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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:09,641 PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:11,477 I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE THAT I'M SICK. 3 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:12,745 I'VE BEEN REALLY CONFUSED. 4 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,546 I SHOULDN'T HAVE FEELINGS, BUT I DO. 5 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:16,615 YOU USED TO LOVE THE GUY WHO DID SILLY SHIT LIKE THIS. 6 00:00:16,616 --> 00:00:18,117 I'VE CHANGED. 7 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:19,685 REBECCA. 8 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,320 IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME TO DO LAUNDRY, SIS. 9 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:22,855 - I'M PREGNANT! - WHAT? 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,624 GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT. 11 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:27,059 YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE YOU PUT A GUN? 12 00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:29,161 I HAVE ALZHEIMER'S. 13 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:30,562 WHAT'S THAT? 14 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:32,331 IT'S MARLENE'S HOUSE. SHE GAVE IT TO ME. 15 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:33,465 I'M GIVING IT TO YOU. 16 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,801 AND LOOK OUT FOR THOMAS. HE LIKES YOU. 17 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:36,835 I HAVE CANCER. 18 00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:38,504 I WANT TO DO INTERLEUKIN. 19 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:39,905 THERE ARE A LOT OF SIDE EFFECTS. 20 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:42,174 JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND RELAX. 21 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,724 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 22 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:03,729 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 23 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:11,570 ♪ STEP OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 24 00:01:14,407 --> 00:01:17,976 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE ♪ 25 00:01:17,977 --> 00:01:21,513 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON ♪ 26 00:01:21,514 --> 00:01:23,782 ♪ AND TELL ME ♪ 27 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:28,120 ♪ THIS WAS JUST THE GAME WE PLAYED ♪ 28 00:01:28,121 --> 00:01:31,157 ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪ 29 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:45,938 WE MAKE GOOD RUNNING PARTNERS. 30 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,005 YEAH. 31 00:01:47,006 --> 00:01:48,907 NO MATTER HOW REPULSED BY YOU I AM, 32 00:01:48,908 --> 00:01:51,009 YOU CAN'T DENY OUR BIOLOGICAL BOND 33 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:53,812 MAKES YOU CLOSER TO ME THAN ANYONE ELSE ON EARTH. 34 00:01:53,813 --> 00:01:55,481 WHICH IS WHY I-- 35 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,849 I REALLY NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 36 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,117 HEY! 37 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,118 WAIT UP! 38 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:10,796 SLOW DOWN, SPEEDY! 39 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,364 I CAN'T RUN THAT FAST. 40 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:15,534 I'M DEAD. 41 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:22,474 DON'T WORRY. 42 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,076 I'VE GOT THE KEY. 43 00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:52,271 OH, OH, OH. 44 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:54,273 OH, OH. 45 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,380 I LIKE YOU A LOT. 46 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:05,050 I LIKE YOU A LOT TOO. 47 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:07,753 MM. 48 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:10,589 AND I LIKE YOU A LOT TOO. 49 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:26,572 PLEASE STAY. 50 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:28,006 SWEET DREAMS, YOU TWO. 51 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:31,444 AWW. 52 00:03:49,095 --> 00:03:52,497 I HAVE A SPLITTING HEADACHE. 53 00:03:52,498 --> 00:03:54,900 WELL, YOUR BRAIN SCANS ARE CLEAR. 54 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,301 SO THAT'S JUST AN UNFORTUNATE SIDE EFFECT 55 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:57,302 OF THE IL-2. 56 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:59,271 SOMETIMES I SEE PARTS OF THOSE DREAMS 57 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:01,707 EVEN WHEN I'M NOT DREAMING. 58 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,242 OW. 59 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,776 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION 60 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:06,478 FOR A PAIN RELIEVER AND MUSCLE RELAXER. 61 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:07,746 THAT SHOULD HELP. 62 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,081 WELL, IF IT DOESN'T, I'M GONNA ASK YOU 63 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,282 TO DRIVE OVER MY FACE WITH YOUR CAR. 64 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:11,650 OR, IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, 65 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:14,486 A LOT OF PATIENTS FIND THAT SMOKING MARIJUANA 66 00:04:14,487 --> 00:04:16,321 CAN REALLY EASE THE SIDE EFFECTS. 67 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:17,623 WELL, I MIGHT HAVE A COUPLE OF STUDENTS 68 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:18,857 THAT IF I SNIFFED THEIR HAIR LONG ENOUGH, 69 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:19,992 IT MIGHT WORK. 70 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,326 IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT WE COULD START 71 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:25,831 THE NEXT ROUND ON A FRIDAY THIS TIME? 72 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:30,002 I THINK WE NEED TO STOP HERE. 73 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:31,970 WHY? 74 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:32,971 AM I CURED? 75 00:04:32,972 --> 00:04:34,239 ONLY TWO ROUNDS, 76 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,274 AND I'M ALL BETTER? 77 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,475 I'M SORRY, CATHY. 78 00:04:36,476 --> 00:04:38,243 WE KNEW WHEN WE STARTED IT'S JUST NOT 79 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,244 EFFECTIVE FOR SOME PEOPLE. 80 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:40,312 WELL, IF IT'S NOT WORKING, 81 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:41,480 THEN IT'S JUST NOT STRONG ENOUGH. 82 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:43,115 I MEAN, CLEARLY, I HAVE A VERY STUBBORN CANCER. 83 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,617 WE'VE DONE TWO ROUNDS, AND THE TUMORS ARE UNCHANGED. 84 00:04:45,618 --> 00:04:46,918 WELL, IF WE JUST HIT 'EM AGAIN-- 85 00:04:46,919 --> 00:04:48,120 DURING THE IL-2, 86 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,290 YOUR KIDNEY FUNCTION SEVERELY DETERIORATED. 87 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,259 YOUR BODY JUST CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER COURSE. 