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Ooh, hun.
What do you think of this?
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Uh, It's a spoon, Tam.
We got tons of spoons.
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I think it's nice.
Could be worth a lot of money.
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100% lead.
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Whoa. Oh, god.
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Yo, check it out, Hank.
It's like a metal duck. Haha.
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Quack, quack. Oh, no!
It's got my nose. Ahh!
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That's actually an antique
gynecological speculum.
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Yo, hon.
You ready to get out of here?
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Come on, five more minutes!
- Ughh!
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I'm trying to find
a hidden gem, like
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them folks on Antiques Roadshow.
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Oh, wow.
This is nice.
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Might be valuable.
- Tam, are you kidding me?
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Who the hell wants to look at
a painting of a creepy old barn?
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I'm getting sad just
looking at it.
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[a rooster crows]
Mark, they got animals outside.
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Oh, dude. Yo, Hank.
They got animals.
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Oh, ho! Hell yeah.
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Yo, dude. This
horse is no joke, man.
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This is a real
friggin' horse.
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Oh, hey there, horsey.
- Eh... You want to try?
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Oh, thanks, yeah.
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Oh, no, no. For the horse.
- Oh. Oops.
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Here you go, horsey.
Man, he loves apples, eh?
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Oh yes, but ah,
it's just for treat.
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[horse farts]
Oh! They give him gas.
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Yo damn, dude. That's like
a beautiful animal right there.
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Look at those glutes, dude!
Unreal!
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Ay, this horse is very powerful.
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You ever race it?
- No, just pull the seed wagon.
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Huh...
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Yo hank, they got
frickin' Seabiscuit
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out here working the field,
dude.
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You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
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300.
- 300!
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Hey man, great doing
business with you, alright?
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Oh, no.
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Mark Hoagies, please tell
me you did not buy a horse.
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No, I did not buy a horse.
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Oh. Okay, you scared me.
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Hank and I bought
it together! Yooo.
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? Well, I used to work
in hot dog factory ?
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? until them
robots came along, ?
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? and now there is no
job for me, ?
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? but I get three thousand
bucks a month. ?
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? Thanks to UBI. ?
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? Now we're Universal
Basic Guys. ?
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? It may not sound like much,
but we're still gonna try. ?
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? We're just Universal
Basic Guys. ?
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Do you like uh, hay?
I hear it's for horses.
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No?
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Wait, do you mean "yes"
or does the "neigh" mean, "nay?"
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Yo, how's our boy doing?
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He's pretty good, Mark.
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I was thinking uh,
maybe we can name him Mr. Ed.
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No, we're not calling
him Mr. Ed. C'mon.
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- Uh, why not?
Copyright issues.
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I'm thinking we call him.
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Hoagie Jones as an homage
to Smarty Jones,
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the greatest horse in
Philadelphia history.
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Ugh, Mark, can we talk?
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C'mon, Tam. I thought
you liked horses.
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Yeah, everybody does.
But there's
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a difference
between liking horses
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and having one
live in your garage.
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I'm telling you, Tam.
I got a feeling
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about this horse,
okay? It's frickin' jacked.
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This thing is an investment.
It's gonna to pay off big time.
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Tell me the last good
investment you made.
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How's that plot of land in the
metaverse working out for you?
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Actually, I'm riding the dip,
Tam. And by the way,
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this is pretty rich coming
from the woman
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who just paid $300 for
some random painting of a barn.
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Actually, I've been doing
some research
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and I think it's an Andrew
Wyeth. Could be worth millions.
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Oh yeah, when our horse
wins The Triple Crown,
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maybe you can buy an
actual Andrew Wyatt.
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For all you know that
thing could be a mule.
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Well, we're gonna find
out soon.
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I got my expert coming by
to take a look.
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[doorbell]
Oh, would you look at that?
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I believe my horse racing
aficionado has arrived.
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So where's the pony?
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Looks like a legit thoroughbred
you got here.
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Boom! You hear that, Tam?
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Yeah, but I don't mean he
can win a race.
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Oh, c'mon, dude.
Look at his gams, dude.
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He's obviously explosive.
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Well, uh. Won't know for sure
until we see him run.
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What are you doing down there,
Hank?
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Oh, I'm uh, I'm teaching him
how to talk, like a monkey.
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Watch this...
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Hey, Hoagie Jones.
What do you want for lunch?
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" Sleep. Sleep. Poop."
- Pretty cool, eh?
