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PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C...
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I DON'T CONDONE STEALING.
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HERE IS YOUR PIECE
OF THE ACTION.
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I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE MY
WIFE IS SICK AND WE HAVE BILLS.
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I'M COACHING THE SWIM TEAM.
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I WANT TO USE MY STRENGTH
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TO DO THINGS
THAT MAKE ME HAPPY.
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ATTICUS SHERMAN.
CATHERINE?
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CATHY. PATIENT.
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GOT MY SCAN RESULTS.
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THEY TAKE A BEATING,
BUT THEY KEEP ON GROWING.
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- I'M SORRY.
- HOW ARE YOUR SCANS?
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THEY'RE GOOD.
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I KNOW THIS IS
AN INCREDIBLY HARD TIME.
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WHEN I MISCARRIED,
I PLANTED A TREE.
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YOU WENT OFF YOUR MEDS?
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YEAH, I'M NOT GONNA GO
THROUGH THIS DOPED UP.
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SEAN?
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♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪
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♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪
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♪ STEP OUT ♪
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♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪
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♪ IS THIS
SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪
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♪ WILL SOMEONE
WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪
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♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST
A GAME WE PLAY ♪
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♪ CALLED LIFE ♪
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SEAN LIKES TO PEE
IN THIS ALLEY.
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OH.
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YOUR BROTHER
HAS BEEN PEEING
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IN A LOT OF ALLEYS
FOR A LOT OF YEARS.
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I'M SURE HE KNOWS HIS WAY
AROUND OUT HERE.
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HE'S MORE VULNERABLE
THIS TIME.
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HE HAD A TASTE
OF THE SANE LIFE,
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AND IT BIT HIM
IN THE ASS.
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THANK YOU FOR COMING
TO HELP ME LOOK FOR HIM.
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IT REALLY HELPS
TO HAVE AN ACCOMPLICE.
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EXCUSE ME.
SIR?
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HERE...
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THEY'RE LINED
FOR WIND PROTECTION.
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CAN I DRIVE YOU TO THE TRIAL
ON THURSDAY?
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SOME OF SEAN'S FAVORITE GARBAGE
CANS ARE ON YOUR BLOCK.
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I'M LEAVING THE TRIAL.
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BUT DR. SHERMAN
TOLD YOU TO STAY, RIGHT?
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HE'LL ADD RADIATION.
THERE'S A LOT--
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IF THERE'S ONE THING
I'VE LEARNED
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FROM ALL THE TRIALS
I'VE DONE,
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IT'S IF OTHER PEOPLE
ARE GETTING RESULTS
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AND I'M NOT,
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IT'S TIME TO PACK UP
THE WINE RACK.
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SO WHAT, YOU'RE JUST
LEAVING MINNEAPOLIS?
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WELL, NOT
TILL AFTER THE MARATHON.
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YOU CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG
TO GET INTO THE NEXT TRIAL.
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YOU NEED TO FIND
SOMETHING NOW.
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YES, LUNCH.
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THAT GUY'S BURGER
LOOKED DELICIOUS.
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OH, COME ON!
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THOSE GLOVES
ARE FROM PATAGONIA!
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WHEN I WAS TEN
AND I LOST A NAIL,
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I THOUGHT IT WAS SO "FUGLY."
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NOW I LOVE
THESE LITTLE NUBS.
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MWAH!
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WHICH IS PROOF I'M WINNING,
AND CANCER CAN SUCK IT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
CAN SUCK IT?
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THAT NEW SCALE I GOT.
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THERE IS NO WAY
THAT I AM UP THREE POUNDS.
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I MEAN, COME ON.
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I'VE BEEN EATING LIKE
AN ANOREXIC SOCIALITE.
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IT TAKES TIME.
ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY.
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FUCK ROME.
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THIS IS PAUL CITY,
AND IT'S URGENT.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
TODAY AT THE MAX BUY?
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MANDY OUT-LIFTED ME.
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NOW, GRANTED, SHE'S BUILT
LIKE A FRICKIN' LINEBACKER,
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BUT, YOU KNOW,
IT WAS EMBARRASSING.
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I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK
THAT I CAN'T HAUL ASS.
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YOU HAVE INVENTORY
TOMORROW NIGHT, RIGHT?
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YEP.
ALL NIGHT.
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6:00 P.M. TO 6:00 A.M.
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LIKE I'M A FUCKING VAMPIRE
OR SOMETHING.
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YOU HAVEN'T PULLED
AN ALL-NIGHTER SINCE COLLEGE,
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SO YOU PACE YOURSELF.
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DON'T WORRY, HONEY.
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I'LL CHANNEL MY INNER
20-YEAR-OLD.
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HE HAS VAST RESERVES
OF ENERGY.
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO DIP
BELOW 30 TONIGHT.
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THINK SEAN HAS A BLANKET?
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PAUL?
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AH!
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DAMN, WOMAN,
WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
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YOU SLEPT THROUGH THE BELL...
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AND MOST OF MY CLASS.
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OH.
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MYK MADE ME WATCH
LORD OF THE RINGS
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WHEN HE GOT OFF WORK.
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HOBBITS HAVE
SOME NASTY-ASSED FEET.