88 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,261 I WANT A SECOND OPINION. 89 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:58,297 HAVE YOU HEARD OF A DR. ATTICUS SHERMAN? 90 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,498 I HAVE. 91 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:01,633 PAUL READ ABOUT A STAGE IV WOMAN 92 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,335 WHO WAS COMPLETELY CURED AFTER SEEING HIM. 93 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:05,037 LOOK, CATHY, I-I'M ALL FOR MY PATIENTS 94 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:06,238 GETTING A SECOND OPINION 95 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:07,406 IF IT MAKES THEM MORE COMFORTABLE, 96 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:08,640 BUT I JUST-- 97 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,375 I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE NOT LOOKING 98 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:11,977 FOR SOMEONE WHO'S JUST GONNA TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. 99 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,313 NO, I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO'S GONNA KEEP ME ALIVE. 100 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,647 THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO. 101 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:16,882 WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE JUST SITTING THERE. 102 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,116 YOU'RE TELLING ME TO ROLL A JOINT 103 00:05:18,117 --> 00:05:19,718 AND JUST WAIT IT OUT. 104 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,019 IS THIS BECAUSE I KISSED YOU? 105 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:23,021 BECAUSE I'M TRULY SORRY ABOUT THAT. 106 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:24,356 I CROSSED A LINE. I NEVER SH-- 107 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:25,390 TODD, NO. 108 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:27,459 IT'S NOT. 109 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,895 IT'S REALLY NOT. 110 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:31,530 THEN WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN DR. SHERMAN 111 00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:34,666 TELLS YOU THE SAME THING I'M TELLING YOU? 112 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:38,437 COME BACK TO ME, OR KEEP SEEING HIM? 113 00:05:38,438 --> 00:05:40,839 I AM A NEW PATIENT, 114 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,908 SO I WILL PRESS TWO. 115 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:45,510 I'M GONNA PUT MY FOOT IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. 116 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:46,578 I WANT YOU TO TURN IT ON. 117 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:47,946 SERIOUSLY, TURN ON THE DISPOSAL. 118 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:51,983 I CAN'T FEEL IT. 119 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:53,552 I KNOW WHY I KEEP SEEING YOU. 120 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:55,921 YOU'RE TRYING TO PULL ME OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE, MARLENE. 121 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:57,522 BUT IT IS NOT GONNA WORK, OKAY? 122 00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:58,857 IT'S NOT SO BAD OVER HERE. 123 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,892 AND IT'S NOT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY 124 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:03,328 ABOUT GETTING PUNISHED FOR OFFING YOURSELF. 125 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:04,963 IT'S JUST A LITTLE MORE RED TAPE, 126 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:06,531 BUT NO BIG THING. 127 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:08,433 DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS A GOOD IDEA. 128 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:10,869 HELLO, THIS IS CATHY JAMISON CALLING 129 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,838 FOR DOCTOR SHERMAN AGAIN. 130 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,639 YOU HAVE MY NUMBER FROM THE LAST THREE MESSAGES 131 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:15,741 I LEFT. 132 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,242 I'M STAGE IV. 133 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:18,710 THERE'S NO STAGE V. 134 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:20,045 CALL ME. 135 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,613 HEY, MOM. 136 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,248 OH! 137 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:25,851 I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU. 138 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:29,788 UM, CAN I GO TO MIA'S? 139 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:32,491 UH, WE--WE HAVE THAT-- 140 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:34,593 WE HAVE THAT APPOINTMENT WITH THE THERAPIST, REMEMBER? 141 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:35,927 YOU KNOW, I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA. 142 00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:37,662 WHAT IF I DIDN'T GO SEE THE SHRINK? 143 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:39,398 I LOVE YOUR IDEA. 144 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,967 THINK I'LL STICK WITH MINE. 145 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:44,002 YOU KNOW, SHRINKS CHARGE TOO MUCH. 146 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:45,237 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GROW UP AND BE ONE. 147 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:48,673 - HAR, HAR. - NO, ADAM. 148 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:49,775 THIS IS BIGGER THAN ALL OF US, 149 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,777 SO JUST DO THIS FOR ME, OKAY? 150 00:06:53,045 --> 00:06:54,479 FINE. 151 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:57,115 - OH, ADAM! - CAREFUL, DAD. 152 00:06:57,116 --> 00:06:59,284 SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MOM'S STOMACH. 153 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:01,953 YOU OKAY, HONEY? WHOA. 154 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:03,121 - YEAH. - THAT'S DISGUSTING. 155 00:07:03,122 --> 00:07:04,189 THAT WAS ADAM. 156 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,223 OH, COME ON, HONEY. FESS UP. 157 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:06,458 YOU GOT CANCER. 158 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:07,859 YOU CAN FART AS MUCH AS YOU WANT. 159 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:08,860 THAT WASN'T ME! 160 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:10,228 HE KEEPS DOING THAT. 161 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:12,898 HE'S BEEN SO SWEET, AND THEN HE, YOU KNOW, 162 00:07:12,899 --> 00:07:14,599 HE DOES THAT AND JUST WALKS AWAY. 163 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,734 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 164 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:16,802 IF IT REALLY WAS ADAM, 165 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,103 THEN WE SHOULD SKIP THE THERAPIST 166 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,205 AND TAKE HIM STRAIGHT TO THE GASTROENTEROLOGIST. 167 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,707 YOU STILL HAVE THAT HEADACHE? DID YOU TAKE YOUR MEDICINE? 168 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,110 IT MADE MY TONGUE SO LOOSE I BIT IT FOUR TIMES. 