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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,501 --> 00:00:02,501 PREVIOUSLY, ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:03,769 REBECCA. 3 00:00:03,770 --> 00:00:04,803 IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME TO DO LAUNDRY, SIS. 4 00:00:04,804 --> 00:00:06,372 CATHY AND I ARE GETTING A DIVORCE. 5 00:00:06,373 --> 00:00:08,874 - TO A NEWLY SINGLE PAULIE. - HELL YEAH. 6 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:11,043 YOU FUCKED SOMEBODY, SO I FUCKED SOMEBODY TOO. 7 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,745 AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT? 8 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:15,915 I HAVE CANCER. 9 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:30,496 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 10 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:35,702 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 11 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:39,238 ♪ STEP OUT ♪ 12 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:44,177 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 13 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:49,648 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 14 00:00:49,649 --> 00:00:54,453 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪ 15 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:59,958 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪ 16 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:05,265 ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪ 17 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,668 NOW IF ANY OF YOU GET INTO CREDIT CARD DEBT 18 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:11,637 AFTER I HAVE SPENT THE PAST HOUR TELLING YOU 19 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:13,939 EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT HOW TO AVOID IT, 20 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:15,441 THEN SHAME ON YOU. 21 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:20,612 AND DO NOT USE YOUR BIRTHDAY AS A PIN NUMBER. 22 00:01:20,613 --> 00:01:24,083 GOT IT? 23 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,152 PAUL. 24 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:29,822 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 25 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,657 IN SOLIDARITY. 26 00:01:31,658 --> 00:01:32,958 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 27 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,561 I KNOW THAT CHEMO WILL EVENTUALLY 28 00:01:35,562 --> 00:01:37,729 TAKE YOUR BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN TRESSES, 29 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:41,266 BUT I WILL BE YOUR BALD TWIN. 30 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:43,268 NO, PAUL, DON'T. NO, STOP! 31 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:45,070 PAUL, NO. I-- 32 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:49,174 I'M NOT DOING CHEMO. 33 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:50,542 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 34 00:01:50,543 --> 00:01:52,211 DO YOU MEAN NOW OR AT ALL? 35 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,980 IT-- 36 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,982 IT'S NOT A GOOD TREATMENT FOR STAGE FOUR. 37 00:01:56,983 --> 00:01:59,084 IT'LL JUST MAKE ME WEAK AND NAUSEOUS, 38 00:01:59,085 --> 00:02:00,119 SO I DECIDED NOT TO DO IT. 39 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,320 WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT DOING CHEMO, 40 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,589 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 41 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:05,757 LIVING MY LIFE. 42 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:07,126 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 43 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,328 'CAUSE THAT SOUNDS PRETTY FUCKING RIDICULOUS TO ME. 44 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:10,796 I MEAN, LIVING YOUR LIFE? ANYBODY CAN DO THAT. 45 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,731 NO, I'M ALSO--I'M WAITING FOR A CLINICAL TRIAL. 46 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,933 YOU'RE WAITING FOR SOMEBODY ELSE TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT? 47 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:17,669 I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT READING ABOUT THINGS WE CAN DO NOW. 48 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:19,371 LIKE COFFEE ENEMAS, ARE YOU DOING THAT YET? 49 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:21,073 'CAUSE WE CAN DO THAT AS SOON AS YOU BREW 50 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,307 A FUCKING POT OF COFFEE. 51 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,342 ARE YOU DRINKING BREAST MILK? 52 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:25,444 THEY SAY THAT REVERSES SYMPTOMS. - WHAT? 53 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:27,146 OF COURSE WE'LL NEED A NURSING MOTHER, 54 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,413 BUT THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THIS EARLIER 55 00:02:28,414 --> 00:02:29,748 'CAUSE WE'D HAVE FIGURED SOMETHING OUT. 56 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:31,683 BUT NOW, YOU KNOW, YOU KEPT ME IN THE DARK 57 00:02:31,684 --> 00:02:34,520 ALL THIS TIME AND NOW YOU'RE THREE MONTHS SICKER! 58 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:37,956 PAUL, IT'S NOT AN EASY THING TO SAY. 59 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:42,094 IT DOESN'T JUST ROLL OFF THE TONGUE. 60 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,733 WHAT? 61 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:48,901 YOUR HAIR. 62 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,570 OH, SHIT. 63 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:52,838 HI. 64 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:53,839 I'M JACKIE. 65 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,240 WOW. 66 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:56,308 SOMEBODY GOT A BAD HAIRCUT. 67 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:57,776 ACTUALLY, HE DID IT TO HIMSELF. 68 00:02:57,777 --> 00:03:00,012 ACTUALLY, CANCER DID IT TO ME. 69 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,246 OH, MY GOD. 70 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:02,614 I GET SO MANY PEOPLE WHO COME IN 71 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:04,183 BECAUSE THEY START THE CHEMO SHAVE 72 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,450 AND THEN THEY JUST CAN'T FINISH IT. 73 00:03:05,451 --> 00:03:07,452 - YEAH. - WHAT KIND DO YOU HAVE? 74 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:09,221 MELANOMA. 75 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:11,623 BOY, THAT JUST ROLLED RIGHT OFF, DIDN'T IT? 76 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:13,525 THAT FEELS REALLY GOOD TO JUST SAY. 77 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:14,760 THAT'S A TRICKY ONE. 78 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,628 MY PARTNER'S COUSIN HAD MELANOMA. 