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I LOVE THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE,
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BUT YOU CANNOT KEEP
STAYING OUT ALL NIGHT.
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TEENAGERS NEED SLEEP.
IT'S A FACT.
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THEN WHY'D YOU WAKE ME UP?
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YOU OWE ME A PAPER...
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DUE YESTERDAY.
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- CAN I HAVE AN EXTENSION?
- NO.
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COME ON!
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I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO BE A WOMAN WITH IT ALL--
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A BOYFRIEND,
A HISTORY PAPER.
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WORK WITH ME, MRS. J.
PLEASE.
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FRIDAY, END OF DAY,
OR YOU GET AN "F."
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YEAH, YEAH, DEAL.
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JUST KEEP THAT DAMN WHISTLE
AWAY FROM ME.
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WHAT ARE THESE KIDS?
THEY MADE OUT OF MARBLE?
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NO FAT ON 'EM--
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
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IT'S YOUTH, RIGHT, HONEY?
IT'S JUST 'CAUSE OF YOUTH.
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WELL, THAT AND SWIMMING
FIVE MILES A DAY.
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DO ME A FAVOR--WILL YOU GET ME
A WATER FROM THE SNACK BAR?
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NO--NO SNACKS?
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- NO SNACKS.
- NO SNACKS.
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OKAY, GIRLS.
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I WANT YOU TO WARM UP,
FIVE 100 FREE.
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VISUALIZE WINNING.
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- YEAH.
- OKAY.
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LOOKIN' GOOD, SHERMAN!
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YEAH!
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I'M DIAGNOSING YOU
AS CHEERING FOR THE WRONG TEAM.
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YOU'RE THE DOLPHINS' COACH?
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I HEAR YOU'RE
THE TEAM TO BEAT.
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MY GRANDDAUGHTER TAYLOR
SWIMS FOR CALHOUN.
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SHE'S GOT OARS FOR ARMS.
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HOPE SHE LIKES LOSING.
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NO, SHE DOESN'T.
HEY, I READ YOUR SCANS.
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YOUR METS
ARE RUNNING SCARED.
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YOU MUST BE HAPPY.
I AM.
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I'M ECSTATIC.
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BUT, YOU KNOW, WITH
A LITTLE BIT OF SUCCESS GUILT.
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I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY FRIEND
DROPPING OUT OF THE TRIAL.
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ALWAYS A CRAPSHOOT
WHEN YOU MAKE FRIENDS
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IN A THING LIKE THIS.
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UGH.
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I SHOULD NOT
HAVE WORN HEELS.
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- GIA, THIS IS MRS.--
- HI, I'M CATHY.
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OH, HI.
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HI, I'M ONE OF
DR. SHERMAN'S PATIENTS.
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YOU MUST BE HIS DAUGHTER.
- WIFE--GIA.
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WIFE.
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- WIFE, YEAH.
- OH.
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WHOA.
THAT WAS A GOOD RECOVERY.
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- THAT WAS VERY GOOD.
- RIGHT?
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YEAH, MOST PEOPLE
DON'T EVEN TRY.
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I'M SORRY.
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OH, COMES
WITH THE TERRITORY.
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WIFE NUMBER ONE
WANTED A HUSBAND
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WHO'D RETIRE
AND PUTTER IN THE GARDEN.
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BUT, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S NOT ME.
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TOO MUCH LIFE LEFT
ON THIS BATTERY.
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MM-HMM.
VROOM, VROOM.
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COACH JAMISON, IF I WANTED
SO SEE A MAN ABOUT A HORSE...
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OH, THE--THE BOYS'
LOCKER ROOM IS--
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IT'S OVER THERE.
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- SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.
- OKAY.
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NEVER A LINE FOR
THE LOCKER ROOM BATHROOMS.
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JUST DON'T ASK ABOUT
THE URINE CONTENT IN THE POOL.
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YOU'RE FUNNY.
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I LOVE FUNNY PEOPLE.
ATTICUS IS A TOTAL RIOT.
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PLUS, HE'S GOT
THAT MAGIC ACT.
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HARD TO RESIST A GUY
WITH TRICK SCARVES.
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RIGHT?
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SEE, NONE OF
MY FRIENDS GET IT.
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THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW I COULD MARRY SOMEONE
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OLDER THAN MY GRANDPA.
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THEN AGAIN,
WITH AGE COMES EXPERIENCE,
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AND A MASTERY
OF A CERTAIN ORAL SKILL.
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I SWEAR THAT MAN CAN'T KEEP
HIS FACE OUT OF MY PANTS.
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AND HERE I WAS THINKING
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THE BEST PART
OF MARRYING A DOCTOR
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WAS EASY ACCESS
TO PAINKILLERS.
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I LOVE YOU.
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OH, MY GOD,
I HAVE A GREAT IDEA.
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DO YOU LIKE ITALIAN FOOD?
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UH--
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YOU AND YOUR HUBBY HAVE
TO COME TO DINNER TOMORROW.
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ATTI'S MAKING
HIS WORLD-FAMOUS GNOCCHI.
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I'LL HAVE HIS SECRETARY
CALL WITH THE ADDRESS.
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8:00 OKAY?
