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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:04,236 I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM SEEING YOU. 2 00:00:04,237 --> 00:00:05,938 REBECCA. - IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME 3 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:07,306 TO DO LAUNDRY, SIS. 4 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:08,574 WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND I 5 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,376 MAKE A LITTLE FUN OF OUR OWN? 6 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:12,411 - I GOT A HAND JOB. - THE RUGBY SLUT? 7 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:15,681 DO YOU PREFER WHITE WOMEN OR BLACK WOMEN? 8 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,685 - YOU SLEPT WITH THIS COW? - NO. 9 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,087 I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR SCRAWNY, VIRGIN ASS? 10 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:24,323 FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FUCKED-UP FAMILY. 11 00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:26,892 MY PUNISHMENT IS DRIVING MYSELF HOME? 12 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:29,561 HE HAS SEVEN STITCHES, BUT HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 13 00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:30,529 WHERE WERE YOU, HONEY? 14 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:31,597 I TRIED TO CALL YOU. 15 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:32,898 I COULDN'T HEAR THE PHONE. 16 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:34,500 - I SAW YOU. - PAUL. 17 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:37,804 I WANT A DIVORCE. 18 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,916 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 19 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:55,854 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 20 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,658 ♪ STEP OUT ♪ 21 00:00:59,659 --> 00:01:02,694 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 22 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:10,636 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 23 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:14,873 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪ 24 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:20,312 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪ 25 00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:25,685 ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪ 26 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:33,625 HEY, MOM, I'M GOING TO BRENT'S. 27 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:34,827 NO! ADAM. 28 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,262 ADAM, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED. 29 00:01:37,263 --> 00:01:38,397 YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION. 30 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:39,865 HAD A CONCUSSION, MOM. 31 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:41,066 YOU ARE STILL-- 32 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:43,168 YOU'RE RECOVERING FROM THE ACCIDENT. 33 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:45,304 I DON'T WANT YOU TO END UP LIKE ONE OF THOSE FOOTBALL PLAYERS 34 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:46,405 THAT DIDN'T LISTEN TO THEIR DOCTOR, 35 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:47,539 AND NOW IT'S TEN YEARS LATER, 36 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:49,007 AND THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE TOAST. 37 00:01:49,008 --> 00:01:50,409 MOM, I'M JUST GONNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES. 38 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:51,977 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA GO OUTSIDE AND, LIKE, 39 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,680 BANG MY HEAD AGAINST THE CURB. 40 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:55,848 FINE. 41 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:58,617 BUT YOU JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL TAKE IT EASY. 42 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,119 YES. I WILL WEAR A HELMET 43 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,320 IN HIS LIVING ROOM. 44 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,422 YOU'RE JOKING, BUT I'D PREFER THAT. 45 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:06,826 HERE. WAIT, WAIT ONE SECOND. 46 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,964 OKAY. SAY CHEESE. 47 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,066 CHEESE. 48 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,970 YOU'RE SO WEIRD. 49 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:22,641 YOU KNOW, I SPECIFICALLY ASKED THAT YAHOO AT THE STORE 50 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:23,909 FOR THIS PAINT IN FLAT. 51 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:25,777 THIS IS DEFINITELY SHINY. 52 00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:26,912 IT MAKES THE WALLS LOOK 53 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:28,280 LIKE THEY'RE COVERED IN SNOT OR SOMETHING. 54 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:32,017 IT IS LOOKING PRETTY SNOTTY. 55 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:34,286 PAUL WANTS A DIVORCE. - AH, HELL. 56 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,054 WELL, I CAN'T BLAME HIM. 57 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:37,456 I MEAN, REALLY, WHAT WA? 58 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,491 HE CAUGHT ME HAVING AN AFFAIR. 59 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,927 JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE CANCER 60 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:45,664 DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE A DESTRUCTIVE BITCH. 61 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,100 WOW. 62 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,536 IF YOU ASK ME, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. 63 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:55,208 'CAUSE YOU'VE REALLY MESSED SHIT UP FOR YOURSELF. 64 00:02:57,977 --> 00:02:59,411 SORRY ABOUT SLAPPING YOU. 65 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:03,883 GUESS SOMEBODY NEEDED TO DO IT. 66 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:10,322 HEY! ARE YOU REALLY NOT RETURNING MY CALLS 67 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:12,124 BECAUSE I'M FUCKING YOUR BROTHER? 68 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:13,825 WILL YOU KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN? 69 00:03:13,826 --> 00:03:15,561 THIS IS MY NEIGHBORHOOD. 70 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:16,862 SORRY. 71 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,263 SCREWING YOUR BROTHER? 