. 599 00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:25,750 - I figure, if he can do it, so can I. - Oh… let's see about that. 600 00:27:25,833 --> 00:27:27,250 Whoa. Watch out! 601 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:28,791 - Sorry. Sorry. - Good God, woman! 602 00:27:28,875 --> 00:27:31,541 Stay down. Stay down. I'm trying. I'm trying. 603 00:27:31,625 --> 00:27:33,416 - Oh my God. - Oh! Oh. 604 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:36,666 Remember when I started my business and he wouldn't take a few mornings off 605 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:37,666 to watch the kids? 606 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:40,958 So I insulated an entire attic wearing Gabe in a sling. 607 00:27:41,041 --> 00:27:42,750 Oh, I do. It was my attic. 608 00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:45,666 You have a freakish amount of solar panels on your house. 609 00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:47,375 If a storm hit right now, 610 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,500 I have enough energy stored in the battery... 611 00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:50,875 - Watch out! - Oh! 612 00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:52,666 Sorry. Sorry. 613 00:27:53,458 --> 00:27:55,291 Sorry! I'm sorry! 614 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:57,500 Good God, woman! 615 00:27:59,291 --> 00:28:01,541 Okay. I'll do better. I'll do better. 616 00:28:01,625 --> 00:28:04,541 Some think you're hoarding enough power to light up Times Square. 617 00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:05,625 Well, maybe I am. 618 00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:10,291 Goddammit! What is wrong with you? 619 00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:14,791 Okay. Okay, I got it. Nope, crushed. 620 00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:18,750 Dad and Tess took us shopping. 621 00:28:19,791 --> 00:28:20,833 What? 622 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:25,541 Yeah, oh, and I got this cute little jumper. 623 00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:27,708 Oh, hey, Mom, look. Check all this out, huh? 624 00:28:27,791 --> 00:28:30,625 Brand-new pants, brand-new coat to match. 625 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:33,416 I don't think I've had anything matching, like, ever. 626 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:37,916 - And did I mention new? - Yeah. Also, new, no holes, and it fits. 627 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,750 Okay… …but the clothes I bought you were not rags, 628 00:28:41,833 --> 00:28:45,041 they didn't have holes, and they fit you. 629 00:28:45,125 --> 00:28:47,041 They were just gently used, 630 00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:49,583 which you know is so much better for the Earth. 631 00:28:49,666 --> 00:28:52,750 Oh, Mom, Tess also said that I could intern for her company. 632 00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:56,208 Yeah. She said that I have the leadership qualities she looks for. 633 00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:59,375 You are a leader. I've told you that. 634 00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:01,541 - And look what I got. - What's that? 635 00:29:01,625 --> 00:29:03,125 It's a pocket fireplace. Look. 636 00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:06,916 Fire on. Fire off. Fire on. Fire off. 637 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,500 Fire on. Fire off. 638 00:29:08,583 --> 00:29:09,625 We get it. 639 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:10,791 I feel like a dragon. 640 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:11,958 Ugh… 641 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:17,291 - Oh, that's Dad and Tess. - Wait, you just got home. 642 00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:19,583 - We're gonna sled at Mad Mountain. - I need shoes. 643 00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:21,208 I'm so excited! 644 00:29:21,291 --> 00:29:24,666 - I don't trust you with fire. - I am so excited! 645 00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:25,583 Ah! 646 00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:27,541 I'm fine! I'm fine! 647 00:29:36,833 --> 00:29:38,625 Aw. Hi, Kate. 648 00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:43,250 - That's precious. - Yeah, it's precious. 649 00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:48,291 And when it falls apart in a week, we can just throw it into a landfill. 650 00:29:49,416 --> 00:29:50,708 Whoa! 651 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,500 Hey, what is… what… what is wrong with you? 652 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,625 Well, Everett, 653 00:29:57,666 --> 00:30:00,666 I feel upset 654 00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:04,791 that I have spent their entire lives 655 00:30:04,875 --> 00:30:06,541 working to make Christmas 656 00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:09,916 more than an opportunity to be materialistic. 657 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:13,041 Well, I feel like you got a Christmas tree without me. 658 00:30:13,125 --> 00:30:17,208 And I feel like I don't have to run things by you. 659 00:30:17,291 --> 00:30:19,208 It's this, "I feel, I feel." 660 00:30:20,291 --> 00:30:22,166 Ugh! I hate "I feel" s! 661 00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:23,458 - Hey. - Hey. 662 00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:25,708 Hey, uh, so we'll be back for dinner. 663 00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:28,833 Okay, um, but when… when… when are we gonna do origami? 664 00:30:28,916 --> 00:30:30,083 We'll do it later. 665 00:30:31,125 --> 00:30:34,000 Okay. Have fun. 666 00:30:35,791 --> 00:30:39,041 Take the clothes back! 667 00:30:39,125 --> 00:30:40,833 Take the tree back. 668 00:30:40,916 --> 00:30:44,291 Take the clothes back! 669 00:30:44,375 --> 00:30:46,625 - You take the tree back. - Take those clothes back! 670 00:30:48,416 --> 00:30:51,041 You do the clothes. I'll do the tree. 671 00:30:52,416 --> 00:30:54,875 Have fun. 672 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:01,708 He would never do this on his own. 673 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:05,541 He's dating Satan Claus. 674 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:07,916 It's diabolical. 675 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,916 She's using fun against you. 676 00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:14,166 I'm fun. 677 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:17,666 What? 678 00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:20,291 I can be fun. 679 00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:24,458 I'll show them fun. 680 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:28,000 You know who else I bet is fun? Chet. 681 00:31:35,083 --> 00:31:39,208 Oh, could this place be any more adorable? 682 00:31:39,291 --> 00:31:41,083 Wow. Oh, look! 683 00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:43,541 - Hey! - Hey! 684 00:31:43,625 --> 00:31:46,333 What's up? Ha-ha! Yeah! 685 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:49,583 - Well, hey! - Hey. 686 00:31:49,666 --> 00:31:51,416 Al, what are you doing here? 687 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,208 Oh, I'm on a date. 688 00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:54,791 This guy. 689 00:31:54,875 --> 00:31:56,708 - Meet Chet. - 'Sup? 690 00:31:56,791 --> 00:31:58,000 You're on a date. 691 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:01,041 With him. With a person named Chet, huh? 692 00:32:01,125 --> 00:32:03,333 Everett. 693 00:32:03,416 --> 00:32:06,625 Uh, you're the guy who was at the Christmas tree farm, right? 694 00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:09,375 - Yeah. - Oh! Yo, what's up? 695 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,125 My man. 696 00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:13,208 - Okay. - Oh. 697 00:32:13,291 --> 00:32:14,458 - Okay. - Babe. 698 00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:15,708 - Okay. - Oh yeah. 699 00:32:15,791 --> 00:32:17,083 - Babe. - Crazy. 700 00:32:17,166 --> 00:32:18,500 - Oh God. Okay. - Sorry. 701 00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,833 - I think I'm next. - What's up, man? Hi. 702 00:32:20,916 --> 00:32:22,666 You know what I'm saying? 703 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:23,916 Ohh… 704 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:24,916 Oh! 705 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,166 Wow, you're so strong. 706 00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:28,875 Yeah. He's really strong. 707 00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:31,375 I got a little something for you. Chet Moore. 708 00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:32,833 I wear a lot of hats. 709 00:32:32,916 --> 00:32:34,875 "Chet Moore. I wear a lot of hats." 710 00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:37,791 - Yeah. He wears a lot of hats. - So many. 711 00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:40,750 Right there. You wrote it on there, huh? 712 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:42,958 - Both sides. - Oh yeah. 713 00:32:43,041 --> 00:32:44,583 Chet's really fun. Do something fun. 714 00:32:44,666 --> 00:32:46,958 Should I do the thing with the… You know? With the… 715 00:32:47,041 --> 00:32:48,166 - Yeah, do it. - Okay. 716 00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:53,500 Pow, pow. Pow, pow. Pow, pow, pow, pow! 717 00:32:53,583 --> 00:32:55,041 - You do that. You do it. - Yeah. 718 00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:58,916 It's like there's a family of beavers playing under there. 719 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,166 Mom, are you okay? 720 00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:02,583 - I've never been better. - Crrrh! Crrh! 721 00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:04,500 Let's sled. 722 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,625 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 723 00:33:05,708 --> 00:33:08,625 - Okay. - Let's do that. Let's go sliding. 724 00:33:08,708 --> 00:33:10,875 You're going on that one? All right, babe. See you later. 725 00:33:15,750 --> 00:33:17,125 So where's Chet? 726 00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:19,958 Is he in a deep conversation with a tree? 727 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:24,583 Where's Tess? On a fake Zoom with the UN? 728 00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:25,958 How are you even mad? 729 00:33:26,041 --> 00:33:28,500 I took time off of work to be with our kids. 730 00:33:28,583 --> 00:33:31,666 Which you never did before. 731 00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:33,875 I bet you're not even working on Christmas Eve. 732 00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:36,916 I am. It's the busiest night of the year. You know this. 733 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,583 For people who eat too much 734 00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:40,708 and could easily go to the doctor in Newberry. 735 00:33:40,791 --> 00:33:43,166 This is Winterlight, okay? 736 00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:46,125 - It's not… You're not at Johns Hopkins. - Oh no. Not again. 