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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:09,808 PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:09,809 --> 00:00:12,211 I'VE RUSHED INTO DOING IT. IT'S KIND OF RUINED STUFF. 3 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:13,712 IS THAT COOL? - YEAH, TOTALLY. 4 00:00:13,713 --> 00:00:15,647 WE DID IT ONCE. 5 00:00:15,648 --> 00:00:16,949 I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 6 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,784 SO STOP LEAVING NOTES ON MY LOCKER. 7 00:00:18,785 --> 00:00:20,119 YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,720 YOUR POSITION IS NO LONGER REQUIRED. 9 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:22,721 AM I BEING FIRED? 10 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:24,089 NOW I GOT TO WORRY ABOUT-- 11 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:25,791 ABOUT FINDING A JOB AND GETTING INSURANCE AGAIN. 12 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:27,593 - OH! - OH, MY GOD. 13 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:28,594 WHY IS HE LAUGHING? 14 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:30,262 OH, LOOK WHO IT IS, 15 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:32,297 MY WOULD-BE ASSASSIN. 16 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:34,066 SHUT UP AND LET ME FILL OUT MY GODDAMN PAPERWORK. 17 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:36,435 I'M GUESSING THIS IS YOUR FIRST CLINICAL TRIAL. 18 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:38,904 RIGHT NOW CLIQUES ARE FORMING. 19 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:42,442 AND NOBODY WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE MEAN BLONDE GIRL. 20 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,122 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 21 00:00:57,123 --> 00:01:02,095 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 22 00:01:03,963 --> 00:01:05,831 ♪ STEP OUT ♪ 23 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:10,570 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 24 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:16,308 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 25 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:21,146 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON ♪ 26 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:26,485 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪ 27 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:31,658 ♪ CALLED LIFE? ♪ 28 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:39,231 IMAGINE YOU ARE HEALTHY AND STRONG, 29 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:41,700 AND YOU ARE READY TO FIGHT YOUR ENEMY-- 30 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:43,803 CANCER. 31 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:50,242 VISUALIZE YOUR CANCER IN FRONT OF YOU 32 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:51,910 AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE. 33 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:56,515 YOU HAVE GREAT RESERVES OF INNER STRENGTH. 34 00:01:56,516 --> 00:02:00,552 REACH INSIDE YOURSELF AND HARNESS THIS POWER. 35 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:03,655 YOUR COURAGE EMPOWERS YOU. 36 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,891 YOUR ENDURANCE SUSTAINS YOU. 37 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:11,230 YOU ARE FILLED WITH CONFIDENCE AND LIGHT. 38 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:13,732 YOU ARE NOT SICK. 39 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:15,868 YOU WILL BE TRIUMPHANT... 40 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:19,505 BECAUSE YOU ARE STRONGER 41 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:20,639 THAN YOUR CANC-- 42 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,875 CANC--CANC--CANC-- CANC--CANC-- 43 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:34,386 "A," GOOD MORNING. 44 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:36,722 "B," HELP YOURSELF TO ANYTHING BUT THE LASAGNA. 45 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,090 THAT'S FOR DINNER. 46 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:41,093 I'M LOOKING FOR A-- LIKE, A BABY-SIZED POT ROAST 47 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:44,596 OR SOMETHING OF EQUAL HEFT TO TEST MY CREATION. 48 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:46,431 OKAY, I'LL BITE. 49 00:02:46,432 --> 00:02:47,900 WHAT CREATION? 50 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:50,335 AH. INTRODUCING... 51 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:52,104 THE TOLKEY TOT TOTE. 52 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:54,940 IT'S A SLING FOR BABY CATHY. 53 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:57,242 SHE IS GONNA ROCK IT. - WELL, IT IS... 54 00:02:57,243 --> 00:03:00,379 ADMIRABLY HOMEMADE. 55 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,147 AH, IT'S COBBLED TOGETHER FROM DISH TOWELS, 56 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:04,216 COUPLE OF OLD POT HOLDERS. 57 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:08,121 HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 58 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:12,891 IT WORKS. HA HA. I'M BRILLIANT. 59 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:14,526 HAS REBECCA SEEN THIS? 60 00:03:14,527 --> 00:03:16,828 NO, SHE'S ON A PHARMACEUTICAL BOONDOGGLE, 61 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:20,098 WHICH IS WHY I'VE HAD TIME TO NURTURE MY CREATIVE SIDE. 62 00:03:20,099 --> 00:03:21,166 OH. 63 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:23,502 GRANTED, FURTHER TESTING IS IN ORDER. 64 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:25,504 UM, I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT. 65 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:28,073 REMEMBER, BABIES ARE FRAGILE. 66 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:29,808 EVERY TIME ADAM DOES SOMETHING STUPID, 67 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:31,410 I WONDER IF IT'S BECAUSE I DROPPED HIM 68 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,145 ON THAT SKATING RINK. - OH, NO. 69 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:37,316 HE DOES STUPID SHIT 'CAUSE I DROPPED HIM ON THE DRIVEWAY. 70 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:40,419 THANKS FOR THE BALANCED BREAKFAST, SIS. 71 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:41,753 REALLY, DAISY? 72 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:44,756 OUR INSURANCE IS COVERING THE APPOINTMENT 73 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:46,992 WHERE THE DOCTOR ORDERED THE MRI FOR MY WIFE, 74 00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:49,228 BUT NOT THE MRI ITSELF? 75 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,797 HOW CONVENIENT... FOR YOU. 76 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:53,632 OH, DON'T YOU WORRY, DAISY. 77 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,234 I WILL RESUBMIT THE CLAIM. 