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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,274 PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C. 2 00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:10,943 I HAVE CANCER, REBECCA! 3 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:12,845 I WILL BE FOREVER CHANGED. 4 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,179 PROMISE ME YOU WILL NOT TELL SEAN. 5 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:15,781 CLEARLY, REBECCA TOLD YOU. 6 00:00:15,782 --> 00:00:16,949 YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME. 7 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,417 I THINK WE HAVE TO STOP HERE. 8 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:20,252 WE'VE DONE TWO ROUNDS, AND THE TUMORS ARE UNCHANGED. 9 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:21,387 I WANT A SECOND OPINION. 10 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,122 HAVE YOU HEARD OF A DR. ATTICUS SHERMAN? 11 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:25,057 PAUL READ ABOUT A STAGE IV WOMAN 12 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:26,792 WHO WAS COMPLETELY CURED AFTER SEEING HIM. 13 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:28,527 I GOT AN APPOINTMENT WITH DR. SHERMAN! 14 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,797 GREAT NEWS! 15 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:44,376 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 16 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:49,381 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 17 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:57,790 ♪ STEP OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 18 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,629 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE ♪ 19 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:07,166 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON ♪ 20 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:09,435 ♪ AND TELL ME ♪ 21 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:13,772 ♪ THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAYED ♪ 22 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:18,144 ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪ 23 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:33,426 HEY! WELCOME BACK! 24 00:01:36,362 --> 00:01:38,398 YOU LOOK AWESOME! 25 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:47,440 OH, SHIT. 26 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,378 HEY, MRS. JAMISON. WELCOME BACK. 27 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:55,347 - THANK YOU, HAN. - WE'RE RAISING MONEY FOR YOU. 28 00:01:55,348 --> 00:01:58,217 WE HEARD THE TREATMENT DIDN'T WORK. 29 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:00,452 - YOU DON'T NEED TO RAISE M-- - I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 30 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,554 WE USED YOUR FIRST NAME. 31 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:03,755 WE LIKE THE ALLITERATION. 32 00:02:03,756 --> 00:02:06,225 CUPCAKES...CATHY. 33 00:02:06,226 --> 00:02:07,894 AND CANCER! 34 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:13,265 WE DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT. 35 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:15,033 OOPS. 36 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:17,504 ON THE HOUSE. 37 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,745 SERIOUSLY, WASHINGTON HAD WOODEN FALSE TEETH. 38 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:28,080 HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO BRUSH THEM. 39 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:30,516 HE WOULD JUST REPAINT THEM. 40 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,117 OH, HI. CAN I HELP YOU? 41 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:33,919 THIS IS MY CLASS. 42 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:36,121 OH! OH... 43 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:38,457 OH, MY GOSH, I'M SO SORRY. YOU MUST BE CATHY. 44 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,759 WELL, KIDS, IT LOOKS LIKE MY JOB HERE IS DONE. 45 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:42,861 - AW! - THAT SUCKS. 46 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:45,264 SHE WAS ONLY HERE FOR THREE WEEKS, PEOPLE. 47 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:52,804 WE'LL MISS YOU SO MUCH. 48 00:02:52,805 --> 00:02:54,673 YOU'RE SO SWEET! 49 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,508 FACEBOOK ME IF YOU WANT. 50 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,243 SHE'S A SUB. 51 00:02:58,244 --> 00:03:01,413 SHE'S JUST GOING BACK TO WHEREVER SUBS COME FROM. 52 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:03,283 SHE'S NOT DYING. 53 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:07,886 WELL, UH... 54 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:10,255 GOOD LUCK TO YOU. 55 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:12,058 AND TO YOU. 56 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:21,200 I HATE HER TOO. 57 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:24,536 SO...THEY TAKE ALL THE MIRRORS OUT OF YOUR HOUSE OR SOMETHING? 58 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:25,938 YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD. 59 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,806 THANK YOU! 60 00:03:27,807 --> 00:03:31,176 FINALLY, SOMEONE TELLING THE TRUTH. 61 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:34,012 THE INTERLEUKIN KINDA TOOK IT OUT OF ME. 62 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:36,782 YOU COULD STILL USE SOME MASCARA. 63 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:37,849 GLAD YOU'RE BACK. 64 00:03:37,850 --> 00:03:39,851 ME TOO. 65 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:41,653 WANT A HUG? 66 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:43,289 UH...NO, THANKS. 67 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:54,099 HEY! HOW ARE YOU? 68 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:55,201 YOU OKAY? 69 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:05,143 HEY. 70 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:06,211 YOU GOING TO LUNCH? 71 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:07,346 WHY DON'T YOU ASK ME 72 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:08,714 WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO ASK ME, OKAY? 73 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:10,782 HOW AM I? YOU KNOW, AM I TOTALLY BUMMED 74 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:12,184 BECAUSE MY MOM HAS CANCER? 75 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:14,019 DO I WANT ANOTHER FUCKING CANCER CUPCAKE? 76 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:16,855 BECAUSE THEY'RE FREE FOR ME. 77 00:04:16,856 --> 00:04:19,626 I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WERE GOING TO LUNCH. 