737 00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:50,500 Maybe if you weren't so obsessed with your own career… 738 00:33:50,583 --> 00:33:53,583 - Playing all the greatest hits! - …maybe I could've had a career of my own! 739 00:33:53,666 --> 00:33:56,166 - But no. You dragged me to this tiny town. - I didn't… 740 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:58,333 I didn't drag you. Okay? 741 00:33:58,416 --> 00:34:02,291 I brought you to the place I love the most because you're the person I love the most. 742 00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,625 Loved. 743 00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:08,833 You know what I mean. 744 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,958 I always know what you mean. 745 00:34:11,666 --> 00:34:13,000 It's annoying. 746 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:15,708 Oh. 747 00:34:17,916 --> 00:34:19,416 There she goes. 748 00:34:19,916 --> 00:34:21,250 She was a good sled. 749 00:34:22,875 --> 00:34:24,416 Well, you're in luck. 750 00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:27,541 Come on. 751 00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:29,416 I'll give you a ride. 752 00:34:30,791 --> 00:34:32,708 Your chariot, my dear. 753 00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:34,666 I should steer. 754 00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:38,166 Why do you have to control everything? Huh? Just sit. 755 00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:41,750 Fine. 756 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,291 But don't touch anything. 757 00:34:44,375 --> 00:34:47,666 Mm… I can't make any promises. 758 00:34:48,416 --> 00:34:49,916 - Oh! - Ah. All right. 759 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,000 There are several inches of coat between my arms and anything. 760 00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:55,041 Oh. 761 00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:57,291 - There we go. - Really? I feel something. 762 00:34:57,375 --> 00:34:58,625 Pay no attention to that. 763 00:34:58,708 --> 00:34:59,708 - Uh-huh. - Let's go. 764 00:34:59,791 --> 00:35:02,791 Oh, hey, look. There's Mom and Dad sledding together. 765 00:35:02,875 --> 00:35:03,958 Here we go. 766 00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:10,291 Wait. You're… you're making it go too fast! 767 00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:12,916 Oh wow. They're going really fast. 768 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,041 Yeah, and he's, like, really grabbing on to her. Jesus. 769 00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:18,583 - I can't control gravity. - You're gonna hit Nigel! 770 00:35:18,666 --> 00:35:21,250 - Out of the way! - Nigel! 771 00:35:21,333 --> 00:35:23,666 - Out of the way! - Oh God! 772 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:25,541 - Nigel's down. - You're gonna go over the thing! 773 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:27,166 - Nigel's down! - We're gonna go over! 774 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,416 - Oh my God! Let go. - Let go? 775 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,833 - Let go! Bail! - What do you mean? 776 00:35:29,916 --> 00:35:32,000 Bail! Now! 777 00:35:33,208 --> 00:35:35,000 God. 778 00:35:35,083 --> 00:35:36,208 - Ow. - You okay? 779 00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:38,375 Oh. Yeah, I'm… I'm fine. 780 00:35:38,458 --> 00:35:41,000 No. No, no, no, you're not… you're not fine. 781 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:43,458 - I know you better than that. - Okay. 782 00:35:43,958 --> 00:35:45,000 Oh… 783 00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:47,500 - Jesus. - Oh boy. 784 00:35:51,625 --> 00:35:53,416 See that? It's gonna be cold. 785 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,875 - Here you go. Ready? - Yeah. 786 00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:57,833 Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 787 00:35:57,916 --> 00:35:59,458 Okay, breathe in. 788 00:35:59,541 --> 00:36:01,791 Good. Breathe out. 789 00:36:04,708 --> 00:36:06,583 Time of death, 3:58. 790 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:10,333 No, you're good. Nothing's broken. Probably just a little bruising. 791 00:36:10,416 --> 00:36:14,041 - I told you I was fine. - I'm sorry. I should've listened to you. 792 00:36:14,125 --> 00:36:16,791 You have so much more medical experience than I do. 793 00:36:17,916 --> 00:36:20,666 Well, I was married to a doctor. 794 00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:25,208 God, you're pretty. 795 00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:27,208 Betty? 796 00:36:27,291 --> 00:36:28,500 Yeah, Al? 797 00:36:32,708 --> 00:36:35,000 Can you take your hand out from under my sweater? 798 00:36:35,083 --> 00:36:36,958 Oh, yeah. Sure. 799 00:36:37,041 --> 00:36:39,833 - Uh… - Hey, this zipper is just stuck a little. 800 00:36:39,916 --> 00:36:41,000 Anybody want food? 801 00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:43,375 - Yeah. I'm starving. - She's good. She's good. 802 00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:44,791 - Wait up! - I got you. 803 00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:46,875 - Chet, here. - Yep. 804 00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:48,583 Here we go. 805 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,000 Hmm. 806 00:36:57,958 --> 00:36:58,833 Something wrong? 807 00:36:59,416 --> 00:37:03,208 - Yes. Several things, actually. - Okay. 808 00:37:03,291 --> 00:37:05,458 I lost my AirPods in the snow 809 00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:08,125 and broke my sled, and they said they can't fix it. 810 00:37:08,208 --> 00:37:12,541 Well, I can't do much about your AirPods, but I can try and fix your sled. 811 00:37:12,625 --> 00:37:15,416 I might have a screw in here. Hang on. 812 00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:23,875 Ah! You're in luck. 813 00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:24,958 No way. 814 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,833 You… you go sledding with a screwdriver? 815 00:37:28,916 --> 00:37:31,250 I go everywhere with a screwdriver. 816 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,541 Um… 817 00:37:33,041 --> 00:37:37,541 There is, uh, one other thing you could, uh, perhaps help me with. 818 00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:40,166 - What's that? - Well, I, um… 819 00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:43,666 I basically just started seeing this guy, 820 00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:49,333 and, uh, I just watched him get very cozy with his… ex-wife. 821 00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:51,875 Oh that? No. 822 00:37:52,625 --> 00:37:53,625 No. 823 00:37:54,375 --> 00:37:57,208 I hit the ground really hard, and he's my doctor. 824 00:37:57,291 --> 00:37:59,000 It was strictly professional, 825 00:37:59,083 --> 00:38:01,750 his hand being up my shirt. 826 00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:04,666 - Mm. - Yeah. You have nothing to worry about. 827 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:08,666 Though I do just have one burning personal question. 828 00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:09,583 What's that? 829 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:12,291 Forgive me, but 830 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:15,125 how did you let him get away? 831 00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:19,291 - Oh, like... - Hey, guys, guys, uh, how many? 832 00:38:19,375 --> 00:38:20,541 Uh, two? 833 00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:23,041 - I'll take the lot! - Sir Gandalf. 834 00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:26,166 - It's Harry Potter. - Yeah, I don't know what that is. 835 00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:29,875 Uh… Oh, August. What are you doing? You work here? 836 00:38:29,958 --> 00:38:31,041 Yeah, seasonal. 837 00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:33,750 I'm a middle-school principal, Doc, not Jeff Bezos. 838 00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:34,708 Oh. 839 00:38:34,791 --> 00:38:36,875 I loved him in The Fly, man. That was great. 840 00:38:37,375 --> 00:38:38,916 That's Jeff Goldblum. 841 00:38:39,416 --> 00:38:40,708 - Right. Same guy. - Sorry. 842 00:38:41,208 --> 00:38:45,541 No. Um, okay, so I'm gonna do five ciders, five dogs. Only mustard. 843 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:47,458 Sounds good, and for Kate's new man? 844 00:38:47,541 --> 00:38:50,916 Ooh. Uh, I will take… I'll take two ciders. I'll take two veggie dogs. 845 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,083 But I want them extra crispy. Really crispy. Make me think it's meat. 846 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,750 Yeah, that's not Kate's new man. 847 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,000 - No? - No. 848 00:38:57,083 --> 00:39:00,708 No, I… I wouldn't mind the title. How'd you let that one get away? 849 00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:03,000 I didn't let him get away. 850 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,666 It was my idea. 851 00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:08,750 Sorry, so you broke up with him after he Clooneyed? 852 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,791 He didn't Clooney. Wait, what is that? 853 00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:16,416 Everett's smart and kind and funny and successful. He's a… a family man. 854 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:20,750 He's a doctor who also happens to be a stone-cold fox. 855 00:39:20,833 --> 00:39:23,041 I mean, he is a unicorn. 856 00:39:23,125 --> 00:39:24,833 He's a Clooney. A Clooney-corn. 857 00:39:24,916 --> 00:39:27,791 - Can you stop saying "Clooney," please? - Sorry. 858 00:39:27,875 --> 00:39:31,000 Kate's smart. Kate's beautiful. Kate's got this adorable laugh. 859 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:34,833 Kate's got a power drill that goes through any kind of material you can find. 860 00:39:34,916 --> 00:39:36,083 Stop saying "Kate." 861 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:38,291 He was married to his job. 862 00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:42,375 Did he tell you he spent all his time away from home 863 00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:43,666 at the practice? 864 00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:47,458 Yes. He said he missed electricity and toilet paper. 865 00:39:47,541 --> 00:39:48,625 That's ridiculous. 866 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:51,958 - We had electricity and toilet paper. - That's not what he said. 867 00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:55,250 I mean, she cared more about her compost pile than her marriage. 868 00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:56,250 Mm. 869 00:39:56,875 --> 00:40:00,125 Does that feel reflective of your marriage itself? 870 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,208 That's interesting. 871 00:40:03,708 --> 00:40:06,833 What's more interesting is Kate felt brave enough to share with me 872 00:40:06,916 --> 00:40:09,416 that you worked on her birthday and missed anniversaries 873 00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:10,833 on more than one occasion. 