All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.of.Atlanta.S14E01

Bravo has been keeping everything
airtight. I don't know what's going to

on our HOA. Marlo is going to keep the
girls alive.

She by Sheree finally launched. It's not
spring summer, though.

This season, keep your edges on point
and stay tuned.

My edges are filling in.

Who thinks that they know the T .O .V.
about fucking dick in the locker room?

This is a kid's working party.

Kia, don't invite your wife or don't get
it.

Oh, I made it.

Fabulous is my middle name.

Marlo Fabulous.

I am

the

moment, bitch. I am the moment!

I almost love you, bitch.

Montego Bay.

It's Sonia. She's new to Atlanta.

She's a four -time gold Olympic
medalist. I'm a wife. I'm a mom.

I'm a real deal Jamaican.

She'll call me a friend. Me not call her
no friend.

I'm a four -time Olympic gold medalist.
My husband was there when you said

that you wanted to have sex.

Candy doesn't know how to be a friend.
Candy was a damn whore. She f***ed

everybody for free.

You're full of s***, Candy. You came to
be Charay's lapdog, bitch.

I don't have a lapdog, let's be clear.

Here, there. There you go.

There you go, bitch.

I ain't never skipped a beat or a bag.

I keep you.

On the edges of your seat.

I always had the juice, but now I've got
the peach.

You're always living in the moment when
you are the moment.

Spring, summer, or September, I'm the
one you always remember.

I may be a rookie, but this isn't my
first race.

Then we can come into the dirty front.

Okay. Ready?

Five, six, seven, one, two, three.

And one, turn, lean, march.

Yes, ma 'am. Yeah.

I have been in Los Angeles so that I can
do dancing with the stars, darling.

Yes.

I'm so tired.

I mean, look, at least you're home.

It's been a long time. Oh, listen. First
time in Atlanta.

You got to come by the house. I have to.
I will cook. You came out to us for

four weeks, five weeks. I'll come out
here for a few.

Don't look at my feet because they are
ashy.

Listen,

you're ashy. You're ashy.

Brandon Armstrong is my dancing partner.

I love him so much. Everything about him
is personality.

He's giving. He's kind.

Very handsome.

And he definitely knows how to move his
hips.

Stop!

Hold on. I'm praying for no fires.

Two, three.

Nice to meet you, Candy. I'm Brandon.

Nice meeting you as well. I'm so happy
you came by. Oh, I'm so glad to be able

to see you in action.

Just to be able to be there and dance
and have a great partner.

Oh, what is happening?

Rizzo is in the building, baby.

Rizzo, it's me, Brandon.

It's me for you.

I am Marlo Patrice Hampton from St.

Petersburg in Clearwater, Florida.

There's no exact brand new Marlo. The
people already know who you are, child.

I felt your doormat should have been
larger. You're so miserable.

Them earrings are a disaster.

You were a target, sweetheart.

I wear designer every day. My toothbrush
is designer.

Get out your feelings and get into your
bag, Kelly.

Are you a lesbian?

I'm a legend.

Well, listen, I know Brandon wants to
sit here and talk to these beautiful

ladies all day, but he has to go.

He kind of cute.

My baby might have some good little
techniques.

Might be a little better than my edges.

My edges, by the way. Oh, my God.
They're growing.

I'll see you later, babe.

Everybody was clowning my edges for
years.

Put them edge control.

Own them edges.

It's who Drew went to. So she did the
same thing where it was the hair

transplant. I went to her doctor.

It's no joke.

They come bringing all the damn shavers.

And they're taking all those hair
follicles out.

But now.

It is late. Get your wages back today.

You got that little young tits over here
dancing with you?

I'm hungry. You're glowing.

The sunshine is glowing. No, it's fun
dancing with him, man. He's just the

Very opinionated. Very smart.

Like, we stop sometimes and we'll, like,
talk for, like, an hour.

Are you serious? Yeah. Well, I sound
like you crushing a little bit.

I mean, come on. She's blushing teeth
and cheeks.

It's like talking on the phone. I may go
get a bite to eat, but nothing like,

I'm in love.

Really? I don't even know what you do
for a living, but it's fine.

People still don't know what you do.
That's a lie.

That's a lie.

You guys have to come by Law Archives.

I'm working on something with it.

I own and operate Law Archives.

It's a fashion showroom that you can
come and you can rent amazing designer

pieces that I handpicked.

I'm going to keep you guys posted.

Have y 'all involved with it. Expect
your invitation soon.

I've been planning this gala to
introduce Atlanta to the archive.

It's an exhibition, a retrospective of
the archive, you know? I feel just met

gala. I want a mannequin like this.

I want a mannequin sitting with her legs
out.

We're thinking like a string quartet.
Oh, I would love that.

The archive rents out exclusively to TV
productions, movies, and celebrity

clients. I just did a huge project with
Tammy Roman for a new show she's working

on. So I thought this would be amazing.

That's good.

I want to be on every show, dialing the
entire cast.

Yeah, I love this. This is a go.

So we can make sure this is bagged up
and delivered to them. When you're

watching these movies, you're going to
see in the credits, Laura Tide. And then

not to mention, you know, I've dated a
billionaire before. You know, I've

invested in our own properties.

