All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.of.Atlanta.S13E07

Previously on the Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

That is not a wig, that is a pet on your
head.

Don't be over that, can you out of your
bed?

She's good,

she's good.

So we have to do the appraisal, and then
I get my attorney involved.

Our attorney. At times I know Ralph can
be controlling.

Can I just like write down the steps for
you, and then you just see it on paper?

Latoya and I would like to invite you
ladies to a getaway on the beach with a

pool. I've been ready for a vacation.

Yes, me too.

If you don't like my shade, then step
out of my shadow.

A little candy always helps sweeten the
tea.

I was in the game, but now I'm calling
all the plays.

I've been through the peaks and the
valleys.

And now I'm head over heels.

I may be social distancing, but I'm here
for social justice.

Oh, oh, Riley.

Riley!

Hello. So are you happy to be out of the
quarantine?

Yes, I am.

Wait, what are you outside with?

Nissan and other people I met today.

Oh, you met some new people? Let us see
the other people.

Yeah, can you believe I have friends?

Let us see them.

No, that's weird.

Oh, my God.

Call Kenya.

Calling Kenya, more new mobile.

Your call has been forwarded to an
automated voice messaging system.

Where is everyone?

And cannot accept any messages at this
time. Goodbye.

I can't accept any messages.

Look at this.

Can you see I can't fit my ring?

Look at this fat around my finger.

Whatever. Okay. I just need to cut the
finger off and then I'll be done.

And then no more ring, no more mark, no
more marriage. And then that's it.

Siri, call them, Portia.

Pick up. You always pick up.

It's not like I call you that much.

Drop your awareness, your focus, down
into the soles of the feet.

Feel the energy coming up your body and
especially into your tailbone.

It tickles. Yeah.

That's energy, girl.

My big ass.

So, again, we'll text everyone.

Thanks, Siri. Thanks for nothing.

Yeah, you want it, you got it. How's
your ankle feeling?

It's good. I got all my good walking
shoes, you know.

I got something for you. You know how
you always complain that you can't go

and be with me when I go on jobs and
stuff?

I got you a scooter and now all of a
sudden you can go everywhere.

This is the one I was looking at.

So this is the gas.

Okay. This is a break, and this is a
break. I'm about to be out. I'm about to

seeing all this neighborhood. Now you
can walk with me. Make sure I got an

insurance policy on you.

Whoa!

Not the insurance policy, though.

Okay, no.

Not going to do it. How about I just
walk it down? Man, that would have been

bomb. I don't want to hurt myself,
though.

Look, we don't need any more surgeries.

Babe, but you're walking good. I am.
Hill toe, hill toe.

Now you can try it out.

Yes! Look at you.

Well, you got a kick.

Oh, I got a kick. You got a kick off.
Okay.

Whoa. Slow it down, slow it down.

Okay. You see you got the speedometer on
there, right?

Yeah, I'm going two miles per hour. All
right, cool, cool, cool.

It's been so difficult not being able to
go outside and be in the beautiful

neighborhood we live in since I've been
down for six months. So I'm excited, you

know, just to get out there.

You can even just go between, like, here
and the new house.

Yeah. Matter of fact, you'll be able to
get there faster on this than you would

actually get in a car.

Are you sure you want to do this trip
right when you got to move?

Definitely. Well, if you need me to
stay, I would definitely stay. This

trip is right on time.

For my mental clarity, I need this trip.
But, you know, a move is a big deal,

and holding down the three kids, I'm not
going to act like that's easy. I know

this is a big deal for you, and I owe
you one. Yeah. You owe me a couple

actually. I'm going to let you know. You
owe me a couple of days where I believe

I was at home by myself, but we're not
going to talk about that. Ralph made it

very clear that it's okay for him to
just leave at the drop of a dime. At

I have the decency to come and
communicate and let you know that I'm

going to the beach. You didn't even let
me know where you were going when you

left for three days to go to the beach.

I am so excited to have the girls over.
I think the ladies will have a good

time. Just want to host them and show
them a great time.

Speaking of, you have my phone? I want
to call Candy. Make sure she's coming.

Hey, girl. Hey, how are you?

I'm good. I just wanted to have y 'all
over, have a good time before we go on

this vacation.

And so I just want to make sure you were
able to and available.

For sure.

Yay. Thanks for the invite. Yes. Okay.