169 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,711 THEN WE HAVE TO GET HIM TO WRITE YOU SOMETHING ELSE. 170 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:28,547 WELL, HE SAID I COULD SMOKE POT IF IT DIDN'T WORK. 171 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:29,981 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 172 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:31,483 THIS GUY CAN'T EVEN KNOCK OUT A FRICKIN' HEADACHE? 173 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:32,918 WHEN--WHEN ARE WE GETTING IN TO SEE SHERMAN? 174 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:34,953 I KEEP LEAVING MESSAGES, 175 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,288 BUT THEY NEVER CALL ME BACK. 176 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,123 SOUNDS LIKE MY DATING YEARS. 177 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:42,294 BUT THEN, LOOK HOW THAT TURNED OUT FOR ME. 178 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,361 OW. 179 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:44,563 OH, SORRY. 180 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:48,266 UGH. 181 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:51,436 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR MOM BEING SICK? 182 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:52,737 HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? 183 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:54,272 I DON'T KNOW. 184 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:56,741 WELL, IT SUCKS. I HATE IT. 185 00:07:56,742 --> 00:07:58,510 I WISH SHE WASN'T SICK. 186 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:00,612 MM. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WISH? 187 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:02,080 THAT I WAS AT MY FRIEND'S HOUSE. 188 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:03,448 MM. 189 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:06,218 AND WHAT WOULD BEING AT YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE MEAN? 190 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:07,786 THAT I WASN'T HERE. 191 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:10,489 WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT BEING HERE? 192 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,823 YOU CHARGE TOO MUCH. 193 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:16,862 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I CHARGE? 194 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:17,896 - NO. - AH. 195 00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:20,031 HE SAYS HE JUST WANTS TO HANG OUT 196 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:21,299 WITH HIS FRIENDS. 197 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:22,901 BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 198 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:24,269 WHAT, HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE AROUND ME 199 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:25,470 BECAUSE HE'S--HE'S AFRAID I'M GONNA DIE 200 00:08:25,471 --> 00:08:26,671 IN FRONT OF HIM? 201 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:29,374 MOST TEENAGERS I SEE WHO HAVE AN ILL PARENT 202 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:31,676 TELL ME THEY JUST WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THEIR FRIENDS. 203 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,579 BUT WHAT DOES THAT REALLY MEAN? 204 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:35,814 I THINK HE JUST WANTS TO HANG OUT 205 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:38,183 WITH HIS FRIENDS. 206 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:41,086 LOOK, FOR THERAPY TO WORK, EVEN WITH YOUNG PEOPLE, 207 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:42,821 THEY'VE GOT TO WANT TO BE HERE. 208 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:44,289 NOW, HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE KID 209 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:47,058 WHO JUST WANTS TO FEEL NORMAL. 210 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:48,927 SO UNLESS HE'S BEEN DEMONSTRATING 211 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:51,263 ANY UNUSUAL OR OUTRAGEOUS BEHAVIOR 212 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:56,568 THAT YOU'RE PARTICULARLY CONCERNED ABOUT... 213 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:59,437 HE'S BEEN AGGRESSIVELY FARTING. 214 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:01,473 HE'S BEEN FARTING. 215 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:04,142 POINTEDLY AND AGGRESSIVELY. 216 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:05,744 HE EVEN FART-FRAMED CATHY. 217 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:08,413 WHEN YOU SAY "AGGRESSIVE," 218 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:09,514 WAS ANYBODY HURT? 219 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:11,383 NO. 220 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:15,253 DEEPLY OFFENDED. 221 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:17,556 JUST TRY NOT TO PUT TOO MUCH WEIGHT 222 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:20,025 IN EVERYTHING THAT ADAM DOES, 223 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:21,259 AND ENJOY EACH OTHER. 224 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,331 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING ELSE? 225 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:27,365 SURE. 226 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:29,000 I HAVE A MANIC-DEPRESSIVE BROTHER 227 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:32,170 WHO I HAVEN'T TOLD YET ABOUT ME. 228 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,605 ANYTHING YOU SUGGEST? 229 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,106 - IS HE MEDICATED? - NO. 230 00:09:35,107 --> 00:09:37,309 WELL, JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET HIM 231 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:38,610 IN A VERY CALM PLACE FIRST. 232 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:41,680 AND IF HE GETS VIOLENT, 233 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:45,150 CALL 911. 234 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:48,187 YOU'VE BEEN A BIG HELP. 235 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:56,161 DID YOU HAVE BRAXTON HICKS CONTRACTIONS WITH ADAM? 236 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:57,796 HEY, ADAM. - HEY, WHAT'S UP? 237 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,531 HI, SEAN, HOW ARE YOU? 238 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,766 I FEEL LIKE MY BLOOD IS CARBONATED. 239 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,168 I USUALLY DON'T GET THIS EXCITED 240 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:04,269 ABOUT THE FEMALE BODY 241 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,737 WHEN I'M ON THE OUTSIDE OF IT. 242 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:07,973 WELL, DID YOU? 243 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:09,307 DID I WHAT? 244 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:11,943 UH, HAVE, UM, INTERMITTENT PHYSICAL CONTRACTIONS, 245 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,511 BEGINNING AS EARLY AS THE START 246 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:15,180 OF THE SECOND TRIMESTER, 247 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:18,016 IN ORDER TO PREPARE YOUR UTERUS FOR LABOR? 248 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:19,784 NOW, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN REBECCA ON BOARD YET, 249 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,019 BUT I REALLY THINK 250 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:23,488 I COULD DELIVER THIS BABY MYSELF. 