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Previously on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Our fan has invited all of you to Jamaica!

For the couple's trip, you can bring your boo.

You gotta get a boo. You are my boo. You better give her the boo.

You got the biggest brand out of this group that's not a brand. If you just

a small line, you can use that money to take it to the next level.

Tia, no one in this group would take me away from Michael and William. Oh,

because you gave them away. Bitch, you're trash.

He out the community gate.

Then he came and he sat on our front porch. I am Beyonce's family member.

Oh, that's scary.

But I'm not riding a car with this thing.

I'm not happy.

For the night, I just called for Carly when I wanted to leave.

It's for nothing.

I don't think I ever been kicked off a trip before.

This is the first for me.

I ain't never skipped a beat or a bag.

I keep you on the edge of your seat.

I always had the juice, but now I got that beat.

You're always living in the moment.

When you are the moment.

Spring, summer, or September, I'm the one you always remember.

I may be a rookie, but this isn't my first race.

Lord, help me with these boys. What this cup say?

The Lord is my strength.

You are my strength, Lord. You really are.

You know I was a junior deacon. I also heard that she managed the medical

practice and then she got fired. You did?

You fired me.

Why? Because I fell asleep on one of Dad's exam tables.

I really don't remember firing you. You did.

Well, how's the music stuff coming?

It's going pretty good.

When I get to hear some stuff?

I'll let you hear some of a clean version.

I want to hear both versions.

Mm -hmm. You know, I'm working on Chiba Shirei, and I am going to have some

unisex, white shirt, hoodie, jogger. All right. I may need you to model.

All right. When, when, when?

I'll let you know when. I'm here to bring on a consultant to help me with

sketches and things like that, and she's actually going to help me see the

entire thing through.

I realize that I'm going to make Chiba Shirei a success.

I have hired a designer, and we are in the process of putting my thoughts onto

paper. I'm making a lot of changes, because if it's on paper, you're like,

I would do this different, I would do that different. That's where I am right

now. This is like, do or die for me.

I can't keep talking about Shoebox Array and then not doing it. It does not

happen this time. Shoebox Array is going to have a funeral.

Ready, babe?

Load trailer.

Let me try one of these balloons out, making sure they're okay. Oh, my God.

What up, what up? Hello, hello.

Thank you. You're welcome. We got a cake?

We do. Happy birthday. That looks good.

Mm -hmm.

Who's all did you invite?

I invited just our cousins.

I invited Drew because, you know, she has a son that he likes to play with.

that's old Kenyon, so that'll be good. You going to hold it?

You can't drop it. Ace is turning six years old. It always sucks when your

birthday lands in the middle of the week. You still want to do something. So

having a smaller party for him today, but I'm going to have a very big party

him this weekend.

Oh, we got more people.

How you doing?

What's up? We're having a party.

We're having a birthday party.

Yeah, we haven't brought him over yet. Okay. These are our cousins.

Hi, cousin. Let me go get my two little ones, and then we will get this thing

started. You're being so shy, huh?

Make your wish.

Make your wish.

I was going to take the kids into the gaming truck. Y 'all want to go check it

out? Come on, Ace. All right.

Here we go.

Ooh.

Ace has gotten into video games, so I thought it would be a fun idea to get a

gaming truck.

I want every birthday for my kids to be all the way turnt. Where should the

birthday boy sit?

Ace, you want to play Mario Kart?

Now, what you want to play?

You're getting ready for Jamaica.

Yeah. I'll get you some rum. Okay.

Let me look around before Sonya gets looking, okay? I can see you in this

Vuitton swimsuit. I see.

You're really cute. I like this. So wait, what you been doing? How you

How you, I mean.

Oh my God, girl.

Michael told Ty that he really missed being home.

He said, I'm going to be honest, William does nothing but lay on the bed and

play Roblox all day. He doesn't take a shower. He doesn't brush his teeth.

Oh, Lord.

I don't know what to do. Should I shorten the 30 days because are they

structure there or are they on vacation?