79 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:18,063 REALLY? 80 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:21,099 DID YOUR PARTNER'S COUSIN TRY COFFEE ENEMAS? 81 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:23,068 YES, SHE DID. ONCE A WEEK. 82 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:24,069 ARE YOU EATING APRICOTS? 83 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,204 - SHOULD I BE? - YES. 84 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,472 20 APRICOTS A DAY. THEY SAY IT'S A CURE. 85 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:29,641 FOR WHAT? POOPING? 86 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:30,809 AREN'T YOU FUNNY? 87 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:32,744 WELL, HOW'S SHE DOING? 88 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:34,346 THEY GAVE HER SIX MONTHS, IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS, 89 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:35,681 AND SHE'S STILL HANGING ON. 90 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,449 FANTASTIC. 91 00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:38,884 I'M GONNA GO GET MY SPECIAL SNIPPERS 92 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,185 AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 93 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:41,520 THANK YOU. 94 00:03:41,521 --> 00:03:42,654 WOW. 95 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:43,889 TOO BAD JACKIE AND I AREN'T MARRIED. 96 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,257 WITH OUR ATTITUDE AND IDEAS, 97 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,725 MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO BEAT THIS THING. 98 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,460 MAYBE I SHOULD QUIT SEEING MY ONCOLOGIST 99 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:50,662 AND JUST WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING JACKIE SAYS. 100 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:51,797 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 101 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:54,466 DOES YOUR ONCOLOGIST WEAR A LONG, BLACK ROBE 102 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:57,703 AND HAVE NO FACE AND, YOU KNOW, CARRY AROUND A SCYTHE? 103 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:58,737 WHAT? 104 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:00,239 YOU KNOW, MY GRANDPA USED TO KEEP ONE 105 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,707 IN HIS BARN TO CUT HAY WITH. 106 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,709 APPARENTLY YOURS USES IT TO POKE HOLES IN PEOPLE 107 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:04,810 SO ALL THEIR HOPE DRAINS OUT. 108 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:07,045 ALL RIGHT, STOP IT. YOU SOUND CRAZY. 109 00:04:07,046 --> 00:04:09,681 I AM. I'M CRAZY WITH CANCER. 110 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:11,917 HONEY, YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP TRYING THINGS. 111 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,386 IF NOT FOR YOURSELF, AT LEAST FOR ME AND ADAM. 112 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:16,088 WHEN DOES THIS GET TO BE ABOUT ME? 113 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,323 IT'S BEEN ABOUT YOU ALL SUMMER. 114 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:19,658 SO HOW ABOUT WE JUST TRY IT MY WAY FOR, OH, 115 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:21,493 I DON'T KNOW, A COUPLE, THREE DAYS? 116 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:22,594 AND WHAT WAY WOULD THAT BE? 117 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,596 BLABBING ABOUT IT TO EVERY TOM, DICK, 118 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,098 AND HAIRDRESSER WHO WILL LISTEN? 119 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,466 WHY? 120 00:04:27,467 --> 00:04:28,767 IT FEELS GOOD TO TALK ABOUT THINGS. 121 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:29,901 YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME. 122 00:04:29,902 --> 00:04:31,503 IF I TELL PEOPLE, 123 00:04:31,504 --> 00:04:33,739 THEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEIR FEELINGS, 124 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,541 LIKE YOURS NOW. 125 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:39,244 IT'S A LOT. 126 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:41,680 I AM YOUR HUSBAND, 127 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:45,984 AND I AM ENTITLED TO HAVE SOME FEELINGS ABOUT THIS. 128 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:48,620 SO, INCIDENTALLY, IS YOUR SON 129 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,188 AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CLUE HIM IN SOON 130 00:04:50,189 --> 00:04:51,456 AND, YES, HE'S GONNA HAVE FEELINGS TOO. 131 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:54,326 WE AGREED NOT TO TELL HIM YET. 132 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:55,894 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA BE AROUND ADAM 133 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:57,529 WITH THIS INFORMATION AND NOT TELL HIM. 134 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:58,630 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA DO THAT. 135 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:03,001 PAUL, DO NOT TELL HIM. 136 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:05,804 I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW I'M SICK UNTIL I SEEM SICK. 137 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,740 WELL, MAYBE IF YOU JUST HAVE A COFFEE FUCKING ENEMA 138 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:11,209 AND POP A FEW APRICOTS, YOU WON'T HAVE TO TELL HIM AT ALL. 139 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:13,379 I GOT MY SPECIAL SNIPPERS. 140 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:20,419 HI. 141 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,487 OH, HI. 142 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:23,488 THIS IS A NICE SURPRISE. 143 00:05:23,489 --> 00:05:24,690 HOW'S ADAM DOING? 144 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:25,991 OH, HE'S--HE'S FINE. 145 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,726 YOU KNOW, HE'S MADE A FULL RECOVERY 146 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:29,661 AND I'M HOPING THAT HIS MILD CONCUSSION 147 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,563 WILL RESULT IN IMPROVED MATH SKILLS. 148 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:40,238 YOUR HEART RATE'S REALLY HIGH. 149 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:44,876 IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I DID A COFFEE ENEMA. 150 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:45,877 YOU DID A WHAT? 151 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:47,379 I HAVE NEVER HAD SO MUCH ENERGY. 152 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:48,780 IT IS--IT'S AMAZING. 