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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:12,945 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 2 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:18,151 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 3 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:21,687 ♪ STEP OUT 4 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:26,626 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 5 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:32,097 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 6 00:00:32,098 --> 00:00:36,902 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪ 7 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:42,341 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪ 8 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:47,714 ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪ 9 00:01:19,512 --> 00:01:21,080 OH, I'M SORRY... 10 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,448 I THINK I WAS NEXT IN LINE. 11 00:01:22,449 --> 00:01:23,849 I DIDN'T SEE YOU. 12 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:25,284 THAT'S--THAT'S WEIRD. 13 00:01:25,285 --> 00:01:26,985 I WAS STANDING RIGHT HERE. 14 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:28,353 LISTEN, I'M A LITTLE PRESSED FOR TIME, 15 00:01:28,354 --> 00:01:30,389 DO YOU MIND IF I JUST PAY FOR MY STUFF REAL QUICK 16 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:31,890 AND BE ON MY WAY? 17 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:33,960 THANKS. 18 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:40,432 HEY. 19 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,733 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 20 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:43,936 SORRY, I'M A LITTLE PRESSED FOR TIME TOO. 21 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,204 I HAVE CANCER. 22 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:47,306 SO WOULD YOU MIND GETTING YOUR SHIT OFF THE COUNTER 23 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:50,042 SO I CAN BUY MY IRISES AND PLANT THEM BEFORE I DIE? 24 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,277 THANKS. 25 00:02:00,186 --> 00:02:02,121 ADAM! 26 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,289 COME HELP UNLOAD THE CAR! 27 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,398 HELLO, WOULD YOU PLEASE COME-- 28 00:02:13,399 --> 00:02:15,300 JESUS. MOM, GET OUT! 29 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,102 GET OUT! 30 00:02:17,103 --> 00:02:18,437 GO AWAY, GET OUT! - I'M SORRY. 31 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:20,340 JESUS, MOM! 32 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,950 I COULD PRETEND THAT I DIDN'T SEE WHAT I JUST SAW, 33 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:33,352 BUT I'M NOT GOING TO. 34 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,220 YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY, 35 00:02:35,221 --> 00:02:36,889 AND I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT. 36 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,357 - WHAT? - I KNOW YOU'RE GOING THROUGH 37 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:39,491 A LOT OF CHANGES RIGHT NOW. 38 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:40,893 YOU MUST HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS. 39 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,394 - NO, I DON'T! - COME ON. 40 00:02:42,395 --> 00:02:44,997 THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU TO BE EMBARRASSED ABOUT. 41 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:48,734 AND I MAY BE YOUR MOTHER, BUT I'M NOT A TOTAL PRUDE. 42 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:51,136 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 43 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:52,905 OPENING THE LINES OF COMMUNICATION. 44 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:03,849 WELL, THEY CERTAINLY DIDN'T WASTE ANY TIME THERE, DID THEY? 45 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,987 USUALLY, A WOMAN LIKES A LITTLE TENDERNESS 46 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:12,324 BEFORE REACHING THIS POINT. 47 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,193 OKAY, THESE ARE FAKE. 48 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,962 BREASTS THIS SHAPE AND SIZE DO NOT EXIST IN THE REAL WORLD. 49 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:19,031 - OH, GOD! - NO, AND I HOPE 50 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,466 THAT YOU REALIZE, I MEAN, THE ONLY REASON 51 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:23,068 THAT SHE IS MOANING RIGHT NOW 52 00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:24,736 IS BECAUSE SHE'S GETTING PAID TO. 53 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:27,673 BECAUSE BELIEVE YOU ME, 54 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:30,742 NO WOMAN LIKES TO HAVE THREE MEN HIT HER IN THE FACE 55 00:03:30,743 --> 00:03:32,544 WITH THEIR EJACULATING PENISES. 56 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,012 OKAY, MOM, PLEASE! 57 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:35,681 CAN YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE NOW? 58 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:36,915 - WELL, NO-- - THANK YOU. 59 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:38,383 APPARENTLY I CAN'T. 60 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,118 BECAUSE IF I DO, YOU'RE GONNA SIT IN THIS ROOM 61 00:03:40,119 --> 00:03:41,587 AND YOU'RE GONNA WATCH PORN ALL DAY, 62 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,555 AND THAT JUST ISN'T APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN. 63 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,891 MOM, I'M NOT A FUCKING CHILD! 64 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:47,025 DO NOT SAY "FUCKING"! 65 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:49,796 JESUS! 66 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:57,869 EXCUSE ME. 67 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:01,373 EXCUSE ME. 68 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:03,575 SORRY I'M LATE, I GOT STUCK AT WORK. 69 00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:07,713 DOING WHAT? SWABBING THE DECK? 70 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:10,015 NICE. MOCK MY PAIN. 71 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:11,683 THIS EYE PATCH HAPPENS TO BE COVERING UP 72 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:13,752 A VERY MANLY SPORTS INJURY. 