78 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,536 YOU HAVE A LOVELY, WELL-INSURED DAY YOURSELF. 79 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:58,670 BYE-BYE. 80 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:00,405 WHAT'S THE DAMAGE THIS TIME? 81 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:01,773 1,800 BUCK 82 00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:05,310 NOW I-I REALLY WANT TO FUCK HER UP. 83 00:04:05,311 --> 00:04:07,980 NO FUCKING-UPPING. YOU LET ME HANDLE IT, OKAY? 84 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,448 YOU JUST CHILLAX. 85 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:11,283 WHOA. IS THAT A NEW iPOD? 86 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:12,484 DAMN, I WANT ONE. 87 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:14,553 NO, IT'S MY OLD iPOD. IT'S BROKEN. 88 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:15,754 I'M GONNA TAKE IT IN. 89 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,222 THEY'RE EITHER GONNA FIX IT, 90 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:19,391 OR THEY'RE GONNA GIVE ME A NEW ONE. 91 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:21,159 AM I SENSING SOME TENSION HERE? 92 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,929 NO, YOU'RE SENSING $1,800 IS A LOT OF MONEY, 93 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,365 EVEN WHEN WE HAD TWO INCOMES. 94 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:29,835 THIS IS JUST A BLIP ON THE ECONOMIC PICTURE, I PROMISE. 95 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:32,537 DID YOU FOLLOW UP ON THOSE JOB INTERVIEWS FROM LAST WEEK? 96 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:36,208 THEY WERE BOTH STEPS DOWN-- BAD MOVES, BIG PICTURE-WISE. 97 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,510 WE NEED A BETTER PICTURE, PAUL. 98 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:40,445 REMEMBER MY OLD FRIEND JIMMY LUND? 99 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:43,015 - PLAID SHIRTS? - STRIPED. 100 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,149 HE CALLED. 101 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:45,751 THE COMPANY HE WORKS FOR IS HIRING. 102 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,953 WE'RE GONNA HAVE LUNCH TO TALK ABOUT THE DETAILS. 103 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:51,256 I FEEL REALLY, REALLY GOOD ABOUT THIS ONE, CATH, 104 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:52,357 REALLY GOOD. 105 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:54,993 SO THE UNEMPLOYMENT TIDE IS TURNING. 106 00:04:54,994 --> 00:04:56,162 UP HIGH. 107 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,465 OH, YEAH. 108 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:05,270 YOU REALLY HAVE TO LEAVE, 109 00:05:05,271 --> 00:05:07,105 BECAUSE I HAVE TO LEAVE. 110 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:10,209 COME ON. 111 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:21,119 I STILL THINK IT'S BETTER IF WE GO SLOW, 112 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,487 LIKE WE DECIDED, 113 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:24,956 AND NOT DO STUFF. 114 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:26,558 OKAY? 115 00:05:26,559 --> 00:05:29,094 MM-HMM. 116 00:05:29,095 --> 00:05:31,196 CALL ME TONIGHT? 117 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:32,898 - YEAH. - YOU PROMISE? 118 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,599 - YEAH, TOTALLY. - OKAY, COOL. 119 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,236 - SEE YA. - LATER. 120 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:14,673 IF I CATCH YOU WITHOUT YOUR HELMET ONE MORE TIME, 121 00:06:14,674 --> 00:06:15,707 NO MORE BIKE. 122 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:16,975 I WAS JUST WITH MIA. 123 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:18,877 MOST ACCIDENTS HAPPEN CLOSE TO HOME. 124 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:22,180 READ THE STATISTICS. THEY'RE HORRIFYING. 125 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:23,515 HOW IS MIA? 126 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:24,783 FINE. 127 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:26,485 SHE HAD TO GO VISIT HER 1,000-YEAR-OLD GRANDMA. 128 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:28,887 SO I HAVE TO GO TO THE CLINIC AND THEN RUN A FEW ERRANDS. 129 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,689 DAD'S GONE, TOO, SO YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN 130 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:31,923 UNTIL 5:00 OR 6:00. 131 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:34,860 IF YOU GET HUNGRY BEFORE THEN, FEED YOURSELF. 132 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:36,162 HOW? 133 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,998 THERE IS MONEY IN THE CASH DRAWER. 134 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:41,700 ORDER A PIZZA. 135 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:43,535 MAKE SURE YOU FINISH YOUR ENGLISH PAPER 136 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:44,770 BEFORE I GET HOME. 137 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,705 YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOUR HELMET IS? 138 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,006 YEAH. 139 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:49,775 IT'S--IT'S IN THE GARAGE, WHERE I LEFT IT. 140 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,977 NEXT TIME, PUT IT ON... 141 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,146 AND KEEP IT ON... 142 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,349 UNTIL YOU'RE AROUND 25. 143 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,687 HEY, WAIT UP. 144 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,422 DO I HAVE TO WALK IN FRONT OF YOUR CAR AGAIN 145 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:38,623 TO GET YOUR ATTENTION? 146 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:40,759 WANT TO FIND OUT? I'M GOING TO MY CAR NOW. 147 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,360 YOU KNOW WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT YOU? 148 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:43,929 YOU HAVE THE FACE OF A CHEERLEADER 149 00:07:43,930 --> 00:07:45,464 AND THE ATTITUDE OF A BOUNCER. 150 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,665 I LIKE IT. - HMM. 151 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,166 OH, SATURDAY DRUG RUN? 152 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:50,035 IS THERE ANYTHING IN THERE TO MAKE YOU NICER TO ME? 153 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:51,069 NOTHING THAT POTENT. 154 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:52,337 I'M JUST PICKING UP REFILLS 155 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:54,873 FROM THAT PHARMACIST WITH THE DUBIOUS HAIR PLUGS. 156 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:57,275 DIDN'T THINK I'D SEE YOU TODAY. 157 00:07:57,276 --> 00:07:58,877 I WAS JUST TEACHING A MEDITATION CLASS 158 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:00,145 TO THE ONCOLOGY NURSES. 