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Hi, I'm Nadia Nabokova. I'm here for Miss .X .com, and I'm going to give you

my love.

Nadia! Hey, Nadia!

I'm just excited. Look, pick this up.

Pretty cool, huh?

What's that for?

It's for my profile for the dating site.

You're really going through with that?

Yeah, I'm moving out this Saturday, and if all goes well, I'll be bringing back

chicks to see my new place.

Stand against the wall. Let's do this over with.

Here, I need you to record me.

Now you gotta put the thing out to record.

And then the red button to start it.

Got it?

Yeah, I got it. Okay.

Alright, action.

Hey, what's up everybody? I'm Glenn. Cut. Who the hell is Glenn?

Uh, Glenn Fry is my alias. Like, Glenn Fry from the Eagles.

Duh. Who?

No, not... Not from the Who. The Eagle. The greatest singer -songwriter that

ever lived?

The man with the really handsome Fu Manchu?

No, Brandon.

Use your real name.

Glenn sounds dorky anyway.

Okay. No, you're probably right.

Ready?

Action. Hi, I'm Brandon Ashton.

I'm looking for a like -minded girlfriend who loves watching movies,

to eat.

Maybe we can go grab some... a cup of coffee at Pear Java.

If you like what you see here, you know, just click like, and if our profiles

match up, then hit me up.

Was that good?

Yeah, I mean, it was alright, but I don't understand why you have to do this

anyway.

You're going to be free for the first time in your life, and you want to be

down and have a girlfriend?

I swear to God, it's going to be like having a mom.

Well, we have to spend a little time apart if we're ever going to meet new

people. Don't you want to get married someday?

Well, I do, Nadia. We're growing up. It's best for both of us. I want a

girlfriend. Someone who's my friend. A lover. Someone I can go out in public

with. Someone I like to be seen with. I can be seen with you, Brandon.

Why not just take me out of this house?

We won't have to whisper or stifle our moans.

Just think about leaning me over the countertop and taking me from behind or

fucking me in the elevators of the loft.

It'll still be bad. It'll be so...

Uh, give me the camcorder. I need to get back.

Come on.

I need to get back in time.

No, I'm not in the planning plan.

Wait, what?

You're making a profile too? Yeah, but it's a totally different site. Are you

going to film me here on the bed?

Um,

alright.

Hi, I'm Nadia, and I'm looking for a fun guy to come play with me.

No strings attached.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop the clock.

What? What kind of dating site is this?

Perfect 10 hookups. You got a problem?

Uh, yeah, Nadia, I have a problem. This is going online. It's going to be out

there forever.

Um, this is, like, embarrassing.

What are you doing?

I think you're jealous.

I'm not jealous. I don't care if you get a boyfriend. Just not from that trashy

site. Whatever, Brandon. Just email the file to me or else I'm going to make one

with my phone.

You don't know what men are like from those sites.

They take liberties.

I worry about you.

Sure, you're right. I'm just a vulnerable little flower.

And how would I handle that big ocean of dicks that's just going to plow my

pussy and ass over and over again? I told you you're not going on that site,

Nadia.

Let go of my arm.

You win.

So what do you want?

I want you, dumbass.

I don't want you to have a girlfriend.

I don't want to share you.

We can still play around on the DL. Stop.

I'll show you that you don't need another woman.

Nadia, no, we shouldn't.

Relax. I want to show you something new.

Maybe you don't have to feel guilty if we don't have sex.

I'll just keep my panties on.

No, Nadia, this isn't... You know we shouldn't be... Shut

up. I'm going to do what I want.

You can touch me, but only with your fingers.

Wait.

You're making me crazy.

Peace.

Take your shirt off.

Take your pants off.

Not until you agree to take me with you.

He may have been down, but don't go in.

I'm going to show you just how much you need me.

Please.

Will you take me with you?

Get me out of this house?

again soon.