Marlo loves to talk about, you know, I
had dated a billionaire.

That was a whole decade or more ago.

Still riding in Phantom, walking around
with at least $10 ,000 worth of clothes

on every day. Some kind of way you're
making it last.

Money doesn't last forever.

I felt the need to tug on her wig.

Who's gonna check me, boo? Money doesn't
last forever.

If you dated a billionaire 20 years
ago... Wait, this is my kind of

conversation. A billionaire 20 million
years ago!

I'm mad I missed you.

What's up, Cherie?

Cherie!

Come get me, girl. They're trying to get
me by my money, girl.

I'm back, back, back.

Again.

Cherie, where have you been?

Oh, my gosh.

Girl! Where is Tyrone?

Girl, Tyrone is home.

He's home!

Oh, my gosh!

Tyrone had been around for a while. I
put in so much time with this guy. Gave

him, you know, all of me, my entire
heart.

So you're going to date a man from jail?

Kind of.

I sat idle for many, many years for
Tyrone.

I owe it to myself.

to see if, you know, where it goes and
how it goes and, you know, if love

conquers all.

Is he home here in Atlanta?

No, he was paroled home to Philly.

He can't come here?

He can't come here yet.

You know what happens when I see that
pretty face over there? All right, what

time you got to be in?

I got to be in at 9.

Well, I hope you're around the corner
from your house.

Oh, you already know I am.

Okay, so what was the sex like?

Now you know that's a long ass...

I guess I was quick.

That was not what I was expecting.

The Kenya Moore that I met years ago,
she was a mean girl.

You will still be in a tent outside
because your bitch ass can't move in

However, I think after she had Brooklyn,
she actually became a different person

in a good way.

Kenya's neighbor is here.

Beautiful. I'm trying to catch up to
you, girl.

Because that bitch was evil.

So how often do you go to see him?

Maybe twice a month.

You asking 50 damn questions.

But now we're practicing abstinence.

Abstinence. Oh, damn.

Girl, girl, what now?

You sit over here talking about you not
giving him none of that kitty cat.

Does she want to keep him?

Go and get you some.

Get out of here.

Why? Because, you know, when they're in
prison, they're one person. I just want

to make sure you're the same person.
You're not worried that he would be out,

you know, trying to be with other women
if he's not sleeping with you? Girl, he

loves his wife.

What are you guys talking about? What is
next? Wait, wait, wait. I feel like I

am on the hot seat.

Wait,

wait, wait.

Okay, we about to get. I know, right?

Also, any love connections? I'm not.

fully divorced yet. Damn, I thought y
'all was divorced already.

No. Well, we went on a family vacation
in June. He hasn't seen Brooklyn since.

We could have been divorced if he wanted
to be divorced. He could have just

signed the paper and just gone away, but
he's not going away.

So I don't know what he really wants
because he won't say.

What do you want?

I want him to sign the paper and leave
me alone.

You're done? Yeah, I'm done done.

One thing I can say, Kenya, you look
happy. You sound happy.

Like, your energy, she's happy. She's
jumping up and down for you. So whatever

you're doing, God damn it, say what
you're doing. Don't go back to Mark.

about it.

Sorry. Just stay here.

But you know what? Let's stop.

We're talking about all of us.

What's up with you and Todd?

Are you happy?

Are you genuinely happy? Are y 'all
screwing each other five times a week?

Are you giving blowjobs? The funny thing
is, like, you would think that we would

be through and all that, you know, five,
seven times a week or whatever, but we

don't. I don't know. Sometimes we do
fall in that funk of, like, you ain't

having sex as much as you used to or
whatever.

Sometimes sleep takes over in our
bedroom.

We both be sitting up there.

We like, okay, we're going to, you know,
we start off, turn on our favorite

shows that we like to watch the next
thing you know.

I think he wants it. I just be tired.

Take it later.

There you go. There you go right there.

Candy needs to just quit at least two
jobs into whatever hours you're working

there. Just use that to f*** your man,
okay?

Thank me later, Candy.

You better get out there.

Coming up next.

Because I'm pissed, I'm disappointed,
I'm hurt.

I can read everybody one by one. You
gotta learn how to read first.

today. I'll be up in a second.

Mikey and William, time to get up. Rise
and shine. Let's be great.

Rise and shine. Oh, you're up.

Wake up, William.

You did not take a shower.

This is the same outfit from yesterday
morning.

What is a muncie?

A muncie?

A muncie is an auntie, like a mom. Holy
fuck.

Mike and William are my nephews, and
they live with me because my sister is

currently incarcerated.

It's a lot on me.

William! Take a shower so we're not
late.

When Mike and William came to live with
me, I'm thinking, let's just have a good

weekend, maybe a week.

It's probably been like almost three
years now, I want to say.

Damn, they went by fast.

Did you brush your teeth already?

Oh, you didn't? Let me stand back a
little bit. I don't want to catch the

I really went from just being all about
me, being fabulous, but now it's waking

up at 6 in the morning. Take your
vitamins.

Eat something.

Have you brushed your teeth? Put some
oil on those reds. Get your hair

okay? My life changed overnight. It
really did.