73 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,321 I TOLD YOU YOU WERE GOING TO GET HURT PLAYING RUGBY. 74 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:17,389 REALLY? 75 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,992 WELL, THANK YOU, CLAIR...VOYANT. 76 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,860 CAN I GET A COUPLE WATERS, PLEASE? 77 00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:24,796 THANK YOU. - A-MAZING. 78 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:26,498 I'VE TRIED TO GET THAT GUY'S ATTENTION, 79 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:28,900 LIKE, THREE TIMES BEFORE AND HE IGNORES ME. 80 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:31,270 AND THERE WAS THIS WOMAN EARLIER TODAY 81 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,904 WHO BUTTED IN FRONT OF ME IN LINE. 82 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:34,640 WHAT AM I? AM I INVISIBLE OR SOMETHING? 83 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:38,010 I THINK I'M GONNA GET THE PULLED PORK POSOLE. 84 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:40,912 SO WHAT WAS IT THAT YOU SO DESPERATELY NEEDED 85 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:42,080 TO TALK TO ME ABOUT? 86 00:04:42,081 --> 00:04:45,350 I CAUGHT ADAM WATCHING PORN. 87 00:04:45,351 --> 00:04:46,952 WHAT DID YOU DO? 88 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,420 I TALKED TO HIM. 89 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:50,489 OH. TERRIBLE MOVE. 90 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,557 I KNOW, IT SUCKED. 91 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:55,560 LIKE, THE GIRL IN THE VIDEO, ON MULTIPLE PENISES. 92 00:04:55,561 --> 00:05:00,332 AND ADAM DID NOT APPRECIATE MY INFORMATIVE COMMENTARY. 93 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,501 DID YOU JUST SAY THAT YOU WATCHED PORN WITH OUR SON? 94 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:04,536 OH, MY GOD. 95 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:07,005 YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY SCARRED HIM FOR LIFE. 96 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:08,740 I KNOW, I KNOW. IT'S NOT FUNNY. 97 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:10,942 BUT I--SERIOUSLY, I THINK HE MIGHT BE 98 00:05:10,943 --> 00:05:12,511 A LITTLE OBSESSED, OR SOMETHING. 99 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:15,213 YOU SHOULD SEE THE RECENT HISTORY ON HIS COMPUTER. 100 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:18,717 THERE WERE HUNDREDS OF PORN SITES LISTED. 101 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,686 NO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE FOUND THEM ALL. 102 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,220 IT'S NOT THAT HARD, HONEY. 103 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:23,689 YOU JUST GOTTA GOOGLE, 104 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,824 YOU KNOW, THE WORD "SEX," OR-- 105 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:27,759 OH, MY GOD! 106 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,162 NO, YOU DON'T THINK THAT ADAM IS HAVING SEX, DO YOU? 107 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,164 - NO. - HE'S 14. 108 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,932 HE'S NOT HAVING SEX. 109 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:36,101 I THINK THE LARGER ISSUE HERE 110 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:38,737 IS THAT YOU WATCHED PORN WITH OUR SON 111 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:40,439 WHEN YOU NEVER WOULD WITH ME. 112 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:44,209 OH, WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR NOT BEING A FAN 113 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:47,713 OF THE GENRE THAT OBJECTIFIES AND DEGRADES WOMEN. 114 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:49,314 DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT SOME WOMEN 115 00:05:49,315 --> 00:05:53,318 MIGHT ENJOY OCCASIONALLY BEING SEEN AS SEXUAL OBJECTS? 116 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:55,287 THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT MALE LOGIC. 117 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:57,255 OF COURSE YOU'D SAY THAT, BECAUSE THE IDEA 118 00:05:57,256 --> 00:05:58,990 THAT SOMEBODY WOULD ACTUALLY INVITE THAT KIND OF ATTENTION 119 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:00,025 IS COMPLETELY FOREIGN TO YOU. 120 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,260 AND I NEED TO HONOR THAT. 121 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:04,363 I NEED TO HONOR THAT, AND I DO. 122 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,298 IT'S NOT IN YOUR NATURE TO BE 123 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,566 IN THE CENTER OF ANYTHING. 124 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:08,800 YOU'RE MORE OF A NURTURING, 125 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:10,869 BEHIND-THE-SCENES TYPE OF PERSON. 126 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:15,040 AND I SUPPORT THE TEXTURE OF YOUR FEELINGS. 127 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,676 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 128 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:19,845 LOOK, ANGELA MAY HAVE BAD BREATH, 129 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:23,348 BUT SHE DOES SAY SOME VERY ASTUTE THINGS. 130 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:25,584 AND SHE THINKS THAT THE REASON THAT 131 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:27,319 WE'RE DRAWN TO EACH OTHER AS A COUPLE 132 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,155 IS BECAUSE WE'RE SUCH OPPOSITES IN THAT WAY. 133 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,357 YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO STAND OUT, 134 00:06:32,358 --> 00:06:33,725 YOU LIKE TO BLEND IN. - ALL RIGHT, 135 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,794 YOUR THERAPIST IS REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. 