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He wants poop and two
sleeps for lunch.
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Uh, yeah. I don't
know about this, Hank.
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Okay, Hoagie Jones.
Let's see what you got, baby.
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Show me those afterburners.
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I'm not gonna lie,
that might be the slowest
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horse I've ever seen.
- Ah, damnit.
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Who cares if he's slow, Mark?
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Uh, I care, Hank?
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I mean, what's the point of
buying a horse if it can't race?
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I don't know, just to
have a horse, I guess.
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Oh my God, dude.
Frickin' Tammy's
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gonna to rake me over the coals
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when she finds out
we paid six grand
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for friggin'
Slowpoke Rodriguez.
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Ah, not necessarily, okay.
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You can still make a lot of
money on a slow pony.
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Just gotta bet on it to lose.
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Dude, frickin' genius.
I'm in.
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Yeah well, there's one hiccup,
okay:
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No legit jockey's gonna
ride this thing.
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I can ride him.
- Nah, nah, you're too big.
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Gotta be a real
tiny little man
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who ain't afraid to slap
around a horse.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, let me see.
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Let me get the fried flounder,
double the meat,
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throw in a little crab
meat on top, will ya?
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Also the prime rib special wit'
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green beans and
sweet potato mashed.
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And give me a side of
steak-cut onion rings,
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well done.
Thank you, sweetheart.
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Yo, what the hell kinda
order is that, Steve?
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You're getting lethal
injection tomorrow?
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You said you were buyin',
Hoagies.
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You're unbelievable.
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You're the one that
invited me to lunch, pal.
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Okay, yeah.
Well, so are you in or what?.
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Frankly, I'm insulted.
You think just because
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I'm short,
I know how to be a
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frickin' jockey?
You think my whole
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family's just full of jockeys
and I can just pop on the saddle
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and know what
the hell I'm doing?
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Nah, I just figure, you know...
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Well, I got news
for you. You're right.
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On my mom's side,
there were a lot of jockeys.
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My Uncle Joe, my Cousin Danny,
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and my Grandfather, Pippinucci.
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Aw man, he was
an all-time jockey.
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He rode Watercracker in the
Stakes until the horse broke
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down in the stretch and
it tossed him.
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Poor guy faceplanted,
sent his nose
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through the back of
his head and
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put him in a wheelchair for
the rest of his life.
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Ever since then,
I've hated horses.
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Ugly, discusting,
smelly animals!
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Yeah, but I know
you got that itch, dude.
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It's in your blood.
- No, I don't have an itch.
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I'm not trying to
break my collarbone.
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I got enough
trouble getting back
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on a saddle after the divorce.
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You know girls
on dating apps can
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set a height limit.
You believe that?
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I'm being discriminated
against because
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my resume doesn't
even show up in the pile!
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Oh, yeah?
Watch this.
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Hey, ma'am. You know,
my friend here's a pro athlete?
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- Is that so?
Yeah, he's a jockey.
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Cool.
Do you ride in races and stuff?
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Oh, yeah. I ride
more than races, sweetheart.
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Give me your number.
I'll show you.
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Ew.
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Okay, well,
maybe don't say that.
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Dude, that was the
closest I've come to
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getting laid since the
divorce. Screw it. I'm in.
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Yooo. There we go.
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Yo! What's with this service!?
Are we in France or something?
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Where's my frickin' flounders?
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Alright, how we
feeling, Steve?
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I'm not gonna to lie to ya.
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Feels kinda right. Whoa,
whoa there, you idiot.
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Save it for the race.
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I don't like the way he
talks to the horse, Mark.
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Hank, the horse has no clue
what the hell he's even saying,
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It's just one race. After
this, we collect on a bet,
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flip the thing, and boom!
100% return on investment.
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Or we can keep him as a pet.
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Oh, yeah, okay.
We'll talk about it later.
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Right now, it's race time,
baby.
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Let's go!
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And they're off!
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Red Rocket takes an early lead,
closely followed by Midnight
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Monday and Martin Horsesese
neck and neck...
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Yo, there we go, Hoagie Jones.
Do your thing, buddy.
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Nice and slow. Hehehe.
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Yo, loser! Let's go!
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I've seen snails run
faster than you!
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Whaddya got brain
worms or something?
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[whip] Ha!
[neigh]!
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There we go, you little putz!
Remember, the faster you run
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the faster I'm off
your bum-ass!
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And here comes
Hoagie Jones, pushing
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through the ground
with a burst of speed!