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8:00'S GREAT.
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THEN IT'S A DATE.
AH!
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AH!
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OKAY. BYE.
- BYE.
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OKAY, I JUST USED
THE BATHROOM,
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AND GUESS WHOSE PENIS
I JUST SAW,
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AND IT'S HUGE.
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PLEASE DON'T SAY
DR. SHERMAN.
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HOW'D YOU KNOW?
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WHOA.
WHO'S THE HOTTIE?
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WIFE NUMBER TWO.
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- NO.
- HMM.
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APPARENTLY HE GIVES
GREAT HEAD.
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YOU DON'T MIND ME ASKING YOU
HOW THAT CAME UP.
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WITHOUT WARNING.
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AND BY THE WAY, WE'VE BEEN
INVITED TO DINNER TOMORROW.
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OH, HONEY,
I HOPE YOU SAID NO.
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HOW?
THE MAN'S CURING MY CANCER.
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OH, GOD.
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I'VE GOT TO FIND OUT
WHAT KIND OF WINE TO BRING
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AND HOW MUCH TO DRINK
TO GET AMNESIA.
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OH, GOD.
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I AM RECOMMENDING
A CHIANTI.
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IT'S LIKE
A LIQUID LOBOTOMY.
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IN FACT, HERE, TAKE TWO.
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YOU DRINK THAT ONE
BEFORE YOU GET TO THEIR HOUSE.
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DON'T GO FOR A RUN.
IT'S TOO COLD.
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ONLY SLED DOGS
SHOULD BE OUT THERE.
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PLUS, YOU LOOK TIRED.
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I WILL REST
AFTER THE MARATHON.
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IN FACT, I WILL REST
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
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I HAVE A CLEAR SCHEDULE.
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I'VE DONE
SOME RESEARCH ONLINE--
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WELL, I THOUGHT
WE HAD THAT TALK.
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I KNOW. THE INTERNET
IS NOT FOR RESEARCH.
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both: IT'S FOR PORN.
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BUT THERE ARE SOME REALLY
GOOD TRIALS OUT THERE.
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MOST OF THEM
HAVE WAIT LISTS.
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YEAH, THE GOOD ONES
ALWAYS DO.
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BUT THERE'S A CLINIC
IN LOS ANGELES--
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HOLISTIC BUT EDGY,
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INVOLVES A LOT OF KALE.
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BUT TWO ACTORS
AND AN AWARD-WINNING NOVELIST
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HAVE VIRTUALLY BEEN CURED.
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SO IT WORKS
FOR FAMOUS CANCER?
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IT WOULD BUY YOU TIME
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UNTIL WE COULD GET YOU
INTO ANOTHER TRIAL.
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I DON'T WANT TO DO
ANOTHER TRIAL.
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AND I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO L.A.,
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BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE
TO GET A BOOB JOB
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AND A FAKE TAN
AND AN AGENT AND--
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00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,254
I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.
YOU'RE BEING FLIP.
235
00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:26,157
YOU NEED A PLAN.
236
00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:27,659
WELL, I HAVE A PLAN.
237
00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,361
IT'S TO GO FOR A RUN.
238
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,864
YOU ENJOY EATING IN
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00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:35,467
WITH THE DOCTOR
WHO LIKES TO EAT OUT.
240
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:39,838
JUST--JUST KEEP
YOUR LEGS CROSSED.
241
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,776
NICE WHEELS, DUDE.
242
00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:46,778
UH, THANKS.
243
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,246
NO FUCKING WAY.
IS THAT MADDOG?
244
00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:50,081
- WHAT, YOU KNOW HIM?
- YEAH, EVERYBODY KNOWS HIM.
245
00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:52,617
HE'S, LIKE, THE HIGH PRIEST
OF OUR FREAKIN' FAMILY.
246
00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:53,885
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM, THOUGH?
247
00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:55,286
BECAUSE MY MOM'S
ALL FREAKED OUT ABOUT HIM.
248
00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:56,354
NAH.
249
00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:57,589
YOU HIS KID OR SOMETHING?
250
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,290
- NO, HE'S MY UNCLE.
- RIGHT ON.
251
00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:00,792
HEY, CHECK IT.
252
00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:04,229
IT'S KIND OF A SPIRITUAL
PORTRAIT OF OUR TRIBE--
253
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,464
BROTHERS AND SISTERS
UNITED BY OUR LOVE OF FREEDOM
254
00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:08,166
AND OUR HATRED OF BULLSHIT.
255
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,068
YEAH.
TOTALLY GET IT.
256
00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:13,439
YOU'RE ONE OF US,
JUST LIKE MADDOG.
257
00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:20,679
HEY, WARM YOUR HANDS
BY THE FIRE, 10 SPEED.
258
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,114
WHAT'S OURS IS YOURS.
259
00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:24,817
- THANKS, DUDE.
- YEAH.
260
00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,222
WHAT'S UP?
261
00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:34,626
YOU SHOULD GO HOME
AND GET SOME REST.
262
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,895
I NEED TO GET BACK
TO INVENTORY.
263
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,830
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
264
00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,899
DON'T WORK TOO HARD, UKRAINE,
265
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,367
'CAUSE WHEN I COME BACK
TO GET YOU,
266
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,603
IT'S TIME TO START
YOUR ANDREA SHIFT.