136 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:37,295 COME ON, CATHY. YOU WON'T EVEN WEAR SKIRTS 137 00:06:37,296 --> 00:06:38,830 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE LOOKING AT YOUR LEGS. 138 00:06:38,831 --> 00:06:41,600 ANGELA SAYS THAT IN THE BEST RELATIONSHIPS, 139 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:44,169 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE PERSON IN THE SPOTLIGHT 140 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:45,570 AT ANY GIVEN TIME. 141 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:48,874 THAT'S WHY WE WORK SO WELL TOGETHER. 142 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,977 BUT WE DON'T WORK WELL TOGETHER. 143 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,547 THAT'S WHY WE'RE LIVING APART. 144 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,226 JESUS! 145 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:10,095 SEAN! 146 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,097 YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. 147 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,999 GOD, AND WHAT DIED INSIDE OF YOU? 148 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,067 YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE ABOUT TO TONGUE THAT FLOWER. 149 00:07:16,068 --> 00:07:19,137 I WAS JUST ADMIRING IT. ISN'T IT STUNNING? 150 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:20,705 LIKE IT WAS DESIGNED BY NATURE 151 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:22,007 JUST TO BE LOOKED AT. 152 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:24,075 NO, IT WAS DESIGNED TO ATTRACT BEES. 153 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:26,278 UNTIL WE KILLED ALL THE BEES WITH ALL OUR PESTICIDES 154 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,780 AND OUR CHEMICALLY TREATED FERTILIZERS. 155 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,983 WHY ARE YOU HERE, SEAN? 156 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:34,252 THE BUILDING I SQUAT IN IS ABOUT TO BE DEMOLISHED. 157 00:07:34,253 --> 00:07:36,188 AND THE CITY PRICKS WON'T LET ME IN THEIR OFFICE 158 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,856 TO REASON WITH THEM, BECAUSE THEY THINK 159 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:39,291 I'M SOME CRAZY, HOMELESS FREAK-O. 160 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,759 SOUNDS ACCURATE. 161 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:44,029 ANYWAY, I LOOKED INTO THEIR RIDICULOUSLY FLAWED BUDGET PLAN, 162 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:46,231 AND I FOUND SOME INFO THAT COULD SAVE THE BUILDING. 163 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:49,067 SO HERE, BE A DEAR AND MAKE ME THREE COPIES OF THESE. 164 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:52,604 WOW. 165 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:54,105 HUH. 166 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:56,408 THOSE ONE AND A HALF YEARS OF BUSINESS SCHOOL 167 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,944 ARE FINALLY PAYING OFF. - I KNOW. 168 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:01,179 DAD WOULD BE SO PROUD. 169 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:02,647 I FIGURE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS GO IN THERE 170 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,149 DRESSED LIKE A YUPPIE DOUCHE BAG, 171 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,417 AND THEY'LL HEAR ME OUT. 172 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,686 AND SINCE THE ONLY YUPPIE DOUCHE BAG I KNOW IS PAUL, 173 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:08,987 CAN I BORROW ONE OF HIS SUITS? 174 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,622 I DOUBT PAUL WOULD APPRECIATE ME 175 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:13,625 LENDING YOU ANY OF HIS THINGS. 176 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:15,660 LUCKY FOR YOU, I DON'T CARE WHAT HE THINKS RIGHT NOW. 177 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,028 SO HAVE AT IT. 178 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:19,464 - WHAT'S UP, UNCLE SEAN? - HEY, MAN, WHAT'S UP? 179 00:08:19,465 --> 00:08:21,567 - NOT MUCH. - HI, HONEY. 180 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:25,670 OOH. SHUT DOWN. 181 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:27,973 THAT KID REALLY DOESN'T LIKE YOU, DOES HE? 182 00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:29,809 SHUT UP, SEAN. 183 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,250 CAN I COME IN? 184 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,951 LIKE I HAVE A CHOICE? 185 00:08:39,952 --> 00:08:44,222 I AM SORRY FOR THE WAY I ACTED YESTERDAY. 186 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:46,925 I SCREWED UP. AND YOU'RE RIGHT. 187 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:48,326 YOU'RE NOT A CHILD ANYMORE, 188 00:08:48,327 --> 00:08:50,228 AND I NEED TO STOP TREATING YOU LIKE ONE. 189 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:52,664 SO...I WANT TO GIVE YOU THESE. 190 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:55,567 JESUS, MOM. I'M NOT DOING THAT. 191 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,502 - YOU'RE NOT? - NO. 192 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:59,604 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO WEIRD? 193 00:08:59,605 --> 00:09:02,474 SORRY, I DON'T MEAN TO MAKE THINGS WEIRD. 194 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,509 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE OKAY. 195 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:05,877 AND EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT DOING, 196 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,079 YOU KNOW, THIS RIGHT NOW-- 197 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,348 WHICH IS REALLY, REALLY AWESOME 198 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,651 AND INCREDIBLY SMART OF YOU-- 199 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:16,688 LOOK, I KNOW IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME 200 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:19,024 BEFORE GIRLS START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU. 201 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:22,928 AND I GUESS I GET WORRIED, BECAUSE... 202 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:27,832 I-I MAY NOT BE AROUND TO MEET ALL OF THEM. 203 00:09:27,833 --> 00:09:30,769 WELL, THANK GOD. 204 00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,837 LISTEN, I KNOW I'M NOT YOUR FIRST CHOICE 205 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:34,439 TO TALK TO ABOUT GIRL STUFF. 