72 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,598 WELL, YOU'RE USING THE PRESENT TENSE, 73 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,500 SO I ASSUME THE ROMANCE CONTINUES. 74 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,969 YEAH. WE MADE THE SWEATY HUMPBACK BEAST 75 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,003 JUST THIS MORNING. 76 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:26,405 - I HAVE A CLASS TO TEACH. - HEY! 77 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:27,406 IT WAS A JOKE. 78 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,374 REMEMBER JOKES? 79 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,043 ANYWAY, I'M NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT SEAN. 80 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,445 I... 81 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:35,781 I JUST--I'M IN TOWN, AND I WOULD LIKE 82 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,616 TO SEE YOU AND CATCH UP AND BE FRIENDS. 83 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,251 HOW IS THAT A PROBLEM? 84 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:41,920 IT'S A PROBLEM BECAUSE YOU MAKE IT A PROBLEM. 85 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:44,056 BECAUSE OUR FRIENDSHIP HAS ALWAYS COME SECOND 86 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,958 TO YOUR DALLIANCES WITH MEN, 87 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,760 AND NOW THE DALLIANCE IS MY BROTHER. 88 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:50,996 AND I DON'T WANT TO BE AT SOME LADIES LUNCH 89 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:53,265 AND HAVE YOU TELL ME ABOUT SEAN'S PENIS 90 00:03:53,266 --> 00:03:55,500 AND IF IT'S SMALLER OR LARGER OR OTHERWISE 91 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:57,035 THAN WHAT YOU'RE ACCUSTOMED TO. 92 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:59,071 NOW I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. 93 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,340 YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T ALL ME. 94 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:02,541 FROM THE MINUTE YOU MET PAUL, 95 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:03,542 HE'S ALL YOU TALKED ABOUT. 96 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:04,676 AND THE NEXT THING I KNEW, 97 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:06,545 YOU WERE LIVING THE SUBURBAN HOUSEWIFE DREAM, 98 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:09,514 AND MAKING ME FEEL RIDICULOUS 99 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:11,950 FOR MY PARTYING AND MY SERIAL DATING, 100 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:15,087 BUT WHAT THE HELL ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? 101 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,322 NOBODY FELL IN LOVE WITH ME. 102 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:21,426 WELL... 103 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,629 I GUESS WE'RE BOTH SCREW-UPS. 104 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:26,465 MAYBE WE SHOULD BREAK UP. HUH. 105 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,234 WE ALREADY DID. 106 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:35,974 ARE WE BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED? 107 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:37,142 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU? 108 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:38,777 YOU'RE SHOWING UP LATE TO CLASS. 109 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:41,046 YOU'RE SKIPPING WEIGH-INS. GET INSIDE. 110 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:42,614 CLASS STARTED TEN MINUTES AGO. 111 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:44,249 I'M NOT GOING TO CLASS. 112 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,318 IN FACT, I'M DROPPING YOUR CLASS. 113 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:47,886 I JUST CAME TO GET MY SHIT. 114 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:49,855 WHAT? 115 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:52,457 YEAH, I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU TEACH. 116 00:04:52,458 --> 00:04:54,726 YOU CAN'T DROP OUT. 117 00:04:54,727 --> 00:04:56,061 IF YOU DON'T FINISH THIS CLASS, 118 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:57,496 YOU DON'T GET TO GRADUATE NEXT YEAR. 119 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:58,864 OH, WELL. 120 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:01,767 "OH, WELL"? 121 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:03,902 I HAVE BENT OVER BACKWARDS FOR YOU. 122 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:06,104 IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT? 123 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:08,140 IT MUST BE SO NICE TO BE YOU. 124 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,709 PRETTY WHITE GIRL LIVING IN SUBURBIA 125 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:13,312 WHOSE BIGGEST CONCERN IS "FINDING AN EYE SHADOW 126 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:14,613 THAT DOESN'T TOTALLY WASH HER OUT." 127 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:18,617 TAKE A WALK IN MY SHOES FOR A FUCKING DAY-- 128 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,919 GROWING UP IN THE 'HOOD, 129 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,654 HAVING TO HIT A DRIVE-THRU FOR BREAKFAST 130 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,790 BECAUSE MOMMY SPENT THE LAST OF THE GROCERY MONEY 131 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:25,924 ON HER MORNING FIX. 132 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:29,194 BUT THAT'S OKAY. I CAN ALWAYS RELY ON DAD. 133 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:30,395 WAIT. I CAN'T. 134 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:31,663 'CAUSE WHEN I WAS A BABY, 135 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:34,566 HE WAS SHOT TO DEATH TRYING TO ROB A LIQUOR STORE. 136 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,268 SO EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME 137 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:39,204 IF I'M NOT THE MODEL STUDENT YOU WANT ME TO BE. 138 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:42,641 I DIDN'T KNOW. 139 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:46,945 WE ALL HAVE OUR SECRETS, DON'T WE? 140 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:48,780 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 141 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:51,550 I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING THAT PAINTER MAN. 142 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:54,119 YEAH. I KNOW A LOT OF THINGS. 143 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,154 THAT YOU'RE A SELF-RIGHTEOUS SLUT. 144 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:58,023 THAT YOUR SON'S A JUDGMENTAL ASSHOLE. 