Everybody so far said they can come. I
want to be able to check the vibe, you

know, prior to the girls' trip. Because
I know these ladies can get wild. I've

been warned.

And I look forward to it.

All right. I'll see you soon. All right,
girls. Bye -bye. Bye -bye.

All right.

Good, good, good.

It's actually going to happen.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my God. This looks so good.

Let's do the veggie scramble with no
cheese.

Yes, ma 'am. I'm so bad. I have no
willpower.

You need to, okay? We have a trip to go
on. Okay, I'll do the same thing. Yes.

Okay, fine. But I do want my fried green
tomatoes. You said we're doing healthy.

Okay. Oh, I want the chicken and
waffles.

Damn you.

No, you can't get that.

Maybe if I can lose about five more
pounds before the trip, I'll be feeling

lot better about myself. I went through
my closet, and I found...

things that I think you might like.

Hopefully you can fit that.

Oh my gosh, thank you.

Check it out. I have so many bras and
panties that I have not worn. I cleaned

out my drawers.

But look, this is the size I was.

Look. These titties?

32D. Wow.

I hope you can get some youth out of it.

I'm gonna wear it for you, girl.

Ladies want a beach trip, and I am
giving them the beach.

I found a great place, Isle of Palm,
South Carolina.

I am bringing my nanny in Brooklyn.
Okay. So I have arranged for us to fly

private.

Oh, my God, my sugar mama.

So who's all going to be in the shed?

Well, just us four. Really? Yeah. It
doesn't make sense for all of us

Once you get into like your mid -sized
jets and your large jets, then it

like $50 ,000.

Right. I'm not spending $50 ,000. Yeah.
But if it means us getting there ahead

of the girls and making sure Brooklyn is
comfortable and the nanny's in, I'm

okay with that.

How do you think the other girls will
react to your private jet? If they don't

like the arrangements I made for them,
I'm sure they have a platinum or gold or

black American Express card that they
can pull out if they want to.

Well, I can't say that because some of
them have really bad credit, I'm sure.

Hi, Drew.

What is up, Mama? What's going on?

So I'm sitting here with the lovely
Latoya. We were going over South

Yes!

Latoya and I are going to go ahead of
all of you guys, jump down there on the

little private jet.

Is Latoya invited?

Um, you know, if she wants to come, I
don't know. Okay. Thank you for the

invite.

Okay. See you soon. Bye -bye.

Thank you.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, you brought everything. Thank you so
much.

Oh, this looks so good. So bomb.

Okay.

My husband's food at his restaurant is
really good. It's so cold.

What's the update on Mark? Like, how are
you guys doing?

I'm just over it. We can't talk.

There are too many things that come up
where he fights with me on what I can

cannot do with Brooklyn. I'm going to
sign it and I'm going to send it to you

because I'm not going to live like this.
He's unreasonable for no reason. Don't

tell me about what I can do and what I
cannot do with my child.

You read the divorce petition.

As soon as you send it to me signed, I
will follow it to court and he'll be

served. I'm just ready to move on.

I cannot take Brooklyn out of the
country in certain places because I need

permission. I can't even feature
Brooklyn in my newest hair care line

need his permission.

Are you asking for full custody?

Of course.

Yeah. I have full custody already.

Yeah.

We've been separated now eight years.

Wow. And how long has it been toxic?

I don't know.

I am definitely afraid of having
anything that's nasty between us because

is a man that is Brooklyn's father.

I'm just hoping it doesn't become
contentious.

Ken, I talk about how amazing these
fried green tomatoes are.

Oh, my God.

Just taste it. That is insane. You're
messing it all up, and you have to use

sauce. Well, that's what? So good. I'm a
messy eater.

Coming up next.

So we're all going to be on the printer
together.

Latoya and I are going down ahead of
time. As I get to know Drew, I think

she is a bit sneaky.

Just love.

It smells so good up in here.

Thank you.

Yes, you did.

Yes, you did.

Oh, my.

Do you need me to taste it? Just a
little bit. Let me just make sure.

Even though this isn't my home for much
longer, it'll be nice to have the ladies

over. I love hosting.

It's kind of, you know, in my swag. Show
them how we do things in Hollywood and

just show them a good time.

Y 'all ready?

We're going to turn up a little bit. Y
'all got my shots?

I got the shots ready.

My God, babe.