206 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,542 BUT IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING, 207 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,678 YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS COME TO ME, RIGHT? 208 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,846 YES, DEAR. 209 00:09:41,847 --> 00:09:43,582 GOOD. 210 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,051 BUT CAN I JUST TELL YOU WHEN YOU DO START DATING, 211 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:47,319 YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT WOMEN 212 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,954 DON'T CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THE SEX STUFF. 213 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:50,422 I MEAN, THEY CARE. 214 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,825 I MEAN...IT'S--IT FEELS GOOD AND EVERYTHING. 215 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:56,027 AND IT'S DEFINITELY AN IMPORTANT PART 216 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:57,162 OF ANY HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP, 217 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,065 ESPECIALLY THE FOREPLAY. 218 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:02,701 OKAY, MOM...YOU'RE MAKING THI- I'M SORRY.AIN. 219 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:07,339 I JUST MEAN THAT SEX ISN'T AS IMPORTANT TO US GALS 220 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:09,874 AS OTHER THINGS. 221 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:14,579 LIKE YOU NOTICING US. 222 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:17,015 YOU MAKING US FEEL SPECIAL. 223 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:19,818 BECAUSE THE THING IS... 224 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:23,021 WOMEN LIKE ATTENTION. 225 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:24,723 EVEN IF THEY ACT LIKE THEY DON'T. 226 00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:26,958 EVEN IF THEY SAY THEY DON'T WANT YOU 227 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,426 TO MAKE A BIG FUSS ABOUT 228 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:30,261 VALENTINE'S DAY OR THEIR BIRTHDAY. 229 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:35,900 DEEP DOWN, THEY REALLY WISH YOU WOULD. 230 00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:38,903 OH, AND IF YOU'RE EVER OUT ON A FIRST DATE, 231 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:42,941 AND YOU FIND THAT IT'S GOING, YOU KNOW, THERE, 232 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:45,910 AND IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU COULD TOTALLY SCORE WITH HER, 233 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:48,113 OR WHATEVER YOU GUYS CALL IT NOW, 234 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,348 JUST SLOW DOWN. 235 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:51,683 BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT, 236 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,251 A WOMAN ALWAYS WANTS TO FEEL LIKE 237 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:55,553 SHE'S WORTH WAITING FOR. 238 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,422 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - NOT REALLY. 239 00:10:57,423 --> 00:11:00,892 BUT CAN THIS CONVERSATION PLEASE BE OVER NOW? 240 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,894 YES, IT CAN BE OVER. 241 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,230 SWEET. 242 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:15,707 ♪ COME ON, BABY, WHY DON'T YOU SNEAK ON IN ♪ 243 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:20,311 MM-MM ♪ SEE, OOH ♪ 244 00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:23,248 SO CAN THE MAN SING, OR CAN HE SING? 245 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,283 - HE'S ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT? 246 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:28,153 THAT IS JOE KING YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, YOUNG LADY. 247 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,689 THAT'S HIS NAME? JOE KING? 248 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,891 PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JO-KING. 249 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,359 WELL, YOU CAN LAUGH ALL YOU WANT, 250 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,327 BUT THE MAN IS A LEGEND. 251 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:38,063 AND I SEE YOU GETTING YOUR LITTLE GROOVE ON 252 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:41,199 OVER THERE AS WELL. - WAS NOT. 253 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,435 BUT I WAS WATCHING YOU SHAKE YOUR THING. 254 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,004 YOU GOT A MIGHTY FINE ASS ON YOU, PAINTER MAN. 255 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:48,740 HEY. NOW THAT-- 256 00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:50,108 YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING TO A MAN 257 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,776 THREE TIMES YOUR AGE LIKE THAT. 258 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,445 OKAY? IT'S NOT VERY NICE. 259 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,114 WHO SAYS I'M NICE? 260 00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,582 ANDREA. 261 00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,720 IN CLASS. NOW, PLEASE. 262 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:10,462 IT'S REALLY CORNY. 263 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,064 YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T DESIGN IT. 264 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,933 BUT I DO LIKE WHAT IT HAS TO SAY. 265 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,936 IT'S POSITIVE. 266 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,671 YEAH, REAL POSITIVE. 267 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:23,708 AND THEN ALL THOSE DREAMS GET CRUSHED BY REALITY. 268 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:27,345 LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU. 269 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:30,583 LOOKED LIKE YOU GOT YOUR HANDS FULL. 270 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,452 NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE. 271 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,848 HEY, SCUMBAG! 