874 00:40:11,416 --> 00:40:13,208 - She said that? - Yeah. 875 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:22,000 He also said there was some five-minute shower rule 876 00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:24,208 and that you make your own toothpaste? 877 00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:26,625 No one takes showers for more than five minutes 878 00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:28,125 unless you're a dick. 879 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:31,208 And he said he liked my cinnamon toothpaste. 880 00:40:31,291 --> 00:40:32,208 Kate. 881 00:40:33,041 --> 00:40:35,666 No one likes cinnamon toothpaste. 882 00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:36,916 I don't know. 883 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,416 I… I guess she lost interest in trying to make it work. 884 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:43,458 - I'm sorry, that sounds really painful. - Oh! Yeah, it hurts. 885 00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,208 How'd that make you feel? 886 00:40:47,791 --> 00:40:49,458 - Lonely. - Mm. 887 00:40:49,541 --> 00:40:51,166 Yeah, I felt really alone. 888 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:56,166 And maybe I nagged at him about the kids and the house 889 00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:57,958 and about never being there 890 00:40:58,041 --> 00:41:01,041 but my giving up everything for him. 891 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:05,500 I guess he just lost interest in making it work. 892 00:41:05,583 --> 00:41:08,041 Would it have killed you to spend a little more time with her? 893 00:41:08,125 --> 00:41:10,625 Would it have killed you to have gotten him an indoor grill? 894 00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:14,458 Here. 895 00:41:15,916 --> 00:41:17,333 Thank you. Thank you. 896 00:41:17,416 --> 00:41:20,750 And… and by the way, you know, no judgment or complaint from me. 897 00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:22,958 You know, your loss is my gain. 898 00:41:23,041 --> 00:41:24,541 Your loss is my gain. 899 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:35,958 {\an8}Bye, guys. Thank you. Come back soon. 900 00:41:36,041 --> 00:41:38,666 Maybe buy something next time. That would be nice. 901 00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:41,750 Oh, Katie! Katie! Come here. Come here, honey. 902 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,833 Tell me, do these guys look like they're gathered around a campfire 903 00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:47,458 or like they're having a séance? 904 00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:51,958 Oh, honey. I can change it. We can do something else. 905 00:41:52,041 --> 00:41:54,083 - I've lost my children. - What?! 906 00:41:54,166 --> 00:41:55,791 What are you saying? 907 00:41:55,875 --> 00:41:58,208 - Daryl, calm down. - Did you hear what she said? 908 00:41:58,291 --> 00:41:59,541 - I did. - What did she say? 909 00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:01,416 Breathe. I don't want you to pass out 910 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,958 and smash your head on a crock pot or something. 911 00:42:04,041 --> 00:42:07,666 Why don't you go do a stock check? It always makes you feel better. 912 00:42:07,750 --> 00:42:10,000 I'm gonna do a stock check. Always makes me feel better. 913 00:42:10,083 --> 00:42:12,250 Okay, yeah, yeah. Just a minute. 914 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:13,791 Katie, here you go. 915 00:42:13,875 --> 00:42:15,416 Okay. 916 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:17,791 All right. All right. Tell Mikey all about it. 917 00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:23,791 Tess and Everett took the kids on a luxury snowmobiling adventure. 918 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:26,000 Well, I'm sure they're gonna return them. 919 00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:30,208 They like her more than me. 920 00:42:30,291 --> 00:42:32,208 Oh, ridiculous. 921 00:42:32,291 --> 00:42:35,583 It's like… it's like the Christmas fairy came to town. 922 00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:37,250 What? The… the Christmas fairy? 923 00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:40,166 Yeah, and she's sprinkling them 924 00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:44,583 with materialistic consumer magic. 925 00:42:44,666 --> 00:42:46,958 Oh, whatever. I don't know. 926 00:42:47,625 --> 00:42:49,833 I thought our Christmas was special. 927 00:42:49,916 --> 00:42:51,333 You know, Katie, uh, 928 00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:53,833 I don't think this is about Tess at all. 929 00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:56,875 - Huh? - Ending a marriage is very hard. 930 00:42:56,958 --> 00:42:59,583 And you two still have a lotta love for each other. 931 00:42:59,666 --> 00:43:01,708 We drive each other crazy. 932 00:43:01,791 --> 00:43:03,208 Oh. 933 00:43:03,708 --> 00:43:05,333 Daryl drives me crazy. 934 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,375 For example, 935 00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:11,291 he cannot keep track of his damn car keys. 936 00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:12,541 - Oh. - What is that? 937 00:43:12,625 --> 00:43:14,250 I don't know. 938 00:43:14,333 --> 00:43:17,416 But we both know what the end of the day should look like. 939 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:20,875 Us in our La-Z-Boys, beers in hand, 940 00:43:20,958 --> 00:43:24,375 enjoying a little Gayle King, the two of us touching toes. 941 00:43:24,458 --> 00:43:26,541 That's so beautiful. 942 00:43:26,625 --> 00:43:27,500 It is. 943 00:43:27,583 --> 00:43:30,875 I never even wanted to get divorced. 944 00:43:30,958 --> 00:43:34,125 And now look. I don't have Everett or my kids. 945 00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:36,666 Katie, you're a wonderful mother. 946 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:37,791 I am? 947 00:43:37,875 --> 00:43:40,666 And Gabriel and Sienna, they're… they're normal kids. 948 00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,791 They're hypnotized by shiny objects. 949 00:43:42,875 --> 00:43:46,125 But trust me, that will pass. 950 00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:47,916 - It will? - Oh yes. 951 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,416 - Really? - Yes. 952 00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:53,583 In a couple of days, it'll be Christmas and presents. 953 00:43:53,666 --> 00:43:54,500 Yes. 954 00:43:55,583 --> 00:43:57,541 I really need a win. 955 00:43:58,125 --> 00:43:59,416 Well, then… 956 00:44:01,583 --> 00:44:06,333 I think the undisputed champion of the Great Holden Gingerbread Bake Off 957 00:44:06,416 --> 00:44:10,041 should go home and dust off her rolling pin. 958 00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:11,166 Right. 959 00:44:11,250 --> 00:44:13,416 - Yes. - That's what I'm gonna do. 960 00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:15,000 - Yes! - Yes. 961 00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:16,083 - Yes. - Yes. 962 00:44:16,166 --> 00:44:18,791 - Yes. - Okay. Thank you, Mike! 963 00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:23,750 You still listening, Daryl? 964 00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:25,875 I wasn't listening. That was really nice. 965 00:44:25,958 --> 00:44:26,916 Yeah. 966 00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:32,500 {\an8}Oh, I'm so happy we're doing this together. 967 00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:33,750 How's it coming? 968 00:44:33,833 --> 00:44:35,125 It's going pretty good. 969 00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:37,125 Good. Why isn't Nigel helping you? 970 00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:39,416 Oh, he's in there playing an online Quidditch match. 971 00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:41,416 - Why? Is there another kind? - Shut up. 972 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:44,333 Look, at least he's committed, so you gotta respect that. 973 00:44:44,416 --> 00:44:45,833 - Oh, thank you. - Yeah. 974 00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:47,833 I wish everyone did. 975 00:44:47,916 --> 00:44:50,708 - Sweetie, I like Nigel. - Mm-hmm. 976 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:52,083 I really do. 977 00:44:52,166 --> 00:44:55,333 But you are a very serious person, 978 00:44:55,416 --> 00:44:58,000 and you have a very bright future ahead of you. 979 00:44:58,083 --> 00:45:00,250 - Nigel, he's... - Fun. 980 00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:01,166 Silly. 981 00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:03,750 Nigel is exactly the vibe I need. 982 00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:06,958 - You totally underestimate him. - Pass it! Pass it! Yes! 983 00:45:07,041 --> 00:45:08,791 I've got it! Boom! 984 00:45:08,875 --> 00:45:10,666 I am Daniel Radcliffe. 985 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:13,041 He… he studied to be a chef. 986 00:45:13,125 --> 00:45:17,541 His parents own this cool little pub in a charming Yorkshire village. 987 00:45:17,625 --> 00:45:20,458 He starts work there this summer. I'm going to visit him. 988 00:45:20,541 --> 00:45:24,208 No, no, no. Small towns are like quicksand. Stay away. 989 00:45:24,291 --> 00:45:25,708 - Hello, family. - Hi. 990 00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:28,166 - Hello. - You met my sugar daddy? 991 00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:29,875 Yo. What's up, fam? 992 00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:33,916 - Oh. - I am the Notorious B.I.Gingerbread. 993 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,333 Yeah, you are. 994 00:45:38,625 --> 00:45:40,958 - I love these little straws. So good. - It's not a straw. 995 00:45:41,041 --> 00:45:43,250 - I don't know. - Oh, hello, Christmas. 996 00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:46,083 Well, hello, bartender. 997 00:45:46,166 --> 00:45:48,458 - I actually have that exact same outfit. - Do you? 998 00:45:48,541 --> 00:45:50,375 - Does it chafe in the back? - It does. 999 00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:53,416 - Right? It's crazy. - Hello. Sorry we're late. 1000 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,833 - Hi. - Someone didn't wanna come. 1001 00:45:55,916 --> 00:45:59,625 Everett! No, sorry. It's just that I don't know how to do this sort of thing, 1002 00:45:59,708 --> 00:46:01,916 and I don't really like to lose. 1003 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,250 So… …thank you for telling everyone. 1004 00:46:04,333 --> 00:46:06,916 Well, it's just fun. Not a competition. 1005 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,458 Brilliant. 1006 00:46:08,541 --> 00:46:11,875 Uh, okay, well, Tess and Everett, why don't you guys be right here? 1007 00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:13,166 - And Dads? - Mm? 1008 00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:14,291 Wait. Where's the house? 1009 00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:19,708 Actually, we left it in the store because, this year, we're going to be presenters. 1010 00:46:19,791 --> 00:46:21,958 Okay? I'm Noel Fielding 1011 00:46:22,041 --> 00:46:24,500 from… …The Great British Bake Off. 1012 00:46:24,583 --> 00:46:28,666 - Who are you? - I'm Jeff Probst from Survivor. 