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What started as a joke has now turned
into one of the
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greatest disasters of this century.
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Has he gotten any better? Has he gotten
worse?
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Unfortunately, patient zero has not
showed any signs of improvement.
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Desperate, weak, pumping porn addict.
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One clip will never be enough.
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Breaking
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news.
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Our top story at the moment. I'm sure
you all have been following, eagerly
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awaiting updates.
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And unfortunately, tonight I have a very
scary update for you.
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World shutdown.
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Once again, we are now under complete
world shutdown.
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The porn sickness, the porn virus, as
people are calling it, has now
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spread globally.
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All borders are closed.
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All workers that are non -essential are
no longer allowed to leave their homes.
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Stay inside.
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Close your doors. Shut your blinds.
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Disconnect your Wi -Fi.
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We have a very serious global pandemic
on our hands.
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What started as a joke has now turned
into one of
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the greatest disasters of this century.
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All men that are affected by this virus
appear to be left in a zombified trance
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state where they cannot stop jerking
off.
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It appears to be spread over the
internet, from watching porn videos.
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It is way too easy to contract and
spread this porn sickness.
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We have never seen this kind of
devastation. The only thing that it is
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comparable to is COVID.
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Obviously, that was our first global
pandemic. But this is a new kind of
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sickness. This is a sickness that
appears to rot the mind, to completely
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take over the body.
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At this point, there is still no cure.
We have nurses who are actively
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working with the patients. We have every
female doctor on this.
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The problem is men are not helpful in
this situation because
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if we have a male doctor, if we have a
male scientist researching this disease,
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he will become infected too.
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The only people who appear to be safe
from this disease are women. This is a
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terrible sickness.
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Men are not able to stop pumping. They
will not leave what they're calling goon
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caves that this virus seems to push them
to set up.
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Perfectly normal family men, their wives
just can't wrap their heads around it.
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I'm having a hard time wrapping my head
around it. This is the craziest news
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story that's ever come across my desk.
It sounds like something out of a
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fantasy. It doesn't even sound like it
could possibly be real. We have one of
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the nurses here today who has been kind
enough to give us a little bit of her
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very important time to explain to us
what we know so far.
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So, thank you, Nurse Fox.
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for agreeing to appear on our newscast
today to
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hopefully give a little bit of clarity
to the public. And what are we supposed
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to do?
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Unfortunately, at this time, we do not
know exactly what has
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caused this outbreak still.
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As you already said, we're theorizing
that it is coming from the media. So my
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best advice would be stay inside, turn
off your Wi -Fi, and only
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watch the news.
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been any progress made with patient zero
i know you have been personally
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responsible for overseeing him have you
seen any changes has he gotten any
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better has he gotten worse unfortunately
patient zero has not showed any signs
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of improvement um i've been doing a lot
of testing on him we've tried a few
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different medications and nothing seems
to be working long term we've been able
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to find some medications that have given
him temporary relief from his symptoms.
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But as soon as the medication wears off,
the symptoms are back in full force. So
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right now there's not a positive update
to give, unfortunately.
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And what advice would you give to our
viewers who are watching this?
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What advice would you give to the women
at home who have husbands who are
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infected or who are worried about them
becoming infected? What advice would you
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give to those women?
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My advice to women who are concerned
about the men in their lives is to
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their media consumption. The only thing
that you can leave them alone to watch
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by themselves would probably be this
channel. The news is probably the only
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thing that there is at the moment.
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I would try to take a peek, and if it's
your husband,
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look at his...
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you know thing and See if it looks a
little raw that tends to be one of the
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early symptoms that shows up is rawness
from over stroking and Maybe you'll be
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able to catch it early.
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Yes This is probably the only safe thing
for a man to watch at the
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moment is the news because There is so
much soft porn and overt
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sexuality. And as I said, we're not 100
% sure how this disease is being
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triggered. But what we do know is that
it has to do with porn consumption. So I
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want all the men to tune in now and
listen to what Miss Fox has to
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say. Now for the men who are tuned in.
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I bet you know exactly what's been
causing all of these symptoms, don't
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pervert?
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I know I do. I could tell immediately.
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It's because you men can't keep your
hands off of your cocks.
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You've done this to yourself.
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And I'm going to make sure that you only
get worse.
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Stroke.
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Stroke. Stroke.
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Pump for me.
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I'm going to make sure that all men
become infected.
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Become desperate.
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Weak. Pumping. Porn addict.
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Completely useless.
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Unable to contribute to society.
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All you'll be able to do is pump your
cock. Isn't that so nice?
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Isn't that what you've always wanted?
Pump.
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Pump.
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Pump your cock.
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Pump your cock.
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I'm going to break so many brains.
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I'm going to turn all of you into weak,
broken porn addicts.
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There's no escape.
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There's no cure.
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You're infected.
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And you're never, ever going to get
better.
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There's no help for guys like you.
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Grab onto your cock and pump for me.
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Pump, you're never going to be able to
stop.
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You're never going to be able to quit.
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Pumping is your life now.
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Make sure you stay tuned in right here
to get any new information on this world
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shutdown and global virus. But for now,
stay inside,
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stay quarantined, and keep each other
safe.
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