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Holy moly!
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You better run, or I'm gonna
mount your head above my bed,
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so you can watch me make
love to your mother!
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Woah!
- What the hell?
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I'm gonna rip out your
teeth and use 'em
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to tile to backsplash in my
kitchen! Hyah! C'mon!
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I'll tell you what.
I guess he ain't so slow.
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Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah!
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And Hoagie Jones takes it in a
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thrilling come-
from-behind victory!
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Let's go, dude!
Let's go!
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Alright, welp,
we just lost a lot of money.
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Oh yeah, but we're about to
make a whole lot more, dude.
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This horse is a peach.
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How about it, Hank? Let's go!
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Mm, I guess, yeah.
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Not bad, ya ugly S.O.B.
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Steve, dude!
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Unbelievable, man. I didn't
know you could ride like that.
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Thanks, man. Think is you
gotta ride 'em hard, Hoagies.
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It's how my mother got me
to do my homework.
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Doesn't work on every horse,
but when it does, look out.
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Hey, hey! He didn't do nothing.
Put that thing around my neck.
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If this doesn't get me laid
I don't know what will.
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Oh, how you feeling,
big guy? Any better?
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"Happy. Sad.
Sad. Outside. Yellow."
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Yeah, I hear ya.
How 'bout a treat?
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Yo, phew. It stinks in here,
dude. How many apples
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you feed in this thing?
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I'm trying to make
him feel better, Mark.
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I didn't like how Steve
was treating him.
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He said some really mean stuff.
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Aw, no, no. C'mon. It's--
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The horse was just responding
to the tone.
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Champions love to be
coached hard.
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It's a known fact.
- I dunno, uh...
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What do you think, Hoagie Jones?
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"Pee. Dog."
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Sounds like a "yes" to me.
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Listen, it's gonna be great,
dude.
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We got a stud horse
on our hands.
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I'm telling you nothing makes a
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horse happier than
being a champion.
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Now, that is a happy horse.
241
00:09:00,352 --> 00:09:02,556
I dunno.
He's uh... He's not smiling.
242
00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:04,516
Yeah, but think about all
the fancy apples
243
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You can buy with that prize
money we're gonna to win.
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I mean you can buy that
horse a frickin' orchard.
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- Yeah I guess
Yooo. There we go.
246
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Now let's go win
some races!
247
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? I'm here to ball
I'm here to win ?
248
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? Did it before
I'm a do it again ?
249
00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:17,773
? I'm a go off
This for the fans ?
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00:09:17,865 --> 00:09:19,835
? Straight from the start
I'm a go to the end ?
251
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? And take it all
I'm go take it all ?
252
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? (Take it all), (Take it all)
(Let's take it) ?
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? I'm here to ball
I'm here to win ?
254
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? Did it before
I'm a do it again ?
255
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? I'm a go off
This for the fans ?
256
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? Straight from the start
I'm a go to the end ?
257
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? And take it all
I'm go take it all ?
258
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? I'm go take it all
I'm go take it all ?
259
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? I'ma go take it all
Cuz I'm here to ball ?
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? I'm here to Win
Did it before ?
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? I'm a do it again
I'm a go off ?
262
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? This for the fans
Straight from the start ?
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? I'm a go to the end
Go take it all ?
264
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? Go take it all ?
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Now that's art.
266
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Yeah, yeah. I gotta say, honey,
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I did not think this horse thing
was gonna to work out for you.
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ah, for us, Tam.
I just found out that we
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qualified for the
Atlantic City Derby.
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So soon, you and I are
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gonna to be living a high life,
all thanks to the
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little "hidden gem"
I found at the estate sale.
273
00:10:06,515 --> 00:10:09,421
Who would have thunk it?
A toast, to Hoagie Jones,
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the best investment our
family's ever made. By me.
275
00:10:12,563 --> 00:10:14,835
Uh... this looks
expensive, Mark.
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00:10:14,856 --> 00:10:17,215
Yeah. Indeed, it's not cheap.
It's not cheap.
277
00:10:17,215 --> 00:10:19,086
It's imported from The
Loire Valley in France,
278
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you may I heard of it?
A favorite amongst my fellow
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horse owners.
280
00:10:22,532 --> 00:10:24,804
Uh. How much
of your winnings have you spent?
281
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,561
Whoa there, Tam.
It's a little uncouth
282
00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:27,957
to reveal one's financials.
283
00:10:28,049 --> 00:10:29,753
You spent all of it, didn't you?
