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Previously on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Go ahead and give them your little sob story. Don't judge me as a mother.

Step up and be my village.

Well, what are we going to do when we get back?

We're going to play a game.

Put your pajamas on and then come right back out.

Welcome to the dungeon, ladies.

You cannot smoke in here.

What are you going to do?

Arrest me for smoking?

Ms. Moore, what is the definition of a freak hoe?

Someone who basically will be a hoe for anyone.

Have you ever engaged in any

freak hoe activity?

Wouldn't you like to know, Mr. Producer?

There's not enough holy water or sage in the world to erase what went down in

this house.

Someone screwed the stripper. It wasn't me, but I'm going to find out who did.

Okay, 15 minutes and back to the living room.

Put your PJs on.

Come on, get yourself together.

Marlo, did you get what you're going to wear?

This too smart.

I don't know.

Drew, what did you wear?

Are you ready?

You have to be quiet because I don't want Cynthia to hear.

Cynthia has never had a bachelorette party before.

So, you know it's going down.

Okay, don't get hoey without me. I'm not. She is totally clueless.

Which is not really anything new. I have to put our clear mask.

I have my mask.

I'm good.

Now I don't need to be shielded.

I'm being unprotected.

I want it wrong.

Okay, take your mask.

Everybody got tested so we don't have to have masks on. I can't tell if people

are having a good time by their eyeballs.

Like, I need to see you like, hey.

Hey.

put on a show.

This just look boring. Like, this ain't nobody's party right here. Now, why are

your lashes on the pool?

I need some good lashes, too.

You better dust them off. Yeah, I'm dusting it because I'm putting it back

Hey, babe.

Good.

Winding down for tonight.

Oh, I all of a sudden feel so naked and vulnerable out here.

In the common area. I really do, too. I love you so much. I can't wait to see

you. I can't wait to come home.

Love you, too.

Cute!

You like my outfit? So sexy.

Hide your husband and hide your past.

Hallelujah!

Look at this split.

Mistress got us together.

I felt like I was on P -Valley and Uncle Clifford was about to come and pay me

out.

Now,

you know they're not ready for all this Kenya the Stallion up in here, but take

it all in, ladies.

Everybody looks gorgeous, but I'm going to give you a real taste of the dungeon

tonight.

When Cynthia gets here, I'm the mistress of the evening.

We're going to let her know that she has now entered the dungeon.

Lola's getting ready for us right now. He has been tested and he is fine.

Should we hide or something?

Come here, come here, come here.

What are you doing?

We don't know.

Oh, come back, come back. Come on, girl.

Y 'all need to hide all that badonkadonk. Go back, go back. What the

going on?

Get it right.

It's everywhere.

Cynthia!

Yes?

Am I going to get a spanking?

You might.

Okay.

Please, have a seat.

What is going on?

Ladies.

Oh, my God. Get in position.

You have entered the dungeon.

Oh, my God. So this evening, you are no longer Scythia.

What is your alter ego?

The dungeon is a no.

Judgment zone.

Oh, my God.

Bless it, baby.

That move is called chocolate souffle.

If you are here to judge, then take your ass home. If she would do that for her

husband, Mark, maybe he would be in the house. She would be splitting it, and he

would be licking it.

And it's lickety split.

Tina, come over to my side.

Stay married.

I am Mistress Angel.

Ladies, let's introduce your alter egos that we talked about the other day.

My name is Peaches.

How are you?

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

What is your name, my dear?

What? My name is Zagina.

My name is Dynasty.

Hi, Dynasty.

You're really acting very auntie -ish. Oh, okay.

And there are no aunties here.

Oh, Jesus.

You need to get in character.

With Candy with this whip in her hand, I'm willing to be a good sport.

But I don't even know what's coming next. No pun intended.

This is an outfit picked just for you.

I need you to become 56 right now. And when you come back, we have lots of

things to teach you. I am a teacher of thought.

I teach people how to not give up.

Own who you are and have a good ass time.

Now, let me just say this.

Did you know that your mask was upside down?

No. Okay.

All right.

So, are y 'all ready to have a good time?

Yes, mistress.

Please go and assist 50 cents. I shall be back with 50 cents. Thank you.

We should have been doing this the whole weekend.

You would have had no argument.

Get a cocktail.

Loosen up.