159 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:01,813 THEY ARE A TENSE BUNCH. 160 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,582 IT WORE ME OUT. 161 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,684 YOU WANT TO GET LUNCH? I'M STARVING. 162 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:08,553 YOU'RE BUYING. - HOW VERY GENEROUS OF ME. 163 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:10,489 HMM. NO, I THINK I'LL PASS. 164 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,324 I HAVE ERRANDS TO RUN. 165 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,526 WOW. WHAT'S WITH THE JEWELRY? 166 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:18,764 DID YOU ROB AN OLD LADY WITH QUESTIONABLE TASTE? 167 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:23,435 NO, I'M JUST GETTING RID OF A FEW THINGS. 168 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,403 WELL, HEY, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU. 169 00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:28,907 NO, BUT I CAN TAKE IT TO THE PAWN SHOP ON WASHINGTON. 170 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,675 WAIT. THIS WASHINGTON? 171 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:31,843 NO, NO, NO. I SHOULD COME WITH YOU. 172 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,144 NO, IT'LL BE BORING. 173 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:34,679 I'M BORED, AND IT'S MY JEWELRY. 174 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,381 SERIOUSLY, I RAN PAST THAT PLACE 175 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:37,516 THE OTHER DAY, AND TRUST ME, 176 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,652 RUNNING IS THE WAY YOU SHOULD PASS IT. 177 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:43,154 LET ME, UM, CHECK THAT I HAVE MY RAPE WHISTLE. 178 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,964 HELLO, FELLOW PARENTS. 179 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:54,633 UM, I'M WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME 180 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:56,902 WITH A LITTLE PATERNAL PREDICAMENT I'M HAVING. 181 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:59,137 I NEED TO DO A REAL-WORLD TEST-DRIVE 182 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:00,572 OF MY TOLKEY TOT TOTE. 183 00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:03,008 THAT'S RIGHT-- TOTAL BABY COMFORT, 184 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:05,510 ZERO ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT. 185 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:06,845 PRETTY SHARP, HUH? 186 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,246 LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF RAGS. 187 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:10,682 WELL, YOU SAY POTATO, 188 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:13,118 I SAY REPURPOSED ITEMS FROM MY HOME. 189 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:16,388 I JUST NEED TO TRY IT OUT ON A REAL BABY 190 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,423 BEFORE MY BABY'S BORN AND THINGS GET CRAZY. 191 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:22,060 SO CAN ONE OF YOU JUST SLIP THIS ON 192 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:23,361 AND PUT YOUR LITTLE ONE IN IT-- 193 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:25,263 THAT THING IS FILTHY. I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE DIRT. 194 00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:26,264 OH, NO. NO. 195 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:27,699 IT'S PERFECTLY CLEAN. 196 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:30,235 IT JUST HASN'T BEEN PUMMELED BY HARSH DETERGENTS. 197 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,570 SO JUST... 198 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,038 TUCK YOUR LITTLE FELLA IN THERE 199 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:34,574 AND GIVE HIM A BOUNCE. - ARE YOU NUTS? 200 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:39,744 NO, NOT ANYMORE. 201 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:42,981 AND I SUPPOSE YOU THINK SPENDING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS 202 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:46,851 ON PIMPED-OUT STROLLERS AND WITLESS TOYS IS SANE. 203 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:48,920 LET ME LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. 204 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,889 BABIES DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS 205 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,791 ABOUT ACCESSORIES. 206 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,193 YOU'RE JUST BEING MANIPULATED BY CORPORATIONS 207 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:57,529 INTO BUYING MOUNTAINS OF SHIT 208 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,598 THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD. 209 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,466 AND THE FACT IS, YOU'RE JUST MATERIALISTIC GLUTTONS 210 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:03,568 WHO DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 211 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:07,072 BETWEEN SHOPPING AND PARENTING. 212 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:10,843 AND YOU SHOULD ALL BE GROUNDED. 213 00:10:16,182 --> 00:10:19,250 500 BUCKS-- THAT IS NOT CHUMP CHANGE. 214 00:10:19,251 --> 00:10:21,453 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE NEGOTIATE LIKE THAT. 215 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,787 YOU--YOU'RE AN ANIMAL. 216 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,356 WHY DID I WAIT SO LONG TO DISCOVER 217 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,657 THE THRILL OF PAWNING? 218 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:26,858 I MEAN, INSTANT CASH. 219 00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:28,326 NOW MY GUYS WON'T HAVE TO WORRY 220 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:30,095 ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH A BUNCH OF NECKLACES WHEN I DIE. 221 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,129 THAT'S RIGHT. 222 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,297 GOT ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO PAWN? 223 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,865 I'LL PAWN IT FOR YOU. I'M GOOD AT IT. 224 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,800 I HAVE ALREADY GOT RID OF MOST OF MY STUFF. 225 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,503 YOU KNOW, I'VE LEARNED HOW TO... 226 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:40,538 DETACH FROM PEOPLE 227 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,741 AND--AND THINGS AND EXPECTATIONS, 228 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:45,577 AND LETTING ALL OF THAT GO JUST MAKES ME FEEL... 229 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,245 FULL OF SHIT? 230 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:48,747 UNBURDENED. 