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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,401 --> 00:00:02,634 PREVIOUSLY ON THE BIG C... 2 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:03,836 I DON'T GET WHY NOT LIVING IN MY OWN HOUSE. 3 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,070 WE NEED THERAPY. 4 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:06,572 THERAPY DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD TIME TO ME. 5 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:09,174 I'M GONNA KEEP ON SEEING HER, EVEN IF I HAVE TO DO IT ALONE. 6 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,377 THESE ARE SOME TIPS ON HOW TO TALK TO LOVED ONES. 7 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:12,945 A LOT OF PEOPLE FIND IT VERY DIFFICULT. 8 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:14,480 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SOCCER CAMP THIS SUMMER. 9 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:15,948 WAIT, WHAT? 10 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,549 YOU'RE GONNA BE REAL POPULAR THIS SUMMER. 11 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:20,286 I HAVE NO IDEA WHO I'M GONNA BE THIS SUMMER. 12 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:34,266 ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪ 13 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:39,205 ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪ 14 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,008 ♪ STEP OUT 15 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:47,680 ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪ 16 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:53,452 ♪ IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪ 17 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:58,290 ♪ WILL SOMEONE WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪ 18 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:03,629 ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST A GAME WE PLAY ♪ 19 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:08,768 ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪ 20 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:20,279 OH! 21 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,782 CRAP. 22 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:51,143 WELL, HELLO. 23 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:54,279 I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 24 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,148 I NEED MY SOCKS 25 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,549 AND MY RAZOR. 26 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:00,986 IF I'M GONNA BE FORCED TO LIVE WITH MY SISTER 27 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:02,421 INSTEAD OF IN MY OWN HOUSE 28 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,389 BECAUSE MY WIFE SUDDENLY WANTS TO BE ALONE, 29 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,326 THEN THE LEAST I CAN HAVE IS MY SOCKS. 30 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,799 ANGELA SAYS YOU'RE HOLDING ME EMOTIONALLY HOSTAGE. 31 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,567 WHO'S ANGELA? 32 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:16,768 MY SHRINK. 33 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:18,570 USED TO BE OUR SHRINK, REMEMBER? 34 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:19,938 OH, WHY WOULD YOU? 35 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:22,107 YOU WERE ONLY THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES. 36 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:24,276 WELL, TELL ANGELA SHE'S KIND OF A BITCH. 37 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:25,912 THAT MAKES TWO OF YOU. 38 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,717 HEY. I BOUGHT THAT. 39 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:34,486 FOR ME, FOR MY BIRTHDAY... 40 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,854 WHEN YOU GAVE A SHIT ABOUT US. 41 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:38,291 CALL ME WHEN YOU GIVE A SHIT AGAIN. 42 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,440 THOMAS? 43 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:57,209 COME ON, TOM. 44 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,810 COME ON, HERE WE GO. 45 00:02:58,811 --> 00:02:59,878 HERE WE GO. 46 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:04,317 GOOD BOY. 47 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,019 GO ON. 48 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,921 YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR DOG. 49 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:09,988 HE WAS ON MY PORCH. 50 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:11,557 YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR HUSBAND. 51 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:13,992 EVEL KNIEVEL THERE ALMOST TOOK OUT MY MAILBOX. 52 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:15,494 WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE? 53 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:16,728 HE LOSING HIS MARBLES? 54 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:19,365 LIKE I SAID, WATCH YOUR DOG. 55 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:24,037 ADAM! 56 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,372 ADAM. 57 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,807 HEY, ADAM, ADAM. 58 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:29,875 I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 59 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,410 IS, UH, DAD MOVING BACK IN? 60 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,946 NO. NO, HE'S NOT, NOT--NOT RIGHT NOW. 61 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,380 YEAH, WELL, THEN I'M GOING TO BRENT'S. 62 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:36,848 ADAM... 63 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:39,151 I KNOW YOU HATE MY GUTS RIGHT NOW. 64 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,619 I GET IT. 65 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,354 BUT SINCE YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME, 66 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:44,289 WE MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE BEST OF IT. LOOK. 67 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,058 LOOK-IT! 68 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,760 LOOK! DO YOU REMEMBER THIS? 69 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:51,129 DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE RODE IT FOR SOFT SERVE 70 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,197 EVERY DAY THAT ONE SUMMER? 71 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:53,765 YEAH, I WAS, LIKE, TEN. 72 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:56,435 WHY DON'T WE TAKE IT OUT FOR ANOTHER SPIN, HMM? 73 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:59,605 TAKE IT OUT ON THE ROAD, REALLY OPEN HER UP, CHILLAX? 