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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:12,911 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 2 00:00:12,912 --> 00:00:18,118 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 3 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,653 ♪ STEP OUT ♪ 4 00:00:21,654 --> 00:00:26,593 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 5 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:32,097 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 6 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:36,869 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON ♪ 7 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:42,307 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪ 8 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:47,680 ♪ CALLED LIFE? ♪ 9 00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:58,957 - IT'S A WEDDING CAKE. - YEP. 10 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:00,159 IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. 11 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,660 AND INSTEAD OF WAITING TO SEE 12 00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,328 IF ANYONE REMEMBERS TO GET ME A CAKE, 13 00:01:03,329 --> 00:01:04,997 I THOUGHT I'D GET ONE FOR MYSELF. 14 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,932 YOU KN WHAT MY FAVORITE KIND OF CAKE IS? 15 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:08,867 - WEDDING CAKE. - WELL... 16 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:11,437 IT'S WHITE CAKE WITH BUTTERCREAM FROSTING. 17 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:12,504 BUT FOR SOME REASON, 18 00:01:12,505 --> 00:01:14,740 IT ALWAYS TASTES BEST AS A WEDDING CAKE. 19 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:15,874 I'M TRYING NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE FACT 20 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:18,410 THAT SAMANTHA AND JOHN NEVER PICKED IT UP. 21 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:20,546 HERE. 22 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:23,182 SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO CELEBRATE... 23 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:25,951 BESIDES EAT 40 POUNDS OF CAKE? 24 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:29,188 I DON'T KNOW. 25 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:32,191 THIS COULD BE MY LAST BIRTHDAY. 26 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,460 THE ANXIETY OF TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO IS... 27 00:01:34,461 --> 00:01:37,030 KILLING YOU? 28 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,734 WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE TO BE OLD, MARLENE? 29 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:45,471 FEELS LIKE I'M WEARING MY SKIN LIKE A SWEATER. 30 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:51,343 I GOT THE PAINT FOR THE BACK DOOR, MARLENE. 31 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:53,579 WHY ARE YOU EATING WEDDING CAKE? 32 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:57,149 'CAUSE EITHER JOHN OR SAMANTHA GOT COLD FEET. 33 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:58,150 OH. 34 00:01:58,151 --> 00:01:59,551 ADAM, WHEN YOU PAINT THE DOOR, 35 00:01:59,552 --> 00:02:01,186 MAKE SURE THAT YOU PUT TAPE ON THE GLASS, 36 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:02,554 OR YOU'LL GET PAINT ON IT. - REALLY, MOM? 37 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:04,857 'CAUSE I WAS JUST GONNA PAINT RIGHT OVER THE WINDOWS. 38 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:06,291 AND MAKE SURE THAT YOU DON'T GET 39 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:08,327 TOO MUCH PAINT ON THE BRUSH, OR IT'LL DRIP DOWN THE DOOR 40 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:09,461 AND LOOK GOOPY. 41 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:12,165 MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST DO IT. 42 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,201 IS HE A GOOD KID, MARLENE? 43 00:02:16,202 --> 00:02:17,736 I JUST WANT HIM TO BE A GOOD KID. 44 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:18,770 HE'S FINE. 45 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:21,474 YOU'RE THE PAIN IN THE ASS. 46 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,881 HEY. 47 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:32,251 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. 48 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:33,752 I LOVE YOUR DRESS. 49 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:36,355 - THANK YOU. - OH... 50 00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:38,458 FOR YOU. 51 00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:47,266 I SAW THIS COLOR AND THOUGHT OF YOU. 52 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,835 OH, IT'S--IT'S PERFECT. 53 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,270 EVER SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE SUMMER, 54 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:54,273 I'VE JUST--I'VE BEEN SEEING COLORS MORE BRIGHTLY. 55 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:57,676 IT'S-- EVEN WHEN I'M SAD, IT'S... 56 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,545 IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING'S JUST MORE VIBRANT. 57 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,647 DO NOT BE SAD TODAY, 'CAUSE TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY. 58 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,982 I'M NOT SAD NOW. 59 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:07,052 MMM. 60 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:10,389 SO, LISTEN, I-I-I'VE DECIDED TO GO TO THE BAHAMAS 61 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:12,157 TO A FRIEND'S ART OPENING. 62 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:14,660 THERE'S A FLIGHT OUT TONIGHT, 63 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:16,895 SO I WOULD LOVE TO SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU. 64 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:19,031 HOW EXOTIC. 65 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,967 GOING TO THE BAHAMAS FOR AN ART OPENING. 66 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:24,436 YEAH, JUST FOR THE WEEKEND. 67 00:03:24,437 --> 00:03:25,804 I WANT TO GO. 68 00:03:25,805 --> 00:03:27,506 - WHA--REALLY? - YEAH. 69 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:28,574 - REALLY? - FOR MY BIRTHDAY, 70 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:29,841 THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO. 71 00:03:29,842 --> 00:03:31,310 - OH. - YEAH. 72 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:34,346 JUST--I HAVEN'T TRAVELED ENOUGH IN MY 43 YEARS. 73 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:36,315 I'M ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT VACATIONS I NEVER TAKE. 74 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:39,952 I SHOP FOR BATHING SUITS I NEVER BUY. 75 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:41,653 WILL YOU TAKE ME WITH YOU? 76 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:43,522 OF COUR--COME ON. 77 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,390 - OH. - YES! ALL RIGHT. 78 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:47,226 I'LL PICK YOU UP IN, WHAT, A COUPLE OF HOURS? 79 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,860 WE'LL GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 80 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:51,430 PACK LIGHT. 