231 00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:50,281 AH. WHY AM I NOT CONVINCED? 232 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:51,383 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE. 233 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,218 IT'S JUST HOW I LIKE TO LIVE. 234 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:56,688 AND IT'S HOW I WANT TO DIE-- 235 00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:58,523 TRAVELING LIGHT, NO TIES, 236 00:10:58,524 --> 00:11:00,191 NOTHING HOLDING ME BACK. 237 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:02,127 I COULD GO RIGHT NOW. 238 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,662 YOU'RE ALREADY STAGE IV. 239 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,330 I MEAN, I WOULDN'T RUSH IT ANY MORE-- 240 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,165 JUST MY OPINION. 241 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,300 HEY, HEY. CAN U HELP ME OUT? 242 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,636 MY CAR'S OUT OF GAS. CAN YOU SPARE A FEW BUCKS? 243 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:12,804 I'M SORRY. 244 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:14,172 GIVE ME YOUR MONEY. 245 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,273 COME ON! 246 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:18,777 NOW! OR YOU WANT TO FUCKIN' DIE? 247 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:22,013 HUH? YOU WANT TO DIE? 248 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,051 UM... 249 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,485 I'M FUCKIN' SERIOUS. 250 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:28,620 NO, I-I KNOW. I KNOW. 251 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,088 IT'S JUST THAT IF YOU-- 252 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:31,856 HAD ANY SENSE OF THE IRONY. 253 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,458 I'M DYING. HE'S DYING. 254 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:34,759 SERIOUSLY, SHE'S NOT KIDDING. 255 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,562 NO, HE'S ALL DETACHED. HE'S READY TO GO. 256 00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,533 YOU HIT THE JACKPOT WITH--WITH THE TWO OF US. 257 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,069 YOU GUYS ARE NUTS. 258 00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:45,870 WOW, UM... 259 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,806 WELL, I GUESS YOU TOLD HIM. 260 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,275 OH, MY GOD. DID HE HAVE A GUN? 261 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:51,843 HE HAD A GUN. 262 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:53,144 NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. 263 00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:54,713 JESUS. DID WE ALMOST GET SHOT? 264 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,082 HE'S GONE. HE'S GONE. YOU ALL RIGHT? 265 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,283 - YEAH, I JUST-- - YEAH. 266 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:00,351 I THINK I NEED-- I NEED TO SIT DOWN... 267 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:01,920 WHERE THERE'S SOME VALIUM. 268 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,655 UM... 269 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:06,025 WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. 270 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:12,864 I TYPICALLY DON'T GO INTO STRANGE GUYS' APARTMENTS. 271 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,833 JUST IGNORE THE DEAD BODIES. 272 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,405 NO KIDDING YOU TRAVEL LIGHT. 273 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:23,675 WOW, LEE. YOU LIVE LIKE A MONK... 274 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,110 A DRUNK MONK. 275 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,445 LOVE MY WINE-- 276 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:28,847 NOT IN A WINO WAY. 277 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,949 YOU DRINK IT FOR THE ANTIOXIDANTS. 278 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,984 I OWN A WINE BAR BACK HOME IN NEW ORLEANS, 279 00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:35,353 HAVE FOR TEN YEARS. - THAT'S AN ATTACHMENT. 280 00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:38,256 HUH? NO, NOT AT ALL. 281 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,091 LOOK, THE SECOND I DIE, 282 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,793 THE MANAGER TAKES OVER. 283 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,561 I DID THE PAPERWORK FOR THAT YEARS AGO. 284 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:45,630 AND IN THE MEANTIME, 285 00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:48,767 THE OWNER'S GLASS IS ALWAYS FULL. 286 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,901 WELL, I'M CONFUSED. 287 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:51,636 WHERE DO YOU LIVE, UP HERE OR DOWN THERE? 288 00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:52,971 THERE. 289 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,472 THIS IS JUST A SUBLET FOR WHILE I'M HERE 290 00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:56,808 FOR DR. SHERMAN'S TRIAL. - HMM. 291 00:12:56,809 --> 00:13:01,079 HEY, NO TV, NO RADIO. 292 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,448 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO IN HERE ALL DAY? 293 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,582 I MEDITATE. 294 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,984 ONE HOUR IN THE A.M., 295 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,052 ONE HOUR IN THE P.M., AND, UH... 296 00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:10,822 DRINK--P.M. 297 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:13,224 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME INCRIMINATING MESS 298 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,528 AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 299 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,935 OKAY, WHERE DOES A BUDDHIST KEEP ALL OF HIS CLOTHES? 300 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,473 THOSE ARE ALL MY CLOTHES. 301 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:33,178 - THEN I SOLD MY BOAT. - BOATS SUCK. 302 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:35,580 - BOUGHT A CABIN, THOUGH. - CABIN'S BETTER THAN A BOAT. 303 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,448 YOUR BOSS BLOWS FOR FIRING YOU. 304 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,617 WELL, I'M LAID OFF, ACTUALLY, BUT-- 305 00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:42,954 SO, HERE'S THE 411 ON THE AGENCY I'M AT. 306 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,389 WE'RE ON A STREAK. 307 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,925 LANDED PIECES AT 3M, PILLSBURY. 308 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:49,494 - DO THAT STUFF IN MY SLEEP. - GOT SOMETHING BETTER FOR YOU. 309 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,628 WAIT FOR IT. 310 00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,030 WAITING. 