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Previously on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Toya, what's coming for you? I don't even know her.

I'm going to bring her a wig.

I have met this girl like one time, and she has the nerve to be going all around

Atlanta economy for my wig. Let's get a little girl's getaway on the beach, Isle

of Palm, South Carolina. I am bringing my nanny and Brooklyn.

I've never left Brooklyn with anyone, including my husband, overnight.

So I have arranged for us to fly private. So we're all going to be on the

Sprinter together.

I'm going to be a few hours behind you guys.

Latoya and I are going in a private plane. You're on my radar now, Drew.

I got an eye on Kenya.

I don't know if y 'all know, she doesn't have a regular nanny.

So she don't have nobody she's going to leave her kid with for days at a time.

You can hire somebody. You're not going to leave your kid with somebody you're

just getting to know for five days.

Are you listening?

You're not going to leave your baby with a new husband.

I've been a single mom. And it takes more than just having money to be a

It takes a whole village. Kenya, she doesn't have a village.

So does Mark ever keep the baby by himself?

I don't think so.

Okay. Well, let's see how he'll handle it. I just want to ask him.

You know how many times I sanitize these hands daily? I need lotion.

Oh.

Hi. How are you?

Good to see you, Whitney.

Hi, Latoya.

Come on in.

So, have a seat. We talked on the phone. We just kind of got to go over some

details. Okay. Yeah, you look so cute.

Thank you.

So, have you ever seen Murder Mysteries?

Yes. Yes. So this is what we're doing. In a murder mystery, someone gets

killed, and then we all try to be the first to figure out who committed the

crime. And, you know, these girls love competition.

Bitch stole my hip.

What are y 'all doing?

No! So this should set just the right tone for our first night away.

So our actors are posing as health staff, and we also have another actor.

kind of a photojournalist, so we need to develop a backstory of why he's here.

Latoya, since you are the YouTuber.

Okay, so you're going to be his connection. We will have our first

show come barreling in here and die.

And then two detectives with fake guns drawn up in the air, you know, get your

hands up, get your hands up.

No, no, no, never.

Up and down. But we'll know that they're acting right. We'll know that they're

not for real.

It is very, very obvious it is not real.

Okay. And this climate with a bunch of police officers running in and a

household of black women brandishing guns might not be the best idea.

So those guns better be fake as hell.

I am going to go get our supplies and the crew, and we're going to come in and

get started. This is going to be so fun.

Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. You guys are preparing our food.

Hello.

Hi, come on in.

Hi.

We're better folks.

Oh my god.

How was your trip here? It was long.

Hi, cutie. How are you?

I'm good.

How was the private plane?

It was great.

I know these other ladies are going to be mad at y 'all. Kenya, flying private

with Latoya and putting everybody else on the bus.

is a really super shady way to start off the trip, even for Kenya.

So we have selected your rooms.

Oh, you guys aren't ready to pick? Yes, we didn't want you coming in fighting.

I got a good room.

Well, we'll see. If it's to your liking, come this way.

But it's a cute house.

It's a cute house, right?

Wow. Beautiful, right? It is beautiful.

Cynthia will love this. Don't you think it's like very bright light? It is.

God, can you give me a good room? Because the way she's moving right now,

only person that I thought was actually going to get a great room was Latoya.

You guys did very well. Okay, so you like your room? For me? Yes.

Okay,

where is the red carpet now? Can you know I'm coming?

The bus ride was ridiculous.

It was supposed to take four. It actually took eight hours. It was like

for real. Like it was... The highway to hell. Also, we have name tags. Why do we

have name tags?

It's vacation.

And if you want to be someone else, your alter ego, you can.

Ooh, I know what I am.

Who are you?

Dinah.

Dinah. Ooh, Dinah.

First name Bagheena, last name Drew.

What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

Who needs an alter ego name when your name is Candy?

Miss Lickety Split.

She is the action.

Chocolate ain't always sweet.

We keep it spicy and hot, baby, like pepper sauce.

Tiva is a bitch.

What else can I be?

Get bitched or die trying.

If I would have been a dancer, I definitely would have been like Peaches

then Juice just because I'm juicy. So, Peach. Juice. Hello.

Have a seat. Make yourself comfortable.

Fish juice is ready. This is our staff. So just, um, you're here to help us out.

So let's start with some shots before we go to our room.

I'm ready to turn up. We walked in the door ready.

If she got them to be distributed, Kenya has gone way too long without any

peanut. What is happening?