74 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,139 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 75 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:02,774 NO WAY. 76 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:04,509 I CAN'T RIDE IT MYSELF. 77 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:06,345 WELL, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE KICKED DAD OUT OF THE HOUSE, 78 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:08,547 'CAUSE YOU'RE HIGH IF YOU THINK I'M RIDING THAT WITH YOU. 79 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,816 I'D RATHER DIE. - DON'T SAY THAT. 80 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:12,584 YEAH, WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T SAY "CHILLAX." 81 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:13,819 IT'S GAY. 82 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:16,756 DON'T USE "GAY" LIKE THAT. 83 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:29,269 OH, OH. 84 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:50,455 HEY. 85 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,758 YOU SHOULDN'T SIT OUT IN THE SUN LIKE THAT. 86 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:55,827 ALL RIGHT, WHILE I GIVE KUDOS FOR THE GREEN TRANSPORT, 87 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:57,095 YOU SHOULDN'T RIDE THAT ALONE. 88 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:58,864 IT'S KIND OF PATHETIC. 89 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:00,565 HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE A BIKE RIDE WITH ME 90 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:01,667 FOR SOFT SERVE? 91 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,435 HUH. ME AND MY MIDDLE-AGED SISTER 92 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,504 RIDING A TANDEM BIKE FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE. 93 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,139 I DON'T KNOW WHAT COULD BE MORE EMBARRASSING. 94 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,607 OH! I DO KNOW. 95 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:11,043 COULD WE SPORT MATCHING TYROLEAN HATS WHILE WE DO IT? 96 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,046 YOU WEAR BAGGIES FOR SHOES, SEAN. 97 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,982 YOU ARE SO NOT ALLOWED TO SAY I'M EMBARRASSING. 98 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,950 OH, BIKE WITH YOUR OFFSPRING. 99 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:20,052 I CAN'T. 100 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,486 HE HATES ME. 101 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,622 AND THIS IS SURPRISING TO YOU? 102 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,223 I AM PERFECTLY LIKEABLE. 103 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:27,859 COME ON, CATHY, WAKE UP AND SMELL YOUR $10 LATTE. 104 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,895 A BARREL OF LAUGHS YOU ARE NOT. 105 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:32,364 YOU'RE A CLOSED SYSTEM, 106 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:33,932 SHUT DOWN! 107 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,567 THAT'S WHY YOU WERE SO CONSTIPATED AS A KID. 108 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:37,069 YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 109 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,704 I'M SURPRISED YOU KNOW WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE, 110 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,739 SINCE YOU DIDN'T TAKE A SHIT THROUGH MOST OF HIGH SCHOOL. 111 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,241 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, PEOPLE LIKE ME, 112 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:44,476 AND I HAVE PLENTY OF FRIENDS. 113 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,211 OH, YEAH? IS THAT WHY YOU'RE, UH, TRYING 114 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:47,779 TO GET ME TO GO "DOUBLIES" WITH YOU? 115 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:49,881 OH! YOU ARE DISINVITED FOR SOFT SERVE! 116 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:51,583 WELL... 117 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:52,818 AWW! 118 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,855 ENJOY YOUR SWIRLY CHEMICALS! 119 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:09,469 MMM! 120 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:38,296 WHOO! 121 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:41,967 THAT WAS GOOD! 122 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:43,802 THAT WAS GREAT. THANK YOU. 123 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,138 OH, I'M SORRY. I'M INTERRUPTING. 124 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,240 NO, NO, PLEASE. I'M SHEILA. 125 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,775 CATHY. 126 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:52,344 all: WELCOME, CATHY. - HOW YOU DOING? 127 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,945 WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE JOINING US. 128 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:55,580 WHY DON'T YOU TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT YOU? 129 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:59,418 WELL, I'M CATHY, UH, JAMISON. 130 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,553 I'M 42. 131 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:04,523 I...I HAVE A HUSBAND AND A CHILD, 132 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:07,893 NEITHER OF WHOM ARE SPEAKING TO ME. 133 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:10,530 SO THERE YOU GO. 134 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,133 CATHY, DO YOU HAVE CANCER? 135 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:18,603 WOW, REALLY BURIED THE LEAD THERE. 136 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,505 YES. YES, I DO-- 137 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:23,643 UH, MELANOMA, STAGE FOUR. 138 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:30,315 WELL, SINCE YOU CAME ALONE, 139 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:32,651 WHY DON'T YOU PARTNER WITH LEON THERE? 140 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:35,621 JUST PULL UP A CHAIR. 141 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,827 SORRY. 142 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,397 LEUKEMIA, STAGE TWO. 143 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:48,366 WELL, GOOD FOR YOU FOR COMING, CATHY. 