So I called my sister. I'm like, why is she allowed to be on the computer all

day and play Roblox?

That's going to make him not even want to come back home.

And she's like, no, I'm taking it from him. I'm going to take it. I'm like,

okay, whatever.

That was actually hatchery. I could see you wearing that with this. I'm trying

to get that credit card.

We finally make it to the archives.

Oh my goodness.

We have your drink right up there.

Sit down. Eat tall. We got a lot to catch up on.

on with the security?

What happened with the guy?

So we spoke to the police department and basically they set up to just do tours

of the community.

You should just get an off -duty police officer to sit at the entrance.

That's what Cardi B has. She lives about a mile down the street from me. What y

'all talking about? Yeah, they were talking about 24 -hour security.

Y 'all paying for...

24 -hour security?

Well, I live behind an armed gate. An armed gate? What do you mean? Yeah, like

security guard.

Oh, that sits at the front. Mm -hmm. It gives me a sense of comfort. Yeah.

See, that shit is dope.

I love Roswell. Mm -hmm. I like being in this area. For me, it's just convenient

to everything.

To get to that airport every time you need to go and produce a play on

What's been going on with the play? Lord, I'm devastated.

We had to shut the play down.

What? Well, that new wave of Omicron, it hit the cast, right? And so basically

we had to shut the show down for at least 10 days. That could bankrupt the

It was going to bankrupt the show, so we had to basically just shut it down.

Wow. We did everything we could, and it's like, you feel like you failed.

Yeah, you can't control COVID. It's just been tough all around.

It was just crazy because so many people had great things to say about the show.

Then when this happened, it just...

It took us down.

To me, I am a black woman.

You know, I come from a single parent home.

I did not have money handed to me.

But people just look at me as everything that I've done. It's like, oh,

everything just happens for, it doesn't just happen.

These are things that I have to work for my whole life. I feel like I want to

make it happen because I know it's not just for me.

It was more of.

trying to even the playing field for African Americans who are creators and

want to be on Broadway.

I'm sorry, I didn't even hear about it. I've been feeling really blah.

So far, me and Kenya have gotten along great.

I just, at the end of the day, felt like, if you're there, if you're coming.

drove there by herself.

Like, you know what I mean? Like, she was going to ruin the trip for

For everyone. And I was disappointed in Candy again.

Candy has shown who she is. That's who she rocks with. But who's right is

Who's wrong is wrong.

Cheers. Cheers. I drank it in 2022.

I know.

I drank it. I'm trying to limit the liquor intake.

Uh -oh. Because of all that happened in Blue Ridge. Girl.

It was a very bipolar trip. I just think Marlo has got a bone, like, a hard -on

for me.

So you need a bone? Is that what you're saying?

Oh, maybe.

The bone was funny.

Here. Get it.

Okay? Don't play with me. Play with that.

You are literally the bone carrier.

Move over, Sheree. Move over, Sheree. I hope Jamaica's not going to be like Blue

Ridge. Because we can't have that drama that we had in Blue Ridge and Jamaica.

So I felt like when we were in New York, the trip was a little bit off balance.

We had some people who had couples, some people who didn't.

So for the Jamaica trip, you can bring a friend.

Or you can bring a new guy.

Ross and I are going together. And so I want everybody to have a plus one. So at

least if we're doing activities that require two people, you got somebody.

But I was just thinking, though, there is three of you that are single. Kenya.

So let me call the other single lady and tell her.

Oh,

wait a minute.

Sonia's calling.

Oh.

Hello.

I'm actually sitting here with my girlfriend.

I would love to invite all of you to come to my house on Saturday.

It's kind of like a prelude to our Jamaica trip. I really want this to be a

couple's trip.

I want you to bring somebody.

She thought it was a couple's trip.

Okay, so I just want to be clear that the Jamaica trip is a couple's trip

because I felt like, you know, you... Bye,

girl. Listen.

What the?

Okay, so I just want to be clear that the Jamaica trip is a couple's trip.

Bye, girl.

Girl, listen.

What the?