78 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,128 OH, YEAH. 79 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:24,263 YEAH. 80 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,700 GOOD. I'LL SAVE YOU A SEAT, FREAK. 81 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:33,672 SHE HAD PLUSHY TOYS ALL OVER MY DESK. 82 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:35,340 IT'S LIKE I NEVER EXISTED! 83 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:37,142 COME ON. KIDS ALWAYS LOVE THE SUBS. 84 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:39,111 OH, GOD, ALL THOSE CANCER FACES. 85 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:44,383 IT'S LIKE I'M STARRING IN MY OWN GREEK TRAGEDY. 86 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:48,720 OKAY. YOUR LAST ROUND OF TREATMENT... 87 00:04:48,721 --> 00:04:51,189 WITHIN $100 WITHOUT GOING OVER. 88 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:54,126 1,252. 89 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,927 SO SORRY, CATHY JAMISON. 90 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:57,462 CORRECT ANSWER IS... 91 00:04:57,463 --> 00:05:00,766 2,047.33! 92 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,635 THAT'S A LOT OF CUPCAKES. 93 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:07,306 BUT INSURANCE COVERS 90%, 94 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:12,744 SO PLEASE WRITE A CHECK FOR $204.33. 95 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:14,880 YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHY STAGE IV PEOPLE GO SO FAST. 96 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:16,815 THEY CAN'T AFFORD TO STICK AROUND. 97 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,750 HEY. NO MORE DOWNER TALK. 98 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:20,786 TOMORROW... WE ARE MEETING 99 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:23,255 THE RENOWNED DR. ATTICUS SHERMAN, 100 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:26,692 AND I, FOR ONE, AM PREPARED TO BE WOWED. 101 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:30,029 YOU BE WOWED. I'LL BE DRUNK. 102 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:35,368 HEY! 103 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:37,603 HEY! 104 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:41,841 I'M GOING TO WORK. 105 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:47,779 HAVE A GREAT DAY. 106 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:50,082 SEAN, HONEY, ARE YOU JUST GONNA SIT IN THERE 107 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,118 ALL DAY WITH NO PANTS ON? 108 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:56,556 PERHAPS. 109 00:05:57,990 --> 00:06:01,059 LOOK...I GET THAT THE WHOLE "MY SISTER HAS CANCER" THING 110 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:03,829 IS A HUGE BUMMER--HUGE. 111 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:06,631 BUT YOU HAVE TO START COPING A TEENY BIT. 112 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:09,134 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY. - WELL, YOU BETTER HOPE 113 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,969 THAT BABY DOESN'T HAVE A SISTER... 114 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:13,071 'CAUSE SISTERS LIE AND DIE. 115 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:15,707 THEY MAKE PILLS, SEAN. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 116 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:19,144 I PROBABLY EVEN HAVE SOME IN MY BAG RIGHT NOW. 117 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:20,680 NO, THANK YOU, NURSE RATCHED. 118 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:26,852 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO WRITE STAGE IV? 119 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:28,220 IT'S DEPRESSING. 120 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,457 SORRY. DIDN'T MEAN TO EAVESDROP. 121 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:34,593 I USED TO GET SO ANNOYED WRITING THAT, 122 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:36,728 I JUST STARTED PUTTING "ROYALLY F'ed" EACH TIME. 123 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:41,666 YOU'RE IN A PRETTY GOOD MOOD FOR SOMEONE WHO'S ROYALLY F'ed. 124 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:44,102 I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE. 125 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:46,638 DR. SHERMAN SAYS I'M IN GREAT SHAPE. 126 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:48,840 AND I JUST MADE IT INTO THIS TERRIFIC 127 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:51,076 MELANOMA CLINICAL TRIAL HE'S RUNNING. 128 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,178 - OH, I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. - YEAH, ME TOO. 129 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:55,380 IT'S HAD REMARKABLE RESULTS IN EUROPE. 130 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:57,516 ASK HIM ABOUT IT. 131 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:58,750 I WILL. 132 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:01,186 I HOPE IT'S NOT FORWARD OF ME, BUT... 133 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,554 HERE'S MY NUMBER. 134 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:06,491 IN CASE YOU EVER WANT TO CHAT OR HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. 135 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:07,692 I'M NADINE. 136 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:09,194 CATHY. 137 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,397 HI. 138 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,033 THIS IS AN ANGEL COIN. 139 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:18,303 IT WAS MY GOOD LUCK CHARM BUT... 140 00:07:18,304 --> 00:07:20,273 I THINK IT'S DONE ITS TRICK FOR ME. 141 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,676 THANK YOU. 142 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:26,846 GOOD LUCK. 143 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:30,950 MRS. JAMISON? 144 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:38,457 HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? 145 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,659 - 27 MINUTES. - SO RUDE! 146 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,994 YOU KNOW, I LIKE THAT HE'S LATE. 147 00:07:42,995 --> 00:07:45,163 IT MEANS THAT HE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME WITH HIS PATIENTS. 148 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:46,565 WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE PAINTINGS 149 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,333 OF WOMEN LOOKING OUT OF WINDOWS? 150 00:07:48,334 --> 00:07:50,202 THEY WAITING FOR US TO JUMP? 151 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,003 WELL, HI, THERE. 152 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:53,905 PAUL JAMISON. 153 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:55,607 HUSBAND. - ATTICUS SHERMAN. 