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Mark Deo you're in a whole lot of
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trouble you know that Mr Deo hey I I
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couldn't help it I didn't have any
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choice I I was doing it for
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everybody for this whole planet mhm sure
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oh you got to believe me I I mean the
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way these things have L of everybody's
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life we know all about that Mr Deo we
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just haven't seen a human being working
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with them till you came along working
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with them
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working with them yes working with them
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why else would somebody do what you
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crazy I had a perfectly great life
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before they came yeah so did most people
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we just didn't realize it
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let me start at the beginning I live in
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Hollywood I write music for television
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or at least I used to game shows cop
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shows commercials my wife said I was
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wasting my time writing this kind of
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stuff I don't know there's something
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about Hollywood that gets into your
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systems not the Glamour and the
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excitement it's the people they're real
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they're open they're there for
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you the day that it happened I was doing
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some music for a new cop show transfer
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Danger it's about this detective who's
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had his driver's license theot instead
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of car chases he does it all with public
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transit it's not easy doing the music
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for a bus chase you have to go at a
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medium Tempo kind of thing oh
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SH damn
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Mark hey Stan thank God I found you I
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need some theme music now what kind of
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show is it it's called The Wedding Bell
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game huh see uh we get three couples on
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there you get all sweet a little cooky
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not too cooky and they're all after this
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wedding ring ring the thing is that we
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marry them off right there on the show
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while the girl is still like dripping
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with the mud
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mud yes mud what you think I'm giving
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this stuff away the girl has to go
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through a pool of mud uh to get to the
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ring you know tiny tiny swing bikini and
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and you know the the guys are like uh uh
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yelling out Clues from the sidelines and
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the girls are are clawing through the
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you wouldn't believe this is Vick's B
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backck doing in a Mist a first pressing
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guys this is this is incredibly valuable
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all right wow
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more than CDs yes but it's like so
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big well so what do you think of the
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show Stan it sounds inspired I'll uh get
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to it next week uh uh next week I I was
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kind of hoping you know maybe this
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weekend you and I could no it's got to
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be next week I I got the shot at doing
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this movie finally the science fiction
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picture that Joe flet Mouse is directing
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oh that that is terrific yeah FL him M
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he he did the one uh where the the alien
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come in the UPS
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packages I swow that on cable you know I
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hear he's kind of an [ __ ] but but I
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am thrilled for you thrilled oh God I
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got to get out of here oh you'll get it
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that is so great that is
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so is that one of Sarah's yeah yeah she
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still does a little painting when she
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can find the time you know this painting
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speaks to me because uh I have eaten
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things that look like that
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and now the Cabrio indd Minor by Carl
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dorf uh Jerry here's what I've come up
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with for the car chase music uh give me
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an arrangement of this with lots of
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brass and use the tempany like we do in
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opening just being by myself driving
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it's kind of I don't know
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inspired I was a little nervous going
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for my meeting with Joe flet Mouse if I
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got a job writing a score for a real
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movie it would be a big break for me
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flet mouse was only 22 but it was the
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hottest director in town he started out
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with a horror movie about a family whose
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cars re asked by the devil then he went
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for family appeal with a picture about
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an enchanted dwarf in the future who
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teaches a drug dealing street gang how
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to care it was a
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smash I was up to this meeting and I
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wasn't ready for anything to interfere
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this is where the music is really
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crucial uh sweetheart can we have the
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suit over here see the beings are coming
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out beings yeah in in the film we always
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refer to them as beings cuz I find
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aliens to be very distancing here he is
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here's my little fella who's your daddy
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careful it's very expensive yeah
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hello yeah he's uh he cute yeah I know I
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designed him myself now the music has to
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be this beautiful greeting um it's the
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universal handshake between the worlds
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you know kind of a ceremonial thing yeah
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I have tell you what I told the actors
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the ones who were there when the beings
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got off it's like here come these guys
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and they're like
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Buddha Christ khil Jabron all rolled
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but what do they really
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want just to be scratched behind their
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fuzzy little
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ears music for people to crawl through
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mud bot how much longer you going to
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write this
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stuff hasn't been that long like it
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hasn't personally I like it better when
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you were playing with these guys thought
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you said they were junkies well they
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weren't junkies but at least they didn't
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mud yeah we couldn't even afford a place
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in town living out there in the cabin
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cramped we like being cramped remember
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yeah crampon starving those were the
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days do I have any clean socks what are
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you packing for to go out to the cabin
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to work on this science fiction thing
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why don't you ride it here honey you
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know that that's my place out there
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that's where I you know I get inspired
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I have to you know be alone concentrate