Guys, how much longer?

They're probably not even listening to
me.

A little more green vegetables.

So how does it feel to be down early?

You can have breakfast with your aunt.
It's a waste of time. How is it a waste

of time, Michael? I could be sleeping.

Michael. Oh, wait. Hold on.

Ow!

Look at that.

Is that necessary?

William, did you brush your teeth? Yes.

Let Michael smell your breath and see.
No.

You can smell. I mean, come on. This is
teamwork.

Smell his breath.

Smell it. Come on.

That would be cash at me, $10 .99 for
breakfast.

Oh, speaking of, can you transfer my
money?

I'll tell you your money. I already
transferred to your negative account.

When they first came to me, they would
eat McDonald's frozen pizza.

You guys want any fruit?

No, thank you. All right, so just have
an apple then. An apple is a fruit.

And now they're wearing Yeezys. They're
driving around in the damn Rolls Royce.

Sometimes I just feel, am I creating
monsters?

You can use the apple cutter.

How do you say that? Can you use the
apple cutter?

Can you use that for another?

Please. Thank you. You have a new
lifestyle, but don't forget where your

came from. And to me, that's super duper
important.

Do you have your garage opener?

Okay, so I'll just use your garage
opener.

Huh? I need it when I get back home.
I'll be home, child.

I gotta

hype myself up for this workout.

You ready for it? My wig is on tight.

Is it like the same kind of glue you use
for your wig and your eyelashes?

Did you really say that right now? I
don't know, baby. I'm just asking a

question. I don't know. I'm trying to
learn.

This workout's going to get me together.

We're going to go in here, and we're
going to be a dynamic duo. We're going

come in strong, all right? I'm an
athlete.

And I've always been an athlete. I ran
track. I did the 4x1 and the 4x4. And we

went downstate in high school.

Football is my sport.

I played at Rutgers.

I don't know the position, but that's
just because, I mean, I just don't know.

I'm a girl. I don't know.

What position did you play, honey?

So you didn't play the whole

time? You never played?

Wait,

you're on camera right now.

Say less.

You know, God didn't bless me with
basketball, so I mean.

Yeah, we know that.

I mean, he made the D1 team, but let's
not take that away.

Okay.

Let's do it.

I'm a big bouncer.

I walk it in, I talk it in. No matter
what it costs.

Welcome. Hello, guys.

This is for real, for real. Oh, this is
for real, for real. Girl, everything

else we've done has been light and easy.
This is the real deal.

Hello. This is Sadia. This is Jill.

How you doing?

I'm awesome. It's good to see you. I
don't know if you're ready for this. Oh,

I'm not? No.

I met Sonia through Jeremy. He is an
amazing Atlanta stylist.

She's a four -time gold Olympic medalist
sprinter.

And Erin Ross is her husband's two -time
Super Bowl champion.

And I feel like they're either the best
or the worst people to hit the gym with.

When is the last time you worked out for
her?

Well, you know, we have the program
Dropping with Drew. Exactly. And I would

love. for you guys to come and train.
Yes.

We would love that. It is amazing. Like,
it's really for helping people lose

hundreds of pounds. Oh, wow.

Drop It With Drew is a 21 -day weight
loss program.

We provide meal plans, virtual workouts,
in -person workouts.

Drop It With Drew isn't so much like,
I'm this workout poster child. You know,

it's, no, I'm a woman that struggled
with my weight. I was approached to be

face of this amazing program.

And now we're in Chicago, Atlanta,
Florida. It is literally nationwide.

We're going to get one fight together.

It's fine mommy season, girl. Get our
mommy body.

We can have you ladies start off first.
You're going to run down and run back,

and then you pass it off. You know I'm
taking the gold baton.

I'm coming for your gold, girl.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Yes.

Yes. Yes. I could have went to the
Olympics.

I was a track star when I was in high
school.

I got to be wind resistant.

Wind resistant?

Ready. Set.

Coming up next.

Can I put in an order for that? When is
your last gig? Are you still in the

industry?

We can have you ladies

start off first. You're going to run
down and run back.

You know I'm taking the gold.

I'm coming for your gold, girl.

Let's do this. Come on.

Let's do this.

Ready?

Set.

Go, baby,

go. All the way, all the way, all the
way.

Good, let's go.

Quick, there we go.

Good, knees up, knees up. There we go,
there we go, there we go.

All the way.

I'm the fastest American woman to ever
run the 400 meters.

I am a fourth -time Olympic gold
medalist. I thought it was three golds

bronze. No, no, no, four golds and one
bronze. I don't talk about a bronze.

If I was going full speed, I would be on
the other side of Atlanta before Drew

even touched this wall, okay?

There we go. Keep it going. Keep it
going. There we go.

Let's go.

You did something, Drew. You did
something.

That's good.

You don't even have to go that wide.
Bring it in a little.

I was expecting the pitman to kill it in
the gym.

Slowly, slowly, slowly. I feel like this
is... Sit back, sit back, sit back, sit

back. But I'm trying to figure out how
we're supposed to drop it with Drew when

Drew can't drop into a squat.

That was perfect.