154 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:56,708 CATHERINE. HELLO. 155 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:58,376 CATHY. PATIENT. 156 00:07:58,377 --> 00:07:59,811 I FIGURED AS MUCH. 157 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,680 ALTHOUGH WHAT'S GOING ON THERE, BUDDY? 158 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,582 'CAUSE THERE'S A HEART ATTACK IN THERE WITH YOUR NAME ON IT. 159 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:06,518 OKAY, LET'S TAKE A LOOK. UH-HUH. 160 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:09,221 OKAY. NO SHORTNESS OF BREATH, 161 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,522 MUSCLE WEAKNESS? 162 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,324 - NOT YET. - OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. 163 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,861 TAKE DEEP BREATHS. 164 00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:18,463 GLAD YOU CAME TO SEE ME. 165 00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:20,899 I DON'T HAVE GOOD FEELINGS ABOUT THAT DOOGIE HOWSER 166 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,667 I TALKED WITH ON THE PHONE. 167 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,769 - DR. MAUER? - HE SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS 16. 168 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,705 - I KNOW, RIGHT? - DID I MAKE A MISTAKE 169 00:08:26,706 --> 00:08:28,773 DOING THE INTERLEUKIN 2 TREATMENT? 170 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:30,842 NO. YOU WENT IN FOR THE NUCLEAR BLAST FIRST. 171 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,344 IT'S A FINE CHOICE. 172 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,880 JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR YOU SO, YOU KNOW, ONWARD. 173 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:37,516 I MET ONE OF YOUR PATIENTS, NADINE, IN THE WAITING ROOM. 174 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,717 ISN'T SHE A TRIP? 175 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,018 SHE'S GOT MORE ENERGY THAN ALL OF US. 176 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,620 SHE'S DOING GREAT. 177 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:44,422 SHE WAS TELLING ME ABOUT A CLINICAL TRIAL YOU'RE DOING? 178 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:46,725 YEAH. I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THE POTENTIAL WITH THAT, 179 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,393 ESPECIALLY WITH THE LATE-STAGE PATIENTS. 180 00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:50,662 FANTASTIC. SO WHEN DO WE START THAT? 181 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:54,366 IT'S ALL FILLED UP. THERE ARE NO MORE SPOTS. 182 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,734 SERIOUSLY? 183 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:58,538 HEY, NO LONG FACES. WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 184 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:02,440 WAIT A MINUTE. SO WE'RE...WE'RE DONE? 185 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:04,543 YEAH. LET ME STUDY YOUR SCANS, AND I'LL BE IN TOUCH. 186 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,411 - WE'VE BEEN WAING 27 MINUTES. - PAUL. 187 00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:08,280 HERE. TAKE MY CARD. 188 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,248 EMAIL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS. 189 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:13,118 "THEGREATSHERMTINI.COM"? 190 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,787 YEAH, I DO A LITTLE AMATEUR MAGICIANING ON THE SIDE, 191 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:18,757 YOU KNOW, BEND THE OCCASIONAL SPOON FOR THE KIDS. 192 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,293 NO CHANCE YOU CAN BEND THE RULES FOR ME 193 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,928 AND GET ME INTO THAT TRIAL? 194 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:25,798 ONLY SPOONS. 195 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,803 THE GREAT SHERMTINI, MY ASS. 196 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:34,306 HE COULDN'T PUT ONE EXTRA PERSON INTO HIS TRIAL? 197 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,207 - HE SAID I WAS FAT. - DON'T I DESERVE IT 198 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,209 AS MUCH AS THAT OTHER WOMAN? - YOU DESERVE IT MORE 199 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,644 THAN THAT OTHER WOMAN. - DON'T SAY THAT. 200 00:09:39,645 --> 00:09:41,179 - IT'S TRUE! - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 201 00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:43,348 NADINE'S WHAT--SHE'S LIKE 20 YEARS OLDER THAN I AM. 202 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:45,317 SHE'S ALREADY HAD THAT EXTRA TIME. 203 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,918 I WANT THAT TIME! 204 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,487 PLUS HE SAID SHE WAS DOING GREAT. 205 00:09:49,488 --> 00:09:51,356 SHE DOESN'T NEED THE TRIAL. - IT'S NOT FAIR. 206 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,325 - IT'S BEYOND NOT FAIR. - OH, I SHOULDN'T SAY THAT. 207 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,727 WHY NOT? WHY DON'T YOU DESERVE TO BE ANGRY ABOUT THIS? 208 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:59,264 I AM! IT IS ABSURDLY NOT FAIR! 209 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,832 LET'S GO GET A BURGER! I WANT A BURGER. 210 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:02,233 YOU WANT A BURGER? - I CAN'T. 211 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:04,669 I'VE GOTTA GO WITH REBECCA TO HER DOCTOR. 212 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:07,072 SEAN'S TOO DEPRESSED TO DO IT. 213 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,607 AW, HONEY. 214 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,075 YOUR LIFE IS SO NOT FAIR RIGHT NOW. 215 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:13,511 I KNOW. 216 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:15,313 YOU SEE THAT? 217 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:16,748 THAT'S THE BEGINNINGS OF FINGERS. 218 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:18,450 - WOW. - LOOK AT THAT. 219 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,986 PLEASE TELL ME IT DOESN'T HAVE WEBBED FEET. 220 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:23,188 - IT ALL LOOKS FINE. - THE BABY DADDY IS BIPOLAR, 221 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,823 SO THIS KID COULD BE A LITTLE WACKY. 222 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:27,025 - REBECCA. - THAT'S HEREDITARY, RIGHT? 223 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:28,827 THAT'S NOT MY SPECIALTY. 