144 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:51,303 AS WE SAY, CANCER IS A GIFT. 145 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,672 IT ALLOWS YOU TO SPEAK UP IN YOUR LIFE AND SAY, 146 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,807 "HEY, LIFE, THIS IS WHAT I WANT." 147 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,142 BUT BEFORE YOU SPEAK UP, 148 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,844 YOU HAVE TO FIND YOUR VOICE, RIGHT, MITCHELL? 149 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,145 RIGHT. 150 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:04,015 SO LET'S DO A MIRRORING EXERCISE. 151 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:06,017 I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO YOUR PARTNER 152 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:09,422 AND TELL THEM WHAT YOU THINK THEY'RE FEELING. 153 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:16,228 OKAY. 154 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,829 I'LL GO. 155 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,499 THIS MORNING I WAS THINKING HOW GREAT IT WAS 156 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,634 WHEN CARL BROUGHT ME MY CAPPUCCINO IN BED, 157 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:24,135 HOW LUCKY I AM TO HAVE HIM, 158 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:25,837 AND HOW KIND HE HAS BEEN TO ME SINCE I GOT SICK. 159 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,574 AND IT'S JUST REALLY OPENED US UP AS A COUPLE. 160 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,144 YOU'RE--YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MIRROR ME. 161 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:34,279 OH. 162 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,015 SHIT, SORRY. 163 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:38,817 UM... 164 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:41,119 UH, WELL, O-OKAY. 165 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,321 YOU--YOU SEEM HAPPY? 166 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:45,624 YES, I AM! 167 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,226 I'M--I'M HAPPY. CANCER'S MADE ME HAPPY. 168 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:49,928 THAT'S IRONIC. 169 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:52,631 OKAY, NOW YOU GO. 170 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:55,367 I-I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 171 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,537 YOU SEEM ANXIOUS. 172 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,808 THE TRUTH IS I... 173 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:07,646 I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE THAT I'M SICK, 174 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,648 I MEAN, BESIDES THIS ROOMFUL OF STRANGERS. 175 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:11,550 SO I THINK THAT'S WHY I'M HERE, 176 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,553 JUST TO TRY AND... 177 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,454 JUST TO TRY IT OUT. 178 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:21,426 I DON'T THINK ANYONE I KNOW COULD HANDLE IT. 179 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:22,694 YOU S-- 180 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,262 YOU SEEM REALLY SAD. 181 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:26,398 ACTUALLY, LEON, YOU SEEM SAD. 182 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:30,268 YES. THANK YOU FOR VALIDATING THAT. 183 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,704 I AM SAD FOR YOU. 184 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,739 YOU SHOULDN'T GO THROUGH THIS ALONE. 185 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,508 EVERYONE NEEDS A FRIEND. 186 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:39,077 JUST BUCK UP, LEON. 187 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,712 I'M FINE, REALLY. 188 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,380 NO, I'M HAPPY, 189 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,449 JUST LIKE YOU. 190 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,418 UH, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA-- 191 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,654 I'M GONNA GO. 192 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,359 WHAT-- 193 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,228 ADAM! 194 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:58,997 SCRAMBLED EGGS! 195 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:09,507 THIS IS FOR YOU, FRIEND. 196 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:12,310 NUTRITION IS VERY IMPORTANT TO YOUR FIGHT. 197 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:13,912 HOW DID YOU PEOPLE FIND ME? 198 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,714 WELL, IT WASN'T EASY, I'LL TELL YOU THAT. 199 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,182 THERE ARE, LIKE, THREE CATHY JAMISONS 200 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:18,750 IN THE PHONE BOOK. 201 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:20,719 I HAVE PLENTY OF FOOD, BUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 202 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,287 YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE IN THE MATTER. 203 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,655 WE ARE GONNA CARE ABOUT YOU, 204 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,457 EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT YOURSELF. 205 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,125 WE'RE TEAM CATHY. 206 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,294 I DON'T NEED A TEAM. 207 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,796 I HAVE PLENTY OF PEOPLE, MY OWN PEOPLE. 208 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,999 SORRY. YOU'RE STUCK WITH US. 209 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,502 HAVE A POSITIVE AND LIGHT-FILLED DAY. 210 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:40,239 350 FOR AN HOUR-- OHH! 211 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,978 I MADE BREAKFAST. 212 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:50,116 UM, NOT HUNGRY. 213 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:58,556 SEAN! 214 00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:01,393 SEAN-- 215 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,328 I WANT YOU TO COME FOR DINNER TOMORROW. 216 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,897 I HAVE A BIG CASSEROLE THAT IS MOST LIKELY ORGANIC 217 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,232 AND NOT TASTY. 218 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,867 YOU'RE LOUSY WITH THE INVITES THESE DAYS. 219 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,001 WHAT GIVES? 220 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,337 LAST TIME I WAS AT YOUR HOUSE WAS CHRISTMAS, 221 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,839 AND EVEN THEN, PAULIE MADE ME SIT AT THE FUCKING KIDDIE TABLE. 