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these game show themes just don't come
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off trees and you have to go to
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work bring all those nuts for Jane
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oh what are you doing well I think I
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should help you clear your mind you
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could concate
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hello you're on the air with Dr Jane Dr
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Jane this is Paula in reca yes Paula
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what can we help you with this evening
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Dr Jane I think the man at the shoe
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store that I go to I think he hates me I
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think he wants to harm me physically
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Paula when did you first start to have
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this feeling when he said I hate you and
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I'm going to harm you physically I'm
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going to put you on with Dr Jan after
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the next
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commercial yes I am well I said I would
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and I'm going to you can trust me well
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why don't we take some deep breaths so
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I'll do the med
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okay empa oh well I'm sorry but we take
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some uh shallow
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breaths you know Paula the boys markets
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have everything you need to make Arbor
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Day extra special this year Arbor
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Day yes Paula you know a meatloaf in the
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shape of a tree is surprisingly festive
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okay nut what's your problem Sarah Sarah
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that that Mouse picture I come up with a
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theme for you I want you to hear you're
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going to love this this the most talk
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now listen to
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this listen to what H I got a show are
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you Dr Jane I've got to talk to her um
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no I'm not that's Dr Jane that is her is
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it yes that's her and she is very very
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busy okay and then when the aliens come
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out of their spaceship there's this part
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why don't you tell me how you got in
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here and what happened into our guard oh
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I I I I think I missed did get my
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mustache I missed just let me put this
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call on hold and I'll be right with you
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okay okay now this is where the organ
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comes in listen to this it's this big
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organ that just sweeps you away yes now
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tell me more about this
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organ what's your problem
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well I'm planning to mass murder a whole
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bunch of people why is
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that well that way my neighbors will be
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interviewed on TV and and you know what
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neighbors always say I can't believe it
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he's such a nice guy he's the last guy I
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think that ever do anything like
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that my neighbors have never said
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me Sarah you have ask your visitor to
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leave there's
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music
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um I am going to give you a private
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consultation with Dr Jane and I'm going
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to set one up for you in just like a
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year and a half as soon as you sit down
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okay what do you think huh
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Sarah are you there Sarah
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it's just
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classic finally write something decent
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there's nobody there to
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listen let's look at why the neighbors
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don't say anything nice about
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you do you mow your
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lawn oh I'm I mow all the
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time but I I don't Edge
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a now we're getting
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somewhere Mr kouser you know mowing
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without edging if you ask me I think
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that looks even worse than not mowing at
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all really do you have an
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edger well I
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have
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we weed
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whacker you have a weed whacker
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but you do not use your I I like to call
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it that I just no I don't like to
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do you have trouble with the well yeah I
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do yeah is it the Wacker no it's well
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it's no well it's both you know we we it
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doesn't but it's kind whole thing yeah
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but it's nicer when you say it you know
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it's nicer when you but I so until
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tomorrow night this is Dr Jane saying be
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centered be yourself and above all have
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the courage to share those
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feelings good
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[Music]
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night I love of this place get up get up
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it's 5:30 in the morning what is with
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you and the Sleep
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deal are you finished who are you you
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call yourself a host some guy comes 46
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million miles to see you you're drunk on
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your ass there's hardly any vodka left
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what are you Mr Congeniality get out of
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here before I call the cops like you're
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a modal citizen all right come on knock
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it off all right show me what you got
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here got put a flight of Mouse picture
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it's your last shot pal you blow this
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one you spend the rest of your life
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ripping off Chase music from what you
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hear on the radio is that the lowest I
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borrowed one little phrase from Von D's
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door all right borrowed how you going to
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give it back to him he's
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dead how do you know about all this
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stuff I'm a martian we know
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everything
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oh oh it's a joke right huh somebody put
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you up to this didn't he Stan Garrett uh
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okay I'm laughing all right the joke's
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on me ha what are you some kind of
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Martian telegram or something huh you
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want a tip here now come on take this
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and get the hell out of here you're
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cheap you tip cheap I'm all over you pal
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like a bad shirt like that shirt I'm
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really not in the mood for
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this let's not kick a dead horse okay
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huh the joke's over I want you out of
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here come on all right time to go come
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on come on up and out let's go come on
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thanks a lot
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blood congratulations Mark you just
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passed that little test a what passed
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out test a lot of other people might
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have resorted to some senseless
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violence hello they might have reached
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in this drawer
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and pulled out this
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gun but not you you see we people on
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Mars have a lot to share with you guys
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but we just can't trust it to anybody