153 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:51,249 YOU KNOW, I USED TO THINK THAT THE ALTERNATIVE WORLD 154 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,951 WAS JUST FULL OF CRYSTALS AND CRAZIES, 155 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:55,020 BUT, YOU KNOW, I WENT ONLINE AND I'VE GOT TO SAY, 156 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,455 A LOT OF THIS STUFF MAKES SENSE. 157 00:05:56,456 --> 00:06:00,492 HAVE YOU HEARD OF A BEE STING TREATMENT FOR CANCER? 158 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:01,760 HEARD OF IT. 159 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:03,362 YEAH, THERE'S THIS DOCTOR IN CANADA WHO DOES IT 160 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,398 AND YOU GET STUNG BY A LOT OF BEES AND IT THROWS 161 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:07,599 YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM INTO OVERDRIVE 162 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,334 AND THERE'S THIS ONE GUY-- 163 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:12,437 THIS ONE GUY--LOOK. 164 00:06:12,438 --> 00:06:15,741 HE WAS CURED SPONTANEOUSLY. 165 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,843 I MEAN, THAT'S AMAZING. 166 00:06:17,844 --> 00:06:21,146 AND I WAS THINKING... 167 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:23,382 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO VISIT CANADA. 168 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,250 I MEAN, IT'S SO CLOSE. 169 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:27,519 YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT DOING THIS, ARE YOU? 170 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,921 WHAT? ARE YOU TRYING TO KEEP ME SICK? 171 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:31,890 DO YOU HAVE MUNCHAUSEN BY PROXY? 172 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:34,493 LOOK, I DON'T DISMISS THE ALTERNATIVE WORLD COMPLETELY. 173 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:36,962 ALL RIGHT, ACUPUNCTURE, BIOFEEDBACK, MEDITATION-- 174 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:38,964 A LOT OF MY PATIENTS USE THEM AS SUPPLEMENTS 175 00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:40,599 TO WHAT THEY'RE DOING WITH WESTERN MEDICINE. 176 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,335 TO SUPPLEMENT, BUT NOT TO CURE. 177 00:06:43,336 --> 00:06:45,871 TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER. 178 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:49,307 BOY... 179 00:06:49,308 --> 00:06:53,445 YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO SUCK THE CAFFEINE OUT OF A GIRL. 180 00:06:53,446 --> 00:06:55,347 OH, AND BY THE WAY, 181 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,082 I TOOK YOUR ADVICE AND TOLD PAUL. 182 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,017 HOW'D HE TAKE IT? 183 00:06:59,018 --> 00:07:01,086 HE CUT HIS HAIR. 184 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,388 GOD! THAT'S A LOT OF CAFFEINE. 185 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:06,559 MAYBE I SHOULD GO JOG HOME. 186 00:07:09,729 --> 00:07:10,996 HEY, DAD. 187 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:12,364 HEY, BUDDY. 188 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,032 HOW'S THE SOCCER GAME, MAN? - GOOD. 189 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:16,034 WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD? 190 00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:18,236 OH. 191 00:07:18,237 --> 00:07:20,138 THAT'S MY SUMMER CUT. 192 00:07:20,139 --> 00:07:22,073 YOU--YOU DON'T LIKE MY SUMMER CUT? 193 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:23,542 YOU NEED A TRIM. 194 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:24,676 ACTUALLY, I NEED A WATER. 195 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:25,677 YOU WANT A WATER? 196 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:27,078 - NO, I'M GOOD. - YOU GOOD? 197 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:28,480 YEAH. 198 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:29,548 HEY, UM, JOSH AND HIS DAD 199 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:32,584 RENTED THIS HOUSE ON GULL LAKE TO GO FISHING. 200 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:33,685 THEY SAID IT WAS AWESOME. 201 00:07:33,686 --> 00:07:36,087 THEY CAUGHT, LIKE, THIS 15-POUND WALLEYE. 202 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:38,290 YOU KNOW WHAT? 203 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,691 YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD DO THAT, DAD. 204 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:42,060 JUST THE BOYS. JUST US. 205 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:44,496 WITH MOM, IT'D BE ALL, "LET'S POSE FOR PICTURES." 206 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:45,730 YEAH, "LET'S, UH, 207 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:47,466 "LET'S EAT NUTRITIOUS MEALS FOR DINNER, 208 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,934 BECAUSE WE CAN'T HAVE--" - NO. 209 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,168 NO. 210 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:52,871 IF WE GO SOMEWHERE, YOUR MOTHER COMES WITH US. 211 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:53,972 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 212 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,440 WHATEVER WE DO FROM NOW ON, 213 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:57,075 WE DO AS A FAMILY. 214 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:58,577 BUT WHY? 215 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:02,247 BECAUSE... 216 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:05,417 YOUR MOTHER HAS CAMPING RECIPES 217 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,185 THAT SHE REALLY IS EAGER FOR US TO TRY. 218 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:08,386 THAT'S WHY. 219 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:10,388 DAD, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 220 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:12,524 GET OUT OF THE CAR, BUDDY. 221 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:14,059 - WHAT? - GET OUT OF THE CAR. 222 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:15,227 I GOT TO GO BACK TO WORK. - I HAVE TO GET NEW CLEATS. 223 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:16,328 I LEFT SOMETHING AT WORK. 224 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,362 SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WALK, PAL. 225 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:18,563 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - OKAY? 226 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:19,698 DAD, THE MALL'S, LIKE, EIGHT BLOCKS FROM HERE. 227 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:20,899 LOOK, IT'S THE SUMMERTIME. 228 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,200 GET A LITTLE EXERCISE. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 229 00:08:22,201 --> 00:08:23,235 I'M SORRY, PAL. MY BAD. 230 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,302 - SERIOUSLY, DAD? - OFF YOU GO. 231 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:25,971 I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 232 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:30,175 SORRY. 