222 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,441 PAUL WON'T BE THERE. 223 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,743 THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE, SEAN. 224 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:20,378 YOU'RE MY PEOPLE, 225 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,947 AND I WANT MY PEOPLE TO EAT BAD CASSEROLE WITH ME. 226 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:25,817 HEY, SEXY. 227 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:28,053 HI! HA! 228 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,288 SEXY? 229 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:33,324 OOH HOO HOO HOO. 230 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:34,526 COME HERE. 231 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,528 MMM! - MMM! 232 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,431 HI! 233 00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:40,799 I'M CATHY. 234 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,101 - I'M DAPHNE. - DAPHNE'S MY LADY. 235 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,536 REALLY? 236 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,171 YOU DON'T BATHE, AND YET YOU HAVE A LADY? 237 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,973 OH, IT ALLOWS ME TO, UH, STEW IN MY OWN MALENESS. 238 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:51,543 IT'S LIKE CATNIP TO WOMEN. 239 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,044 AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING? 240 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,414 - OH, JESUS, NO. - OH, GOD, NO. 241 00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:57,949 I'M SEAN'S SISTER. 242 00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,318 SEAN NEVER SAID HE HAD A SISTER. 243 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,854 WHAT, YOU-- YOU LIED ABOUT ME? 244 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:03,955 I'M YOUR PEOPLE. 245 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,223 I BROUGHT YOU LUNCH-- 246 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,459 DAY-OLD SUSHI, THEY WERE GONNA TOSS IT. 247 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,327 DAPHNE WORKS AT WHOLE FOODS. 248 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:10,929 SHE ALSO READS AURAS. 249 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:14,265 SEAN'S COMING TO MY HOUSE FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT. 250 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,034 YOU SHOULD COME TOO, DAPHNE. 251 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,869 I WOULD LOVE TO GET TO KNOW 252 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,105 ANY GIRL WHO WOULD DATE MY HOMELESS BROTHER. 253 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,073 AWESOME. 254 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:26,211 I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH EYES. 255 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,180 AWESOME. 256 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:45,163 OH, JESUS. 257 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:48,967 COME ON, THOMAS. COME ON. 258 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,702 ARE YOU TAKING THE VASE NOW? 259 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,103 NO. 260 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,906 THESE ARE FOR YOU. 261 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:57,809 I DON'T KNOW WHICH END IS UP, CATHY. 262 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,110 YOU WON'T TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL, 263 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,612 AND ANGELA TELLS ME HOW I SHOULD FEEL. 264 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,514 BUT ALL I FEEL IS LIKE 265 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,350 A FLIP-FLOPPIN' MESS OF A MAN. 266 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:08,553 I MISS YOU NEXT TO ME. 267 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:11,055 I HAVEN'T SLEPT ALL NIGHT BECAUSE OF MY APNEA. 268 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,891 AND YOU KNOW I STOP BREATHING 269 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,392 10 OR 12 TIMES A NIGHT, 270 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,361 AND IF SOMEONE'S NOT THERE TO FLIP ME OVER, 271 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,428 I COULD DIE. 272 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,264 AND MY SISTER'S USELESS. 273 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:22,133 E GOES OUT LINE DANCING AND DRINKING 274 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,002 EVERY NIGHT WITH OTHER DIVORCEES, 275 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:26,271 AND I REALLY NEED YOU! 276 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,373 SO YOU DON'T DIE IN YOUR SLEEP. 277 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,542 WE GET EACH OTHER. 278 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,478 WE KNOW ALL THE INS AND OUTS. WE HAVE EACH OTHER'S BACKS. 279 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,681 YOU ROLL ME OVER, I BRING IN THE GROCERIES. 280 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,550 YOU LEFT THOSE ON THE PORCH, 281 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,119 WHICH, BY THE WAY, COULD BE A SIGN 282 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,453 OF EARLY ALZHEIMER'S. 283 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,455 SEE? WE DO NEED EACH OTHER. 284 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:47,193 AND YOU'RE WELCOME. 285 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:52,931 I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW. 286 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:56,467 I-I NEED TO RETURN MARLENE'S DOG. 287 00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:58,403 I'M GONNA WIN YOU BACK, CATHY. 288 00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,973 I WISH YOU WOULDN'T RIGHT NOW. 289 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:06,212 MARLENE? 290 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,081 DO YOU EVER KNOCK? 291 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,783 NO. NEITHER DOES YOUR DOG. 292 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,818 HE WAS IN MY BED THIS MORNING. 293 00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:15,587 HE'S CLEARLY LONELY. 294 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,288 - HE WAS IN YOUR BED? - YES. 295 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:18,556 HE WAS LICKING ME ALL OVER. 296 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:20,258 SO HOW ABOUT YOU PAY HIM SOME ATTENTION 297 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,860 AND GET A GOOD FENCE? 