284
00:10:29,777 --> 00:10:31,107
No, I re-invested it.
285
00:10:31,107 --> 00:10:33,311
The prize money is merely
a small piece of the pie.
286
00:10:33,398 --> 00:10:36,124
The real money comes
after you win a Triple Crown:
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You got the stud
farming, licensing,
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00:10:38,849 --> 00:10:41,688
and of course, merchandising.
Yo, check it out, Tam.
289
00:10:41,706 --> 00:10:44,979
We got the Hoagie Jones
t-shirts, the hats here,
290
00:10:44,997 --> 00:10:47,570
got the beer koozies, dude.
All kinds of stuff.
291
00:10:47,723 --> 00:10:49,893
Hoagie Jones is about to
be a brand name.
292
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,453
I'm talking like Seattle Slew
or a Secretariat.
293
00:10:52,574 --> 00:10:54,744
Uh, and what if
your horse loses?
294
00:10:54,832 --> 00:10:56,703
Uh, it's called betting
on yourself, Tam.
295
00:10:56,727 --> 00:10:59,666
Mark, this is completely
irresponsible. Maybe I
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should handle the finances
for this horse business.
297
00:11:02,044 --> 00:11:04,315
Oh really, Tam? How's
your investment paying off?
298
00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:07,075
You're gonna return it to Home-
goods for a $30 store credit?
299
00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,365
Ugh, you know, you don't
know a damn thing about art!
300
00:11:09,387 --> 00:11:11,993
I Guarantee I make more money
from this painting than
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00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:14,117
you will with this
idiotic horse venture.
302
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,041
Pfft! Not a chance.
303
00:11:15,137 --> 00:11:18,076
You better hope to God
this horse wins.
304
00:11:19,091 --> 00:11:22,231
Well... it does indeed look
like an Andrew Wyeth.
305
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,087
Really? Haha, I knew it! Yes!
306
00:11:25,172 --> 00:11:26,509
But unfortunately, it's not.
307
00:11:26,569 --> 00:11:27,897
Looks like someone
must have taken
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an Andrew Wyeth painting class.
309
00:11:29,726 --> 00:11:31,563
Ugh, so how much is it worth?
310
00:11:31,654 --> 00:11:34,025
I mean, ultimately,
art is subjective.
311
00:11:34,079 --> 00:11:36,751
If this painting speaks to you,
it's priceless.
312
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,475
If not, I'd say about 20 bucks.
313
00:11:39,496 --> 00:11:41,233
Can you write me
a fake appraisal for
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more so I can just
show my husband?
315
00:11:43,051 --> 00:11:44,020
Absolutely not.
316
00:11:44,115 --> 00:11:46,085
If the Art Appraisal Guild
got wind of that,
317
00:11:46,107 --> 00:11:46,909
they'd beat me to death.
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00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:49,444
with an easel.
Please go and never
319
00:11:49,464 --> 00:11:52,504
speak of this again.
- Uh... Okay--
320
00:11:53,287 --> 00:11:55,524
Hmm, pretty good, yeah.
[horse farts]
321
00:11:55,546 --> 00:11:59,520
Ah, come on. There ya go, bud.
322
00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:01,262
Uh, maybe enough
with the snacks, Hank.
323
00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:02,898
Okay, he's got a
race in two hours.
324
00:12:03,687 --> 00:12:06,092
I think he's having anxiety,
Mark. He really doesn't
325
00:12:06,112 --> 00:12:07,415
like the
way Steve treats him...
326
00:12:07,442 --> 00:12:08,710
What do you mean the
horse has anxie--
327
00:12:08,772 --> 00:12:09,908
How-- What are you
basing that on?
328
00:12:10,235 --> 00:12:12,706
He told me, with the buttons.
- Oh yeah? What'd he say, uh
329
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,866
"boat-seashell-poop?
- No, he said "shoe",
330
00:12:16,049 --> 00:12:18,888
which also means "sad".
I don't think he likes racing.
331
00:12:18,907 --> 00:12:20,544
Of course he does,
dude. He's a horse.
332
00:12:20,568 --> 00:12:21,804
All horses love racing.
333
00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:23,167
Maybe we should ask him.
334
00:12:23,193 --> 00:12:24,696
Alri--No-- C'mon, dude.
Enough with this.
335
00:12:24,821 --> 00:12:27,594
Hey, Hoagie Jones. Do you,
uh, like racing?
