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{\an8}♪ When I was young,
younger than before ♪
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♪ I never saw the truth hanging
from the door ♪
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♪ And now I'm older,
see it face to face ♪
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♪ And now I'm older
got to get up, clean the place ♪
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Lots of messages coming
in on today's hot topic--
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Linda's Ledgers.
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Her list of every single chore
she's done
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and how long it took her
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that came up
at yesterday's trial.
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What did it make you feel?
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Did it make you think about
who does what in your home?
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Are you someone who's
angry about
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all the time you've spent
doing it all?
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Or--
are you someone who enjoys it?
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Is the distribution
of household labour
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a bone of contention
in your home?
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Does the government need
to get involved?
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Would you,
the British taxpayer,
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be happy to pay domestic
benefit
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to the person doing it all...
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Late for your first shift.
Not a good start, town mouse.
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Mm. It seems our Eel Queen
continues to cause mayhem.
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I've told you,
it's nothing to do with me.
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Is that really the
most humane way of killing them?
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Calling you the Mick Lynch
of Dusting, town mouse.
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Yeah. Riling the womenfolk
right up, you are.
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Well, they wouldn't even
know about it
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if you hadn't put me on trial.
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No, I refuse to be
some poster girl
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for some kind of
anti-housework cult.
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Ah, the reluctant messiah.
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Now, they're always
the best leaders, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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Whew!
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- Hot flash?
- Yes. It's the stress.
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Have you not got
your menopause magnet
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down your pants today,
then, now?
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No, I can't wear it in here
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because of all the pots and pans
and knives.
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Radio Caller: Didn't know how
to use the washing machine,
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doesn't understand
what a toilet brush is for.
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I've had enough.
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Anyway, so I says to our John
that either I start getting
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paid for doing everything,
or I ain't doing it no more.
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And he says we're a team
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and that his job
is fitting windows,
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and that my job is doing all
the house and the kids stuff,
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which made my blood boil
because I'm a barrister
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and earn much more than him.
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So I says to him,
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"Why don't you add up
how much it would cost you
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to pay all these
different professionals to do
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all the bollocks I do for you
and come back with a figure?"
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So he comes back with a figure,
and no amount of window fitting
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is gonna cover it, Joy.
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So we comes to an agreement,
which is him doing his
fucking bit.
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And how's that working out?
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Radio Caller:
Well, it ain't, is it?
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'Cos he cleaned the toilet
then cleaned the cabinet
mirror after
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with the same cloth he used
to clean the toilet with.
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So the mirror was a smeary mess
of wee and pubes,
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which I then had to clean again
and that made me late
for court,
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and I got a big murder case on.
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So what's the solution, Beth?
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I don't fucking know, Joy.
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All I know is that I'm
now writing everything down
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in my own Linda's Ledger.
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Well, keep us posted, Beth.
Dave is on line three.
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- Shoot, Dave.
- You women just want us
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men castrated in public,
don't ya?
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You think that would be
a good idea.
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You can't just keep calling in
and saying that, Dave.
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Give my love to Cheryl.
Kev is on line four.
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Come on, Kev.
Don't let me down.
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Divvy up household chores
equally between men and women.
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Less time women spend
doing chores,
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more time they'll have
doing their proper jobs,
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and that will boost the boost
the economy.
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Ooh! Good call, Kev.
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So, are you gonna
pull your socks up?
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Nah.
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Right.
Give my love to Susie.
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Well, that's it for today.
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Until tomorrow...
Je suis Linda.
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We're women, Linda.
This is what we do.
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It's what we've always done.
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What makes you so bloody
special? Nothing, that's what.
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So stop whingeing and moaning
about being a woman and
come home!
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Go-o-o-o-od morning,
Forest of Dean!
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News just in.
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The new road and development
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has been halted indefinitely due
to lack of funds.
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That is a travesty!
An absolute travesty!
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My starlings lost their home.
They've got nothing. Nothing!
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Not only have I lost
my beloved tree,
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I've also lost
my most prized possession...
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Father Watkins' bible--
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Malleus Maleficarum.
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Whoever you are, you have until
midday tomorrow to return it.
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His daughters rejected it,
mocked his nightly readings,
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and then began
their witches' supper.
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Shame on them!
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Which brings me round
to today's subject--
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Ungrateful women.
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First they hijack
our Eel Festival.
