Original subtitles

♪♪

Star Wars theme plays

Admiral Ackbar Come on,

Hang in there.

Do hurry, Admiral.

According to

the stolen ship

somewhere in

That's not a ship,

and I don't need

to tell me that

here.

I'm awesome at

Everything else,

Oh, the awful things

Battles, betrayals,

Thank the maker

and we can get on

loud rumbling

Battle droids! Hide me,

Take it easy, chief.

The battle droids factory

was destroyed

These old junkers

Perhaps they

Pardon me.

- Can you help me?

Have you by any chance

both Negative negative.

You're not useful at all.

all Sorry sorry.

I'll never find R2.

Oh, my sweet ride is gone.

And seeing those scary

It was he who destroyed

I'll never forget when

It all began when

had been raging

both talking at once

A ship is just

A droid is a person.

Okay, fine.

Thank you.

The separatist leader,

had somehow acquired

top-secret

This disc is all you need

and win the war.

Take it to the separatist

Yes, my lord.

evil laughter

Victory is ours!

My ship, which was

Oopsie. After him!

Must steal new ship.

wheezing

than half my original lungs.

wheezing cough

Welcome aboard, senator.

The galley is well-stocked

Wait. You're not

What was your first clue?

C3-PO Your hideous

Grievous I was

Great is your valor,

But still too impulsive

Patience

if to be a great Jedi

Grievous laughing,

If you'll excuse me.

They seem to have

Oh, notice that,

I've got you where

Ooh, I'm shaking

Well, fancy meeting

If you two don't mind,

less yakking,

Permission

Not granted.

horns honking

screaming

We've got to help Anakin.

- After them!

all Sorry.

beeping

You, take the wheel.

Me? I'm a terrible pilot.

But I'm a fast learner.

Uh-oh.

Oh, that hurts.

That's the general

Get it?

Getting it and thinking

are two different things.

- Uh-oh.

Like I said,

laughing See ya.

Would not want

Thank you, Master.

You're nearly

You can stop

Sorry, Obi.

Uh, let's go back

We'll never find

Those stolen battle plans

Not all is lost,

We still have

Wonderful. From one

Come along. I have

I can only imagine

- Cocktail weenies?

This isn't so bad.

speaking alien language

Oh. Spoke too soon.

Pardon me, but haven't

Probably caught him

Good work, general.

These plans will assure

Yes. The winning

I just said that.

I wanted

Anakin, your effort to

Diving out of a window?

- Yes, but--

No buts.

Think before you act,

if wish to be

Enemies of the Republic.

This is coming from R2-D2.

He's on Geonosis.

Today, we win this war.

Get those plans back,

- But you just said

What I said, forget.

You're the boss.

Oh, heck, what the.

For me, wait.

To Geonosis!

What I'm about

will change

Behold, the Republic's

singing

- Huh?

General, what is

It means, Dooku,

Party's over, boys.

Oh, I don't think so.

Super Sith team,

Mini burgers.

Mmm.

The droid has the plans.

evil cackling

Give them to me.

Give him the plans, R2.

Oh, dear!

both Noooooo!

Why are you saying no?

He's got the battle

Oh, right.

both Nooooo!

He's setting off

Oh, yes,

The whole place

R2-D2, you are a hero!

Never do that again!

I was so cross

I still am.

I do hope

so I can give him

clanging sound

That is an odd sound

This is the ship

Daisy Mae! What have

The space court,

The villain knew

so he ditched your ship

But where, admiral, where?

Leave me out of this.

We're rebonding.

- Sorry.

Have you seen my friend?

Mister, I'm only

You've got to help me.

He's a fellow droid,

He has been captured

Okay, okay, don't get

If you friend

he'd be on

There he is...

That's a fire hydrant.

- Oh, there...

I'm so sorry for

I'm in a dreadful state.

Such a terrible thing

And your friend's a hero.