298 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,795 SORRY IF IT PUT YOU OUT. 299 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,864 THANK YOU. 300 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,966 AND YOU MAY WANT TO WASH WHEREVER HE LICKED. 301 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,068 THOMAS LIKES TO EAT HIS OWN POOP. 302 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,305 I CAN'T. I CAN'T. 303 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,673 YOU'RE ALMOST THERE. 304 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,909 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, MY COOCH IS GETTING SORE. 305 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,878 JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT. 306 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,448 THINK ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU'RE GONNA FEEL 307 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,483 WHEN YOU GO DOWN A DRESS SIZE. 308 00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:48,554 WHO THE FUCK WEARS DRESSES? 309 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,927 I WANT YOU TO COME TO MY PLACE FOR DINNER TONIGHT. 310 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,929 WHY? 311 00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:01,165 BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, ANDREA. 312 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,101 LET ME CHECK MY BOOK. 313 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,802 MM, NO, THANK YOU. 314 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,038 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MEAN ABOUT IT. 315 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:11,175 THIS BETTER NOT BE LIKE ONE OF THOSE BLINDSIDE FANTASIES 316 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,778 WHERE THE UPTIGHT WHITE BITCH TRIES TO SAVE A BLACK KID. 317 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,513 I'M NOT TRYING TO SAVE YOU, ANDREA. 318 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:18,716 I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO DROP DEAD BEFORE YOU GRADUATE. 319 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,518 WAY TO DREAM SMALL, MRS. JAMISON. 320 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,256 HOLY MIDDLE AMERICANA. 321 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,391 NO, THANK YOU. 322 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,793 WHAT ARE THOSE, TINY HOT DOGS? 323 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:31,329 YOU WHITE FOLKS EAT SOME CRAZY-ASS FOOD. 324 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,897 IT'S PIGS IN A BLANKET. 325 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,165 YOU CAN HAVE ONE... 326 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,034 JUST DON'T HAVE THREE. 327 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,703 YOU KNOW HOW THEY MAKE THE, UH, "PIG" PART, ANDREA? 328 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:41,339 THEY TAKE ALL THE LEFTOVER PIECES 329 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:44,208 OF FAT AND MUCUS FROM THEIR BLOODY SLAUGHTERHOUSES 330 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:47,512 AND ADD SOME PIG SHIT AND SOMETIMES SOME COW SKIN... 331 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:48,813 GROUND-UP BONE, 332 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:49,914 AND THEN THEY WRAP THE WHOLE THING 333 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,383 IN A PARASITE-LADEN INTESTINE. 334 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:55,386 OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT WHEN WE FINISH EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES. 335 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,723 TOO BAD IT'S A SENTENCE NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR. 336 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,732 THIS IS WEIRD. 337 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,067 CAN I GO HOME NOW? 338 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,069 YEAH, CAN I? 339 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:12,904 WHERE'S ADAM? 340 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,606 HE REFUSES TO COME OUT OF HIS ROOM. 341 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,175 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GIVEN UP. 342 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:20,244 HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS. 343 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,351 MOM, LEAVE ME ALONE! 344 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:33,491 YOUR MOTHER MADE A GODDAMN MEAL FOR YOU, 345 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,660 AND IT MIGHT BE SHITTY AND MADE WITH INTESTINES, 346 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,995 BUT SHE DID IT, 347 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,429 AND NOW SHE'S CATCHING ALL THE SHIT FOR IT, 348 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,897 SO YOU GET YOUR SKINNY ASS DOWNSTAIRS, 349 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:43,034 BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS OLD AND FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT! 350 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,870 NOW! 351 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,205 MMM. 352 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,673 YOU HAVE TO CONCENTRATE REALLY HARD. 353 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:52,877 AND YOU ALMOST, LIKE, STOP LOOKING AT SOMEONE TO SEE IT. 354 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,146 SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHIT TO ME. 355 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,381 CAREFUL, ANDREA. 356 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:57,715 WITH THAT ATTITUDE, 357 00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:59,384 YOUR AURA MIGHT BE ALL GRAY AND YUCKY. 358 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,452 ACTUALLY, YOURS IS PINK, 359 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:04,122 KIND OF SPARKLY. 360 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,823 - NO SHIT. - MM-HMM. 361 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,392 I'VE GOT A GIRLIE AURA. 362 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:08,960 YEAH, WELL, KEEP YOUR GIRLIE AURA 363 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,261 OUT OF MY POTATOES, PLEASE. 364 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,929 YOU'RE FUNNY. GROSS. 365 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,998 SICK PEOPLE SOMETIMES LOOK GRAY 366 00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:15,967 OR CLOUDY WHITE. 367 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,668 ANYBODY WANT ANY MORE, UH, CASSEROLE? 