81 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:55,867 YOU... 82 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:57,536 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 83 00:03:57,537 --> 00:04:00,073 IT SUITS YOU. I LIKE IT. 84 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:19,524 all: SURPRISE! 85 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,529 ARE YOU OKAY? 86 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:25,897 OH, YEAH. 87 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:29,334 YEAH. 88 00:04:29,335 --> 00:04:32,704 YOU GOT ME. 89 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:35,073 LOOK AT ME. I'M 43. 90 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:39,177 WOW--WOW. 91 00:04:39,178 --> 00:04:42,147 WELL, THIS IS SO NICE TO SEE... 92 00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,749 EVERYBODY. 93 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:46,118 OH, SUSAN, BILL... 94 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,719 OH, MARLENE... 95 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,688 EVERYBODY HERE IN MY HOUSE. 96 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:51,623 THIS IS-- OH, THIS IS GREAT. 97 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,558 THIS IS--THIS IS... 98 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:55,494 WOW, THIS IS-- THIS IS JUST GREAT. 99 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:56,561 THANK YOU. 100 00:04:56,562 --> 00:04:58,797 AND I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TOO. 101 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:02,301 THANK YOU, CATHY, FOR BEING BORN. 102 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,170 SINCE HER BIRTHDAY IS IN JULY, 103 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:08,040 SHE'S A CANCER--A CRAB. 104 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:10,642 AND CATHY CAN BE A LITTLE CRABBY AT TIMES, 105 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:14,046 ESPECIALLY IN THE MORNING AND WHENEVER I CHEW MY FOOD. 106 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:17,849 BUT UNDERNEATH THAT SOMETIMES-HARD EXTERIOR SHELL, 107 00:05:17,850 --> 00:05:22,020 THERE'S A SOFT, WARM, INCREDIBLE PERSON 108 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:24,289 WHOM THIS BIG TAURUS BULL 109 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:27,826 HAS BEEN LUCKY TO LOVE AND WILL CONTINUE TO 110 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,429 FOR THE REST OF OUR LONG LIVES. 111 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:33,398 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY LITTLE CANCER. 112 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:38,203 WELL, AIN'T THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD. 113 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:40,672 IS THIS OKAY? 114 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:43,475 I KNOW WE HAVEN'T BEEN DOING A WHOLE LOT OF PARTYING RECENTLY, 115 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,444 AND I'M NOT SAYING IT'S GONNA FIX EVERYTHING, 116 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,813 BUT I COULDN'T IGNORE YOUR BIRTHDAY. 117 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:51,583 AND WHO DOESN'T LOVE A SURPRISE PARTY, RIGHT? 118 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:53,251 MAYBE YOU. 119 00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:55,887 BUT WE DON'T KNOW TILL YOU GET ONE. 120 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:58,290 AH, IT'S-- IT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL, PAUL. 121 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:00,525 UM, YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN THE BATHROOM. 122 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:02,527 DO YOU HAVE ANY NAPKINS I COULD USE? 123 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:05,230 OH--OH, MY GOD. 124 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:08,567 I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM SEEING YOU. 125 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:09,835 OH, MY... 126 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,638 PAUL, YOU REMEMBER I TOLD YOU HOW REBECCA AND I, 127 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:15,073 WHEN WE WERE COLLEGE ROOMMATES, WE'D-- 128 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:17,442 INSTEAD OF BUYING TOILET PAPER, WE'D-- 129 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:20,579 WE'D GO TO THE ICE CREAM STORE BELOW OUR APARTMENT 130 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:21,680 AND STEAL THE NAPKINS. 131 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:23,482 THAT'S A ROUGH WAY TO WIPE. 132 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:24,816 YEAH. 133 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,418 OH, IT'S-- IT'S BEEN FOREVER. 134 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:28,320 ARE YOU STILL IN CHICAGO? 135 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,055 - I'M STILL IN CHICAGO. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 136 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,556 WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? 137 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:32,824 SHE'S YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 138 00:06:32,825 --> 00:06:36,094 I-I-I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH I'D GOTTEN 139 00:06:36,095 --> 00:06:39,064 OUT OF THE HOURS I SPENT TALKING TO ANGELA-- 140 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,232 MY THERAPIST-- - AH. 141 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,500 AND IT MADE ME THINK ABOUT THE HOURS 142 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:43,668 THAT YOU TWO USED TO SPEND GABBING AWAY. 143 00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:45,470 SO GAB AWAY, LADIES! 144 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:46,739 HAPPBIRTHDAY. 145 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:49,374 WOW. 146 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:52,811 IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU. IT'S SURREAL. 147 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:56,848 I-I-I AM SO SORRY WE HAVEN'T BEEN IN TOUCH. 148 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:59,518 I-I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT OUR FALLING OUT WAS ABOUT. 149 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:01,386 I'M--I'M SURE IT WAS MY FAULT. 150 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:02,921 YOU DIDN'T COME TO MY WEDDING. 151 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,456 YOU MET THAT GUY 152 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,191 THREE DAYS BEFORE AND WENT CAMPING. 153 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:07,225 OH. 154 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:08,493 IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO BAD 155 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:10,028 IF YOU WEREN'T THE MAID OF HONOR. 156 00:07:10,029 --> 00:07:12,130 OH, GOD. 157 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:15,333 I'M SO SORRY. IT WAS ME. 158 00:07:15,334 --> 00:07:18,603 ME AND MEN, HUH? 159 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,305 IT'S OKAY. 160 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:23,442 IT'S--IT'S BEEN 15 YEARS. IT DOESN'T STING ANYMORE. 