267
00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:46,905
MMM-MMM.
268
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:49,474
HEY, MR. J.
YOU LOOK LIKE HELL.
269
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:50,608
THANK YOU.
270
00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:52,277
I STILL HAVE
HALF A SANDWICH.
271
00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:53,845
WE CAN SPLIT IT
ON OUR NEXT BREAK.
272
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,547
THIS NIGHT IS, LIKE,
THREE DAYS LONG.
273
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,882
BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE
A FUCKING JACKRABBIT OUT THERE.
274
00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,484
WHAT IS IT, ALL THAT CABBAGE
YOU GUYS EAT?
275
00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,119
IT'S LIKE JET FUEL
OR SOMETHING?
276
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,989
IT'S NOT THE CABBAGE.
277
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,562
IS THAT FUCKING COCAINE?
278
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,697
OUR CLIENT WAS HAVING
CASH-FLOW PROBLEMS,
279
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:14,699
SO HE PAID US WITH THIS.
280
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,034
YOUR CUT.
281
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,702
SO YOU'VE BEEN, LIKE...
282
00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:18,870
DON'T TELL ANDREA.
283
00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:21,139
SHE WILL BEAT MY ASS
IF SHE FINDS OUT.
284
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,540
WOW.
285
00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:24,375
SHE'S REALLY GOT YOU
BY THE NUTSACK, DOESN'T SHE?
286
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,711
USUALLY IN THIS COUNTRY,
WE WAIT UNTIL WE'RE MARRIED
287
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:29,914
TO SURRENDER OUR FREEDOM,
YOU KNOW?
288
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,117
I GAVE THIS SHIT UP
WHEN CATHY AND I GOT SERIOUS,
289
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:34,018
BUT, OH, I USED
TO LOVE DOING BLOW, MAN--
290
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:37,589
STAYING UP ALL NIGHT,
TALKING CRAP, YOU KNOW?
291
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,991
FEELING INVINCIBLE
IN THAT BULLSHIT KIND OF WAY.
292
00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:41,459
IT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME.
293
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:42,761
IT'S STILL AWESOME.
294
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,796
I FEEL LIKE I COULD DO THE WORK
OF, LIKE, FOUR MYKS.
295
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:46,598
WHEN ARE WE OUT OF HERE?
296
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,466
SIX HOURS.
297
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,568
GONNA MAKE IT, PUSSY?
298
00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:55,240
13!
299
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,475
14!
- OH, AH.
300
00:12:57,476 --> 00:13:01,012
15!
301
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,051
AHH!
302
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,255
WHO'S THE PUSSY NOW,
MANDY, HUH?
303
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,858
WHO'S THE PUSSY NOW?
304
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,330
WHY ARE YOU STILL UP?
305
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,432
OH, WHY DID YOU EAT
ALL THOSE COOKIES?
306
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,600
WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING
307
00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,169
YOU KNOW HOW TO USE
THAT COMPUTER?
308
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:27,505
I'M--I'M MAKING UP
NEW FLYERS.
309
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:30,675
DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE
BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONE?
310
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,677
HIS SMILE'S NICE.
311
00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:35,013
YOU KNOW, MOM, YOU'RE KIND OF
BEING A SPAZ ABOUT ALL THIS.
312
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:38,249
YEAH, WELL, IT'S MY JOB
TO BE A SPAZ ABOUT IT.
313
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,652
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU'RE THE SANE SIBLING.
314
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:44,322
YOU'RE BRAIN IS TRAINED
TO WORRY ABOUT THE CRAZY GUY.
315
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,259
BE HAPPY THAT YOU'RE
AN ONLY CHILD.
316
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,566
MUST BE OUT OF INK.
317
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:58,169
WRONG.
318
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,671
YOU NEED ME TO PUT IN
THE NEW ONE?
319
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,839
NO.
320
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,674
I NEED YOU
TO GO TO BED.
321
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,643
OH, AND I'M GONNA LEAVE
SOME OF THESE OUT
322
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:07,745
FOR YOU TO POST
IN THE MORNING, OKAY?
323
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:09,748
OKAY.
324
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,860
CHEETOS?
325
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,097
PAUL.
326
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:29,134
PAUL, PAUL, PAUL, PAUL.
327
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,118
ABOUT TIME.
328
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:48,953
- SCOOT OVER. I'LL DRIVE.
- IT'S OKAY. I GOT IT.
329
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:02,166
DAMN, I LOOK GOOD
FOR 6:00 A.M.
330
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,035
MAYBE I'LL BECOME
A MORNING PERSON.
331
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:06,104
IT'S KIND OF NICE WAKING UP
332
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:08,773
BEFORE THE WHOLE JAMISON
CRIB IS UP.
333
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:13,244
I CAN SIT AND SIP MY TEA
LIKE A LADY AND--
334
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,879
HELLO!
335
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,514
I'M TALKING TO YOU.
336
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:18,016
SORRY, I WAS THINKING.
337
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,450
ABOUT WHAT?
338
00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:21,819
ABOUT US.