311 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,699 SKI-DOO SNOWMOBILES. 312 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,701 OH, MAN. 313 00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:58,470 I LOVE SNOWMOBILES. 314 00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:06,845 YOU ADAM? 315 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,314 YEAH. 316 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,115 UH, HOW OLD DID YOU SAY YOU WERE AGAIN? 317 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,650 18... 318 00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:14,519 AND A HALF. 319 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,521 GOT A PLACE I CAN CHANGE? 320 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,889 OH, UH, YEAH. 321 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,824 JUST, UH, GO UPSTAIRS. 322 00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:22,027 OKAY. 323 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,881 MOMMY, MOMMY. THAT MAN TOOK PATTY. 324 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,883 WHAT KIND OF SICK-- 325 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,351 HERE, GIVE ME THAT. 326 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:48,086 - I-I-I WAS JUST TESTING-- - HE TOOK HER DOLL! 327 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:50,722 - YOU NEED TO LEAVE, SIR. - THIS IS A PUBLIC PARK. 328 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,024 ONLY PARENTS WITH CHILDREN ARE ALLOWED WITHIN THE PERIMETER. 329 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,559 I-I HAVE A CHILD, IN UTERO. 330 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,327 OH, REALLY? WELL, GOOD LUCK TO THAT KID. 331 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:57,395 HE'S GONNA NEED IT. 332 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,030 - IT'S A SHE. - HEY, SEAN. 333 00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:01,266 BUDDY, LOOKING GOOD. CAN YOU LEND ME FIVE BUCKS? 334 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,369 YOU'RE NOT HELPING ME OUT HERE, JOE. 335 00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,419 WHAT ARE YOU, AN ALIEN? 336 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,087 I TOLD YOU WHAT I WAS ON THE PHONE. 337 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,956 WHAT DID YOU THINK "DOM" MEANT? 338 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,459 I DON'T KNOW-- DOMINICAN? 339 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,998 SO YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND? 340 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:38,036 THEN YOU'VE BEEN A VERY BAD BOY. 341 00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:54,852 REALLY? REALLY? YOU SURE? 342 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,354 YOU SURE IT'S BREATHED ENOUGH? 343 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:57,855 I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO RUSH IT, 344 00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,558 BUT WHEN I SAID I WANTED A DRINK, I DID MEAN TODAY. 345 00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:02,226 THE PERFECT RED. 346 00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:04,529 FOR A FOILED ARMED ROBBERY. 347 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:08,801 AND YOU ARE GONNA DRINK IT THE RIGHT WAY. 348 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:13,205 FIRST, SMELL. 349 00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:16,975 THEN JUST A SMALL SIP. 350 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,478 BUT DON'T SWALLOW. HOLD IT IN YOUR MOUTH. 351 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,280 MOVE IT OVER YOUR TONGUE. 352 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,718 REALLY... REALLY BATHE EVERY TASTE BUD. 353 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:31,656 GOOD? 354 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,091 GOOD. 355 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,227 SWALLOW. 356 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,198 NOTICE ANYTHING? 357 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,266 YES. STUNNING. 358 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,369 AND NOW IT'S GONE, AND I WANT MORE. 359 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,938 CLEAN FINISH, AND THEN A CRAVING-- 360 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,506 THE MARK OF A GREAT SHIRAZ. 361 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:51,476 YOU HAVE MORE SNEAKERS THAN SHIRTS. 362 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:53,678 I RUN MARATHONS. 363 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:57,348 I STARTED, UH, 12 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS FIRST DIAGNOSED... 364 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,117 BACK AT STAGE I. 365 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:02,487 I'VE RUN THEM IN EVERY CITY I WAS IN FOR TREATMENT. 366 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:05,189 KNOCKING YOURSELF OUT TO CROSS A FINISH LINE-- 367 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,458 SEEMS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF BUDDHISM TO ME. 368 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,994 WELL, IT'S NOT ABOUT GETTING SOMEWHERE. 369 00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,463 IT'S ABOUT, UM... 370 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:13,664 BEING SOMEWHERE. 371 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:15,333 IT'S LIKE... 372 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:17,335 YOU GET TO THE POINT IN A MARATHON 373 00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:21,139 WHERE IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYTHING STOPS... 374 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,176 LIKE YOU'RE NOT MOVING AT ALL. 375 00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,148 YOU'RE LIKE A CAT, AREN'T YOU? 376 00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,250 RUBBING UP AGAINST THINGS, 377 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,318 BUT NEVER NEEDING ANYBODY. 378 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,154 I WOULDN'T MIND BEING REINCARNATED 379 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,822 AS ONE OF THOSE HAIRLESS CATS, YOU KNOW, 380 00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:40,425 WHERE YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THEIR HEARTS BEAT BENEATH THE SKIN? 381 00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,393 UGH. I'M MUCH MORE OF A DOG PERSON. 382 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,561 MM. 383 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,530 I HAVE ATTACHMENTS... 384 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,498 LOTS OF ATTACHMENTS... 385 00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:50,035 ATTACHMENTS ON ATTACHMENTS. 