She's pushing the couple trip situation. You're not going to do that to me,

okay? What the hell?

She feels she's Queen B.

Why would you do that? Because she knows she ain't got to buy the brain.

My thing is, we know the king's going through a divorce.

Right. Like, why are we forcing the point of her having to bring somebody on

You get ass all the way off.

Tanya's not a dumb girl. She knows that I'm not dating anyone right now.

No, don't stick on me. I don't have to go.

I thought she was being really insensitive. I'm sure I'll hang up on

if she tried it. I don't need it.

I got to talk to her sidebar. That ain't cool. Please do it. Just kill a witch

hunter like I do.

Hi, Dr.

Tartt. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Come on back. Thank you so much for

seeing me. Hey, of course. Oh, my God. I never thought I would be seeing the

real couch.

Like, the couch would just lay down.

You have to be comfortable, right? We're talking about important things.

Well, Marlo, I'm a Christian psychologist, so I give believers the

to open up in prayer. I will love that.

I was referred to Dr. Tart by Sheree because I don't know what my parenting

doing. Am I doing the right thing? Am I making the right decision?

It's so hard for me because I never planned on having children because I

want to be a mother like my mother.

I need that right now. All right.

Our Lord God, we thank you for bringing Aunt Marla today, Lord. We ask and pray

that you facilitate change, Lord. We believe in you. We thank you, Lord.

Amen.

I'm so nervous right now.

I'm so nervous right now. What's going on?

God.

Pick your time.

What's wrong?

Sorry, because they're my nephews.

Their mom has mental issues. She's incarcerated right now. So two and a

three years ago, I got a call from my nephews, and I was like, Auntie, can you

come get us? So I went and got them.

And it's like, months went on and months went on, and they're still here.

Okay. But I freaked out, and I told Michael and William to get out.

I called my little sister. I'm like, no, I can't do it anymore.

What happened?

I was frustrated because they just take everything for granted.

I'm like, William, make sure you make up your bed.

He's like, oh, I made it up, Auntie.

I go upstairs.

The bed is not made.

And Mike got mad at me when I went to New York. He punched the wall.

OK. There's no structure. And it makes me feel like I'm never consistent with

the punishment.

And these three years, they're a part of my life. They're like my best friends.

I want to watch a movie with them. I want to be goofy with them. But I want

still to respect me and know when I say something, I mean business.

I can say this as a parent.

It's not fun all the time. I'll tell you, boys don't listen to talk. And then

yell like my mom. You don't have to yell. And that doesn't do any good. You

don't have to yell.

You can be strong versus yell strong.

But am I too strong? Am I being mean to them? You want to be consistent in the

message that you're sending them. You want to help them to be good.

So I want to equip you with some things that are actually going to help you in

them. One, family meetings each week.

We're going to talk about how things are going. Let's start with the positives.

Let's start with some things that need to change.

Second thing, you want to give them a schedule. I would like for you all to

out your homework at 7 o 'clock.

Third thing is quality time. Every Tuesday is Taco Tuesdays if I'm not

It's like I have to make sure that happens more. First of all, can you give

yourself credit?

You, the other options, are the best chance that they have.

Even though I miss them so much and I feel I do need a break, is it going to

bad if I let them stay that 30 days?

I don't think you're wrong because we can't discount what would have happened

you let them stay. What we want to be on guard for is making them not feel like

they were abandoned.

That's what I'm worried about.

I'm going to let them come back. But pardon me, I'm not going to lie, I'm

afraid. I'm afraid of them, something happening. It's like I failed them.

So once you're consistent, they're going to follow.

I want structure and consistency for me and for them. And I want these boys to

be supermans. I really do.

Now you're saying order has to be restored. When you come back, it can't

business as usual.

No.

Well, I have to say, coming here tonight has helped.

Well, I'm glad.

How often do I need to come to you?

Can I bring the boys to you? You can.

Oh, man. Give me a hug on that one.

Would it be better if you see us together, or separate?

As a family. Okay. Well, next time, when I let them back in the house, we'll be

together. Okay. Okay?