339
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,721
PAUL AND I WERE TALKING,
340
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:26,024
AND HE SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU TAKING MY FREEDOM
341
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:28,760
AND IT MADE ME THINK--
- HELL, NO.
342
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,128
I LET YOU INTO MY PANTS,
343
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,829
AND YOU'RE GONNA BREAK UP
WITH ME?
344
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:34,198
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER
THAN TO TRUST A PRETTY BOY.
345
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:35,500
GET OUT.
WE'RE DONE.
346
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,035
- ANDREA.
- I'M SERIOUS.
347
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:38,903
GET THE FUCK
OUT OF THIS CAR.
348
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:40,471
YOU'RE CRAZY.
STOP.
349
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:41,839
I'M CRA--I'M CRAZY?
350
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,809
HERE'S SOME CRAZY!
GET THE FUCK OUT!
351
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:46,177
ANDREA.
352
00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:49,881
ANDREA, ANDREA, I DON'T WANT
TO BREAK UP WITH YOU.
353
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,351
I WANT YOU
TO BE MY WIFE.
354
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,687
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
355
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,690
I SAID MARRY ME.
356
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,826
I LOVED YOU
THE FIRST MOMENT I SAW YOU
357
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:05,563
SHAKING YOUR BOOTIES
ON THOSE TVs.
358
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:09,034
YOU HAVE MY SACK OF NUTS.
TAKE MY HEART.
359
00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:13,438
YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT'S CRAZY.
360
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,522
WOW.
361
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,891
YOU LOOK ENERGETIC FOR SOMEONE
WHO JUST PULLED AN ALL-NIGHTER.
362
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:38,229
HONEY, I'VE BEEN ROLLING
THE SHIT OUT OF MY ABS ALL DAY.
363
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:39,597
IF I KEEP THIS UP,
364
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,766
I'M GONNA BE BACK
IN FIGHTING SHAPE IN NO TIME.
365
00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:42,867
OH, OH, OH.
366
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,002
- OKAY.
- POOF!
367
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,704
SUGAR RAY,
WE NEED TO GO GET READY
368
00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,039
TO GO TO DR. SHERMAN'S.
369
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,474
I FORGOT!
370
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,975
OH, HONEY, CAN'T WE SAY
YOU'RE SICK OR SOMETHING?
371
00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:53,778
HE'S MY ONCOLOGIST.
I CAN'T SAY THAT.
372
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,179
I'LL BE SICK.
373
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,914
I'LL SAY I HAVE
A FUNGAL THING.
374
00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:58,149
OH, COME ON,
IT'S PERFECT.
375
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,318
IT'S, LIKE,
SPECIFIC BUT VAGUE,
376
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,920
AND HE'LL NEVER
EVEN SUSPECT.
377
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:04,288
OKAY, WE'LL GO.
378
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:07,825
OH, BY THE WAY,
379
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:10,294
I FOUND THIS
380
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:12,597
IN THE CHEETOS CANISTER.
381
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:16,334
ANY IDEA
WHERE IT CAME FROM?
382
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:18,102
IT'S MINE.
I PUT IT THERE.
383
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,204
THIS IS OVER $5,000.
384
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,940
YOU HAVE SOME SECRET JOB
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?
385
00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,909
UM, ACTUALLY, I DO.
386
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,078
I'M SORT
OF A, UH, SILENT PARTNER
387
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,479
IN THIS UNDER-THE-TABLE THING
388
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,314
A COUPLE GUYS HAVE GOING
AT WORK.
389
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,483
WHAT?
390
00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,986
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING,
BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT
391
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,521
LIKE YOU'RE STEALING
FROM WORK.
392
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:38,189
I'M NOT STEALING ANYTHING.
THEY ARE.
393
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,291
AND THEY'RE JUST PAYING ME,
YOU KNOW, TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
394
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,759
HONEY, IT MAKES THEM FEEL
BETTER IF I TAKE IT.
395
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,760
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
396
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,128
NO BIG DEAL?
397
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,064
IT'S ILLEGAL.
398
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,665
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
399
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,333
TO COVER EXPENSES FOR YOU,
FOR US.
400
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:50,668
MY TREATMENT'S GOING WELL.
401
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,437
WE DON'T NEED THE MONEY
THAT BADLY.
402
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:53,638
MAYBE NOT NOW, BUT WE MIGHT.
403
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,239
HONEY, IT IS NOT A BAD IDEA
404
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,974
TO HAVE SOME MAD MONEY
STASHED AWAY.
405
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:58,342
WHAT IF A BIG BILL COMES IN?
406
00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:00,845
YOU KNOW, OR GOD FORBID WE WANT
TO TAKE A FAMILY VACATION.
407
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,713
YOU KNOW, MY STUPID
MAX BUY SALARY
408
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:06,350
IS NOT GONNA COVER THAT.
409
00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:09,153
I'VE BEEN PLAYING BY THE RULES
MY ENTIRE LIFE
410
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:11,189
AND GETTING FUCKED
IN THE ASS.
411
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,590
WE DESERVE THIS MONEY.
412
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,160
I WON'T BE MADE TO FEEL GUILTY
FOR TAKING IT.