My niece and my nephew went to
University of Texas in Austin. Really?

we've never been, though. You would love
Austin. I still have a hard time with

people saying, where you live, where you
from? I'm always like, Atlanta.

Mm -hmm.

You met some of the girls. I did. Trey
came and worked out with me here. Are

serious? Came here? Yes, she came here
already. Oh, that's super dope. So tell

me, how's married life for you?

Oh, yeah, it's been straight.

We've been together for damn near 20
years.

Y 'all about to be our village now.

Because I did not know marriage would be
so much work.

At last, you were like, divorce or stay
together?

Right.

Ralph and I have been through a lot.
Like, we're still trying to work through

Tampa. I still don't know where you
were. I told you I was at the beach.

were you?

Tampa. And then there's new problems.
But as long as he continues to show up

marriage counseling and, like, want to
make it better, I'm willing to stay

committed.

What you got going right now?

Man, I'm in the process of writing a
book, right? So I'm writing a book

to help people that's coming in to be
stepfathers. So I need an assistant to

help me with my business.

So I brought in this woman to come in
and help me. All of a sudden, Drew goes

off.

I have found messages in his phone that
were saying, oh, I could come give you a

massage. Like, if she is doing business
with you, where does her giving you a

massage come in? Yeah.

No, girl.

Finding out my husband was getting close
to this assistant was really hard for

me. So I packed up me and my kids, and
we went to Chicago.

I literally, like, ran away from home.

And then he wants you forever, not his
business or hers. Oh, so.

He told me if I ever came between his
dreams, he would pick his dreams.

I was like, wait a minute, what? He said
that? Oh, yeah.

She was like, I'm not telling you that
you have to fire your assistant, but if

you don't fire her, you're going to have
hell.

Obviously, you're talking about me.

We were just talking about just being
happy.

Because we're happy, right?

This wasn't what was in my mind, but
Atlanta's still going to grind.

Rookie, mommy needs you to help her.

What are you cooking?

Noodles? Yes.

Come on.

Brooklyn is her own little person right
now. She is very direct, very

articulate, very charming.

She is everything.

Is it all gone?

Yeah, that's good.

Oh, we don't have a lot there. Maybe
there's some more.

If it looks suspicious, don't let them
in.

Suspicious isn't the word I would use,
but... Wait a minute, what is it?

May I speak to Kenya?

Well, you look beautiful.

Thank you.

Who is that?

What is that?

Oh, my God.

Hey, may I speak to Sonia? I'm Sonia.

I have a message for you from Marlo.
Okay, message from Marlo.

Hi, guys. This is Marlo Hampton. Yes!
Your favorite fashion mate.

And I'm cordially inviting you out to my
fashion exhibit of my showroom, The

Archive. The Archive has a lot of
amazing garments that I have collected

years, you guys, from all over the
world.

And I will be showcasing from couture.
Well, it's about time, bitch.

Please come dress in your best black tie
attire. I look forward to seeing you

there. Well, that was quite the invite,
Marlo.

That is so fabulous.

Oh, my God, Marlo, so extra.

So tell Marlo, spend a little bit more
money, plan a little bit more ahead, and

do it the right way.

Marlo wants to do everything so big and
so grand, and then she sends a computer

over.

That's the mark.

It's kind of cheap.

But this is a great, great... No, it's
very decent criticism, right?

All right, let me go get some plates.
Can I find some plates anywhere?

Honestly, Mom, I don't think we wrote
one thing on a box, so you ain't gonna

find my plate.

It is what it is. It's our phone life
right now.

Food's here.

Thanks! Can you believe we'll come all
of this way, come to Atlanta for come

eat Chinese food?

I've been in Atlanta officially for a
year. I was here for about two years

commentating for the Olympics.

My husband and I decided to live in
Atlanta permanently.

You love me?

Always.

So my mom and dad also came to Atlanta
to live with us.

No, after you have something to eat,
dude.

Just makes it so much easier.

And I also love being around my family.
So we redid the house, new floors, new

kitchen. We don't got no damn
countertops.

Dad, do you like being here in Atlanta?

You like it?

So that I can stop cooking and I can
retire then?

So my family moved to the States when I
was

12. I feel proud to represent the United
States at the Olympics.

But we are tried and true Jamaican.

How long you guys been married again?

11. 18 years together.

Long years.

I've been with you more than half my
life.

Would you marry her again?

Of course.

Ross and I met in the cafeteria at the
University of Texas.

And I was like, dang, he's kind of fun,
ain't he? So I called him over because I

always know what I want. And we were
inseparable after that. Who are we? The

Rosses.

Who are we? The Rosses.

You happy just being one?

Yes.

I want a daughter so you can have a
sister.

What do you think about that, dude? Do
you want a brother or a sister?

Um, a daughter.

I'll see.

You go, baby.

I love you, boobie boobie.

Are you happy that you have a sister?

Yes.

In my heart, I really do want another
kid, but I also, I don't want to put a

strain on marriage that breaks us.

Not having one might do the same thing.

Did you think of it that way?

Is that an option?

Hey, I don't know.

You want to turn on the TV?

In the movie room?

Come on. Daddy's going to go with you,
baby.

That's a problem.

Really almost broke his lifetime.