251 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,590 PLEASE, HAVE THIS BABY IN A HOSPITAL. 252 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,192 WHAT IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG? 253 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:28,526 IT'S MORE LIKELY TO GO WRONG 254 00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:30,161 IN A HOSPITAL, CATH. 255 00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:32,464 RAMPANT STAPH INFECTIONS, BABY STEALING. 256 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,000 AND PLUS WHICH, DOCTORS ARE EVIL PEOPLE. 257 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:37,035 HEY, UM, CAN I GO TO MIA'S NOW? 258 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,670 YEAH, JUST CALL IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE HOME FOR DINNER. 259 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:40,405 OKAY, SWEET. 260 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:42,140 OH, ADAM! 261 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,742 - WHOA! - WHAT, REALLY? 262 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,610 - OH, DUDE. - MY BAD, MY BAD. 263 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:46,745 GEEZ. 264 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:47,946 CALM DOWN. 265 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,084 I'M GONNA MAKE LUNCH. 266 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,085 OH. 267 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:55,453 I'LL BRING YOU SOMETHING. 268 00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:56,588 OH, YOU BETTER GET RID OF THAT SMELL 269 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:59,924 BEFORE YOU BRING FOOD OUT. 270 00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:05,363 UGH. 271 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:07,198 SO I'M ON YOUR CANCELLATION LIST? 272 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,000 GREAT, GREAT. 273 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,435 I'LL JUST TELL MY TUMORS TO STOP GROWING 274 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:12,637 UNTIL YOU CALL ME BACK WITH A SPOT. 275 00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:14,673 GEEZ. 276 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,709 OH. 277 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,981 NO! THOMAS! 278 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,183 OH, NO, THOMAS. YOU GIVE THOSE BACK. 279 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,785 THOSE ARE VERY BAD FOR YOU. 280 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,553 PAUL! 281 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:29,721 OKAY, NOW LISTEN. 282 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:30,989 I'M GONNA PUT MY FINGERS DOWN YOUR THROAT. 283 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,223 AND I NEED YOU TO THROW UP. 284 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:34,125 WHAT'S THE MATTER? ARE YOU OKAY? 285 00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:35,326 HE ATE SOME OF MY MUSCLE RELAXERS. 286 00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:36,327 CALL THE VET. 287 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:38,296 - OH, BOY. - COME ON, BOY, COME ON. 288 00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:40,231 NO, HERE, I NEED YOU TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING GROSS. 289 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:43,068 YES, UH, YES. I HAVE A BASSET EMERGENCY. 290 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:44,269 WHAT YA DOING? 291 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,271 OH, HE ATE SOME OF MY MEDICATION. 292 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:47,639 THESE? 293 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,740 OH, WOW. 294 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,075 THESE ARE SUPERSONIC. 295 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,743 HYDROGEN PEROXIDE. 296 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,178 THAT'LL GET HIM TO THROW UP. - CYCLO--UM-- 297 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:54,679 THOSE'LL BE IN HIS BLOODSTREAM 298 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,714 IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES. 299 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,848 HOW MANY DID HE TAKE? 300 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,016 AT LEAST TWO. 301 00:11:58,017 --> 00:11:59,284 I DON'T HAVE HYDROGEN PEROXIDE. 302 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,819 THOSE PILLS ARE SOME OF MY BEST SELLERS. 303 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,087 PEOPLE LIKE A FAST-ACTING DRUG. 304 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,089 - HOW MANY DID HE EAT? - AT LEAST TWO. 305 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:05,256 AT LEAST TWO. 306 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:06,591 COME HERE, SWEETIE. COME HERE. 307 00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:07,959 WOW. 308 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,394 ARE YOU TAKING THESE TOO? 309 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,762 IS THERE SOMETHING ABOUT YOU THAT I DON'T KNOW? 310 00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:12,597 YOU SUFFER FROM INTRACTABLE MIGRAINES? 311 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,432 NO. ARE YOU OKAY? 312 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,101 - EPILEPTIC SEIZURES? - NO. 313 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,202 OH, THAT SANDWICH LOOKS GOOD. 314 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:20,071 DO YOU MIND IF I HAVE-- - NO! 315 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,539 LITTLE STINGY WITH THE SANDWICH. 316 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:24,275 NO, I-- I CRUSHED UP SOME PILLS. 317 00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:26,044 I PUT THEM IN THERE. 318 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,679 BECAUSE YOU HAVE TROUBLE SWALLOWING PILLS? 319 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,680 NO, IT'S FOR SEAN. 320 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,882 I-I--IT WAS FOR SEAN. 321 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,083 I NEEDED HIM TO STAY CALM. 322 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,451 - WHY? - BECAUSE I HA-- 323 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:36,721 I HAVE CANCER, REBECCA! 324 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:38,356 THERE, NOW YOU KNOW. I HAVE CANCER. 325 00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:39,724 SO IF YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN, TAKE A BITE. 326 00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:41,192 BUT I DON'T THINK IT'S RECOMMENDED 327 00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:44,395 FOR THE BABY. 328 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:46,698 OH, CATH. 329 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,399 OH, MY GOD. 330 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,768 W-WHAT KIND? 331 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,370 MELANOMA. 332 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:53,972 THE REALLY NOT GOOD KIND. 333 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:56,274 I'M JUST SO STUNNED. 334 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,343 YOU'RE GONNA BE MY FIRST REALLY GOOD FRIEND 335 00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:01,546 THAT HAS HAD CANCER. 