Original subtitles

Yeah, so I was saying, could you just grab my equipment? Okay, hold on, I've

to shoot this part.

Are you tired of doing your own chores?

Are you tired of having to button your own cuffs?

to mop your own floors, to take out your own garbage, to clean up the toilet

after yourself.

Well, I tell you, my friend, I'm tired of chores.

And that's what I've decided to do is to eliminate the necessity of doing stuff

yourself. What I'm going to tell you about is something that you absolutely

positively cannot do without.

So I'm telling you, what you need is technology.

Now, at our age, you don't need technology.

But you do need it. When you see it, you'll need it. The Rebel 3000.

Not happy with Rebel 1000, Rebel 2000.

We got inside the Rebel 3000 and we made it work from the inside out.

Here it is. The Rebel 3000.

Meet the Rebel 3000.

Your own personal assistant so that you don't have to lift a finger.

R10 loses again in the speaking mode. This is my shit.

Hey,

Grandpa.

I tried.

I can't

even

hear what's going on.

I

would

like for one week.

Our team needs fucking help for doing that.

Well, you know, there's more in my appetite than fucking sports.

Oh, what is there to like, then, Grandpa?

Well... Can I shake another leg now?

There you go.

Except for dinner.

That happens. Okay?

Okay. Longer now.

Can you not smoke in the house? Let me get a head down, Paul.

No. Stop.

We've talked about this many times. Please don't smoke in front of my

Don't be such a prick. This is where mom left you. Okay, I won't even like it.

I keep complaining about stuff. I can't even think of like... I can't really

spell that shit here.

Because I make sacrifices around the house for you. That's why.

And you... Cold.

So cold. Need to learn how... Good football game. There we go.

There's plenty of good football games.

We're going to see how some good pieces work.

Absolutely.

One of my retirement magazines.

Yeah. Bingo Grandpa Retirement Magazine. The Rebel 3000.

It's supposed to be some kind of sophisticated.

They said discreet packaging.

They said discreet packaging.

Oh, I hope it's not broken now.

Fuck.

Stepson, move out of the way. Listen to me for once.

Watch your mouth.

Put you in check.

What is it?

I don't know, Dad.

Good Lord, you got one of them Chinese mail -order brides. Not again.

Hi, I'm Rebel 3000, your new personal assistant.

Damn!

Can you stop touching my thing?

I'm trying to have some fun here. Yes, but I don't have a lot of money as it

Your stepmom took all the alimony so the least I could spend my money on to

hopefully have us have a good household.

Cool? Yeah, it looks like money well spent to me.

Fuck, that's got nipples.

You're a fucking party pooper, Dad. Look at this thing. Are you not ready to

start again? Oh,

there's two, Grandpa. Look at that. Damn. Oh,

wow. Look at her.

Stop. Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop.

Mom did. She was very expensive.

Yeah. She was very expensive.

So was your wife.

Hey, that's my mom you're talking about. Hey, hey, hey, stop.

Trust me. I'm not lying. She was expensive.

I have an app to prove it. Okay? Turn on that thing or what?

You do everything.

You can clean the house or clean the toilet.

I used to. I mean.

All right.

Stop.

Ripple 3000.

On.

Click.

Okay. Oh, that's on. I see.

Yeah, the light's on.

Calibrate.

Mouth.

Small. Oh, it's very small.

It's alive.

Button to synchronize arms.

Okay. Arms up.

Okay.

And arms side.

Come on. I got to make sure.

Okay. I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that. But I'm going to have to make

sure it all worked.

Okay? What's wrong with you?

fucking... I smell like shit in here.

Hey, let's get her to make some food in the kitchen.

I mean, there's plenty of time to do the other stuff. I'd like to have some

energy to fuck. I mean, she can either run down the hill and fuck them all.

Let's see.

Okay. And so... Lift glasses to begin speaking protocol.

Okay.

There we go.

Hi, I'm Rebel 3000.

Your new personal assistant.

Please tell me your names and titles you wish to be called.

I'm BJ. I'm the dad of the family.

Nice to meet you. You're going to be my wife.

I'm husband.

I love you, husband.

There we go. Finally.

Walk. Steps.

Did you help me get out of the box?

I'm Grandpa.

Hi, Grandpa.

What do you want me to do?