413
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:21,232
MY HUSBAND
IS VERY PASSIONATE
414
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,567
ABOUT ART.
415
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:23,734
EVERY TIME WE GO ABROAD,
416
00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:26,037
HE INSISTS ON ADDING
TO OUR COLLECTION.
417
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,673
WE GOT THIS IN AFRICA.
418
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,908
I LOVE CANES.
419
00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:32,710
CAREFUL,
HE MIGHT STEAL IT.
420
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:37,683
NO, ACTUALLY, THIS IS
ANCIENT PHALLUS ART.
421
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,221
MAH.
422
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,156
I GAVE THAT TO GIA
AS A WEDDING GIFT.
423
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:47,358
I DID MY DISSERTATION
IN FEMINISM
424
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,093
AND THE NOTION
OF THE MARGINAL MAN
425
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:50,761
IN EARLY TRIBAL CULTURES.
426
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:52,063
YOU HAVE A PhD?
427
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,998
IN ANCIENT CIVILIZATION.
428
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,933
MAKES HER A GREAT
TRAVEL COMPANION
429
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:57,502
AND EXPLAINS
HER INTEREST IN ME.
430
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,372
ATTI INSISTS WE GO
SOMEPLACE EXOTIC EVERY YEAR.
431
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:02,807
YOU GOT TO GET OUT
IN THE WORLD,
432
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,842
ENJOY LIFE
WHILE YOU'RE HEALTHY AND ABLE.
433
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,345
IF I COULD GIVE FAMILIES
ONE PRESCRIPTION,
434
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,579
TAKE MORE VACATIONS.
435
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:11,849
VACATION--
NOW, THERE'S A NOVEL CONCEPT.
436
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,452
TIME FOR DESSERT.
437
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,757
THANK YOU
FOR THE LOVELY MEAL.
438
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,325
THE GNOCCHI WAS HEAVENLY.
439
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,027
DON'T THANK ME.
THANK THE ITALIANS.
440
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:24,495
THEY'RE CULINARY WIZARDS
OVER THERE.
441
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,897
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN?
442
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,598
- WE NEVER GO ANYWHERE.
- NO, I'VE HEARD IT'S GREAT.
443
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:28,733
OH, IT'S INCREDIBLE.
444
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,368
THEY HAVE THIS
WONDERFUL EXPRESSION,
445
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:32,436
DOLCE FARE NIENTE.
446
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,972
"THE SWEETNESS
OF DOING NOTHING."
447
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,607
IT'S AN ART IN MY BOOK.
448
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:39,610
HERE'S MY ONE SPECIALTY
IN THE KITCHEN.
449
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:42,780
SO I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
450
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:45,116
- LOOKS DELICIOUS.
- MMM.
451
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,886
IT'S MY GRANDMA'S
SECRET RECIPE.
452
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,263
ATTI CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH
OF MY CANNOLI.
453
00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:02,233
I COULD EAT IT ALL DAY.
454
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:06,904
MMM.
OH, MY GOD.
455
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,339
HEY, CONGRATULATIONS
ON MAKING IT
456
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,374
TO THE SWIM FINALS TOMORROW.
457
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,509
THANKS.
458
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,711
IT'S GONNA BE
A FIGHT TO THE FINISH.
459
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,613
SORRY ABOUT TAYLOR'S TEAM.
460
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:16,747
IT'S THEIR OWN FAULT.
461
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,282
THEY THREW IN THE TOWEL
WAY TOO EARLY.
462
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:20,618
I TOLD TAYLOR IF I DID THAT
IN MY LINE OF WORK,
463
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:22,019
I'D NEVER GET ANYWHERE.
464
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,754
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH RED TAPE
I HAVE TO CUT THROUGH
465
00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:26,657
TO GET A TRIAL GOING
IN THIS DAMN COUNTRY?
466
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,559
ALL THE BULLSHIT
PUTS US TEN YEARS
467
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,329
BEHIND THE CUTTING-EDGE STUFF
THEY'RE DOING IN EUROPE.
468
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,832
OH, EXCUSE ME.
I'M SORRY.
469
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,667
IT'S PROBABLY MY SON.
470
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:39,770
WE LEFT HIM ALONE FOR DINNER.
NEVER ENDS WELL.
471
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:40,972
MM-HMM.
472
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,273
HEY, HONEY, HI.
473
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:46,444
NO, THERE'S--THERE'S MEATLOAF
IN THE FRI--
474
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,413
WHAT?
475
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,848
OH, MY GOD.
WHERE?
476
00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:55,554
CAUCASIAN MALE, 30s.
LOOKS LIKE HYPOTHERMIA.
477
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,260
ADAM,
YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
478
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,527
IS IT HIM?
479
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,397
SOMEBODY CALLED ABOUT
OUR MISSING-PERSONS FLYER.
480
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:08,300
LOOKS LIKE
HE FROZE TO DEATH.
481
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,972
- AH, GOD.
- OH, THANK CHRIST.
482
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,240
OH, MY GOD.
483
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:18,309
YOU KNOW NOT ALL HOMELESS
PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE.
484
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:21,313
YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL.
485
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:36,560
YOU THINK ANYONE'S MISSING
THAT MAN RIGHT NOW?