161 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,610 WELL, GOOD. 162 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:30,148 TELL ME EVERYTHING. 163 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:31,917 I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU 164 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,251 AND WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU. 165 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:34,719 SO WHAT IS-- WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU? 166 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,355 WHAT IS THE BIGGEST THING 167 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:42,260 HAPPENING IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW? 168 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:43,829 NOTHING. 169 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,497 WOULD YOU-- WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME 170 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:48,266 JUST FOR--JUST FOR ONE-- JUST FOR ONE MINUTE? 171 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:49,768 SURE. 172 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:52,238 YOU LOOK SO GREAT. 173 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:03,281 LENNY, HEY, IT'S CATHY. 174 00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:06,618 UM, AH, CALL ME BACK. OR--OR DON'T CALL ME BACK. 175 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:08,286 BUT I-I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD COME OVER HERE, 176 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:10,723 BECAUSE SOMETHING HAS COME-- 177 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,298 - HELLO. - LENNY! 178 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:22,000 HI. WELCOME. 179 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,703 HI. THIS IS--THIS IS LENNY. HE'S AN ARTIST. 180 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,271 AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND, PAUL. 181 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:29,307 - OH, GOOD TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU, LENNY. 182 00:08:29,308 --> 00:08:31,076 LENNY'S AN ARTIST. OH, I SAID THAT. 183 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,544 YEAH. - YEAH. 184 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:35,146 HE--HE WORKS AT THE SCHOOL, AND I ASKED HIM TO COME OVER, 185 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:37,749 UM, AND LOOK AT THE UPSTAIRS HALLWAY, 186 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,818 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT DOING A MURAL UP THERE. 187 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:41,219 I SAW IT ON-- 188 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:42,988 YOU KNOW, SOMETHING THAT I SAW ON ONE OF THOSE HOME SHOWS. 189 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:44,489 LISTEN, I'M ON MY WAY OUT OF TOWN, 190 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:46,424 AND I JUST THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT A WINDOW OF TIME. 191 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:47,659 I'LL JUST COME AND TAKE A QUICK LOOK AT IT AND-- 192 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:50,161 COME ON IN. IT'S CATHY'S BIRTHDAY. 193 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:52,030 YEAH, LOOK AT THE WALLS. 194 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,798 HAVE A SPRING ROLL. ENJOY YOURSELF. 195 00:08:53,799 --> 00:08:55,233 NO, I'LL--I'LL COME BACK ANOTHER TIME. 196 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:56,835 YOU GUYS-- - IT'S A PARTY, MAN. 197 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:58,270 - IT'S A SURPRISE PARTY. - COME ON IN. 198 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:01,307 ALL RIGHT, ONE DRINK. ONE DRINK. 199 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,783 I AM FREAKING OUT-- A LOT OF ANXIETY. 200 00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:14,753 DON'T FREAK OUT. IT'S A PARTY THROWN JUST FOR YOU. 201 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:17,355 SO HAVE A COUPLE OF DRINKS. TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS. 202 00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:19,224 ENJOY YOURSELF. - WHAT ABOUT THE BAHAMAS? 203 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,425 MM. 204 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:23,395 I WANT TO BE ON A BEACH WITHOUT MY SHIRT ON, 205 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:27,198 NO SUNSCREEN, SUNNING MYSELF WITH WILD ABANDON. 206 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:28,300 DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS 207 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:29,768 WHEN I TRY AND DO SOMETHING SPONTANEOUS? 208 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:32,103 I GET SCREWED OUT OF IT. - LISTEN... 209 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:33,939 OUR FLIGHT LEAVES LATE, OKAY? 210 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,740 SO MAYBE YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL. 211 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:36,942 THESE PEOPLE ARE OLD. 212 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:39,511 THEY DON'T PARTY LONG. 213 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:42,013 YOU MAKE SENSE. - MM-HMM. 214 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:43,815 YOU'RE A BAD IDEA 215 00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:46,217 WITH A GOOD HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS. 216 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:48,387 SEE YOU OUT THERE. 217 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:57,495 WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A RACIST. 218 00:09:57,496 --> 00:09:58,830 WHAT? 219 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:00,532 I SAW THAT LITTLE CARESS. 220 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,367 VERY LITTLE GETS PAST ME. 221 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:05,103 SO...IS THAT YOUR LOVER? 222 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:09,007 HAS THAT BLACK COCK BEEN INSIDE YOUR WHITE VAGINA? 223 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:11,876 I'M GONNA GO HAVE FUN NOW. 224 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:14,212 HEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MRS. JAMISON. 225 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:16,014 OH, THANK YOU, BRENT. 226 00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:17,682 CARE FOR AN APPETIZER? 227 00:10:17,683 --> 00:10:19,150 OH, WHAT DO WE HAVE THERE? 228 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:21,119 DAD ORDERED A BUNCH OF STUFF FROM THIS ASIAN PLACE 229 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,854 'CAUSE YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD. 230 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:25,790 THESE ARE CALLED, UM, BUKKAKE. 231 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,926 - BUKKAKE. - YEP. 232 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,628 THAT'S WHAT THEY CALLED THEM. 233 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,463 MMM. 234 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,999 - I KNOW. THEY'RE GOOD, RIGHT? - YEAH, THEY ARE. 235 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,035 AND SO ARE YOU GUYS. YOU'RE BEING VERY SWEET, ADAM. 236 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:39,170 THANK YOU. - YOU'RE SO WELCOME, MOM. 237 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:41,006 BUKKAKE, FRESH BUKKAKE. - FRESH BUKKAKE. 