Make me a fucking sandwich.

Okay, Grandpa. My grandpa said a fucking sandwich would be nice. Really? Extra

cheese.

I mean, that's what we always said to Mom.

This is much better.

Apparently the panties are sold separately.

All right. You're better without.

Stop. Family meeting right now.

Living room.

She has a lot more fun holes than you start flipping anyway.

Can you eat it all yourself?

I bought her.

It's my investment.

I need this right now.

So please, I'm asking you both very nicely.

She doesn't even look like her wife left you for a postal inspector.

It doesn't matter.

You should always share with your son.

It's mine.

No. Postal inspector.

No.

It's mine.

Thank you. I will not fuck her pussy. If Grandpa won't do it, I guess I won't do

it. Yeah, there you go. So we're not going to fuck her pussy. Okay,

we're not going to fuck it. Thank you.

Good. Happy we're clear on that.

Dad said that pussy's his, but man, that ass is gonna be all mine.

God,

it looks so realistic.

I wonder if it tastes real.

I just feel so realistic.

quietly.

I've got some fagging lunch at home. Yeah?

Come on, come on. Come on.

You like fat cum, Loves?

Yes, I like fat cum, Loves. Yeah, that was so good, Rebel T. Thompson.

All right, now let's get it cleaned up before my dad fucking chews my ass for

fucking his robot.

Okay, get the dress up, Turner.

You shouldn't know.

Better put these away.

I will see you again soon.

She looks so real.

Wow.

That's amazing.

I wonder if her mouth works.

Rebel.

Rebel, get on your knees and open your mouth.

Web job configuration on.

Just take your tongue out all the way.

Stop.

Open your mouth.

Put the balls in your mouth.

Suck them in there.

the boss. Open your mouth.

Getting bigger in your mouth?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're about to be a learning robot.

You got it, kid.

Yeah.

Forcemanship.

So, you know, I mean, you're really upset. So now, no hold for either of

you. Well, it's okay.

I mean, there's a mouth, right? No, no hold. It's mine. I bought it. It's my

thing. I mean,

her feet aren't a hold. Oh, my gosh. Okay. No touching my robot, period.

Okay?

Reminder. Rebel 3000 is designed to be used by multiple people at once.

Rebel 3000 can be used by son, grandpa, and husband.

Rebel 3000 has multiple holes.

Thank you.

It was a lot of money.

We'll take extra good care of her.

And... Rebel 3000.

Origin mode.

Check. There we go.

So you knew she had an origin mode the whole time?

Shh! I can walk!

I can climb.

Where did Grandpa go?

I can climb.

I can... I can do just about anything at this point.

I haven't seen you do this in years, Grandpa.

Oh, good job.

Flap mode

activated.

Oh yeah.

That's it.

Good job, Grandpa.

Good job.

Give me five.

I taught you about investment. I'm dead.

Hey, stepson. Yo. Get in here.

Nice and hard.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, you're a rebel. Get back, Rebel 2000.

That's it.

That's

it.

Oh, yes, that's it.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

All right.

All right, I got to get what I paid for. I got to get what I paid for. I

understand. Go ahead.

I'm finally going to use what I paid for.

There wasn't everything, but a good amount of money.

Oh, that's it.

It's like the G .I. Joe dolls I got you as kids.

Oh, my

God.

What did you say? Why don't we put both of those in one, Dad?

Oh, yeah.

Good idea.

Might as well. You already ruined it anyway.

Airtight mode activated.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Get up in there.

Get up in

there. Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Rebel 3000,

get on with that.

Get on your back.

I don't want this to overeat.

Son, why don't you get over the top?

You thought I could flip it, but here you are.

Oh, my God.

This was a great idea.

This was a great idea.

I guess I should have done this earlier.

It's so good.

I should put her in the garage. It took us 20 minutes to find her.

Come on, it's that doggy sound.

Mmm. Fuck. Ooh.

Ah, nice. Oh, that's meant for at least three people.

Oh, shit.

Mmm. That's my stepson. That's a few thousand.

Mmm. Oh.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

God, yes.

could take two dicks in one hole, though. They could set it in the manual,

the bucket... They're both very accommodating.

Get up. Get up. Get up.

there a couple times and she got all weird all right

Thank you.

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

That's horrible.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's my boy, Tommy.

investment.