Sounds good. Thank you so much for seeing me. I totally appreciate it.

Coming up next.

I'm done with y 'all.

Y 'all so disrespectful.

They're my grateful kids.

Where is Caleb Riley?

Holy shit.

You know, it's so funny. It's like, we don't hardly have all of our cues in the

house at the same time.

Thank you, buddy.

You got the little Nerf gun?

You almost put my eye out with this thing.

Can you believe we got four kids?

Hi. Four kids. Oh, my God.

What's up, K -Boogie?

Nothing. Tired. You know, R &B. Ow.

Hello.

So how are y 'all New Yorkers doing here in Atlanta?

Bored. Bored? Are you doing good in school?

Yeah. Obviously adjusting after everything was online the first year,

on an upward slope.

That's what I'm talking about. Upward slope.

Riley and Kayla are both in New York City living their best life. Riley is a

sophomore now at NYU.

Kayla is in New York working in TV production.

She's doing really good for herself, and I'm happy and proud of her.

What type of liquor y 'all drinking?

No, we're sober over here. Whatever. Oh, God.

You ain't got to lie, Riley.

We're sober.

Anyway, we are finally going to get our trust done.

We've been talking about it for a very long time.

Really, you can have three different trusts. You have certain desires.

But in that trust, you have desires. We'll put those assets in those trusts,

then you'll have a trust in the middle with your shared ideas.

We both had properties and different things before we got married, and then

got things that we've accumulated since we've been married.

And, you know, we will be having to figure out how those things get divided.

So, like, think about the Jersey crib.

I will leave that to Kayla.

You know what I mean? I feel like that's fair. But my thing is as far as

finances from the estate that we have together, I don't want it to be where

get a big lump sum and you're like, oh, I got $5 million.

And you look up, you make a few bad decisions, and that $5 is $130 ,000.

So I would rather give out sums in different stages of your life. So

giving it all to you, it's spread out and that you're able to have financial

wealth throughout your whole life.

What's their face, right?

I would not do that.

People say it all the time.

I mean, I still think I would prefer to get it earlier because, like, what if I

want to invest in a business? Like, I'd want to do, like, my businesses starting

in, like, my 20s. But that's part of the trust. Have you done the due diligence

to understand that this business operates this way? You have a plan.

I mean, realistically, we keep talking about, Lord forbid, if something happens

to the both of us, but what if something happens to one of us? Mm -hmm.

And then the other one is still here.

See, and that's where we differ because... That's where we differ.

You look at me like, ah, you're going to be strict. You ain't going to give them

nothing. I'm like, that's not true.

I mean, yeah, definitely different.

And not even that, but I think you guys treat your kids' lifestyles very

different.

Look at this view.

16, got a high -rise apartment in the city.

Kayla said she's going to New York. Wait, what? Only thing I did tell her,

least if you are going to go, you should work, tax some money.

Personally,

I'd be in a bit of a situation.

No, that's not. Yes, I would.

You would not. I would be.

I don't think you would agree to give her the apartments and stuff that I

agree to. That's not true. I think it's also how much I spend. Like, I don't

think you would allow me to be part of the decision as much as I am with my

If then you would say, yeah, well, this is the budget, so you got to figure out

how to make it work. Yeah.

That's not true.

Do you think he would do that?

Well.

Daddy? You think?

We all think that. No.

My dream is to teach you to be self -sufficient.

And you know what? Come on, come on, come on, come on. Can I say what I'm

saying? Go ahead. For you to be independent, if you get my money, it's a

Life lessons. If your parents are not here to teach you. And that's a perfect

word. You always want to teach a lesson.

Everything is like, oh, she needs to learn a lesson.

And plus, you have a mom instinct.

He thinks, to me, he thinks business -wise all the time.

It's never daddy and business. It's business most of the time.

Am I going to have a tipping allowance?

You don't know how to show affection.

I'm trying to make you tough, kid.

I expect a lot out of Kayla.

But I'm proud of her. She's doing her thing. She got her own apartment. She

her own bills.