386 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,439 CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? I'M STRESSED OUT. 387 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,374 CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING? 388 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,910 THAT IS OBVIOUS. 389 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:04,649 MY HUSBAND JUST LOST HIS JOB. 390 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,651 I'M AFRAID HE'S NOT GOING TO GET ANOTHER ONE. 391 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:09,087 AND MEDICAL BILLS DO NOT PAY THEMSELVES. 392 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,090 DOES HE HAVE PROSPECTS, YOUR HUSBAND? 393 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,093 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. 394 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,962 I MEAN, HE'S--HE'S HOLDING OUT FOR THE RIGHT JOB. 395 00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,797 HE'S LOOKING AT THE BIGGER PICTURE. 396 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:21,466 HE DOESN'T WANT TO TAKE A STEP DOWN. 397 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,469 BUT, YOU KNOW, TIMES ARE TOUGH, AND OUR TIMES ARE REALLY TOUGH. 398 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:27,538 AND I JUST-- I JUST WANT HIM TO GET A JOB. 399 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,943 I MEAN, HE ACTS LIKE WE HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, BUT... 400 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,612 NOBODY GETS THAT MUCH TIME. 401 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:37,015 I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 402 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,519 SO WHAT WOULD I BE-- SENIOR ART DIRECTOR, 403 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,321 SUPERVISING ART DIRECTOR? 404 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,624 THERE'S NO TITLE. IT'S FREELANCE. 405 00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,025 WHAT THE FUCK, JIMMY? 406 00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,660 TALK ABOUT BURYING THE LEAD, MAN. 407 00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:52,597 I MEAN, I--I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT A JOB JOB HERE. 408 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,966 I CAN GET FREELANCE ON MY OWN. 409 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,401 I MEAN, EVERYTHING I'VE BEEN INTERVIEWING FOR IS FREELANCE. 410 00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:58,836 THAT'S 'CAUSE THAT'S ALL THAT'S OUT THERE. 411 00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,472 WELL, CAN YOU GUARANTEE ME 412 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,274 MAYBE 30 BILLABLE HOURS A WEEK? 413 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,942 15 TO 20, TOPS. 414 00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:07,278 HEALTH INSURANCE THROUGH THE AGENCY MAYBE? 415 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,513 SORRY. NOT AN OPTION. 416 00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,882 JESUS. 417 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,717 I'M-- I WAS A VICE PRESIDENT 418 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:15,520 THREE WEEKS AGO, YOU KNOW, WITH INSURANCE. 419 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:16,921 NOW YOU WANT INSURANCE, YOU GOT TO-- 420 00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:18,556 YOU GOT TO, YOU KNOW, FROTH CAPPUCCINOS 421 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,124 OR FLIP BURGERS OR SOMETHING. 422 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,926 I CAN'T SUPPORT A FAMILY ON THAT. 423 00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:24,595 WELL, THEN BE READY TO BE OUT OF WORK FOR A LONG TIME. 424 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:27,598 I CAN'T AFFORD "LONG TIME," JIMMY. 425 00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:29,400 I NEED A REAL JOB NOW, 426 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:32,803 'CAUSE I GOT REAL RESPONSIBILITIES NOW. 427 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:35,574 TAKE YOUR SNOWMOBILES AND STICK 'EM UP YOUR ASS. 428 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,015 WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE IDIOTS? 429 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,484 I SWEAR, I DIDN'T KNOW THOSE THINGS COST EXTRA. 430 00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:47,852 JUST PLEASE UNTIE ME. 431 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,453 SURE, WHEN YOU COUGH UP THE WHOLE $250. 432 00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:50,888 THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. 433 00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,290 I ONLY HAVE THE $100, OKAY? 434 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,791 $120, MAYBE. THAT'S ALL. 435 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,126 I FUCKED YOU. 436 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,528 THAT ALONE'S $100. WHAT DID YOU THINK? 437 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,729 I DON'T KNOW. 438 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,198 NO, NO, PLEASE. 439 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,367 PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T SMOKE IN HERE. 440 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,372 I'LL PUT IT OUT. FOR $250. 441 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,548 CAN YOU HELP ME OUT, UNCLE SEAN? 442 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,752 BEATS ME. WHAT'S UP? 443 00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:35,700 "WHEN I AM DEAD, DO NOT CLOTHE ME. 444 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:38,069 "WRAP ME NAKED IN A SHEET-- 445 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,870 "WRAP ME NAKED IN A SHEET. 446 00:20:39,871 --> 00:20:41,672 "NO FLOWERS ON MY BED. 447 00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:43,207 "AND LET NO ONE ACCOMPANY ME, 448 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:46,010 "NEITHER RELATIVES NOR FRIENDS. 449 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,446 BURN ME." 450 00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:51,182 THAT--THAT IS A DEATH I CAN DRINK TO. 451 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:52,516 PIRANDELLO GOT IT RIGHT. 452 00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:55,353 WHERE DO YOU EVEN FIND A QUOTE LIKE THAT-- 453 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:56,854 DEPRESSING-DEATH.COM? 454 00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,457 WHEN I GO, I'M GOING TO GO WITH A BANG. 455 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,559 NO, I WANT-- I WANT A BAND. 456 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,027 I WANT A BRASS BAND 457 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,528 OR A CLOWN BAND. 458 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:06,897 PROBABLY THAT'S ALL WE CAN AFFORD--AND FIREWORKS. 459 00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:08,766 NICE. THAT IS KEEPING IT CLASSY, JAMISON. 