All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.of.Atlanta.S14E02

Previously on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

Y 'all look beautiful.

Love our ties, even though it's spelled
incorrectly.

Every time I have an event, you are the
ones that talk about it. Face of

business.

That's my baby.

Tanya, she's a four -time gold Olympic
medalist sprinter.

You know I'm taking the gold baton.

She's new to Atlanta.

You like me?

Always.

My husband, he did bring in an
assistant. She had texted him, I'll come

house and give you a massage.

Yes, please.

So at the time, my back, I mean... What
was the reply? What did the text say? It

was like, man, you know I'm a guy.

Look what she posted. To whom it may
concern, if I want to, I will.

Would you say that that message was for
me?

I ain't never skipped a beat or a bag.

I keep you on the edges of your seat.

I always had the juice, but now I've got
that peach.

You're always living in the moment when
you are the moment.

Spring, summer, or September, I'm the
one you always remember.

I may be a rookie, but this isn't my
first race.

My pot set is here.

Mama Dearest, I got something for you.

All this come with the pot set?

Yeah, I'm surprised too. Okay.

Beyond the pot set, we brought back some
jerk sauce from Jamaica.

So you can cook in some jerk fish.

What y 'all talking about?

Shaggy food!

Look here.

I don't know what this is for.

So this must have to be for show.

Nobody here cooks for me. This is what
I'll cook with.

I moved my family to Atlanta because I
love being around my family. There are

nine people living in the house. Me,
Ross, and Deuce, of course. My mom and

And my sister is finally here with her
husband and their two boys.

The house is definitely crowded.

What are you going to make? I'm going to
make you a fried egg.

Listen. Breakfast, my specialty.

I've got to put some food in the oven.

Our plans to be together for about a
year, and I'm hoping they'll choose to

in Atlanta permanently.

I lean on them for so much. They help
with duty, especially when work is so

for me and Ross. I can't do life without
y 'all. I find that unfortunate.

My sister is actually my hairstylist. My
mom still manages me. Having them in

Atlanta is going to give me everything I
need to take the world by storm.

Mom, mom, can I get a pasty, please?

This stuff be running out quick.

Mom, you come from Jamaica, you bring
pasties, and I have not had one, and the

box is gone.

But it's more than one box. So what's
your fussing about then? You guys have

eaten the whole damn box, and nobody has
offered me any pasties.

My mom took a trip to Jamaica and
brought back beef pasties. And everybody

their own box. My box, Shari's box,
Mom's box. And we don't want to share

boxes. Not my box. You're eating pasties
for breakfast.

Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
on. This is Daddy.

Oh. So relax. Okay.

These are the things that I was
concerned about prior to coming here. I

want to be scrutinized. I don't want to
be asked no questions, and I don't want

to be told what to do.

I don't know what more I want from you.
When you say that, what do you mean?

There didn't need to be a party
conversation.

What? I don't have no party problems
with you guys.

I just know I go to take out a party,
and all of a sudden it's like, oh, my

party, my party, my party.

Seriously, if we just say one little
thing to you, you take it like we are

big, big offense.

Next time I go to Jamaica, I won't bring
back. No, that's all. That's fine, Mom.

That's fine.

How are you feeling about being in
Atlanta?

It has to become my norm, you know?
Yeah. Got to get used to it.

Going from being in my own home and
having my own space, my own routine.

Wasn't that all of us, though?

Well, she asked me. Why are you acting
like you were the only one who had your

own space? Mom.

You were the only one who had your own
space. She asked me how I was feeling.

I'm not speaking on behalf of you. I'm
sure you feel the same way.

Now that we're all under the same roof,
it does get overwhelming at times,

especially when we get low on these
patsies.

I love being here. Being with mom is
just like the highlight of my life.

Just don't eat no more of the damn
patsies. That's no problem. Don't eat no

more.

That's no problem.

You're ready. You're set.

To check your dad reflexes. One, two,
check.

I want a jaw -dropping. I want bitches
to come in there and pick their face up

off the floor.

Hey.

Hey.

Kenya's coming over. You met her before.

Yeah. Does she eat sweets?

I don't know. The bitch skinny as hell
right now.

She may not be eating nothing.

Then you'll have to eat all of it. Okay.

Hi, puppy.

How do you know he a puppy? Hi.

Oh, I love this doggy.