Okay, this and this. And those boots, yep. And then the black tights. Yep,

going to remind them that you're going to be a whore tonight before you get

married. You don't like the robe?

Oh. Get your ass in there and get naked.

Are these the vibrating drawers?

Yes. Well, actually, this fits in any panty because every panty has a pocket.

I'm just ripping at this point.

Is it hurting your cushion?

Well. Yeah, that's good. Good, good.

We'll have our remote.

Could you please take this to him? Yes, ma 'am.

Come in.

Mistress has informed me to tell you, 50 cents, that you must put this piece

inside of the slit that is inside of your underwear. These are Mistress's

orders. Yes, patrol.

Thank you. Pineapple juice.

Mistress has told me to assist you. Oh, my God!

Wait, I'm not ready. And my job is complete. Please finish your hair. This

too much.

Hairspray away.

Now. 50 cents.

Oh, come here.

Yes,

my love.

The category is Dungeon Bride Realness.

Oh, my God.

it will show for an appearance tonight, honey. Yes!

Do you feel it? I feel it.

Oh my gosh!

You have to tell me when you're going to turn it on!

I'm making her wear the vibrating panties so that I can turn her on

get good and ready.

The people that I want here tonight are the ones who are ready for this

motherfucking bachelorette party. Are you ready?

Yes!

Are you ready? Yes, mistress.

We have a gift outside.

Light up. Yes, mistress. And walk. Yes, mistress.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Bolo has a big bolo.

I am super happy that Candy chose Bolo. I have definitely seen him online.

I definitely follow him, and I'm ready to see him live in person.

That is designer.

Come closer. Oh, my God.

Get a look.

See this? Yes, Bolo, with the fake Chanel outfit on. You like fashion, but

not authentic.

Oh.

Who would take something like that? Do you like what you see?

Wow. Yes, Miss Bolo.

Bolo got a big pee -pee.

She's not married.

Penis. Big pee -pee. Whatever you want to call it. It's a dream. It's a mirage.

Just a work of art. Like, God is blessing us tonight.

Oh, okay.

We are going to have him do a little show for you. Is that okay?

Yes, mistress.

Upstairs, please. Yes, mistress.

Let me help him down.

Jenny likes to have her parties climaxed. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Connecting on somebody's face.

Whose face do you want to see?

She's like when she sits on someone's face.

This thing about to turn up in a minute. I just know it.

You ready?

You already know.

Coming up next.

Let somebody else play with that.

As a guest of honor, did FOMO give you any special treatment?

You know, some things I will never forget, but I just think

it's best to leave all of that behind in North Carolina.

Leave in South Carolina.

Well, okay, South Carolina.

I think I've said enough, Chad.

Everybody has money?

Here you go. Thank you, mistress.

Oh, gosh. It's been a pandemic. What do you call it? What is it? This is some

PPP or something.

Here you go.

I love you, chocolate. Give me a kiss.

Oh, okay.

Are you ladies ready?

Oh, hello.

That's right, Cynthia.

All these girls are going through problems at home right now. Mostly for

don't get that low.

Kenya going through a divorce.

Toya trying to decide if she wants to stay with her husband or if she wants to

go ahead and go with Kenya.

Portia going through a temporary breakup moment. They're going to enjoy Bolo

from the looks of it.

Cynthia, I know it's some $3 hoes in here, but I don't think Bolo is one.

I'm the more budget -conscious girl in the group, so obviously I made it

drizzle.

When you put that money in Bolo Pants, all I could think was that money could

have been spent on the food that we needed the other day.

I've never been to a bachelorette party, so I am going to just have the best

time of my life.

Again,

I don't know what Ralph was doing in Tampa, so.

Don't touch him.

Thank y 'all so much.

us all to walk over here right quick.

Here's a little thing for you to have fun with Cynthia on your wedding night.

What is that?

A sex swing. Sit down in the seat.

I've never been in a sex swing before, nor did I ever think I would be in a sex

swing. I've had more firsts tonight than I've had in my entire life. I've been

around for a long time.

All right. As you can see.

So tell me what are you gonna do when you have your night with Mike I'm going

Will you do this position?

if you can come back.

I don't know, just party.

You know, it's cool.

Okay.

So,

mistress, Bolo said he would come back out with you guys.

Alright, ladies, put your masks on.

we can get you guys to turn off the cameras for a little while so we can

actually have fun.