460 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,101 AND A CROWD. 461 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,004 I WANT FAMILY AND FRIENDS 462 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:16,807 AND MY FORMER STUDENTS AND MY OLD GIRL SCOUT TROOP, 463 00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:19,710 INCLUDING THE MEAN DEAF GIRL. 464 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:21,545 AND THEY SHOULD ALL BE CRYING, 465 00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:23,714 BUT NOT ENOUGH SO THAT THEY DON'T ENJOY THE-- 466 00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:26,017 THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN... 467 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,319 AND THE BACON. - UH-HUH. 468 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,421 SO YOU TAKE THAT, PINOCCHIO. 469 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:31,522 PIRANDELLO. 470 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:33,057 YOU KNOW, A MONTH AGO, 471 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,959 I DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW THAT I WAS SICK, 472 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,662 NOT PAUL, NOT ADAM. 473 00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:40,831 BUT NOW--NOW THAT THEY KNOW, I WANT THEM--I WANT THEM WITH ME 474 00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:42,466 UN--UNTIL THE VERY END. 475 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,902 NO, I-I DON'T WANT MY DEATH TO BE-- 476 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:46,003 SCARY? 477 00:21:46,004 --> 00:21:47,438 NO. NO ONE DOES. 478 00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:48,572 DESOLATE. 479 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,341 THERE, I SAID IT. 480 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:53,878 THAT'S WHAT I FEAR... 481 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:57,214 A DESOLATE DEATH. 482 00:21:57,215 --> 00:21:58,883 IF THAT HAPPENS, THEN I KNOW 483 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:02,653 I'VE DONE SOMETHING VERY, VERY WRONG. 484 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,388 I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO TALK 485 00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:07,124 ABOUT THIS STUFF WITH ANYONE. 486 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,794 MAYBE IT'S THE ROOM. 487 00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:12,363 IT FEELS SO SERENE. 488 00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:14,832 I'VE NEVER EVEN SAID 489 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,535 THE WORD "SERENE" BEFORE. 490 00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:29,947 OH, GOD. I'M SORRY. 491 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:31,015 I'VE MISLED YOU. 492 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,450 OH, NO. I'M SORRY. 493 00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:33,718 I'M--I'M-- - CALM DOWN. 494 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:36,387 - I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T MEAN-- - I AM CALM. 495 00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:38,055 I'M MARRIED. 496 00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:39,223 AND EVEN THOUGH 497 00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:41,325 I'VE BEEN COMPLAINING ABOUT MY HUSBAND 498 00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:44,028 AND HIS NERVE-RACKING APPROACH 499 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,931 TO--TO JOBUNTING, I... 500 00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:49,266 NO, I LIKE BEING ATTACHED TO PAUL, 501 00:22:49,267 --> 00:22:51,335 AND I ALMOST REALLY SCREWED THAT UP ONCE, AND I'M-- 502 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:53,838 WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 503 00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:55,806 WHAT, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? 504 00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:57,775 YOU THINK I'M STRAIGHT? 505 00:22:57,776 --> 00:22:59,678 WHAT? 506 00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,047 I'M GAY. 507 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,115 GAY? 508 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,950 I WAS ACTUALLY JUST ADMIRING THE FACT 509 00:23:05,951 --> 00:23:07,785 THAT YOU SEEM TO HAVE NO PORES. 510 00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:09,653 BUT, UM... 511 00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:13,391 I-I CAN ASSURE YOU-- A TRUE COCKSMAN. 512 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,794 GOT IT. 513 00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:19,296 OKAY. 514 00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:21,500 OKAY. 515 00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:24,869 GAY. 516 00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:29,907 I CLEARLY--I CLEARLY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. 517 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:33,144 WOW. 518 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,311 HA! 519 00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:36,180 DON'T I THINK HIGHLY OF MYSELF. 520 00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:38,082 YOU SHOULD. YOU'RE INCREDIBLE. 521 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,350 UH-HUH. 522 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:41,252 WHAT, INCREDIBLE ENOUGH TO HAVE THE POWER 523 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,388 TO TURN A GAY GUY STRAIGHT OVER TWO BOTTLES OF WINE? 524 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:47,858 OH. 525 00:23:47,859 --> 00:23:50,194 OH, GOD, I-I HAVE TO GO, 526 00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:52,229 NOT--NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY, 527 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:54,231 BUT BECAUSE I-- - OKAY. 528 00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:56,133 I AM--I'M SEMI-MORTIFIED, AND... 529 00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:58,135 AND IT-- OH, IT'S ALMOST 5:00. 530 00:23:58,136 --> 00:23:59,670 OH. 531 00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:02,173 OH, PAUL WANTS ME TO MEET HIM. 532 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,674 SO I REALLY-- I REALLY DO. 533 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:04,876 I... 534 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,380 I HAVE TO GO. 535 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:14,418 HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW IT'S STATUTORY RAPE? 536 00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:15,553 LOOK AT HIM. 537 00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:17,054 PLUS, YOU'RE GUILTY OF OVERCHARGING 538 00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:18,222 FOR SERVICES RENDERED. 539 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:19,323 YOU DO NOT CHARGE A GUY 540 00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:20,724 FOR JUST SHOWING HIM THE BALL GAG. 541 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:21,992 THIS IS BULLSHIT. 