145 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,359 AND THAT I'M THROUGH WITH YOUR SORRY-ASS CLASS 146 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,527 AND THIS WHO SORRY-ASS FUCKING SCHOOL. 147 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,597 ANDREA. 148 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:10,168 SHIT. 149 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:15,875 HOW 'BOUT ANOTHER LITTLE SPLASH THERE, CHIEF? 150 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:20,479 HEY. BUY A LADY A DRINK? 151 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,948 SHOW ME A LADY, AND I MIGHT. 152 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:25,050 OH-HO. FUCK YOU, PAULY. 153 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:29,154 ONE FOR THE LADY. 154 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:31,556 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND THE RUGBY FIELD IN A WHILE. 155 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,759 I HOPE I DIDN'T SCARE YOU AWAY. 156 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,460 NAH. 157 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:39,164 JUST A LITTLE LIGAMENT DAMAGE, YOU KNOW. 158 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:42,667 VERY COMMON INJURY IN ELITE ATHLETES. 159 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:45,404 ON TOP OF THAT, THE REST OF MY LIFE-- 160 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:48,573 COMPLETE FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK. 161 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,809 UGH. JOIN THE CLUB. 162 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:54,012 LAST WEEK, MY CAT WAS DIAGNOSED WITH FELINE LEUKEMIA. 163 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:56,615 AND THEN YESTERDAY I DROP MY iPHONE 164 00:06:56,616 --> 00:06:57,749 INTO THE TOILET 165 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,085 WHILE I WAS VIDEO-CHATTING WITH A CLIENT. 166 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:02,888 AND I HOPE THAT VIDEO FRIED OUT 167 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:05,424 BEFORE HE GOT A POTTY SHOT OF MY POOTER. 168 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:08,927 ARE YOU OKAY? 169 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:12,230 CATHY AND I ARE GETTING A DIVORCE. 170 00:07:12,231 --> 00:07:15,333 MM. SORRY. 171 00:07:15,334 --> 00:07:16,835 I KNOW YOU GUYS WERE HAVING PROBLEMS. 172 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,970 SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING. 173 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:22,240 YOU KNOW, I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP FOR A WHILE, 174 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:23,775 BUT I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT IT WAS. 175 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:26,678 AND THEN, A COUPLE DAYS AGO, GET THIS. 176 00:07:26,679 --> 00:07:28,747 I CATCH HER IN OUR OWN BACKYARD 177 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,816 FUCKING SOME GUY. 178 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:31,883 HOLY SHIT. 179 00:07:31,884 --> 00:07:35,720 I'M SO SORRY, PAULY. 180 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:37,923 THANK YOU, TINA. I MEAN IT. 181 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:39,658 IT ACTUALLY FEELS REALLY GOOD TO TALK ABOUT. 182 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,860 YOU KNOW, TO TELL SOMEONE 183 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:43,962 AND HAVE THEM LISTEN, YOU KNOW? 184 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,530 YEAH, I DO. 185 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:47,699 ANYWAY, SCREW CATHY. IT'S HER LOSS. 186 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:49,901 I SAY WE DRINK UNTIL WE GET HER OFF YOUR MIND. 187 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:51,937 GET WHO OFF MY MIND? 188 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:55,807 TO A NEWLY SINGLE PAULY. 189 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,542 HELL, YEAH. 190 00:07:57,543 --> 00:07:59,144 TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW BAD YOU ARE. 191 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,545 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD. 192 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:02,481 CATHY HAS ZAPPED MY LIBIDO. 193 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,317 OH, THAT BITCH! 194 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,618 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 195 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:08,887 SHE HATES THE FACT THAT I'M SEEING YOU, 196 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:10,055 AND I GET IT. 197 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:11,656 I HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR 20 YEARS, 198 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:14,326 AND I SHOW UP, AND I START DOING 199 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,527 WHATEVER WE'RE DOING, 200 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:17,329 AND I'VE DONE THIS KIND OF THING BEFORE. 201 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,331 WITH WHO? I'M HER ONLY BROTHER. 202 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,800 IF WE COULD JUST MAKE THIS 203 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:24,369 LESS JUST ABOUT THE SEX, I'D FEEL BETTER. 204 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,972 WE COULD NURTURE OUR FRIENDSHIP, 205 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:30,243 AND THEN MAYBE I COULD REPAIR MY FRIENDSHIP WITH HER. 206 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:34,613 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 207 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:38,049 TALKING ABOUT MY SISTER HAS MADE ME LOSE MY SEMI ANYWAY. 208 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:44,756 SO, UM, 209 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:47,626 I THINK iPHONES ARE THE NEW DIAMONDS. 210 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:50,695 GUYS GIVE WOMEN ELECTRONICS NOW FOR ROMANTIC OCCASIONS, 211 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,364 AND IT'S KIND OF A SHAME. 212 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:56,201 GIFT-GIVING IN GENERAL IS KIND OF A SHAME. 213 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:58,771 CAN WE AT LEAST TALK ABOUT THIS WITH OUR PANTS OFF? 214 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,467 I'M SORRY. 215 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:31,236 I'M LOOKING FOR THE JACKSON RESIDENCE. 216 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,871 WELL, THIS IS IT. CAN I HELP YOU? 217 00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:36,841 I'M ANDREA'S TEACHER, CATHY JAMISON. 218 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:40,412 OH, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 219 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,080 I'M DOROTHY, ANDREA'S MOTHER. 