1013 00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:31,250 - Oh my God. I love that band. - Mm. 1014 00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:32,916 - They're so good. - One-hit wonders. 1015 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,625 Yeah. "Heat of the Moment"? Fantastic song. 1016 00:46:35,708 --> 00:46:36,541 - Okay. - Okay. 1017 00:46:36,625 --> 00:46:39,750 But you love making Gingerbread Holden's Hardware. 1018 00:46:39,833 --> 00:46:41,708 Less competition. 1019 00:46:43,583 --> 00:46:45,208 Okay. It's not a competition. 1020 00:46:45,291 --> 00:46:47,708 - It's not a competition. - It's not a competition. 1021 00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:50,041 - What was the wink-wink? - No, it's just fun. 1022 00:46:50,125 --> 00:46:52,041 - What was the wink? - It's fun. Nothing. 1023 00:46:52,625 --> 00:46:54,250 - Right there. Yeah. - Yeah? 1024 00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:57,041 It's missing a little space. That's perfect. That feels good. 1025 00:46:57,125 --> 00:46:59,083 - That's nice. That's really nice. - Okay. 1026 00:47:01,208 --> 00:47:02,666 God. 1027 00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:06,791 He's embarrassing himself flirting like that. 1028 00:47:06,875 --> 00:47:08,333 The kids are watching. 1029 00:47:08,916 --> 00:47:11,000 I think he's trying to make himself feel better 1030 00:47:11,083 --> 00:47:12,875 about losing the best thing he ever had. 1031 00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:14,750 I like you. 1032 00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:15,916 Talk more. 1033 00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:20,500 Well, uh… Well, do you wanna make him jealous? 1034 00:47:20,583 --> 00:47:23,000 Do I seem that immature? 1035 00:47:23,083 --> 00:47:26,000 No. No, no. Of course not. Maybe a little. Do you want to? 1036 00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:28,625 - No! - I'm gonna throw you on the counter. 1037 00:47:28,708 --> 00:47:31,458 - No, no. You definitely don't… - I think it's a great idea. 1038 00:47:31,541 --> 00:47:33,333 Go ahead and follow my lead there. 1039 00:47:33,416 --> 00:47:34,250 Yeah, fantastic. 1040 00:47:34,333 --> 00:47:36,375 - Mind if I borrow this for a second here? - Oh. Oh. 1041 00:47:36,458 --> 00:47:37,541 - Hi, how are ya? - Oh, hi. 1042 00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:39,875 - How are you doing? - Oh, hi there. 1043 00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:42,000 - Is he watching yet? - I don't know. Oh, yeah. 1044 00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:43,916 Is he? He's watching? 1045 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,791 A little bit of this. 1046 00:47:47,958 --> 00:47:50,125 Oh, okay. Um… Oh. 1047 00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:52,375 - Um… - She's just embarrassing herself. 1048 00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:55,750 - Why do you care? - I… I don't. 1049 00:47:55,833 --> 00:47:58,291 - Ooh. Shake it down. - Okay. Down. 1050 00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:00,250 - Bam, bam, bam. - Down? 1051 00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:01,583 - Whoa. - Oh! 1052 00:48:01,666 --> 00:48:03,000 Did I drop something? 1053 00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:06,750 Oh. Excuse me, miss. 1054 00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:07,666 Oh! 1055 00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:09,583 Too hard, huh? 1056 00:48:10,875 --> 00:48:12,083 God, what is he doing? 1057 00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:13,458 Ah! 1058 00:48:17,375 --> 00:48:20,541 One of my side hustles is I'm an exotic dancer. 1059 00:48:20,625 --> 00:48:21,708 Okay. 1060 00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:26,875 Bakers! You have five minutes left. 1061 00:48:26,958 --> 00:48:29,875 - What are you doing in here? - Hey, don't look, spy. 1062 00:48:29,958 --> 00:48:32,958 Ah, this isn't a competition, remember? 1063 00:48:33,041 --> 00:48:33,958 - Hmm? - Mm. 1064 00:48:34,041 --> 00:48:37,250 - Where's your partner? - He got bored. He's entertaining April. 1065 00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:39,083 Yeah. 1066 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,625 You two were having fun. 1067 00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:42,458 So were you. 1068 00:48:42,541 --> 00:48:44,666 Listen, Katie, can I talk to you about something? 1069 00:48:44,750 --> 00:48:47,875 Yeah, but hurry. I need you to help bring this into the other room. 1070 00:48:47,958 --> 00:48:49,708 - Okay. Hold on. Come here. - Oh. 1071 00:48:50,583 --> 00:48:52,708 Just a second, okay? I just… 1072 00:48:53,291 --> 00:48:55,875 - I wanted to say that I'm sorry. - It's fine. 1073 00:48:55,958 --> 00:48:58,791 The kids' coats were falling apart. They needed new ones. 1074 00:48:58,875 --> 00:49:01,583 - No. No, no, no. Not that. - Mm-hmm. 1075 00:49:01,666 --> 00:49:04,291 I'm sorry that I wasn't a better husband. 1076 00:49:08,625 --> 00:49:09,458 What? 1077 00:49:09,541 --> 00:49:12,416 You were right. I mean, I spent so much time at work. 1078 00:49:12,958 --> 00:49:14,750 You and the kids paid the price. 1079 00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:16,708 Am I dreaming? 1080 00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:18,250 Is this a prank? 1081 00:49:18,333 --> 00:49:20,083 No. No, no, no. 1082 00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:23,041 I've just been… I've been thinking a lot lately, you know? 1083 00:49:23,125 --> 00:49:26,750 You know, my dads were the first gay couple around here to have a kid. 1084 00:49:29,125 --> 00:49:32,458 And it was a little bit unusual, so they got a lot of attention. 1085 00:49:32,541 --> 00:49:33,708 You know? Some… 1086 00:49:34,916 --> 00:49:37,666 Some good and, uh, some not so good. 1087 00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:40,791 It's like we were this experiment that people were watching. 1088 00:49:40,875 --> 00:49:43,541 "Can a gay couple raise a kid?" 1089 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,250 And I guess I… I internalized that. 1090 00:49:48,125 --> 00:49:49,041 Right? 1091 00:49:49,541 --> 00:49:53,083 And I had something to prove, you know, for them. 1092 00:49:53,166 --> 00:49:57,458 And, uh, well, I guess that just turned me into a workaholic, and I'm sorry, Kate. 1093 00:49:57,541 --> 00:49:59,083 I'm… I'm so sorry. 1094 00:49:59,958 --> 00:50:01,625 You never told me that. 1095 00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:04,125 I never really knew it, you know? 1096 00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:06,750 I guess it took me nine months of separation. 1097 00:50:07,708 --> 00:50:11,416 It was easier to blame you for everything than to look at my own stuff. 1098 00:50:12,666 --> 00:50:14,958 And I just hope to do it better the next time. 1099 00:50:16,250 --> 00:50:17,375 Next time? 1100 00:50:17,458 --> 00:50:18,833 Yeah. Yeah. 1101 00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:21,416 A better husband, uh, a better father. 1102 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:23,583 I'm not following you. 1103 00:50:23,666 --> 00:50:25,833 Well, I mean, you know, with… Tess and I are… 1104 00:50:25,916 --> 00:50:27,708 you know, if I get married again, 1105 00:50:27,791 --> 00:50:30,208 if I have kids again, 1106 00:50:30,291 --> 00:50:33,500 I'm going to do it better because of you. 1107 00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:35,875 Because of our marriage, so 1108 00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:38,333 thank you. 1109 00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:47,791 Right, here we are. 1110 00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:49,791 Hmm. 1111 00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:54,041 Doesn't scream Christmas, but good effort. 1112 00:50:54,125 --> 00:50:56,625 Son, you worry me. 1113 00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:57,791 - Thanks. - Mm. 1114 00:50:58,500 --> 00:51:01,458 - All right. - So what do you two have for us? 1115 00:51:01,541 --> 00:51:02,500 No. 1116 00:51:02,583 --> 00:51:04,916 Sorry, no. No, no, no. Uh, forfeit. 1117 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,458 Oh, stop, stop, stop. How bad could it be? 1118 00:51:07,541 --> 00:51:08,708 Get ready. Boom. 1119 00:51:08,791 --> 00:51:11,500 - Oi. - So is there a story to this? 1120 00:51:11,583 --> 00:51:12,541 We failed. 1121 00:51:12,625 --> 00:51:13,458 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1122 00:51:13,541 --> 00:51:15,083 - The tribe has spoken. - Mm-hmm. 1123 00:51:15,166 --> 00:51:16,833 - Better luck next year. - Thank you. 1124 00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:21,875 And now we come to the house we've all been waiting for. 1125 00:51:21,958 --> 00:51:22,916 Mm-mm-mm. 1126 00:51:23,458 --> 00:51:24,458 Katie. 1127 00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:34,208 Well, I think we've found our winner. 1128 00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:38,250 Can you tell us about this? 1129 00:51:38,333 --> 00:51:40,041 Mm, I'd love to. 1130 00:51:41,583 --> 00:51:45,750 See, years ago, I came to Winterlight. 1131 00:51:45,833 --> 00:51:47,083 I got married 1132 00:51:47,791 --> 00:51:51,583 and put aside my career ambitions 1133 00:51:51,666 --> 00:51:55,583 and felt like a big, fat failure. 1134 00:51:55,666 --> 00:51:57,666 - Oh. - But it's okay. 1135 00:51:57,750 --> 00:51:59,166 I was wrong about that. 1136 00:51:59,250 --> 00:52:00,791 See, I thought that my purpose 1137 00:52:00,875 --> 00:52:05,416 was to help the world through green architecture, 1138 00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:08,041 but it turns out that my purpose 1139 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:11,333 was to teach my ex-husband 1140 00:52:11,416 --> 00:52:14,958 how to be a better father and husband 1141 00:52:15,041 --> 00:52:17,833 to his next wife and kids. 1142 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,083 Oh! 1143 00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:25,208 I just can't wait to get out of this place. 1144 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,666 Chet made the, um, the reindeer. 1145 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:36,666 Oh, yeah. Uh, the reindeer poop is edible, so… 1146 00:52:37,166 --> 00:52:39,166 Huh. Nice touch. 1147 00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:45,166 Thank you so much for today. I… I had a blast. This was amazing. 1148 00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:47,333 I gotta pick up the twins from Tiny Toes. 1149 00:52:47,416 --> 00:52:49,041 Oh, wait, you have twins? 1150 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,833 Yeah. I'm a manny a couple days a week. 1151 00:52:50,916 --> 00:52:52,791 - Of course you are. - Stay strong. 1152 00:52:52,875 --> 00:52:56,000 Call me, and, uh… pound me? 1153 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,541 Really get in there. Pound me. 1154 00:52:58,625 --> 00:52:59,750 Okay. 1155 00:53:00,791 --> 00:53:01,875 - Nice. - Yeah. 1156 00:53:01,958 --> 00:53:03,791 Thank you, milady. 1157 00:53:03,875 --> 00:53:05,500 Mm! 1158 00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:08,000 You like that? 1159 00:53:08,083 --> 00:53:09,791 - Oh. - Gonna have to have that removed. 