233 00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:33,612 I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU. 234 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,547 OH, REALLY? 235 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,649 IS IT, UH, HIDDEN SOMEWHERE INSIDE THAT ROBE? 236 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:39,084 CAN I LOOK FOR IT? 237 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,353 I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 238 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,289 I SPOKE TO MY COMPANY AND THEY'RE CHANGING 239 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:47,392 MY SALES REGION TO MINNEAPOLIS. 240 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:52,163 I'M MOVING HERE. 241 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:55,066 WHY? 242 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,535 OKAY. 243 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,169 NOT THE REACTION I WAS EXPECTING. 244 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:00,005 OH, I'M SORRY. 245 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,239 COOL. 246 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,342 WHY? 247 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:06,845 WELL, I, UM-- 248 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,747 I--I LIKE THE AREA 249 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:13,018 AND I'VE BEEN FEELING READY FOR A CHANGE LATELY... 250 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,352 AND YOU'RE HERE. 251 00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:16,154 FOR NOW, BUT, YOU KNOW, 252 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:17,889 I COULD HOP A TRAIN AT ANY SECOND 253 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:23,228 OR FLOW LIKE THE RIVER DOWN SOUTH OR WHEREVER. 254 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,829 WHY ARE YOU GETTING ALL WEIRD? 255 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:27,465 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE EXCITED. 256 00:09:27,466 --> 00:09:30,835 YOU GOT ME A MUG THAT SAYS, "WELCOME TO MINNESOTA." 257 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:33,238 WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO INFER FROM THAT? 258 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,207 I FOUND THAT MUG IN THE DUMPSTER. 259 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,109 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO INFER FROM THAT 260 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,745 THAT THE PERSON WHO THREW THAT MUG AWAY 261 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:41,746 DIDN'T LOVE IT HERE. 262 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,248 SO WHY THE HELL SHOULD YOU MOVE? 263 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:47,118 I'M NOT ASKING YOU FOR A FUCKING RING. 264 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,354 I JUST THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE CLOSER 265 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,189 SO WE COULD KEEP DOING WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING 266 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:52,958 AND SEE WHERE IT GOES. 267 00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:55,160 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE, 268 00:09:55,161 --> 00:10:00,232 BUT I'M JUST TELLING YOU, DON'T MOVE HERE FOR ME. 269 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:05,604 GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A CUNT! 270 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,871 WHAT? 271 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,506 YOU ARE REALLY HURTING MY FEELINGS. 272 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:09,641 OH. 273 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:13,712 I LOWERED MY FUCKING BAR FOR YOU! 274 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,681 PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FOREPLAY. 275 00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:19,284 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I EVER SAW ANYTHING IN YOU 276 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,419 AND I WANT YOU THE HELL OUT! 277 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:24,122 JUST GET THE HELL OUT! 278 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:28,793 SHE CAN'T SING. 279 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:32,397 NO, SHE CANNOT. 280 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,432 YOU MIND IF I BUM ONE OF THOSE? 281 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,368 OF COURSE. 282 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,370 HERE. - THANKS, MAN. 283 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,672 AND, UH, GOT A LIGHT HERE. 284 00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:41,740 APPRECIATE IT. 285 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:46,344 MM-HMM. 286 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:48,146 I'M PAUL. I WORK IN CREATIVE. 287 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,648 - HI. I'M MORGAN. - HEY, MORGAN. 288 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,450 - AND THIS IS BRIAN. - HI, BRIAN. HOW ARE YOU? 289 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:54,252 - GOOD. - WE ARE YOUR ACCOUNTING RATS. 290 00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:00,525 SO SOMETIMES I DO YOUR EXPENSE REPORTS. 291 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:04,295 YOU EAT A LOT OF PASTA. 292 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:05,630 ARE YOU OKAY THERE, BUDDY? 293 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:08,033 WHAT? 294 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,735 YEAH. 295 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:13,104 ACTUALLY, NO. 296 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:15,240 UH, MY WIFE HAS CANCER. 297 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,242 I JUST FOUND OUT YESTERDAY. 298 00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:18,810 SHIT, DUDE. 299 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,478 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 300 00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:21,813 YEAH, CANCER'S A MOTHERFUCKER. 301 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:23,181 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 302 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,416 DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU KNOW? 303 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,850 SHE DOES EVERYTHING RIGHT. 304 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,852 I'M THE ONE WHO HADN'T BEEN TO THE GYM IN THREE YEARS, 305 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,288 YOU KNOW, AND EATS SLIM JIMS FOR BREAKFAST. 306 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,557 GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE. 307 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,192 I MEAN, ISN'T THERE THAT WOMAN OVER IN HR 308 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,427 WHOSE HUSBAND HAS CANCER? 309 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:38,897 UH-HUH, UH, SHARON, I THINK. OR, UH, CHERYL. 