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哈喽,大家好,我是克莱尔。
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哦,对了,GDAV1-9都可以登陆哦。.
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阿弥陀佛!
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哎,懒子,我看你硬糖发黑,妖气缠身,想必府上必有妖孽祖孙。
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快提吧啦啦,家中只有我和娘子二人,何来的妖孽?
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那就对了,你家狗懒子夫人,其实是……蛇精。.
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你这个老兔,胡言乱语,我才不信。.
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爱信不信,老衲教你一个让它显出圆形的办法。.
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把 这药倒入它脚中,蛇最怕雄狂,它自然会显出圆形。.
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瞅啥瞅啊,我告诉你,自从嫁给你以后,我这次倒了八辈子血没了。
瞅瞅你这穷的。.
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娘子,是不是喝多了呀?
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我没喝多。.
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想当黑洞老师,我怎么就看上你了呢?
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我……我…… 你离什么离?
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不就是因为你是个学医的吗?
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结果你倒好,一颗红包没给我拿来,一天到晚跟那个妖精拼命,眉来眼去。.
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我.
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漂亮 的娘子,怎么可能自设计?
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发汗,明天我再找你算账。 来,娘子。.
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设计是吧?
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凶狂粉是吧?
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还显出圆形,我圆极倒是显出来的。 你看看给我揍的。.
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阿弥陀佛,智朗那是彻。.
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你那狗懒子夫人道行太高,区区凶狂粉奈何不了她。.
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不过,老郎还有一句,不知施主可愿一试。 我不是。.
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爱他们是不是?
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世界万物相生相克,蛇都喜欢吃老鼠。.
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你扮成老鼠的样子,它定会圆形笔路。.
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不过,你得扮得看起来更好吃一点。.
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好吃一点?
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一、二、三、四。
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铦匠脱掉,脱掉,铦匠脱掉,上衣脱掉,脱掉,上衣脱掉,面积脱掉,
脱掉,白毛脱掉,脱掉,风风脱.
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掉 …… 娘子,你喜不喜欢我这只大老鼠?
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我喜欢你。.
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我 喜欢 你。.
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我喜欢你。.
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我喜欢你。.
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小龙鼠。.
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你抓到了。.
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知道我要怎么惩罚你吗?
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知道。.
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相公。.
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你怎么知道我喜欢老鼠呢?
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太棒了。.
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相公。.
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娘 子,我爱你。.
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娘子,今晚我要惩罚你。.
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啊……啊……啊……啊…….
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哎 呀,老兔女,老兔女,你说得真足。
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我娘子还真是一条舌尖啊。
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昨儿缠了我一整夜,差点把我生吞活剥了呀。.
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有这么大风险,你怎么不早告诉我呀?
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哎呀。.
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风险越大,回报越高呢。.
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市长,你昨晚那把牌做成了点糟了。.
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阿弥陀佛,在初战人面前,就飘出这种事情。.
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这是中原招数,对他并不奏效。.
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这样吧,我再教你一个西域让蛇现形的服务。 师主,想不想学呀?
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哈哈,快几步拉倒吧,不学了,不学了,浮生腰力呀。.
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爱学不学。.
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这是佛祖释迦牟尼流传下来的印度古笔。.
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照这个古笔吹,他的身体就会走摇又摆。 并未系出鱼血。.
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这首歌给你快乐,你又没有爱上我。
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跟着我鼻子,眼睛动一动耳朵。 装乖,傻帅,幻不听风格。
青春有太多未知的财产,真正的烦恼都.
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…… 娘子,你好漂亮。.
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我好想要…… 乖。.
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娘子好美呀。.
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娘子,心好断呀。.
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相公,娘。.
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相公。.
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娘子。.
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娘子,我爸在墙上玩。.
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相公。.
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娘.
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子。.
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娘 子。 我好饿呀。.
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帮我放个纸上,我去地下玩,好不好?
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好。.
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来,我去地下玩,好不好?
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左手。.
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嗯,这个。.
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我 好 饿.
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呀。 娘 子,我们去床上玩。.
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相公。.
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相公,快点。.
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快点。.
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你这徒驴,现在我娘子草都要出道。 你说怎么办吧?
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大胆妖孽,竟敢戏弄我平身。.
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这次,撒家亲自去。.
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哎,等等我。.
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嗯,白素质,你妄顾天条,似同凡人。 今日,老娜就让你显出原形。.
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别念了,别念了,别念了。.
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等掉你别念了,你想偷杀我吗?
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来,3、2、1,开始。.
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我 再教你一个印度…… 印度?
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你怎么搞的印度神油啊?
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再教你一个西域的神油。 印度神油。
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好了,好了,好了。
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等到时间,来一句。
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00:32:21,970 --> 00:32:27,030
哦,原来你是卖神油的。 来,准备。.
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叫你一声,答应了吗?
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敲碎了。.
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你就一点感觉都没有啊。 我 吗?
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给了你一碗酒,喝了多了呢?
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00:32:49,270 --> 00:32:54,630
嗯,他这会念这个,所有的关注焦点都跑进你身上去了,看你反应去了。.
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00:32:55,270 --> 00:32:57,170
你应该有点挡了。.
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00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:02,470
对,所有的反应都在你身上了。.
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有啥反应?
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00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:13,470
你说话不要假音说,清楚一些,大声说,清楚一些。 别有假音。.
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来,3、2、1,开始。.
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来,手机。.
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OK。 谁手机?
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手机手头。.
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这喉出来了好像有点烟的。.
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后期有个白眼。
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00:33:36,010 --> 00:33:37,090
刚开始是两个手。
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后面慢慢的那个感觉一只手打一只手。 然后BGM。.
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来,准备。.
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来,3、2、1,开始。.
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00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:06,490
别念了,别念了,别念了。.
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00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,180
你的反应是什么?
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干嘛呢?
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00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,380
你 给我笑一下,突然一下。.
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再大一点。.
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00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,341
再大一点。 对。 这就有了。.
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00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:27,360
对。 对,对,对,对。 后面你往后击一下。.
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然后眼睛要放在那。.
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对。.
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快快,时间出。 三打北五经。.
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三打北五经。.
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收走。 死了。.
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你好坏。 你敢碰我呀,老孙。.
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我 孙子喜欢化妆。 我不是孙子,我好。.
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孙子,来呀。.
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师父是不会从的。.
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一个半。 干的。.
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