220 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,482 ANDREA'S TOLD US SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 221 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:46,318 SHE'S TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU TOO. 222 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:48,420 WELL, SHE ABSOLUTELY ADORES YOU. 223 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,088 SAYS YOU'RE HER FAVORITE TEACHER. 224 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,756 WELL, HERE, COME ON IN. 225 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:56,161 THANK YOU. 226 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,830 DONOVAN! WE HAVE COMPANY. 227 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:01,633 I'M IN THE KITCHEN, HON. 228 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:04,336 MMM, SMELLS GOOD IN THERE. WHAT IS IT? 229 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:08,173 MAKING STEAK. 230 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,175 DONOVAN, HONEY, THIS IS CATHY, 231 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,544 THE TEACHER ANDREA'S ALWAYS TELLING US ABOUT. 232 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:15,113 THIS IS ANDREA DAD. 233 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:16,881 SO YOU'RE HER STEPDAD? 234 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:19,718 NO. THE REAL DEAL. 235 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:22,287 ANDREA'S OUR LAST OF SIX. 236 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:26,458 I-I MUST HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT ANOTHER STUDENT. 237 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,193 YOU KNOW, ANDREA SURE DOES GO ON 238 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,327 ABOUT YOU. 239 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:32,330 WELL, SHE EXAGGERATES. 240 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:34,199 WELL, SHE SURE WASN'T REAL HAPPY 241 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,900 TO BE TAKING SUMMER SCHOOL. 242 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:37,469 CALLED IT RETARD SCHOOL. 243 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,838 OH, SHE CAN BE CRASS, THAT ONE. 244 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:42,507 BUT SHE STUCK WITH IT AND REALLY TURNED THINGS AROUND. 245 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,843 WE'VE HAD OUR TROUBLE WITH HER. 246 00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:46,277 SHE'S OUR ACADEMIC CHALLENGE. 247 00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:47,946 MM-HMM. WE TRIED EVERYTHING. 248 00:10:47,947 --> 00:10:50,048 BUT YOU CAN'T LOVE 'EM SMART. 249 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:52,851 SO IS ANDREA HERE? 250 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,085 OH, YOU JUST MISSED HER. 251 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:55,587 SHE'S DOWN THE STREET AT THE CHURCH. 252 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,055 AT CHOIR PRACTICE. 253 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,857 BABY GIRL SINGS LIKE A BIRD. 254 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:04,362 OKAY. OKAY. 255 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:05,997 UM, WHEN I WAS 18, 256 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,566 I WAS ON AN INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT, 257 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:11,603 AND I GAVE A BLOW JOB 258 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,839 TO A COMPLETE STRANGER. 259 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,641 - ARE YOU SHITTING ME? - NO. 260 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,677 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. YOUR TURN. 261 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,578 A SEXY OR EMBARRASSING STORY. GO. 262 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:24,149 I DON'T THINK THIS PAINTS ME IN A VERY FLATTERING LIGHT. 263 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:27,786 BUT WHEN CATHY AND I WERE GOING ON OUR HONEYMOON, 264 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:29,854 I WANTED TO GO TO THE SOUTH OF FRANCE 265 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,924 'CAUSE I WAS HOPING THERE MIGHT BE SOME TOPLESS BEACHES THERE. 266 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:36,094 WHAT? 267 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,863 YOU'RE NEWLY MARRIED AND YOU WANT TO LOOK 268 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,031 AT OTHER GIRLS' TITS? 269 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:44,536 I'M A TIT MAN. SUE ME. 270 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,771 AH, THIS IS FUN. 271 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,440 YOU'RE EASY TO TALK TO. 272 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,341 I-I LIKE YOUR STORIES. 273 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:53,511 YEAH. WELL, I ACTUALLY ONLY HAVE ABOUT 15 OF THEM. 274 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:57,449 YOU GOT ME FOR ANOTHER HALF HOUR, AND THEN I GET BORING. 275 00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:01,019 ♪ I'M GONNA LAY DOWN MY BURDENS ♪ 276 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:09,027 ♪ DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE ♪ 277 00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:12,997 ♪ I'M GONNA LAY DOWN MY BURDENS ♪ 278 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:14,833 ♪ DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE ♪ 279 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:19,904 ♪ STUDY WAR NO MORE ♪ 280 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:20,939 ♪ I AIN'T GONNA STUDY ♪ 281 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,374 ♪ WAR NO MORE ♪ 282 00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:26,444 ♪ AIN'T GONNA STUDY WAR NO MORE ♪ 283 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:30,448 ♪ STUDY WAR NO MORE ♪ 284 00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:31,950 I LIKE YOUR HAT. 285 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:34,119 ♪ I'M GONNA LAY DOWN MY SWORD AND SHIELD ♪ 286 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,388 ♪ DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE ♪ 287 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:40,959 YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED 288 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,394 WHY BLACK WOMEN WEAR THESE BEAUTIFUL HATS TO CHURCH. 289 00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:46,498 I MEAN, WHENEVER MY DAD WALKED INTO CHURCH, 290 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:47,766 HE ALWAYS TOOK HIS HAT OFF. 291 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,401 WHEN HE WALKED INTO ANY BUILDING REALLY. 292 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:53,071 NOT THAT HE WAS ANY SHINING EXAMPLE OF ANYTHING. 