Look at the chateau.

It's gorgeous.

Strutting in my high heels.

Popping my collar.

All the fellas trying to holler. Doing
what I do best.

Make your heart jump out your chest.

Let's go downstairs.

How do you know I've never been down
here? Well, I've been down here once.

I know.

Kenya has not been in my basement since
the bitch went creeping during my...

Is this the basement?

Oh, my gosh.

She said her house is more finished than
mine.

I finished it. I cannot wait to show
this bitch my basement.

OK, do you remember over here, boo?

Yes!

I love it. Oh, my god. It's so comfy.
This is like a club.

Yeah. I love that you used the curved
wall.

So we can have a little spa day.

Oh, yes.

So when you do your massages or
anything, you're right here.

I love a charade. You cannot hate on
this.

How high are those ceilings?

And we're in the basement.

Bravo. Thank you for coming.

This is happiness, and I can see it, and
it's written all over your face. I like

you right now.

Really? I almost love you, bitch.

How was the gala, though, to you?
Because I was like, OK, I'm going to put

heels on, and I'm going to go to this
gala that Marlo is throwing. Girl, I

have wore my jogger.

The whole fake and pretentious and I got
money, I got this, I got that. It's

just kind of like, it's a turn off to
me.

Now, you know she had a word or two to
say about you. What? She started talking

about how when you first got here, you
lived in an apartment with white

refrigerators.

What's wrong with a white refrigerator?
I mean, at least I could pay my rent.

What else did she have to say?

You had to rent somebody's Range Rover,
Lisa Ray. I don't even know Lisa Ray.

Girl, shut up.

Not like that, like borrowing a car?

I don't know. Maybe I misheard. Let me
call Sandy real quick. That's kind of

crazy. Hello?

Sonia. Yes.

Hey, girl, hey. Hey, I'm here with
Kenya.

Hi.

You look cute.

Oh, thank you.

What are you guys up to?

Oh, my God. We're just dishing some tea,
and I heard that Marlo was talking

about how I was borrowing a car from
someone. I think she said something

you had, like, a white refrigerator in
somebody's townhouse or something.

And what? I mean, what else?

She dragged poor Drew over her little
bun last night. Coming from a girl who

just had actual Bosley hair implants,
you're talking about a girl with a bun.

Like, I don't understand.

It's a chia pet surgery.

That's what it is.

Isn't it the purpose of getting the hair
transplant for your edges not to wear

the lace runs?

Just go buy you a chia pet and put the
seeds on your scalp, put a little water

on it, a little grease, a little oil.
Girl, get your edges back. That's all

got to do. Get your edges back.

I have love for Marlo.

She said she had love for you, too.
Right. So then why is she being

But she did say you need to power wash
your house. I do.

I do. I got a good guy. I got a good
guy. Yes.

Yeah. I'll talk to y 'all later. OK. OK.
Bye -bye.

Oh, wait, wait. We got to go back.

Drew left her phone in the get -back.
You had her phone? I had her phone. So

where did she have to come and get the
phone?

Mm -hmm. Her assistant came.

Speaking of the assistant, she told
Candy.

that Drew and you share an assistant.

Girl, you know what? I'm going to tell
you. Drew told me that one of her

assistants is Sharae's assistant.

This does not sound good.

Honestly, I'm kind of going through it
over here with my assistant.

You met Anthony the other night. Honey,
it's a good, healthy libation, honey, to

keep your taste buds moving and your
hips grooving.

Okay, yeah.

Tasha Ray girl, let her know what's
going on. And she said that you owe the

assistant money and that he has been
going back to Drew telling all your

personal business.

That's what she told Candy.

Candy told me Drew and you share an
assistant.

And she said that you owe the assistant
money and that he has been going back to

Drew telling all your personal business.

Shut your face. That's what she told
Candy.

I know who you're talking about, but he
doesn't work for me often. I hardly ever

use him.

Like, you just call him when you need
him. Yeah. Okay.

There's a lot of mess that goes on over
there in that household.

Her husband just got entangled with the
other assistant, offering to give

massages, and the assistant was supposed
to be fired, and now the assistant's

not fired. It's just a lot going on.

You need to be worrying about that
instead of worrying about me.

That's the conversation that you need to
have with her. I will definitely have

that conversation with her.

Here, I'll get the plate.

Makai, JoJo, come eat.