That's part of that tough love. One day I'm going to be gone and I need to know

that you can handle yourself.

I don't think you and I always think the same.

So that's why I don't know if I trust you to make all the decisions for me.

It's really bad that you think that if something happened to you that I

make sure Riley was right.

I think it's up.

It just shows how disengaged we are.

Y 'all done wore me out. I'm done with y 'all.

Y 'all so disrespectful.

Get that paperwork right. I don't want no smoke.

Yes, I will do what he thinks needs to be done. But will it be what I think?

We have a lot of things together.

So how do we manage that?

I'm ungrateful, kids.

Oh, my God.

I think it's feeling darker.

Oh, yeah, it's feeling darker.

Coming up next. Your tone was very condescending.

Was it? That's not how you're supposed to make somebody feel.

I actually didn't even know it was Sheree's birthday until two days ago,

I decided, since we were all getting together anyway, why not celebrate her

make it a special moment for her, too?

Yes.

All my ladies in the club who came to have some fun, leave feelings at the

We ain't come here for love.

We came to shake it off.

Hi, welcome to LA to Fabric. Hi, awesome.

My name's Brittany, welcome in.

Hi, how are you?

This is Mimi.

Nice to meet you. Do you know what you're interested in? Yes, I'm revamping

line. Nice. Okay, so are you interested in knits or wovens, fabrics that

stretch? Definitely fabrics that stretch, knit.

I'm not just going to put anything out there.

So right now, I am still sourcing fabrics. I'm still sourcing all the

These right here are woven fabrics, so they wouldn't work if you're looking for

like a knit. I am really trying to make sure I have everything in place.

You didn't have a show?

I want a huge show. A huge show. A huge show. That's exciting. Is it menswear,

womenswear? It started out as womens, but I've gotten so many requests from

who are like, oh, I want a jogger too.

With men, there will be a...

A VPL.

You know what that is?

Uh -uh.

You know what it is?

Never. A visual print line.

Oh, like a visual print line. A visual print line.

A little sneak peek.

Hey, both men and women like to see a little something dangling every now and

then. So I'm going to give the people what they want.

These are actually new, and these would be fantastic for dresses.

Some velvets, which would be fantastic if you want to glam up the joggers. This

is a Liverpool knit.

This could be actually good for joggers. It has a great weight.

My birthday is approaching, and I made a promise to myself that this year I am

going to make T -Buy Charade a reality.

Do you have more thoughts?

We have some really good wholesalers that we're in close contact with. We're

happy to share those. So their wholesalers, they can get you all the

you need.

After dealing with the Tyrone situation, for one, I do not feel

bad about putting Sharae first. Which color did you like? I like the gray. I

like the nude. We're able to get more of this if needed. Yeah, these are

reorderable. Okay.

Here are the samples here. I have them cut.

Oh, that is amazing. Thank you so much. Absolutely. We're always here to help.

Okay.

What up, babe?

How you feeling?

I'm feeling good, like a million dollars.

You still feeling good after meeting with our daughters?

Oh, I don't f*** with them.

Why would you say that?

They're very entitled.

It didn't feel good.

You wasn't over there taking stuff personal, were you?

Oh, it's always personal.

We are a family, and it should be a space where they can feel comfortable

telling you how they really feel.

I'm not supposed to take it any kind of way?

Like, you didn't trust that if something happened to you and Riley was here with

me that you didn't trust that I would take care of her or make sure she was

good. I think you would take care of her, but it's obvious that I'm a

little bit more...

free with giving out the coins than you are. Let's just put it that way.

I am going to be more structured. So when you do say you don't trust that I

would do what you would do, I probably would.

So whatever you got, please leave it for them and put it in writing. Make sure

your thing is detailed out to where they ain't even going to ask me a question.

Yeah, I mean, I definitely will. The estate planning has been stressful, but

two of us can always, Somehow come together and see eye to eye. Also, we

just buckle down and get it done.

Well, moving forward, we got to figure out how to continue building this whole

empire situation.