336 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:04,649 I WILL BE FOREVER CHANGED. 337 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:07,385 HOPEFULLY FOR THE BETTER. 338 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:08,787 LISTEN. 339 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,255 PROMISE ME YOU WILL NOT TELL SEAN. 340 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,090 - OH, I-- - I WANT TO TELL HIM MYSELF. 341 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:14,425 BUT RIGHT NOW, MY-- MY HEAD HURTS. 342 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:15,660 OKAY, HE SHOULD BE FINE, BUT THEY WANNA KNOW 343 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:20,732 IF HE SEEMS LETHARGIC. 344 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,302 NO MORE THAN USUAL. 345 00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:28,439 WAIT HERE. 346 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,908 NO, YOU WAIT HERE. 347 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:30,942 THIS IS MY HEADACHE. 348 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,243 IT'S MY ILLEGAL MEDICATION. 349 00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:35,280 I'LL MAKE THE TRANSACTION. 350 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:38,317 OKAY. 351 00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:03,575 OKAY, PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET NOW, SWEETIE. 352 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,944 THERE YOU GO. 353 00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:06,945 SMOOTH. 354 00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:08,880 OKAY, YEAH. 355 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,248 ♪ HEY-AH, HEY-AH ♪ 356 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:12,884 I LOVE THAT YOU KNEW HOW TO SCORE ME WEED. 357 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,686 I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THE GUY 358 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,588 THAT I USED TO CALL 20 YEARS AGO 359 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,857 STILL HAS THE SAME PAGER NUMBER. 360 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,259 AND THAT I REMEMBERED IT WAS LISTED 361 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:24,162 UNDER BICYCLE PARTS IN MY OLD ADDRESS BOOK. 362 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:27,498 YOU HELP ME. 363 00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:28,900 YOU MAKE THINGS BETTER. 364 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:31,135 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 365 00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:32,637 I'M GONNA GET YOU IN TO SEE THE OTHER DOCTOR. 366 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,539 STARTING TOMORROW, I'M GONNA CALL HIM 367 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,540 EVERY FIVE MINUTES. 368 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,741 MAYBE I'LL EVEN SHOW UP THERE. 369 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,009 OH, THAT'S OKAY. 370 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,178 EVEN IF I DON'T. 371 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,713 TODD WAS PROBABLY RIGHT. 372 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,081 HE'LL JUST SAY THE SAME THING. 373 00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,549 WHY DOES HE GO BY TODD? 374 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,217 THE GUY'S SO YOUNG. 375 00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,186 I FEEL LIKE HE'S, LIKE, READING THE CANCER BOOK, 376 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,988 LIKE, FIVE MINUTES BEFORE YOU SHOW UP. 377 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,190 WE NEED AN OLD GUY. 378 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,125 WELL, HE WANTS TO HELP. 379 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,294 HE REALLY DOES. I KNOW HE DOES. 380 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:58,263 CAN I TELL YOU A SECRET? 381 00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,998 SURE. 382 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,699 HE KISSED ME. 383 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,701 WAIT, WHAT? 384 00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,803 DR. TODD MAUER KISSED ME. 385 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,071 HE TRIED TO K-- 386 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,172 KISS ME. 387 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,941 HE KISSED YOU? 388 00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:11,576 I DIDN'T KISS HIM BACK. 389 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,111 THAT LITTLE BOY KISSED YOU? 390 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,647 WHERE? 391 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,448 IN CANADA. 392 00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:18,917 NO, I MEAN ON YOUR BODY. 393 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,420 OH! 394 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,255 I THOUGHT-- 395 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,791 I THOUGHT YOU MEANT WHERE-- 396 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,593 THE LOCATION, WHERE. 397 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,895 STOP LAUGHING! 398 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:32,263 IT'S NOT OKAY. 399 00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,565 AT SOME POINT, I'M GONNA BE REALLY MAD ABOUT THIS. 400 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,302 BUT WHEN YOU LAUGH LIKE-- 401 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:43,975 WHEN YOU LAUGH LIKE THAT, IT MAKES ME LAUGH. 402 00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,576 ♪ WE GON' TURN AROUND ♪ 403 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:49,148 ♪ WE GOING TWO WAYS, BABY ♪ 404 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:55,254 THOMAS? 405 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,793 THOMAS. 406 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,895 THOMAS, THOM-- 407 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,930 OH, THANK GOD. 408 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,532 OH! 409 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,100 OKAY, COME ON. 410 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,234 COME ON, LET'S GO PEE. 411 00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:12,338 COME ON. 412 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,421 CLEARLY, REBECCA TOLD YOU. 413 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:33,157 YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME. 414 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,927 I'M SORRY. 415 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,095 I TRIED ONCE, BUT WHEN I SAW 416 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,162 HOW UPSET YOU GOT, I JUST-- 417 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,530 I COULDN'T HANDLE IT. 418 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,432 JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW SELFISH YOU ARE, CATHY. 419 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,267 YOU COULDN'T STAND TO FEEL YOUR FEELINGS, 420 00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:44,369 SO YOU THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT? 421 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,837 I'LL BECOME A LYING BITCH INSTEAD." 422 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,338 OH, DON'T BE MEAN. 423 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,573 THAT'S NOT A JUDGMENT. 