272 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,517 JESUS. 273 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,919 PUT BACK WHATEVER YOU'RE STEALING FROM THIS HOUSE 274 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,554 OR LOSE AN ARM, YOUR CHOICE. 275 00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,689 WHOA, WHOA. I'M NOT STEALING ANYTHING. 276 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,325 TRUST ME, THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS HOUSE I WANT. 277 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:15,727 BOLOGNA. 278 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,362 YOU WERE GONNA TAKE THAT BAG. 279 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:20,465 AND I SAW YOU THROW ANOTHER ONE ON YOUR CRAP HEAP OUT THERE. 280 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,334 I'M JUST COLLECTING MY SISTER'S RECYCLING. 281 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:29,140 I SWEAR. SEE? 282 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,009 CATHY'S YOUR SISTER? 283 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,378 - SADLY. - PROVE IT. 284 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:36,214 WELL, I DESTROYED ALL FORMS OF PERSONAL I.D. 285 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,616 SO AS TO AVOID BIG BROTHER TRACKING MY EVERY MOVE, 286 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:40,885 BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT MY SISTER 287 00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:42,854 HAS NEVER MET A PAIR OF KHAKIS SHE DIDN'T LIKE, 288 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,255 SHE SNEAKS CIGARETTES 289 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,057 WHEN SHE DOESN'T THINK ANYBODY'S LOOKING, 290 00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:49,093 AND SHE CAN BE A REAL SARCASTIC BITCH IN THE MORNING. 291 00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:51,029 AND PRETTY MUCH THE REST OF THE DAY TOO. 292 00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,330 CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. 293 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:55,400 SO WHAT ARE YOU, HOMELESS OR SOMETHING? 294 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:56,801 NO. NO. 295 00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:59,103 I CHOOSE TO LIVE OFF THE LAND. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. 296 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,638 UH-HUH. 297 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:02,473 WHAT'S WITH THE FAT SUIT? 298 00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:04,642 DOES IT REALLY LOOK THAT BAD? 299 00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:08,347 TAKE OFF THAT JACKET AND TURN AROUND. 300 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:24,829 THAT'LL WORK. 301 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,633 COME OVER TO MY PLACE. 302 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,735 OKAY. 303 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:33,838 I AM GUARANTEEING AN AUTOMATIC "A" 304 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,673 TO ANYONE WHO READS THIS PAMPHLET 305 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,475 AND THEN WRITES ME AN ESSAY EXPLAINING 306 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,978 WHY TEENAGE PREGNANCY IS A CRAPPY IDEA. 307 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,946 BUT WHAT DOES THIS ASSIGNMENT 308 00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:43,848 HAVE TO DO WITH AMERICAN HISTORY? 309 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:45,483 I DON'T KNOW, KRISTIN. 310 00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:48,354 TAKE THE STICK OUT, I'D SAID YOU'D GET AN "A". 311 00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:01,065 HEY. 312 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,134 DOES THAT CRACK BOTHER YOU? 313 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:05,036 'CAUSE I CAN FIX IT IF YOU WANT. 314 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,372 UM... 315 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,073 UH, YEAH. - YEAH? 316 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,308 - THAT WOULD BE GREAT. - YEAH. 317 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,910 I'LL ADD IT TO MY LIST. 318 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,378 MM. - DO THAT. 319 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:16,347 OKAY. NICE SKIRT, BY THE WAY. 320 00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:18,249 YEAH, SUITS YOU. 321 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,152 OH, THANK YOU. 322 00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:16,975 OOH, YEAH! 323 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,677 YOU LIKE MY SWEET SHAVED PUSSY, DON'T YOU? 324 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:22,180 - OH, YEAH. - LICK IT, BABY. 325 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:26,050 OH! OH, JUST LIKE THAT. YEAH! 326 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,885 OOH! - OH, YEAH! 327 00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:29,253 SO FUCKING HOT. 328 00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:32,790 - MRS. JAMISON? - OH, YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT. 329 00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:34,892 ANDREA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR SEAT? 330 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,260 I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU 331 00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:37,895 THAT YOU'D BETTER HAVE TONS OF CASH READY 332 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,063 FOR THIS WEEK'S WEIGH-IN, 333 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,632 BECAUSE I AM SWIMMING IN THESE JEANS. 334 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:44,235 I'VE BEEN JOGGING IN THE PARK AFTER SCHOOL EVERY DAY. 335 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:45,403 GOOD FOR YOU. 336 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,472 I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE FINALLY MOTIVATED. 337 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:51,175 YEAH...REAL MOTIVATED. 