There's my baby look. We got a couple
more things I got to just finish up.

All right. You decorate?

Look at you, baby.

Oh, my goodness, guys.

That looks good. That looks good.

I think that looks good, right? That's
detail.

It's perfect.

So what's the plan for tonight? Tell me.
Well, it's Hollywood.

We bring LA to the A.

You look amazing.

I love the hair.

You know, what are we going to call her?

Diana?

Sasha? Sasha.

I like Sasha. Okay, she's Sasha.

You got to take that salmon. It's crazy?
It's crazy.

I got salmon on me. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Thank you.

Hold on a second. I see Cynthia at the
door.

Yes, Cynthia.

Hi.

How you doing?

You know, I got to give you a big hug
first.

Thank you so much.

Hello. Yes.

Amazing. Thank you.

Here's some wine for you guys.

Sweet. I appreciate this. It's so sweet.

Oh, you're welcome. Tonight, we're going
to turn up just a little bit. Okay.

I like all this.

A little drama.

You want a drink?

You know I want a drink. I was trying to
plan this wedding. How is that going?

It's going. What is happening? It's
going.

We're going to do it all outside now.

Really? Yes. Keep it safe.

Which is why I'm kind of glad we're just
doing it because everyone's like, oh,

just push it to next year. I don't think
this is going to be gone next year

either. I don't believe so.

But, like, when I tell you, I will
literally walk off the altar and read

that takes their math. I know that's
right.

Hello.

Yoo -hoo.

Hey.

Hello. Where's your drink? Okay, let's
do another toast. Oh, my gosh.

Kenny. I didn't think anybody would.

I'm sorry. I didn't.

Hello.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Did
you let yourself in? I'm so sorry. I

feel so bad. I just walked into your
house.

Hello, anybody home?

We got to get you a drink. Maybe. Can
you make sure if anybody else is at the

door? I got you. Okay.

Let's go sit down. That was really cute.

Thank you. I know, right?

Just a little something for y 'all.
Giving a little ponytail action.

Hello. party ponytail.

I didn't see the other wig, so I don't
even know what it looked like. When she

was at Cynthia's place, like the glue
was lifting. It was humid.

Her edges were lifting. So you coming
for her wig? Yes.

Maybe it was just a bad day.

This is very cute. Thank you.

Yeah,

we're waiting for everybody to come
here. It should be soon.

Oh, you know what?

Somebody's at the door.

How are you doing?

I remember you. Yes, I'm right. How are
you doing?

Good. How are you?

Good. Nice to see you again.

Nice to see you as well. Welcome to our
humble abode. It's so nice.

Thank you. Thank you. Would you like to
get a drink before we head out?

I sure would.

Let's do it. Let's do it. I love it.
I'll do the champagne.

Thank you so much. No problem.

This is Tommy Chicago, right? Hey,
ladies. Doing the champagne.

surgery, so I'm ready to put on some.
They're not heels all the way.

Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you?

Okay. Okay, great.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers, ladies.

Bam. Woo!

It's like dancing in my mouth right now,
actually.

You said dancing in your mouth? Yes.
Thanks.

Thank you, baby.

That's my husband.

Okay, hey, husband.

How you doing?

Good, and yourself? Yes, I'm good. I'm
good.

Did he just work out? He came in. He
work out good, too. At that heel, girl.

He's a cute guy.

I need y 'all over here all the time
because he is just like, hello, ladies.

Can I get you anything else? We are
representing for the family.

Take your shot because.

Wait, where's the. Oh, so y 'all are. We
took a shot already.

Wait, when did y 'all have candy? She
took a shot of water. But we found a

that candy likes. We got to have soya
here.

It's good. I bet.

You know what you like, girl.

Toya dogged this wig.

I was expecting to walk in and see her
edges chewed up with glue on her

eyelashes, like everything. I am going
to tell her everything I know. I'm going

to sing like a god daggone bird.

Coming up next.

I don't want you to feel like it's just
me who got this information.

Cynthia and Candy were there as well.
Thank you, Portia, for just dropping a

whole shade tree on the table.

for you i don't even know her we're all
like having little cocktails or whatever

and so she was like look at her wig well
guess what honey it's covered and a

sister had to do what you had to do so
don't come for my wig my quarantine wig

was cute i have met this girl like one
time one time and she has the nerve to

going all around atlanta economy for my
wig what does she do again she's a

youtube channel is that like a job
having a youtube channel

My wig is sliding.