Chef Chassidy got us eating healthy. Mm
-hmm.

Oh, what is this? Is this salmon?

Mm -hmm, mm -hmm. That's our rosemary
custard salmon.

We have garlic mashed potatoes.

Roasted broccoli. Oh, garlic. We have a
cream sauce. You hear that, babe?

Wait, wait. Did you say garlic?

Oh, Lord. I can't eat this.

Garlic does not work well with me. It's
so mild.

It's so mild. All right. Hold on. You
know your grandma. She told me she cooks

with a little garlic.

So y 'all just lie to her out. So it's
not lying if you just, like, don't tell

her. Thank you for clarifying, JoJo.

This is really good, actually.

See?

Thank you.

Yes, Mama?

Want to go play? Go ahead.

So what else? What's going on with you?

So, Play Archive, the venue, everything
was beautiful.

Did you have fun?

It was fun.

I actually spent a lot of time with
Todd, so I had a good time with Todd.

It was great, like, having somebody else
that got the same mentality I could

understand. So it was dope.

Actually, I got a chance to talk with
Candy.

That was interesting.

Candy brought up the Instagram of your
assistant.

Look, I fired her.

Okay. So y 'all don't talk anymore?

I said we don't talk anymore. I said
we're not doing business.

So y 'all do still talk?

I said I'm no longer going to work with
her anymore.

He puts me on tumble dry.

Like, he puts me in the dryer and puts
me on tumble dry because he will confuse

me where I'm like, am I tripping?

I understand that you don't feel
comfortable with another woman. Maybe

because of how she looks. How does she
look?

She's a 50 -year -old woman. That's what
she looks like. What is that? She was

12 when I was born.

Men date older women all the time.

If you ever were to find something in my
phone where a guy was like, yo, I could

come give you a massage, you would have
a problem with that. That's not the

message. But that's what happened.
That's not what happened.

Everyone that says the issue is not with
her, the only person that says the

issue is with her is you.

I have so many women that surround me.
You had it out for her since day one

anyway. You're making me really feel
like I'm crazy, like I'm not making

when I know I have a valid point.

People say that Ralph gaslights me, but
I don't know if that's necessarily true.

Can you define gaslighting? I don't.

Let me look up. I got my phone. Let me
see.

Gaslighting definition.

Oh, manipulate the one by psychological
means into questioning their own

sanity. Oh, my God.

You left the other day and I still don't
know where you were. You don't really

truly understand men and how we work,
especially black men.

What was the reply? The reply was, look,
you know, I was like, hey, my back is

really hurting. She was like, man, you
should have gotten a massage or whatever

like that.

I was like, hey, you know what? No, no,
no. What did she say? I had to let go of

those expectations.

Okay.

What was that?

You look like you're about to cry. That
wasn't even real.

Okay. I didn't say anything about, hey,
I'm never going to speak to her and she

no longer exists.

Say it. I want you to say it to me. If
you want me to not ever talk to her

again, you say it out of your mouth.

I will never do that.

I want you to respect the relationship
in order for you to make the decision.

Because then you feel like down the road
it wasn't the right decision. Now

you're blaming me and now you're
resenting me for it.

There's a lot of things I've resented
you for, though. There's more?

Of course. We'll talk about it later.

Oh, Lord. So much. Oh, Lord.

You know, that's scary.

That's scary for me. Oh, God. That's
terrifying.

Coming up next.

You'll be taking multiple vacations
throughout the year. When you're not

it disrupts the flow.

You don't think the flow is disrupted
when you leave for months?

I say solid blue.

We do the light blue with it. Maybe you
could do a sneaker with it. Oh, that

would be everything. So homecoming isn't
as fancy as prom.

What is homecoming?

It's like the baby version of prom. The
baby version of prom? This looks good.

Okay, let's make some tea. How many
teacups do we need?

Two.

So can Mommy have some tea?

Yes. Mmm, what kind of tea?

Um, the chocolate.

Chocolate tea, that's delish.

So, Tia, what's going on with your
podcast?

People get so tense when you mention
sex. See, look at your face.

I know, because you know what, Tia? You
told me don't listen to it, so I have

never listened to it.

Yeah, because I'm on there talking about
polygamy, one -night stands,

favorite sex position.

Well, I won't be listening.

Grandma, please don't.

What's up, Brian?