238 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,107 I'LL HAVE A BUKKAKE. 239 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:45,310 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETHEART. 240 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,545 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GETTING YOUNGER, 241 00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:48,713 NOT OLDER. 242 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:50,582 SO DO YOU, AUNT ALLISON. 243 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,450 OH. 244 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:53,985 AND YOU'RE SO SKINNY. 245 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:56,554 YOU COULD STILL SHOP IN THE JUNIOR'S DEPARTMENT. 246 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:58,423 EVERYTHING'S CHEAPER THERE. 247 00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:01,026 GOT THIS BABY 30 BUCKS. 248 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,560 WHAT A DEAL. 249 00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:04,429 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 250 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:05,897 I'M GONNA GO REFILL MY GLASS. 251 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:09,468 ALL RIGHT. 252 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,171 - WHO'S THAT? - OH... 253 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,939 PAUL'S AUNT. 254 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,741 WHAT'S WITH HER FACE? 255 00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:19,611 OH, I KNOW. IT'S TERRIBLE. SHE CAN'T LEAVE IT ALONE. 256 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,780 YOU HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS HERE. 257 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:23,481 IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD. 258 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:25,617 I DON'T KNOW THE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE ANYMORE. 259 00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:29,854 OH, WELL, THEY'RE NOT FRIENDS THE WAY WE WERE FRIENDS. 260 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,323 COWORKERS OF PAUL'S, 261 00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:34,392 A LOT OF PARENTS OF ADAM'S FRIENDS. 262 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,695 I MEAN, ADAM'S UNKNOWINGLY BEEN CHOOSING MY FRIENDS 263 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,829 SINCE HE WAS TWO. 264 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,597 WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT, 265 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:41,433 BUT HOW'S ABOUT THIS FOR AN OLD FRIEND? 266 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,302 I'M MAKING "WHAT THE HELL?" SHOTS. 267 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:45,904 YOU'RE STILL MAKING THOSE? 268 00:11:45,905 --> 00:11:48,039 WELL, THEY'RE DIFFERENT EVERY TIME. 269 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:51,109 I GET SO DRUNK, I FORGET WHAT I PUT IN THEM. 270 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:52,911 both: WHAT THE HELL? 271 00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:57,449 HEY, MOM, CAN I DRINK TONIGHT? 272 00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,351 NO, YOU CANNOT. 273 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:01,953 IS THAT ADAM? 274 00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:03,722 OH, MY GOD. 275 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,991 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE A TEENAGER. 276 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,493 HE'S SO HANDSOME. 277 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:09,928 YOU KNOW... 278 00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:14,032 HE LOOKS JUST AS IF YOU AND PAUL HAD A BABY. 279 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,700 WE DID. 280 00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:18,103 OH, HERE'S TO BABIES. 281 00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:20,306 both: WHAT THE HELL? 282 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:26,377 - LENNY. - HEY. 283 00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:28,346 LENNY, HELP ME OUT. 284 00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:30,081 I CANNOT DRINK WHISKEY ALONE. 285 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,751 I MEAN, I WILL IF IT'S THE LAST RESORT, 286 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,786 BUT THEN I'LL HATE MYSELF FOR IT. 287 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:36,821 THANK YOU. 288 00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:38,590 YOU GOT A NICE HOUSE HERE, PAUL. 289 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,125 - OH, YEAH, THANKS. - YEAH. 290 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,893 IT WAS A LITTLE BEAT UP WHEN WE MOVED IN, 291 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,928 BUT CATHY REALLY WHIPPED IT INTO SHAPE. 292 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,498 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I'M A CREATIVE GUY, 293 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,900 BUT I NEED A COMPUTER, YOU KNOW? 294 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:50,368 I'M VIRTUALLY CREATIVE. 295 00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,971 CATHY--TRUE ARTIST... 296 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:56,407 YOU KNOW, ALBEIT REPRESSED IF YOU ASK ME. 297 00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:58,143 - IS THAT RIGHT? - MM-HMM. 298 00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:02,614 I MEAN, SHE MAKES THESE CARDS FOR ADAM, OUR SON, 299 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,349 THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL EVERY YEAR. 300 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:07,652 SHE--SHE, LIKE, DECORATES THEM WITH PUFFY PAINT 301 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,754 AND, LIKE, DOES THESE LITTLE COLLAGES, 302 00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,422 YOU KNOW, WITH PICTURES AND STUFF. 303 00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:13,658 I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF PERSON TAKES THAT AMOUNT OF TIME 304 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:16,261 TO MAKE SOMEBODY FEEL SPECIAL, YOU KNOW? 305 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,329 YEAH. 306 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:19,798 TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, 307 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,633 WE'RE GOING THROUGH A BIT OF A... 308 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,101 ROUGH PATCH RIGHT NOW. 309 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:27,338 BUT SHE'S PROBABLY THE NICEST PERSON I EVER MET. 310 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,774 HERE'S TO CATHY. 311 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:32,544 WE SPENT AN ENTIRE SEMESTER DESIGNING TATTOOS. 