224 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:30,462 OH, WOW. WHAT IF THE BABY HAS IT, 225 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,597 AND I CATCH IT THROUGH THE UMBILICAL CORD? 226 00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:34,199 - THAT CAN'T HAPPEN. - CAN WE CONCENTRATE 227 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,467 ON THE POSITIVE HERE? 228 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,736 BE HAPPY. 229 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:40,472 THERE'S SO MANY OTHER THINGS NOT TO BE HAPPY ABOUT. 230 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,140 SHE HAS CANCER. 231 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,209 - OH, I'M SO SORRY. - IS MELANOMA HEREDITARY? 232 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:47,612 I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER ASKED! - OH, MY GOD! 233 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:48,913 ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH! 234 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:51,116 YOU'RE HAVING A CHILD. 235 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,885 THIS IS A MIRACLE ON SO MANY LEVELS, 236 00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:56,821 SO WE...WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE THIS MOMENT! 237 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:59,758 LET'S JUST ENJOY THIS. 238 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,793 YOU HEAR THAT? THE HEARTBEAT. 239 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:03,795 OH, MY GOD! 240 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,897 IS IT A GIRL? IT--IT SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL. 241 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:08,266 IT'S A LITTLE TOO EARLY TO BE 100% SURE, 242 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:11,202 BUT BASED ON WHAT I'M SEEING AND NOT SEEING, 243 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:13,372 I WOULD GUESS IT'S A GIRL. 244 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:16,541 IT'S A GIRL. 245 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,744 OHH! 246 00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,386 I'M HOME! 247 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:29,387 HEY. 248 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,790 HOW WAS SCHOOL? 249 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:34,225 THIS WAS ON MY LOCKER. 250 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:35,560 OH... 251 00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:37,996 WELL... THAT'S SWEET. 252 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,464 NO, MOM, LOOK AT THIS. 253 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:41,166 IT'S NOT SWEET. IT'S CREEPY. 254 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,868 I MEAN, EVER SINCE SCHOOL STARTED THREE WEEKS AGO, 255 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,638 I'VE BEEN GETTING MORE ATTENTION THAN THAT ALBINO KID. 256 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,640 OKAY. THE SPARKLES ARE A LITTLE CREEPY. 257 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,642 BUT YOU KNOW... THEY CARE ABOUT YOU 258 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:53,144 AND WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 259 00:11:53,145 --> 00:11:55,380 YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE CANCER, MOM. 260 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,015 THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. 261 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,818 - HEY, ADAM. - HEY, WHAT'S UP? 262 00:12:00,586 --> 00:12:02,921 WHAT ARE YOU MAKING? IT SMELLS LIKE ASS. 263 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,723 QUINOA AND CAULIFLOWER. 264 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,726 CRUCIFEROUS VEGETABLES ARE ANTIOXIDANTS. 265 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,360 UGH! HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PUNISHED ENOUGH? 266 00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:11,329 APPARENTLY NOT. 267 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,965 SO, UM... I WAS THINKING ABOUT 268 00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:16,534 WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER ABOUT STAYING POSITIVE. 269 00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:18,937 - GOOD. - UH-HUH. 270 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,539 AND, UM, I WANT YOU TO THROW ME A BABY SHOWER. 271 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,608 OH, OF COURSE. 272 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:25,276 OH! 273 00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:28,113 IT'LL BE SO NICE IN THE SPRING. WE COULD DO IT OUTSIDE. 274 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,315 I WAS THINKING MAYBE THIS WEEK. 275 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:31,616 OH, COME ON! 276 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,752 WHAT, YOU SAID SO YOURSELF. WE CAN'T WAIT. 277 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,620 WE HAVE TO CELEBRATE EVERY GOOD MOMENT. 278 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:38,089 REBECCA, YOU'RE WHAT? YOU'RE, LIKE, 11 WEEKS PREGNANT. 279 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,657 I MEAN, TECHNICALLY, THAT ISN'T EVEN-- 280 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,826 THINK ABOUT THE PHOTOS. WE'RE AT OUR PEAK. 281 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,863 NEITHER OF US IS GONNA LOOK ANY BETTER THAN WE DO RIGHT NOW. 282 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,898 WE HAVE TO DO THIS BEFORE I GET FAT 283 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:49,400 AND YOU GET ALL...CANCERY. 284 00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:53,071 IN CASE I'M TOO SICK TO SAY IT THEN, SCREW YOU. 285 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:55,840 SEAN IS IN A TENT, AND YOU'RE DYING. 286 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,909 HAVING A LITTLE FUN WOULDN'T KILL US. 287 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:01,079 UNFORTUNATE USE OF WORDS. 288 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,080 BUT I HEAR YOU. 289 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,215 OH, GOOD! GREAT! UM... 290 00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:06,751 SO I'LL INVITE A FEW GALS AND THEIR DAUGHTERS. 291 00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:09,053 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ANYTHING FANCY, NO GIFTS. 292 00:13:09,054 --> 00:13:10,655 JUST HAND-ME-DOWNS. THAT'S WHAT SEAN WOULD WANT. 293 00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:13,725 NOT THAT HE GIVES A CRAP ABOUT ANYTHING NOWADAYS. 294 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,693 MAN, YOU REALLY DID A NUMBER ON HIM. 295 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,462 REBECCA, IT'S COMPLICATED. 