Please tell me. That's who I like to be
around. I don't want you to feel like

it's just me who got this information.

Cynthia and Candy were there as well.
And that's what I didn't think was cool.

thought if you thought something was
wrong with her wig, just tell her. Thank

you, Portia, for just dropping a whole
shade treat on the table.

And Drew's not the only person in the
group that's had a bad wig day.

It just ain't that deep.

Right? Do y 'all not agree with that?
No, no, no. I agree with you.

But...

All the panties. She don't know her like
this. I mean, look, Kenya came in what

she came with, and I think she's rocking
it well.

I mean, we do the best we can.

Did I just get wrecked? Listen, she
doesn't have the person who shaved her

She got to shave somebody.

Look at her.

Look at me. I can wear a paper bag and
outdress Drew, and we're not even going

to talk about the beauty department.

Are y 'all ready to eat? Let's just go.
We just go bum rush Chef Love.

Give me my food, Chef Love.

Yes. Chef Love.

Chef Love. We hungry.

Oh, she had a table placement for
Latoya.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Because imagine if she would have come
and I wasn't prepared for her. I know,

but you'll be fine. How'd you find Chef
Love?

Chef Love is actually my husband's
cousin's wife.

Got it. Does she cook for you often?

She does.

I'm hungry today.

So you moved from California to here
together? We were living in California.

We went from working in L .A. to being
in Chicago, having a family.

Now we're in Atlanta.

It's just crazy now, COVID.

My mom is here.

She's writing her sermon. I think she's
preaching on Sunday. Is she a minister?

She's a pastor.

In Chicago.

Ralph plays the piano, and then I sing
praise and worship.

Well, give us a little sample. A little
something? Yeah, a little something.

Let me see.

All right, give us a little something.

Amazing grace, how sweet the

sound that saved a...

I've been so scared to put out any
music, because it's just like, you know,

your baby, and I know it.

But now, my husband and I have been
going through a lot of relationship

Well, how are you guys doing? I know you
guys have been... Well, he's in

earshot, so maybe this is not the right
time. You're not going to get me in

trouble. Exactly. That's what I'm trying
to tell you. If I could kick you under

the table, I would.

Oh, my goodness!

Is that a sponge cake?

Okay, I'm going to taste mine, even
though I'm not supposed to eat any

OK, this is excellent.

And I haven't had dessert for a whole
week. Life is short. Enjoy your cake,

girl. OK, listen, don't be mad at me if
we don't have this cake on the trip, OK?

It's good. You all have to meet at
Candy's house to get on the sprinter

we've arranged.

So we're all going to be on the sprinter
together.

Latoya and I are going down ahead of
time just to make sure the house is

prepared. So you guys are taking your
own sprinter?

No, we don't have a splinter. Oh, okay.
Hi.

It's COVID. How y 'all getting there?

As I get to know Drew, I think that she
is a bit sneaky.

I had a conversation with Drew, and I
told her the information about the

jet. Latoya and I are going to go ahead
of all of you guys on the little private

jet. No more than 10 minutes later, I
get a text message from Kenya telling me

don't tell the other ladies about the
private jet.

Kenya seems cool, but...

It's weird that she'll say something and
then the next minute she flips out like

it's a complete secret.

Like, I gotta... Eye on Kenya.

Portia, you know, gave us the great idea
to do a private plane.

Oh, then we need to call Fallon. She
owns her own plane.

Yeah. Yeah,

I mean, it just makes more sense.

You so rich. Yeah, we'll get there quick
and we'll figure it out and you guys

will have everything laid out for you
when we get there.

Am I tripping?

Sprinter, private plane.

Sprinter, private plane.

I don't want to be on chat.

Not me. I don't like chat.

So who wants to be on the sprinter?

Jameer coming.

I just want to let you guys know I'm
going to be a few hours behind you guys.

I have a business obligation.

Maybe they can send the jet back for
you.

Oh, yeah. Can the jet come back? Yeah.

I don't care who knows that I'm taking a
private jet. Y 'all need some more

drinks? No. Girl, I don't have to drive
down the street.

I'm doing what's best for my family. Who
should have anything to say about that?

Don't forget your Chi -Town popcorn now.

Where's your husband at? Hubby.