312 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,446 AND SOMEHOW, IN OUR BRILLIANCE, 313 00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:36,948 WE CAME UP WITH THE IDEA 314 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:40,118 OF--OF GETTING THIS ELEGANT CURSIVE WRITING THAT SAID-- 315 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,452 "A PAIR OF FREAKS," 316 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,822 THAT WE WERE BOTH GONNA GET ON OUR ASS. 317 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,790 WELL, NOT REALLY OUR ASS. IT WAS SORT OF THE TOP-- 318 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,326 AND WE WANTED TO GO TO THE SAME TATTOO ARTIST, 319 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,961 'CAUSE WE WANTED THEM TO LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME. 320 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,796 MY GOD, I STILL--I REALLY-- I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT IT. 321 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:54,199 SO I WENT FIRST, AND WHEN HE FINISHED MINE, 322 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,368 THIS ONE STARTS CRYING AND RUNS OUT. 323 00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:58,937 WELL, IT JUST-- IT LOOKED REALLY PAINFUL. 324 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,572 AND TO THIS DAY, 325 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:04,108 EVERY TIME SOMEONE SEES IT AND SAYS, 326 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:06,578 "A PAIR OF FREAKS-- WHO'S THE OTHER FREAK?" 327 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,581 I HAVE TO SAY "THERE ISN'T ANOTHER ONE." 328 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:12,283 I AM THE WHOLE PAIR OF FREAKS. 329 00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:15,153 AND HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD SEE THAT, WOULD YOU SAY? 330 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,588 - A LOT, CATH. - MM-HMM. 331 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,956 - A LOT. - MM-HMM. 332 00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,557 A LOT OF EXPLAINING. I-- 333 00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:21,192 WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING AT YOUR WATCH? 334 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,228 YOU GOT SOMEWHERE TO GO, BESIDES MIDDLE AGE? 335 00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:24,929 NO. 336 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,632 WAIT A MINUTE. I ALMOST FORGOT. 337 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:28,967 OKAY, DON'T THINK I'M NUTS, 338 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,469 BUT WHEN I WAS PLANNING TO COME SEE YOU, 339 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,671 I GOT ALL NOSTALGIC AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 340 00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:35,840 OH, MY GOD, YOU PACK RAT. 341 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,775 OUR '80s SUNGLASSES. 342 00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:40,979 - WE, I MEAN, WORE THESE. - WE WORE THEM EVERYWHERE. 343 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,548 WE WORE THEM TO THE HEART CONCERT. 344 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,350 - WE WORE THEM EVERYWHERE. - WE THOUGHT WE LOOKED SO HOT. 345 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:46,651 AND APPARENTLY, YOU DID, 346 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,119 BECAUSE YOU MET THAT GUY AT THE CONCERT, 347 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,921 AND THEN I HAD TO GET A RIDE BACK TO THE CAMPUS 348 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,356 WITH THOSE SORORITY GIRLS. - I'M SO SORRY. 349 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:52,891 THE SORORITY GIRLS WHO I JUST RECOGNIZED 350 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,092 EVEN THOUGH I-- - I'M SO SORRY. 351 00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,126 YEAH, YOU SHOULD BE SORRY. 352 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,694 I'VE BEEN WONDERING ALL THESE YEARS. 353 00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,096 DID YOU GET HOME OKAY? - YEAH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 354 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,231 WHAT THE HELL? - WHAT THE HELL? 355 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,268 MY RAT BASTARD OF A DAD TOOK OFF ON MY MOM, 356 00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,637 LEFT HER HIGH AND DRY-- TWO KIDS TO FEED. 357 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,972 AND I HAVE NEVER TOLD ANYBODY BUT CATHY THIS-- 358 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:11,643 I HAD TO WEAR MY SISTER'S HAND-ME-DOWN PANTS TO SCHOOL. 359 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,244 OH, MAN. 360 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,113 - YEAH. SHE'S A BIG GIRL-- - OH, THAT IS CRUEL. 361 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,581 AND STILL IS, BUT I MEAN, COME ON. 362 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,616 COME ON. - THAT IS CRUEL. 363 00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:20,018 WE--WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY 364 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,753 TO BUY ME A BACKPACK FOR SCHOOL. 365 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,421 REALLY? WHAT DID YOU DO? 366 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,822 SO MY MOTHER, BLESS HER, 367 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,925 SHE SENT US TO SCHOOL WITH A SUITCASE. 368 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,693 - REALLY? - YEAH. 369 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:32,063 HAND TO GOD, ME AND MY BROTHER WERE KNOWN AS THE SUITCASE KIDS. 370 00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:34,766 OH, MAN, THAT'S HARSH. 371 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,701 YOU KNOW... 372 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,469 I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS. 373 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,471 YOU'RE JUST GONNA GO THERE? 374 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,307 - YEAH. - YEAH? 375 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,275 NO DIVERSITY IN MY WORKPLACE. 376 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,310 WHO ARE WE FUCKING KIDDING? 377 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,211 THERE'S NO DIVERSITY IN MINNESOTA. 378 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:50,148 DUDE, WHO ARE YOU TELLING? EVEN MY PARENTS ARE WHITE. 379 00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,416 - REALLY? - NO. 380 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:54,152 NO, THEY'RE NOT. THAT'S VERY GOOD. 381 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,486 KARAOKE! 382 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,689 - OH, YEAH. - UH-OH. 383 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,257 OH, YEAH. 384 00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,893 ♪ I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♪ 385 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:05,163 both: ♪ I'M PRETENDING ♪ 386 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:09,233 ♪ IT'S ALL I CAN DO ♪ 387 00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,736 ♪ MY LOVE I'M SENDING ♪ 388 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:14,072 - ♪ AIN'T MAKING IT THROUGH ♪ - ♪ AIN'T MAKING ITS WAY ♪ 389 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,341 - ♪ TO YOUR HEART ♪ - ♪ TO YOUR HEART ♪ 390 00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:23,414 both: ♪ YOU'VE BEEN HIDING ♪ 391 00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:26,651 ♪ NEVER LETTING IT SHOW ♪ 392 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,919 ♪ ALWAYS TRYIN'... ♪ 393 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,088 I HAVEN'T SEEN HER ENJOYING HERSELF SO MUCH 394 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:31,689 IN A LONG TIME. 395 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:34,058 YEAH. YEAH, SHE LOOKS REALLY HAPPY. 