Somebody got killed.

Is this a mystery?

Is anybody here a doctor?

No, but I'm a nurse.

Hold on. Let me take off my clothes.

All right.

You're going to help us out. You're going to come over here.

Yeah. This body is dead. Hey, Harry.

This is the most ghetto murder mystery I have ever seen in my life. Who killed

the lady?

Thankfully, we do have something we normally don't have, and that is a clue.

Harley is gone. Now you'll answer to me.

We were two peas in a pod. I, her rev master. She, my sweet pea.

Now I should reveal this most terrible hit.

Everyone take a look under where you all sit. Everybody, check under where

you're sitting. If you find anything, just pull it up.

Not getting the bathroom.

Tanya and I are the only people really paying attention.

The website is broken.

What are y 'all doing? Come on. You need to take this seriously.

You just got served. It's really hard to figure out when everybody is acting

like a pack of wild, drunk women.

trip and to make it fun and here it is as soon as they come in the door they're

hammered they're acting crazy they're not even paying attention to the game

i'm just really embarrassed

And it said in the article it was somebody named Spider -Man. Oh, Spider

Peter. Peter.

Peter.

Yes.

Yes.

You did it. He's a killer.

Get him out of here.

You're solving your own mystery now.

She didn't even give us a chance to solve it.

thing in the villa next story why are you not staying with us i brought my

husband why because he's my best friend this was a girl's trip you could have

made a best friend shut up with that uh you could have you could have made a

best friend on this trip don't listen to her she don't care about husbands you

can't say negative things about her marriage to her

separating. You can do what you want while you're separated.

What? Who says that?

You're still married.

What else did you say?

You don't even know her.

Never put your hands on me. The last bitch that grabbed me found her head

in a damn gate.

Don't fuck with me. I'm from Chicago, bitch.

Don't touch nobody. That's cold.

Clearly,

you did not let go of the comments that Latoya made about her wig.

She was coming for you.

She came for me?

We were all, like, having little cocktails or whatever.

And so she was like, look at her wig.

Don't come for my wig, my quarantine wig. It's cute.

Talk about my crooked -ass husband. You don't know shit.

I know. I thought she came to touch you. I'm walking this way.

Did I touch her?

Can you apologize? Yes. Okay.

I was already on alert with Latoya's comments about my wig, but now this?

You do not violate that right to come in someone's personal space, let alone put

your hands on them.

Latoya, stay there. Just stay over here. I know you're not, but you're close in

the hands.

She's upset.

Okay. Well, I apologize for touching you.

So can I touch you now? No.

Apology, America.

Mama done had too much to drink.

Last call for alcohol, full of toy.

I just want to touch the hair.

Okay. No.

No, stop.

Just so I can understand what's going on right now. What's going on? Okay, okay,

okay.

Don't do it.

Seriously. Okay,

I'm sorry I'm touching you.

You said that already. All right.

Yes. All right, so let's go back and have fun. No touching.

All right, we good.

Y 'all ready to find out?

Drew. Let me show you your room. OK.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, my god. Oh, this is nice.

Tanya, you are over there in the extra room. I'm with it. I'm with it.

To Mia's room.

That's a good fit for Marlo. She's lucky she's even here.

This is not fabulous.

Uh -uh.

Was it me being slightly petty for the nasty stuff that she has said

about me?

Let me think about that.

Marlo told me to watch out for you.

Really? Yeah.

Next time, think about what you say about the host, and you may not end up

the worst room in the house.

I don't know. That's some bullshit, that damn stupid -ass blue room.

Bitch, I know this blue room is not my room.

Really, Kenya?

Really. So, bitch, I'm going to play it cool.

I'm going to play it cool.

God, there's food in the oven.

Ooh, broccoli.

Oh, my God, this looks really good.

You OK, mama? I'm OK, bro. I'm going to sleep right in the living room. I don't

even want that bitch even to office me.

You want to go eat in the room? Yeah, come on. Yeah, come on.

This was so good, you guys. Yeah, it was good.

This girl's trip has already started up.

With a bang?

With a bang.

Why is this on 10 already?

And there she is, all up in your face.

I'm going to wash my plate down, but I'll be right back.

So now we're trying to figure out what the f*** is going on.

But when somebody puts their hands on you, that's where it crosses the line.

I'm going to be honest with y 'all. What I get from Toya is that she likes to

push a button.

She wants to get in your space.

You can't do that.