How you doing?

Oh, I'm tired.

I know you're tired. How did you feel
about our opening?

This opening was on fire.

It was so packed in there and
everybody... I have a producer

on the new Broadway play, Thoughts of a
Colored Man. So many people came out to

support, so the word is really getting
around.

Have you seen any reviews yet?

Boo. We're not for everyone. The
Amsterdam News called it the most

play of the 21st century.

What?

I'm very grateful that you guys allowed
me to be a part of this history. Oh,

come on, Candy.

It's not the last thing.

For an all -black production to be able
to get a show on Broadway. That's never

happened before.

I mean, it was called The Great White
Way.

So to be able to put a little...

Coloring it. It's history in the making,
and I'm just glad to be a part of it.

I almost shed a tear.

I've been doing a lot of promotions and,
you know, trying to spend my coins

towards the marketing to make sure I get
butts in seats.

Well, all right, Brian, I'll hit you
back later.

Okay, bye.

How you feel?

I'm feeling good, like I'm on cloud
nine.

I'm very proud of it, but I'm just
feeling overwhelmed, you know what I

Because it's like, now I got to go back
and forth to New York. I can't do this

alone, so I need you. Why are you
talking like you be doing something

You be taking multiple vacations
throughout the year.

When you're not here, it disrupts the
flow.

You leave for a month.

If I leave a week in here, a week in
there, but you leave for a month, you

think the flow is disrupted when you're
gone for a month?

Okay, whatever.

When I'm going, I'm going because I have
to work. Why are you going to Miami?

Hang out.

Todd and I are not on the same page.

When we got together, we were doing
everything together. But it's like now

I'm doing something he's not a part of,
like this Broadway show, he's killing

away at me.

Okay. I'm just saying.

What you saying?

Nothing, Todd. Forget it.

Anyway, that whole guest house starting
to get all crazy looking.

For real, for real. We just got
everywhere.

And then, you know, the pool room. We
got to wrap that up, too.

Come on, let's go look.

Decision. Yes.

Make your mind up. Let's go look.

Oh, well, all right.

I've changed this whole pool. Check the
floors out. It's the black marble look.

It's looking current. You know, before
it was, you know, that tan, that old

school. But, you know, things have kind
of slowed down right now.

I'm one of those people that's kind of
guilty of never finishing their house.

And it's just like boxes everywhere.

Me and my wife have to agree on some
equipment for the humidity in the pool

area. But, you know, it's really hard to
get her to sit down and focus.

I feel like we can take the furniture
out at this point because we finished

the floor.

We're going to take all the furniture
out, put it in its place, see if it

We're going to have some extra cleaning
to do.

I can use some of this stuff in Jersey,
too.

You ain't go Jersey, Crip.

It ain't nothing in there. It's an empty
apartment.

You was there. You saw it.

Right?

I moved in this condo many moons ago
with my ex. We purchased the condo

together. We didn't work, so I moved
out.

She never refinanced and got my name off
the condo. And unfortunately, I ended

up having to pay off the condo.

So I have a condo in Jersey.

It's our Jersey club, babe.

My name ain't nowhere on there.

My name ain't on this house.

And you ain't gave me no keys.

You can have a key whenever you want.

Whatever.

He wants to share it with me, but this
was your spot with your egg.

I don't really want to do that.

The house she had when we met, she had
already bumped and grinded all kind of

craziness in that house. She didn't even
flip the mattress over. I feel like you

care more about redoing that New Jersey
apartment than getting that done here.

That's not true.

Say this.

Really not.

All right.

Or we can get rid of the pool.

No, we...

Coming up next.

How about you just try to have a good
night? So then that means we're not

expressing ourselves?

If me expressing myself means we have a
bad night, what the hell are we doing?

This area is a rough area, right?

Oh, yeah. That's why she has to have
this jail gate.

You have a great night.

What the hell?

Knock, knock.

Hi, Candy, yeah?

I love you.

This is the perfect costume for me.

I'm afraid of you.

Yeah, twirl.

Trouble, trouble, twirl.

Make sure those fingers are pointed,
yeah?

Wait, one of your contacts missing as
opposed to this? No, one is black. Oh,

God. And mine is green. Oh, my God. I
don't even know how you can sit up and

talk to me with this stuff on.

Oh, my God. It looks scary.