424 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,775 IT'S AN, UH, IT'S AN OBSERVATION. 425 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,977 BEFORE ME, I SEE A WOMAN 426 00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,312 ABOUT 5'8" IN HEIGHT, 427 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:57,148 FAKE BLONDE HAIR FOUR INCHES TOO LONG FOR HER AGE, 428 00:16:57,149 --> 00:17:00,351 WHOSE FAVORITE PASTIME IS TRYING TO CONTROL EVERYBODY. 429 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,720 NOW AUDITIONING FOR THE ROLE OF GOD, 430 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:06,391 CATHY JAMISON! 431 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:07,992 I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE RIGHT NOW. 432 00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,494 IT'S JUST ME BEING ME. 433 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:12,196 SORRY IF I CONFUSED YOU. 434 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,332 DO I AMUSE YOU? 435 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,000 I'M SO ELATED THAT YOU'RE FINALLY HAVING TO EAT 436 00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:17,301 YOUR OWN SHIT. 437 00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:18,703 IS IT GOOD? 438 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,705 WHY DON'T YOU GET GET SOME CHOPSTICKS AND SAVOR IT? 439 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,707 SEAN, I LOVE YOU, AND I WANT TO HELP YOU. 440 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,975 WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME, 441 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:24,976 AND WE'LL GO GET SOME HELP? 442 00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,210 NO, YOU NEED TO GET SOME HELP. 443 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,547 YOU NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY. 444 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,649 IF I COULD MANAGE TO GET A FUCKING APPOINTMENT, 445 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,384 THAT'S WHERE I'D BE RIGHT NOW. 446 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,119 WELL, IT'S NO WONDER YOU GOT CANCER, CATHY. 447 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,888 YOU'RE SO FULL OF LIES AND EVIL, 448 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,925 YOU GAVE IT TO YOURSELF. 449 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,363 YOU KNOW WHAT, SEAN? 450 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:50,334 FROM NOW ON, I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE. 451 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,702 NOT YOURS. 452 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:54,639 SO YOU, MY BROTHER, 453 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,810 YOU CAN SUCK IT AND FUCK IT. 454 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,044 spray-paint hissing] BECAUSE I... 455 00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,713 AM... 456 00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:09,455 DONE. 457 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,559 DR. MAUER. 458 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:15,593 OH, HEY, PAUL. 459 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:20,331 IT IS NOT OKAY FOR YOU TO KISS MY WIFE. 460 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:21,799 IS THAT WHY YOU BECAME AN ONCOLOGIST? 461 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,101 'CAUSE YOU LOVE HOW DESPERATE THEY ARE 462 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,235 WHEN THEY COME TO YOU? 463 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:25,436 I'M SORRY, OKAY? 464 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,671 YOU'RE RIGHT. I-I-I CROSSED A LINE. 465 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,039 I'VE ALREADY TALKED TO MY MENTOR ABOUT IT. 466 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,040 I'M EING A THERAPIST. 467 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,308 I DON'T GIVE A SHIT 468 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,443 ABOUT YOUR JOURNEY. 469 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,645 AND YOU WONDER WHY WE WANT A SECOND OPINION? 470 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,280 'CAUSE YOU'RE A ROOKIE. 471 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,882 AND WE DON'T WANNA BE PART OF YOUR LEARNING CURVE. 472 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,852 SHE ALREADY HAS SOMEBODY WHO LOVES HER. 473 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,620 SHE NEEDS SOMEBODY WHO CAN SAVE HER. 474 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:43,721 HEY, PAUL, 475 00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,289 MY PERSONAL FEELINGS NEVER COMPROMISED 476 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,457 HER TREATMENT. 477 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,426 AT LEAST I LOOK AT HER AS A HUMAN BEING. 478 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,061 THE NEXT PLACE YOU GO, SHE'S JUST GONNA BE 479 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,429 THE SUM OF HER DATA. 480 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,797 WELL, APPARENTLY, TREATING PEOPLE LIKE THE SUM 481 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,999 OF THEIR DATA MAKES YOU PRETTY POPULAR. 482 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,567 'CAUSE WE CAN'T EVEN GET IN TO SEE THE OTHER GUY. 483 00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:59,237 WHAT A SURPRISE, WITH ALL YOUR CHARM. 484 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,807 MAKE SURE YOU GET A DOCTOR TO LOOK AT THAT LIP. 485 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,010 I'VE BEEN ON HOLD FOR 15 MINUTES. 486 00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,612 I KEEP FORGETTING WHAT I'M DOING. 487 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,080 I THINK I'M TRYING TO WIN SOMETHING. 488 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,048 I WISH I COULD HELP YOU. 489 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:13,584 DRUG REPS HAVE EASY ACCESS TO DOCTORS. 490 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:16,654 AND DOCTORS HAVE EASY ACCESS TO DRUG REPS. 491 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,257 WITH ALL THE EDUCATED COCK I'VE HAD IN MY MOUTH, 492 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,791 IT IS A CRUEL JOKE 493 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,494 THAT MY BABY DADDY IS A BIPOLAR DROPOUT. 494 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,662 WHO, THANKS TO YOU, 495 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,431 IS SPEWING VITRIOL AT ME FROM ACROSS THE STREET. 496 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:28,432 LOOK, I'M SORRY. 497 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,067 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HIM 498 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,536 TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN THE HOUSE. 499 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,538 AND THEN HE FINALLY DID, AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN, 500 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:34,872 WE FELT LIKE A COUPLE, 501 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,574 AND COUPLES TELL EACH OTHER THINGS. 502 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:37,842 AND THEN HE WENT CUCKOO, 503 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,810 AND NOW I CAN'T GET HIM BACK IN THE HOUSE. 