310 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:43,301 IT'S LIKE A PANDEMIC, YOU KNOW? 311 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,936 OR ENDEMIC. 312 00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:46,037 WHAT IS IT? EPIDEMIC? 313 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,505 I-- 314 00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:48,940 THAT SOUNDS RIGHT. 315 00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:51,142 SHE'S IN HR, THIS WOMAN, YOU SAY? 316 00:11:51,143 --> 00:11:54,145 YEAH. 317 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:58,850 I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH SEAN, REBECCA. 318 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:01,319 IT'S NOT THAT I CAN'T HANDLE THE BREAKUP. 319 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,654 IT'S JUST-- 320 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,222 AND I KNOW THIS IS GONNA SOUND STRANGE, 321 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:09,027 BUT SEAN AND I HAVE THIS WEIRD CONNECTION 322 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,528 THAT WAS STARTING TO MAKE SENSE. 323 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:12,664 HE CHALLENGED ME AND I WAS STARTING 324 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,765 TO GET THROUGH TO HIM. 325 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,100 YOU WEREN'T. 326 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:18,803 TRYING TO SAVE SEAN IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE. 327 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:22,440 I HAVE WASTED PRECIOUS TIME ON THAT PROJECT. 328 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:26,811 ANYWAY. 329 00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,379 I TRIED TO GET MY JOB BACK, 330 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:31,983 BUT APPARENTLY THEY'RE DOWNSIZING THE CHICAGO REGION, 331 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:35,086 SO I'M MOVING HERE. 332 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:38,690 WELL, THREE MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR IN MINNEAPOLIS... 333 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,592 ABSOLUTELY BEARABLE. 334 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:45,797 I CAN HEAR YOU TWO CACKLING HENS FROM MY HOUSE. 335 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:48,666 EITHER THE MAIL GUY SCREWED UP AGAIN 336 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:52,103 OR HE'S JUST REAL INVESTED IN GETTING US TO TALK. 337 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:55,039 LITTLE EARLY TO BE GETTING BOOZY, ISN'T IT? 338 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,575 AHH, WE'RE JUST DROWNING OUR SORROWS, MARLENE. 339 00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:58,810 YOU WANT TO JOIN US? 340 00:12:58,811 --> 00:12:59,944 NAH. 341 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,813 I GOT COUPONS TO A NEW PLACE 342 00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:04,449 WITH A FREE BUFFET I'M GONNA CHECK OUT. 343 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,184 IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD LUNCH YET, 344 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,819 I GOT A COUPLE TWO-FORS, IF YOU WANT TO COME ALONG. 345 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,621 FUCK SEAN! I'M IN! 346 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,564 - CHERYL? - YEAH? 347 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:20,999 HI, I'M PAUL JAMISON. 348 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,066 I WORK OVER IN CREATIVE. 349 00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:23,101 OH, HI. 350 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:26,671 UM, I'M BEING VERY FORWARD HERE. 351 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,473 I HEARD ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH 352 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,543 AND I JUST FOUND OUT YESTERDAY THAT MY WIFE HAS CANCER 353 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,578 AND I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD TALK TO YOU ABT IT. 354 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,446 OH. 355 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:37,448 IS THAT YOUR HUSBAND? 356 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:40,084 - OH, UH, YEAH. - WELL. 357 00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:41,686 WELL, HE'S GOT A FANTASTIC HEAD OF HAIR. 358 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:43,421 MY HAIR'S USUALLY A LOT LONGER THAN THIS. 359 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,490 BUT ANYWAY, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SO GREAT 360 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,192 THAT THERE'S TWO PEOPLE HERE IN THE OFFICE 361 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,093 THAT ARE GOING THROUGH THIS AT THE SAME TIME. 362 00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:52,397 NOT GREAT, BUT, UH, YOU KNOW, CONVENIENT. 363 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,566 NOT EVEN CONVENIENT. SERENDIPITOUS. 364 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,067 IS THAT THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR? 365 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,068 I JUST-- 366 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:58,670 I WISH THAT I COULD STAY AND TALK, 367 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,305 BUT I REALLY HAVE TO GET TO A MEETING. 368 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,573 OH, OKAY. 369 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:02,807 WELL, MAYBE LATER THIS AFTERNOON? 370 00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,075 COULD I COME BY LATER THIS AFTERNOON? 371 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:05,376 OH, YEAH, GREAT. LET'S, UH, SHOOT FOR LATER. 372 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:06,744 FANTASTIC. 373 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,146 I'LL JUST LEAVE MY NUMBER ON YOUR DESK, OKAY, CHERYL? 374 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,380 OH, YEAH, THAT'S FINE. 375 00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:11,449 OKAY. 376 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,794 WELCOME TO SHAKES AND BUNS, LADIES. 377 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,629 WE PUT THE "BUFF" IN "BUFFET." 378 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:26,497 WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PLACE IS THIS? 379 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:29,434 IT'S THE KIND OF PLACE THAT SERVES PENIS POPS. 380 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:30,368 LOLLICOCKS. 381 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,370 - NO, THANK YOU. - I'M GOOD. 382 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,405 I'LL TAKE 'EM. 383 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:36,875 MARLENE, WE DON'T HAVE TO STAY HERE. 384 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,510 I JUST PAID A $5 COVER. 