Let me see if I can get it off. Can I
have a cocktail, please, love, and a

napkin? Sure. Thank you. Can you see if
I brought some wipes? Yeah. Oh, my God.

First of all, I love the way you had
Michael and William looking all cute

the suits on.

That's your party.

They were so cute.

I mean, I love you being there, Monty.

Oh, it's a job.

Right now, I need to seek help. I'm a
single mom with two teenage boys in the

home. I don't know what I'm doing.

And hopefully, I can get advice from
Candy, because she has a family unit.

Let me just say, I really loved the way
you put everything together. I know you

was upset because the other two over
there trying to tell you everything we

said. So listen, the girls are like,
where is the food? People are

If there was anything that I had to say,
it was just questioning.

How much she spent on this? But that has
been you from day one. Marlo, how did

you get your money game up?

God.

I'm gonna get him a story.

Tell him I told you I work at Magic City
on Mondays and I do private dances.

My name is Ginger.

Call him Mom Ginger.

Just know I got it, bitch. I got it. And
Uncle Sam is getting his percentage,

too. You know that.

So everything's good with the kids?

Yes. How are the nephews doing?

Stressing me out a little bit, but
they're good for the most part.

When they first came to me, it was
like...

I was feeling guilty.

I want them to feel loved, the situation
they came from. So I thought I was just

giving, giving to where I did create a
little monster.

I bought a $1 ,200 suit for homecoming.
Time out.

I have to say that this is something
that they kind of addressed this with

of the characters in the play, Thoughts
of a Colored Man.

Why does being Black always have to
equate to struggle?

Why does being Black have to relate to a
lot of shit? People always feel like

they got to come up from the gutter.

And that's not necessarily true. I think
we can still instill a work ethic in

our children and still have them set up
for greatness.

The other kids that go to that school,
you said they're coming to school with

Mercedes and this and that. That's their
normal. So why does your black nephews

have to not have nice things to be
normal?

I push my children to pursue more in
life.

I think they got the right idea.

They're not lazy.

I have life insurance for them. I have
my properties for them. But if I die

right now today, Candy, I don't know if
they're gonna go hard.

I think it really does take a village.

It does.

You're the only one that sent a cash app
for graduation or birthday.

I appreciate that.

But I would even appreciate more hands
-on. You never, in the two years I've

the boys, invited me over for movie
night.

You gotta be the type of friend you
want. Marlo and I have had a very up

-down relationship.

I met her a long time ago because she
dated my guy brother.

And when she came around these girls,
she really started acting real shitty

me. You know how many stories I've heard
about you? I've heard you're a big

mama, but you take care of guys.

I definitely think she's been moving
back to a better place, but it's been a

slow roll.

Y 'all got a big family. Let the boys
come over there and see what family

is about. Like, we don't have to do
anything like that. It's not like you

invite me over either.

Marlo. Damn it. You are more than
welcome to come anytime to my damn

When, Marlo? It's tonight. Come tonight
and hang out with me and the boys.

Well, I'm sorry. I got to get this off
of me. All right, Lizzie.

Yeah, I need to clean up. Bye, Wicked
Witch.

What's wrong?

All right, y 'all want to do Drop It
With Drew and Ralph?

These are specialized Drop It With Drew
moves.

Watch. Watch those knees.

Your sweat lines is good for your skin.

I have a phone call. Sorry, hold on.

It's Sonia.

You got to come to the next Drop It With
Drew.

Ralph is here.

Look. You should be out here.

You're meeting up with Ralph tonight,
right?

Of course. It's the fellas tonight. I
love you.

Bye.

Oh, I'm tired. And it's starting to
rain. All right, good job, guys. All

let's get these masks and get in the
house. Yes, honey.

Oh, my God. That was a real workout.

Let's talk about something real quick.

You hit me with the blind side right
now. OK.

Keep your schedule clear, and we're
going to do something, all right, to

celebrate us.

OK? Mm -hmm. So is that putting our
issues on the back burner?

First and foremost, we've got to get
back to us. Because if we come in from a

place where we don't like each other,
anything can break us apart.

I get that.

What's up? What's up?

What's going on? You good? You all
right?

All right.

We got any specials today?

I got these muffins for you. White wine,
lemon butter sauce.

Okay. With linguine pasta.

Oh, wait. I just want the appetizer. I
don't want all that pasta.

