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Hi, my name is Lulu Chu.

Some fun facts about me.

I am adopted.

I like to read and play video games.

And I can play the violin.

I started playing the violin in sixth grade.

so I was probably like 11 or 12.

I liked music and playing the violin, but I just wasn't the best at it.

I decided to join the adult industry because I was young and needed

money.

And then she had a lot of freedom.

The feature we just shot is about this one cheerleader. She gets dumped by her

boyfriend. sending nudes around school.

So this other, a classmate of hers, which is me, kind of a nerdy, loner

not very cool, decides to team up with her and help the cheerleader get revenge

if she helps me get popular.

What happens when a loser nobody and heartbroken cheerleader become best

friends?

And on the last day of school, a revelation dawned on me. I have no

until I saw Kimmy walk in.

The head cheerleader, valedictorian, and queen bee of our school were

crying.

And none of her friends seemed to care.

My favorite part of shooting the feature would probably be the...

dialogue in general. It was very comedic and silly.

I thought you were a nerd, but you really fucked like a porn star.

You know, I'm not a big revenge person.

I don't think there's a time I can remember where I specifically tried to

revenge on someone.

Okay, I think if I ever got cheated on, I would definitely have to take revenge

in some way.

I'll help you get revenge on that.

If you help me get popular.

Shouldn't be too hard.

Yeah. Okay. Deal.

Okay. Meet me at actress school tomorrow.

He's gonna fucking regret this.

Ooh, that's tough. I film a lot of sexy scenes.

Oh, I forgot who I shot for, but it was this one scene with Phoenix Marie.

She was doming me, and it was just, it was really hot.

Yes, actually, I haven't done a gang thing yet, so that is on my list

to film in the near future, maybe.

If I could pick any mainstream celebrity, all I can think of are

women, honestly.

I'd want, like, Megan Fox and Madison Beer and Angelina Jolie. I think that

would be a killer gang thing.

My favorite type of porn is definitely hentai. I can't watch real people

anymore. Just, you know, knowing everyone, you know, scrolling through,

to be horny, but then it's like, oh, I know that person.

I don't really like them.

Oh, what turns me on in a partner?

Oh, lots of things.

Thoughtfulness.

You know, if you like proof that you listen to me, that makes me horny.

Again, confidence.

I like knowing that I can, like, depend on my partner to do things.

Probably two favorite sex positions. One would be missionary, but with legs up

on the shoulders.

And then the other would be doggy while getting choked or, like, with,

like, no hand pins in the back type shit.

great to be team skeet all -star for august you know it's um i love shooting

with team skeet and it's an honor to know you feel the same way my favorite

skeet shoots have probably been my shoplifter ones just because you know

to have fun with ad -libbing and i did used to watch a few um shoplifter scenes

before i got into porn just Thank you for supporting me, and I hope you

to enjoy watching all of my porn.

right thank you team skeet i hope you guys enjoy my scenes coming out love you

all

Oh.

I love you. I love you.

Wow!

Oh, no, no.

Thank you.

perfect.