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Oh, that's better.

Oh, yeah.

That's better.

Hi, John.

Do we drink wine tonight?

Oh, yeah, fine.

Sounds like a right to me, as long as you're paying.

Partner?

The usual, please.

Why?

Two white? Yeah.

Welcome in the second.

Thank you.

Hi guys.

Hello. Hi.

Please no shoes on the couch.

Oh, sorry mate.

You want some of the glass?

No, no, the glass for him, for Jonathan and me.

Yeah, pretty much.

Thank you.

Thank you. Oh lovely.

No shoes on the couch.

No shoes on the couch.

Right.

Here we are again.

Our usual Christmas anniversary.

And a new year.

And a new year. Cheers to you. Cheers to you.

That's it. Great.

Yeah, I think so.

Hey, bartenders.

Can you come in, please?

What can I do for you?

I'll do John and Hugo, the famous porn actor.

He's a John and Hugo, but I don't know if they're famous porn actors.

What is wrong

with me?

Always the same.

Excuse us, guys.

Are you Joanna and Hugo?

Yeah, yeah, I'm John.

Can we sit with you?

Well, this is... Why not? Why not? It's a bit different from our usual

tradition, but... But, you know, yeah, I have to say, it's a bit unexpected for

us, but do take a seat, please.

Please, please, thank you.

How do you know

us? Where do you know us from?

That's right.

How do they... How do you know us?

Where have you seen us from?

We don't recognise you, I must admit.

We watch your movies.

We know you are a porn star.

Well, that is most unusual.

If you're out on the street, well, not on the street, but, you know, in public,

we're not often recognised, are we, Hugo?

No, no.

Never before.

No? It's unusual and it's been a while, yes, from action.

Yes, that's it. I think, you know, we've been...

semi -retired for a long while now. Well, no, I don't work at all, you know.

It's maybe time you have some action again.

Well, you know, sometimes opportunity knocks, you know, that's it.

Yeah, well, as I say, isn't it?

It's a grand thing, you know. And my vanity, you know, I think both of us

vanities, it's so flattered.

Thank you very much.

Well, I do the same thing.

It really does cheer us, doesn't it?

It's nice, nice to be here, and nice that they are here.

Oh, yes, yeah, that's right. Well, you know, how come you have to be here? Do

you live here?

Thank you.

... ...

...

...

...

You could be testing one.

But like you do look quite cool.

Well,

yeah, that's an indication of you. Yeah, can you do that?

Well, of course, yes.

Lovely,

I'm looking forward to seeing you, yeah.

Have a good break.

You know what just happened now?

Well. Sure.

I know. It was unexpected, huh?

But I can entirely agree. Wow, what's happening? It looks good for tonight, I

think. You think so?

I think so.

Well, I don't know. I'll see it when it actually happens. I hope they come back.

I hope they come back. Well, that's it. Have they just done a runner?

No, no, no. They'll come back, I'm sure. How many times have we had this before?

It's a day. Oh, yeah. Hi, fellow. Lovely.

Thank you for the drink. Promises, promises.

And they're off.

But these ones come back, I'm sure.

You'll see.

Watch it, watch it, watch it.

Well, Newcombe, what does that mean to us?

Is this real or is it this?

It is real.

I think it's a Christmas miracle.

It is

indeed

a Christmas miracle.

Hmm.

Oh.

Bye.

Bye.

Yeah.

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Oh.

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Yeah.