296 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,731 I THINK IT WOULD HELP IF YOU APOLOGIZED FOR LYING 297 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,399 AND FOR NOT TELLING HIM FOR SO LONG. 298 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,001 HOW ABOUT YOU APOLOGIZE FOR TELLING HIM 299 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,936 WHAT I ASKED YOU NOT TO. 300 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,872 - WHAT, I-I-- - YOU--YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH. 301 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,775 YOU STAY OUT OF THIS ONE. 302 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:33,278 WE'RE ALL FAMILY NOW, CATH. 303 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,347 SERIOUSLY. 304 00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:44,123 YOU ARE AN AWESOME AUNT. 305 00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:51,963 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW WE'RE HAVING A GIRL. 306 00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,531 WHAT--WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 307 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,135 WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 308 00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,937 I HAD MY FIRST SONOGRAM TODAY. 309 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,772 AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME? 310 00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:04,342 JESUS! FIRST CATHY AND NOW YOU. 311 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,212 I'M SURROUNDED BY SHE-LIARS. 312 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,147 LIKE IF I HAD TOLD YOU, YOU WOULD HAVE GONE? 313 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,515 WELL, MAYBE. 314 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,917 MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN ME THE OPTION. 315 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,886 YOU KNOW WHAT, SEAN? 316 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:17,455 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING HAPPY TIME. 317 00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:18,923 I'M FUCKING PREGNANT, 318 00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:21,659 AND I'M NOT GONNA HAVE YOU FUCKING BRING THIS DOWN, OKAY? 319 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,795 UM...IT'S MY BABY TOO. 320 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,564 HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO BE A DECENT PARENT 321 00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:29,568 WHEN YOU WON'T EVEN PUT ON A GODDAMN PAIR OF PANTS? 322 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:41,312 CATHY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 323 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:44,315 DO YOU THINK I CAN GIVE THIS BABY A BROKEN LAMP? 324 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,817 - PROBABLY NOT. - YOU KNOW, 325 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,553 I'VE BEEN DIGGING THROUGH THIS CRAP FOR THE LAST HOUR, 326 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,722 LOOKING FOR A PRESENT FOR THIS BABY. 327 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,590 SORRY--FETUS. 328 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,893 AND GOD FORBID SEAN SHOULD COME OUT OF HIS TENT DEPRESSION 329 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,261 AND HELP. 330 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:59,664 HONEY, YOU'RE STILL RECOVERING FROM YOUR TREATMENT. 331 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,466 YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE IT EASY. 332 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:04,168 OH, MY GOSH. 333 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:06,704 OH, LOOK AT THIS! - OH... 334 00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:09,073 THEY'RE MY BABY CLOTHES MY MOM SAVED. 335 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,476 DO YOU THINK ADAM WOULD WANT THEM WHEN HE HAS KIDS? 336 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:14,379 YOU THINK ADAM WILL EVEN HAVE KIDS? 337 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,848 - BET HE WILL. - KIDS SHOULD HAVE SIBLINGS. 338 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,484 MAKE SURE HE HAS A BUNCH, OKAY? 339 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:22,887 WHAT, SO THEY CAN GET ALONG LIKE YOU AND SEAN? 340 00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:26,324 REBECCA...THINKS THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 341 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:28,326 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK REBECCA. 342 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,895 AND SEAN IS A GROWN-UP, OKAY? 343 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,864 LOOK, HOW ABOUT THIS? 344 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,066 PERFECT. 345 00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:36,234 YEAH, THAT COULD WORK. 346 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,202 - HEY, MRS. J. - WHAT'S UP, MOM? 347 00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,238 OH, I LIKE YOU TWO TOGETHER. 348 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,173 YOU'D MAKE CUTE BABIES. 349 00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:43,841 - OH... - WHOA! 350 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:45,176 NOT NOW. SOMEDAY. 351 00:15:45,177 --> 00:15:46,544 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHOA! 352 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,012 IS THAT MY OLD BIG WHEEL? - YEAH. 353 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:50,081 I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO REBECCA FOR THE BABY SHOWER. 354 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,382 WHAT? YOU CAN'T GIVE THIS AWAY. 355 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:54,686 IT'S MINE. - HA HA. COME ON, BUDDY, 356 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,020 YOU'RE A LITTLE BIG FOR THAT, AREN'T YA? 357 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,355 - YEAH, JUST A LITTLE. - ADAM-- 358 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,290 NO. NO. NO WAY. 359 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:02,627 YOU DON'T EVEN FIT ON IT ANYMORE. 360 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,762 - TOTALLY CAN. - FINE. 361 00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:06,765 YOU CAN RIDE IT, YOU CAN KEEP IT. 362 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,109 HA HA HA. 363 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:21,145 YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 364 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,447 WOW. 365 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,716 I THINK THIS CANCER MIGHT BE AFFECTING HIM 366 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,951 MORE THAN HE THINKS. 367 00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:28,920 ♪ GIRL, ARE YOU READY ♪ 368 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,588 - GO! - ONE... 369 00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:31,723 - OKAY... - TWO...THREE... 