504 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:41,679 REBECCA, INSTEAD OF TRYING TO GET HIM BACK IN THE HOUSE, 505 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,947 YOU MIGHT CONSIDER 506 00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:44,115 GETTING YOURSELF OUT OF IT FOR A WHILE. 507 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,650 - WHY? - BECAUSE HE'S DANGEROUS. 508 00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,185 AND HE'S SICK. 509 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,452 YOU'RE SICK. 510 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,021 THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONNA ABANDON YOU. 511 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,723 YEAH, BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS I'M TRYING TO GET HELP. 512 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,125 UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S WITH A DOCTOR 513 00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,593 WHO I CAN'T SEEM TO GET AN APPOINTMENT WITH 514 00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:57,028 AND WHO SHOULD LOSE HIS LICENSE FOR MAKING ME LISTEN 515 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:01,365 TO THE MUZAK VERSION OF ALL THE SONGS I USED TO LOVE. 516 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,401 OKAY. 517 00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:04,869 I'M, UH... 518 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,771 I'M GONNA CHECK IN ON YOU A LITTLE LATER. 519 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:09,441 OKAY? 520 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,181 OH, POOR ME. 521 00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:18,516 I CAN'T GET IN TO SEE THE DOCTOR. 522 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,619 MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO TAKE A NAP. 523 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,620 THIS IS NOT OKAY. 524 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,355 I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU. 525 00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:25,790 JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 526 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,926 ANYBODY CAN PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE. 527 00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:31,195 YOU NEED TO START THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX. 528 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,397 AND BY BOX, I MEAN COFFIN. 529 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,233 DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 530 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,134 YOU TOOK YOURSELF OUT. NOT ME. 531 00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:38,269 I'M FIGHTING TO STAY. 532 00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,503 SO YOU GET OUTTA HERE. 533 00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:41,105 JUST GET OUTTA HERE, BITCH. 534 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:44,142 GET OUT! 535 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,589 I'M HERE TO SEE THE DOCTOR. 536 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,607 OH, UH, PARDON ME, SIR. 537 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,277 DR. SHERMAN, HI. 538 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,945 MY NAME IS CATHY. 539 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,982 I'M A NURSE. 540 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:28,252 YOU'RE NOT A DRUG REP, ARE YOU? 541 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:29,720 NO. 542 00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:33,224 NO, I'M NOT. 543 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,326 I'M A DYING WOMAN WHO'S SIMPLY TRYING TO SEE 544 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,961 THE RIGHT GODDAMN DOCTOR 545 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,596 AND ASK HIM IF HE HAS ANY ADVICE 546 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:39,563 ON HOW TO SAVE MY LIFE. 547 00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:40,564 BUT THE BEST I CAN DO 548 00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:41,999 IS I CAN SPEND TWO HOURS A DAY, 549 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,502 TIME I'D RATHER SPEND LIVING MY FUCKING LIFE, 550 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,170 ON HOLD WITH YOUR OFFICE, 551 00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,172 FINDING OUT IF ANYONE HAS CANCELED. 552 00:21:48,173 --> 00:21:49,407 THAT'S NOT OKAY. 553 00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:53,978 I'M GONNA ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 554 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:57,549 I WILL NOT LEAVE. 555 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,488 HELLO. 556 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:05,489 HI. 557 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,158 HI, I'M CATHY. 558 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:10,061 CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING AN APPOINTMENT 559 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,228 WITH DR. SHERMAN. 560 00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:13,898 APPARENTLY ONE OF THE HOTTEST TICKETS IN TOWN. 561 00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:15,299 SO WOULD-- IF ANY OF YOU 562 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,368 IN MAYBE STAGES I THROUGH III 563 00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:19,303 WOULD CONSIDER LETTING ME GO FIRST, THAT-- 564 00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:23,374 EXCUSE ME. 565 00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:28,813 PROBABLY MY SON. 566 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,147 HELLO? 567 00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:31,782 THIS IS DR. SHERMAN'S OFFICE CALLING 568 00:22:31,783 --> 00:22:37,088 FOR CATHY JAMISON. 569 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:40,925 YOU'RE CATHY JAMISON? 570 00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:43,094 I AM. 571 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,596 UH, YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT NEXT WEDNESDAY 572 00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:46,764 AT 9:00 A.M. 573 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:50,901 I WAS JUST CALLING TO CONFIRM YOU. 574 00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:53,170 SOMEBODY CANCELED? 575 00:22:53,171 --> 00:22:55,106 DR. SHERMAN CALLED IT IN HIMSELF. 576 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:57,141 APPARENTLY, YOUR ONCOLOGIST, DR. MAUER, 577 00:22:57,142 --> 00:23:00,778 CALLED HIM ABOUT YOU. 578 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:01,846 OKAY. 579 00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:03,614 UM, OKAY, GREAT. 580 00:23:03,615 --> 00:23:06,651 YOU MAY CONFIRM ME. 581 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,688 HEY, THOMAS. DINNERTIME, BUDDY. 582 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:12,189 YOU HUNGRY? 583 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:13,824 REAL FOOD THIS TIME. 584 00:23:13,825 --> 00:23:16,862 NO FUNNY BUSINESS, I PROMISE. 585 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:25,370 THOMAS? 586 00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:30,475 THOMAS? 587 00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:41,886 OH, BUDDY. 588 00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:44,923 OH, GOD. 589 00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:12,516 HI. 590 00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:15,586 I LEFT YOU A MESSAGE. 