We can't really have fun.

There's cameras everywhere.

I don't give a f*** about those cameras.

Y 'all cut?

It was like a group consensus to just cover the camera.

Now we're going to have like the real bachelorette party where we can really

just forget about what it looks like.

Do I need a lawyer?

What time did you go to bed? I don't remember the time, but I wasn't the last

one. Let's just say that.

Where did Bolo sleep?

I have no idea where Bolo slept all night.

I can't reach it.

Information. I'm a creative, sexual, emotional being. Oh, Lord.

You do not need to leave your room. Oh, I didn't leave. I stayed right here last

night.

Last night was crazy.

But chocolate is here to give you all the tea and shade, honey.

My nanny took Brooklyn to my room and... When the cameras went down, everyone

stayed downstairs while I went upstairs to check on her.

I heard sexy music, so I come downstairs.

There was no way I was taking my behind upstairs without that receipt.

Oh, it's real.

I sit down next to Cynthia.

I see Latoya straddling, and they were making out and grinding.

I remember kissing a couple people, or was it one person?

I don't remember.

I would go back upstairs, and I would hear

more noises.

And every time I sneak back down the stairs to see, okay, maybe they've

off, then it was some more stuff.

I found myself face down on a coffee table.

And I felt very free.

A majority of the night, I was watching.

I always see these girls get touchy -feely when they have drinks.

It was people all over the

place. They definitely enjoyed their night.

6 a .m., I was up, went downstairs.

No one was in the living room, and I... could hear noises

moaned and groaned and I heard voices coming from the hallway.

I'm like, are you serious?

Somebody is screwing the stripper.

Boys looking fine, baby.

Girls cold as ice, I know.

I should pick at night, I don't. Why is your bra hanging from the

TV? Girl, we'll get to that. You and Mike having a good old FaceTime. I

even called him yet, but listen.

Let me tell you what I laughed about. Okay, you laughed, but it was like,

Everybody was busting it wide open.

I just tapped out.

I came back.

I was there.

Wait a minute, you came back. I was gone when you came back. You were not there.

Yeah, you left.

Drew and I were like two trains passing in the night.

What happened? I definitely left.

Something happened. All I know is it was booty.

Boop, boop, boop, boop. Bam.

And faces in the booty. And the booty's in the faces. That's not what's going

on. The porch was like wide open on the floor. Oh, my God.

Toya was on top of her, and then Tay was on top of Toya.

And then to me, it was like waiting in the wings.

It was P -Valley in the flesh.

And then he flipped me up and threw me on the table. I'm thinking, my husband's

going to be very happy for me to bring back all of these tricks.

I can't twerk. I think he'll be happy for me to come home and suddenly twerk a

little something.

What time did you go to bed?

The sun was starting to come out.

It was me, Tanya, Portia, Victoria there.

I'm trying to figure out because some of the ladies taped over the cameras in

the house. So nobody saw nothing?

Well, they taped the cameras. Yeah, they taped them. Okay.

They better have.

You're going to tell Mike.

When you get married, you got to tell it all. I'm an honest woman. You're going

to tell him you saw the thing thing and you got the receipt.

What?

I got to tell Mike. I'm going to tell Mike, but I think I'm going to wait to

tell him in person.

You know what? We're going to be honest this thing. Ain't nobody catching us up.

And all of the ladies in situationship better say a prayer to explain what the

hell happened last night.

Oh, Jesus.

Mercy.

I'm tired. I'm hungover. We have a boat set up for you guys.

And I told Marlo, Portia, and Drew, Kenny and I and a few other girls are

to stay back and sleep.

I'm going to bed.

So Portia, you got you a couple of shots of Hennessy.

I got tequila for Drew.

I'm going to have a little sparkling rosé wine.

Okay, baby. Oh, here we go. Whatever the hell we're doing.

Beautiful. How are you, madam?

Hi. I know the hell you are tired. The strippers and the madam. It's so nice to

be in the presence of them all.

Miss Lickety Split is here.

Y 'all ready to do this boat trip? I ain't never been on a boat before. She's

not coming.

What? They got to regroup, honey.

I have one complaint.

What's that?

I couldn't sleep in my bedroom.

It was sealed.

On the side of the dressing room bed.

What'd you love early?

Just know that I partied through the walls with you all.

You ain't smelling for me.

