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Yeah, so I was saying, could you just
grant me my request? Okay, hold on, I've
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got to go to the park.
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Hi.
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Are you tired of doing your own chores?
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Are you tired of having to button your
own cuffs?
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to mop your own floors, to take out your
own garbage, to clean up the toilet
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after yourself.
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Well, I tell you, my friends, I'm tired
of chores.
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And that's what I've decided to do is to
eliminate the necessity of doing stuff
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yourself. What I'm going to tell you
about is something that you absolutely
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positively cannot do without.
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So I'm telling you, what you need is
technology.
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Now, at our age, you don't need
technology.
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But you do need it. When you see it,
you'll need it. The Rebel 3000.
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Not happy with Rebel 1000, Rebel 2000.
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We got inside the Rebel 3000 and we made
it work from the inside out.
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Here it is. The Rebel 3000.
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Meet the Rebel 3000.
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Your own personal assistant so that you
don't have to lift a finger.
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R10 loses again, speaking of which, my
shit.
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Hey,
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Grandpa.
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I tried.
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I can't
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even
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hear what's going on.
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I
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would
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like for one week.
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Our team needs fucking help for doing
that.
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Well, you know, there's more in life
than I can fucking afford.
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Oh, what is there to life, then,
Grandpa?
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Well... Taking a shit in the living
room?
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There's...
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Except for dinner.
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That happens. Okay?
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Okay. Longer now.
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Can you not smoke in the house? Let me
get a hit, Grandpa.
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No. Stop.
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We've talked about this many times.
Please don't smoke in front of my
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Don't be such a prick. This is where Mom
left you. Okay, I won't even like it.
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I keep complaining about stuff I can't
even think of. Like, I can't really
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like shit here.
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Because I make sacrifices around the
house for you. That's why.
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And you... Cold.
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So cold. Need to learn how... Good
football game. There we go.
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There's plenty of good football games.
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I want to see how some good people do
it.
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Absolutely.
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One of my retirement magazines.
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Bingo Grandpa Retirement Magazine. The
Rebel 3000. It's supposed to be some
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of sophisticated... They said discreet
packaging.
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They said discreet packaging.
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I hope it's not broken now.
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Fuck.
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Stepson, move out of the way. Listen to
me for once.
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Watch your mouth.
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Put you in check.
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3000, your new personal assistant.
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Good Lord, it sucks.
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Look. That's not Chinese, that's
American.
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We needed a good woman figure in the
house, again.
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That's the real.
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Okay, stick.
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Damn. Can you stop touching my thing?
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I'm trying to have some fun here. Yes,
but I don't have a lot of money as it
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Your stepmom took all the alimony, so
the least I can do.
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Have us have a good household.
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Cool? Yeah, it looks like money well
spent to me.
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Fuck, they've got nipples.
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Oh, let's see. They've got nipples on
them. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,
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You're a fucking party pooper, Dad. Look
at this thing. You're not ready to
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carry it.
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There's two, Grandpa. Look at that.
Damn.
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Oh,
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wow. Look at her.
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Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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Mom did. She was very expensive.
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Yeah. She was very expensive.
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So was your wife.
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Hey, that's my mom you're talking about.
Hey, hey, hey, stop.
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Trust me. I'm not lying. She was
expensive.
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I have an app to prove it. Okay? Turn on
that thing or what?
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You do everything.
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You can clean the house or clean the
toilet.
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I used to. I mean.
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All right.
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Stop.
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Rebel 3000.
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On.
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Click.
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Okay. Oh, that's on. Yeah,
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the light's on.
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Calibrate.
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Mouth.
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Small. Oh, it's very small.
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It's alive.
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Button to synchronize arms.
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Okay. Arms up.
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Okay.
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And arms side.
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Come on. I got to make sure.
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Okay. I'm going to pretend I didn't hear
that, but I'm going to have to make
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sure it all worked.
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Okay?
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What's wrong with you?
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fucking fuck.
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I smell like shit in here.
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Hey, let's get her to make some food in
the kitchen.
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I mean, there's plenty of time to do the
other stuff. I'd like to have some
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energy to fuck. I mean, she can either
run down the hill and fuck them all.
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Let's see.
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Okay. And so, lift glasses to begin
speaking protocol.
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There we go.
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Hi, I'm Rebel 3000.
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Your new personal assistant.
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Please tell me your name and titles you
wish to be called.
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I'm BJ. I'm the dad of the family.
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Nice to meet you. You're going to be my
wife.
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I'm husband.
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I love you, husband.
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There we go. Finally.
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Walk. Steps.
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Did you help me get out of the box?
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I'm Grandpa.
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Hi, Grandpa.
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What do you want me to do?
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Make me a fucking sandwich.
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Okay, Grandpa. Like Grandpa said, a
fucking sandwich would be nice. Really?
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Extra cheese.
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I mean, that's what we always said to
Mom.
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is much better than Martin L.
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Apparently the panties are sold
separately.
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All right. You're better without.
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Stop. Family meeting. Right now.
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Living room.
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
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How is a family meeting?
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Okay.
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I bought her.
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That pussy is mine.
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She has a lot more fun holes than just
her clippy anyway.
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Can you eat it all yourself?
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I bought her.