385 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:42,347 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL I GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 386 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,550 LADY'S GOT TO EAT, YOU KNOW? 387 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,624 THE BUSES ARE ALWAYS LATE. 388 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,325 REALLY? 389 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:55,627 WELL, UNLESS THEY'RE EARLY. 390 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,329 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE IN TEN MINUTES, 391 00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,597 BUT DURING THE SUMMER, THE SCHEDULES ARE, 392 00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:03,301 LIKE, REALLY FUCKED. 393 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:06,170 YOU'RE NOT A BUS PERSON, ARE YOU? 394 00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:10,408 NOT REALLY. 395 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,544 MY MOM'S OUT WITH HER FRIENDS AND MY DAD'S LATE, 396 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:16,848 SO I'M JUST CHECKING OUT MY OPTIONS. 397 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,783 ARE YOUR PARENTS DIVORCED? 398 00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:21,486 UM, NO. NO, JUST SEPARATED. 399 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:23,187 YEAH. 400 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,857 I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, 401 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:29,594 BUT THAT'S CODE FOR THEY'RE NEVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER. 402 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,798 ONCE THEY MOVE OUT, THEY NEVER REALLY MOVE BACK IN. 403 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,368 ARE YOUR PARENTS DIVORCED? 404 00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:38,870 YEAH. 405 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:42,573 NOW MY MOM'S MARRYING SOME TOTAL HAND-JOB. 406 00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,242 THAT SUCKS. 407 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:45,643 WHATEVER. 408 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:46,878 THEY'RE SO INTO THEIR NEW LIVES, 409 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,546 I CAN BASICALLY DO WHATEVER I WANT. 410 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:51,382 LOOK AT THIS. 411 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:53,384 I'VE HAD IT FOR SIX MONTHS. 412 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,687 THEY HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED. 413 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,355 REALLY? 414 00:15:57,356 --> 00:16:00,491 THAT'S AWESOME. 415 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,527 YEAH, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GETTING A TATTOO. 416 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:05,863 I JUST HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF A GOOD DESIGN YET. 417 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:10,702 I WANT TO GET A FUKU RIU DRAGON RIGHT HERE. 418 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:15,073 IT'S A JAPANESE GOOD LUCK SYMBOL. 419 00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:19,477 HEY, YOUR PARENTS WOULD PROBABLY NOTICE THAT. 420 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,946 I DOUBT IT. 421 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:24,415 GIVE ME YOUR ARM. 422 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,117 WHAT? 423 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:30,788 GIVE ME YOUR ARM. 424 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:32,590 OKAY. 425 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:35,760 NOW DON'T WASH THIS AND SEE HOW LONG 426 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:38,030 IT TAKES YOUR PARENTS TO NOTICE. 427 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,968 HEY, YOU'RE A GOOD DRAWER. 428 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:48,006 OH, THANKS. 429 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,607 WHERE DO YOU LIVE? 430 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,743 OH, I'M ABOUT A MILE THAT WAY. 431 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,746 OH, I LIVE THAT WAY TOO. DO YOU WANT TO WALK? 432 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:59,684 SURE. 433 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,229 I'M SO ANNOYED. 434 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,831 I WAS SPEAKING TO MY FUTURE HUSBAND OVER THERE 435 00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:16,267 AT THE BAR AND AFTER ABOUT 15 MINUTES, 436 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:19,170 THE CONVERSATION SUDDENLY TURNED REAL GAY. 437 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:22,040 WHAT? THAT SURPRISES YOU? 438 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,476 HE'S WEARING VELCROED STAR-SPANGLED SHORTS. 439 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:26,978 THAT'S A COSTUME. 440 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,346 OH. 441 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:32,517 DO NOT LOOK FOR YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND IN A STRIP CLUB. 442 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:36,254 I WONDER WHAT SEAN'S DOING RIGHT NOW. 443 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,122 IF YOU'RE GONNA PLAY THAT BROKEN RECORD AGAIN, 444 00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:40,158 I'M GONNA GO GET MORE HOT WINGS. 445 00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:49,867 CHERYL, THERE YOU ARE. 446 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,402 OH. 447 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,037 CHERYL? 448 00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,205 I MUST HAVE MISSED YOUR CALL. 449 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,440 DO YOU WANT TO, UH-- 450 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:56,841 SHOULD WE TALK ON THE WAY TO OUR CARS? 451 00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,543 SHOOT, ACTUALLY, I JUST REMEMBERED 452 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,778 I HAVE TO GET SOME OFFICE SUPPLIES. 453 00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:04,382 OH, WE DON'T HAVE TO DO IT TODAY. 454 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:05,850 DO YOU WANT TO-- IS TODAY NOT A GOOD DAY? 455 00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,985 DO YOU WANT TO DO IT, UH-- DO YOU WANT TO DO IT TOMORROW? 456 00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:09,620 WE CAN TALK TOMORROW. 457 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:14,125 THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A GOOD TIME. 458 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,228 LOOK, I AM SORRY ABOUT YOUR WIFE. 459 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,329 I AM. 460 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,765 BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TALK ABOUT? 