1160 00:53:09,875 --> 00:53:11,625 - I don't like that there. - Okay. 1161 00:53:11,708 --> 00:53:13,125 - I miss you. - Bye. 1162 00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:21,583 What do you mean you can't wait to leave this place? 1163 00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:25,083 The dining room. It was super hot. Wasn't it stupid hot? 1164 00:53:25,625 --> 00:53:27,416 - Al? - Huh? 1165 00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:28,458 What's goin' on? 1166 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:33,541 After Gabe graduates high school, 1167 00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:35,541 I'm moving to Boston. 1168 00:53:35,625 --> 00:53:36,708 - What? - Mom. 1169 00:53:36,791 --> 00:53:37,666 Oh my God. 1170 00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:39,500 Katie, w… w… why? 1171 00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:42,791 I got my old job back. 1172 00:53:42,875 --> 00:53:44,791 It's another shot for me. 1173 00:53:44,875 --> 00:53:49,500 - What about our house? - I need to sell it to pay for my new life. 1174 00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:53,125 Okay, hold on, so you're telling me you're gonna sell our house, 1175 00:53:53,208 --> 00:53:56,166 but you didn't even bother to run it by me? 1176 00:53:56,250 --> 00:53:58,375 So this is your idea of total honesty? 1177 00:53:58,458 --> 00:54:01,541 I was gonna tell all of you. I really was. 1178 00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:05,625 I wanted to wait till after the holidays. I didn't wanna ruin Christmas. 1179 00:54:05,708 --> 00:54:08,458 Uh, well, I'm not leaving, so… 1180 00:54:08,541 --> 00:54:11,833 Selling The Mothership? That's like selling your third child or something. 1181 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:15,958 Are you really gonna leave us? We thought you liked it here. 1182 00:54:16,041 --> 00:54:19,208 Oh, Katie, this is a sad day indeed. 1183 00:54:24,083 --> 00:54:26,166 Me, of all people? 1184 00:54:27,583 --> 00:54:28,750 You couldn't tell me? 1185 00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:39,083 {\an8}Yum, yum, yum. 1186 00:54:39,166 --> 00:54:41,375 {\an8}I made apology scones. 1187 00:54:41,458 --> 00:54:44,708 I'm still mad at you. Baked goods are not gonna change that. 1188 00:54:44,791 --> 00:54:47,458 I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the house. 1189 00:54:47,541 --> 00:54:50,000 I didn't want our Christmas to change, 1190 00:54:50,083 --> 00:54:54,291 but it turned out it changed anyway for… other reasons. 1191 00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:56,708 Well, I forgive you. These scones are brilliant. 1192 00:54:56,791 --> 00:54:58,666 Thank you, Nigel. 1193 00:54:59,416 --> 00:55:00,958 And I've decided 1194 00:55:01,041 --> 00:55:02,750 I'm not going to insist 1195 00:55:02,833 --> 00:55:06,416 that you participate in our family traditions anymore. 1196 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:08,750 You can do whatever you want. 1197 00:55:08,833 --> 00:55:10,958 You're old enough to decide for yourselves. 1198 00:55:11,041 --> 00:55:14,958 Yesterday, you seemed deranged. Now you seem, like, possessed. 1199 00:55:15,541 --> 00:55:17,625 This is the new me, Gabe. 1200 00:55:18,166 --> 00:55:20,291 Gabe, how's the essay coming along? 1201 00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:23,916 I want to be a firefighter, Mom. My choice is made. 1202 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:27,250 Right, and when you go to college somewhere else, 1203 00:55:27,333 --> 00:55:30,166 you will see that you have so many more choices. 1204 00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:31,208 Right. 1205 00:55:31,291 --> 00:55:32,416 I'll go talk to him. 1206 00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:34,208 Okay. Thank you, baby. 1207 00:55:34,708 --> 00:55:36,666 As Albus Dumbledore once said, 1208 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,958 - "Harry, you must..." - Nope, absolutely not. 1209 00:55:39,041 --> 00:55:40,708 Okay, um… 1210 00:55:40,791 --> 00:55:43,000 Well, then I'll say it. 1211 00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:45,250 I think your biggest fear 1212 00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:47,625 is that your children will turn out like you, 1213 00:55:48,125 --> 00:55:50,458 and from where I sit, 1214 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,541 that's not such a bad thing. 1215 00:55:53,833 --> 00:55:55,875 Thank you, Nigel. That's very kind. 1216 00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:13,291 - Hi. - Hi. 1217 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:17,041 Wow. You look… gorgeous. 1218 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:18,208 Thank you. 1219 00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:20,875 - So do you. Nice tux. - Thank you. 1220 00:56:20,958 --> 00:56:24,000 It's, uh, it's a tearaway tux. Part of my exotic-dancer routine. 1221 00:56:24,083 --> 00:56:26,666 I'd show you right now, but it's just so much work 1222 00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:29,833 to put all the Velcro pieces back together. It's a nightmare. 1223 00:56:29,916 --> 00:56:31,541 - Show me another time. - Yeah. 1224 00:56:31,625 --> 00:56:33,375 - Later tonight, even, if you want. - Okay. 1225 00:56:33,458 --> 00:56:35,000 Yeah. I will. 1226 00:56:35,083 --> 00:56:36,000 All right. 1227 00:56:36,541 --> 00:56:38,208 - Milady. - Thank you. 1228 00:56:49,375 --> 00:56:51,833 I stopped cold plunging, and I just use Icy Hot now. 1229 00:56:51,916 --> 00:56:53,958 - What? - It's great. It's fantastic. Oh my God. 1230 00:56:54,041 --> 00:56:56,791 - Hi, Chet. Let me help you with your coat. - Oh, yeah. 1231 00:56:56,875 --> 00:56:58,916 - Okay. - Go easy, woman. 1232 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,833 It's a little stuck. I know that guy! He's next to the wizard. 1233 00:57:01,916 --> 00:57:03,625 - What's up? Hey, how are you? - Mm! 1234 00:57:04,625 --> 00:57:06,833 - Ooh! - Here, hold that for a sec. 1235 00:57:06,916 --> 00:57:08,875 Oh, you bought a pocket fireplace? 1236 00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:13,208 Yeah, I'm replacing the one for Nigel that I smashed, remember? 1237 00:57:13,291 --> 00:57:15,166 That's funny, you don't look drunk. 1238 00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:16,291 Hmm. 1239 00:57:17,083 --> 00:57:18,916 Can you watch Chet for me? 1240 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:19,875 Will I? 1241 00:57:25,458 --> 00:57:27,083 Oh, good. Kate's here. 1242 00:57:27,166 --> 00:57:28,458 And, uh, Chet. 1243 00:57:28,541 --> 00:57:29,750 Wow.- 1244 00:57:29,833 --> 00:57:30,750 Hey, guys. 1245 00:57:30,833 --> 00:57:32,958 Everyone, just gather around for a second. 1246 00:57:33,041 --> 00:57:33,916 Thank you. 1247 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,500 Um, I just wanna make a toast. 1248 00:57:35,583 --> 00:57:39,166 With apple juice because I have to open the clinic in two hours, so… 1249 00:57:39,958 --> 00:57:41,291 I just wanna say 1250 00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:43,541 that I'm happy for you, 1251 00:57:43,625 --> 00:57:46,583 and you're finally getting the life that you want, 1252 00:57:46,666 --> 00:57:48,416 and nobody deserves it more. 1253 00:57:48,916 --> 00:57:52,291 And if I could go back in time, I would've made sure it was a lot sooner. 1254 00:57:52,375 --> 00:57:54,250 So, to Al, right? 1255 00:57:54,333 --> 00:57:55,958 - To Al! - To Al! 1256 00:57:56,041 --> 00:57:58,166 - Yeah. - To Kate. 1257 00:57:58,250 --> 00:58:00,250 - Kate! - Mm. 1258 00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:03,833 Mm! And I just also wanted to add, thank you so much for coming. 1259 00:58:03,916 --> 00:58:06,875 You know, this is my first time throwing a Christmas dinner 1260 00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:09,708 because normally on Christmas, I'm in a soup kitchen, 1261 00:58:09,791 --> 00:58:13,208 uh, you know, feeding the poor and the needy and the homeless, 1262 00:58:13,291 --> 00:58:16,291 so you know, it's just… Uh, but this is still also so nice. 1263 00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:18,375 And I know you're dying to open the presents, 1264 00:58:18,458 --> 00:58:21,041 so I think we should just eat as fast as humanly possible. 1265 00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:22,000 - Let's go. - All right. 1266 00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:23,666 - Yeah, come on. - Let's! 1267 00:58:23,750 --> 00:58:25,791 Let's eat. Let's eat. Let's eat. 1268 00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:28,583 Those are from me. 1269 00:58:28,666 --> 00:58:31,000 So thoughtful of you. Thank you. 1270 00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:32,458 They're Stella McCartney. 1271 00:58:32,541 --> 00:58:33,583 - Mm. - Wow. 1272 00:58:35,291 --> 00:58:38,000 - Do you know who that is? - Yes, I know who that is. Thank you. 1273 00:58:38,875 --> 00:58:41,333 Well, I, uh, I have one for you too. 1274 00:58:41,416 --> 00:58:42,500 I know what this is. 1275 00:58:42,583 --> 00:58:44,375 Oh, no, you didn't. 1276 00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:45,333 I made it. 1277 00:58:45,416 --> 00:58:46,875 - You made it?! - Yeah. 1278 00:58:46,958 --> 00:58:49,541 My hats are loved, okay? They're legendary. 1279 00:58:49,625 --> 00:58:51,958 - You got that right. - That hat I always wear? 1280 00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:54,500 - Kate made it. - Hey, I love my hat. 1281 00:58:54,583 --> 00:58:55,916 Thank you, Dad. 1282 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,208 Yeah, I… I think this is very… 1283 00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:02,333 warm looking. 1284 00:59:03,541 --> 00:59:06,625 Dad, open that big one right there. It's from Mom. 1285 00:59:06,708 --> 00:59:09,083 - You know, maybe it's a hat. - Okay. 1286 00:59:09,166 --> 00:59:11,083 Ooh, it's heavy. 1287 00:59:11,166 --> 00:59:12,833 - Do you need help? - No, I'm good. 1288 00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:14,125 - You sure? - Yeah. 1289 00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:15,541 - Maybe help him. - Thanks. 1290 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,625 - What is it? - Oh yeah! No. 1291 00:59:21,708 --> 00:59:25,291 You didn't. It's an indoor grill. Huh? 1292 00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:28,041 Oh my God! Hold on, you guys. Stop clapping. 1293 00:59:28,125 --> 00:59:31,666 I don't want anything. No one look at me. I feel… 1294 00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:34,541 I thought he was kidding about how much he wanted one. 1295 00:59:34,625 --> 00:59:36,916 Hey, I never joke about grilling in my underwear. 1296 00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,666 Right, sorry. Gotcha. 1297 00:59:38,750 --> 00:59:40,541 Al, thank you. 1298 00:59:40,625 --> 00:59:42,708 I'm sorry it took so long. 1299 00:59:44,041 --> 00:59:45,166 No. 1300 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,916 - This is for you. - Oh. 1301 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,083 - Got you. - Yeah. 1302 00:59:50,166 --> 00:59:52,958 - It's from me, though. Thanks, Chet. - Thanks. 1303 00:59:57,250 --> 00:59:58,458 My perfume. 1304 00:59:58,541 --> 00:59:59,500 Yeah. 1305 00:59:59,583 --> 01:00:01,583 - Oh… - I hope it's close. 