Fun night with the girls.

I heard about you doing the most.

Listen, it was a bachelorette party.

I don't know nothing about all that. I just, I was under the authority.

Yes, madam.

A lot of things happened throughout the night.

It was a few people giving Bolo a lot of attention.

I know it's a mistress who's smart enough to sit back and watch.

She's going to watch.

Oh, really?

Who those people were?

I am not here to tell you.

I thought you were coming crabbing. We're going instead of boat, so I was

thinking. No, we're not going on a yacht. We're going on a fishing boat.

Quick change, quick change. All y 'all got to do is sit y 'all so watch me go

that bed y 'all was in last night.

In the dungeon.

Days. In the dungeon.

Y 'all are crazy. I don't remember saying what's going on, but I want to

of here before anybody else be trying to. Marlo, you ready?

Break rules and confidentiality. None of that. No.

I ain't doing that.

Come on, you guys. What are we doing?

Like, for real.

Next time you get people to sign NDAs, talk too much, huh?

Kenya should definitely take a page out of Marlo's book.

Upkeep it to yourself.

All right, I'm ready to hit the door.

Portia, come on, come on now. What exactly, what kind of boat is it, like

luxury? I think it's a fishing boat. A fishing boat?

That's what I'm like, why you got high heels on?

Coming up next.

Drew? I was totally shocked by that.

What was Drew doing? What wasn't she doing?

You like playing games, don't you?

Sometimes.

Games are fun.

Is the coast clear?

Oh, I know, right? Is it safe? I don't know what I'm going to walk into.

Girl,

I need some water, honey. I need to stay sober because I need to get down to the

bottom of what happened.

Hey, baby.

It's so hot.

I got to be honest. I have a confession.

What? Before I went upstairs, the girls were like really like, you know, all

over each other. Yeah, exactly.

And I watched for at least 20 minutes before I left. I was like, that kind of

was getting a little turned on.

Yeah, they were going at it.

I enjoyed very much watching the girl -on -girl action.

Maybe too much.

Pam, I'm going to bore you now because I was here for all of you. I came down

and I sat there for a while and I saw Tonya on top of Portia grinding and

kissing. Yeah, that's what I saw when I left. And then Tanya was like on top of

Tonya like they could have been kissing. A titty fell in somebody's mouth. It

was still.

And then it just kept escalating and escalating. There was some breath out

there was some bolo.

Wait, what? The head disappeared.

What? Yes.

Okay, now see, that I didn't see.

I'm not going to lie, I am still sitting from last night. It was everything. The

19 was that all in the house last night.

Because yesterday we started out with a very stressful morning. Yeah, it was.

Dinner, and we dealt with our dynamics. But once I put them diamonds on, PJ, it

was juicy last night. I would have to say the other person's standing

was Kenya.

I was so shocked about chocolate.

I was like, okay, you're doing real good. You're not as boring as we think.

Wait, you thought that she would be boring? Yeah, I thought like in bed she

like, no, did you wash your hands?

Move. I just didn't see her being the girl like, let's get it. By the end of

night, she was sexy, being her best self. But no, here's the kicker.

Girl, Drew, I was totally shocked by that.

What? What was Drew doing? What wasn't she doing? Like dancing? I don't call

that dancing. I came to the top of the stairs, and I'm seeing all this.

What? And I'm seeing.

And all this.

Wait, I talked to Drew this morning, and she was telling me they had a blast.

But now, I'm like, she may have left some stuff out. She definitely left some

stuff out.

The real mistress is in town.

She has risen from the dead.

Don't kiss me with them lips.

Why? I don't know who those lips are.

I thought them lips was loving some Porsche honey last night. What you

about?

I was not kissing on anybody.

I think I'm going to have to play detective.

I need permission, your honor, to treat this witness as a hostile witness.

Permission granted.

Yes. I'm really not concerned about what Latoya did with Porsche.

I want to know whose pussy got murdered in these sheets.

Now. Miss Latoya. Okay, let me take a drink. There may or may not be hard

evidence of a Bola with a big penis leaving sad

residence at 7 a .m. 7 a .m.? Wow.

Who was with Bola? Because I went to see before everybody.

You left first.

And then Cynthia left after Kenya, right?

point, I was pretty tipsy. I honestly can't remember where anybody else was. I

can tell you who I interacted with, and I interacted with everybody.