336
00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,683
"No. No. Shoe."
337
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:31,611
See, right there!!
He doesn't wanna race, Mark.
338
00:12:31,701 --> 00:12:34,140
Uh sorry bud, but the horse
does not have a say in this.
339
00:12:34,161 --> 00:12:36,398
Well I do. It's half my horse,
Mark.
340
00:12:36,519 --> 00:12:38,724
Hank, I need this investment
to pay off.
341
00:12:38,779 --> 00:12:40,641
I hear you, Mark,
but I just really think-
342
00:12:40,641 --> 00:12:42,610
Eh, enough, alright.
He's racing, Hank.
343
00:12:47,453 --> 00:12:49,024
Whoo, this place is the
real deal.
344
00:12:49,049 --> 00:12:50,251
Oh, yeah. Big time.
345
00:12:50,476 --> 00:12:53,816
There he is. The Next Triple
Crown winner: Hoagie Jones.
346
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,535
Hank, you excited, buddy?
347
00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:59,093
- I dunno.
Aw, c'mon, dude. Lighten up.
348
00:12:59,183 --> 00:13:00,586
This is the big time, baby.
349
00:13:00,711 --> 00:13:02,716
I bet the hot dogs here
are unbelievable.
350
00:13:02,739 --> 00:13:04,743
Yo, you guys wanna go
check out the VIP club?
351
00:13:04,832 --> 00:13:06,668
That's where all the big
shot owners hang out.
352
00:13:06,692 --> 00:13:09,020
Ooh, yeah... Um...
I gotta get something out of
353
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,756
the car real quick.
Be right back.
354
00:13:16,097 --> 00:13:18,568
Hey, buddy. Want me get
you outta here?
355
00:13:29,357 --> 00:13:31,427
So yeah, just let me know if
you wanna do some stud
356
00:13:31,516 --> 00:13:33,889
farming, maybe with
some of your mares.
357
00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,446
He's really packing,
so I think they'll
358
00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:37,175
really enjoy it.
You know what I mean?
359
00:13:37,232 --> 00:13:39,002
I'll get back to you on that.
360
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,899
Uh, excuse me... Ma'am?
- Yes.
361
00:13:41,984 --> 00:13:43,487
I love your...uh... hat.
362
00:13:43,747 --> 00:13:45,148
Mmm. Thank you.
363
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:48,614
It's made with feathers from
the last living Dodo. Hahaha.
364
00:13:48,698 --> 00:13:49,733
Ugh. Alright.
365
00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:52,365
Say, are you interested in art?
366
00:13:52,551 --> 00:13:53,554
Not really.
367
00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:54,819
Ugh. Alright.
368
00:13:54,912 --> 00:13:58,185
Yo, Hoagies! Where the
hell's the horse?
369
00:13:58,201 --> 00:13:59,436
Huh? What are you
talking about?
370
00:13:59,529 --> 00:14:01,769
I went to take a whiz,
came back, now he's gone!
371
00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:03,093
The hell?
372
00:14:06,177 --> 00:14:09,383
Oh God. Dude.
Oh, no frickin' way.
373
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,602
Wait a minute. Where's Hank?
374
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:17,716
Hank! What the hell
are you doin'?!
375
00:14:17,741 --> 00:14:18,776
We're going home.
376
00:14:18,871 --> 00:14:20,708
Are you serious?!
It's the AC Derby!
377
00:14:20,731 --> 00:14:22,367
Sorry, Mark. He doesn't
want a race.
378
00:14:22,393 --> 00:14:24,431
I'm not gonna let Steve do
him like that no more.
379
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,658
Alright, well. You're really
screwing us over here, Hank.
380
00:14:26,681 --> 00:14:28,719
We need this. C'mon!
Yeah. Well, I don't.
381
00:14:28,773 --> 00:14:29,909
And he's my horse, too.
382
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,874
Alright. Hank,
I know you don't like
383
00:14:31,898 --> 00:14:34,336
how Steve treats him.
I get that, I don't either.
384
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:37,530
But this horse has a chance
to be a champion.
385
00:14:37,581 --> 00:14:38,716
And we may never--
386
00:14:39,009 --> 00:14:40,947
and he may never get
that chance again.
387
00:14:41,136 --> 00:14:44,208
Just one more race and
we're done. I promise.
388
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,062
Fine. One more race.
389
00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:49,087
Aw. Thanks, bud.
I appreciate it.