1306 01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:04,000 Dads told me you didn't pick up your bottle, 1307 01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:07,916 so I figured that I'd try to replicate that scent you wear. 1308 01:00:09,333 --> 01:00:10,833 I can't believe it. 1309 01:00:10,916 --> 01:00:12,875 It's exactly the scent. 1310 01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:13,875 How? 1311 01:00:14,666 --> 01:00:17,375 Well, I've been smelling it for a very long time. 1312 01:00:19,250 --> 01:00:20,208 Tess! 1313 01:00:20,291 --> 01:00:21,666 - Sorry. - Come on. 1314 01:00:21,750 --> 01:00:23,208 - Must be the perfume. - Right here. 1315 01:00:23,291 --> 01:00:24,750 Looks expensive. 1316 01:00:24,833 --> 01:00:26,833 Better be. 1317 01:00:26,916 --> 01:00:29,083 Is it a ring? 1318 01:00:29,166 --> 01:00:30,833 Well, what is it? 1319 01:00:35,875 --> 01:00:36,791 Um… 1320 01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:37,916 It's AirPods. 1321 01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:40,250 - Nice. - That's great. 1322 01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:43,250 Yeah, it's, you know, because you lost yours sledding. 1323 01:00:43,333 --> 01:00:44,708 Yeah. 1324 01:00:44,791 --> 01:00:48,500 Sorry, it's just, uh, just that you gave your ex-wife 1325 01:00:48,583 --> 01:00:51,000 her signature perfume that you made from scratch, 1326 01:00:51,083 --> 01:00:53,375 and, uh, and then you gave me AirPods. 1327 01:00:54,416 --> 01:00:56,333 - Hey, Tess, it's not a big deal. - Yeah. 1328 01:00:56,416 --> 01:00:59,875 Kate doesn't like store-bought gifts. I'm trying to be a good ex-husband. 1329 01:00:59,958 --> 01:01:03,041 Right, yes. Yes, no. You're right. You're right. I'm sorry. 1330 01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:05,875 I… I… I've made it weird. 1331 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,500 Uh, it's getting late. We're gonna take off. 1332 01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:12,000 No. There's more presents. 1333 01:01:12,083 --> 01:01:14,875 - We're going. Find your keys. - I love going. That's fun. 1334 01:01:14,958 --> 01:01:16,500 Okay, let's go, Chet. 1335 01:01:16,583 --> 01:01:19,541 - Why can you never find your keys? - Because I… 1336 01:01:19,625 --> 01:01:21,458 - Has anyone seen his key? - I got it. 1337 01:01:21,541 --> 01:01:22,500 Ah, good. 1338 01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:23,750 - Love you. - Love you. 1339 01:01:23,833 --> 01:01:25,583 - Love you. - Stay for dessert. 1340 01:01:25,666 --> 01:01:27,708 They want to go, just let them. 1341 01:01:27,791 --> 01:01:28,833 Careful. 1342 01:01:28,916 --> 01:01:31,250 - Come here. Hugs. - Oh, yeah. Love you. 1343 01:01:31,333 --> 01:01:33,250 - Love you. - We're gonna go too. 1344 01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:35,083 - Bye. - Oh wow, look, there's a fire. 1345 01:01:35,166 --> 01:01:36,708 - Whoa, whoa! - Gabe, get back! 1346 01:01:36,791 --> 01:01:39,833 Keep calm. Find the nearest exit. Don't come back inside. Stay low. 1347 01:01:39,916 --> 01:01:41,416 Everybody stand back! 1348 01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:43,333 Get back! 1349 01:01:43,416 --> 01:01:46,125 - Sorry, sorry. - What are you doing, Chet? 1350 01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:49,875 Whoa! 1351 01:01:49,958 --> 01:01:51,666 What the… 1352 01:01:55,708 --> 01:01:58,291 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Wow! 1353 01:01:58,375 --> 01:01:59,250 Stay back! 1354 01:02:01,041 --> 01:02:03,083 No! 1355 01:02:03,166 --> 01:02:04,458 Look away! Look away! 1356 01:02:05,375 --> 01:02:06,500 Stay safe. 1357 01:02:06,583 --> 01:02:08,666 Oh! 1358 01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:09,750 No! 1359 01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:13,583 My eyebrows are singeing. It's hot! 1360 01:02:13,666 --> 01:02:15,666 Chet, where'd your clothes go? Move! 1361 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:23,291 - Yeah. All right! - Yeah! 1362 01:02:23,375 --> 01:02:24,791 Yeah! 1363 01:02:24,875 --> 01:02:26,250 All right. Yeah, Gabe. 1364 01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:27,916 - Good job, baby! - Attaboy! 1365 01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:29,916 Okay. Yeah. 1366 01:02:30,750 --> 01:02:32,375 - Hey. - Phew. Pff. 1367 01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:36,583 - What happened? - Well, that was a gift for Nigel. 1368 01:02:36,666 --> 01:02:37,500 For me? 1369 01:02:37,583 --> 01:02:38,416 Yeah. 1370 01:02:38,500 --> 01:02:39,708 - Nigel. - Nigel. Yeah. 1371 01:02:39,791 --> 01:02:41,791 - I blame myself. - There's no one to blame. 1372 01:02:41,875 --> 01:02:44,375 No, I mean for all of this. For all of this! 1373 01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:49,291 I pride myself on sidestepping problematic relationships. 1374 01:02:49,375 --> 01:02:55,166 I avoid idealized male stereotypes, you know, that seem too good to be true. 1375 01:02:55,250 --> 01:02:58,833 And all of this is just a huge red flag. 1376 01:02:58,916 --> 01:03:02,208 I didn't sign up for dating some country doctor 1377 01:03:02,291 --> 01:03:05,500 and his wife and whatever the hell Nigel is. 1378 01:03:05,583 --> 01:03:08,458 - Yeah, I get it. - But, you know, thanks for the AirPods. 1379 01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:14,083 Hm. 1380 01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,708 I guess you should go talk to her. 1381 01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:18,833 I should? 1382 01:03:18,916 --> 01:03:20,250 Oof. 1383 01:03:20,333 --> 01:03:21,500 Yeah. 1384 01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:24,583 Sorry about tonight. 1385 01:03:24,666 --> 01:03:28,583 No, it's totally okay. I always say, if it's not a fight, it's not family. 1386 01:03:28,666 --> 01:03:32,083 Well, I'm just glad that you and your pants were here. 1387 01:03:32,166 --> 01:03:35,583 Oh, they're fire retardant. I use a lot of flaming puppets in my act. 1388 01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:39,541 It's a… it's a hard thing to describe, but I'll show you sometime. 1389 01:03:39,625 --> 01:03:42,541 - Okay. - So… so you're really… really moving, huh? 1390 01:03:42,625 --> 01:03:45,208 Yeah, I… I should've told everyone sooner. 1391 01:03:45,291 --> 01:03:49,250 Well, I'm… I'm totally open to a… a long-distance thing. 1392 01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:53,125 You know, there's a lot of great, like, beer museums out in Boston, so… 1393 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:55,250 No. I'm sorry. 1394 01:03:55,833 --> 01:04:00,250 Well, Chet understands and is hoping you will change your mind. 1395 01:04:00,333 --> 01:04:02,125 - I won't. - Damn. 1396 01:04:03,541 --> 01:04:09,750 But thank you for making me feel special at a time when I really needed it. 1397 01:04:10,333 --> 01:04:11,958 You're a great guy. 1398 01:04:12,750 --> 01:04:13,583 So are you. 1399 01:04:14,375 --> 01:04:15,958 Oh! Mm! 1400 01:04:16,583 --> 01:04:17,458 Mm. 1401 01:04:18,916 --> 01:04:21,208 Mm! 1402 01:04:24,875 --> 01:04:26,541 Okay. 1403 01:04:27,041 --> 01:04:27,875 Bye, Chet. 1404 01:04:27,958 --> 01:04:30,833 - Well, see ya. - See ya. 1405 01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:33,333 Oh! 1406 01:04:37,208 --> 01:04:38,250 Oh! 1407 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,375 I'll see you soon, huh? 1408 01:04:41,875 --> 01:04:42,791 All right. 1409 01:05:08,166 --> 01:05:10,500 You've been with us through it all. 1410 01:05:10,583 --> 01:05:13,041 I never thought it would be so hard to leave you. 1411 01:05:13,125 --> 01:05:15,375 Thank you for everything. 1412 01:05:15,875 --> 01:05:17,958 Aw. You're welcome. 1413 01:05:18,041 --> 01:05:19,500 Wait, what did I do again? 1414 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:22,208 You're the best daughter. 1415 01:05:22,291 --> 01:05:25,125 Yeah, well, that wind is so loud, it kept waking me up. 1416 01:05:25,625 --> 01:05:26,958 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1417 01:05:27,041 --> 01:05:27,875 Hm. 1418 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:30,166 - Can we snuggle? - Oh, yes, please. 1419 01:05:30,250 --> 01:05:31,291 Yeah. 1420 01:05:32,875 --> 01:05:34,791 Hey, did that wind wake you up? 1421 01:05:34,875 --> 01:05:35,916 Yes. 1422 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,208 Sounds gnarly out there. Oh my God. 1423 01:05:38,291 --> 01:05:39,291 What are you doing? 1424 01:05:39,375 --> 01:05:40,291 - Okay. - Gabe! Okay. 1425 01:05:40,375 --> 01:05:42,333 - Sorry, guys. - Oh God. 1426 01:05:42,416 --> 01:05:44,583 - Phew! - You wanna snuggle too? 1427 01:05:44,666 --> 01:05:45,875 No. 1428 01:05:49,958 --> 01:05:50,791 Maybe. 1429 01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:52,083 Come here. 1430 01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:56,291 You can put your head on my shoulder too. It's legal. 1431 01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:58,208 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 1432 01:06:00,291 --> 01:06:02,125 My babies. 1433 01:06:05,083 --> 01:06:06,125 Who's that? 1434 01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:07,958 Twenty bucks says it's Chet. 1435 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,916 What are you doing here? 1436 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,458 Why aren't you at the clinic? 1437 01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:20,416 I put a sign on the door telling people to go to Newberry. 1438 01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:22,958 Am I late? 1439 01:06:23,041 --> 01:06:25,500 - For what? - It's Christmas Eve book night. 1440 01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:30,833 Am I the only one who cares about carrying on these family traditions? 1441 01:06:31,541 --> 01:06:33,083 Jeez Louise. Excuse me. 1442 01:06:39,333 --> 01:06:41,500 Look what I found on the doorstep. 1443 01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:42,666 Hey, what up, Dad? 1444 01:06:42,750 --> 01:06:44,625 - Oh. - Yeah. 1445 01:06:47,291 --> 01:06:48,125 It's your dad. 1446 01:06:48,208 --> 01:06:49,875 Tell me the truth, am I adopted? 1447 01:06:49,958 --> 01:06:52,333 I'm your father. I'm your dad. 1448 01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:56,833 Ooh. I'm coming in, I'm coming in, I'm coming in hot. 1449 01:06:56,916 --> 01:06:58,166 Okay. Ah. 1450 01:07:00,875 --> 01:07:02,875 Ooh, it's time. 1451 01:07:02,958 --> 01:07:05,125 We don't have to read the whole thing, right? 1452 01:07:05,208 --> 01:07:06,791 - No. - It's like a thousand pages. 1453 01:07:06,875 --> 01:07:09,541 We would never torture you guys like that. Absolutely not. 1454 01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:11,500 - Yeah. - Uh-uh. Page one. 1455 01:07:12,291 --> 01:07:15,041 This is our first picture together. Me and your mommy. 1456 01:07:15,625 --> 01:07:18,666 What a smokeshow. Look at how gorgeous your mother is. 1457 01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:21,458 Aww. You aren't too bad yourself. 1458 01:07:21,541 --> 01:07:23,833 I feel like crying. I might cry. 1459 01:07:31,083 --> 01:07:32,500 That was fun. 1460 01:07:32,583 --> 01:07:34,708 Oh, yeah. 1461 01:07:35,458 --> 01:07:36,583 I loved it. 1462 01:07:38,125 --> 01:07:40,333 So I should… I should probably get going. 1463 01:07:40,416 --> 01:07:42,000 Thanks for tonight. 1464 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:43,666 Of course. 1465 01:07:53,958 --> 01:07:55,500 I thought we fixed this door. 1466 01:07:55,583 --> 01:07:57,708 Huh? Dumb old house. 