After Deucey was born, I felt like Ross
kind of checked out, like I was on my

own. That's why I still have this fear
about having another kid.

First, have one child because you're
busy.

That's not a good reason.

Yeah, with two children and you're busy,
we'll drive you crazy.

We help as much as we can. You're not
helping with nobody, baby.

No, no. I will help go get the... You're
not helping to do nothing.

So don't bother put that in there.

Don't bother. You're not going to do
that. I'll make the formula, too. You'll

not make... Make formula?

Yeah. Bye -bye. Dad, please.

Coming up next.

You can understand a woman telling you
she's going to give you a massage.

What was your reply?

It was my reply.

Yeah.

I'll need no invitation.

I'm welcomed everywhere, all through the
nation, worldwide.

I'm pumping through your face, Don.

Ralph? Ralph!

You want a shot of this cucumber?

You got to shake it up first. Oh, sorry.

Pump it up with Drew.

Drop it with Drew.

So.

We want to get their real true opinions
on the meal prep. So Sonia is gold

medalist, Olympian. She's used to this
type of clean eating.

And then Candy, of course, she has all
the restaurants, OLG, Blaze Takeout. So

we want to make sure that it is giving
the tape.

We have these meal preps that we are
launching. The food is already seasoned,

already cooked.

It's good to have feedback to make sure
it is top tier.

Welcome to the Pittman Palace, boo.

Gorgeous. You have to do a shot upon
entering.

Cheers to healthy living, boo. I love
it.

Wow, wonderful.

This is Chef Chassidy.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Hello, hello, hello.

Okay, Candy, we coming.

Hey, boo.

Hey.

I have a little shot for you. I know you
don't drink, but get into it.

You can't enter until you take it.

Are you being serious right now?

Honey, it's a good, healthy libation,
honey, to keep your taste buds moving

your hips grooving, honey, Miss
Legendary Birds.

Ooh. This is Anthony. Okay, honey.

Nice to meet you. It's a pleasure to
meet you as well, too, honey.

How are you?

Good. Good to see you again, my love.

Anya is really cool. We actually used to
share the same hairstylist. We've hung

out, and we definitely have had some fun
times together.

We have a lot of greens, of course, your
cabbage, broccolini, and asparagus.

This is a part of my weight loss
program.

So, you know, I was working through some
things last year, and I was a little

body shamed.

You were having some body issues, and I
said, listen, if you want to bring...

I have a diagnosis called anemiosis,
where tissue essentially is growing up

abdomen. I had a hysterectomy.

You did? I did.

While they were there, I was like, well,
if I got to go under, can we just fix

everything? So we did a little mommy
makeover. But to maintain my health, I

drop it with Drew.

I lost 25 pounds in three weeks, right?

That fast?

Yes.

I lost 25 pounds in three weeks. She got
a mommy makeover, but you're still

thick, honey.

I'm really trying to give Drew the
benefit of the doubt.

I just feel like she's not keeping it
100 with us.

We are about to launch our meal prep
service.

And I'm truly passionate about it.

Here is the shrimp and mixed veggies.

I know y 'all going to be honest, so I
don't even got to tell me your honest

opinion.

Put it in the microwave.

And that's all I eat during the week.

Yeah,

it is good. Thank you.

Very good. I'd be very happy. I did a
workout with her.

I almost died.

She doesn't play in the gym.

Well, it's crazy. You dropped a bomb on
me in the gym, right? And so you know I

got to follow up on that. You were
telling me about Ralph's assistant,

She wasn't respecting the queen.

And then he went back to the queen.

I'll say this.

So he did bring in an assistant. She had
texted him, I'll come to your house and

give you a massage.

Yes, please.

So he said he, you know, fired her or
whatever.

Now, sometimes you can find yourself
being like, okay, am I tripping?

Right. But that right there, no, ma 'am.
She still just, like, I see her name

pop up from time to time. So it was like
he was going.

Hey. Hey.

I think I understand what y 'all are
saying.

Well, jeez. Whoa. He's dropping a gun.

Hey, what was happening?

So what's the story here? Nothing.

What version are you giving?

Uh -oh.

I think that if she makes your wife
uncomfortable, then that's the problem,

right? We've had two counselors, and
they can understand the situation. Well,

what is the situation? You understand a
woman telling you she's going to give

you a massage?

So at the time, my back, I mean, I was.

Listen to it.

Listen to it. Listen to it. Julie even
knew that my back was messed up. I

know this at the time. So really, Julie,
what she did was she ordered a massage

therapist. But for her to offer her all
the essential boundaries.

If she really wanted to shoot her shot.

What was your reply?

What was my reply?

Yeah.

No,

no, no. I didn't pick up the phone. What
was your reply? What did the text say?

It was just like, it was like a
throwaway.

What was the reply? The reply was, look,
you know, I was like, hey, my back is

really hurting. And she was like, man,
you should have gotten a massage or

whatever like that. I was like, hey, you
know what? No, no, no. What did she

say? Something like that. Come on, just
tell the truth. I didn't tell the truth.

She said, I told you I should have come
and given you a massage.

Then what was the reply? I was like,
man, you know I'm a guy.