396 00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:35,660 both: ♪ YOU GOT IT DOWN ♪ 397 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:41,666 ♪ AND YOU'RE WELL ON YOUR WAY TO THE TOP ♪ 398 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,268 ♪ BUT THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU FORGOT ♪ 399 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:45,937 ♪ WHAT ABOUT LOVE? ♪ 400 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:50,241 ♪ DON'T YOU WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT YOU? ♪ 401 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,843 ♪ WHAT ABOUT LOVE? ♪ - LOVE. 402 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:56,114 both: ♪ DON'T LET IT SLIP AWAY ♪ 403 00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,149 ♪ WHAT ABOUT LOVE? ♪ 404 00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:02,720 ♪ I ONLY WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU ♪ 405 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:22,907 - EXCELLENT. - HEY, MOM. 406 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:25,043 NICE SINGING FOR TWO OLD LADIES. 407 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,812 OH. I'LL TAKE THAT COMPLIMENT. 408 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,147 YOU HUNGRY? 409 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:31,082 SPRING ROLLS, SHUMAI DUMPLINGS, 410 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,417 BUKKAKE. 411 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:35,219 JUST ONE MORE BUKKAKE, AND THEN YOU HAVE TO CUT ME OFF. 412 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,088 WILL DO, MOM. 413 00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:41,359 HEY, YOU WANT SOME BUKKAKE? 414 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:43,861 WHAT? 415 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:46,330 DO YOU KNOW WHAT BUKKAKE IS? 416 00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:49,067 OH, IT'S A ASIAN... 417 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,769 PUFF PASTRY SORT OF THING. 418 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:53,404 WHAT? 419 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,773 BUKKAKE IS WHERE A GROUP OF MEN 420 00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:59,043 GET TOGETHER FOR THE PURPOSES OF PLEASURING THEMSELVES 421 00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,445 ONTO A WOMAN'S FACE. 422 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:04,048 OH, MY GOD. 423 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,951 OH, MY GOD. ADAM! 424 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:09,353 BRENT, HOME. ADAM, UP TO YOUR ROOM. 425 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:10,621 WHAT? WHY? 426 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:13,591 YOU KNOW WHY. I'LL BUKKAKE YOU. 427 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,926 OH, GROSS. 428 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,728 UM, TECHNICALLY, UH, YOU CAN'T. 429 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:20,598 I MEAN IT. GO! 430 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,143 NICE RED LEATHER SHOES YOU'RE WEARING. 431 00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:33,945 TELL ME, DO YOU ENJOY THINKING ABOUT THE COW 432 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,446 THAT WAS SKINNED TO MAKE THEM, 433 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,115 OR DO YOU JUST BLOCK THAT PART OUT 434 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,483 FOR THE SAKE OF BEING FASHION-FORWARD? 435 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:39,684 FUCK YOU, MAN. 436 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,819 CURSE WORDS WERE INVENTED BY PEOPLE TOO STUPID 437 00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,554 TO THINK OF AN INTELLIGENT RESPONSE. 438 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,523 YOU SHOULD PRINT THAT ON A T-SHIRT. 439 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:48,726 YEAH, MAYBE I WILL, REBECCA. 440 00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:50,294 MAYBE I WILL. 441 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,464 OH, MY FUCKING GOD. SEAN. 442 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,833 LAST TIME I SAW YOU, 443 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,502 YOU HAD TRADED IN YOUR HIKING BOOTS 444 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,537 FOR A PAIR OF BRUNO MAGLIS AND WERE PULLING IN 445 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:00,972 A VERY HEALTHY INCOME. 446 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,740 IRONICALLY, INCOME IS ONE 447 00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,809 OF THE MOST UNHEALTHY THINGS THERE IS. 448 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,943 IT STARTS THE CYCLE. 449 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,512 OH. 450 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:08,646 SO IN OTHER WORDS, 451 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,414 YOUR SHORT STINT IN THE CARE FACILITY 452 00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:12,650 AND YOUR SUBSEQUENT STAB AT CIVILIZATION DIDN'T TAKE? 453 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,653 NOT SO MUCH. AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? 454 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,054 JUST GETTING OLD AND ANGRY, 455 00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:18,556 TRYING TO SQUEEZE INTO CLOTHES MEANT FOR A WOMAN 456 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,092 HALF YOUR AGE, BUT NOT WILLING TO CHANGE YOUR STYLE 457 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,761 UNTIL ONE OF YOUR ONE-NIGHT STANDS PAYS OFF? 458 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,062 OH, HERE'S HOPING. 459 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,233 SO WHAT LAW FIRM THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD IDEA? 460 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,402 NOT LAW FIRM, SASSY-- 461 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:32,870 PHARMACEUTICAL SALES. 462 00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:34,572 OH, YOU'RE A DRUG PUSHER? 463 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:37,275 - YOU DO KNOW ME. - YEAH. 464 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,810 YOU'RE THE REASON NINE-YEAR-OLD GIRLS ARE GETTING BOOBS. 465 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,046 AND THE REASON NINE-YEAR-OLD BOYS 466 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,781 ARE THANKING ME. 467 00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,917 YOU REALLY HAVE NO CONSCIENCE, DO YOU? 468 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:49,487 LOOK, I HAVE A JOB THAT IS QUESTIONABLE 469 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:52,190 AT BEST, BUT THEY PAY ME VERY WELL. 470 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,025 AND SINCE I HAVE NO HUSBAND 471 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,127 AND NO CHILDREN TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR, 472 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,462 I PAY FOR MY FATHER'S NURSING HOME CARE, 473 00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:01,265 AND I DONATE 20% OF MY INCOME TO CHARITY. 