1467 01:07:57,791 --> 01:07:58,875 Hey! 1468 01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:01,541 It's okay, House. He didn't mean it. 1469 01:08:01,625 --> 01:08:03,000 I'm sorry, House. 1470 01:08:03,083 --> 01:08:04,916 I didn't mean it. 1471 01:08:05,416 --> 01:08:07,708 There's just so many things that don't work. 1472 01:08:08,916 --> 01:08:10,750 And so many things that do. 1473 01:08:12,333 --> 01:08:13,208 Yeah. 1474 01:08:43,625 --> 01:08:45,458 {\an8}- So yummy. - It's so yummy. 1475 01:08:45,541 --> 01:08:46,541 {\an8}Best egg I've ever had. 1476 01:08:46,625 --> 01:08:51,041 {\an8}- Oh, Merry Christmas, sleepyheads. - Merry Christmas. 1477 01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:53,458 - Aww! - It's Christmas. You get kisses. 1478 01:08:53,541 --> 01:08:55,208 Aww! Hi, Mom. Merry Christmas. 1479 01:08:55,291 --> 01:08:56,291 - Um, I'm gonna... - And me. 1480 01:08:56,375 --> 01:08:57,958 Oh! Oh, okay. 1481 01:08:58,041 --> 01:09:00,083 Oh, Nigel. Merry Christmas. 1482 01:09:00,166 --> 01:09:01,958 Um, I'm gonna go dig out the truck. 1483 01:09:02,041 --> 01:09:05,041 - I need to drop you at your dad's by nine. - Wait. You're not coming? 1484 01:09:05,541 --> 01:09:09,500 After last night? No. No, I'm good. I… I have lots to do around here. 1485 01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:31,958 Change of plans. We're walking. 1486 01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:35,041 Well, hello, family. 1487 01:09:35,125 --> 01:09:37,625 Everything okay? 1488 01:09:37,708 --> 01:09:38,625 With? 1489 01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:39,791 The storm. 1490 01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:41,791 The storm inside or the storm outside? 1491 01:09:41,875 --> 01:09:43,375 The storm outside. 1492 01:09:43,458 --> 01:09:46,208 I have no heat, no power, and a tree fell on my woodshed, 1493 01:09:46,291 --> 01:09:47,583 so yeah, it's great. 1494 01:09:47,666 --> 01:09:48,875 Poor baby. 1495 01:09:55,791 --> 01:09:58,000 Oh, oh, oh, Tess. What… 1496 01:09:58,083 --> 01:10:00,208 - Sorry, was I loud? - What are you doing? 1497 01:10:00,291 --> 01:10:02,875 I'm leaving. I'm going home. 1498 01:10:02,958 --> 01:10:07,208 Okay, but, um, the roads are closed, so it's probably not safe. 1499 01:10:07,291 --> 01:10:09,208 If I can walk across Africa, Kate, 1500 01:10:09,291 --> 01:10:11,291 I think I will be fine in Winterlight. 1501 01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:12,708 Thank you, though. 1502 01:10:12,791 --> 01:10:13,958 Okay. Um… 1503 01:10:14,458 --> 01:10:18,458 I know that Everett and I need to work on our boundaries. 1504 01:10:18,541 --> 01:10:21,875 And are these going to be, uh, some sort of magical boundaries 1505 01:10:21,958 --> 01:10:23,833 that make you completely invisible? 1506 01:10:23,916 --> 01:10:27,750 'Cause that is the only way he's not going to… light up 1507 01:10:27,833 --> 01:10:30,791 every single time you're in the room, and I just… I can't. 1508 01:10:30,875 --> 01:10:34,375 But thank you for having me, and thank you for the hat. 1509 01:10:34,458 --> 01:10:35,791 And I have got to go. 1510 01:10:37,916 --> 01:10:42,125 Oh my God. I thought she pushed you down the stairs. 1511 01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:48,041 Tess, where you going? Huh? 1512 01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:51,500 The power is out, and it's freezing, and you're wearing a vinyl coat. 1513 01:10:51,583 --> 01:10:52,833 Oh, I'll be fine. 1514 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:56,250 I've got Kate's cool hat, don't I, Betty? 1515 01:10:56,333 --> 01:11:00,041 - You don't wanna talk about this at all? - Talk about what? What are we doing? 1516 01:11:00,125 --> 01:11:01,958 What did we think was gonna happen? 1517 01:11:02,041 --> 01:11:03,791 Maybe when I twisted my ankle, 1518 01:11:03,875 --> 01:11:07,458 I also hit my head because why am I in the North bloody Pole 1519 01:11:07,541 --> 01:11:10,166 with some Marlon Rando I met four weeks ago? 1520 01:11:11,375 --> 01:11:16,666 I think we might have been suffering from some sort of mutual manic episode. 1521 01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:18,375 And… and I think no one noticed 1522 01:11:18,458 --> 01:11:21,916 because we're both just so attractive and tall. 1523 01:11:23,083 --> 01:11:25,000 Well, at least the sex was good. 1524 01:11:25,083 --> 01:11:29,166 Yeah… Yeah, it was good. It was getting there. It was. Oh! 1525 01:11:29,250 --> 01:11:31,833 Oi! Okay, I'm gonna go. 1526 01:11:31,916 --> 01:11:35,083 I'm gonna leave you to deal with… all of this. 1527 01:11:36,541 --> 01:11:37,958 Merry Christmas, Betty. 1528 01:11:38,041 --> 01:11:39,250 Merry Christmas. 1529 01:11:40,375 --> 01:11:41,291 Hey! 1530 01:11:42,291 --> 01:11:43,458 Merry Christmas! 1531 01:11:44,958 --> 01:11:46,625 What the… Chet? 1532 01:11:46,708 --> 01:11:47,791 Yeah! 1533 01:11:47,875 --> 01:11:49,833 Why is he everywhere? 1534 01:11:49,916 --> 01:11:54,083 I'm an emergency-response-team volunteer. This is The Big Leplowski. 1535 01:11:54,791 --> 01:11:56,000 Of course it is. 1536 01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:59,166 I need to get to the interstate. I think it's all been plowed by now. 1537 01:11:59,250 --> 01:12:01,083 No, no. I haven't gotten to it yet. 1538 01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:02,916 Then I'll get a bloody helicopter. 1539 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,166 I don't care. Just get me out of here. I need to go to New York. 1540 01:12:06,250 --> 01:12:07,708 Oh, Chet loves New York. 1541 01:12:07,791 --> 01:12:09,375 Course he does. 1542 01:12:09,458 --> 01:12:11,041 And is this one of your, um, 1543 01:12:11,833 --> 01:12:12,833 stripper outfits? 1544 01:12:14,416 --> 01:12:15,708 Can be if you want it to be. 1545 01:12:16,291 --> 01:12:18,458 We'll, uh, talk about that later. 1546 01:12:19,291 --> 01:12:21,541 - Bye, Kate! - Bye, Chet! 1547 01:12:21,625 --> 01:12:23,916 - Bye, guy! - It's Everett, but… 1548 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,708 Okay. Sure thing, Kate. 1549 01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:29,000 Let's go. 1550 01:12:31,958 --> 01:12:33,916 I hate to sound like the Grinch, but 1551 01:12:34,416 --> 01:12:36,958 maybe we should postpone until the power comes back. 1552 01:12:37,041 --> 01:12:38,458 Or cancel altogether. 1553 01:12:38,541 --> 01:12:42,125 I mean, how many signs do we need that this is not our year? 1554 01:12:42,208 --> 01:12:44,750 What are we even talking about? We're not canceling anything. 1555 01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:46,666 Okay? This is Christmas. 1556 01:12:46,750 --> 01:12:49,000 - Let's go. - Go where, exactly? 1557 01:12:49,083 --> 01:12:51,083 Home, of course. 1558 01:12:51,166 --> 01:12:54,125 I don't know how I didn't think of this. Duh. 1559 01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:56,458 The Mothership has battery power. 1560 01:12:56,541 --> 01:12:57,958 Heat, food, 1561 01:12:58,041 --> 01:12:59,791 It's Christmas! Yeah! 1562 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:02,875 We should canvass the neighborhood, see if anyone needs help. 1563 01:13:02,958 --> 01:13:03,875 Good idea. 1564 01:13:03,958 --> 01:13:05,333 - Uh-huh. - What about me? 1565 01:13:05,416 --> 01:13:06,250 Wanna do presents? 1566 01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:08,958 Make two piles, and we'll salvage what we can. 1567 01:13:09,041 --> 01:13:10,125 Yes, ma'am. 1568 01:13:10,208 --> 01:13:12,666 Great. I'm gonna get my boots. Meet you down there. 1569 01:13:13,375 --> 01:13:15,500 Good, good. 1570 01:13:18,166 --> 01:13:19,125 - Honey? - Mm-hmm? 1571 01:13:19,208 --> 01:13:22,750 I'm sorry you come from the weird family. 1572 01:13:22,833 --> 01:13:24,541 Yeah, well… 1573 01:13:25,083 --> 01:13:26,083 …I'm not. 1574 01:13:26,583 --> 01:13:29,750 Now that I'm older, I… I like being from a weird family. 1575 01:13:29,833 --> 01:13:32,166 Guess it turns out I like weird. 1576 01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:33,625 Well, yeah, Nigel. 1577 01:13:33,708 --> 01:13:35,208 - Mom! - I'm kidding. 1578 01:13:35,708 --> 01:13:37,333 Plus, we're super cool. 1579 01:13:39,125 --> 01:13:41,791 Okay, go ahead. Tell me more things that make me feel good. 1580 01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:43,208 Don't, like, lose it, 1581 01:13:43,291 --> 01:13:46,625 but you're looking at the president 1582 01:13:46,708 --> 01:13:49,000 of the Oxford Sustainability Initiative. 1583 01:13:49,583 --> 01:13:53,208 And I volunteer weekends at the Scrap Lab offloading the composting system. 1584 01:13:53,291 --> 01:13:55,791 I'm so proud of you! 1585 01:13:56,375 --> 01:13:57,708 Oh, baby! Oh! 1586 01:13:57,791 --> 01:14:01,291 - This is the best Christmas present ever. - Okay. 1587 01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:03,958 - Thank you for telling me. - You're welcome. 1588 01:14:11,750 --> 01:14:14,041 Who is it? I got a Taser. Oh. 1589 01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:15,333 It's Gabe, Miss West. 1590 01:14:15,416 --> 01:14:16,291 Oh. 1591 01:14:16,375 --> 01:14:19,041 Hey, why don't you come back to the Mothership with us? 1592 01:14:19,125 --> 01:14:20,333 We got power back there. 1593 01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:22,833 I can't walk. I blew out my knee at Zumba. 1594 01:14:22,916 --> 01:14:24,875 - Ooh, Zumba. - Uh, we can carry you. 1595 01:14:24,958 --> 01:14:26,708 Can we? 1596 01:14:26,791 --> 01:14:27,625 Yeah. 1597 01:14:27,708 --> 01:14:30,125 Why's that so funny? Get in. 1598 01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:34,416 Okay, come on. 1599 01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:36,250 Ready? 1600 01:14:36,750 --> 01:14:37,750 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1601 01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,791 Merry Christmas! 1602 01:14:48,875 --> 01:14:50,958 Santa's helpers are here. 1603 01:14:51,041 --> 01:14:52,208 Anybody home? 1604 01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:56,750 So weird. We hit up every house on the block, and no one's home. 1605 01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:58,541 - How's that possible? - Don't know. 1606 01:14:59,375 --> 01:15:00,291 Oh. 1607 01:15:00,916 --> 01:15:01,791 All right. 1608 01:15:02,583 --> 01:15:04,291 - Try another one? - Mm-hmm. 1609 01:15:08,791 --> 01:15:09,958 Whoa. 1610 01:15:10,041 --> 01:15:12,583 Well, the mystery has been solved. 1611 01:15:13,416 --> 01:15:14,375 Yeah. 1612 01:15:14,875 --> 01:15:18,375 Wah! Why is that… 1613 01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:22,333 Oh God, sorry. Thank you. 1614 01:15:27,875 --> 01:15:29,291 - Hello! - Hey! 1615 01:15:31,666 --> 01:15:32,708 Oh, ho, ho. 1616 01:15:32,791 --> 01:15:35,375 What are you all doing in my house? 1617 01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:37,208 They would've frozen without you. 1618 01:15:37,291 --> 01:15:40,000 This town thinks you hide a power plant in the basement. 1619 01:15:40,083 --> 01:15:41,333 Maybe I am. 1620 01:15:41,416 --> 01:15:43,708 That's not why we're here. We heard there was an incident 1621 01:15:43,791 --> 01:15:46,458 between you and a defenseless gingerbread house? 1622 01:15:46,541 --> 01:15:48,916 - Oh. - Then announcing you're leaving. 1623 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,083 So we all decided we wanted to tell you how much you really mean to us. 1624 01:15:52,166 --> 01:15:55,041 Oh, Kate, I better hope those fancy architects appreciate you. 1625 01:15:55,125 --> 01:15:58,375 You tell them since you added a living roof on top of City Hall, 1626 01:15:58,458 --> 01:16:00,458 all of the local birds have returned. 