You know what I'm saying? We don't
listen to that kind of stuff. I'm a guy,

And then she said, well, now I know for
next time.

Yeah, to the no, to the no, no, no.

I'm a guy means that if you come over
here and give me a massage, it ain't

to be just a massage.

That's what that means. That's how I
felt. We all know how this go. Let's be

real. That's letting you know that, hey,
if you ever decide, this is what it can

be. What was her name again?

Assistant.

I don't even really know her name. She
must go by a nickname.

Yeah, it was like her.

Candy is my real name, to be honest with
you.

Now, what's the name?

Where's Todd?

Where's Ross?

Oh, my God. I'm never doing this again.

Coming up next.

Is she selling these things?

What's going on?

Are there going to be models coming
through?

How does her thing work?

It's just we try confusing.

Hey, boo. Hey.

What you doing, Mrs. Soray? Oh, my gosh.
Trying to get it together.

You always bring it. You bring it simple
and chic and botty. So bring your sexy

ass on.

Not with no she -botch or a jogger. Shut
up.

No, this is not a jogger event. However,
I'm going to figure out. I'm going to

do the best I can tonight.

We're going to have fun. That means you
can afford back in the days of these

girls. I dare you. That part. That part.

Well,

you know you got to bring it. I already
know you're going to bring it. I will

see you in a little while.

Bye -bye.

Okay, so the room is cute.

Where's the champagne?

I need you fully dressed and ready to
go. I'm going to probably do an outfit

change twice. I think I'm going to do
two outfit changes. I just need you in

your first look in two hours. Sounds
good. I'll be back soon.

I need a drink. I need a cocktail.

Me doing this event is to get the
fashion industry to talking.

They're going to open their wallet.

They're going to purchase.

They're going to tell their stylist to
come stop with me.

You are opening the door.

off of my chest.

I only focus on check.

I like that.

I think my grandma has that one.

Shut up.

Please, ma 'am, please.

I like the way she got it set up.

What is it, champagne?

Sparkling Moscato.

Look at my... Girl, you look gorgeous.
You look amazing.

Look at y 'all. Look at y 'all. Y 'all
just mimping each other.

We're going into a department store.

Is she selling these things?

What's going on?

Girl.

We are at the Late Archive event.

It's an event.

So wait, are these pieces that she has
owned or, like, she wore them once

before? Like, how does her thing work?

It's just with her confusé. The archive.
The archive.

The archive. Yeah, it's like her
archive. Her archive of fashion. Yeah,

J -Lo's. Are you serious? How does she
do this?

Marlo has spent some good money on this
party, I can tell. This event space is

not cheap.

But... Are there going to be models
coming through?

What are we going for?

We always do this.

This is my husband, Ralph.

Absolutely. I've heard so much about you
guys.

Yeah? Yeah.

I hope only good things.

Yes, of course.

Have y 'all seen Marlo?

No, we haven't. Where is she? In the
back?

What time did the event actually start?
Is that it?

It's 8 .35.

I know Marlo, she's probably still
getting ready.

Can we take a little break real quick?
No, no.

Let's take a little break.

I gotta get this last one. I haven't
been on the front of your head yet.

I'm expecting Kenya to twirl in here
fresh off of her last routine from

with us. That's what I'm waiting to see.
Well, let me say she was a little

emotional today.

I guess they cut her last time.

Every week she showed up and showed out.
I think she did a great job. She did a

great job.

Showing up and getting on there and then
every week going to the bottom two.

She got far.

I can't wait to meet her.

Right? You haven't met her.

She's really cool. I mean, I think so. I
mean, a lot of other people might tell

you different.

She literally came for me.

We just couldn't connect. Yeah, just
give it some time.

Yeah. Maybe we'll have a do -over. And I
just feel like after the year we've

had, I'm just like, I'm here in love.
I'm here in peace.

I don't want any drama.

Last year, Kenny and I didn't hit it
off.

You called me a straight. All you do is
confess about my marriage.

I'm not going to say Kenny is the enemy.

I'm just going to watch her. Keep a
close watch.

I am so mature.

Hi, Rode.

Hi. So nice to meet you. Is that your
name?

Sonia. Sonia, nice to meet you. Sonia,
nice to meet you.

Is it Sonia or Sanya? Yeah. Wait, Sonia?
Sanya?

Sonia. Sonia.

Sonia. So what is going on here?

Well, there are a couple of pieces out
here, but most of them are in there.

And is there food?

I was looking for food. There's hors d
'oeuvres. Where? I have nothing hors d

'oeuvres. We're in a ballroom. I'm
thinking there would be dinner. The

is outstanding.

But the event itself?

Where's the food?

Where's the decor? Like, honey, you
rented out a ballroom with no balls.

How dreadful. I mean, you're spending
this kind of money.

Because it's like a Paris name.

L 'Archive, even though it's spelled
incorrectly, but it would be L 'Archive.

No, it's true.

You shouldn't have the E. You should say
L apostrophe.

I took a little French in high school,
so it should be L apostrophe, no E,

Archive. I think if you couldn't get the
name, honey, you got to switch the

name. You can't just do whatever you
want.