You know I was trying to fatten you up.
Yeah, no.

I got to stay Bruce Lee. I got to stay
Bruce Lee on.

What's going on?

My boy Todd. What's going on, bud?
What's up, man?

Good to see you, man. Good to see you,
too. How you been?

I've been good.

You want something to drink? Yeah, of
course. Let's go do things.

All right.

Yeah.

Craft up, Smith.

Y 'all just trying to show off because
my homeboy here.

What's up, man? What's up, brother?

Good. Cooler, cooler, cooler. Yes, sir.
Hey, man, I want to introduce you to my

boy, Ty.

What's up, my brother? What's up, man?

How you doing, man? Good. Nice spot,
man. We got to get you a drink. Kenny,

earned you the man to know, man.

That's the word around town.

Not me, brother. Not me.

I stay low.

Appreciate you. Yeah, man. Cheers,
fellas. Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

We went and did a workout with Sonya and
him, bro. Me and wifey tried to do a

competition, bro. It was bad. Against
them? Against them.

Two athletes.

How old are y 'all?

I'm 39.

I'm 39 also.

I'm 38, my bad.

I'm 48, so I just had to schedule to get
a colonoscopy.

I'm trying to live. I got little -ass
kids, so it's like, do what y 'all got

do for me to sleep.

How many little ones you got?

But we got four total.

Yeah, we have one, but I want another
one.

But she ain't really sold all the way on
having the kids yet.

So what is it like? Because Candy pretty
busy too, right? Crazy. What is that

like for you? The worst?

Now, I'm going to tell you.

Rob. Yeah. I got a lot of conversation
from my wife about this assistant, man.

Oh, man. Me too.

Oh, really?

I got a lot of conversation from my wife
from about when she came over to the

crib. Oh, man. Me too.

Oh, really?

I heard about this assistant, man.

I guess it was a text. That's your fat
ass. Nice body. Everybody in Atlanta got

a fat butt.

This is the thing that wifey cannot let
go of.

It's kind of bullshit.

It's not even bullshit.

I could not find a massage therapist.

Yeah, there ain't none available right
now.

You know, my sister Carmen, she's like,
Ralph, did you go and get your massage

or whatever? I'm like, man, I couldn't
find one. I think they said the text

message said, oh, I should have gave you
the massage.

And he was like, well, you know I'm a
man, LOL.

No, I said a guy.

No, no, no. A guy.

My thing was more so like I'm a man
because I didn't solve the problem.

I don't know about that one, but I'll go
with it because you my boy.

I'm a man. I'm going to use that. I'm a
man, LOL.

No trip. Why you leave the toilet seat
up? I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man.

I'm a man.

Wait, I'm going to come massage you. I'm
a man.

I mean, of course, it's hard to explain.
It's a matter of you believing exactly

what I say.

It was more like, I should have just did
it myself.

But I'm going to do it. And I am going
to do it for you. What she did, I said,

I'm a guy.

You know, I didn't do it. Same thing as
with guys taking medicine.

We don't do it sometimes.

He puts me on tumble dry.

But really, Drew should never have been
going through my cell phone to begin

with.

You know, I'm just talking shit with
you, man. Yeah, yeah. Just make sure

wifey right, man.

Me and my wife trying to buy some land.
We moved down here and got her whole

family with us. You know what I mean?

It's cool, though. Been with her for 18
years, so they like my parents, too.

Yeah, they like some news.

For me, wifey be tripping a little bit.
Menace check, we was in a situation

about 20 years ago. We had a spot right
on the water. I ended up having to buy

her out, so now I got this crib in
Jersey.

And I'm trying to convince my wife, when
we go to New York, it's a nice vibe.

But the thing is, I can get $5 ,000, $6
,000 on the rent.

I'm definitely going to keep it. I paid
for it. What do you think our mode up

is? Like, why don't you want to, like,
rock with it? I don't know if they don't

want us to have eyes, too.

Sometimes they don't want you to have
eyes. Sometimes it feels like it. They

all ages.

Hi,

William. Thank you for joining us.

Your brother is leaving us on a
homecoming tonight. How do you feel

I feel fine.

You know what's crazy? The boys call you
Uncle Justin.

Right. And they call Ty Ty.

Why can't I be an aunt?

You are. We just call you Ty.

When I was growing up, that was not
allowed.