What is going on? What happened? Do you remember?

I'm very handsy. I'm trendy. I'm Caribbean. We're touchy -feely people.

But you can't touch nobody.

I get it. No, you can't. Not when you're assaulting them. She didn't talk to me.

It's your fashion. This one's trying to diffuse it.

Yeah, all of a sudden it's like, okay, bitch, I tried to defuse it for two

seconds. But you didn't want to respect my defusion. So now I'm going to bucket

you. Right?

Coming up next.

What is she doing?

There's a wig in that bag.

Anyways, Latoya, come back here.

Let's just be clear. Drew does know that you've been saying something about her

wig. Right. You fired the first shot.

At this point, because of how it was presented to her, she was offended.

Okay, but I'm still going to address it because she knows about it, so therefore

I feel like I have to confront it. What am I apologizing for? If your wig is

trash, it's trash.

Drew's wig. It was honestly bad.

She has a pen on her head.

But if she wants to wear a whole cat...

On her head, that's up to her.

We're here to have a good damn time with everybody, even Toya. And I want to

give the benefit of the doubt to Kenya because I see her trying to be nice, all

right? And Cynthia is a beautiful person, but that's her girl.

Candy is cool. We had a great time on the road trip, but that's her girl.

I feel like this is like an auntie -niece dynamic.

You got the aunties in the other room, and you got the nieces in this room. We

got to respect that.

They have young, fun, vibrant energy.

And then you have some women, they just frown upon everything.

They're so judgy. They're prude. They're boring.

Like when Shamia and Portia knocked that lamp over, it spilled the drink all on

the ground. And I saw the glass. I was like, oh, my God, somebody's going to

step on the glass. Right, right, right, right.

Those are aunties. Some mindset, for sure.

Not about age.

Shamia, did you call us T .T.? Tito's for the T .T. Who are the T .T.? No,

I'm not ready to accept that yet.

I'm like, yeah, Shay.

Come on now.

You always got one hot one in the bunch. I can still wear a tennis skirt.

Listen, Marlo's room, I feel like that's so shady.

When you insult the host, that's the kind of room you get.

Well, I just laid on your bed and I farted and coughed.

I'm sure you did.

So tonight you will smell all of my good graces. Marlo and Kenya have a toxic

history. I'm so sick and tired of being in the middle of just dumb shit.

As a matter of fact, I might make the fucking living room my room. The living

room is going to be my room.

Tomorrow's going to be just a day of relaxation.

We're going to have someone here come and barbecue for us. And we're going to

have some games, and we're going to have some drinks, and we're going to have

some fun. So let's have a light heart, good sleep. Night, night.

This room looks good for her ass.

You... Come on.

Use your muscles. Okay, hold on. This way?

Bye, Fallon.

Bye, Fallon.

Shh.

Mommy, see your baby.

Watch out, this is hot.

Morning, more.

Oh, my God, it was you over there.

Why did you sleep in your bed?

I just slept in here because it made me feel more like I had a nice sleep.

Hey, baby.

Hey, baby.

I just called to say I love you.

I love you, too.

I'm just sitting here enjoying a little bit of sun before the shade.

Yeah, before the shade. It's coming.

Where's the salt and pepper?

Good morning to you guys.

You see what I said? Let's make an extra one.

So we were calling y 'all aunties because y 'all are uptight.

First of all, y 'all be over here trying to fight and I ain't got time for that.

Your nieces.

Y 'all don't know how to act.

We just like to party.

Y 'all is over here trying to fight and we over here have to break up and fight

on the first night. I don't have time for that.

Well, I'm here, babe, so.

Good morning.

Hi, baby.

Oh, night, night.

It's mommy.

She does not care. Can I get a kiss?

All right. Well, kids don't. They seem to be good with daddy.

We're good. We're good. Are you enjoying yourself?

I am. Look at this view.

Let me get a little closer.

I know. You got to put the kids away so I can have this conversation.

I need to tell you what happened last night.

So we're just having a good time.

And next thing I know, Latoya, she's like talking and she's telling Fallon,

know, like, why are you staying with your husband? You should be staying here

with us.

And I'm like, Latoya, you don't care nothing about husbands.

Next thing I know, she kind of comes and walks up on me and grabs me on my

wrist.

And we got like four more days to go.

I need to know what the plan is. I need to know exactly what to wear. I like to

know. They said we ain't doing that. Or, hmm?

OK.

Hey, what you got going on? I got a whole hog cooking for y 'all.

