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Yeah, so I was saying, could you just grant me my request? Okay, hold on, I've

got to go to the park.

Hi.

Are you tired of doing your own chores?

Are you tired of having to button your own cuffs?

to mop your own floors, to take out your own garbage, to clean up the toilet

after yourself.

Well, I tell you, my friends, I'm tired of chores.

And that's what I've decided to do is to eliminate the necessity of doing stuff

yourself. What I'm going to tell you about is something that you absolutely

positively cannot do without.

So I'm telling you, what you need is technology.

Now, at our age, you don't need technology.

But you do need it. When you see it, you'll need it. The Rebel 3000.

Not happy with Rebel 1000, Rebel 2000.

We got inside the Rebel 3000 and we made it work from the inside out.

Here it is. The Rebel 3000.

Meet the Rebel 3000.

Your own personal assistant so that you don't have to lift a finger.

R10 loses again, speaking of which, my shit.

Hey,

Grandpa.

I tried.

I can't

even

hear what's going on.

I

would

like for one week.

Our team needs fucking help for doing that.

Well, you know, there's more in life than I can fucking afford.

Oh, what is there to life, then, Grandpa?

Well... Taking a shit in the living room?

There's...

Except for dinner.

That happens. Okay?

Okay. Longer now.

Can you not smoke in the house? Let me get a hit, Grandpa.

No. Stop.

We've talked about this many times. Please don't smoke in front of my

Don't be such a prick. This is where Mom left you. Okay, I won't even like it.

I keep complaining about stuff I can't even think of. Like, I can't really

like shit here.

Because I make sacrifices around the house for you. That's why.

And you... Cold.

So cold. Need to learn how... Good football game. There we go.

There's plenty of good football games.

I want to see how some good people do it.

Absolutely.

One of my retirement magazines.

Bingo Grandpa Retirement Magazine. The Rebel 3000. It's supposed to be some

of sophisticated... They said discreet packaging.

They said discreet packaging.

I hope it's not broken now.

Fuck.

Stepson, move out of the way. Listen to me for once.

Watch your mouth.

Put you in check.

3000, your new personal assistant.

Good Lord, it sucks.

Look. That's not Chinese, that's American.

We needed a good woman figure in the house, again.

That's the real.

Okay, stick.

Damn. Can you stop touching my thing?

I'm trying to have some fun here. Yes, but I don't have a lot of money as it

Your stepmom took all the alimony, so the least I can do.

Have us have a good household.

Cool? Yeah, it looks like money well spent to me.

Fuck, they've got nipples.

Oh, let's see. They've got nipples on them. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,

You're a fucking party pooper, Dad. Look at this thing. You're not ready to

carry it.

There's two, Grandpa. Look at that. Damn.

Oh,

wow. Look at her.

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Mom did. She was very expensive.

Yeah. She was very expensive.

So was your wife.

Hey, that's my mom you're talking about. Hey, hey, hey, stop.

Trust me. I'm not lying. She was expensive.

I have an app to prove it. Okay? Turn on that thing or what?

You do everything.

You can clean the house or clean the toilet.

I used to. I mean.

All right.

Stop.

Rebel 3000.

On.

Click.

Okay. Oh, that's on. Yeah,

the light's on.

Calibrate.

Mouth.

Small. Oh, it's very small.

It's alive.

Button to synchronize arms.

Okay. Arms up.

Okay.

And arms side.

Come on. I got to make sure.

Okay. I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that, but I'm going to have to make

sure it all worked.

Okay?

What's wrong with you?

fucking fuck.

I smell like shit in here.

Hey, let's get her to make some food in the kitchen.

I mean, there's plenty of time to do the other stuff. I'd like to have some

energy to fuck. I mean, she can either run down the hill and fuck them all.

Let's see.

Okay. And so, lift glasses to begin speaking protocol.

There we go.

Hi, I'm Rebel 3000.

Your new personal assistant.

Please tell me your name and titles you wish to be called.

I'm BJ. I'm the dad of the family.

Nice to meet you. You're going to be my wife.

I'm husband.

I love you, husband.

There we go. Finally.

Walk. Steps.

Did you help me get out of the box?

I'm Grandpa.

Hi, Grandpa.

What do you want me to do?

Make me a fucking sandwich.

Okay, Grandpa. Like Grandpa said, a fucking sandwich would be nice. Really?