Can I escort you to have a drink? Sure.
It's an open bar, so I'll take you to

get a drink, honey.

I think I'm going to try this one
because I like sweet.

Yes, sweet. How are you? I know.

I'm good. I'm just cleaning up a little
bit. So I'm like. But you did so good.

I just wanted to talk to you because it
really bothered me that we did not

connect for whatever reason. Like, just
couldn't get it together.

Yeah. Take you to get a drink, honey.

I just wanted to talk to you, because it
really bothered me that we did not

connect for whatever reason. Like, just
couldn't get it together.

Genuinely, I wish and I hope that we can
have, like, a smooth slate.

I'm willing to start over.

Rewind. OK.

I am here at Marlo's event, and I didn't
even bring my drum line.

Now, if I can make amends with Marlo, I
definitely can make nights with Drew,

because honestly, it was not that deep.
You didn't delete my number, did you?

I don't think I ever saved it.

Where is Marlo, though? She's going to
make a grand entrance.

Gotta be dramatic.

Yeah, y 'all know William. This is the
little one. So, Marlo, are these pieces

all yours? They're all mine.

Look around.

Look at all the fabulous pieces.

Foxy Brown wore that belt. You remember?

Yes. The birth admin bag. Beyonce has it
at 2006.

So, Marlo is renting out her clothes.

I'm 5 '3", and Marlo is like 6 '10". If
I try to wear one of her dresses, I'm

going to look like Blaze trying to wear
one of mine.

This was my first gown I ever purchased
in Paris. And my credit card was already

at the limit for the daily purchase.

So I'm like, can you charge some of it
now? And I come back tomorrow, you

the other. And I wore this on my, I
think my 30 -something birthday here.

And then you wear that kimono to Japan.

I'm so excited about tonight, but I'm
going to cry until our last night here.

Are you selling or are you just renting?

Only renting. And only for the industry.

You know what it is when you think of
Law Archive. It's like borrowing from

your... Best friend's closet.

But, bitch, you ain't getting it for
free. You're going to have to pay daily.

So is this just for us? Like, can I put
in an order for that? When is your last

gig? Are you still in the industry?

Ooh.

Girl, check the resume, honey.

Girl, are you doing this? Don't try to
play.

You can, baby. I'm messing with you. I'm
going to go change real quick. Now I

can get the party going. And I'll be
back.

OK. How are y 'all doing tonight?

Thank you for coming out.

That lobster cucumber bite.

Girl, she got a good order.

I'm going to take two.

No more fashion?

I thought it was going to be like a
show, like there would be a bunch of

like, you know, modeling the clothes.

That's what you get for thinking.

Lend a little for me?

I spent like $40 ,000 for this event. I
know I'm going to make the money back.

I have A -listers here who I know
they're going to become customers.

$40 ,000 is going to be nothing. I'm
definitely making $120 ,000 off this.

I would love to have seen a fashion
show. I mean, that would have been so

appropriate. This could have been a
runway.

Marlo is a self -proclaimed queen of
fashion.

Well, at least in Atlanta.

Where are the models? Where's the
catalog of things that you're offering?

think it misses the mark when it comes
to business and promotion.

I don't know. I just have business.

The mannequins don't even have wigs.

I have to talk to you. We have some
friends in common.

Who we got in common, girl?

Woo!

OK. Things are happening, y 'all.

Marlo. Hey.

You know what, Marlo?

What's she wearing now?

Child, what does Marlo have on? She's
over there looking like the candy that

grandmama used to give me to stay quiet
in church.

Thank you, Atlanta, for coming out so I
can tell you all about Laura Kive.

Growing up as a little girl from St.
Petersburg, Florida, I never thought I

would go to Paris.

But I did. And when I went, I was able
to purchase fashion.

At the end of the day, I'm known for
making money in dressing.

My girls back there will tell you I like
that old money.

No, we can't tell you that.

I don't think anyone will ever really
know how Marla makes her money, but she

might go out on some dates and maybe,
you know, there's money exchanged from

those dates. Now, I didn't say sex, but
perhaps money is exchanged for her

company.

Love you guys. Have fun. Let's have
dreams.

Tell everyone about the archive, okay?

All I heard was all about the stories
about making money.

How do you look gorgeous, baby?

Thank you for coming out to support.

Look at the Jesus. Sir, someone's in the
building. This is the Fashion Bomb

Daily. She's the number one black blog
in the world.

Just with her coming and covering it,
that's all I needed for a long time

there. How much did it come to the
audience today?

It definitely did.

Girl, she said a whole lot. I don't even
remember. I think I learned a little

bit. Darling, living our best life.
Okay, let's go talk to her.

I want some more of those little beef
things. What is that?

That looks good.

Lobster rice? I'll take that.

Yeah, you can have that, too. I like
that dress, though.

I just think dresses should never wear
you.

So listen, the girls are like, where is
the seating?

What is happening?

People are complaining. We thought it
was going to be fashion, people walking

like a runway thing. No, we're not.
That's really basic.

You don't have to walk with the clothes.
When you go to Paris... You go in, it's

like a museum.

It's quiet.

It's a violin.

You're reading the tags on what it is
and who wore it.

So don't be shocked. They don't know
about it.

