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Yeah, so I was saying, could you just
grab my equipment? Okay, hold on, I've
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to shoot this part.
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Are you tired of doing your own chores?
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Are you tired of having to button your
own cuffs?
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to mop your own floors, to take out your
own garbage, to clean up the toilet
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after yourself.
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Well, I tell you, my friend, I'm tired
of chores.
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And that's what I've decided to do is to
eliminate the necessity of doing stuff
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yourself. What I'm going to tell you
about is something that you absolutely
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positively cannot do without.
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So I'm telling you, what you need is
technology.
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Now, at our age, you don't need
technology.
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But you do need it. When you see it,
you'll need it. The Rebel 3000.
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Not happy with Rebel 1000, Rebel 2000.
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We got inside the Rebel 3000 and we made
it work from the inside out.
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Here it is. The Rebel 3000.
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Meet the Rebel 3000.
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Your own personal assistant so that you
don't have to lift a finger.
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R10 loses again in the speaking mode.
This is my shit.
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Hey,
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Grandpa.
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I tried.
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I can't
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even
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hear what's going on.
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I
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would
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like for one week.
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Our team needs fucking help for doing
that.
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Well, you know, there's more in my
appetite than fucking sports.
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Oh, what is there to like, then,
Grandpa?
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Well... Can I shake another leg now?
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There you go.
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Except for dinner.
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That happens. Okay?
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Okay. Longer now.
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Can you not smoke in the house? Let me
get a head down, Paul.
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No. Stop.
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We've talked about this many times.
Please don't smoke in front of my
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Don't be such a prick. This is where mom
left you. Okay, I won't even like it.
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I keep complaining about stuff. I can't
even think of like... I can't really
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spell that shit here.
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Because I make sacrifices around the
house for you. That's why.
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And you... Cold.
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So cold. Need to learn how... Good
football game. There we go.
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There's plenty of good football games.
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We're going to see how some good pieces
work.
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Absolutely.
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One of my retirement magazines.
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Yeah. Bingo Grandpa Retirement Magazine.
The Rebel 3000.
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It's supposed to be some kind of
sophisticated.
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They said discreet packaging.
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They said discreet packaging.
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Oh, I hope it's not broken now.
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Fuck.
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Stepson, move out of the way. Listen to
me for once.
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Watch your mouth.
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Put you in check.
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What is it?
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I don't know, Dad.
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Good Lord, you got one of them Chinese
mail -order brides. Not again.
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Hi, I'm Rebel 3000, your new personal
assistant.
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Damn!
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Can you stop touching my thing?
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I'm trying to have some fun here. Yes,
but I don't have a lot of money as it
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Your stepmom took all the alimony so the
least I could spend my money on to
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hopefully have us have a good household.
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Cool? Yeah, it looks like money well
spent to me.
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Fuck, that's got nipples.
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You're a fucking party pooper, Dad. Look
at this thing. Are you not ready to
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start again? Oh,
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there's two, Grandpa. Look at that.
Damn. Oh,
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wow. Look at her.
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Stop. Stop. Stop.
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Stop. Stop.
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Mom did. She was very expensive.
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Yeah. She was very expensive.
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So was your wife.
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Hey, that's my mom you're talking about.
Hey, hey, hey, stop.
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Trust me. I'm not lying. She was
expensive.
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I have an app to prove it. Okay? Turn on
that thing or what?
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You do everything.
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You can clean the house or clean the
toilet.
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I used to. I mean.
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All right.
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Stop.
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Ripple 3000.
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On.
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Click.
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Okay. Oh, that's on. I see.
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Yeah, the light's on.
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Calibrate.
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Mouth.
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Small. Oh, it's very small.
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It's alive.
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Button to synchronize arms.
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Okay. Arms up.
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Okay.
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And arms side.
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Come on. I got to make sure.
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Okay. I'm going to pretend I didn't hear
that. But I'm going to have to make
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sure it all worked.
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Okay? What's wrong with you?
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fucking... I smell like shit in here.
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Hey, let's get her to make some food in
the kitchen.
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I mean, there's plenty of time to do the
other stuff. I'd like to have some
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energy to fuck. I mean, she can either
run down the hill and fuck them all.
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Let's see.
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Okay. And so... Lift glasses to begin
speaking protocol.
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Okay.
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There we go.
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Hi, I'm Rebel 3000.
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Your new personal assistant.
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Please tell me your names and titles you
wish to be called.
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I'm BJ. I'm the dad of the family.
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Nice to meet you. You're going to be my
wife.
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I'm husband.
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I love you, husband.
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There we go. Finally.
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Walk. Steps.
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Did you help me get out of the box?
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I'm Grandpa.
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Hi, Grandpa.
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What do you want me to do?
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Make me a fucking sandwich.
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Okay, Grandpa. My grandpa said a fucking
sandwich would be nice. Really? Extra
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cheese.
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I mean, that's what we always said to
Mom.
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This is much better.
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Apparently the panties are sold
separately.