338 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,677 WELL, THANKS FOR THE WARNING, 339 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,979 I'LL MAKE SURE THAT I GET TO AN ATM BEFORE FRIDAY. 340 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,314 COOL. 341 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:59,650 AND YOU SHOULD TAKE OFF YOUR GLASSES 342 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,887 NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA WATCH THAT SHIT. 343 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,304 WHOA. 344 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:23,441 THAT'S QUITE A BIT OF MAIL YOU GOT HERE... 345 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,443 MARLENE. 346 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:26,744 DON'T MESS UP 347 00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:29,013 THE ORDER OF MY LILLIAN VERNON CATALOGUES. 348 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:32,817 UH...OKAY. 349 00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,986 WOW, CHECK THOSE OUT. 350 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,554 THEY WERE MY HUSBAND'S. 351 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,723 I MEANT TO GET RID OF THEM AFTER HE PASSED, 352 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,291 BUT I NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT. 353 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,526 FROM THE WIDTH OF YOU, 354 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:43,061 I'D SAY YOU TWO WERE ABOUT THE SAME BUILD. 355 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,695 IF THEY FIT, YOU SHOULD TAKE THEM. 356 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,898 REALLY? WOW. 357 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,201 THIS IS, UH...AWESOME. 358 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:52,904 THE STITCHING ALONG THESE EDGES IS KILLER. 359 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,405 THAT WAS ONE OF EDDIE'S FAVORITES. 360 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,507 HE USED TO WEAR IT WHENEVER WE'D GO OUT DANCING. 361 00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:58,643 YOU LIKE TO DANCE, MARLENE? 362 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:01,980 BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO HAVE QUITE THE FANCY FOOT. 363 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,228 DID YOU JUST PUT YOUR HAND ON MY ASS? 364 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,063 I WAS FEELING EDDIE. 365 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,532 NO, YOU WERE FEELING ME. 366 00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:26,871 WATCH YOURSELF, HOMELESS MAN. 367 00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:28,739 WHOA! 368 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,944 I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY PROBLEM IS, 369 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,980 BUT FOR SOME REASON I ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN I'M NERVOUS. 370 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:42,053 IT'S A TICK. THIS IS-- 371 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,692 THIS--I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS. 372 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:49,527 I MEAN, THIS IS SO NOT ME. 373 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:52,063 JUST TRY TO RELAX. 374 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,397 OW! 375 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:55,166 I AM VERY FAST. 376 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,701 OKAY. 377 00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:59,137 OKAY. THAT WASN'T SO BAD. 378 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,038 OW! 379 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:03,474 JESUS. 380 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,545 GOD, HOW DO WOMEN DO THIS ALL THE--OW! 381 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,079 TIME... 382 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,647 I MEAN IT'S SO-- 383 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,882 UNBEARABLE. 384 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,684 OH, PLEASE. 385 00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:15,419 PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU-- 386 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,256 ALMOST DONE. 387 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,525 REAL--REALLY? 388 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,728 REAL--YOU'RE PUTTING WAX THERE? 389 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,867 GO--GOD. 390 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,602 OKAY, I'M GONNA STOP TALKING N-- 391 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,940 OOH. 392 00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,543 OKAY, ALL DONE. 393 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:42,580 SEE? 394 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,081 WOW. 395 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,717 THAT REALLY DEMANDS ATTENTION, DOESN'T IT? 396 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,619 YEAH, VERY SEXY. 397 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,555 WHO IS THE LUCKY GUY? 398 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,356 THERE IS NO LUCKY GUY. 399 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,561 SORRY. WHO IS THE LUCKY GIRL? 400 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,997 ME. 401 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,699 SO THIS IS FUN, HUH? 402 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,234 MEETING YOUR OLD DAD FOR LUNCH? 403 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,136 YEAH, IT'S BEEN GREAT. 404 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,737 - GET ENOUGH TO EAT? - MM-HMM. 405 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:07,905 - YOU SURE? - YEAH. 406 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,574 YOU CAN GET AN ICE CREAM OR SOMETHING. 407 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:10,675 I'M GOOD. 408 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:14,412 GOOD. 409 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,880 HOW'S EVERYTHING AT HOME? OKAY? 410 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,448 IT'S FINE. 411 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:19,884 YEAH, YOU GETTING ALONG WITH YOUR MOM ALL RIGHT? 