370 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,658 LIFT AND SPREAD. LIFT AND SPREAD. 371 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,892 REBECCA, YOU'RE FALLING BEHIND. 372 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:37,061 NO, I'M NOT! 373 00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,563 BOOM. DONE! 374 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,965 OH, MY GOD! 375 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,333 13 SECONDS. 376 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,802 WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE ANOTHER SIX MONTHS TO WORK ON IT. 377 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:48,072 THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME WITH ALL THIS. 378 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,675 I LOVE A PARTY, BUT SERIOUSLY... 379 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,878 THAT LADY SHOULD NOT BE A MOTHER. 380 00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:57,315 YOU ARE REALLY A DIAPER PRODIGY. 381 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:59,751 I WAS WAY INTO BABYSITTING AS A KID. 382 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,986 HEY, MAYBE I SHOULD HIRE YOU AS MY NANNY. 383 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:03,588 WHY? 'CAUSE I'M BLACK? 384 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:06,124 RUBY. WHAT SCHOOLS ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 385 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,160 HA. DID MY MOM SAY WE WERE HERE LOOKING AT COLLEGES? 386 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,763 SHE'S TAKING ME TO HAZELDEN. 387 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,297 - REHAB? - RUBY. 388 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:15,199 YOU'RE RUINING THE PARTY. 389 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,467 OH, COME ON, I MEAN... 390 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:18,703 WHO HERE HASN'T BEEN TO REHAB, RIGHT? 391 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,705 PRETTY MUCH ALL OF US. 392 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,540 OH, THOSE ARE ADORABLE. 393 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,842 THEY HAVE Cs ON THEM. 394 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:28,012 I-I...I DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO DEAL WITH FOOD. 395 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,447 IT'S PERFECT! 396 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:32,283 OH! O...OKAY. 397 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:33,785 GREAT. 398 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:37,989 BECAUSE I'VE DECIDED THAT I'M GONNA NAME THE BABY 399 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,223 CATHY! 400 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,459 LITTLE Cs FOR CATHY. 401 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,861 BUT SHE'S CATHY. 402 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,196 RIGHT! ISN'T IT AWESOME? 403 00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:47,298 - NO. - W-WAIT. 404 00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:48,866 SO THIS BABY WILL BE NAMED CATHY TOLKE 405 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,135 LIKE MY MOM WAS CATHY TOLKE? - IS CATHY TOLKE. 406 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:52,470 I'M NOT DEAD YET. 407 00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:55,540 CATHY HAS CANCER. 408 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,542 I MEAN, NOT MY CATHY! 409 00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,210 THAT CATHY. 410 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:00,812 SEE? IT'S ALREADY CONFUSING. 411 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,748 OKAY, LOOK...MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE HEALTHY 412 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,983 WOULD BE EXCITED ABOUT THIS, BUT I'M SORRY, I'M NOT. 413 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,819 OUT OF ALL OF THE MILLIONS OF NAMES OUT THERE, 414 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,187 YOU GO FOR MINE? 415 00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:10,555 I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE TOUCHED. 416 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,323 IT'S AN HOMAGE. 417 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,860 EXCUSE ME. 418 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:17,995 YOU'RE WELCOME. 419 00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:19,497 JESUS. 420 00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,833 HOW 'BOUT, HOW 'BOUT, YOU KNOW, MONICA? 421 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,334 OR LYDIA. 422 00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:24,602 OR HANNAH. HOW 'BOUT HANNAH? 423 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,370 MONICA WAS THE NAME OF MY THIRD GRADE TEACHER. 424 00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:30,041 I HATE MONICA. - LAVONDA, BEATRICE, ROSE. 425 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,709 SUSIE. HOW ABOUT MONIQUE? 426 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,945 OR MAYBE ONE OF THE FLOWER NAMES. 427 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,413 - LIKE LILAC? - OKAY. OKAY. 428 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,348 SO THIS WHOLE CATHY TOLKE THING 429 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:38,583 IS GONNA BE A BIG PROBLEM 430 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,017 WHEN SHE'S GROWING UP ACROSS THE STREET 431 00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:41,352 AND WE START GETTING EACH OTHER'S MAIL 432 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:42,954 AND PHONE CALLS AND SUCH, 433 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,189 'CAUSE I MIGHT BE AROUND FOR A WHILE. 434 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:47,558 IT WAS DR. SHERMAN'S OFFICE. 435 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,128 HE ADDED A SPOT FOR ME IN THE CLINICAL TRIAL. 436 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,630 OH... YES! 437 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,365 THAT'S SO GREAT! 438 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:57,301 WHOO! 439 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:13,117 UM...I'M JUST GONNA GET SOME SODA. 440 00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,819 THAT'S COOL. 441 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,721 USE IT OR LOSE IT. 442 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:22,059 SORRY ABOUT YOUR MOM AND THE WHOLE CANCER SHIT. 443 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,896 YEAH, WELL, SORRY ABOUT REHAB. 444 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,931 GUESS WE'RE BOTH FUCKED. 445 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,567 YEAH. 446 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,269 YOU WANNA FEEL BETTER? 