Ralphie. There's my hubby.

Did y 'all have fun? We did.

Yes, we did. Thank you.

Well, your wife is a lovely host. I have
enjoyed your beautiful home, your

beautiful dinner.

Thank you so much.

So glad you're around a corner. And
Portia lives around a corner, so. Yep,

around a corner.

We'll talk about that later. Thank you
for coming. Thank you so much. What a

lovely home. Thank you. Good to meet you
as well.

Bye -bye. Nice to meet you. Take care
now. Thank you. Drive home safe. You're

my radar now, Drew. I see you and your
poodle wig.

Thank you. We had a great evening.

Oh, my goodness, babe.

Did you really get a private jet?

I'm ready for Sasha to come out.

I've been waiting for Sasha the whole
entire night, all of this.

Baby, come on.

We haven't had a night to ourselves,
though, I think.

Love you, Chef Love.

You can let yourself out, Chef Love. You
know how to get out?

I got Sasha. I got Sasha tonight.

That was my turn.

Coming up next.

So

where

are you going now?

So we're actually going to take a road
trip. Oh, that's so cute.

So it's like, why you say wow?

Grease was cuter. It was fun. No, I
mean, yeah. I mean, it'll be like a, you

know, a road trip bonding moment, you
know?

Well, yeah.

Hopefully.

Hopefully. That will be what happens.

I feel like. Sometimes we try to have a
little bonding moment.

It doesn't go exactly as planned.

We almost had to bond right out of jail.

Okay. This is cute.

Well, not with this.

Yeah, I feel like that's super cute.

You going to be good hanging with the
kids?

Okay. Sure?

Yeah. You focus on enjoying yourself.

I got this thing.

I'm just excited. I just want to make
sure.

You know what I'm saying? You like this?

Like it, I like it, you know?

That kind of looked like you didn't like
it. Okay, wait, I have another one. I

want to show you.

Yo, I love it, I love it.

You like it? I do, I do.

You looking sexy?

Do a little twirl again one more time
for me.

And drop it low real quick.

My Achilles is still a little tight.
It's still a little tight? It's coming

back. You got to work it out. It's
coming back, it's coming back.

Oh my goodness.

What you doing?

You getting cute.

You getting cute.

Yeah. I'm calling so we can figure out
what we're going to do with Poo Poo's.

got to make a whole schedule.

I'll be back on Friday.

So Dennis already picked her up and
takes her to school sometime anyway. So

is full on daddy mode. He does every
single thing.

I'm sure if PJ goes with him, she'll see
Mama Gina. He'll work all that side

out.

So that's why I'll just ask him to see
if he wants the whole week or if he

half of the week. And then you said you
could just fill in whenever?

Okay.

Okay.

I know.

I'm definitely going to miss her, but I
know she'll be good because she's going

to have fun with y 'all.

I'm trying to figure out what all am I
taking.

Half the stuff I can't fit.

Oh, that's true.

I might be able to get my fat ass in
here.

Oh, babe, you're looking thick.

Yeah. I am thick.

That's a good thick.

Kind of a Magna Stallion thick.

Oh, it's a Magna Stallion thick? Yeah.

What? Okay, Bob.

What are you saying?

Is it beach weather, though? It's
getting kind of chilly.

It is getting chilly.

I don't even know what the hell I'm
putting a dress in there for. I don't

know how I'm dressing. I don't know what
I'm supposed to wear, what I'm not

supposed to wear.

So I'm like, should I just bring, like,
a lot of wets and shorts and jeans?

What's up with Cynthia and Mike? You
know, I went to his tuxedo fitting.

So hold this right here.

So do the top of the belt underneath the
crotch to the back of the belt.

Make sure you get that right. Get that
right, brother. Don't hit me.

Don't hit me.

Don't hit me doing this all day.

Oh, how did that go?

We were just talking about him getting
married, and is he ready? And I think

going to be kind of like the master of
ceremonies for the bachelor party.

You just reminded me. We got to put
together a bachelorette party for him.

know, we going to strip club hops.

Strip club hops.

I don't even know. We just going to go
crazy.

Strippers ziplining in.

You're doing the most.

What? Okay, that's what I'm going to do
for 50 years. I don't care. Y 'all

should make this kind of like a bachelor
party on the trip. We should find some

strippers and call those people. When we
did our dungeon party, ain't no

strippers everywhere.