I didn't even know how I got in my room.

So that means it was a good night. It was like, I'm naughty, okay?

I'm not gonna lie, I did, in the middle of the night, hear somebody come into

the kitchen.

I came out. It was so dark. I couldn't see anything.

Was that like six in the morning? It was real late. So that was you.

When? Huh?

You don't recall nothing.

You know, my ears was up. How many drinks did you have?

After 10, I lost count.

Exactly. So is it possible that you don't recall spending the night

with sad long penis Bolo? He was not in my bedroom. What proof do you have?

I was on Instagram.

Wild night.

And I slept without my bonnet.

Ms. Latoya, you are exonerated. Wait, what?

It means you didn't do it.

I thought she meant I was going to jail. You're free to go home. I'm blonde.

You are free to go.

Well, all right.

This is a nice boat. I could have had my bathing suit on.

Hello. Just watch the, uh, whatchamacallit.

Um,

right here.

No, it's about the boat that we're going to be on. Oh, this is the boat you're

going to be on. This is the boat you're going to be on, sweetheart.

I'm sorry. This is a fishing boat.

We're going to go fishing.

Honestly, when I agreed to go on the boat, I thought it was going to be like

yacht. Oh, my God.

I had no idea it was going to be on a speedboat catching Nemo.

I'm ready for the experience.

You got some sandwiches in that basket. I got some stuff for us now.

We ready to go?

Yeah.

Like a baby.

Let me write that. Cynthia, you were such a good. Let me tell you something.

Oh, I was good. Wait, so did you know?

Let's get to that. Let's get to that. Welcome to Bolo Court.

Ms. Shabir, where were you from 2 a .m. to

7 a .m.? Oh, girl.

You need a lawyer here.

I was in and out. I may have gotten to my bed around 4 .30.

4 .30? If you got a whole friend, then that just kind of makes people think

you're a whole.

Sorry, but she's not.

Now, witness Tanya. I don't even know what the court case is about. How many

hours would you say that Mr.

Long Volo was present?

I... Don't know that information.

Tanya pretends to be prim and proper, but those are the ones that are the

freakiest. Trust and believe.

Can you give us an approximation?

Just a loose timeline.

No, because I was pretty drunk.

Yeah, we all were.

You just want to spank me because I don't think you spanked me last night.

I have heard you were being spanked by someone's tongue.

Ooh. What?

Okay, this SBU poolside edition is getting a little weird.

No. That's a little far.

Was there more than kissing at the after party?

Say that again.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how crazy did things get?

I would have to say it probably got to about a 100.

Where did Bolo sleep all night?

A lady never tells.

I'm going to toss this one out.

And you're fishing.

I'm fishing.

Keep your rod tip up.

If you got a fish on.

Oh. Oh, my God.

So it seems like you and Kenya were finally getting along last night.

Yeah, I think it was great energy. We went to talking.

If Bolo got a girlfriend, I think it's going to be a real boat lady.

I like him big.

Last night, I realized we both were hurt. I'm willing to let that go. But

thing about it, this girl really don't like me.

Overall, I feel like you guys be holding on to old, old stuff, and it keeps,

like, starting over.

Marlo, let's not think about the past past.

Let's think about the immediate past, when you was laughing last night. Wait,

our big one had something on the hook.

He's cute.

What is he?

This is a shark.

Who wants to fight him? Let me try. All right, put this hand up here. Now, reel,

reel fast. Hold my back.

Hold my back. I need a pistol hook.

We got your back, girl. I got your back.

Come on, my love. Come on, my love. You got this, my love.

I'm going to get his ass.

All right, pull up on him.

I never thought one of us would pet anything that big.

Are you going to bring them up here because we're going to eat them? No.

I'll just cut the line.

The shark is definitely bigger than Bolo's penis.

Okay, let's be clear.

Wow.

Good job!

I need ice and a drink.

I know I'll make you mad sometimes.

This is amazing.

We will be back.

We will be back.

But I will never let you waste your time.

I feel like a man coming home from work. I better smell some food in the

kitchen. Y 'all smell something?

No, I don't smell nothing.

Are they by the pool?

Honey, we're home.

Save us. Come save us.

Save you? What's happening? Please.

Apparently, we're in a court.

Polo court.

What? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hoes, did y 'all get us something to eat?

