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I can't believe I have a girlfriend like you.

I can't believe I have a girlfriend.

Oh my god, just shut up and just keep kissing me.

I just hope my brother doesn't try to take you from me.

You got a brother?

Um, well, I wrote you a poem.

You wanna hear it?

Sure.

it goes roses are red violets are blue i

love your titties so i'll give them a chew oh my god

My pussy's so wet for you.

Hey,

dork. Dude, what are you doing?

Not much, man. Just figured I'd come chill with my little brother.

Who's this?

How'd you end up pulling such a baddie?

Hi. Nice to meet you, beautiful.

Okay, okay.

All right. What, dude? Relax.

Relax, man.

Why don't you introduce me?

She's my girlfriend.

Girlfriend? Yeah.

What made you end up with a nerd like this?

She likes me, dude. All right.

I mean, he's such a nice guy.

Yeah, he's...

He's nice, that's about it.

Well, I could be nice too.

Alright, I could.

She's mine first.

Well, you know, I'm nice too. It runs in the family.

Um, I'm pretty sure I heard mom calling you.

Mom's home?

No, doofus, she's on the phone.

No, go get it.

Nice guys don't keep their moms waiting.

Okay, don't do nothing stupid.

Please. Really, bro?

Yeah, bro. Cool.

Don't worry. I'll take good care of her. I promise.

Oh, my God.

Where were we?

Don't be mean.

He's your brother. Be nice to him.

Well, I guess he does seem to know how to treat a lady.

I, uh...

I saw what you two were doing.

Such a nasty girl.

Well, I have a question for you.

Who do you think is a better kisser?

Well, geez, how would I know?

Well, maybe like this.

Do you know your brother?

My boyfriend is here.

Who? Who cares? Me and him share everything anyway.

Plus, like, aren't you just like a little curious?

A little?

Alright, well, maybe let's give this another try then.

So who's better?

Well, I think you got him beaten in that department.

Great. Do you want to see everything else that I'm better at?

Yeah.

I promise you won't find out.

dropped my letter from the car outside.

It's somewhere out there.

Want to return the favor?

What do you mean? Make me come.

I mean, he's your brother.

So? You came super harsh.

It's definitely my turn now.

Don't you think?

Maybe just a little.

She won't mind. Her mom thought of sharing with Karen.

Oh, you're stroking while you're screaming.

That's not fair for my brother to get this far to himself, how is it?

Thank you so much.

Why don't you just lick it up and down?

Hey, I found

it. It was in the back.

Oh, what's up, bro? Where's he at?

I mean, she said she had to go somewhere. I think she'll be back in

or something.

Yeah, I'll just wait here then.

No, bro, no!

What the fuck are you guys doing?

Bro, really, dude? Come on, dude.

Well, like, you don't share anything, man. Bro, come on, dude. Like,

Every time I get a girlfriend, bro, you always try to take them from me and

stuff. Dude, stop. Stop it. Stop.

Why don't you listen? Bro, because you always take everything I got. Anything

that's yours is mine, dude. I'm your big brother.

Stop. You guys are... First of all, babe, poetry is not

hot. There's nothing hot about poetry.

And you, you're a fucking douche to your brother. You're lucky you're fucking

hot. You're being so stingy. Like, you're going to keep this all to

Well, that was the plan.

Babe, literally, it's not a big deal. I mean, we've said... We've wanted to try

threesomes. Well, I've wanted to try threesomes for a long time now. Why not

with your brother?

No way.

Sharing is caring, man.

Do you need to call mom and tell her you won't share?

Or would you rather me do it with someone else?

No.

Exactly. And we share everything, bro. So what's the difference if it's some

girl?

Fine.

That's what I'm talking about.

She's what she really wanted anyway. Don't you want to keep her happy, man?

Yeah.

Mmm.

I love being shared.

I guess it's not too bad.

Girls have two titties for a reason, man. I tried to tell you.

Yeah, that's true.

Some nice titties though, huh?

They're fucking tasty.

You know, it grows off of two holes for a reason.

You can get one, I'll get the other, bro.

Oh, yes.

There you go.

Blah blah blah.

How is it bro?

Take it back in my fucking hand.

Let me sit on that back and talk.

Pretty, pretty talented girl.

Oh, that feels fucking good.

Oh,

yeah,

that'd be good.

Oh, no.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Oh, you found a good set of spots on it, bro.

Yeah, open up, open up.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, put the book in your mouth, put the book in your mouth.

You like choking on that dick babe?

My freaking ass.

I can't do it.

I can't do it. I can't do it.

I can't do it. I can't do it.

I can't do

it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, yeah.

This isn't so bad bro, right?

Now, open up.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Sweet.

Yeah, that's fun. That's what you wanted. Did you have fun, babe?

Yeah.

Not so thick around.

I love getting shared by you guys.

I think we like threesomes.

Hell yeah.

Every girl you bring here better do anal, bro.