293 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:56,474 I WEAR A HAT BECAUSE WOMEN-- 294 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:59,077 AND NOT JUST BLACK WOMEN-- SHOULD COVER THEIR HEADS 295 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:01,713 WHILE THEY'RE IN THE HOUSE OF THE LORD. 296 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:06,551 SAME REASON YOU JEWS WEAR YARMULKES. 297 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:10,555 I'M NOT JEWISH. 298 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:12,290 NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH BEING JEWISH. 299 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,625 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL RELIGION. 300 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,060 IT'S JUST... 301 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,396 JESUS IS MY GUY. 302 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:21,833 SORT OF. I MEAN, I HAVEN'T BEEN TO CHURCH IN A REALLY LONG TIME. 303 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:25,036 ♪ STUDY WAR NO... ♪ 304 00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:27,806 I DON'T THINK JESUS WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR MANNERS. 305 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,774 ♪ MORE ♪ 306 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:32,378 - GOOD. - AMEN. 307 00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:39,217 THAT WAS REALLY BEAUTIFUL, ANDREA. 308 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,652 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 309 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,020 YOUR MOM TOLD ME YOU WERE HERE. 310 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,255 MY MOM? YOU WENT TO MY HOUSE? 311 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:47,559 WELL, YOU KNOW, I HAD TO SWING BY THE 'HOOD, 312 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,662 MAKE SURE YOUR DRUG-ADDLED MOM WASN'T DYING 313 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,130 WITH A NEEDLE STUCK BETWEEN HER TOES, 314 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,132 BECAUSE IF THAT HAPPENED, YOU'D BE AN ORPHAN. 315 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:57,635 WHAT WITH YOUR DAD BEING A DEAD FELON AND ALL. 316 00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,337 WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME ABOUT THAT? 317 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,139 WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO CALL ME A LIAR? 318 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,975 MAYBE I LIED BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU. 319 00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,276 I DON'T NEED YOUR ADVICE. 320 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,312 I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. I DO JUST FINE. 321 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:08,580 THANK YOU. 322 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,281 BESIDES, IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ONLY CAME TO FIND ME 323 00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:11,349 BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID 324 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,550 I'LL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR AFFAIR. 325 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,552 I AM HERE BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU. 326 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,354 I DON'T WANT YOU QUITTING SCHOOL 327 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,389 BECAUSE OF A MISTAKE THAT I MADE. 328 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,225 AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, 329 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:23,361 MY HUSBAND ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT THE AFFAIR. 330 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,997 - DOES ADAM KNOW? - NO. 331 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,232 AND I WISH YOU WOULDN'T TELL HIM, 332 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,334 BUT I CAN'T STOP YOU IF YOU DO. 333 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:32,337 YOU ARE SO NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM. 334 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,938 GOOD ENOUGH FOR WHO? 335 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:36,507 LENNY. 336 00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:37,976 OH, IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT? 337 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,277 A CRUSH? 338 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,879 YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON LENNY? - WHAT? 339 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,314 YOU THINK A GUY THAT FINE WOULDN'T GO FOR A GIRL LIKE ME? 340 00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:46,951 I DON'T THINK HE'D GO FOR YOU BECAUSE HE'S 25 YEARS OLDER 341 00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:48,019 THAN YOU ARE. 342 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,922 DO NOT QUIT SCHOOL, ANDREA. 343 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:53,458 LIFE IS HARD ENOUGH WITH AN EDUCATION. 344 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:54,893 DON'T MAKE IT HARDER ON YOURSELF. 345 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,261 GET OUT OF MY CHURCH, 346 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,464 AND LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE. 347 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,285 IT'S NOT WEIRD WE'RE DOING THIS 348 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,819 IN MY SISTER'S WATERBED, RIGHT? 349 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,621 I MEAN, WE COULD BE DOING IT IN HER GUEST ROOM, 350 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:26,291 BUT THAT'S WHERE SHE KEEPS HER CREEPY DOLL COLLECTION. 351 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:30,361 BESIDES, THERE'S A NICE POTPOURRI SCENT IN HERE. 352 00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:32,830 IT'S PLEASANT. IT'S LIKE COUNTRY COTTAGE ROSE 353 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:38,036 OR SOME LAVENDER... 354 00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,837 JESUS. 355 00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:43,708 I HOPE YOUR SISTER DOESN'T MIND THAT I USED HER RAZOR. 356 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,377 UH-UH. 357 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:59,624 OLD NUNS AND BASEBALL. OLD NUNS AND BASEBALL. 358 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,592 OLD NUNS AND BASEBALL. 359 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,301 OH, SHIT. - WHAT? 360 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,837 OH, SHIT. I DON'T HAVE A CONDOM. 