We're about to go left. Y 'all got to get us some food. There's nothing like

over it. I say we move inside. I agree. We need to cook something.

I am hot on the trail of 6 a .m. Pornhub session.

First time on the boat.

Y 'all can't see the catfish.

But I am not trying to have a repeat of crab cake gate.

All of us caught a shark ticket. Okay, y 'all need to stop.

I promise you.

I got my money.

Hey, baby love.

What is going on?

You in our new house?

Oh, snap.

Not the most. What happened?

I figured, babe, I didn't know how this was going to be done. I really didn't.

No.

Tossing it up in the kitchen for these ungrateful bitches.

Jesus.

I heard you were in the kitchen.

Yeah. For the girl, the crab girl, okay? Please, I don't know her. First of all,

you need more water. Okay, perfect.

What's going on?

We're supposed to be doing a boil, and they're doing a simmer.

Latoya. becomes the cook for tonight.

You from Florida.

Let the Florida girl have the list. We've already been having issues with

on the trip. The last thing I need is food poisoning tonight.

Oh, like see these shrimp?

I already put the shrimp in. You don't cook at all. I don't. My mother cooked

for me.

Well, listen, please.

You eat the mystery shrimp. Save that right there for us, okay?

I have to finish getting my makeup done real quick.

All right, so let's just let that boil.

So how much sleep did you get last night?

Not much, because I still jumped up early this morning.

Why? Did you hear something?

Girl,

I don't know.

You know. I know you heard some things, because your room is right there. I

sleep very, very heavy.

What did you hear? I came to this refrigerator to get some milk. I heard

something.

Like groaning and moaning? Yeah.

Yeah. And boozing eyes?

What time was it that you came down? At like 6 a .m.

So you went to bed with Cynthia.

Who else was left?

You already trying to get a suspect left? Well, you should know who else was

left. I am trying to get a suspect.

Why are we still talking about this, Kenya?

Let these people have their personal business.

Oh, really? Y 'all want us to hear and act like...

Some people weren't doing things that's inappropriate in this house. Hi, ladies.

Hi. Hi.

How are you? Y 'all look beautiful.

What are y 'all talking about? Things that was going on after dark.

Kenya said how she heard some noises at this thing. I heard a lot of

noises.

How do you know it wasn't a private dance?

That private dance lasted for a good 45 minutes. Did you wait outside the door?

Yeah.

40. 45 minutes.

She made her baby wait for 45 minutes.

This is the damn refrigerator.

And if you hear, and I'm like, okay, it ain't. Oh, don't go to my room because

it was not there. I was like, it's not in that direction.

Between Portia and Candy's bedroom was this little room, and I heard noises

coming from there.

When I tell you it was a certified free code show.

And I'm looking.

I heard someone saying, F me harder. F this P harder.

They could have been watching porn. You never know. Yeah. The stripper with the

20 -inch dick was in there with somebody watching porn. That makes sense. How do

you know he was in there?

Because he wasn't out here. And I think I heard multiple women's voices.

Oh, my God. Okay.

I know Portia's voice, so I knew it was her.

But, honestly, I could not figure out who that other woman was.

Listen, if I heard anything, I would not tell nobody.

Right, it's girl code and Bachelorette puns.

Are you glad that you and your alter ego went to bed before this alleged 5 a .m.

threesome?

Listen, I went to my room before that actual... Whoa, whoa, whoa, I ain't

admit that I heard or I knew about any threesomes happening at all.

But I was in my room before any of that allegedly happened, okay?

It's all speculation.

Yeah, but she's trying to imply somebody.

Coming up next. How do you even feel about your friendship? Now I understand

issue with Kenya because she's making our fun night into a problem.

Where were you during the after party?

Where was I?

Minding my business.

Have you ever heard of snitches get stitches?

Marlo. What's up, baby? How's it going down there? I don't have nothing to put

on for once. I'm just throwing off some jeans.

Well, that's crazy you say that because I was calling you to come up here to

give me a little advice on some jewelry. All right. I'm on my way up.

Where do I have a face to this now?

Maybe I did overdo it just a little bit, but you never know.

Bailey! Hey, come in.

I need damn fashion help today. Look what I have on.

You look cute, though. Girl, it's hot. I'm about to die. I just lied to you. I

don't need earring advice. No, you don't need earrings. You look fine.