1627 01:16:00,541 --> 01:16:02,750 It's like working in a fairy tale. 1628 01:16:02,833 --> 01:16:04,708 I was skeptical, as you know, 1629 01:16:04,791 --> 01:16:08,833 but those appliances you talked me into, they saved me a bundle. 1630 01:16:08,916 --> 01:16:11,083 I bought myself an entire revenge wardrobe. 1631 01:16:11,166 --> 01:16:12,583 I am a total smokeshow. 1632 01:16:12,666 --> 01:16:13,666 Tss! 1633 01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:16,000 Yes, you are. 1634 01:16:18,166 --> 01:16:19,000 Well… 1635 01:16:21,083 --> 01:16:22,500 I'll make sure to tell them. 1636 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:24,958 - We're gonna miss you, darling. Cheers. - Cheers. 1637 01:16:25,041 --> 01:16:26,500 Cheers! 1638 01:16:26,583 --> 01:16:28,250 - Yes! Whoo! - Cheers. 1639 01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:33,541 Oh! 1640 01:16:34,708 --> 01:16:35,791 Ooh. Ooh! 1641 01:16:36,541 --> 01:16:37,791 Ooh, it's hot! 1642 01:16:40,875 --> 01:16:45,333 Oh, sorry, I've taken over your kitchen. That's old habits. 1643 01:16:45,416 --> 01:16:47,250 Um, if you'd like to try some, 1644 01:16:47,333 --> 01:16:50,250 I've modified my treacle-tart recipe to make it vegan. 1645 01:16:50,333 --> 01:16:52,125 - You did? - Yes. 1646 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:53,291 Wow. 1647 01:16:54,583 --> 01:16:55,833 - Hm. - Hm? 1648 01:16:58,250 --> 01:17:00,375 - Tasty? - Oh my God. 1649 01:17:00,458 --> 01:17:02,458 It's really, really good. 1650 01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:04,291 I think so too. 1651 01:17:04,375 --> 01:17:06,208 No, I'm… I'm relieved. 1652 01:17:06,291 --> 01:17:10,166 The Cordon Bleu's Basic Pâtisserie Program doesn't cover the plant-based arts, 1653 01:17:10,250 --> 01:17:11,875 so I will name it in your honor. 1654 01:17:12,458 --> 01:17:14,208 - Thank you. - "Tarty Kate." 1655 01:17:14,291 --> 01:17:18,333 So every time I think of a tart, I'll think of you. Uh, well, uh… 1656 01:17:18,833 --> 01:17:22,916 I'll… I'll try and convince my mum and dad to… to serve it in the pub. 1657 01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,583 - Oh, that would be really nice. - Yeah. 1658 01:17:25,666 --> 01:17:27,500 You're very sweet, Nigel. 1659 01:17:28,125 --> 01:17:30,250 Thank you for being kind to my daughter. 1660 01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:33,000 - Oh. - I can see that you're making her happy. 1661 01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:35,166 What more could I want? 1662 01:17:35,250 --> 01:17:37,333 - Oh. - We're all happy you're here. 1663 01:17:37,416 --> 01:17:38,333 Oh. 1664 01:17:39,625 --> 01:17:41,833 - You're adorable. - Aw. 1665 01:17:42,333 --> 01:17:44,583 - And a little crazy. - Yeah. 1666 01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:53,958 I love this! 1667 01:17:54,041 --> 01:17:56,583 Dad, I… Hey. What are you doing? You sleeping? 1668 01:17:56,666 --> 01:17:58,791 - Wake up. I opened… - Honey? 1669 01:17:58,875 --> 01:17:59,708 Oh. 1670 01:17:59,791 --> 01:18:01,916 What did you do to him last night? 1671 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,833 - We were clubbing. - You were clubbing. 1672 01:18:04,916 --> 01:18:08,041 Mom, um, I got one last gift for you. 1673 01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:11,125 Um, it's my essay. 1674 01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:13,791 - Oh! - It's a Christmas miracle. 1675 01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:17,000 - Okay. - No. Come on. Stand up. 1676 01:18:17,083 --> 01:18:18,791 - Get up. - Roll of the drum? 1677 01:18:18,875 --> 01:18:21,250 - That's right. - Let's hear your voice. 1678 01:18:22,375 --> 01:18:23,375 Oh, no, no. 1679 01:18:23,458 --> 01:18:24,583 Okay. 1680 01:18:26,416 --> 01:18:27,916 "My name is Gabriel Holden." 1681 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:31,208 "The prompt for this essay was to describe someone I look up to, 1682 01:18:31,291 --> 01:18:34,041 someone who has caused me to change my worldview." 1683 01:18:34,125 --> 01:18:37,958 "I thought about choosing Fire Chief Phil, who is an admirable man, 1684 01:18:38,041 --> 01:18:40,875 and at 6'8 ", we all look up to Phil." 1685 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,416 "There's only one person whose conviction of beliefs 1686 01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:46,125 and fierce tenacity 1687 01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:48,250 has caused me to change my worldview, 1688 01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:49,833 or even have a worldview, 1689 01:18:49,916 --> 01:18:53,000 and that would be my mother, Kate Holden." 1690 01:18:53,666 --> 01:18:55,375 "My mom thinks she gave up a career 1691 01:18:55,458 --> 01:18:57,708 where she could've made the world a better place, 1692 01:18:57,791 --> 01:19:00,541 but I know that she does this on a daily basis." 1693 01:19:00,625 --> 01:19:02,333 "And it's not always flashy, 1694 01:19:02,416 --> 01:19:04,833 but she taught me in the most practical sense 1695 01:19:04,916 --> 01:19:06,333 how to make life better for people." 1696 01:19:06,416 --> 01:19:09,416 "From installing Doris's compostable toilet 1697 01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:12,958 to promoting an organic house-cleaning business for a woman's shelter, 1698 01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:16,541 she helps make an impact on the world one person at a time." 1699 01:19:16,625 --> 01:19:20,625 "My mom always says, 'Small acts make a big difference.'" 1700 01:19:20,708 --> 01:19:24,000 "She's the reason I wanna spend my life in the service of others." 1701 01:19:24,083 --> 01:19:27,250 '"Give me the strength to save a life' is the firefighters' motto." 1702 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:30,833 Oh! 1703 01:19:31,416 --> 01:19:33,083 That was so beautiful. 1704 01:19:33,166 --> 01:19:35,375 I'll never forget it, ever. 1705 01:19:35,458 --> 01:19:37,333 I hope not. That was, like, my last copy. 1706 01:19:37,416 --> 01:19:40,833 Well, you don't need it now. You're gonna be a firefighter, right? 1707 01:19:40,916 --> 01:19:42,541 What? 1708 01:19:42,625 --> 01:19:44,666 That's your passion. 1709 01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:46,875 I want you to do what you love. 1710 01:19:46,958 --> 01:19:49,375 I support you 100%. 1711 01:19:49,458 --> 01:19:51,208 Okay. 1712 01:19:51,291 --> 01:19:52,333 - Aw! - Oh! 1713 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:57,166 And, Sienna, 1714 01:19:57,250 --> 01:20:00,125 if you wanna go visit Nigel's people in the village, 1715 01:20:00,208 --> 01:20:02,125 that's okay by me. 1716 01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:06,666 And if you wanna get married and live there someday... 1717 01:20:06,750 --> 01:20:07,875 Mom, we are just dating. 1718 01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:10,541 Mm! 1719 01:20:11,041 --> 01:20:13,166 Does that mean I get to call you Father? 1720 01:20:23,541 --> 01:20:24,916 - Hey. - Hey, Betty. 1721 01:20:25,833 --> 01:20:27,458 What are you doin' out here? 1722 01:20:28,541 --> 01:20:29,833 - You okay? - Yeah. 1723 01:20:31,333 --> 01:20:32,625 I'm just thinkin'. 1724 01:20:35,666 --> 01:20:37,000 About? 1725 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,500 About Chet, mostly. 1726 01:20:44,708 --> 01:20:45,958 I mean… 1727 01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:50,166 Well, have you talked to Tess? 1728 01:20:50,666 --> 01:20:51,750 No. 1729 01:20:51,833 --> 01:20:54,416 No, I gave her the old unfollow, 1730 01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:56,125 ghost, delete. 1731 01:20:57,458 --> 01:21:00,000 Well… 1732 01:21:00,083 --> 01:21:01,458 …got news for you. 1733 01:21:01,541 --> 01:21:02,625 Yeah? 1734 01:21:02,708 --> 01:21:04,125 Chet reached out to me, 1735 01:21:04,208 --> 01:21:07,291 and he and Tess have tickets to The Lion King. 1736 01:21:08,666 --> 01:21:11,458 - Oh, well, that's… that's cute. - Mm… 1737 01:21:11,541 --> 01:21:14,208 That's cute. I mean, they're perfect for each other. 1738 01:21:17,291 --> 01:21:18,416 They're done. 1739 01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:20,041 Our divorce paperwork. 1740 01:21:22,750 --> 01:21:24,958 Look, Al, I don't wanna get divorced. 1741 01:21:25,458 --> 01:21:26,791 Or uncoupled. 1742 01:21:26,875 --> 01:21:28,583 Let me say that again. 1743 01:21:29,083 --> 01:21:30,958 I don't wanna lose you. 1744 01:21:32,291 --> 01:21:33,833 Take me to Boston. 1745 01:21:34,916 --> 01:21:36,500 What about your practice? 1746 01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:37,791 I'll close it. 1747 01:21:38,291 --> 01:21:41,541 Please, Al, you have done so much for me. 1748 01:21:41,625 --> 01:21:45,416 I would rather be dead than be without you. 1749 01:21:46,083 --> 01:21:47,916 Then I should tell you… 1750 01:21:50,291 --> 01:21:51,291 that 1751 01:21:51,791 --> 01:21:54,083 I decided I'm not going. 1752 01:21:54,583 --> 01:21:55,666 What? 1753 01:21:55,750 --> 01:21:58,708 When? When… when did you decide this? 1754 01:21:59,958 --> 01:22:01,166 Just now. 1755 01:22:02,583 --> 01:22:03,958 I mean, who am I kidding? 1756 01:22:04,041 --> 01:22:06,000 I could never leave you. 1757 01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:08,666 You're talking to the house right now, aren't you? 1758 01:22:08,750 --> 01:22:09,875 Yeah. 1759 01:22:09,958 --> 01:22:14,458 So I feel like we have failed at consciously uncoupling. 1760 01:22:15,291 --> 01:22:20,916 And I feel like I never wanna hear those words again. 1761 01:22:21,916 --> 01:22:24,625 Betty, this is not the future 1762 01:22:25,125 --> 01:22:26,708 that I expected. 1763 01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:30,416 But I am 100% sure 1764 01:22:31,291 --> 01:22:33,375 that it's the one that I want. 1765 01:22:34,375 --> 01:22:35,250 Come here. 1766 01:22:44,458 --> 01:22:48,375 So my epic Christmas story has a happy ending. 1767 01:22:48,458 --> 01:22:50,625 I opened up my own sustainability company. 1768 01:22:50,708 --> 01:22:52,666 I'm making a difference in my community 1769 01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:55,750 {\an8}and changing the world one person at a time. 1770 01:22:56,666 --> 01:23:00,000 {\an8}And that "first love, walking into walls" feeling 1771 01:23:00,083 --> 01:23:02,500 that I thought went away between Everett and I? 1772 01:23:02,583 --> 01:23:06,541 It turns out it was always there, just waiting for us. 1773 01:23:06,625 --> 01:23:08,458 - I've been waiting for an hour. - Oh. 1774 01:23:08,541 --> 01:23:10,416 - You're always working. - Oh. 1775 01:23:11,541 --> 01:23:13,500 - Did you get the mushroom burgers? - Yep. 1776 01:23:13,583 --> 01:23:16,166 And, um, what about your indoor grilling stuff? 1777 01:23:16,666 --> 01:23:19,125 I got my pit mitts. 1778 01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:21,041 I'm glad you're happy. 1779 01:23:21,125 --> 01:23:22,208 I am. 1780 01:23:23,083 --> 01:23:24,375 When was sunset? 1781 01:23:24,458 --> 01:23:29,333 The photovoltaic panels I just installed have light sensors, and when it's dark, 1782 01:23:29,416 --> 01:23:32,000 they're supposed to just light up. 1783 01:23:34,958 --> 01:23:36,458 There it is. 1784 01:23:38,875 --> 01:23:39,708 Beautiful. 1785 01:23:43,166 --> 01:23:44,708 I love you, Betty. 1786 01:23:45,375 --> 01:23:47,458 I love you, Al. 132702