368 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,370 - PASS. - OH, NO. 369 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,340 - NO, PUT--PUT THAT BACK. - STILL WORKING ON THIS. 370 00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,342 - SEAN! - WHAT? 371 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:25,376 WHAT? JESUS! 372 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,911 YOU DID THE CHAIR THING. 373 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,946 I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THE CHAIR THING. 374 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,650 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! JEEZ! 375 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:33,851 SEAN! 376 00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,353 IT'S JUST TOO EASY. 377 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,622 STOP IT! STOP FIGHTING! 378 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,424 FIGHTING REALLY UPSETS ME. 379 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:40,625 THEN IT'S A GOOD THING 380 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,860 YOU DIDN'T GROW UP WITH SEAN AS A BROTHER. 381 00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:45,396 AND YOU WONDER WHY I LEFT YOU OFF MY FAMILY TREE. 382 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,098 YOU, I WOULD KEEP. 383 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,200 MM! COOL! 384 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,269 BABY, I'M SORRY. 385 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:54,038 COME HERE. - YOU ARE SO DAMN CUTE. 386 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,940 GIVE ME A KISS. 387 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,476 ALL RIGHT, THAT IS GROSSER THAN THIS. 388 00:17:58,477 --> 00:17:59,577 PLEASE HAVE SOME. 389 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,945 NO, I WON'T HAVE SOME. 390 00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:02,380 - DOESN'T THAT LOOK DELICIOUS? - YOU CAN HAVE SOME. 391 00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,449 IT'S PURPLE. WHO DOESN'T WANT TO EAT PURPLE? 392 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,716 YOU DON'T. 393 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,645 I HAD A REALLY NICE TIME, CATHY. 394 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,818 I'D LIKE YOU TO HAVE THIS. 395 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:44,255 IT'S FOR HEALING... 396 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:47,158 FOR YOU AND SEAN AND YOUR BROKEN RELATIONSHIP. 397 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,861 GOOD NIGHT, JOHN BOY. 398 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,597 COME ON, WE GOT A BIG WALK AHEAD OF US. 399 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,665 IT'S JUST TOO NICE OF AN EVENING TO DRIVE. 400 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,667 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE BIKE? 401 00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:59,704 IT--IT WORKS BETTER WITH TWO PEOPLE. 402 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,038 REALLY? 403 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,240 WHAT, DID YOU FUCK WITH THE BRAKES? 404 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,510 JUST TAKE THE BIKE, SEAN. 405 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,128 YOU HAVE A DOG? 406 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,900 NO. I HAVE A STALKER. 407 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,836 HEY, I'LL PAY YOU TEN BUCKS 408 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,871 IF YOU WALK HIM AROUND THE BLOCK. 409 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:35,740 TAKE ADAM WITH YOU TOO, 410 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,441 BUT I'M NOT PAYING EXTRA FOR THAT. 411 00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:40,044 MAYBE SHE'S GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE. 412 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,846 WHEN THAT HAPPENED TO MY GRANDMA, 413 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,881 SHE STARTED ACTING REAL STRANGE-- 414 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,616 CRYING IN CHURCH ALL THE TIME. 415 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:47,285 I JUST WANT MY LIFE TO BE NORMAL. 416 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,920 YEAH, AND I WANT TO MEET USHER. 417 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,490 YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 418 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,058 HEY! 419 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:56,794 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 420 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,597 THAT COLORED GIRL IS TRYING TO STEAL MY THOMAS! 421 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,065 WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, OLD LADY? 422 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,134 I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU. I GOT A RIFLE. 423 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,502 TO SHOOT COLORED PEOPLE WITH? 424 00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:07,205 I'D SHOOT ANYBODY WHO WON'T GET OFF MY LAWN, 425 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,007 SO BACK THE HELL UP. 426 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,143 POP OFF, BITCH. 427 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,879 OHH! 428 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:17,982 HOLY SHIT! 429 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,420 HEY! 430 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:23,421 HEY! - AAH! 431 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:24,989 ANDREA, STOP IT! 432 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,557 MARLENE, ARE YOU OKAY? 433 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,259 DO YOU KNOW THIS COLORED GIRL? 434 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,094 - FUCK YOU. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ANDREA, 435 00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,862 BACK TO THE HOUSE. 436 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,333 ADAM, BACK TO THE HOUSE! 437 00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:40,105 I AM SO SORRY, MARLENE. 438 00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:45,844 I TOLD YOU TO WATCH YOUR DOG. 439 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,782 OKAY. 440 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:52,850 OH, JESUS. 441 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,852 IS THAT HER? 442 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:55,853 HEY! 443 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,723 CATHY! HI. 444 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:01,492 DID YOU GET THE GROCERIES? - I DID, THANK YOU. 445 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,227 AGAIN, UNNECESSARY. 446 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,662 TEAM CATHY MISSED YOU AT GROUP. 