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Hi, I'm Nadia Nabokova. I'm here for
Miss .X .com, and I'm going to give you
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my love.
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Nadia! Hey, Nadia!
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I'm just excited. Look, pick this up.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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What's that for?
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It's for my profile for the dating site.
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You're really going through with that?
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Yeah, I'm moving out this Saturday, and
if all goes well, I'll be bringing back
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chicks to see my new place.
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Stand against the wall. Let's do this
over with.
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Here, I need you to record me.
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Now you gotta put the thing out to
record.
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And then the red button to start it.
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Got it?
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Yeah, I got it. Okay.
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Alright, action.
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Hey, what's up everybody? I'm Glenn.
Cut. Who the hell is Glenn?
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Uh, Glenn Fry is my alias. Like, Glenn
Fry from the Eagles.
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Duh. Who?
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No, not... Not from the Who. The Eagle.
The greatest singer -songwriter that
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ever lived?
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The man with the really handsome Fu
Manchu?
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No, Brandon.
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Use your real name.
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Glenn sounds dorky anyway.
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Okay. No, you're probably right.
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Ready?
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Action. Hi, I'm Brandon Ashton.
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I'm looking for a like -minded
girlfriend who loves watching movies,
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to eat.
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Maybe we can go grab some... a cup of
coffee at Pear Java.
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If you like what you see here, you know,
just click like, and if our profiles
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match up, then hit me up.
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Was that good?
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Yeah, I mean, it was alright, but I
don't understand why you have to do this
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anyway.
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You're going to be free for the first
time in your life, and you want to be
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down and have a girlfriend?
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I swear to God, it's going to be like
having a mom.
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Well, we have to spend a little time
apart if we're ever going to meet new
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people. Don't you want to get married
someday?
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Well, I do, Nadia. We're growing up.
It's best for both of us. I want a
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girlfriend. Someone who's my friend. A
lover. Someone I can go out in public
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with. Someone I like to be seen with. I
can be seen with you, Brandon.
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Why not just take me out of this house?
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We won't have to whisper or stifle our
moans.
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Just think about leaning me over the
countertop and taking me from behind or
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fucking me in the elevators of the loft.
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It'll still be bad. It'll be so...
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Uh, give me the camcorder. I need to get
back.
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Come on.
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I need to get back in time.
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No, I'm not in the planning plan.
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Wait, what?
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You're making a profile too? Yeah, but
it's a totally different site. Are you
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going to film me here on the bed?
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Um,
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alright.
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Hi, I'm Nadia, and I'm looking for a fun
guy to come play with me.
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No strings attached.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop the clock.
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What? What kind of dating site is this?
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Perfect 10 hookups. You got a problem?
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Uh, yeah, Nadia, I have a problem. This
is going online. It's going to be out
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there forever.
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Um, this is, like, embarrassing.
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What are you doing?
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I think you're jealous.
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I'm not jealous. I don't care if you get
a boyfriend. Just not from that trashy
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site. Whatever, Brandon. Just email the
file to me or else I'm going to make one
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with my phone.
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You don't know what men are like from
those sites.
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They take liberties.
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I worry about you.
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Sure, you're right. I'm just a
vulnerable little flower.
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And how would I handle that big ocean of
dicks that's just going to plow my
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pussy and ass over and over again? I
told you you're not going on that site,
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Nadia.
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Let go of my arm.
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You win.
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So what do you want?
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I want you, dumbass.
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I don't want you to have a girlfriend.
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I don't want to share you.
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We can still play around on the DL.
Stop.
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I'll show you that you don't need
another woman.
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Nadia, no, we shouldn't.
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Relax. I want to show you something new.
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Maybe you don't have to feel guilty if
we don't have sex.
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I'll just keep my panties on.
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No, Nadia, this isn't... You know we
shouldn't be... Shut
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up. I'm going to do what I want.
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You can touch me, but only with your
fingers.
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Wait.
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You're making me crazy.
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Peace.
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Take your shirt off.
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Take your pants off.
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Not until you agree to take me with you.
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He may have been down, but don't go in.
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I'm going to show you just how much you
need me.
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Please.
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Will you take me with you?
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Get me out of this house?
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again soon.
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