It's like some names don't go. Like, we
couldn't call Auntie Marlo.

You better not ever call me down Marlo
in your life. I don't know what I would

do without Ty and Justin.

They're a husband and wife team that
managed me together.

They about run my life, but I just thank
God for both of them. Justin is such a

good, positive role model for the boys.

We didn't have a birds and the bees
conversation, but what talk do we have

before? Oh, the Me Too movement. The Me
Too movement. So don't touch him. Me and

him will have our talk. He'll be good.

William came to me one day. He was like,
Auntie, something's different down

there. I'm like, what? I don't know.
Wait.

Don't you come next to me.

Wait. Justin!

So, Michael, are you excited or nervous
about anything tonight?

You more excited? What are you excited
about?

The dance.

Oh, you want to dance in public?

No. I'll just go there and make videos
and, uh.

Michael, you can dance, though, right?
No.

No?

Michael, you don't really have to dance,
but I'm going to show you what you can

do. Uh -uh, Lord Jesus.

OK, here goes.

Bim ya.

Oh, God!

So say you bring her out there, and you
just hold him.

You put your hands in. Oh.

Know what? Hold on my foot.

Whatever. Isn't this right, Justin?

No. Right. Yeah, that's right. But just,
like, don't think about it. Like, you

look so good.

I am fit. This is why I don't dance. You
ain't got to throw a lot. And make sure

you have distance here. I mean, like,
this far. Like, that far.

some ratchet music, come on. Oh, no.
Then what's going to happen?

I'm going to take you to switch hands.

No, no, see, that's doing too much.
They're in ninth grade. It's going to be

ratchet music. That's doing too much.

I'm going to just be like, maybe she's
going to be aggressive like me.

I'm going to just take charge.

No, but seriously, come on, we need to
get dressed. I'm paying the driver by

hour, the photographer by the hour.

Let's go.

Trip hard on them. Trip hard on them.
Who ain't got to go to work? Trip hard

them.

Does he need a belt on?

He does need a belt. Give him the black
Hermes belt. The Hermes.

When I lived with my mother, I had it
tough.

I grew up in the projects. My mom was on
drugs.

My mom and that bitch getting high.

And I got my ass beat all the time. So
foster care was my safe haven.

Put a little oil on your dreads. Come on
now.

I think I went to prom one year, but I
didn't go to a lot.

But I did go to that one.

I think back, I had like five hairstyles
in one. I had like finger waves, a

roller set going to the side, and I had
crimps up. I went to Sure Essence in St.

Pete. You went to Sure Essence. All
right, come on down, baby.

I didn't have people waiting on me to
come downstairs.

Look at my baby.

You look so handsome.

And I want Michael to sit back on his
sad days and smile and say, Wow, I

remember my first homecoming.

I was living with my auntie, and she
went all the way out.

It's about memories.

Are you about to cry, Martha?

No, no.

You look good.

I'm so proud of you. I love you. Me too.

I knew Ralph was up to something, but I
had no idea.

Oh, my god.

A red carpet. Wow.

He just really went all out. Like, the
whole day, I was just smiling ear to

Oh, my god.

What is daddy doing?

This is so freaking pretty.

Somebody tell me what is happening. You
know, we know just as much as you, but

we're here to get you glam.

You flew in for this?

What? Oh, my god.

Let's do a little.

Wait a minute. Who's fitting in that?
You.

I'm hot. I'm nervous. My heart is
beating fast.

Well, don't worry about it.

It's a complete fairy tale.

I said, what are you up to? He said
nothing.

After an assistant situation, this is
just what I have been desiring in our

marriage, is just to feel like number
one.

I know one thing. I'm going to put a
thing on.

I'll say right now.

Oh, what in the world?

Oh my gosh.

I've never been here before.

Really good.

You look gorgeous. I feel like a whole
princess.

Where am I?

So this is my tailor showroom, actually.
Oh, okay.

We are here.

This is the place that you come who does
the suit?

Uh -huh, uh -huh.

I don't understand why, but I'm here.

What?

Oh.

When I proposed to Drew, she felt like a
queen.

Thank you, baby. This is so romantic.

I wanted to give her that same
environment on the rooftop at my boy's

make sure that my wife knows that no
woman can ever come close to her. Give

your hand.

This is really amazing.

Like, how many dozens of roses? This is
a lot of roses.