412 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,285 YEAH, I GUESS. 413 00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:22,520 HALF THE TIME, I DON'T EVEN KNOW 414 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,088 WHAT THE HELL SHE'S TALKING ABOUT. 415 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,756 AH. 416 00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:29,227 THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS A WOMAN. 417 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:33,431 AND WOMEN, UNLIKE MEN, NEVER SAY WHAT THEY MEAN. 418 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:37,669 THEY'RE ANNOYINGLY COMPLICATED THAT WAY. 419 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,811 THAT'S A CUTE DOG. 420 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:49,314 YEAH. 421 00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:06,897 SEAN? 422 00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:08,165 HIYA, SIS. 423 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,333 YOU GOT THOSE COPIES FOR ME? 424 00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,135 I REALLY NEED TO GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. 425 00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:13,404 AM I IN SOME ALTERNATE REALITY? 426 00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:17,108 WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BRIEFCASE AND THAT SUIT? 427 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,243 OLD LADY ACROSS THE STREET FROM YOU. 428 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,012 - MARLENE? - MM. 429 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,280 WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? 430 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,181 WELL, I THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE THE HOTS FOR ME, 431 00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:25,816 WHICH...WHO CAN BLAME HER? 432 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:29,353 IN FACT, IF WE WERE JUST A LITTLE BIT CLOSER IN AGE, 433 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:30,655 I MIGHT EVEN GET IN THERE. 434 00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:33,791 THAT OLD GAL'S STILL GOT A PRETTY TIGHT ASS. 435 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,527 I CAN'T GET OVER HOW DIFFERENT YOU LOOK. 436 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:38,062 WHY ARE YOU WALKING 437 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,697 LIKE YOU GOT A POTATO CHIP UP YOUR BUTT 438 00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:41,065 YOU DON'T WANNA CRACK? 439 00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:45,002 I GOT WAXED DOWN THERE FOR THE FIRST TIME. 440 00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:46,971 COULD YOU PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT 441 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,673 THE STATE OF YOUR VAGINA WITH ME? 442 00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:50,207 I'M A VERY VISUAL PERSON. 443 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:52,910 I ALSO HAPPEN TO THINK WAXING IS INCREDIBLY GAUCHE. 444 00:21:52,911 --> 00:21:55,479 I'M ALL ABOUT THE BIG BUSH, AS NATURE INTENDED. 445 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,748 I KNOW, I USED TO THINK WOMEN WHO WAXED 446 00:21:57,749 --> 00:22:00,318 WERE SELF-HATING ANTI-FEMINISTS, 447 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,454 BUT I GET THE ALLURE. 448 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:04,822 YEAH? 449 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,824 MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL. 450 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,026 I KINDA WANNA SHOW IT OFF. 451 00:22:09,027 --> 00:22:10,394 WELL, DON'T SHOW IT TO ME. 452 00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:13,799 I'D RATHER NOT GO BLIND BEFORE MY MEETING. 453 00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:25,609 HEY. 454 00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:27,778 STOP STARING AT MY TITTIES, I'M TRYING TO JOG. 455 00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:30,915 WAIT, WHAT? NO, I'M NOT STARING AT ANYTHING. 456 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:33,584 HOW COME YOUR FACE IS GETTING ALL RED? 457 00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:37,621 I BET YOU NEVER SEEN TITTIES AS FINE AS THESE, HAVE YOU? 458 00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:40,758 YES, I HAVE. AND WAY BIGGER. 459 00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,693 I BET YOU NEVER TOUCHED ANY, THOUGH. 460 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:45,062 SO? I COULD IF I WANTED TO. 461 00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:46,530 YOU WANNA TOUCH MINE? 462 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:48,933 - SHUT UP. - YOU CAN. 463 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:52,870 I'M SERIOUS. TOUCH THEM. 464 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:55,774 NO, NO. YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO THAT. 465 00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:05,783 GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOUR LITTLE BALL. 466 00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:08,019 LET ME JOG IN PEACE. 467 00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:56,033 ♪ COME IN MY KITCHEN ♪ 468 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:58,169 ♪ YOU'RE IN FOR A SPECIAL TREAT ♪ 469 00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,671 ♪ ONE TASTE OF MY SPECIAL SPICE ♪ 470 00:24:00,672 --> 00:24:02,640 ♪ AND YOU WON'T BE SAYING NO ♪ 471 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:04,175 ♪ YOU BETTER COME GET IT ♪ 472 00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,444 ♪ IT'S READY ♪ 473 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,078 ♪ COME IN MY KITCHEN, BABY ♪ 474 00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:09,947 ♪ WHEN IT'S GONE, GONE, GONE ♪ 475 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,582 ♪ I AIN'T MAKING NO MORE ♪ 476 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:12,917 CAN I HELP YOU, SIR? 477 00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:14,652 I'M SURE YOU CAN. 478 00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:16,220 MY NAME IS MR. TOLKE. 