Be like, yo, South Carolina strippers,
turn up. That's a thought.

Are you ready for the dungeon?

That'd be a good idea.

I wonder if we could pull that off.

We have to have a stripper that's, like,
got a mask on.

Yeah.

Hey, hey, hey.

Coming up next.

What the is Marlo wearing?

Really? This is what we're doing?

We're going to wipe it down, wipe it
down, wipe it down. Oh, God.

All you have to do is put the lap belt
around and buckle it up. The bottom one

first and then the top one. It would be
nice to have a husband that could take

care of our child for a week while I go
on vacation with the girls.

But I've never left Brooklyn with
anyone, including my husband, overnight.

So this is how it has been and maybe
someday things will change.

Oh my gosh.

My luggage fell in a ditch.

Oh, it's right there.

Okay.

Be careful with my suitcases.

You look pretty.

You look pretty.

Thank you. I don't feel pretty. Stop it.

Let me get on the plane.

Let me get on the plane first.

Listen, what in the hell have you been
doing?

That's what I want to know. What do you
mean?

Girl. What? What kind of trouble have
you been stirring up? What trouble?

You know, we had a dinner at Drew's
house. Yeah.

And Portia came. She was just like
stirring up trouble between you and

Okay, what did she say? She was saying
that you were going on and on and

her about her hair.

She was so extra for that. Girl, I don't
have time for their nonsense.

Portia is so extra.

Look at our cute little jet.

Thank you, Sugar Mama.

I'm right here. I was just getting my
last little minute hugs on Blaze.

I know. I cried this morning, girl.

I thought I was emotional. You got me
beat.

Oh, I was so emotional this morning. Let
me come down.

What up?

Come on. Are we the first ones here?
None of the other girls here yet?

Uh -uh. Nobody's here yet.

What's up?

Hey, mama.

What's up, Candy? How you doing?

Of course it's so funny. As soon as she
get a little henny in her system, we

already know she's ready to make up.

Dennis taking me to catch the bus with
the girls is a really sweet gesture.

And I didn't have to catch Uber.

So we the first here.

I cannot believe it. I know.

You just been full of surprises.

Portia and I should never kiss again.

Portia. She kissed me in the club and
told me she wanted to eat me till I

Oh,

you don't have a sex dungeon?

No, I do not.

Portia, when you talked about the night
you kissed Candy.

Fear goggles.

Girl, you are that drunk. I am not
attracted to you. Period.

Nap. I told Mommy, um, you said you
wanted Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

I'll take the little ones, and then if
we can just load those up. Thank you,

baby love.

Give me a hug.

All right.

Hey, this is hard, bro. How much did you
pay for this?

$42.

We've been back before. It's so nice to
meet you.

Look at you.

Before everybody get on, let's just
hurry up.

Cast out any negativity, evil.

What the?

It's Marlo wearing.

Love you, love you, love you.

Marlo is serving pandemic realness at
the end of the world.

Really? This is what we're doing?

I haven't been on a flight, any kind of
transportation. I'm like, a bus? They

were, like, going to wipe it down, I'm
sure.

Oh, I am, too.

We're going to wipe it down, wipe it
down, wipe it down.

I didn't realize the attire of the trip
was NASA.

Fabulous.

Have fun. Be safe. Turn up.

Love you.

Kicks, kicks, kicks.

This is like the new, instead of
bringing champagne to a party, you bring

Clorox.

Why do you have on asthma?

Because I'm on public transportation.
She thinks we're a bunch of jerks.

Does the air work on this thing?

It's really hot back here.

Here, Portia.

Toast.

You said you went talking to the
dentist, and then you said that you were

to go out to eat with him.

So how did that go?

I see he dropped you off again. He
dropped her off. I was like, he dropped

off. So you knew we was going to ask.

I knew this was coming. You said

you

went talking to the dentist, and then
you said that you were going to go out

eat with him.

No, wait a minute.

Whoa!

My mindset going into the dinner was to
get to a place where we can be around PJ

together. So then he went right on in
and was like, this has just been, like,

devastating.

Like, I learned that I have to allow you
to deal with the breakup.

I can't be pissed that your reaction was
for me to get out. He was like, so I

had to get over that first, because I've
been pissed about how you did it. Angry

like her. Yeah.