361 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,907 MAYBE GO SEE IN THE KITCHEN IF THERE'S SOME SARAN WRAP. 362 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,375 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 363 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:21,847 PAULY, SHUSH. 364 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,754 IT'S A BIG ONE. IT'SOO BIG. 365 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,357 AND NOW SOME MORE FUN FACTS 366 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:33,925 ABOUT OUR FORMER PRESIDENTS. 367 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,193 LET'S SEE. 368 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,395 WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT WAS SO FAT 369 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,230 THAT HE GOT STUCK IN HIS OWN BATHTUB. 370 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:43,735 CONVERSELY, JAMES MADISON WEIGHED ONLY 100 POUNDS. 371 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,137 WHICH IS IRONIC, CONSIDERING THAT HIS WIFE, 372 00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:48,239 DOLLEY MADISON, WAS FEEDING HIM ZINGERS 373 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,408 AND DONUT GEMS. - SEAN. 374 00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,477 OH. HEY, SIS. 375 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:53,544 I'M JUST EDUCATING. 376 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,013 WOULD YOU CARE TO AUDIT THE CLASS? 377 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,314 GET OUT HERE. 378 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:57,315 NOW. 379 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:03,521 READ. SOMETHING. 380 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,323 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 381 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:06,591 YOU'RE FUCKING WITH MY LIFE. 382 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,226 I THOUGHT I'D ADD A LITTLE WRINKLE TO YOURS. 383 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:09,560 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 384 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:12,030 REBECCA IS ABSTAINING FROM SEX. 385 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,665 SHE'S ON SOME SORT OF SACRIFICIAL MISSION 386 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,100 TO REGAIN YOUR FRIENDSHIP. 387 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,970 SORT OF A COCK HUNGER STRIKE. 388 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,138 - WHAT? - YEAH. 389 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,339 I DON'T FUCKING GET IT EITHER. 390 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,974 I MEAN, IF I HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN SPENDING TIME 391 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,777 WITH YOUR PERSONALITY OR MY PENIS, 392 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,078 LITTLE SEAN'S A HANDS-DOWN WINNER. 393 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,213 TELL HER SHE'S WASTING HER TIME. 394 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,481 AND YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY. 395 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,050 THE LONGEST SHE'S GONE WITHOUT HAVING SEX 396 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,918 IS TWO WEEKS, AND THAT'S BECAUSE SHE TORE HER LABIA 397 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,420 WHILE HORSEBACK RIDING IN MAUI. 398 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:39,091 I'VE GOT TO GET IN THERE AND UNDO WHATEVER YOU'VE DONE. 399 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,300 APSE. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? 400 00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:52,570 APSE. YOU KNOW, LIKE THE FRONT OF A CHURCH. 401 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,739 YOU COULD HAVE JUST SPELLED APES. 402 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,442 I PAID FOR A FOUR-YEAR DEGREE, MARLENE. 403 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,944 I WANT TO USE IT. 404 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:01,345 YOU GO TO CHURCH? 405 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,648 EVERY SUNDAY. 406 00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:06,751 DO YOU GO BECAUSE YOU WANT TO 407 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,086 OR OUT OF OBLIGATION? 408 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,288 IF YOU'RE ASKING IF I BELIEVE IN GOD, 409 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,156 THEN, YES, I DO. 410 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:14,325 PRAY EVERY DAY TOO. 411 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:15,860 WHAT DO YOU PRAY FOR? 412 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,229 USUAL STUFF I GUESS. 413 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:20,832 FOR MY FAMILY, FOR EDDIE TO BE IN HEAVEN, 414 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,400 FOR ME TO JOIN HIM ONE DAY, 415 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,838 AND THAT, WHEN I DO, FOR IT NOT TO HURT. 416 00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,774 I USED TO GO TO CHURCH. 417 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,910 MY PARENTS, THEY USED TO TAKE SEAN AND ME ALL THE TIME. 418 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:35,346 AND THEN ONE SUMMER, THIS FREAK TORNADO 419 00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:37,615 TOOK OUT A BUNCH OF HOUSES IN THE TOWN NEXT TO US 420 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:41,052 AND KILLED THE PASTOR AND HIS KIDS. 421 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,621 AND WE STOPPED GOING. 422 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,890 BUT... 423 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:49,894 NOW THAT I'M A DYING PERSON, 424 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:54,566 I'M WONDERING IF I SHOULD REOPEN MY SPIRITUAL OPTIONS. 425 00:18:56,401 --> 00:19:01,906 IF THERE IS A GOD, 426 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:05,243 DO YOU THINK HE COULD BRING ME SOME SENSE OF PEACE? 427 00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:08,045 HE'S NOT A MIRACLE WORKER. 428 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:12,817 I THINK GOD GIVES US PROBLEMS 429 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,719 SO WE CAN LEARN TO DEAL WITH THEM, 430 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,655 NOT SO HE CAN FIX 'EM. 431 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,490 WHAT'S UP, MOM? 432 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:22,894 HEY, MARLENE. - HEY, HOTSHOT. 433 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:27,365 I THINK I'LL CALL IT A NIGHT. 434 00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,133 SAY A PRAYER FOR ME, MARLENE. 