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Get the fuck down.
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I'll take the one to the left. Take the
one to the right.
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Honey,
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can you be ready to go?
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Yeah, one sec, babe.
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Hey, watch out, they're coming in.
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They're coming in, they're coming in.
Oh, no.
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Oh, fuck, they're coming in.
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Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Abort mission, abort,
abort.
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Fuck.
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I'm dead.
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I can't believe it.
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Fuck.
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Oh, need another beer, bro?
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I'm good, I appreciate it, bro. All
right.
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Did we talk about?
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What are you talking about?
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These are my beers. I bought them.
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I told you I'm not drinking your lame
-ass wine coolers. Not about the beers.
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About drinking with my boyfriend.
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Are you seriously telling me to tell
your boyfriend not to have any beers?
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That's what we agreed to.
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Well, that was before DEFCON 3 came out.
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Listen to me. This is my only night off
this week. and I want to spend it with
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my boyfriend at a fancy restaurant
eating nice food and dancing.
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And when I come home, I want him in my
bed.
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I don't need him up all night playing
video games, getting drunk with you, and
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passing out on the sofa.
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Okay, well, it's his day off too, so if
he wants to spend it having brewskis
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with his bro... I am not competing with
you, Chadwick. He's my boyfriend.
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You know what?
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I think you're a bad influence on my
best friend.
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Me? The bad influence?
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Yeah, that's right.
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If your boyfriend wants to spend his
time with his best friend more than he
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wants to spend it with you, maybe you
need to get a new boyfriend.
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What did you just say?
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Yo, Chad, what's the ETA on that IPA?
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Face it, sis.
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The man's made his choice.
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You lose.
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Honey, I am ready.
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What are you doing?
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Hey, come on, hop in the shower.
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It's our one night of the week that we
get to go on a date.
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Come on.
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Baby,
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are you awake?
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Come on, it's our date night.
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Please, for me.
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Baby, please. Come on, wake up. Wake up.
We gotta go.
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Hey, sis.
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Nice dress.
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Hey,
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bro. What's up?
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Look, I'm not in the mood for more of
your lectures right now, alright?
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Lecture.
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It's funny.
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No, you know, I was just thinking about,
you know, when we were kids, playing at
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your mom and my dad's house, how we
would always wrestle.
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And, of course, I mean, I would always
win.
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Yeah, I mean, yeah, I would let you win
sometimes.
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Right.
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Anyways, my point is, don't you miss how
close we used to be?
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Well, I suppose if we spent more time
together, then...
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I wouldn't be spending as much time with
my best friend.
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Exactly. Like, maybe you'd like hanging
out with me so much you wouldn't even
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want to see Jason.
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Well, that's not really how it works. I
mean, me and Jason just have a lot more
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in common than you and I.
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It's not that I don't like spending time
with you. I do, but it's just
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different.
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Because I'm a girl?
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Well, yeah.
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You can't wrestle with me anymore
because I'm a girl.
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Well, you're a woman, and it's not
exactly that cool to wrestle with your
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adult stepsister.
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Because you'd get turned on?
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What? Fuck off. What are you getting at
here?
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I want to make a deal. Okay? I want
something from you that costs nothing.
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Just your effort.
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And in exchange, I will give you
something for me that costs nothing,
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efforts.
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And what do you have that I would want?
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What don't I have that you would want?
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How about this?
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I take off the sexy little dress for you
so long as you leave my boyfriend alone
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whenever I want.
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You know this is kind of fucked up,
right?
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What kind of pervert do you think I am?
Want to see my sister naked?
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Okay, all right. Let's just forget about
it. Sorry.
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Okay, hold on.
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I'm not saying I don't like the
direction that this is headed.
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I do.
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It's just, you know, if you're just
standing there naked, it's just going to
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feel like my sister's standing there
naked because she wants something in
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exchange. It doesn't feel like it's
really for me. It's not really that, you
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know.
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So I just maybe want to tweak it a
little bit, you know?
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So what do you want, Chad? I'm desperate
here.
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Well, there was this one time where you
and Jason were in the other room and
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you had this music playing and you were
giggling and, I don't know,
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it's going to sound kind of crazy, kind
of goofy.
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Just tell me.
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I want you to give me a lap dance.
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A dance?
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Like, a striptease?
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No, I've only ever done that for my
boyfriend.
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Do it for me like you would do it for
him.
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Oh, my God.
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No, Chad.
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Why are you laughing?
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You're the one who came in here, like,
ready to get naked for me to strip down.
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Like, I'm not the pathetic one. Okay,
deal.
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Okay?
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Deal.
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Let's turn on some music.
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Is this what you wanted?
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Yeah, that's working.
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See you.
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Let me just, uh... I'm going to adjust
my zipper. It's killing me.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay, cool.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, it's, um... It's not a big deal. I'm
just... You know, I'm enjoying it,
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so... Yeah. I can see that. You're
fucking hard.
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Yeah. So... I like it. Come on.
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Should I continue?
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Yeah.
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You're distracting, like... Yeah?
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Yeah. Well, I can feel that you're wet.
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Well, yeah, there's a hard dick right up
against me, like... Yeah,
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I don't... Well...
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What do you want me to do?
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I mean, I don't know. It's more
comfortable, I guess. You could take it
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I'm...
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I'm not going to do anything with it
after that.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Sounds good.
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Okay.
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You want to just, you know, just grind
against it a little more?
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I guess, if I keep my panties on.
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Yeah, like that.
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You think, um... You think maybe I could
just see you?
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Next to your pretty face.
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After that, a deal's a deal, I swear.
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Okay. I just want to see it next to your
face.
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Yeah? Yeah, of course.
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I have an even better idea.
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Why don't you lay back on the bed?
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Thank you.
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I just figured I could make the dough a
little sweeter for you.
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A little better than what I was
expecting.
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But it's definitely blowing my mind.
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I don't think I can stop now.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh my god. Oh my fucking god.
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Oh my goodness.
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I didn't know my stepbrother had such a
nice fucking cock.
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Yeah. Let's just say it's up to you.
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Bye.
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Oh, fuck it.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You know what?
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I think you're a bad influence on my
best friend.
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Me? The black... Fuck, sorry.
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One more time.
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