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All right. You're better without.
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Stop. Family meeting right now.
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Living room.
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She has a lot more fun holes than you
start flipping anyway.
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Can you eat it all yourself?
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I bought her.
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It's my investment.
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I need this right now.
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So please, I'm asking you both very
nicely.
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She doesn't even look like her wife left
you for a postal inspector.
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It doesn't matter.
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You should always share with your son.
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It's mine.
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No. Postal inspector.
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No.
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It's mine.
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Thank you. I will not fuck her pussy. If
Grandpa won't do it, I guess I won't do
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it. Yeah, there you go. So we're not
going to fuck her pussy. Okay,
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we're not going to fuck it. Thank you.
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Good. Happy we're clear on that.
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Dad said that pussy's his, but man, that
ass is gonna be all mine.
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God,
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it looks so realistic.
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I wonder if it tastes real.
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I just feel so realistic.
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quietly.
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I've got some fagging lunch at home.
Yeah?
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Come on, come on. Come on.
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You like fat cum, Loves?
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Yes, I like fat cum, Loves. Yeah, that
was so good, Rebel T. Thompson.
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All right, now let's get it cleaned up
before my dad fucking chews my ass for
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fucking his robot.
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Okay, get the dress up, Turner.
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You shouldn't know.
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Better put these away.
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I will see you again soon.
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She looks so real.
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Wow.
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That's amazing.
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I wonder if her mouth works.
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Rebel.
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Rebel, get on your knees and open your
mouth.
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Web job configuration on.
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Just take your tongue out all the way.
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Stop.
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Open your mouth.
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Put the balls in your mouth.
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Suck them in there.
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the boss. Open your mouth.
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Getting bigger in your mouth?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You're about to be a learning robot.
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You got it, kid.
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Yeah.
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Forcemanship.
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So, you know, I mean, you're really
upset. So now, no hold for either of
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you. Well, it's okay.
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I mean, there's a mouth, right? No, no
hold. It's mine. I bought it. It's my
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thing. I mean,
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her feet aren't a hold. Oh, my gosh.
Okay. No touching my robot, period.
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Okay?
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Reminder. Rebel 3000 is designed to be
used by multiple people at once.
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Rebel 3000 can be used by son, grandpa,
and husband.
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Rebel 3000 has multiple holes.
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Thank you.
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It was a lot of money.
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We'll take extra good care of her.
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And... Rebel 3000.
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Origin mode.
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Check. There we go.
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So you knew she had an origin mode the
whole time?
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Shh! I can walk!
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I can climb.
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Where did Grandpa go?
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I can climb.
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I can... I can do just about anything at
this point.
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I haven't seen you do this in years,
Grandpa.
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Oh, good job.
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Flap mode
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activated.
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Oh yeah.
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That's it.
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Good job, Grandpa.
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Good job.
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Give me five.
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I taught you about investment. I'm dead.
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Hey, stepson. Yo. Get in here.
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Nice and hard.
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Oh, goodness.
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Oh, you're a rebel. Get back, Rebel
2000.
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That's it.
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That's
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it.
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Oh, yes, that's it.
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That's it.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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All right.
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All right, I got to get what I paid for.
I got to get what I paid for. I
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understand. Go ahead.
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I'm finally going to use what I paid
for.
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There wasn't everything, but a good
amount of money.
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Oh, that's it.
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It's like the G .I. Joe dolls I got you
as kids.
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Oh, my
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God.
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What did you say? Why don't we put both
of those in one, Dad?
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Oh, yeah.
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Good idea.
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Might as well. You already ruined it
anyway.
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Airtight mode activated.
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Oh, God.
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Yeah.
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Get up in there.
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Get up in
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there. Oh, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Rebel 3000,
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get on with that.
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Get on your back.
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I don't want this to overeat.
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Son, why don't you get over the top?
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You thought I could flip it, but here
you are.
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Oh, my God.
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This was a great idea.
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This was a great idea.
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I guess I should have done this earlier.
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It's so good.
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I should put her in the garage. It took
us 20 minutes to find her.
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Come on, it's that doggy sound.
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Mmm. Fuck. Ooh.
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Ah, nice. Oh, that's meant for at least
three people.
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Oh, shit.
265
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Mmm. That's my stepson. That's a few
thousand.
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Mmm. Oh.
267
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:30,240
Oh,
268
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yes.
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Oh, my God.
270
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Oh,
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God, yes.
272
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could take two dicks in one hole,
though. They could set it in the manual,
273
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the bucket... They're both very
accommodating.
274
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Get up. Get up. Get up.
275
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there a couple times and she got all
weird all right
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Thank you.
277
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I don't know.
278
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Oh, my God.
279
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Oh, my God.
280
00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:44,860
Yeah.
281
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That's horrible.
282
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Oh,
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my God.
284
00:44:51,140 --> 00:44:52,300
Oh, my God.
285
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Oh, my God.
286
00:45:28,890 --> 00:45:30,490
That's my boy, Tommy.
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investment.
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