447 00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,605 OH. NO, I DON'T SMOKE, SO... I'M JUST GONNA GO UPSTAIRS. 448 00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,841 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 449 00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:39,944 OH. HA. 450 00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,181 I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 451 00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:44,883 SO DO I. 452 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:53,058 WAIT--HA. 453 00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:16,340 HELLO. THIS IS CATHY JAMISON CALLING. 454 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,242 IS NADINE THERE? 455 00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:20,111 OH! HI. 456 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,446 I MET YOUR MOM LAST WEEK AT DR. SHERMAN'S OFFICE, 457 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,982 AND I WAS-- 458 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:29,887 OH. OH, MY GOD. 459 00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:31,389 I-I'M... 460 00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,458 I'M SO SORRY, I-- 461 00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:37,895 NADINE DIED. 462 00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:40,097 - WHO? - THE WOMAN. 463 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:41,599 PAUL, THE COIN WOMAN. 464 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,634 I CALLED HER TO TELL HER THAT I GOT INTO THE TRIAL, 465 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,269 AND-- - MAN! 466 00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,737 SHE LOOKED SO ALIVE. 467 00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,873 WELL, NOW SHE'S NOT. 468 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,775 HE SAID SHE WAS DOING SO GREAT. 469 00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:51,909 SHE DIED? JUST LIKE THAT? 470 00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:53,244 THAT IS ROYALLY FUCKED. 471 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:56,814 SHE GAVE ME HER LUCKY COIN, AND THEN SHE DIED. 472 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,582 CATHY, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 473 00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,451 OH, MY GOD! 474 00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:02,753 THAT'S WHY THERE WAS AN EXTRA SPOT FOR ME. 475 00:22:02,754 --> 00:22:05,923 I CLIMBED OVER A DEAD WOMAN'S BODY TO GET INTO THAT TRIAL! 476 00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:08,125 WHOA! I AM NOT GONNA PLAY THAT GAME WITH YOU, HONEY. 477 00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:09,427 YOU GOT INTO THE TRIAL 478 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:10,995 'CAUSE YOU DESERVE TO GET INTO THE TRIAL. 479 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,797 WHAT, AND SHE DIDN'T? 480 00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:14,498 I'M NOT SAYING SHE DESERVED TO DIE, CATHY, 481 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,334 BUT YOU DESERVE A CHANCE TO LIVE 482 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,802 JUST LIKE SHE DID. - ADAM. 483 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,503 ADAM. 484 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,639 DID SOMETHING HAPPEN IN THE BASEMENT YESTERDAY? 485 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,841 WHAT? NO. 486 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,943 I MEAN...NO. 487 00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:28,012 YOUR MOM THINKS THAT RUBY WAS SMOKING POT DOWN THERE. 488 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:31,282 OH, YEAH? YEAH. I-I DON'T KNOW. 489 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:33,684 MAYBE. SHE WAS WEIRD. 490 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,620 SHE WAS. 491 00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:44,628 AND BOOM! 492 00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:46,064 THERE'S YOUR GOLDFISH. 493 00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:50,368 OH! WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT'S THIS? 494 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,136 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT IN YOUR HEAD? 495 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:54,438 LET'S PUT IT BACK IN. OH, IT CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE. 496 00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:55,873 HOW DID I DO THAT? 497 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,942 LOOK AT THIS. 498 00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:00,878 DR. SHERMAN. 499 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,346 I'M PERFORMING HERE. 500 00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:04,215 WELL, YOUR OFFICE TOLD ME YOU WERE UP HERE. 501 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,549 I JUST-- I NEED A MINUTE. 502 00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,319 UH...THIS IS MY ASSISTANT. 503 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,155 THIS IS MRS. JAMISON! 504 00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:12,223 OH HO! 505 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,691 LOOK AT THAT. 506 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:14,892 VERY GOOD. SHE'S GOOD, ISN'T SHE? 507 00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:17,061 IT WAS NADINE'S SPACE, WASN'T IT? 508 00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,697 I REPLACED NADINE. 509 00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:22,566 THE GREAT SHERMTINI IS GONNA TAKE A FIVE-MINUTE BREAK. 510 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:24,835 kids: AW! 511 00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:27,138 YOU TOLD ME YOU ADDED A SLOT. 512 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,073 NOW, WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH? 513 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,708 WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL ME SHE DIED? 514 00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:32,510 I DON'T DISCUSS OTHER PATIENTS. 515 00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:35,312 WE'RE NOT PATIENTS. WE'RE PEOPLE. 516 00:23:35,313 --> 00:23:37,214 BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU WOULD KNOW THAT, 517 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:40,284 SINCE YOU ONLY SEEM TO SPEND TWO MINUTES WITH EACH OF US. 518 00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:42,653 I KNOW YOU'RE A 43-YEAR-OLD WOMAN 519 00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:45,256 PRESENTING WITH ADVANCED METASTATIC DISEASE. 