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Now they want a medal
for doing the bloody ironing.
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Our boys on the front line
do their own ironing
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and then kill people.
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Do they get a medal for it?
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I mean, yeah, they do, but--
not for the ironing.
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That's my point.
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Makes one wonder, doesn't it,
gentlemen,
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with the recent eel
endangerment hot on the heels
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of the womanised Eel Festival
and Linda's Ledgers.
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I also hear that two of
the mother tree's tree fellers
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haven't been able to achieve
an erection since.
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Coincidence or a curse?
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All this recent
phallic-themed endangerment
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is giving me the willies.
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So lock up your cucumbers
and your stinkhorns
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before they droop, too.
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Back after this.
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I'm, uh...
I'm going to Turkey tomorrow.
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Package holiday with the kids?
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No.
Turkish hair transplant.
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Turkey hair.
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- Don't they have feathers?
- Turkish.
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Turkish hair.
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What is Turkish hair again?
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Oh, I've heard of
a Turkish bath.
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- Turkish delight.
- Is it like regular hair
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but with a light dusting
of icing sugar?
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Lads, lads, lads, it's where
I'm going to get it done.
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Turkey is the, uh,
cosmetic surgery Mecca.
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You know, bums, boobs, faces,
teeth, hair transplants.
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Penis enlargements.
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- Just hair, is it, Steve?
- That's right.
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The rest of me is unimprovable.
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How's Lin's treatment going,
Steve?
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- What treatment?
- Her cancer treatment.
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She hasn't got cancer, Jerry.
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You said she had cancer.
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Jerry, fuck's sake, man,
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have you thought all this time
Lin had cancer?
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He made it all up because he
felt humiliated by her leaving.
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Come on, Jer.
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So she hasn't got cancer?
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But me and the kids
ran a half marathon for her.
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Squeezed water out of cloth.
30 seconds.
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Pig Man's cloth brings
all the girls to the yard.
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I love housework.
I used to do everything.
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And would your ex-wife agree?
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Oh, 100%.
She did fuck all.
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Oh. Well done, you.
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I'm just saying I did my bit.
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Ohh!
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I've really annoyed myself
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thinking more of you
for doing the housework,
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and I wouldn't have thought that
if you were a woman.
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We make such a fuss of guys for
doing, like, the bare minimum.
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"Dave's such an
incredible father!
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He did the school run
last week."
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"[ Gasps ] Bob did the kids' tea
last Thursday.
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Used every pot in the house
and didn't wash up,
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but he did the tea."
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"Love Bob.
He's such a ledge."
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"Oh! Did you hear?
Adam changed Tilly's nappy.
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Give him the Nobel Prize!"
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Special recipe just for you.
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Ooh!
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Rose coffee.
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Well, it's not that bad, is it?
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You said
you love the smell of roses.
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No, I do, I do.
Thank you.
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My mum had this...
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She wore this rose talc,
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and, er, it would always be
all over the bathroom floor.
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Do you ever feel like
you're just pretending?
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- How do you mean?
- To be happy.
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Being here is like the first
time, I think in my whole life,
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I've ever felt like
I belonged somewhere.
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Every family photo, I looked
like just some random kid
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that had just
wandered into shot.
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But it's not just the people, though.
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It's the place.
I feel really rooted here.
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Follow the mushrooms, Linda.
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The mushrooms?
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They're what led me here.
I'm sure of it.
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Can we have a word about
Linda's Ledgers, please, Linda?
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How long have you
been there for?
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It's just, does...
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...does sex...
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...go in
the chore ledger, Linda?
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Sorry, does-- does what
go in the chore ledger?
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Sex. Sex.
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And not just the main act, neither.
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What about the hand jobs
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and the mouth jobs
and the bum jobs?
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I can't answer that for you,
Judith.
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You--
Only you can answer that.
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Did you put all your hand jobs
and mouth jobs and bum jobs
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in your Linda's Ledger, Linda?
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I-I don't talk about
my private life.
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I don't-- I don't know what
the chore ledger rules are.
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Just if-- just if it felt like
a chore, then I--
then I put it in.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, Linda.
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I shall amend my
Janet's Linda's Ledger
accordingly,
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and I'll pass that on
to the others.
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It's not Janet's Linda's Ledger.
It's just...
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And I shall amend
my Judith's Linda's Ledger too.