447 00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:05,997 WE DID. 448 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,732 YOU KNOW, I... 449 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,700 I'M NOT SURE GROUPS ARE REALLY FOR ME. 450 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:14,405 I THINK I'M MORE THE SUFFERING IN SILENCE KIND OF GAL. 451 00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:16,073 ARE YOU SMOKING? 452 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,742 WOW. 453 00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:18,876 CATHY. 454 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:21,045 LOOK... 455 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,713 I'M DYING, PEOPLE. 456 00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:25,349 I MEAN, YOU GOT TO LET ME HAVE MY SIMPLE PLEASURES. 457 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,451 YOU'RE NOT DYING. YOU'RE KILLING YOURSELF. 458 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,919 POTATO, POTAHTO. 459 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,221 YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE IN. 460 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,889 YEAH, WHEN LIFE GIVE YOU LEMONS, 461 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,225 SQUEEZE OUT A SMILE. 462 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:38,062 ARE YOU KIDDING ME HERE? 463 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,064 I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE. 464 00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,166 I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOU TO TAKE ME ON 465 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,534 AS YOUR PET PROJECT, 466 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,503 AND I SURE AS HELL DON'T NEED TO BE JUDGED BY YOU. 467 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,405 AND IN CASE NO ONE'S TOLD YOU, 468 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:48,873 CANCER'S NOT A GIFT. 469 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:51,676 CANCER IS NOT A PASSPORT TO A BETTER LIFE. 470 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:54,612 CANCER IS THE REASON I'M NOT GONNA HAVE MY LIFE! 471 00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:57,748 I'M NOT GONNA WATCH MY SON GET MARRIED. 472 00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,717 I'M NOT GONNA SEE MY GRANDCHILDREN. 473 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:03,287 SO EXCUSE ME FOR NOT SQUEEZING OUT A SMILE. 474 00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:06,457 YOU KNOW, WE--WE WALK AROUND WITH THIS GRAYNESS INSIDE OF US, 475 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,958 AND YOU WANT TO PRETEND 476 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:11,529 THAT WE'RE BRIGHT AND SHINY AND FULL OF POSSIBILITIES? 477 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:14,799 WELL, COUNT ME OUT, BECAUSE CANCER SUCKS! 478 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,602 PUT THAT ON YOUR GODDAMN INSPIRATIONAL POSTER! 479 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:21,005 ANGER IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU, CATHY. 480 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,908 ACTUALLY, SHEILA, 481 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:26,344 ANGER IS EXCELLENT FOR ME. 482 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,713 SHARING WITH PEOPLE IS VITAL. 483 00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:32,383 WE GET SICK ALONE. WE HEAL TOGETHER. 484 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,651 NO. 485 00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:35,419 WE GET SICK ALONE. 486 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:39,224 WE LIVE ALONE, AND WE DIE ALONE. 487 00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:42,993 BUT DON'T YOU WANT SOMEONE IN YOUR CORNER 488 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,596 WHEN THAT HAPPENS? 489 00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:25,336 LOOK FAMILIAR? 490 00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:27,571 YES. THIS USED TO BE MY LIVING ROOM. 491 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,640 SPRING BREAK, FORT LAUDERDALE, 492 00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:31,475 YOUR SENIOR YEAR. 493 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,010 OH, MY GOSH. 494 00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:35,646 IMAGINE THE OVERWHELMING SCENT OF COPPERTONE-- 495 00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:38,449 YOU WITH A SUNBURN ACROSS YOUR ADORABLE CHEEKS, 496 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:41,419 AND ME WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF A TWO-PACK. 497 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,388 CATHERINE ELIZABETH TOLKIE-- 498 00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:46,190 OUCH-- 499 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:49,727 THE MOMENT I SAW YOU AT THE STUDENT UNION 500 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,695 PUTTING UP POSTERS FOR THE SPRING FLING, 501 00:23:51,696 --> 00:23:53,264 I KNEW I LOVED YOU. 502 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:57,234 I LOVED THE WAY YOU PUT UP YOUR POSTERS REALLY NEATLY 503 00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:58,636 WITH YOUR STAPLE GUN, 504 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,137 AND I LOVED THE WAY YOU LAUGHED 505 00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,173 WHEN YOU REALIZED THEY WERE UPSIDE DOWN. 506 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,574 KEEP IN MIND I'M 25 HERE. 507 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,075 I'VE GOT NEWER, HIPPER MATERIAL, 508 00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:06,844 BUT I'M TRYING TO STAY HISTORICALLY ACCURATE. 509 00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:11,415 I LOVED THAT UNDERNEATH THAT SHELL OF A CURMUDGEON 510 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:15,786 LAY THE HEART OF A GIRL WHO LOVED TO DANCE AND FLING, 511 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:18,088 BOTH OF WHICH YOU DID QUITE WELL 512 00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:20,724 THREE TIMES IN ONE NIGHT, 513 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:22,160 IF MEMORY SERVES. 514 00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:26,330 YOU'RE THE YIN TO MY YANG, 515 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:27,865 THE PING TO MY PONG, 516 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:30,401 THE NORMAL TO MY CRAZY. 517 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:32,636 LET'S BE US FOREVER, AD INFINITUM. 518 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:37,308 I WANT US TO GROW TO BE OLD, INCONTINENT IDIOTS TOGETHER. 