He's really doing the work to, like,
understand his feelings. Like, that's a

whole thing here. See, you guys sucked
in by that. I still was side -eyeing him

with Candace's face. I was like... The
end goal is co -parenting. I would like

to go so far as to say I would like us
to be friends.

But, you know, you can't say that too
close after a breakup. It's like, I

be your friend.

But one day, I just, I hope that we can
be friends.

And so anyway, we leave dinner, and he
came on over. He slept downstairs on the

sofa. Did you have sex?

No. No head, no fingers, no touching.
You just let him eat it. He didn't even

touch my butt.

Just put the head in. This ain't no
clean line.

This is something going on for sure.

Why y 'all ought to make it go to sex?

Y 'all know I've been wanting one. We
want to talk about sex. We want to

We want to have fun.

gonna worry about it we're at a beach
and i have my baby with me and i have my

friends and the weather is amazing i
don't believe that we stand up on the

that ain't got no damn air what we do to
deserve this now i know we're gonna

come on a virus but y 'all gonna have to
take this air have you guys ever had a

threesome like you guys do with other
people no we've never i already said

i've never no i've gone to the strip
club but no you've never had a threesome

Do you make them sign like an NDA if you
were going to do this?

No, seriously.

I'm still not going to have a threesome
with nobody. Her husband rich for free.

Brooklyn and the Nanny have their own
private little villa. So I am off until

tonight. Look at the view.

This is definitely beach decor.

Oh, my God. We have a little boardwalk.

Oh, my goodness.

Let's take a look at the bedroom so we
can figure out ours.

Yeah. In an effort to just cut out all
of the chaos and silliness, Latoya and I

decided to assign rooms. Let's go.

Of course we get the best room.

I mean, come on. It's our trip.

Oh, this is cute.

This might be a good option for Candy.
She got the ocean front.

This is not a good room. Whose room is
this going to be? Oh, definitely Marlo's

room. I don't know. That's a good fit
for Marlo.

It's going to be a good fit.

Latoya said that Marlo had said some
nasty things about me.

Marlo told me to watch out for you.

Really? All I see is red.

She's lucky she's even here. I think
this... Cynthia. Cynthia will love this.

Don't you think it's like very bright?
It is.

I'm not mad at Portia having this room.
This is a nice room. It's a cute room. I

think this would be a cute Drew room.

Okay. Yeah. And she can walk out, you
know, and go to the beach.

Hopefully the wig doesn't fly off.

Well, Brooklyn is going to be spending
the nights with me, so I wanted a room

that was away from all of the rowdy
girls. So I thought this was the best

for us.

janky, hot, reject butt. Like, I'm
sweating in places I didn't even know y

could be dripping from. That is
definitely not the WAP I've been talking

Candy, how did it take you to get there?
She drove.

Why didn't she ride with us?

We were leaving earlier than her.

Like, y 'all said this air was gonna
come on.

My vagina's sweating.

her and Latoya are going to the private
jet.

But then after she told me that, she
texted me and said, but don't tell

And I was like, oh, wait, why?

Like, why couldn't you guys know? So I
didn't know. Why y 'all couldn't know?

So I'm on this bus burning up, and now
I'm thinking about the private jet. We

all know that her and Latoya are sipping
champagne and have been arrived down

there to the house, okay? They are
enjoying it, probably taking a bubble

while we are on this bus looking for
somewhere to pee.

Y 'all look, Brooklyn ride better than
that bed.

Wait, she brought her baby?

Wow. Let me see.

What's going on?

That is mother - Because I was crying
this morning because I had to bring my

baby. The double standards?

That's not what's going to happen on
this trip. If we were bringing our kids,

wouldn't you have liked to bring your
kids?

It should have been known. The fact that
Kenya brought her daughter and didn't

even extend the option to me, Candy,
Drew, Shamia to bring our kids.

That shit's wrong.

She brought her baby.

You see, this one got me so hot and mad
about everything.

This is bullshit.

I'm just ready to go home now.

Next time on The Real Housewives of
Atlanta.

This is not my room.

What is that?

Is that a crab cake?

If you are the host, you don't order one
crab cake. You're just disrespectful. I

have a whole entire pig being roasted
for you. Okay, I'm vegan.

Back up, back up, back up. The last
bitch that grabbed me found her head

in a damn gate. Don't fuck with me. I'm
from Chicago, bitch.