Like, why? Where's all this coming from?
Sometimes I can be an asshole.

I get it.

But the thing about it is, you know, I
love you, and I want to be the best

husband, the best father, the best
provider.

This right here, this is like, this is
what I live for.

Because you do go out of your way to
make me feel like the most important

in the world. So I love you.

I just want to make sure that we don't
have these really, really high highs,

we go through those lows.

And really, like, deal with our
problems.

on a deeper level so that we can be
healthy for each other. I agree. And I

that's one thing that Dr. Ken taught me
was you can't have these extreme

expectations of somebody else. You need
to first start with yourself. So my new

order now is God, me, and then my wife,

my kids, and everyone else.

Because I think for men, a lot of the
times we're kind of taught and trained

is God, your wife, your family, then you
come last.

So you think you had it in that order
before? I definitely had it because I

a pleaser. I can't do that anymore.

I feel like for me, I would just, you
know, not vocalize how I felt in the

of keeping peace. And I stopped saying
how I felt because I was afraid that

you know, that rap is so serious.

I apologize if I ever made you feel like
you need to suppress your voice. And

even now, I'm, like, feeling myself
walking on eggshells, and I'm like, I

want to ruin the night. Good evening.

Hi. How are you guys? Good, good.

Salmon bite, crab ring. Ooh, okay.

We have a lobster tail with fresh napkin
game.

Oh, this looks phenomenal.

Bon appetit, guys. I'll bring some wine
out for you, okay? Yes. Wine would be

great. Thank you. I love it. My
pleasure.

I'm about to really eat all of this.

I would prefer to probably use this
night as an opportunity just to enjoy

other's company, and we can leave
everything else for marriage counseling.

Okay.

So you don't feel like we should be able
to, like, communicate? I set this up

with no expectations.

If you value this, it's fantastic. If
you don't, fantastic, you know? I value

it. You have made me feel special.

This shows me like we can make it. This
shows you?

Give me your hand. Maybe I need to hold
your hand when I say this. No, no, no.

Just talk.

Where's the wine? I need some wine,
please.

Oh, there it is.

Oh, right on time, honey.

Thank you.

Thank you.

My pleasure.

You know what I'm going to do? I'm going
to schedule a session for you to go and

speak to Dr. Ken on, like, how to speak
to men appropriately to get whatever

you're trying to do across effectively.

Yes, and then I will pay for you to have
a session, too, to learn how to talk to

women.

Cheers.

Dr. Ken said that you, like, do, like,
zingers. Oh, we're talking about what

Ken said? I mean, that's what Dr. Ken
said. Well, Dr. Ken called you a maniac.

A maniac?

Do you know what the definition of a
maniac is? Nobody that's a maniac is

successful. Have you looked at my wall?
I got degrees on my wall.

Go and take a look at the word maniac.

I love a good Google.

A person exhibiting extreme symptoms of
wild behavior, a homicidal maniac.

The marriage counselor just uses extreme
words, and it's something that people

on the East Coast do, and they have a
tendency for you to go and try to repeat

what he said.

You repeated what you said about me. No,
no, no, no, no. You have maniac

tendency. Okay, maybe let me say that.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Let me say

tendency. No, don't touch me.

Why are you getting mad at me for that?
I'm just because you don't even

understand what maniac even means.

It means somebody that's truly unstable.

I apologize.

I'm sorry.

You said something he said about me. I
said something he said about you. You're

not really sorry. I really am sorry. But
I'm just making sure that we're both

here and understanding that we both have
work to do. How about you just try to

have a good night? So then that means we
not express myself?

If me expressing myself means we have a
bad night, what the hell are we doing?

You ready for dessert?

Mm -hmm.

I don't know why communication is so
hard and why it triggers, Ralph. I have

idea. But this is kind of what we go
through, and I'm tired.

Really, this is bullshit.

Tonight was not the night to go and try
to fix anything.

Let's just have a conversation.

That's all I'm asking for.

Please? Sometimes I probably just do too
much.

You know, and I probably should not do
this.

Doing stuff for you is not the move.

I regret wanting it.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

My little girl is turning three. I am
going all out.

And he sucked dick in locker room.

Oh, my God.

What? What happened?

He kept driving and drug my car down the
street. He had to cut ties

because you never paid him. Are you
going to shut the fuck up for a second

working car?