486
00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:40,131
I DON'T KNOW.
487
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,532
YOU KNOW WHAT'S AWFUL?
488
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,367
WHEN I THOUGHT SEAN
WAS UNDER THAT SHEET,
489
00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:45,369
THERE WAS A PART OF ME
THAT WAS RELIEVED
490
00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:47,538
IT WAS ALL OVER...
491
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:52,310
THAT I COULD FINALLY
STOP WORRYING.
492
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,912
OH, HONEY.
493
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:57,715
I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS.
I'M GONNA CHECK ON ADAM.
494
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,250
OKAY, SWEETIE.
495
00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:02,120
I'LL JUST BE UP
IN A SECOND, OKAY?
496
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,569
HEY, MYK.
497
00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:20,071
I NEED YOU TO PUT ME IN TOUCH
498
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:22,640
WITH THE GUY
WHO PAID US IN POWDER.
499
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,546
CATHY.
500
00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:30,881
IT'S INSANELY EARLY.
- I KNOW.
501
00:22:30,882 --> 00:22:34,185
IT WAS A TERRIBLE NIGHT.
502
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,354
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?
IS IT SEAN?
503
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,788
NO.
504
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:40,058
IT'S YOU.
505
00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:45,796
I MADE AN APPOINTMENT FOR YOU
506
00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:47,665
IN A TREATMENT CENTER
IN GERMANY.
507
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,267
APPARENTLY THEY'RE HAVING
AMAZING RESULTS
508
00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:53,704
WITH A DRUG THAT ISN'T
IN THE U.S. YET.
509
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:55,973
YOU LEAVE
ON THE RED EYE TONIGHT.
510
00:22:55,974 --> 00:22:57,475
YOU BOUGHT ME
A PLANE TICKET?
511
00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,944
WE CAME INTO
SOME UNEXPECTED CASH.
512
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,178
CONSIDER IT A GIFT.
513
00:23:01,179 --> 00:23:02,913
YOU REALLY DON'T GIVE UP,
DO YOU?
514
00:23:02,914 --> 00:23:05,350
IT'S AN ANNOYING QUALITY
I HAVE.
515
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:11,622
I TOLD YOU I'M NOT DOING
ANY MORE TREATMENT.
516
00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:14,024
I AM AT PEACE WITH DYING.
517
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:17,495
OH, STOP IT!
518
00:23:17,496 --> 00:23:20,030
STOP!
519
00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:23,601
I AM SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT
BUDDHIST PHILOSOPHY.
520
00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:26,137
YOU THINK IT'S NOBLE
AND ENLIGHTENED
521
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:28,005
TO LAY DOWN AND DIE?
522
00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:31,475
I SAW A GUY
WHO COULD HAVE BEEN MY BROTHER
523
00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,077
DEAD ON THE STREET
LAST NIGHT.
524
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,546
THERE WAS NOTHING NOBLE
ABOUT IT.
525
00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:37,381
IT WAS JUST FUCKING SAD.
526
00:23:37,382 --> 00:23:38,949
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE NOBLE.
527
00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:40,418
I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY LIFE,
528
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,353
AND FOR SOME REASON,
YOU WON'T LET ME.
529
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:46,023
'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT LIVING IT.
YOU'RE GIVING UP.
530
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:47,892
I LOST MY FRIEND MARLENE.
531
00:23:47,893 --> 00:23:49,660
I MAY HAVE LOST MY BROTHER.
532
00:23:49,661 --> 00:23:52,163
I'M NOT GONNA LOSE YOU, TOO.
533
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:55,833
IF YOU CARE ABOUT ME AT ALL,
534
00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:59,336
YOU WILL GO.
535
00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:01,005
PLEASE.
536
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:03,341
I DO CARE.
537
00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:08,446
BUT THIS IS MY LIFE,
NOT YOURS.
538
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,881
AND I WILL NOT COMPROMISE
MY BELIEFS
539
00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:12,016
TO MAKE YOU FEEL--
540
00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:14,218
GOD, YOU ARE SUCH
A SELFISH PRICK!
541
00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:16,086
I DON'T HAVE TIME
542
00:24:16,087 --> 00:24:19,491
TO WORRY ABOUT ANYONE ELSE.
543
00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:25,430
LIFE IS TOO SHORT.
544
00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:30,267
FINE!
545
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:32,670
GO! DIE!
546
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:34,705
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
547
00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:37,075
THANK YOU.
548
00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:46,584
HEY, 10 SPEED.
549
00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:49,553
ANY LUCK FINDING MADDOG?
550
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:51,355
UH, NO, SOMEONE THOUGHT
THEY SAW HIM,
551
00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:54,291
BUT, UH, TURNED OUT TO BE
SOMEONE ELSE.
552
00:24:54,292 --> 00:24:56,026
DID YOU PAINT OVER THAT?
553
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:58,896
I THINK THE HORNS
REALLY CAPTURE HIS ESSENCE,
554
00:24:58,897 --> 00:25:01,198
SEEING AS HE WAS A REAL
HORN DOG, RIGHT, GUYS?
555
00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:02,833
YEAH, BUT NOW PEOPLE
CAN'T SEE HIS FACE.
556
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,068
IT'S ART.