479 00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:19,890 AND I'M HERE TO SEE SOMEBODY REGARDING THE PROPERTY 480 00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:21,158 ON HENNEPIN AND FOURTH. 481 00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:23,861 OKAY. UH, HMM. 482 00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:26,430 I DON'T SEE YOU ON THE SCHEDULE. 483 00:24:26,431 --> 00:24:28,165 DID YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? 484 00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,167 NOT AN OFFICIAL ONE, NO. 485 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:31,669 BUT WHAT I HAVE TO SAY WILL ONLY TAKE 486 00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:33,204 ABOUT FIVE MINUTES, SO. 487 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:36,407 I'M SURE YOU CAN WORK YOUR MAGIC 488 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,209 AND SLIP ME IN. 489 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:40,878 UNFORTUNATELY, NO ONE WILL SEE YOU 490 00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:42,513 UNLESS YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT. 491 00:24:42,514 --> 00:24:44,648 I COULD TRY TO FIT YOU IN SOMETIME NEXT MONTH? 492 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,484 NO. NO, NO. 493 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,486 YOU SEE, THE BULLDOZERS ARE SCHEDULED 494 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,421 TO KNOCK THIS BUILDING DOWN BY FRIDAY, 495 00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:54,158 SO IT--IT...IT'S VITAL THAT I TALK TO SOMEONE TODAY. 496 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,826 I'M AFRAID THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 497 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:58,162 SORRY, WISH I COULD HELP. 498 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,864 DO YOU? 499 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:01,665 DO YOU REALLY WISH YOU COULD HELP? 500 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,767 'CAUSE IT--IT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE 501 00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:05,035 YOU DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT. 502 00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:06,337 EXCUSE ME? 503 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,706 SEE, IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO FUCKING HELP, 504 00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:10,207 YOU WOULD TAKE THIS FUCKING PHONE 505 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:11,942 AND YOU'D TELL YOUR FUCKING BOSSES 506 00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:14,678 TO GIVE ME A FIVE MINUTE FUCKING MEETING. 507 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,547 IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE, SIR? 508 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:21,552 YEAH, THE PROBLEM IS THIS OFFICE WON'T TAKE THE TIME 509 00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:24,922 TO LISTEN TO THE VOICES OF IT'S CONSTITUENTS. 510 00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:27,925 WELL, I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HEARD! 511 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:41,038 THERE YOU ARE. I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU. 512 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:43,541 YOU MUST BE SO BUMMED YOU CAN'T PLAY. 513 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,543 NO, I LOVE USING MY ONE GOOD EYE 514 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,012 TO WATCH MY BUDDIES HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME. 515 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,813 REALLY, MY JOY KNOWS NO BOUNDS. 516 00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:55,386 WELL, IF IT'S OF ANY CONSOLATION, 517 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:58,188 I'M REALLY DIGGING YOUR SEXY PIRATE LOOK. 518 00:25:58,189 --> 00:25:59,690 REALLY? 519 00:25:59,691 --> 00:26:01,926 DO I REMIND YOU OF JOHNNY DEPP IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN? 520 00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:03,260 IT'S KIND OF WHAT I'M GOING FOR. 521 00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:05,896 TOTALLY. 522 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:07,665 OH, I GUESS THE GAME'S STARTING. 523 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:08,632 FUCK 'EM. 524 00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:10,034 WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND I 525 00:26:10,035 --> 00:26:13,271 MAKE A LITTLE FUN OF OUR OWN? 526 00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:18,576 - SURE, WHY NOT? - ALL RIGHT. 527 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:22,279 CRANK UP THE RADIO, BABY, I'M COMING IN. 528 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:28,118 I WORE A DAMN SUIT FOR THIS. 529 00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:34,024 I'M TAKING YOUR GUYS' BADGE NUMBERS. 530 00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:37,661 ♪ LA, LA, LA, LA-LA, LA, LA ♪ 531 00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:43,000 ♪ LA-LA, LA, LA LA-LA, LA, LA ♪ 532 00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:45,135 ♪ AND I'VE BEEN WONDERING ON ♪ 533 00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:47,538 ♪ FOR ALL THESE YEARS ♪ 534 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:51,108 ♪ WHAT I'VE BECOME NO ONE COULD KNOW ♪ 535 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:55,079 ♪ IF YOU'RE FEELING WHAT I'M FEELING, COME ON ♪ 536 00:26:55,080 --> 00:27:00,117 ♪ ALL YOU SOUL-SEARCHING PEOPLE, COME ON ♪ 537 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:02,988 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS? 538 00:27:07,692 --> 00:27:10,361 I CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT YOU, YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. 539 00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:19,737 ♪ IF YOU'RE FEELING WHAT I'M FEELING, COME ON ♪ 540 00:27:19,738 --> 00:27:22,439 ♪ ALL YOU SOUL-SEARCHING PEOPLE, COME ON ♪ 541 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:27,177 ♪ OH, NO, IF YOU'RE FEELING WHAT I'M FEELING, COME ON ♪ 542 00:27:27,178 --> 00:27:30,547 ♪ ALL YOU SOUL-SEARCHING PEOPLE, COME ON ♪ 543 00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:33,617 ♪ OH ♪ 38331

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