What you talking about?

Well, you know, I have been really down in the dumps about the whole plate. It

was like a really tough blow.

But the crazy thing is one of the other producers reached out.

I'm asking, would I possibly be interested in being a producer on

Broadway show?

But the other thing... And it's probably going to be a dope show.

I did talk to Nick about it, and he was like, I don't know if you should do it

because that's if a colored man clothes early, and this show could be in

jeopardy of the same thing, and that's the scary thing.

I'm thinking about it. I'm not going to just jump on it because... I think you

jump on it.

Everybody wants to be so instant. Like, your first show, you get a tone. Like,

come on. Like, why can't you have two shows that close? And you go for the

one.

Yeah. I think it just shows your dedication to wanting to be in that

Oh, wow, she came back.

I respect her.

Wow. I love how you push for love.

I don't know. That's how I feel, man. I guess I think a little differently.

Yeah. We bump heads a lot, but...

One thing about Todd, he knows how to motivate me and to keep me going, honey.

Give me a hug.

You're not wearing me out.

I have the perfect partner in life.

Do that play and see what happens.

It'll just be a few dollars the kids won't get.

But it'll be something you wanted to do.

Coming up next.

As you are getting older, maybe you just don't remember.

I hope you look like this when you get my age.

All right, Posse people, way to go.

All right, so what we got, Rakim? What we got? What's happening?

We got this happy birthday balloons. We need to hang up somewhere.

I got the streamers, bottles, the whole setup.

Photo booth actually is landing in like 30 seconds.

Perfect! Yeah.

This is exciting. Yes, it is.

So good.

So we'll do the cake, gifts, everything right there. Daryl!

Walk on, cutie.

So we're going to hand it to our team committee. We're going to hold that side

so they don't pop onto the thing. Okay. The first time the ladies are coming to

the chrism. I know.

Are you ready?

I was ready.

Oh, this is such a pretty home.

Welcome! Oh, Marla, you look so pretty! This is so pretty.

Oh, thank you so much. It was so good to see you. How are you doing?

Girl, I got him blushing. He blushing.

Oh, I look cute.

What's up, girl?

And the deuce is here, too. Hello. Say hi to Miss Katie.

You don't know me yet. I'm sorry.

Hello. Hi.

So you feeling better?

As in not being in the mountains with people? As in not wanting to kick us out

no more?

I don't know, y 'all. Definitely.

We're not getting kicked out of there, are we?

is here.

Hi.

I made it.

Welcome to my home. I was like, am I still in Georgia? I should have booked a

flight, a helicopter, a train.

She is not in Atlanta. You do know that, right?

We have our Sarray gift pile, which looks like you might have forgotten

Listen, you was there.

You saw what happened in Blue Ridge.

Sit down. Sit down.

Sarray is coming to get her puppy and put her on her So I'm here in peace. I'm

here to wish her happy birthday. I feel like that's a present.

Drew's in the house!

Hi!

You're here?

Hi! Oh, you look cute!

Hey! Hey, girl!

Hi, my little!

Hi! Hi, my little angel buddy! Hi, Kenya.

Yes, you guys look great!

I'm going through a tough time right now with my son, William.

I need nothing but positive.

So no matter what you do, Lakinia, you are not for my vibe.

It's always been really easy for me to ignore Marlo because she's irrelevant.

Hey, Kimmy. We could do the tour of the house. I saw the railings. I'm like,

okay, what's going on here?

I love the neighborhood. I mean, I had to pack a small lunch to get here.

And I love the patterned rug.

Thank you. You have to get a real tree, though, no fake tree. No fake tree.

Lakinia loves home decor.

Furnish yourself coming along.

Girl, don't get, I don't know. So I would love for her to look around and

of give me some ideas.

And I also want to tell her how I feel about her hanging up on me.

And then this is what I wanted to talk to you about. So I went with a darker

wall, but I don't know if the gray is giving the gray I want.

I don't like the gray.

I think what you need is more, like, grandeur.