435 00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:32,404 EVERY DAY. 436 00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:38,442 I RAN INTO ANDREA, AND SHE SAID YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 437 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:41,145 ANY IDEA WHY SHE'D SAY THAT? 438 00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:42,914 - PROBABLY ON THE RAG. - ADAM. 439 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:46,050 WE HAD A FIGHT. NO BIG DEAL. 440 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,019 TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO'S PRETTY GOOD AT MAKING MISTAKES. 441 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,721 IF THINGS ARE BAD WITH ANDREA 442 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:51,856 BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOU DID, 443 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,925 YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE. 444 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,128 LIFE'S TOO SHORT. 445 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,832 - ♪ WHOA ♪ - ♪ WHOA ♪ 446 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,802 - ♪ OHH ♪ - ♪ OHH ♪ 447 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:07,004 - ♪ YOU CAUGHT ME ♪ - ♪ DANCING WITH THE SPIRIT ♪ 448 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,340 ♪ WELL, I GOT TO KEEP ♪ 449 00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:14,245 ♪ GOT TO KEEP ♪ all: ♪ DANCING ♪ 450 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,782 AMEN. 451 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:21,953 I WATCHED MY KIDS PLAY YAHTZEE YESTERDAY, 452 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,722 AND ONE OF THE DICE WENT OFF THE TABLE. 453 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:28,693 AND THEY DEBATED WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE OFFENDING DICE, 454 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:33,264 AND FINALLY AGREED ON A DO-OVER. 455 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:36,634 NOW I ASK YOU, WOULDN'T IT BE NICE 456 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,736 AS ADULTS TO HAVE A DO-OVER 457 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:39,737 EVERY NOW AND THEN? 458 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:46,410 WHO WANTS TO BE FREE OF LIES AND HYPOCRISY 459 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:49,680 AND BE REBORN AND BEGIN AGAIN TODAY? 460 00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,315 WHO WANTS A DO-OVER? 461 00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:53,985 - YEAH. - HAVE MERCY. 462 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:58,756 SPEAK UP, AND LET THE CONGREGATION PRAY FOR YOUR SINS. 463 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,124 PRAY FOR ME, 464 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:03,794 THAT I MAY BE PATIENT AND ACCEPT 465 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,663 MY SON FOR WHO HE IS. 466 00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,532 AMEN. 467 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:11,669 PRAY FOR ME. 468 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,738 I CALLED BINGO LAST WEEK 469 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,740 EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T HAVE IT, 470 00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:19,844 'CAUSE I KNEW NOBODY WAS COMING TO CHECK THE CARDS. 471 00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:21,712 PRAY FOR ME. 472 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,417 PRAY FOR ME. 473 00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:31,822 I'VE LIED A LOT. 474 00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:34,058 I JUST-- I KEEP ON LYING, 475 00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:37,028 AND I'M SITTING ON A HUGE PILE OF LIES 476 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,797 RIGHT NOW. 477 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:41,599 AND I'VE CHEATED ON MY HUSBAND. 478 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,335 I'VE HAD AN AFFAIR. 479 00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:48,339 AND IT'S HURT PEOPLE I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO HURT. 480 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:51,175 I DID NOT WANT TO HURT YOU. I LIKE YOU. 481 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:54,078 I AM REALLY SORRY. 482 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,814 YOU ARE IMPORTANT TO ME. 483 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,083 YOU ARE NOT JUST ANOTHER STUDENT. 484 00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:03,554 YOU--YOU MAKE MY LIFE BETTER, 485 00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:06,524 AND MY LIFE IS VERY COMPLICATED RIGHT NOW. 486 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:10,194 THERE'S--THERE'S SOME STUFF THAT I CAN CONTROL, 487 00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:12,096 AND THEN THERE'S-- THERE'S THIS OTHER STUFF 488 00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:16,467 THAT'S--IT'S KILLING ME, SO... 489 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,571 PRAY FOR ME. 490 00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:23,908 OH, HELP ME, GOD, IF THERE IS A GOD. 491 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:26,577 AND I HOPE THAT THERE IS, BECAUSE I HAVE TO BELIEVE 492 00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:29,113 THAT THERE'S GONNA BE SOMEONE ON THE OTHER SIDE 493 00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:30,915 WHO'S GONNA LEAVE THE LIGHT ON FOR ME WHEN I GET THERE, 494 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,783 THAT SOMEONE'S GONNA BE THERE TO WELCOME ME. 495 00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:34,752 all: YES. 496 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:39,190 PRAY FOR ME, BECAUSE I HAVE MANAGED 497 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,760 TO TURN MY ONCE-AVERAGE LIFE INTO A COMPLETE FUCKING MESS. 498 00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:44,061 I'M SORRY. 499 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:45,529 I'M SORRY. 500 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,965 I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY FUCKING--OH, GOD. 501 00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:52,870 AND NOW I'VE SAID IT TWICE. 502 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:06,485 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW AT SCHOOL. 503 00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:22,800 YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT? 504 00:23:22,801 --> 00:23:24,336 PANTS. 505 00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:28,939 PANTS? 506 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:30,975 REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO SHARE CLOTHES 507 00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,376 WHEN WE WERE ROOMMATES? 