Extra cheese.

I mean, that's what we always said to Mom.

is much better than Martin L.

Apparently the panties are sold separately.

All right. You're better without.

Stop. Family meeting. Right now.

Living room.

Let's go.

Let's go.

How is a family meeting?

Okay.

I bought her.

That pussy is mine.

She has a lot more fun holes than just her clippy anyway.

Can you eat it all yourself?

I bought her.

It's my investment.

I need this right now.

So please, I'm asking you both very nicely.

She doesn't even look like her wife left you for a postal inspector.

It doesn't matter.

You should always share with your son.

It's mine.

No. Postal inspector.

No.

It's mine.

I will not fuck her pussy. If Grandpa won't do it, I guess I won't do it.

there you go. So we're not going to fuck her pussy. Okay,

we're not going to fuck it.

Good.

Happy we're clear on that.

Dad said that pussy's his, but man, that ass is gonna be all mine.

God,

it looks so realistic.

I wonder if it tastes real.

I just feel so realistic.

You want to

take a look at it?

Allison, you like fat cum lubs?

Yes, I like fat cum lubs.

Yeah, that was so good, Rebel T. Thompson.

All right, I'll let you clean it up before my dad fucking chews my ass for

fucking his robot.

Okay, get the dress up to her.

You're straightened out.

Better put these away.

I will see you again soon.

She looks so real.

Wow.

That's amazing.

I wonder if her mouth works.

Rebel.

Rebel, get on your knees and open your mouth.

Web drop configuration on.

Just take your tongue out all the way.

Stop.

Open your mouth.

Put the balls in your mouth.

Suck them in there.

Second of all, so open your mouth.

You're about to be a learning robot.

What did you guys do?

What are you talking about? What, what, what?

Rebel 3000, bend over and show your asshole.

Oh, yes, please.

Ah, it's definitely broken.

This thing's been beat up already.

So, you know, I mean, you're really upset.

So now, no holes for either of you.

Well, it's okay.

I mean, there's a mouth, right? No, no holes. It's mine. I bought it. It's my

thing. I mean, your feet aren't a hole. Oh, my gosh. Okay. No touching my robot,

period. Okay?

Reminder. Rebel 3000 is designed to be used by multiple people at once.

Rebel 3000 can be used by son, grandpa, and husband.

Rebel 3000 has multiple holes. He does, no reason to be greedy.

I call her pussy!

There you go.

I call this.

Whatever you want.

Thank you.

It was a lot of money.

We'll take extra good care of her.

And... Rebel 3000.

Origin mode.

There we go. So you knew she had an origin mode the whole time?

You fucker.

I can walk!

who wrote this in years, crap. Well, hey, ah.

Flap mode

activated.

Oh yeah.

That's it.

Good job, Grandpa.

Good job. Give me five.

I taught you about investment.

I did.

Hey, stepson. Yo.

Get in here.

Oh, fuck. Fuck.

Oh,

my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, yes, that's it.

That's it.

There

we

go. Oh, my God.

All right.

All right, I got to get what I paid for. I got to get what I paid for. I

understand. Go ahead.

I'm finally going to use what I paid for.

There wasn't everything, but a good amount of money.

I got you as kids.

Oh, my God.

What did you say? Why don't we fuck both of those at once, Dad?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. All right, well, you already ruined it anyway.

Airtight mode activated.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Get up in there.

Get up in there.

Oh, fuck.

Rebel 3000,

get on with that.

So why don't you step on in there. Go, go ahead, Grandpa.

Go ahead.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Son,

why don't you get over to the top?

This was a great idea

Yes. Potion level increasing.

Oh,

yeah,

that's it.

Good job.

Good job.

I guess I should have done this earlier.

You need to practice.

You're so good.

I should put her in the garage. It took us 20 minutes to find her.

Come on, it's that doggy sound. Oh,

shit.

Mmm.

Fuck. Ooh.

Ah, nice. All right, it's meant for at least three people.

Oh, shit.

Mmm. That's my stepson.

um um

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, yeah.

I didn't know Rumble 3000 could take two days.

I don't think it said it in the manual, but fucking...

Get up. Get up. Get up.

It's not all weird. All right.

Thank you.

No, but...

Let's relax and we're going to come.

That's my boy, Tommy.

investment.