474 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:04,101 MY DIME COULD BE THE LAST DIME NEEDED 475 00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:05,203 TO HELP CURE CANCER. 476 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,004 I'D STILL ARGUE YOU'RE AS BAD 477 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,140 AS YOU ARE GOOD. 478 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,008 OH. 479 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:14,846 I'D ARGUE THAT TOO. 480 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,830 IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE HAVING A PRETTY GOOD TIME EARLIER. 481 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:34,599 YEAH. AND I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 482 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,133 I CAN HAVE IT ALL. 483 00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:37,335 SO WE'RE GONNA DO THE CAKE, 484 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,170 AND THEN I'M GONNA SHOO EVERYBODY AWAY, 485 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:42,039 AND THEN I'M GONNA SEND ADAM OVER TO PAUL'S. 486 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,507 I FEEL LIKE I'M IN COLLEGE, 487 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:48,312 WHEN I DIDN'T WORRY ABOUT CONSEQUENCES. 488 00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:50,281 CATHY, I'M GONNA GO. 489 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:52,416 NOW? 490 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,952 YOU WANT ME TO MEET YOU AT THE AIRPORT? 491 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:57,054 I LIKE PAUL. 492 00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:58,789 - HE'S VERY LIKABLE. - YEAH. 493 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,491 HE'S FUNNY, CHARMING. 494 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,193 IF YOU TAKE PAUL TO THE BAHAMAS, 495 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,527 I'M GONNA BE VERY JEALOUS. 496 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,432 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MARRIAGE. 497 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,434 I ALMOST KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YOURS-- 498 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,869 WHAT WENT WRONG OR WHY, 499 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:13,838 BUT YOU MUST HAVE SEEN SOMETHING IN HIM ONCE. 500 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,206 YEAH. 501 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,008 HE MADE ME LAUGH. 502 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,643 HE WAS A GREAT DANCER. 503 00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:20,611 AND HE THREW A GREAT PARTY FOR YOU. 504 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,879 YEAH. 505 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,582 HE WAS--HE WAS BRAGGING ABOUT THE CAKE 506 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:25,850 THAT HE GOT FOR ME-- 507 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:28,085 CHOCOLATE WITH RASPBERRY FILLING. 508 00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,553 MY FAVORITE, HE SAID. 509 00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:31,689 - IT'S THOUGHTFUL. - YEAH. 510 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,724 EXCEPT IT'S HIS FAVORITE. 511 00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:36,994 NOW, IS THAT BECAUSE 512 00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:40,364 I NEVER SAID OUT LOUD WHAT MY FAVORITE CAKE WAS, 513 00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:44,735 OR BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LISTEN WHEN I SAID IT? 514 00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:47,305 I DON'T KNOW, LENNY. 515 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,707 I DON'T KNOW. - I DON'T KNOW EITHER. 516 00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:51,008 LOOK... 517 00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:53,844 I'M NOT BIG ON GIVING PEOPLE ADVICE, 518 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:56,681 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT BUTTS UP AGAINST MY OWN HAPPINESS, 519 00:21:56,682 --> 00:22:00,117 BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD SPEND A LITTLE TIME 520 00:22:00,118 --> 00:22:03,087 MAKING SURE THAT I'M YOUR BEST MOVE. 521 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,589 AND IF YOU DECIDE THAT I AM, 522 00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:08,226 YOU CALL ME. 523 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:34,852 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. 524 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:37,888 AND... THANK YOU, PAUL. 525 00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:41,992 I MEAN, I-I DIDN'T KNOW IT, BUT I REALLY NEEDED THIS. 526 00:22:41,993 --> 00:22:45,930 AND YOU HAVE MADE ME VERY HAPPY TODAY, 527 00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:48,499 WHICH IS A REALLY BIG DEAL, 528 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:50,134 BECAUSE I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 529 00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:51,535 I--I'VE-- 530 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:55,072 YOU KNOW, I'VE JUST REALIZED I HAVEN'T BEEN HAPPY-- 531 00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:59,009 I MEAN, REALLY... 532 00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:03,647 REALLY TRULY HAPPY IN A LONG TIME, IN YEARS, 533 00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:04,949 I MEAN, IN, LIKE, 20 YEARS, 534 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:07,017 BECAUSE I REMEMBER, I WAS HAPPY. 535 00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:09,620 I WAS HAPPY WHEN REBECCA AND I-- 536 00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:11,288 WHEN WE-- 537 00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:13,190 WE BROKE INTO THAT ICE CREAM STORE 538 00:23:13,191 --> 00:23:15,593 IN COLLEGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, 539 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,928 AND WE--WE TOOK PICTURES OF EACH OTHER 540 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:19,397 IN OUR BRAS EATING ICE CREAM. 541 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,965 I DON'T KNOW-- WHAT IS IT ABOUT COLLEGE 542 00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:23,934 THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF ALL THE TIME? 543 00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:26,537 SO EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY SHIRT-- 544 00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,873 I MEAN, MY--MY DRESS, ON, 545 00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:31,842 UM... 546 00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:35,880 I'M AS HAPPY NOW AS I WAS THEN. 547 00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:37,481 SO THANK YOU. 548 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:40,217 - AW. - THANK YOU. 549 00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:46,991 I DON'T EVEN CARE, DUDE. IT WAS WORTH IT. 550 00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:49,026 WE HAD, LIKE, EVERYONE SAYING IT. 551 00:23:49,027 --> 00:23:51,662 I MEAN, THEY'RE STILL EATING IT. 552 00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,497 "OH, BUKKAKE, YUM, YUM." 553 00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:03,742 WAIT. CAN I CALL YOU BACK? 554 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,085 MARLENE? 