519 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,778 MARRY ME, CATHY. 520 00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:42,713 PAUL, I... 521 00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:43,948 YOU SAID YES, BY THE WAY. 522 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:46,116 - I KNOW I DID. - SO SAY YES AGAIN NOW. 523 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:48,953 I'M NOT THAT NORMAL GIRL ANYMORE. 524 00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:50,654 IT'S OKAY. I LOST MY TWO-PACK. 525 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:53,457 BUT YOU'RE STILL KIND OF THAT GUY-- 526 00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:57,261 THE GUY WHO DUMPS SAND INTO MY LIVING ROOM 527 00:24:57,262 --> 00:25:00,231 AND DOESN'T WONDER, YOU KNOW, WHO'S GONNA CLEAN UP THE MESS. 528 00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:04,201 FINE. I'LL CLEAN UP THE SAND. 529 00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:07,104 JESUS, CATHY, WAY TO RUIN THE MOMENT. 530 00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:09,173 YOU KNOW, YOU USED TO LOVE THE GUY 531 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,808 WHO DID SILLY SHIT LIKE THIS. 532 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:13,177 YOU MARRIED THE GUY WHO DID SILLY SHIT LIKE THIS! 533 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,813 I KNOW. I JUST... 534 00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:18,349 THINGS HAVE CHANGED FOR ME. 535 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,686 I'VE CHANGED, 536 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,689 AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN, 537 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,792 AND I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE A RIGHT TO ASK YOU TO. 538 00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:30,995 I'M SORRY IF MY PERSONALITY'S 539 00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:32,496 BECOME SUCH A BURDEN TO YOU. 540 00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:33,998 OH, PAUL, THAT'S NOT-- 541 00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:36,967 YOU KNOW, IT'S IRONIC, BECAUSE THE GIRL THAT I MARRIED-- 542 00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:40,404 THAT KIND, SWEET, FUNNY, SMART GIRL, 543 00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:41,872 THE GIRL WHO LOVED ME-- 544 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:44,309 I KIND OF WISH SHE'D STUCK AROUND. 545 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,131 OH, MY GOD! 546 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:09,266 OH, MY GOD, THOMAS. 547 00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:11,468 OH, THOMAS. MARLENE! 548 00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:14,638 IT'S OKAY. 549 00:26:14,639 --> 00:26:16,140 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 550 00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:17,609 MARLENE! 551 00:26:19,477 --> 00:26:21,712 MARLENE. - WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 552 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:23,380 I AM SO, SO SORRY. 553 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,115 I DIDN'T SEE HIM. 554 00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:26,450 HE'S BEEN SHOWING UP. 555 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:27,985 HE'S BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND. I-- 556 00:26:27,986 --> 00:26:30,321 WHAT KIND OF CANCER IS IT? 557 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,189 WHAT? 558 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:33,891 OH, NO, HE DOESN'T HAVE CANCER. 559 00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:36,460 HE HAS A BROKEN LEG, WHICH I'M PAYING FOR, I PROMISE. 560 00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:37,928 NO. 561 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,631 WHAT KIND OF CANCER DO YOU HAVE? 562 00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:43,233 DOGS CAN SMELL IT, YOU KNOW. 563 00:26:43,234 --> 00:26:46,303 THAT'S WHY HE WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE. 564 00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:49,306 HE FOLLOWED MY HUSBAND AROUND THE LAST YEAR HE WAS ALIVE-- 565 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:51,175 COLON CANCER. 566 00:26:51,176 --> 00:26:55,880 THAT DOG HAD HIS HEAD HALFWAY UP EDDIE'S ASS FOR MONTHS. 567 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,252 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 568 00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:04,088 CANCER IS A MOTHERFUCKER. 569 00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:07,057 SOME PEOPLE SAY IT'S A GIFT. 570 00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:08,158 TELL THAT TO MY HUSBAND 571 00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:11,362 WHEN HE WAS CRAPPING THROUGH A TUBE. 572 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:14,098 YOU GOT A NICE HOUSE. 573 00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:16,433 THANKS. 574 00:27:16,434 --> 00:27:19,303 YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T HATE BLACK PEOPLE, RIGHT? 575 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,704 OH, I DON'T. 576 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:23,340 I JUST NEED TO GET ANGRY SOMETIMES. 577 00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:26,978 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 578 00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:30,648 THANKS FOR LISTENING, MARLENE. 579 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,017 IT DOESN'T MAKE US FRIENDS OR ANYTHING. 580 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:36,521 YEAH, I KNOW. 581 00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:43,160 ♪ SHOW ME SUNSHINE ♪ 582 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:46,163 ♪ SHOW ME GOOD TIMES ♪ 583 00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:49,333 ♪ SHOW ME HAPPY DAYS ♪ 584 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:52,870 ♪ SHOW ME BETTER WAYS ♪ 585 00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:54,672 ♪ SUNSHI-I-INE ♪ 586 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,140 ♪ SHI-I-INE ♪ 587 00:27:56,141 --> 00:27:58,575 ♪ SHI-I-I-I-INE ♪ 588 00:27:58,576 --> 00:28:00,844 ♪ SUNSHI-I-INE ♪ 589 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:02,646 ♪ SHI-I-INE ♪ 590 00:28:02,647 --> 00:28:05,182 ♪ SHI-I-I-I-INE ♪ 591 00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:08,218 ♪ SHOW ME PLACES ♪ 592 00:28:08,219 --> 00:28:11,455 ♪ SHOW ME CHALLENGES ♪ 593 00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:14,525 ♪ SHOW ME NEW THINGS ♪ 594 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:17,695 ♪ SHOW ME MY WILDEST DREAMS ♪ 595 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,731 ♪ SUNSHI-I-INE ♪ 40355

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