390
00:14:49,111 --> 00:14:51,248
But I'm gonna ride him.
Not Steve.
391
00:14:51,338 --> 00:14:53,643
No, no, no. What? Wait,
no-- Absolutely not, okay.
392
00:14:53,731 --> 00:14:55,635
You saw how slow that
horse was without Steve.
393
00:14:55,725 --> 00:14:57,829
You don't have to be mean
to make him run fast.
394
00:14:57,850 --> 00:15:00,689
You could also be nice,
like giving them rewards
395
00:15:00,742 --> 00:15:02,903
instead of
insults and whips and stuff.
396
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,006
Aw c'mon, dude.
There's a lot riding on this.
397
00:15:05,062 --> 00:15:07,301
Right now I'm the only
one riding on this.
398
00:15:07,488 --> 00:15:08,823
Let's go, boy.
399
00:15:09,616 --> 00:15:11,585
Alright. Fine. Fine.
400
00:15:12,373 --> 00:15:15,279
We own this horse together,
and if that's what you want,
401
00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:16,360
I accept it.
402
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,462
Wait. Really?
403
00:15:17,557 --> 00:15:18,626
Really.
404
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,856
I'm trusting you here,
though, bud.
405
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,787
Hey, Hoagie Jones. We got
one more race to do, okay?
406
00:15:23,872 --> 00:15:26,944
But no mean Steve,
just you and me.
407
00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:28,063
Whaddya say?
408
00:15:28,557 --> 00:15:29,693
Alright, Hank. Let's move it.
409
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,022
Race starts in 20 minutes.
410
00:15:31,115 --> 00:15:32,418
Let's go, Hoagie Jones.
411
00:15:32,511 --> 00:15:33,546
Hya! Hya!
412
00:15:34,039 --> 00:15:37,145
Here we go, buddy.
Nice and fast.
413
00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:40,227
Oh, boy.
414
00:15:42,878 --> 00:15:46,786
Turns out, he wasn't saying my
ex was in Provence,
415
00:15:47,099 --> 00:15:49,070
He was from Aix-en-Provence.
416
00:15:49,126 --> 00:15:52,066
I'll never make that
mistake again. Hahaha.
417
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:55,224
Oh, my god, that is rich.
418
00:15:55,308 --> 00:15:57,212
Oh, anyways, this painting...
419
00:15:57,335 --> 00:15:58,437
Yes, are you a collector?
420
00:15:58,531 --> 00:16:00,101
Oh, yeah. Big collector.
421
00:16:00,158 --> 00:16:01,695
Looks like an Andrew Wyeth.
422
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,424
Yeah, y'know it probably is.
423
00:16:03,615 --> 00:16:05,252
I have so many paintings.
I can't even
424
00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:06,745
tell 'em apart anymore.
425
00:16:06,805 --> 00:16:09,244
I got 'em all
over my mansions.
426
00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:10,765
So, you wanna buy it?
427
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:12,964
I'll give it to you
for a thousand bucks.
428
00:16:13,053 --> 00:16:14,389
Does that include the frame?
429
00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:15,717
Sure, why not.
430
00:16:15,744 --> 00:16:17,080
Alright. Deal.
431
00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:22,080
Yoo-hoo, I just tripled my
profit on the painting.
432
00:16:22,092 --> 00:16:23,428
Told you was worth something.
433
00:16:23,553 --> 00:16:26,226
At least we won't come
away total losers today.
434
00:16:26,245 --> 00:16:27,547
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll see.
435
00:16:27,574 --> 00:16:30,949
Hey, Mark. Uh, is that
Hank on that horse there?
436
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,168
Uh... Yep.
- Oh, boy.
437
00:16:33,191 --> 00:16:34,962
Yo, uh...
Let me make another bet.
438
00:16:35,052 --> 00:16:36,388
You want in on this, Mark?
439
00:16:36,414 --> 00:16:39,153
Nah, I'm good. I'm
gonna ride this one out.
440
00:16:39,239 --> 00:16:40,541
C'mon, Hank.
441
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,840
You got this, dude.
You got this. The hell?
442
00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:48,426
Here you go, boy! Get excited!
We're gonna have fun today.
443
00:16:48,511 --> 00:16:50,505
The faster you run,
the more treats you get.
444
00:16:50,505 --> 00:16:53,010
You do know that's gonna
give it some serious gas.
445
00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:56,569
Nah, it's okay. We got it under
control. Ain't that right, boy?
446
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,578
Argh!