Draperies here. Yeah, definitely need drapes. I always just take those right

away. Okay. Before we go out, though, before we go out to the girls, I wanted

to. What?

That's what's hanging up on me.

But honestly, though, if you don't like something, just tell me. Like, don't

hang up on me. We ain't playing that.

Where's Anya and Ikea? They've been gone a minute.

I needed some water. I'm a little... Anya!

Bring us some food if y 'all gonna be gone this long. Yeah.

Can I test out the bed? Of course, of course, of course.

Listen, I'm gonna hang up because I'm like, no, that's not how you're supposed

to make somebody feel.

You know, 2021, I was in a great place.

I was just trying to get back.

to where I was before I was married, like not letting people run over me. And

that's kind of like what happened in my marriage. I let so much stuff slide.

And now I'm just to the point where it's like, no, don't do that to me. I feel

like sometimes when people like, if you're feeling a certain way, then you

receive stuff differently.

to talk about the trip.

I was like, hey, I just want to make sure you can bring somebody.

So Katie was like, girl, I'm not going through this with you. A grown woman

shouldn't hang up on anyone.

It was just very off -putting. And your tone was very condescending. Was it?

Yes. OK, so I just want to be clear.

Clear. Bye.

The reason I brought it back up was because the first time I said it, I

get a chance to tell you. You don't got to bring somebody you're having a, you

know, relationship with. Bring your girlfriend.

I want to apologize to you because I never want you to feel like I am putting

you in a position that you felt like you were in when you were married or

anything like that. That's not the kind of friend I am. And I appreciate that.

All right. Yeah. I know you want to be my friend. I know you love me, girl. I

know you love me. So cut it out. Go out there. And we're on our best behavior

tonight. When am I not?

All right, ladies. Sheree is here. So I'm thinking we should go by the door.

So, Rakim, I want to make sure we have some music on when she walks in. We're

still working it out right now.

We can do something acapella.

If Sonia can't host a house party, how are you going to host a whole vacation

Jamaica? I'm a little concerned.

Peaches and dreams.

All right, guys. Let's just sing happy birthday when she walks in. Let's just

start singing happy birthday. Are you ready? Are you ready?

I'm so shocked.

This Sonia, someone who I just recently connected with, put this party together

for me. She is definitely a ride or die type chick.

Just like me.

I don't know how to do this. You just stand on there. So can we get

Sheree first on here?

Battery, the battery?

Oh, we've been having extra time.

Hey. Daddies, chicken on the left, beef on the right. Would y 'all like some?

Sonia, did you cook this? Or did your mom? No, this is catered. We didn't

Oh, OK. All right.

Sonia, what is with this dry catered food?

I need a whole tin of rum punch to wash down this dry -ass food.

Trey, yes, you go first. Basically, you just hit your poses or whatever, and the

thing will go around you. OK.

I want you to work it, because you're looking good. You're looking like money.

The fact that she does not have white meat chicken, no bartender, and a photo

booth that doesn't work?

Maybe we should eat first. We all right for now. Okay.

Let's go ahead with the photo deal. I mean, I guess it is a thought that

So I can give her an A for effort.

We'll come back.

So what you been doing?

Girl, working on Damn She Buy Charade. I've been tunnel vision, focus.

I'm determined.

All right, ladies.

We're going to get some food going.

We have jerk chicken and rice and plantains. Oh, yummy.

As dry as those tortillas were, we might need to make our own food, too. You got

one more time, Tia.

One more time in my house. We need drinks. That's what we need. That's what

need. We need drinks, girl. Yes!

This isn't how you throw a party for your friends.

Where is the bartender?

Do we have a chef? It's giving Party City a child's birthday party.

Is this Deuce's birthday?

This is tough.

Deuce was tough.

So wait, so we have not seen each other since.

Well, the cabin, basically. I had to ask Drew. Did you pack those bones?

Absolutely. I say I'm ready. You wasn't ready that day, boo. I'm always going to

express myself in my way. You wasn't ready that day. But when people won't

express themselves when they throw rocks and hide their hands.