555 00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:17,655 MARLENE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 556 00:24:17,656 --> 00:24:20,191 I'M LOOKING FOR MY DAMN HOUSE. 557 00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,792 I THINK ONE OF THOSE BIG TRUCKS 558 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,727 MUST HAVE PICKED UP THE WHOLE DAMN HOUSE 559 00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:27,364 AND DROVE OFF WITH IT. 560 00:24:27,365 --> 00:24:28,933 COME ON. 561 00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:31,869 OH, BILL, SUSAN... 562 00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:33,304 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 563 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,372 HERE, HAVE A GIFT. NO, TAKE IT. 564 00:24:35,373 --> 00:24:38,342 IT'S ALL YOURS. ENJOY. 565 00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:39,977 OH, AUNT ALLISON. 566 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:43,247 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 567 00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:44,682 GOOD-BYE, SWEETHEART. 568 00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:46,817 I'D SAY A GREAT TIME WAS HAD BY ALL. 569 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:51,188 IT'S A PRIVILEGE TO GROW OLD. 570 00:24:51,189 --> 00:24:53,224 HERE... 571 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:56,027 THANKS FOR COMING. 572 00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:10,174 ADAM. 573 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,442 MOM, I KNOW I'M GROUNDED. 574 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:13,043 IT'S JUST-- I'M GONNA WALK MARLENE HOME. 575 00:25:13,044 --> 00:25:14,311 OH. 576 00:25:14,312 --> 00:25:17,548 OH, WELL, THAT'S NICE. OKAY. 577 00:25:17,549 --> 00:25:19,583 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM. LOVE YOU. 578 00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:22,520 THANK YOU, ADAM. 579 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,956 YOU'RE A GOOD KID. 580 00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:41,338 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HAPPY FOR 20 YEARS? 581 00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:43,741 OH, I... 582 00:25:43,742 --> 00:25:45,643 NO, I WAS EXAGGERATING. 583 00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:47,144 HMM. 584 00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:48,679 IS THAT WHAT I SAID? 585 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,681 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID. 586 00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:52,917 THAT'S BASICALLY THE ENTIRE TIME YOU'VE KNOWN ME. 587 00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:55,219 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT TAKE THAT PERSONALLY. 588 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,221 I MEAN, IF THERE'S A STRAW FOR ME TO GRASP AT, 589 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,789 I'LL GRASP AT IT. 590 00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:01,358 HELL, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS. 591 00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:04,161 PAUL, HOW MUCH HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? 592 00:26:04,162 --> 00:26:06,096 NOT ENOUGH. 593 00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:07,965 WHEN YOU KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE 594 00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:10,134 FOR PISSING ON THE LAWN, I NEVER SHOULD HAVE SOBERED UP. 595 00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:12,570 I DEFINITELY SHOULD'VE NEVER LEFT MY HOUSE. 596 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,205 THIS IS MY HOUSE, BY THE WAY. 597 00:26:15,206 --> 00:26:18,008 IT'S MY FUCKING HOUSE. 598 00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:19,810 I THOUGHT IT WAS OUR HOUSE. 599 00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:21,111 I THOUGHT IT WAS OUR DREAM HOUSE, 600 00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:22,880 BUT I GUESS I'M THE ONLY ONE DREAMING, 601 00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:24,615 BECAUSE IT'S ALL A BIG FUCKING NIGHTMARE FOR YOU. 602 00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:27,484 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SHOULD'VE MOVED OUT! 603 00:26:27,485 --> 00:26:30,654 'CAUSE THIS IS MY HOUSE. THIS IS MY FUCKIN' FAN. 604 00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:32,590 ♪ IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT ♪ 605 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,024 ♪ CLAP YOUR HANDS ♪ 606 00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:35,559 NOT YOU CATHY. YOU DON'T CLAP. 607 00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:36,727 - PAUL... - YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? 608 00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:39,330 THIS IS MY FORK, AND I MISS MY FORK. 609 00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:40,864 HELLO, FORK, HOW YOU DOING? 610 00:26:40,865 --> 00:26:42,199 OH, LOOK, IT'S MY BALLOONS. 611 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,335 MY FORK, MEET MY BALLOONS. 612 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:45,970 HOW YOU DOING? NICE TO SEE YOU. 613 00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:48,038 WHAT'S UP? MERRY CHRISTMAS. 614 00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:49,840 NICE TO MEET YOU. FUCK YOU. 615 00:26:49,841 --> 00:26:53,344 KISS MY ASS. SUCK MY DICK. FUCK YOU. 616 00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:02,920 REBECCA. 617 00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:05,255 OH, MY GOD. CATHY. 618 00:27:05,256 --> 00:27:06,490 I-- 619 00:27:06,491 --> 00:27:09,493 IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME TO DO LAUNDRY, SIS. 620 00:27:09,494 --> 00:27:10,928 I-- 621 00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:12,830 I'M SO SORRY. 622 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:31,315 IT'S ME. I'M COMING WITH YOU. 623 00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:39,323 ♪ MAN, I FEEL DIFFERENT NOW ♪ 624 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:42,292 ♪ YOU PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN TELL ♪ 625 00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:44,461 ♪ WHAT'S GOT ME MOVING ♪ 626 00:27:44,462 --> 00:27:47,631 ♪ AIN'T THE SAME THING AS YEARS BEFORE ♪ 627 00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:49,299 ♪ I HAD THE BIG DREAM ♪ 628 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:52,636 ♪ AND NOW IT'S EASY TO FIGURE OUT ♪ 629 00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:53,971 ♪ IT'S TOO LATE NOW ♪ 630 00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:56,640 ♪ I DONE MESSED AROUND TOO LONG ♪ 631 00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:59,309 ♪ TO TURN BACK WHAT I STARTED ♪ 632 00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:02,546 ♪ BETTER FINISH IT BEFORE I'M BROKENHEARTED ♪ 633 00:28:02,547 --> 00:28:03,915 ♪ BUT HEY DON'T GET ME WRONG ♪ 44450

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