I just, um, I was thinking about you and Kenya today.

Y 'all's relationship is just too tumultuous.

You know, sometimes I know you have to give things time, but I would love for

you guys to have a conversation, to just get to a respectful place.

We cannot have another trip where the drama actually follows us back to

Absolutely. I agree.

I'm not asking you to call me on the phone, hang out with me.

You're my friend.

That's it. I'm happy to be there to kind of meet in a little bit in case it goes

left. I don't even have it in me anymore.

I'm tired.

I'm going to try to get these ladies on the same page.

Wish me luck.

I mean, if she wants to talk, we can talk. But can I know? I'll be like, no,

not talking to her.

You want to bring a gun and shoot me? I'm going to come back with a machine

You're the only woman I know with a square reader between your legs.

Stop talking.

I have to stop talking. That's your problem.

Oh, wait a minute, bitch.

You talking now?

Yeah. Oh, but you might need some crab legs and a cocktail. If it goes left, we

will abort the mission.

No, come on. You got this. Y 'all are wrong. Whole ass women.

Yeah. I'm here.

And I have Marlo Hampton with me.

You have the wrong door.

The door is open.

I was just sharing with Marlo that it's time for you guys to just try to get

into a respectful place.

Cynthia, whatever you're up to, I'm not with it, girl.

She knows I don't mess with Marlo. I'm just tired of the ugliness of it all.

It's not where I wanted to be with you.

But I got to look at what you do.

Forget about the petty stuff. I can take the stuff about my skin, my whatever.

But you attacked me on the deepest level.

What you said about my mom, you already know that was well below the belt. If a

person's mother don't want to be bothered with them, you know something's

with her. All right. But it's the truth, though. That's how you know she's evil.

And then with my baby, you know I have waited my entire life to have a baby.

for you to make these comments, like I could be faking a pregnancy test.

And then when you saw me pregnant.

It was like, why?

I'm pregnant. Like, can you just be happy for me? And whatever happened in

past, we could have started over then.

But it's like, how can I ever like this woman? She doesn't care for me at all.

When we were not friends, I didn't care about your feelings. It was just to hurt

you.

When you said that you were pregnant, I'm like, child, please, can you ain't

pregnant? That was awful, but... I wasn't in the place where I'm at now.

The place where I'm at now, it's like, hey, me looking you dead in your eyes. I

apologize for anything I've ever said about you that has hurt you.

Okay. Well, I appreciate that.

And I owe you an apology for putting you in the room that I put you in and

treating you the way that I did.

Will you accept my apology?

I appreciate you having enough respect and caring to ask me that, except

absolutely I will.

I'm just tired of fighting.

It's all because we were both really hurt, but we have to be able to move

forward. When we were together, we were good.

Yeah. We were super good.

Look at you. Hot.

Hot, hot, hot.

Every house has to have a look of hot, hot. I love it. Thank you.

You have to be beautiful if you're going to find a husband.

Yes, yes, yes. You revealed something to me about wanting to have a child.

Definitely. And you know me, it's like in the next five minutes.

No, don't cry.

We bumped into something. I held on to it for years. I just can't go into

another year with it. It's like, hey, I can definitely show you respect.

I can definitely be nice to you.

Even if we get to a point where we don't agree about something,

the insults, the name, and that stuff. Well, don't go back to the dark place.

Yeah, we definitely don't need to do that. That's just never appropriate.

I don't know if Marla and I can get back to the way we used to be. Only time can

tell that. But I'm just hopeful that we can continue talking like this.

I like the direction that this is going, so I'm going to go check on dinner

really quick. And you guys keep this good energy.

Love. Okay, Bob.

Miss Clairvoyant.

Maybe at some point I can talk to you about what is going on with me. Maybe

can talk to me about what's going on with you. We can laugh and be ourselves

like we used to. Give me a hug, friend.

Let's have an orgy. Come on, friend. Let's get it.

No, no.

Coming up next.

But what is she implying? I got you, her, and Bola. What? Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa.

Bring in Ms. Williams.

She says she's not doing it.

Is she really not showing up?

Portia says that she pleads the fifth.

It smells so good.

Do you guys need help?

Yeah. I can tell.

Knock, knock.

Down!

Yes!

Are you a sage in your room?

Yes, I am a sage in your room. You know, you need a sage out there, too.

Why?