Kenya did say your place is small.

They are not happy. They're like,
where's the money coming from?

Where's the money coming from? Where did
your money come from, Kenya?

You have new money, baby. You were in a
hotel with a white refrigerator.

What is this, honey?

Not a white refrigerator.

You better ask her if she's driving a
Lisa Ray Range Rover.

Okay. I did hear about her driving a
Range Rover.

I don't know.

You know, Kenya, I love her to death,
but she's not going to be nice. She's

going to support.

And nothing I do is she ever going to
compliment.

I'm not surprised.

The last time I had an event. Kenya,
more hair care.

Kenya, hair care more.

Need some attention.

Like, just sit your ass down.

No matter what she says bad about me, I
know you are a has -been.

Your new money, get your house pressed a
lot.

Okay? My money is archive money.

These girls are not used to couture.
They're big girls.

I'm not going to explain, but I'm just
disappointed.

Okay. I definitely will.

Thank you. Thank you.

I'm good. Thank you.

Nothing. You already had a couple.

So anyway.

Can I tell you something? Yes. Can we
talk about it? You can, because I

Oh, my God, girl.

To make a long story short, her husband
got a new assistant.

Attraction? He had a nice ass.

I actually can show you.

Whoa! I found the picture.

I did.

I went to his tags, and I went down,
found the picture, then I went to hers.

Wait, wait, wait. Don't double tap.

No, I didn't. You better not double tap.
No, she's not bad. Look what she posts.

To whom it may concern.

If I want to, I will.

Sincerely, a bitch that will if she
wants to.

Would you say that that message was to
me?

It felt weird because it was around the
time that we all were at your house and

the conversation.

How could she know we were having that
conversation?

He supposedly fired her, and they were
supposed to have no communication.

But he's actually kind of telling her
some of our business.

It's complete betrayal.

You need to, like, step in and go, this
is what's going to make me comfortable.

This is what I need to happen. Yeah.

I'm so disappointed for you to come over
and say, oh, I thought it was going to

be fabulous.

I would have it decorated like Paris.

I copied this from Paris, from London.

Are you directing this to me?

I don't know what the f*** you f***ing
said that I am. Why are you cursing?

Because I'm pissed and I'm disappointed
and I'm hurt. At who? Every time I have

a f***ing event, you are the one to talk
about it. I know you don't, baby. We

all talk about stuff. Why are you
directing this to me?

I believe everybody said a little
something.

We had questions that we were asking
each other.

Well, Drew, listen. I wouldn't even
expect you to understand it.

Wow. Is that what we're doing, Marlo?

I'm appalled at the money girls, the
girls who are world -traveled. And the

money girls.

Don't leave y 'all still about that
conversation. Did y 'all say somebody

it? I started it. Wait a minute now.

Tanya ran to Marlo and told her what we
all said.

Is this a new bone collector in
training?

I told Marlo we went up there.

questions about the event.

You got a French roll.

You got a French roll.

Bitch, I had a French roll in 50 years.

Well, you said it was a game, my bitch.
Who wants a French roll for the game?

Don't do that.

Take a number. Everybody tell her they
said, so I can read everybody one by

Oh, you see? You got to learn how to
read first.

So, bitch, you're the reader. I'm not
the reader. But, bitch, I go below the

belt. Don't curse at me, Milo. Well, you
said I can't read.

Girls, save your money for a new FedEx
label to ship your used clothes to eBay.

LeBay by Marlo.

I'm here for you. From Dior to Chanel, I
wrote a lot of dicks for these pieces.

Not a bad idea, actually.

Ms. Burris, what did you have to say to
this black sis over here you love so

much? First of all, I said I love the
fashion.

I'm going to tell you what I was curious
about. How does it work? Like, how

would you make money off of it? It's 25
% of the retail per day.

And the maximum is seven days.

So the $10 ,000, I need 25 % per day.

So only wear it one day?

I mean, you got it. You ain't going to
live without the baby.

You're not going to sit here and make me
think that I'm crazy just because I'm

wondering, like, okay, where the money
come from to do all of this?

But it didn't cost me anything more than
a Birkin bag.

She claims to have saved that money that
that billionaire she dated a decade

ago. She said that money still is
lasting, so she must be pretty good with

money. She must be better than me.

It was light work. Light work. Real
light. Gotcha.

And the boys sleep at break.

Are they in private school?

No, they're not. Did you go to private
school?

Actually, no. Okay, you're so smart.
You're very intelligent.

Thank you. Did you go to private school?
No, I didn't. Did you go to private

school? I went to public and private.

Oh, Lord!

Continue to sit here and relax and hate
and do what y 'all do, ladies.

Next time on the Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

How are you feeling about being here
though?

Being with mom is just like the
highlight of my life.

I can use some of this stuff in Jersey.

I have a condo in Jersey.

My name ain't nowhere on there.

My name ain't on this house.

Drew, and you share an assistant.

She has been telling all your personal
business.

There's a lot of mess that goes on in
that household.

I heard about this assistant, man.

This is the thing that wifey cannot let
go of.

Let's just have a conversation.

Tonight was not the night to fix
anything.

Doing stuff for you is not the move.