557
00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:05,603
BESIDES, I'M SURE
YOUR UNCLE'S FINE.
558
00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:08,105
OUR FREAKIN' FAMILY,
WE ALWAYS LOOK OUT FOR OUR OWN.
559
00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:09,940
YOU'RE NOT HIS FAMILY, OKAY?
I AM.
560
00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:12,443
IF YOU GAVE A SHIT
ABOUT YOUR REAL FAMILIES,
561
00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:13,744
YOU WOULDN'T PUT THEM
THROUGH HELL
562
00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:16,647
BY NOT TELLING THEM
WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE, OKAY?
563
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:17,781
GOD.
564
00:25:17,782 --> 00:25:20,584
HEY!
565
00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:22,387
I TOLD YOU
THEY WERE NICE WHEELS.
566
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:30,294
HEY, ANDREA.
567
00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:32,396
ANDREA, WHERE HAVE
YOU BEEN?
568
00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:35,032
YOU--YOU MISSED CLASS YESTERDAY.
YOU DIDN'T COME HOME LAST NIGHT.
569
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,634
YEAH, I SPENT THE NIGHT
AT MYK'S HOUSE.
570
00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:38,602
HE CAN'T GET ENOUGH
OF THIS BITCH.
571
00:25:38,603 --> 00:25:40,037
THIS IS NOT FUNNY, ANDREA.
572
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:42,406
THE WHOLE REASON YOUR PARENTS
ARE LETTING YOU STAY WITH US
573
00:25:42,407 --> 00:25:45,343
IS SO THAT YOU COULD KEEP UP
WITH YOUR WORK.
574
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,480
HERE'S MY PAPER.
575
00:25:49,481 --> 00:25:51,382
EVEN THE FOOTNOTES ROCK.
576
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,551
THANKS FOR THE EXTENSION.
577
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,818
YOU'RE FALLING ASLEEP
IN CLASS.
578
00:25:54,819 --> 00:25:56,287
YOU'RE FORGETTING
ASSIGNMENTS.
579
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:57,821
YOU'RE HANGING OUT
WITH SOME GUY,
580
00:25:57,822 --> 00:25:59,189
WHO IF HE REALLY
CARED ABOUT YOU,
581
00:25:59,190 --> 00:26:00,824
HE WOULDN'T JEOPARDIZE
YOUR FUTURE LIKE THIS.
582
00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:02,493
HE DOES CARE ABOUT ME.
583
00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:04,061
I HAVE THE RING
TO PROVE IT.
584
00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:07,165
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
- OH, JESUS.
585
00:26:10,335 --> 00:26:11,502
ARE YOU PREGNANT?
586
00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:13,571
HELL, NO!
I'M NOT STUPID.
587
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,639
YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE
IN FRONT OF YOU.
588
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,241
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO RUSH
INTO MARRIAGE
589
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,343
WITH SOME GUY
WHO YOU HARDLY KNOW?
590
00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:21,111
'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA WAIT
TILL I HAVE CANCER
591
00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:23,081
TO DO THE SHIT
THAT MAKES ME HAPPY.
592
00:26:27,185 --> 00:26:29,354
ANDREA.
593
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,794
HA!
594
00:26:40,065 --> 00:26:41,365
HOW'D THE FINAL MEET GO?
595
00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:42,499
WE WON.
596
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,535
- YES!
- VICTORY!
597
00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:46,437
- OH, MY GOD!
- SUCCESS!
598
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:49,106
CONGRATULATIONS!
599
00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:50,941
OH, MAN.
600
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:53,010
WE GOT TO CELEBRATE.
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
601
00:26:53,011 --> 00:26:55,512
HOW ABOUT ITALY?
602
00:26:55,513 --> 00:26:56,714
FOR CHRISTMAS.
603
00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:58,349
WHAT?
604
00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,651
- IS SHE SERIOUS?
- WHY NOT?
605
00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:02,720
I WANT TO LEARN THE ART
OF DOING NOTHING.
606
00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:07,558
AND SINCE WE HAVE
SOME MAD MONEY TUCKED AWAY,
607
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:09,026
I FIGURED
IT MIGHT BE NICE
608
00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:11,895
FOR US TO HAVE
A FAMILY TRIP
609
00:27:11,896 --> 00:27:15,165
AND NOT HAVE TO THINK
ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE.
610
00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:16,533
WHAT ABOUT UNCLE SEAN?
611
00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:18,602
WORRYING ABOUT HIM
ISN'T GONNA BRING HIM BACK
612
00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,004
ANYTIME SOONER,
AND MEANWHILE,
613
00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:22,773
WE NEED TO GET ON
WITH OUR LIVES
614
00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:25,175
AND HAVE SOME FUN.
615
00:27:25,176 --> 00:27:27,378
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
616
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:28,979
WE'RE GOING TO ITALY.
617
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,180
- YES!
- WE'RE GOING TO ITALY.
618
00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:32,182
OH, OH, OH.
619
00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:33,817
I'VE GOT TO GET YOU
A PASSPORT.
620
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:35,119
YOU DON'T HAVE A PASSPORT.
621
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:36,687
WE GOT TO GET HIM
A PASSPORT.
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