Why? What's wrong with sage me?

What's wrong?

First of all, when y 'all were fishing, we were at the pool.

You know, tell her what happened at the pool, then I'll tell you what happened

just now. When we went down to...

the pool, Kenya was all like, I'm wearing a judge voice.

Yeah, when I walked up, she said she was in Bolo court. Yes. So what's she

trying to find out about Bolo?

Where were you between the hours of 2 a .m. and 7 a .m.? I was like at a

bachelorette party.

Right. She should have stayed.

I don't know. I'm thinking about it. She was the one who was like, tell Bolo to

come back.

You can expect them to tease. Yeah, to tease. But just now, it wasn't so funny.

Latoya's cooking, and me, Kandy, and Kenya are just kind of sitting at the

And she says this morning, I heard some noises, like sick.

Down here?

Yes. What? Whoa.

Whose door?

She said at this door right here.

My other room?

Yes. So what is she implying? She never really said directly.

Don't go to my room. I was like, it's not in that direction.

And I'm looking.

But that is what I got. I got her trying to say you, her, and Bolo.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

This is the funny thing.

We were the only two that didn't participate in that mess.

I went down there. I sat down, and I saw all kind of.

Girl, I went out there to go put my plate up. About like 5, 6 in the

I went down there at 6.

So I must have been right before you. I didn't see. I heard stuff.

Of course someone else heard it. You went in the kitchen, right?

Yes. Thank you.

Thank you.

You were down there too big.

But how she just gonna make that up like that?

I mean, it started out her making jokes like, okay, we expect that. Exactly. But

now you're going, you're doing a lot. She's making disparaging comments about

and you involving. I know.

A stripper. Kenya is so disgusting.

She want me to go in there and be fired up. How dare you?

Girl, you tired.

I don't with you. You honestly can't even bother me with your lies. If you

a beef for me, you can say it to me.

This is typical Kenya.

No hands and a punk.

I'm single at this moment, but I have a whole ass fiance.

I need to set that right.

Well, hey, you do what you got to do, girl. But she's trying to get into my

bubble. You can't, bitch. Girl, whatever. I'm going to go to dinner.

This is so ridiculous.

You're my friend, and I'm going to support you. But I don't give a fuck

her.

Maybe as far as having a wet dream.

Multiple people at the same time?

Goes a lot.

Oh, they look kind of good.

Latoya, I heard Kenya has been going around.

Kenya is doing some kind of investigation.

This is just weird, though, guys. Why can't we just have fun?

This is their auntie bowl right there. I was ready to come to dinner and talk

about how much fun we have. Talk about me and you. We got our dance floor. Give

the kids portion. You might have kids. Peace, dude.

Why we got to wake up to answer for it? Like, oh, my God, we're going to get it.

How do you even feel about your friendship at this point? Okay, now I

the issue with Kenya today because she's making our fun night into a

problem. It looks like Toya has a bit of a backbone.

It's a baby back. I'm rooting for baby back because maybe Kenya can accept.

What she's saying.

Ow! Come on to the bathroom.

Wait, can I say something? I'm so glad we made up that I can hold Brooklyn and

touch her.

I'm like... It's level. Oh, really? It's level?

Okay, I'm freaking out here.

Okay. Like, there's no knives for it. This is not happening.

Oh.

Hello, lady.

Hello, mistress.

Hello, mistress.

I think I can text them to bring us water. Like, there's no... Wow, that

so... Hot. It is. Careful, y 'all. That's all the dinner that we got.

Look at you.

Beautiful.

I'm not even hungry. You're not hungry?

Might be boiling.

Oh, Lord. They walking together.

Yeah.

Wow. Look at God. Amen.

Can we just give them a hand clap?

We just want to let you guys know we got Larry.

This is awesome.

Kenya and Marlo together.

I can't imagine.

Portia is not too happy right now.

My wife.

Just call me, Cynthia Bailey, Almost Hill, Fix Your Life.

I'm so proud of you two. All I can say is, fair work.

Jesus is real.

Do y 'all want to sympathize each other?

I could stand in front of my princess.

Hi. How are you?

Oh, look who magically has a new ally in the house after alienating everyone.

Kenyan. Like, no, it's really Kenyan. Can we bless the foodie? Yes.

Pastor P.

I ain't in a prayer mood.

Jesus, take me to the higher ground.