Well, throw a rock and hit it in.

When people won't express themselves when they throw rocks and hide their

I was addressing the dog that was blocking the way that you had

to address you.

She did not address.

What I'm saying to you is you brought this person around.

Tomato.

Tomato. I'm throwing tomatoes at you, bitch. What are you saying? You're not

making any sense.

I'm throwing tomatoes at this bitch because she whack.

They're funny.

I'm throwing them at you. You deserve them. All the tomatoes.

I think Drew secretly lives for me.

What are you saying?

You're not making any sense. I'm listening.

This bitch is looking for my attention.

It's your birthday, girl. Thank you. Because we see she's not getting it at

home.

Listen. I'm not going to stop talking to Fatum because she doesn't like what

Fatum said. But it didn't stop there. She proceeded to then get a detective to

run Nehemiah's information.

Who are we talking to right now? Hold on. Are we talking to Danielle, Andrew

Drew, Tiffany?

Who am I talking to right now? I don't even know.

So that's a problem.

Drew loves to fight. Drew has a sign on the side of the road. Will fight for

free. Just tell me where.

I got something to say right now.

Hello. Hello. So, Drew. Let me get ready to receive this. Girl, get that weave

out of my hair. Right.

It's good weave. It's good weave. It's good weave.

Have a rash later.

If you guys sit back and think, every time we've had a sit -down, she's

with somebody. Because she always felt like you had to make things about you.

This woman has made it about me. When I came to Brooklyn's party, she said what

she said about my husband. And I don't know her.

But maybe you don't remember.

I mean, as you are getting older, maybe you just don't remember.

Bitch, old and cold, baby.

Old and cold.

Don't tell half your mother's story, bitch. Old and cold. You better hope you

look like this when you get my age. You're as pretty, but... She better hope

Sharae's age she still looks good because Sharae looks damn amazing to be

Oh, Sharae going to curse me out. Lord Jesus.

You came real tough today, honey. I'm always tough.

I'm always tough.

At the end of the day, you don't find nothing wrong with it, so it's true. I

know where I stand. We see where each other's at. I am done with it.

I am done with it. I am done with it.

All right, okay. Let's move on.

Let's do the... Okay, cutting over here. Drew. I would love to hear you sing

Happy Birthday, Sister A.

Well, no, we're not doing that. I'm not using my voice to sing.

Never mind. She ain't got to sing.

She don't want to sing. She want to be petty on my birthday. She ain't got to

sing. Be the bigger person.

Happy birthday to you.

Wait, what? Is it for me? Happy birthday.

Drew doesn't know how to apologize, so I'm going to assume this is her apology.

Thank you, Drew.

The cake is really good. It's so good. All right, ladies. If you guys can go

on the couch, I'll be right back. All right. Have a seat. Have a seat, ladies.

Oh, God.

All right, ladies.

Class is officially in session.

That rules for Jamaicans.

Today's lesson.

Sign this rule for Jamaica, all right? All righty. After Blue Ridge, we're not

going down that track again, okay? So this is how we're going to have a

successful trip.

All right, rule number one. I want everybody to have water -friendly hair.

number two.

Jamaica, no problem, which means no standoff.

She should have set a rule on not having as dry as catered food here. That

should have been a rule. Let's move to rule number three.

Absolutely.

I'm an actress, and this is the way I express myself.

I love a good prop when I'm making a scene.

All right, rule number four. No weed, no jail.

So y 'all might think weed is legal in Jamaica. Weed is not legal in Jamaica.

Oh, it's not? No, it's not.

It's not legal in Jamaica.

If y 'all go to jail, I'm leaving y 'all there. Got it. Rule number five. I say

invite me, like I told you guys, on a trip to Jamaica to film for my series.

all I'm saying is I really need you on your best behavior.

This is a work trip for me. I say it's putting the bill.

Ain't nobody fighting in the driveway or throwing doggy treats in my hometown.

Okay. All right, everybody going to be bringing their best behavior and a smile

on this trip?

Y 'all mine.

Amen.

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