461 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,734 HOW HORRENDOUS IT WAS WATCHING THE PERSON I LOVE MOST 462 00:18:23,735 --> 00:18:26,337 IN THIS WORLD FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE, 463 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:30,141 AND KNOWING THAT I COULDN'T DO A DAMN THING ABOUT IT? 464 00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:36,080 OVER THE PAST THREE YEARS, GARY LOST 48 POUNDS, 465 00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:40,551 ALL OF HIS HAIR, AND MOST OF HIS DIGNITY, AND I-- 466 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:43,321 I JUST HAD TO SIT THERE, UH, PRETENDING TO BE NORMAL 467 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:47,558 AND CHEERFUL WHILE HE WASTED AWAY WEEK AFTER WEEK. 468 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:50,895 IT GOT SO BAD, I PRAYED-- 469 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,097 I PRAYED EVERY NIGHT THAT HE WOULD JUST DIE 470 00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:56,234 AND PUT US BOTH OUT OF OUR MISERY. 471 00:18:56,235 --> 00:19:01,506 AND FINALLY, HE DID... LAST MONTH, SO... 472 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,508 EXCUSE ME FOR NOT WANTING TO TALK ABOUT IT, 473 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:07,812 BECAUSE THAT MEANS RELIVING IT AND I, UM-- 474 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:11,682 I BARELY MADE IT THROUGH THE FIRST TIME. 475 00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:16,255 I'M SORRY I CAN'T MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 476 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,139 NOW, THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE. 477 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,742 YOU SAY THAT ABOUT EVERY GUY. 478 00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:41,546 YEAH, BUT THIS ONE REALLY KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND A CHAIR. 479 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:44,615 OKAY, LADIES, EVERYBODY HAVING A GOOD TIME? 480 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,452 ALL RIGHT, ALL MY SINGLE GIRLS, 481 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,521 LET ME SEE YOU PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR. 482 00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:54,825 WHOO! 483 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,627 WHAT? YOU'RE SEPARATED. 484 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:58,496 HOP, SKIP FROM A SINGLE GIRL. 485 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,631 NO, I DO NOT WANT TO BE A SINGLE GIRL IN A STRIP CLUB. 486 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:02,433 TOO LATE. 487 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,235 OKAY, NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UNDER YOUR CHAIRS 488 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,836 AND THE LUCKY GIRL THAT FINDS THE KEY, 489 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:06,837 COME UP AND SEE ME. 490 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:12,076 THANK YOU. 491 00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:15,046 DID YOU SEE THAT WAITER? 492 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,614 IF YOU GIVE HIM JUST A QUICK GLANCE, 493 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:19,116 HE COULD BE SEAN'S TWIN. 494 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,218 DO IT. JUST A QUICK GLANCE. 495 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,519 JUST REAL QUICK. DO IT. 496 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,454 JUST--JUST REAL QUICK. 497 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:25,289 REBECCA? 498 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:27,825 REBECCA, YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO BEFORE 499 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:30,595 YOU WERE STRADDLING MY BROTHER ON A WASHING MACHINE 500 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:33,297 IN MY HOUSE AND HE WAS JUST ANOTHER HOMELESS MAN, 501 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:36,167 BECAUSE HE IS NOT THE GUY FOR YOU, OKAY? 502 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,803 AND MAYBE THERE'S NEVER GONNA BE A GUY, 503 00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,671 SO YOU NEED TO JUST GIVE UP ON THAT VERSION 504 00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:44,442 OF YOUR LIFE, BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 505 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,043 AND WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOT, 506 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:48,145 YOUR LIFE IS PRETTY FUCKING GREAT. 507 00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:50,081 YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT BEFORE YOU DIE 508 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,817 AND MAGGOTS EAT YOUR EYEBALLS OUT. 509 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,052 JESUS, CATHY. 510 00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,688 YOU USED TO BE THE OPTIMIST. 511 00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:58,789 HEY, YOU'VE GOT THE KEY. 512 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,458 SHE'S GOT THE KEY! 513 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,226 WE'VE GOT A WINNER. 514 00:21:02,227 --> 00:21:04,195 OH, MY GOD. I WON? 515 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,730 OH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT. I NEVER WIN ANYTHING. 516 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,032 I HAVE THE KEY! 517 00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,801 WE HAVE GOT A TREAT FOR YOU. 518 00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:14,306 NOW USE YOUR KEY AND OPEN THE BOX. 519 00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:38,796 OH, GOD. 520 00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:49,040 OH, JUST TAKE IT OFF! 521 00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,887 YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF. 522 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,856 YOU'RE--YOU'RE-- YOU'RE VERY TALENTED. 523 00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:07,692 YOU BRING A LOT OF JOY TO PEOPLE. 524 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,295 THAT'S, THAT'S REALLY NICE. 525 00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:18,035 OKAY, I'M DONE. THANK YOU. 526 00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,478 OH. 527 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,213 OH, I'M SORRY. 528 00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:31,549 I'M SORRY I GOT SO DARK. 529 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,818 I HAVE VODKA AND CAFFEINE CHASING EACH OTHER 530 00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:34,952 AROUND MY BODY. 531 00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:36,620 IT'S OKAY. 532 00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:39,924 I DO NEED TO JUST BE QUIET FOR A WHILE, 533 00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:42,526 BUT DON'T STEAL MY HOPE, CATH. 534 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,429 IT'S ALL I HAVE. 535 00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:16,127 MARLENE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 536 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,963 I CAN'T FIND MY DAMN PURSE. 