591 00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:16,887 - I GOT IT. - YEAH, I WAS NEARBY-- 592 00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:18,722 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LIP? 593 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:21,258 UH, HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 594 00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:24,361 LIKE MY BLOOD IS CARBONATED. 595 00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:26,564 I JUST-- I WANTED TO THANK YOU 596 00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:27,765 FOR CALLING DR. SHERMAN FOR ME. 597 00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:28,766 OH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 598 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,235 NO, THAT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT. 599 00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:34,305 AND I WAS THINKING... 600 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,207 NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS, I TRUST YOU. 601 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,142 AND I LIKE YOU. 602 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,777 AND I WANT TO KEEP SEEING YOU, 603 00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:43,280 EVEN IF I HAVE TO PAY OUT OF POCKET. 604 00:24:43,281 --> 00:24:47,151 I-I CAN'T SEE YOU AS A PATIENT, CATHY. 605 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,988 BECAUSE I DON'T SEE YOU AS A PATIENT. 606 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,323 BUT YOU'RE IN VERY GOOD HANDS NOW. 607 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:55,626 AND I'LL BE ROOTING FOR YOU. 608 00:24:55,627 --> 00:24:58,095 OH. 609 00:24:58,096 --> 00:25:01,866 OH, OK--OKAY. 610 00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:03,234 IS THIS GOODBYE, THEN? 611 00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:05,369 NO. PROFESSOR OF MINE IN MED SCHOOL TOLD ME 612 00:25:05,370 --> 00:25:06,804 TO NEVER SAY GOOD-BYE TO A PATIENT. 613 00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:11,375 YOU JUST SAID I WASN'T YOUR PATIENT. 614 00:25:11,376 --> 00:25:13,411 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, CATHY. 615 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:27,958 I'M DISOWNING YOU AS MY SISTER! 616 00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:29,927 FROM NOW ON, WE'RE JUST NEIGHBORS. 617 00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:35,199 AND GOOD FENCES MAKE GREAT FUCKING NEIGHBORS. 618 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,434 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF UNCLE SEAN'S NEW FENCE? 619 00:25:37,435 --> 00:25:39,503 NOTHING AT ALL. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 620 00:25:39,504 --> 00:25:41,005 BRENT'S. DAD SAID I COULD GO. 621 00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:42,506 IS THAT OKAY? 622 00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:45,943 I MEAN, YOU CAN HUG ME FIRST IF YOU NEED TO. 623 00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:47,678 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THERAPY ANYMORE. 624 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,280 I WANT YOU TO JUST BE NORMAL TOO. 625 00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:50,447 BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, 626 00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:52,116 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TRULY NORMAL. 627 00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:55,553 ♪ I'VE BEEN WORKIN' ON THE FE-ENCE ♪ 628 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,721 ♪ ALL THE LIVE-LONG DAY ♪ 629 00:25:57,722 --> 00:26:00,624 EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING. 630 00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:03,193 IF YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT WHAT YOUR SOMETHING IS 631 00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:05,296 TO ME OR TO SOMEONE ELSE, 632 00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:06,730 I HOPE YOU DO. 633 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:07,731 PLEASE DO. 634 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:10,035 I WILL. I PROMISE. 635 00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:13,804 OH! 636 00:26:15,106 --> 00:26:16,540 OH, MOM, THAT'S GROSS! 637 00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:18,175 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 638 00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:22,580 OH, YOU-- YOU NEED TO SEE A SHRINK. 639 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:26,617 LOVE YOU. 640 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:34,291 HEY, THERE. WANNA GET HIGH? 641 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:37,227 NOPE. 642 00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:38,696 MY HEADACHE IS GONE. 643 00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:41,398 AND I GOT AN APPOINTMENT WITH DR. SHERMAN. 644 00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:45,302 THAT IS GREAT NEWS! 645 00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:48,205 OH, THAT IS GREAT NEWS. 646 00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:49,440 OH! 647 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,842 HOPEFULLY IT'LL TAKE SOME OF THE STING 648 00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:53,577 OUT OF THE NOT-SO-GREAT NEWS. 649 00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:55,512 WHAT? 650 00:26:56,715 --> 00:26:58,916 WHAT? 651 00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:00,884 THOMAS... 652 00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:03,554 PASSED. 653 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:05,889 I JUST FOUND HIM OUT ON THE PORCH. 654 00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:08,659 HE WAS SLEEPING PEACEFULLY, AND I-- 655 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:09,760 I PUT A BLANKET OVER HIM, AND-- 656 00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:11,428 I KILLED MARLENE'S DOG? 657 00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:13,063 I HONESTLY DON'T THINK 658 00:27:13,064 --> 00:27:14,498 THAT IT WAS ANYTHING YOU DID. 659 00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:16,000 IT WAS HIS TIME. HE WAS OLD. 660 00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:17,601 OH, MY GOD. 661 00:27:17,602 --> 00:27:19,837 HE'S WITH MARLENE NOW, 662 00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:21,572 WHICH IS EXACTLY WHERE HE WANTED TO BE. 663 00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:24,141 DO YOU REALLY THINK HE'S WITH MARLENE? 664 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:29,279 I'M SO SORRY. 665 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,681 NOPE. 666 00:27:30,682 --> 00:27:32,516 HE'S WITH US! 667 00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:34,251 HEY, THOMAS. 668 00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:35,252 WELCOME BACK! 669 00:27:35,253 --> 00:27:37,187 - OH, THOMAS. - HEY, BUDDY! 670 00:27:37,188 --> 00:27:39,323 THOMAS, COME HERE. 671 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,492 OKAY, IF YOU EVER THINK I'M DEAD, 672 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,460 DO ME A FAVOR AND GET A SECOND OPINION. 673 00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:46,630 OH, MY SWEET. 674 00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:48,667 WHEW. 675 00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:55,607 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 676 00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:06,317 GOOD BOY. 45080

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