Hey there, Hank.
447
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,794
Just got hooked up with
a real team.
448
00:17:04,793 --> 00:17:05,862
I hope you like my horse's ass,
449
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:08,294
'cause you're gonna be
staring at the whole race, baby.
450
00:17:08,316 --> 00:17:10,320
Oh, okay.
Uh, good luck, I guess.
451
00:17:10,409 --> 00:17:12,246
Oh, I got all the luck I need.
452
00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:14,676
You see that smoking hot
brunette in the 2nd row there?
453
00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:17,769
That's my new girlfriend,
and she don't date losers.
454
00:17:17,919 --> 00:17:21,126
Yo, babe! I'm bringing it
home for you, sweetheart!
455
00:17:21,243 --> 00:17:23,614
You better!
I don't date losers!
456
00:17:23,701 --> 00:17:26,239
I-I-I know!
I was just telling him that.
457
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,230
Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen,
458
00:17:28,386 --> 00:17:30,190
and welcome to the
Atlantic City Derby!
459
00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:31,116
The horses are ready.
460
00:17:31,444 --> 00:17:34,317
The crowd is buzzing and we're
all set for a spectacular race.
461
00:17:34,402 --> 00:17:36,729
Today's lineup includes
some of the finest.
462
00:17:36,729 --> 00:17:39,834
Cinnamon's Son, Beige Beauty,
Interstellar Medium,
463
00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:42,524
Jersey Peach, Hay Man
and Hoagie Jones.
464
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:45,048
All eyes are on the track!
465
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:46,870
And they're off!
466
00:17:46,930 --> 00:17:48,199
Hay Man takes an early lead,
467
00:17:48,226 --> 00:17:49,963
with Beige Beauty and
Interstellar Medium
468
00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:52,081
hard on his heels.
Cinnamon's Son and Jersey
469
00:17:52,081 --> 00:17:55,354
Peach follow and Hoagie
Jones trails the pack.
470
00:17:55,371 --> 00:17:57,709
Here you go. You got this
boy! You're doing great!
471
00:17:57,797 --> 00:17:59,132
Come on, come on, come on.
472
00:17:59,224 --> 00:18:02,131
Oh! And Hoagie Jones seems
to have entered another gear!
473
00:18:02,216 --> 00:18:04,521
He's picking up speed,
charging forward.
474
00:18:04,642 --> 00:18:05,778
He passes Cinnamon's Son,
475
00:18:05,971 --> 00:18:07,206
now Interstellar Medium!
476
00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:09,473
Hoagie Jones is flying
down the track.
477
00:18:09,528 --> 00:18:12,768
Now overtaking Jersey Peach
and Beige Beauty.
478
00:18:12,784 --> 00:18:14,822
This is a remarkable surge!
479
00:18:14,911 --> 00:18:16,581
Ohh, you doing awesome, boy!
- Hya!
480
00:18:16,672 --> 00:18:19,110
It's neck and neck between
Hoagie Jones and Hay Man!
481
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,825
The crowd is going
wild as these
482
00:18:20,825 --> 00:18:22,362
two contenders battle for
the lead.
483
00:18:22,521 --> 00:18:25,393
What an incredible race we
have on our hands!
484
00:18:25,478 --> 00:18:26,380
Come on, you nitwit!
485
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:28,735
You know they eat horses like
you in Mongolia?!
486
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,972
Oh wow, Hoagie Jones!
You're so fast!
487
00:18:31,095 --> 00:18:32,965
Keep running, bud!
You got this!
488
00:18:33,087 --> 00:18:35,459
Ha! C'mon! C'mon!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
489
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,785
If you run any slower,
you'd be going backwards,
490
00:18:37,939 --> 00:18:40,109
you, moron!
Hya!
491
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,497
Wait a second--
492
00:18:42,891 --> 00:18:47,400
Oh no, something appears to
be happening with Hay Man!
493
00:18:47,577 --> 00:18:48,912
Hay Man rears up--
494
00:18:49,238 --> 00:18:50,874
and now Hay Man is
turning on him!
495
00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:52,736
Chaos on the track,
as Hay Man starts
496
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,698
beating the jockey
with his hooves!
497
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:57,593
Ugh! It's over, you loser!
498
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:58,915
I'm sorry!
499
00:18:59,175 --> 00:19:01,713
Baby, oh, I'm sorry!
500
00:19:01,799 --> 00:19:04,538
Now Hoagie Jones is in sole
position of the lead.