520 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,425 I KNOW YOU HAVE A SMALL TUMOR IN THE SOFT TISSUE 521 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,428 BEHIND YOUR KIDNEY WHICH THE LAST SCANS DIDN'T SHOW. 522 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,430 I KNOW YOU'RE VERY SICK, 523 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,665 AND I THINK THIS TRIAL COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE. 524 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,600 HOW CAN I TRUST YOU? 525 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:59,069 YOU TOLD A DYING WOMAN THAT SHE WAS GREAT. 526 00:23:59,070 --> 00:24:01,272 WHY? TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER? 527 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,375 I DON'T WANNA FEEL BETTER. I WANNA BE BETTER. 528 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:07,044 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR, MRS. JAMISON? 529 00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:09,013 IF YOU'RE GONNA BE MY DOCTOR--IF... 530 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:11,849 YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY DOCTOR, 531 00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:14,718 I NEED YOU ALWAYS, ALWAYS HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH ME. 532 00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:17,588 YOU WANT HONESTY? PEOPLE DIE. 533 00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:20,191 BEFORE TRIALS, DURING TRIALS. 534 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:23,594 HALF THESE KIDS ARE NOT GONNA MAKE IT OUTTA HERE. 535 00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:26,230 AND AS GROUNDBREAKING AS I EXPECT THIS TRIAL TO BE, 536 00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:27,865 I'M STILL GONNA LOSE PATIENTS. 537 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:29,600 WE'LL LEARN SOMETHING FROM EVERY DEATH, 538 00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:31,635 SO WHEN THE NEXT PATIENT COMES THROUGH, 539 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,504 MAYBE THEY WON'T SUFFER AS MUCH. 540 00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:35,639 MAYBE THEY'LL LIVE LONGER. BUT MAKE NO BONES ABOUT IT. 541 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,975 WE ALL GET REPLACED. I'M GONNA DIE. 542 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:41,545 AND SOME OTHER DOCTOR WILL COME THROUGH HERE AND REPLACE ME. 543 00:24:41,546 --> 00:24:46,116 PROBABLY NOT YOUR DOOGIE HOWSER BUT, YOU KNOW, STILL... 544 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:48,452 LOOK, I'M NOT GOING TO BEG YOU TO DO THIS TRIAL. 545 00:24:48,453 --> 00:24:51,155 IF YOU'RE TOO SHORTSIGHTED TO NOT TAKE THE CHANCE 546 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,424 JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE MY BEDSIDE MANNER, 547 00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:55,793 TRUST ME--THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE 548 00:24:55,794 --> 00:24:58,362 WHO ARE WAITING TO REPLACE YOU. 549 00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:03,602 THAT'S THE TRUTH. 550 00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:18,016 REBECCA. 551 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,554 I'M WEARING PANTS. 552 00:25:38,436 --> 00:25:40,271 - OH, UH-- - HI. 553 00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:41,640 HI. 554 00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:45,943 THIS IS FOR REBECCA AND THE BABY. 555 00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:48,178 UM... 556 00:25:48,179 --> 00:25:50,081 O-OKAY. THANKS. 557 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:54,451 I'M SORRY I LIED TO YOU. 558 00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:56,954 AND I'M SORRY IF MY BEING SICK IS HARD FOR YOU. 559 00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:59,558 IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME TOO. 560 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,897 IT HAS HANDS. 561 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:08,232 SHE HAS LITTLE HANDS. 562 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:11,002 YEAH. 563 00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:14,471 I WANNA BE BETTER. 564 00:26:14,472 --> 00:26:16,040 THEN TAKE THE MEDS, SEAN. 565 00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:18,809 OH...YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO ME, CATH. 566 00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:21,912 THEY--THEY DULL ME OUT. THEY MAKE ME ALL NORMAL. 567 00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:24,748 I-I WEAR BUTTON-DOWN SHIRTS. 568 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:27,151 I WATCH TV. - YEAH. 569 00:26:27,152 --> 00:26:29,320 SOMETIMES YOU DO. 570 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,855 I-I DON'T WANT NUMB SEAN 571 00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:33,724 TO REPLACE FUN SEAN. 572 00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:35,392 YOU THINK YOU'RE HAVING FUN RIGHT NOW? 573 00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:37,161 WELL... 574 00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:38,662 THE TENT'S PRETTY COOL. 575 00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:41,165 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW JEALOUS I AM OF YOU? 576 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,067 HERE. YOU CAN TAKE A PILL 577 00:26:43,068 --> 00:26:45,235 AND SPEND ALL THE TIME YOU WANT WITH YOUR KID. 578 00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:46,403 I CAN'T. 579 00:26:46,404 --> 00:26:48,672 HOW THE HELL CAN YOU NOT 580 00:26:48,673 --> 00:26:52,243 FIGHT TO BE BETTER WHEN THAT'S ALL I'M DOING RIGHT NOW? 581 00:27:04,322 --> 00:27:07,125 YOU COULD MAKE A GOOD DAD, SEAN. 582 00:27:10,328 --> 00:27:13,298 A REALLY GOOD DAD. 583 00:27:20,205 --> 00:27:23,173 I'M--I'M SORRY YOU'RE SICK. 584 00:27:23,174 --> 00:27:24,375 YEAH, WELL, 585 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,944 I'M STARTING THIS NEW CLINICAL TRIAL, 586 00:27:26,945 --> 00:27:29,213 SO GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW SICK I'M GONNA BE. 587 00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:31,649 AND HEY, NO MATTER WHAT, 588 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:34,519 YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A LITTLE CATHY TOLKE IN YOUR LIFE. 589 00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:38,756 REBECCA HASN'T TOLD YOU. 590 00:27:38,757 --> 00:27:39,923 TOLD ME WHAT? 591 00:27:39,924 --> 00:27:41,425 SHE WANTS TO NAME THE BABY CATHY. 592 00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:43,694 - NO. - OH, YEAH. 593 00:27:43,695 --> 00:27:46,363 NOW, THAT... IS INSANE. 594 00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:47,665 YEAH, RIGHT? 595 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,834 I MEAN, WHO-- WHO WOULD NAME THEIR BABY CATHY? 596 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,903 - OH... - WHAT KIND OF PARENTS 597 00:27:52,904 --> 00:27:54,839 WOULD DO THAT TO A CHILD? 41633

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