537 00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:21,232 WILL YOU HELP ME FIND MY PURSE? 538 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,134 SURE. YOU KNOW, I-- 539 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:26,937 I THINK I SAW IT INSIDE. 540 00:23:26,938 --> 00:23:30,875 WHY DON'T WE GO IN AND LOOK FOR IT? 541 00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,978 YOU'RE VERY SWEET. 542 00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:37,982 WHO ARE YOU? 543 00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:41,920 IT'S CATHY. 544 00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:46,558 HERE. 545 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:02,206 WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? 546 00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:04,975 I'VE BEEN HERE ALL NIGHT. 547 00:24:04,976 --> 00:24:06,377 OH. 548 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:08,813 I MADE SOME TEA. 549 00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:10,982 THANKS. 550 00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:19,890 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 551 00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:23,327 OF COURSE I DO. 552 00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:25,429 I'M NOT STUPID. I JUST HAVE ALZHEIMER'S. 553 00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:29,967 ADAM SAID YOU WERE CONFUSED AFTER MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. 554 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,236 HE THOUGHT YOU'D HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK. 555 00:24:32,237 --> 00:24:34,205 I WISH THAT WERE MY PROBLEM. 556 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:36,140 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ANYONE? 557 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:40,344 YOU'RE A FINE ONE TO TALK, MISS SECRET CANCER PANTS. 558 00:24:40,345 --> 00:24:45,015 I JUST DIDN'T SEE MUCH POINT IN TELLING PEOPLE ANYWAY. 559 00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:46,417 IT IS WHAT IT IS. 560 00:24:46,418 --> 00:24:48,752 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT. 561 00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:53,023 I'M REALLY SORRY. 562 00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:57,628 EH, SO I LOSE A FEW MEMORIES HERE AND THERE. 563 00:24:57,629 --> 00:25:00,030 I'M LIVING IN THE MOMENT. 564 00:25:00,031 --> 00:25:04,202 AND THAT'S WHAT COUNTS. 565 00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:20,784 I GET WHY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TELL ME. 566 00:25:20,785 --> 00:25:23,320 TELLING PEOPLE SUCKS. 567 00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:26,190 I ALSO GET WHY MAYBE YOU NEEDED TO KICK ME OUT 568 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,526 SO YOU COULD BE ALONE FOR A WHILE. 569 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,794 YOU AND LENNY, I'M NOT QUITE CLEAR 570 00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:33,364 ON THAT ONE YET, BUT, YOU KNOW, 571 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:36,400 MAYBE SOMEDAY. 572 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,205 HEY, MOM. WHAT'S UP, DAD? 573 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,573 HEY, BUDDY. 574 00:25:42,574 --> 00:25:44,141 ME AND THE GUYS ARE GONNA GO SKATEBOARDING 575 00:25:44,142 --> 00:25:45,543 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GET SOMETHING TO EAT LATER. 576 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,511 SURE. JUST DON'T STAY OUT TOO LATE. 577 00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:48,479 OKAY. 578 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,680 AND MAKE SURE YOU WASH 579 00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:52,417 THAT RIDICULOUS THING OFF YOUR ARM BEFORE YOU GO. 580 00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:01,325 IS THAT YOUR SUITCASE? 581 00:26:01,326 --> 00:26:03,093 YEP, AND MY SOCK DRAWER. 582 00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:05,863 ARE YOU HOME? 583 00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:08,867 YES, I AM HOME. 584 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,141 I WON SOMETHING LAST NIGHT. 585 00:26:17,142 --> 00:26:19,410 CONGRATULATIONS. 586 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,345 WHAT'D YOU WIN? 587 00:26:21,346 --> 00:26:24,081 LET'S JUST SAY IT WAS SOMETHING BIG 588 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:25,583 AND LEAVE IT AT THAT. 589 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:29,620 BUT THERE WERE 200 OTHER SAD, DESPERATE WOMEN 590 00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:30,788 WHO COULD HAVE WON. 591 00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:32,489 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, MAYBE MORE. 592 00:26:32,490 --> 00:26:38,128 IT WAS DARK AND LOUD, BUT... 593 00:26:38,129 --> 00:26:40,798 THE POINT IS, I WON. 594 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:42,600 THE ODDS WERE AGAINST ME 595 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:46,236 AND YET, I WAS THE LADY WHO WON. 596 00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:48,872 AND IF SOMETHING LIKE THAT COULD HAPPEN, 597 00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:51,976 THEN MAYBE I COULD BEAT OTHER ODDS TOO. 598 00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:55,245 SO I'M GONNA TAKE A CHANCE AND I'M GONNA START 599 00:26:55,246 --> 00:26:56,847 WITH BEE STING THERAPY. 600 00:26:56,848 --> 00:27:01,385 NOW, I KNOW IT IS PROBABLY A SUCKER'S BET, 601 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:03,887 BUT IT'S SOMETHING. 602 00:27:03,888 --> 00:27:07,057 IT'S SOMETHING. 603 00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:11,328 I USED TO BE AN OPTIMIST. 604 00:27:11,329 --> 00:27:14,398 I WANT TO BE THAT AGAIN. 605 00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:16,667 I'M-- 606 00:27:16,668 --> 00:27:17,835 I'M SORRY, CATHY. 607 00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:19,336 I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY. 608 00:27:19,337 --> 00:27:22,506 I WANT YOU TO SAY... 609 00:27:22,507 --> 00:27:24,541 "GO FOR IT. 610 00:27:24,542 --> 00:27:27,044 "GOOD LUCK! 611 00:27:27,045 --> 00:27:31,016 I HOPE YOU WIN!" 612 00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:35,853 I HOPE YOU WIN. 613 00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:40,891 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 614 00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:45,796 ♪ BABY BLUE ♪ 615 00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:49,667 ♪ THIS IS NOT THE SKY ♪ 616 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:52,536 ♪ THAT YOU KNOW ♪ 617 00:27:57,942 --> 00:28:02,079 ♪ STILL YOU SMILE ♪ 618 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:06,150 ♪ WHILE YOUR JEWELS AND YOUR RINGS ♪ 619 00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:09,988 ♪ SPARKLE SO ♪ 42815

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