501
00:19:04,591 --> 00:19:06,862
Oh! You're doing great,
Hoagie Jones!
502
00:19:07,084 --> 00:19:07,951
You having fun?
503
00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:09,883
What an unbelievable comeback!
504
00:19:10,042 --> 00:19:13,148
As Hoagie Jones all
but solidifies his vic--
505
00:19:13,363 --> 00:19:14,532
Whoa!
506
00:19:14,626 --> 00:19:16,664
Oh, my God!
507
00:19:17,086 --> 00:19:18,254
Oh, ooh!
508
00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:24,436
Hoagie Jones?
509
00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:28,436
Yo, Mark. Uh, I think your
horse, uh, just blew up.
510
00:19:28,550 --> 00:19:31,656
Ah, damnit! Forgot to
take the cork out.
511
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:41,983
You alright there, bud?
512
00:19:42,275 --> 00:19:43,444
"Shoe."
513
00:19:43,637 --> 00:19:46,376
Listen, Hank.
I know how you feel.
514
00:19:46,594 --> 00:19:50,269
Just sometimes horses,
they... just explode, you know?
515
00:19:50,284 --> 00:19:51,453
Happens to the best of us.
516
00:19:51,479 --> 00:19:54,118
I guess. Do you think
it's because I, uh
517
00:19:54,139 --> 00:19:57,478
fed him too many apples and
a whole box of Alka-Seltzer...
518
00:19:57,594 --> 00:20:00,902
Nah, no way. No way.
I talked to the, um...
519
00:20:00,985 --> 00:20:03,488
the horse autopsy guy.
He said that, uh...
520
00:20:03,576 --> 00:20:05,546
uh, the horse had
a genetic condition.
521
00:20:05,968 --> 00:20:07,839
Probably should have
exploded long time
522
00:20:07,929 --> 00:20:10,400
ago, but actually beat
the odds because of
523
00:20:10,422 --> 00:20:13,628
how happy he was
in his last few... weeks.
524
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:14,546
Really?
525
00:20:14,576 --> 00:20:16,279
Oh, yeah. Oh,
absolutely. Big time.
526
00:20:16,403 --> 00:20:18,241
Oh, and I got a
little something for you.
527
00:20:18,297 --> 00:20:19,299
Oh, what's this?
528
00:20:19,394 --> 00:20:21,364
300 shirts to remember him by.
529
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,924
Aw. Thanks, Mark.
530
00:20:24,112 --> 00:20:25,147
How's Hank doing?
531
00:20:25,242 --> 00:20:26,043
Eh, he'll be fine.
532
00:20:26,339 --> 00:20:28,778
Well, I guess once you return
all those fancy suits,
533
00:20:28,865 --> 00:20:30,903
you'll break even on this
whole horse thing?
534
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:31,827
Pfft! Are you kidding me?
535
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,793
This is the best investment
I ever made.
536
00:20:33,883 --> 00:20:34,951
Ugh. Are you nuts?
537
00:20:35,046 --> 00:20:37,484
Horse insurance, baby!
Let's go!
538
00:20:39,898 --> 00:20:42,469
The cleanup efforts should wrap
up by tomorrow morning,
539
00:20:42,556 --> 00:20:44,760
but authorities warn the smell
of horse effluvia
540
00:20:44,783 --> 00:20:46,653
may linger for the
coming weeks.
541
00:20:46,743 --> 00:20:49,368
In related news,
the rich get richer as a real
542
00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:51,739
estate billionaire made a
whole lot of money at the
543
00:20:51,762 --> 00:20:54,834
A.C. Derby this weekend and
not by betting on the horses.
544
00:20:54,918 --> 00:20:57,624
She just offered me this sad,
crappy painting,
545
00:20:57,776 --> 00:20:59,814
but the frame is what
caught my eye.
546
00:20:59,903 --> 00:21:04,345
It turns out it's 24 karat
gold and hand smithed
547
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:07,929
by Renaissance-era sculptor
Benvenuto Cellini.
548
00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:09,714
Couldn't believe this lady just
549
00:21:09,805 --> 00:21:13,913
sold it to me for a thousand
bucks! Humhumhum.
550
00:21:13,992 --> 00:21:15,696
Experts say the prized frame
551
00:21:15,787 --> 00:21:18,626
could fetch up to three
million dollars at auction.
552
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,780
Talk about a true hidden gem.
553
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,370
Ooh holy--
554
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:28,970
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