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It's my investment.
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I need this right now.
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So please, I'm asking you both very
nicely.
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She doesn't even look like her wife left
you for a postal inspector.
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It doesn't matter.
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You should always share with your son.
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It's mine.
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No. Postal inspector.
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No.
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It's mine.
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I will not fuck her pussy. If Grandpa
won't do it, I guess I won't do it.
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there you go. So we're not going to fuck
her pussy. Okay,
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we're not going to fuck it.
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Good.
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Happy we're clear on that.
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Dad said that pussy's his, but man, that
ass is gonna be all mine.
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God,
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it looks so realistic.
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I wonder if it tastes real.
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I just feel so realistic.
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You want to
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take a look at it?
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Allison, you like fat cum lubs?
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Yes, I like fat cum lubs.
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Yeah, that was so good, Rebel T.
Thompson.
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All right, I'll let you clean it up
before my dad fucking chews my ass for
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fucking his robot.
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Okay, get the dress up to her.
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You're straightened out.
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Better put these away.
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I will see you again soon.
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She looks so real.
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Wow.
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That's amazing.
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I wonder if her mouth works.
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Rebel.
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Rebel, get on your knees and open your
mouth.
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Web drop configuration on.
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Just take your tongue out all the way.
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Stop.
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Open your mouth.
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Put the balls in your mouth.
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Suck them in there.
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Second of all, so open your mouth.
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You're about to be a learning robot.
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What did you guys do?
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What are you talking about? What, what,
what?
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Rebel 3000, bend over and show your
asshole.
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Oh, yes, please.
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Ah, it's definitely broken.
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This thing's been beat up already.
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So, you know, I mean, you're really
upset.
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So now, no holes for either of you.
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Well, it's okay.
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I mean, there's a mouth, right? No, no
holes. It's mine. I bought it. It's my
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thing. I mean, your feet aren't a hole.
Oh, my gosh. Okay. No touching my robot,
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period. Okay?
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Reminder. Rebel 3000 is designed to be
used by multiple people at once.
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Rebel 3000 can be used by son, grandpa,
and husband.
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Rebel 3000 has multiple holes. He does,
no reason to be greedy.
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I call her pussy!
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There you go.
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I call this.
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Whatever you want.
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Thank you.
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It was a lot of money.
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We'll take extra good care of her.
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And... Rebel 3000.
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Origin mode.
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There we go. So you knew she had an
origin mode the whole time?
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You fucker.
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I can walk!
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who wrote this in years, crap. Well,
hey, ah.
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Flap mode
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activated.
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Oh yeah.
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That's it.
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Good job, Grandpa.
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Good job. Give me five.
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I taught you about investment.
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I did.
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Hey, stepson. Yo.
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Get in here.
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Oh, fuck. Fuck.
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Oh,
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my goodness.
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Oh, my goodness.
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That's it.
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That's it.
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That's it.
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Oh, yes, that's it.
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That's it.
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There
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we
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go. Oh, my God.
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All right.
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All right, I got to get what I paid for.
I got to get what I paid for. I
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understand. Go ahead.
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I'm finally going to use what I paid
for.
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There wasn't everything, but a good
amount of money.
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I got you as kids.
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Oh, my God.
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What did you say? Why don't we fuck both
of those at once, Dad?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. All right, well, you already
ruined it anyway.
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Airtight mode activated.
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Oh, God.
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Yeah.
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Get up in there.
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Get up in there.
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Oh, fuck.
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Rebel 3000,
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get on with that.
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So why don't you step on in there. Go,
go ahead, Grandpa.
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Go ahead.
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That's it.
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That's it.
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That's it.
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Son,
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why don't you get over to the top?
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This was a great idea
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Yes. Potion level increasing.
268
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Oh,
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00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:12,940
yeah,
270
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that's it.
271
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Good job.
272
00:35:27,550 --> 00:35:28,650
Good job.
273
00:35:30,730 --> 00:35:37,730
I guess I should have done this earlier.
274
00:35:37,910 --> 00:35:38,910
You need to practice.
275
00:35:41,790 --> 00:35:45,750
You're so good.
276
00:35:46,630 --> 00:35:49,570
I should put her in the garage. It took
us 20 minutes to find her.
277
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,500
Come on, it's that doggy sound. Oh,
278
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:03,000
shit.
279
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,120
Mmm.
280
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:15,820
Fuck. Ooh.
281
00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:19,980
Ah, nice. All right, it's meant for at
least three people.
282
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,560
Oh, shit.
283
00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:24,440
Mmm. That's my stepson.
284
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um um
285
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,480
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
286
00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:01,620
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
287
00:37:07,980 --> 00:37:09,340
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
288
00:37:11,220 --> 00:37:14,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
289
00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:40,500
Oh, goodness.
290
00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:48,600
Oh, yeah.
291
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:56,720
I didn't know Rumble 3000 could take two
days.
292
00:37:57,329 --> 00:37:59,730
I don't think it said it in the manual,
but fucking...
293
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Get up. Get up. Get up.
294
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,860
It's not all weird. All right.
295
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Thank you.
296
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,600
No, but...
297
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Let's relax and we're going to come.
298
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That's my boy, Tommy.
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investment.
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