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No, it's just Judith's ledger.
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It's not
Judith's Linda's Ledger.
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See? I told you.
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If it feels like a chore,
then it goes in.
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That's the rule.
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- If it...
- If it...
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- ...feels like a chore...
- ...feels like a chore...
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...then it goes in.
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- ...then it goes in.
- That's the rule.
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- That's the rule.
- Thank you, Linda.
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- Thank you, Linda.
- We'll see the girls
immediately.
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- We'll see the girls.
- But there aren't
any rules.
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That-- that's not what
I was saying.
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Can I backdate my
Sarah's Linda's Ledger, Linda?
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Is "smiling at"
a chore, Linda?
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Do we put that down
in my June's Linda's Ledger?
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How do we start
taking the time back, Linda?
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Do we put double time down
if we do two chores at once
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or put them in separately,
Linda?
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I often multitask,
like most women.
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An hand job whilst ironing?
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- Dusting and stripping?
- I don't know!
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Does enthusiastically listening
to him talking about himself
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- all the time go in, Linda?
- I don't-- uh-oh.
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Oi!
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We're all waiting here.
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What does our sign say, Linda?
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"Serving eels and mash to men."
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Yeah, exactly. Men come here
to get away from their women.
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It's not where wives come to get
hand job and housework advice.
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Get rid of them, Linda.
Or we'll get rid of you.
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Sorry, is that supposed to be
the eel speaking?
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- 'Cos I can see your lips move.
- Get rid!
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00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,680
It's not my fault!
I don't know why they're here!
246
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,200
Is listening to his work stories
over and over a chore?
247
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,960
- I don't know!
- What about laughing
at their jokes?
248
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,880
How much should we charge
for that, Linda?
249
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,840
And Judith told us that
hand jobs, mouth jobs,
and bum jobs
250
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,160
are all charged differently.
251
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,680
- Sort it, Linda!
- Yeah, Linda.
252
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,320
It's your final warning.
253
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,400
- Move! Move!
- Move! Move!
254
00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,840
I don't know! I don't know!
255
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,920
Aaah!
256
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,680
Women, please!
Go home!
257
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,960
Leave me out of your bum jobs!
258
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,120
Oh, hello, Martin.
259
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,400
Well, your mum's not dead yet,
if that's why you're ringing.
260
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,040
You never wanted kids.
261
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,120
Oh.
262
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,440
Eczema?
263
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,120
- Lice.
- Oh, God!
264
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,760
Get some shampoo!
265
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,840
- No, I like the company.
- Eh?
266
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,880
Well, it's a lonely old world
out there, Linda.
267
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,800
S-Sorry?
268
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,360
You're actually hosting lice
to make you feel less alone?
269
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,760
Yeah, well, they remind me
that I've got feelings.
270
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,960
Itchiness isn't a feeling.
271
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:25,280
It's a symptom, Tony,
of having your blood sucked.
272
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,840
Well, it's more than a lot of
men my age are getting.
273
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:34,520
Some of these
poor bastards round here
274
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,080
ain't even
getting sucked by lice.
275
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,280
Scratching isn't
a substitute for intimacy.
276
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,360
Well, then you're obviously
not doing it properly.
277
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,720
Tone. Come on.
278
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,200
I've got friends
in codependent relationships.
279
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,280
But this?
280
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,960
They're literally
feeding off you, Tone.
281
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,960
You're their literal
life source.
282
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,240
Yeah, it's nice to be needed,
isn't it?
283
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,320
We all need a purpose in life,
Linda.
284
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,960
Oh!
285
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,200
Siobhain, what the f--
286
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,440
You've come in the Corsa.
Why are you wearing
Steve's leathers?
287
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,320
I'm taking some time back
for myself, Linda.
288
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,960
Where's the toilet?
I'm not shitting in a bush.
289
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,040
Not with my guts.
290
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,040
Oh...
291
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:46,160
{\an8}♪ Oh, Sally, my dear,
it's you I'd be kissing ♪
292
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,200
{\an8}♪ She smiled and replied ♪
293
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:51,560
{\an8}♪ "You don't know
what you're missing" ♪
294
00:21:57,840 --> 00:22:03,520
{\an8}♪ Oh, Sally, my dear,
I wish I could wed you ♪
295
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:09,000
{\an8}♪ Oh, Sally, my dear,
I wish I could bed you ♪
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