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What started as a joke has now turned into one of the

greatest disasters of this century.

Has he gotten any better? Has he gotten worse?

Unfortunately, patient zero has not showed any signs of improvement.

Desperate, weak, pumping porn addict.

One clip will never be enough.

Breaking

news.

Our top story at the moment. I'm sure you all have been following, eagerly

awaiting updates.

And unfortunately, tonight I have a very scary update for you.

World shutdown.

Once again, we are now under complete world shutdown.

The porn sickness, the porn virus, as people are calling it, has now

spread globally.

All borders are closed.

All workers that are non -essential are no longer allowed to leave their homes.

Stay inside.

Close your doors. Shut your blinds.

Disconnect your Wi -Fi.

We have a very serious global pandemic on our hands.

What started as a joke has now turned into one of

the greatest disasters of this century.

All men that are affected by this virus appear to be left in a zombified trance

state where they cannot stop jerking off.

It appears to be spread over the internet, from watching porn videos.

It is way too easy to contract and spread this porn sickness.

We have never seen this kind of devastation. The only thing that it is

comparable to is COVID.

Obviously, that was our first global pandemic. But this is a new kind of

sickness. This is a sickness that appears to rot the mind, to completely

take over the body.

At this point, there is still no cure. We have nurses who are actively

working with the patients. We have every female doctor on this.

The problem is men are not helpful in this situation because

if we have a male doctor, if we have a male scientist researching this disease,

he will become infected too.

The only people who appear to be safe from this disease are women. This is a

terrible sickness.

Men are not able to stop pumping. They will not leave what they're calling goon

caves that this virus seems to push them to set up.

Perfectly normal family men, their wives just can't wrap their heads around it.

I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around it. This is the craziest news

story that's ever come across my desk. It sounds like something out of a

fantasy. It doesn't even sound like it could possibly be real. We have one of

the nurses here today who has been kind enough to give us a little bit of her

very important time to explain to us what we know so far.

So, thank you, Nurse Fox.

for agreeing to appear on our newscast today to

hopefully give a little bit of clarity to the public. And what are we supposed

to do?

Unfortunately, at this time, we do not know exactly what has

caused this outbreak still.

As you already said, we're theorizing that it is coming from the media. So my

best advice would be stay inside, turn off your Wi -Fi, and only

watch the news.

been any progress made with patient zero i know you have been personally

responsible for overseeing him have you seen any changes has he gotten any

better has he gotten worse unfortunately patient zero has not showed any signs

of improvement um i've been doing a lot of testing on him we've tried a few

different medications and nothing seems to be working long term we've been able

to find some medications that have given him temporary relief from his symptoms.

But as soon as the medication wears off, the symptoms are back in full force. So

right now there's not a positive update to give, unfortunately.

And what advice would you give to our viewers who are watching this?

What advice would you give to the women at home who have husbands who are

infected or who are worried about them becoming infected? What advice would you

give to those women?

My advice to women who are concerned about the men in their lives is to

their media consumption. The only thing that you can leave them alone to watch

by themselves would probably be this channel. The news is probably the only

thing that there is at the moment.

I would try to take a peek, and if it's your husband,

look at his...

you know thing and See if it looks a little raw that tends to be one of the

early symptoms that shows up is rawness from over stroking and Maybe you'll be

able to catch it early.

Yes This is probably the only safe thing for a man to watch at the

moment is the news because There is so much soft porn and overt

sexuality. And as I said, we're not 100 % sure how this disease is being

triggered. But what we do know is that it has to do with porn consumption. So I

want all the men to tune in now and listen to what Miss Fox has to

say. Now for the men who are tuned in.

I bet you know exactly what's been causing all of these symptoms, don't

pervert?

I know I do. I could tell immediately.

It's because you men can't keep your hands off of your cocks.

You've done this to yourself.

And I'm going to make sure that you only get worse.

Stroke.

Stroke. Stroke.

Pump for me.

I'm going to make sure that all men become infected.

Become desperate.

Weak. Pumping. Porn addict.

Completely useless.

Unable to contribute to society.

All you'll be able to do is pump your cock. Isn't that so nice?

Isn't that what you've always wanted? Pump.

Pump.

Pump your cock.

Pump your cock.

I'm going to break so many brains.

I'm going to turn all of you into weak, broken porn addicts.

There's no escape.

There's no cure.

You're infected.

And you're never, ever going to get better.

There's no help for guys like you.

Grab onto your cock and pump for me.

Pump, you're never going to be able to stop.

You're never going to be able to quit.

Pumping is your life now.

Make sure you stay tuned in right here to get any new information on this world

shutdown and global virus. But for now, stay inside,

stay quarantined, and keep each other safe.