What an awful way

who helped defeat

Yes, and the irony is

that it was the kidnapping

the fall of the Jedi

Would you like to

I certainly would.

A year had passed,

and General Grievous

were desperate to make

that would end the war.

They decided to kidnap

Thanks for coming by.

You're just the witness...

I mean, droid I need.

I am honored to be

of such a noble,

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now!

Just be a moment.

Grievous laughing

Ha! Total surprise

General Grievous!

General Grievous,

- at once!

No, you fool.

Oh, uh, yes,

And stop calling

Poor innocent

- You seem troubled.

Just the usual rage

for not seeing

But I have a good

The future is bright

and our child-to-be.

excited beeping

Thanks, R2.

Have you thought of

Chancellor Help!

Well, the girl name

- brakes screeching

For a boy, I've

Kidnapping in progress!

Bad guys got me.

Padme reciting names

...Jubnuk, IG88,

horn honking

The chancellor's

I have to save him, Padme.

Finally.

Obi Wan, Grievous

are holding the chancellor

I know, but why can't

a straight line

'Cause this way

Drat.

Don't worry.

Master, what a brilliant

To lure the Jedi

so you can reveal yourself

and have us

Uh, yeah, sure,

Unhand

Jedi.

Time to give up, Dooku.

Ha. You just walked

We have a secret weapon

the power of the Sith.

Get those bad guys,

That wasn't the plan.

Yes, it was.

I'll get you.

Yes, Anakin, yes.

Give in to your hate.

Isn't that a bad thing

Oh, right.

Why would I tell you

Silly me.

You haven't seen

You have seen

Great work, Anakin.

Now let's hope

screaming

Grievous is out there.

No, Anakin, I'll go.

You're just

I won't accept this

Agree with Obi-Wan,

angry muttering

Anakin, you're right

He doesn't see

Really? You think

Oh, yes, and I say this

with no ulterior motives.

I'm the only friend...

Whoa, gotta go!

Trust me completely.

I think the chancellor

Huh. Highly unlikely,

I'd love to help you

but he's not here.

No, sir.

No big scary robot

Is there something

exasperated groan

He's trying to tell you

laughing

Ow! No problem.

I'm just as good

You are not nice.

You're under arrest,

Or should I say,

Well, duh.

- Whoa!

Stand back

goofy exclaiming

- What's going on?

is attacking poor old me.

Eat lightning, Windu.

Mutiny, Anakin.

Crackle, crackle.

Oh, so weak.

I don't know

- You don't?

Oh, no.

Kinda late

Congratulations, my friend.

You are no longer

second-string Jedi.

You are Darth Vader,

the most powerful being

needle scratches

You have to obey

I made a very

What was that,

Darth Vader shall

evil laughter

The Jedi

Ha! You're doomed

R means real fast, right?

Uh, sure.

screaming

Cody, Clone troopers,

Oh, wonder where

C3-PO The less said about

but it was a terrible day

that saw

the birth of

and a fatal battle

and his former apprentice.

Anakin, I loved you

but you turned to

and destroyed

I say the Jedi

and the emperor and I

You didn't save it.

- Nuh-uh.

- Nuh-uh.

What I said is true,

from a certain

That's the dumbest thing

Well, as long as

let's make it interesting.

Agreed.

Hey, it's Master Yoda.

Hi.

What did we ever do?

Ended, your reign is,

Or should I call you

Or should I call you

Yes, yes, we all

C3-PO Anakin's transformation

breathing heavily

cheering

Things never looked

But with the birth

we did have

If only I had hope

It's R2; I'd know

But where did

Run those images back.

Please magnify it.

I can't magnify.

I said magnify.

Mos Eisley.

I have to save him.

You're in luck.

Man on P.A. Terminal shuttle

Mos Ersba and all Mos-es

- is now boarding

Thank you for the ride,

but I must follow R2.

Of course.

I'm just happy to have

Come back here

Negative negative.

I can't believe

but take me to Tatooine

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