Oh, my god.

OK, I'm vegan.

Ooh, I'm sorry.

No, it's fine.

You know, so you chopped his feet off, too?

We chopped his feet off and his head off to make sure he fits.

And then you dug out his butt?

Yeah, all of that's gone.

Hmm.

try to FaceTime with Mark, just text him and say, you know, that you have

Brooklyn and I asked you to FaceTime?

Yeah, sure, of course.

I don't have the luxury that most of these ladies have where they can just

their baby with someone that they trust.

I'm basically a single mom right now. So even though I play it tough and play it

cool, it really is very, very difficult for me. Okay, well, kiss my baby for me

and then I'll see you guys a little later.

I'm ready.

I'm like, you know, I want to dress up. You know, this makes me happy. Yes.

I was excited about the trip. Oh, I can't get my foot in. You can't help me

it up.

Pull it up.

Pull.

Yeah, right there. Okay.

So, I just feel that, like, you know what? Let me tell you something that's

bothering me. We never talk seriously. Let's sit right here.

Having this room really f***ed with me, Candy.

It really bothered me.

But it's like, what is it, Lord, with me and Kenya?

Why are we still like, we just hate each other so?

Y 'all still holding on to old stuff.

But we got to let it go. I want to sit and talk to her, but I'm like, I just

want to say, what's the problem?

Maybe we should.

You think we should?

I mean, you feel it that way.

The hurtful things that they've said to each other have been out of spite.

And I wish that they could just throw it out the window and just start from

today and move forward.

It has to come to a point where you just have to agree to say, hey, we ain't

never going to necessarily be besties.

Never. We just need to get past it.

But let's have fun, hopefully.

What do they have planned today?

Basically, we're just going to chill in the house. Oh, well, I'm ready.

Girl, I'm ready, girl.

Yes.

You talk to Dennis since you've been here?

I can't take the extreme highs and lows if we're going to be

together or not.

Let's do that and tough it out, good and bad. No response.

Oh, bitch. And I love you.

I'm going to love you always and unconditionally.

Shmear, relax.

I just got wet.

So marry me and let's live.

Then he's sending all these messages about how he loves me and wants to get

together. That's kind of sexy. Not sexy in like I want to have sex way, but like

in a sexy way like it's flattering.

You send just thank you?

After all 500 of those texts, I miss my baby.

And are we going on a date Saturday?

You're so easy.

Yes!

We have to come up with the fun.

We just don't know what to do with all this weird free time.

I'm not mad about today being relaxing, but I want to go in the kitchen and eat

a goddamn rib.

I want to eat a crab leg.

I want to just, like, right now, I want to have this event. We'll have at least

three guys here massaging our feet.

Like, can you get a piece of paper and fan me?

Nope. Okay, get out of my bed then.

I was having an interesting conversation with Marlo earlier today, and she

brought up some points that I definitely agreed with.

I'll be right back.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

I'm still going to say what I have to say, lady.

You know what, low key, this is actually a pretty beach.

It is, and it's not like a lot of people. No.

But is that just something swimming? I swear to God, I just saw like a...

in the water?

Oh, you see it?

Oh my god, it's a dolphin!

Yes! Now that's a fish. Oh!

Oh, that's a shark. That was big.

I hope there's nobody out there swimming.

No damn food. This is ridiculous.

lunch because I'm starving.

No.

What is that?

You're the host. You need to provide. I need to win. I have a whole entire pig

being roasted for you. But what are we going to eat for lunch?

Did you just order this for your... A banana split. A banana split. A crab

cake.

If they did not like the food that was in the refrigerator.

just crashed kenya and toyah's trip we're not really supposed to be here

acting like we don't exist yeah oh this is you're just disrespectful

kenya you were sneaky about the plane you brought your baby and you treated

marla real dirty i let it slide but here you come with this crap

Thank you. You want fries?

No, thank you. You just put them right in my hand.

Oh, you want them in your hand?

Thank you.

You got ketchup, salt.

What are you eating?

We're hungry.

We're not doing anything.

Like, why did you bring us here? If you're going to treat us like this.

Oh, I brought hummus. You have hummus. Oh, yes.

Yeah. It looks so nice and buttery, though.

Cheers. This is good.

It's like a little sweet.

The house is doing the most. You damn sure enough is. You better put that damn

crocodile Chanel down.

Excuse me, honey.

It's a $50 ,000 bag.

What you got on your back?