542 00:24:21,993 --> 00:24:24,361 MR. HORNY OVER HERE AGREED TO EVERY ADD-ON SERVICE. 543 00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:25,930 NO. I DIDN'T KNOW. 544 00:24:25,931 --> 00:24:27,031 YOU SHUT UP. AND, YOU... 545 00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:28,499 YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T REPORT YOU 546 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,401 TO THE COPS AND THE GOVERNING BODY 547 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:31,936 OF TRAINED DOMINATRICES. 548 00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:33,838 FINE. 549 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,239 $150, AND WE'LL CALL IT EVEN. 550 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,275 WELL... DONE. 551 00:24:38,276 --> 00:24:41,745 BUT AS I, UM, CONDUCT MY TRANSACTIONS 552 00:24:41,746 --> 00:24:44,081 WITHOUT LEGAL TENDER, YOU WILL HAVE TO ACCEPT PAYMENT 553 00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:45,382 IN THE FORM OF TRADE, 554 00:24:45,383 --> 00:24:49,588 LIKE, UH, THAT ASHTRAY OR THAT VASE. 555 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,667 SHIT. 556 00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:08,205 WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? 557 00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:09,306 SHE'S A HOOKER! 558 00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:10,875 LOOK, I THOUGHT IT'D BE COOL. 559 00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:12,743 I DIDN'T KNOW SHE'D HOLD ME HOSTAGE. 560 00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:14,979 CALLING UP A HOOKER IS RANDOM AND DANGEROUS. 561 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,081 THAT SHIT IS NEVER COOL... 562 00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:18,215 FOR A KID. 563 00:25:18,216 --> 00:25:20,918 I-I THOUGHT YOU HAD A NICE GIRLFRIEND, ADAM. 564 00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:22,419 WHY AREN'T YOU SLEEPING WITH HER? 565 00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:23,654 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 566 00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:26,223 UM, DUDE, I JUST PAID OFF YOUR DATE 567 00:25:26,224 --> 00:25:28,425 WITH ONE OF REBECCA'S CRATE & BARREL ORIGINALS. 568 00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:30,461 I THINK THAT MAKES IT MY BUSINESS. 569 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:34,265 MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO WAIT TO DO IT, AND... 570 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,433 I TRIED HOOKING UP WITH GIRLS AT SCHOOL, 571 00:25:36,434 --> 00:25:37,835 BUT THAT GOT COMPLICATED. 572 00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:39,970 SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASIER 573 00:25:39,971 --> 00:25:41,272 TO JUST MESS AROUND 574 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,274 WITH SOMEONE WHO WOULDN'T DECORATE MY LOCKER 575 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:46,143 AND WHO DOESN'T KNOW MY MOM HAS CANCER. 576 00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:48,712 OY. THE SICK-MOM THING. 577 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:51,115 YEAH, I FEEL YOU THERE. 578 00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:54,685 WHEN MY MOM DIED, I TORCHED MY OWN CAR... 579 00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:57,321 WHILE I WAS LIVING IN IT. 580 00:25:57,322 --> 00:25:59,057 OH, THAT'S MENTAL. 581 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,394 JUST--LOOK... 582 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:06,330 DON'T BE IN SUCH A HURRY TO GROW UP, OKAY? 583 00:26:06,331 --> 00:26:08,866 I MEAN, I KNOW I MAKE ADULTHOOD LOOK EASY, 584 00:26:08,867 --> 00:26:12,169 BUT TRUST ME, IT'S NO BED OF ROSES. 585 00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:15,005 JUST... JUST TAKE IT SLOW, OKAY? 586 00:26:15,006 --> 00:26:17,441 AND, UH, KNOW THAT 587 00:26:17,442 --> 00:26:19,843 YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK ME FOR ANYTHING. 588 00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:21,946 COULD YOU HELP ME WRITE MY ENGLISH PAPER 589 00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:23,781 BEFORE MY MOM GETS HOME? 590 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:25,717 OKAY. 591 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,460 PAUL? 592 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,098 I JUST WANTED YOU TO MEET ME HERE 593 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:43,167 SO I COULD RIP OFF THE BAND-AID. 594 00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:45,703 I WORK HERE NOW, SHORT-TERM. 595 00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:48,305 AND I KNOW YOU MUST BE ALL KINDS OF WEIRDED OUT NOW, 596 00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:50,007 HONEY, BUT, YOU KNOW, HERE'S THE THING. 597 00:26:50,008 --> 00:26:52,209 THE JOB HAS HEALTH INSURANCE, WHICH WE NEED. 598 00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:54,144 YOU KNOW, I ONLY APPLIED HERE, 599 00:26:54,145 --> 00:26:56,880 LIKE, TWO HOURS AGO AFTER MEETING 600 00:26:56,881 --> 00:26:58,616 WITH THAT ASSHOLE JIMMY. 601 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,184 AND YOU DON'T NEED TO PANIC, 602 00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:01,752 'CAUSE I'M GONNA KEEP LOOKING FOR SOMETHING GOOD. 603 00:27:01,753 --> 00:27:03,754 AND I'M GONNA GET IT. 604 00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:05,656 BUT UNTIL THAT HAPPENS... 605 00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:07,792 I'M GONNA BE WEARING THIS TO WORK. 606 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:15,566 YOU KNOW, AND EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T FIX EVERYTHING, 607 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:17,835 I CAN, UM, FIX YOUR iPOD. 608 00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:20,571 OKAY? OR TELL YOU WHO CAN-- 609 00:27:20,572 --> 00:27:24,108 LANCE IN TECH SUPPORT. 610 00:27:24,109 --> 00:27:27,745 I THINK IT'S AWESOME. 611 00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:37,921 RIGHT THIS WAY. 612 00:27:37,922 --> 00:27:41,592 ♪ KEEP GIVING ME LOVE TO FIND A WAY ♪ 613 00:27:41,593 --> 00:27:45,763 ♪ THROUGH THIS MESSY LIFE I MADE FOR MYSELF ♪ 614 00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:49,433 ♪ HEAVEN KNOWS I NEED A LITTLE HOPE ♪ 615 00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:51,435 ♪ FOR A BETTER DAY ♪ 616 00:27:51,436 --> 00:27:54,772 ♪ A LITTLE LOVE TO FIND A WAY ♪ 617 00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:57,775 ♪ THROUGH THIS HEAVINESS I FEEL ♪ 618 00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:59,943 ♪ I JUST NEED SOMEONE ♪ 619 00:27:59,944 --> 00:28:04,048 ♪ TO SAY EVERYTHING'S OKAY ♪ 620 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:07,718 ♪ EVERYTHING'S OKAY ♪ 621 00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:09,754 ♪ EVERYTHING'S OKAY ♪ 42922

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