508 00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:34,311 YOU MEAN, HOW YOU USED TO WEAR MY CLOTHES 509 00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:36,814 AND LIE ABOUT IT? - EXACTLY. 510 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:40,050 AND THERE WAS A PAIR OF BLACK SLACKS 511 00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:42,286 THAT HAD A TINY RED STRIPE UP THE SIDE 512 00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:43,888 THAT I JUST LOVED. - MM-HMM. 513 00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:45,723 YOU CALLED THEM YOUR DATE PANTS. 514 00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,691 EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE MINE. 515 00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:48,893 AND ONE DAY YOU PUT THEM ON, 516 00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:50,294 AND THEY DIDN'T FIT YOU RIGHT, 517 00:23:50,295 --> 00:23:52,797 AND YOU ACCUSED ME OF DOING SOMETHING TO THEM 518 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:54,331 SO THAT THEY WOULDN'T FIT YOU ANYMORE. 519 00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:57,701 YEAH. 520 00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,837 - I DID. - MM-HMM. 521 00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:01,305 I HAD THEM TAILORED TO FIT ME. 522 00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:03,007 I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. 523 00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:05,009 I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT! 524 00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:06,744 I'M A TERRIBLE FRIEND. 525 00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:10,215 YOU AREN'T A TERRIBLE FRIEND. 526 00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:14,084 I MISSED YOUR FUCKING WEDDING. 527 00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:16,921 I SCREWED UP A BUNCH TOO. 528 00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:19,723 I'M NOT COMPLETELY BLAMELESS HERE. 529 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:22,059 I'VE DONE A LOT OF CRAPPY THINGS IN MY LIFE. 530 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:25,463 I'M TRYING TO BE BETTER. 531 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:28,266 IT TAKES TWO PEOPLE TO SCREW UP A FRIENDSHIP. 532 00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:32,169 I PROMISE YOU, FROM NOW ON-- 533 00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:36,006 DO NOT PROMISE. 534 00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:39,810 JUST BE YOU. 535 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:43,747 I'VE MISSED YOU, YOU KNOW. 536 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:47,751 I'VE MISSED YOU TOO. 537 00:24:47,752 --> 00:24:50,187 AND I MISS THOSE PANTS. 538 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,591 MY ASS LOOKED FANTASTIC IN THEM. 539 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,707 - HEY. - HEY. 540 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:13,077 LOOK, UM, I JUST WANTED TO SAY 541 00:25:13,078 --> 00:25:15,713 THAT I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID 542 00:25:15,714 --> 00:25:17,081 AT THE PARTY LAST WEEK. 543 00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:18,582 I MEAN, I THINK YOU'RE COOL, 544 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:21,720 AND I JUST KIND OF WANT THINGS TO GO BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE. 545 00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:28,259 SO WE'RE GOOD? 546 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,627 WHY DON'T YOU PROVE IT? 547 00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:32,196 HOW? 548 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,797 - LICK MY LOCKER. - WHAT? 549 00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:35,432 NO. THAT IS GROSS. 550 00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:37,669 YOU AIN'T THAT SORRY THEN. 551 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:55,953 AHH. 552 00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:57,454 THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING. 553 00:25:57,455 --> 00:25:58,822 YOU NASTY LITTLE BITCH. 554 00:25:58,823 --> 00:26:00,958 OH, FUCK OFF. 555 00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:11,802 IT'S A JAR OF OLIVES. 556 00:26:11,803 --> 00:26:13,470 THE STORE DIDN'T HAVE ANY OLIVE BRANCHES, 557 00:26:13,471 --> 00:26:15,273 SO THIS WAS AS CLOSE AS I COULD GET. 558 00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:21,445 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 559 00:26:21,446 --> 00:26:23,614 ACTUALLY, I'VE WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING FOR A LONG TIME, 560 00:26:23,615 --> 00:26:25,816 BUT I GUESS I WASN'T READY. 561 00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:28,786 SO I WANT TO COME CLEAN WITH YOU. 562 00:26:28,787 --> 00:26:30,187 SORT OF A DO-OVER. 563 00:26:30,188 --> 00:26:33,157 SO IF YOU FIND MY THONG, YOU CAN JUST BRING IT 564 00:26:33,158 --> 00:26:35,694 TO THE NEXT RUGBY GAME. 565 00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:40,364 TINA. 566 00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:41,999 CATHY. 567 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,501 HI. 568 00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:48,973 CAN I HAVE A MINUTE WITH PAUL? 569 00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:51,475 YUP. SURE. I'M GONNA GO. 570 00:26:51,476 --> 00:26:54,212 I'LL SEE YOU, PAULY. 571 00:26:57,182 --> 00:26:59,750 WHAT? NO YELLING? 572 00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:01,018 NO LECTURE? 573 00:27:01,019 --> 00:27:05,489 NO JUDGMENTAL CONDEMNATION OF MY ABHORRENT BEHAVIOR? 574 00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:06,857 I FUCKED HER, CATHY. 575 00:27:06,858 --> 00:27:08,525 MULTIPLE TIMES IN FACT. 576 00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:10,260 I MEAN, WHY SHOULDN'T I? 577 00:27:10,261 --> 00:27:12,997 YOU FUCKED SOMEBODY, SO I FUCKED SOMEBODY TOO. 578 00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:15,332 AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT? 579 00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:19,270 I HAVE CANCER. 580 00:27:21,673 --> 00:27:23,841 ♪ DANCINGN THE SPIRIT ♪ 581 00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:28,145 ♪ PRAISE HIM TILL YOU FEEL IT ♪ 582 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:31,582 - ♪ WHOA ♪ - ♪ WHOA ♪ 583 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:40,958 - ♪ OHH ♪ - ♪ OHH ♪ 584 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:43,861 ♪ YOU CAUGHT ME ♪ all: ♪ DANCING IN THE SPIRIT ♪ 585 00:27:43,862 --> 00:27:45,262 ♪ DANCING ♪ 586 00:27:45,263 --> 00:27:47,164 ♪ PRAISE HIM TILL YOU FEEL IT ♪ 587 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:48,532 ♪ YOU GOT TO PRAISE HIM ♪ 588 00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:51,770 - ♪ DANCING IN THE SPIRIT ♪ - ♪ DANCING ♪ 41308

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