All right. So I just want to show you guys the wig that I.

Oh, no.

What do you mean? Oh, no. I hope it's banging. This is coming from like a good

place. You know, I got her a custom wig.

Wanted to give her something special. The scalp don't look HD. This ain't an

scalp. I think you need to wait. Here it is. I'm Drew.

I'm Drew. Let's see how she's going to do it. I'm just sitting downstairs in

living room. What are you going to do? So, I'm going to be like, I don't have a

good feeling about it. Keep the wig for yourself.

Packing up a wig and flying it to South Carolina.

Now, that's a whole other level of shape.

Is this the auntie party?

Uh -uh.

What is she doing?

Anyways, what are you doing? She's a wig in her bag.

Latoya, come back here. What?

Come back. Latoya.

Coming up next.

I heard when I call someone a friend and they can attack me the way you have.

Now talk about your fake butt. No.

Right next to you.

I can be young, too. Okay?

Understand.

Hey, Rodney.

Is the food ready?

The food is ready. Yes, ladies.

This man is world famous for roasted pigs.

long period of time.

So this is wonderful.

Horsha, are you still vegan? Because are you going to sample this?

I am more vegan looking at that dead carcass.

Now this is grossing somebody out right now. Right here? Right in there. A

little under there.

When I see this, my eyes will say, mmm.

Can you just get me some?

Can I get you some? I just don't feel like digging in the... Little pig.

Because he's so alive.

Tanya, you're killing me right now.

Oh.

Oh, God, this is so good.

Who is praying?

Portia, come on.

Give us a prayer.

All right.

Father God, I pray over that dead carcass that it died responsibly.

Jesus. And that it was happy when it died. Take me to the higher ground.

So that it continues with the beautiful spirits that these ladies have, Lord.

In the name of Jesus we pray.

Spoiled? Yeah.

When you ask other people to constantly serve you, I would say that's spoiled. I

don't ask people to do anything for me.

Apart from...

conversations about Drew's wig.

Like it wasn't tacked down.

The lace wasn't plucked and stuff.

But now looking back. Don't be shady in your apology.

I'm not being shady.

It was fake of me for not saying it to your face. You know what I'm saying? And

I apologize for that.

I want to go ahead and purchase a wig for you.

know secured correctly i'm really happy that you care you watch me so closely

it's really sweet um but i get my wigs from the top stylist no we would so no

offense but yeah probably won't wear it you know what i got you something did

you yes look what he's wearing

I'm putting on lipstick right now so that when she comes here and kills you

there's blood splattered on my face, I'm going to look good.

So everyone's been telling me about this wig that you were going to bring me,

and you've been so concerned about my wig.

When I first met you, you didn't like me because of Drew Sador from the game.

This is why I don't like you, Drew.

What? Because of the game, all right? She broke up Melanie and Derwin.

Everyone says that, Drew.

Then I was like, okay, she's watching me. So I feel like you're my biggest

So what I do for my fans is Latoya, my

biggest fan girl. You are.

Girl, because you be watching me, girl.

Touche, Drew.

subscribe to pettiness, so when that enters my orbit, I just choose to take

higher road.

With a good wig on. With a good wig in that picture, okay? Good wig on.

Oh, my God.

What I'm used to doing in my group of friends, we put our issues on the table.

Latoya owned up to what she said.

Moving on.

And I definitely second that. No matter how much we throw shade, this is

sisterhood.

So it's like, can you, I don't know if you care or not, but it hurt me to my

core getting that small room.

I sat there in the room by myself and I said, God, this girl really don't like

me. Deep inside, you're hurting.

And I'm hurting. But I do, I love you. I hurt when I call someone a friend and

they can attack me the way you have.

Your body's goals.

That's goals for me.

Really? You are actually the one, in fact, not taking responsibility about

things that you do to me to get the reaction from me that I give you.

No, I don't have a fake butt. That's number one. That's not real. You have

injections. I don't have injections.

Something has been done to your body. You had something done to your body.

about yourself.

Kenya is with Brooklyn.

Are you serious?

I don't know how I feel about this.

You was just straight rude.

Rude for disappearing.

Yes, that's rude.

Don't judge me as a mother. Y 'all want to have a sisterhood? Step up and be my

mother's village.

I'm going to do this surprise dungeon style bachelorette party. It should be

some shoes in there, fishnets. Hey, I'm about to show y 'all everything I got.

Cynthia has no idea what she's in for tonight.

This is epic.