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see what I'm saying
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you really are from Mars aren't
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you Mark I know it's is difficult for
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you to accept you just got up you're
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drunk you're in very bad clothing but
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hey that's not important now Mark your
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civilization is very powerful so
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powerful it's a danger to itself poverty
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pollution starvation nuclear Wars these
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things aren unheard of on Mars we want
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to help you build such a civilization
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right here on Earth really hell no I was
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bullshitting Mars is a Duff and you
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bought it I can't believe how stupid you
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are all right that does it I want you
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out of here right
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[Music]
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now Mark I'm sorry guns don't work on us
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give me that and uh please put this down
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before you really hurt
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someone okay Mr Man From Mars Give Me
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Your Best Shot hop
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out o that has got to
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hurt oh Mark I'm having a wonderful time
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but you should go home now because the
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burglar is just about to break into your
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place and steal everything I don't
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believe you you didn't believe I was
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from Mars either Mr skeptical Mr no more
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very valuable record collection Mr
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forgets the floss Mr cheats at Solitaire
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Mr if the guy really was a Martian and
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if he was telling the truth I had to get
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home
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[Music]
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I didn't know it then but that was the
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day the Martians first
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appeared everywhere
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[Music]
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[Music]
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youe
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[Music]
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and this green dude shows up in my van
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look this is too much heaviness for one
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day look I don't want to hear anything
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more about Little Green Men from Mars
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you got that police and CHP out there I
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was hoping against hope that it was all
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some kind of crazy dream but then I
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heard the reports in the radio early
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esus indicate there may be as many as 1
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billion Space Invaders 1 billion 1
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billion huh that is a alive get out of
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my
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car
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down oh man that was a new paint job you
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wrecked my
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car you told me I had to get back and
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then you wrecked my
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car you know I may not be that close
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friend you've been looking
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for you
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[Music]
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[Music]
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yelling and he is spitting spitting and
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[Music]
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yelling
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yo hey Ace forget this this junk the
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good stuff's in there who are you I'm
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cool that's all you need to know so what
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do you say let's hit the
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[Music]
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cabinet hey hold
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it get away from that car
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old records a cont my friend rare old
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records 500 bucks a shot easy all right
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cool
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thanks wait a
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minute are you from space Oh I'm from
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MOS so for me this this is space
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wa this is
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[Music]
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space first thing we do is we fence the
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stereo you know anybody for that on this
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planet yeah I got a guy I use them all
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the
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time there's cops
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here I thought you said it was cool
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Jesus you're right hey we better blow
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pal follow
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me [ __ ] [ __ ] you're stealing my records
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stay cool was right hey nobody needs to
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get hurt stay cool you're going to get
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hurt you little someone claiming to be a
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man from Mars and now live from
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MacArthur Park hi folks it's great to be
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here on the planet Earth you know planet
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Earth wasn't our first choice but you
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ever tried to book a room on Pluto I
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just saw one those guys he was in here
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you know we wanted to get here in time
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to see the dinosaurs but the traffic was
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murder they're everywhere an audience or
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a hologram a guy travels a couple of
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million miles you try to tell people a
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few jokes you look at him like he's from
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Mars hey damn thing will you gxy to ride
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home after the show yeah yeah what is it
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kid but the vi and said there was guess
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I Need a Doctor there's life there it's
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not as good as life on the planet Earth
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but I can't work here I don't have a
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green
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card hey you got band and stuff I can
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fix
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that no yeah really my brother showed me
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how he's in jail oh yeah yeah okay
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partner I the
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bathro they just talk till they run out
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of
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breath take a breath have an egg roll
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shut up pal but you know folks and for
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that couple on the go we of his and hers
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Helix motor scooters from Honda the
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finest in small shiny vehicles for both
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sexes this plus fabulous skis tennis
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rackets and a whole lot more all this
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can be yours if you win Mrs
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[Music]
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Henderson watching TV can't hurt that
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bad this is my show I mean I wrote the
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music for this show
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G what's my price I always thought that
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was byon dter door
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no to eliminate the ch of coaching we
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have placed Mrs Henderson into a
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soundproof boo if it's soundproof why
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are you Whispering I would believe the
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guy andless sound BR Bo this is the
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fattest lady we've ever had on the show
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She's a pig she's got her own ZIP code
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she's her own voting district she's
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blocking the driveway when she goes to
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Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks
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everyone's fingers that's the guy who
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woke me up this
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morning act weird man what the is going
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on here you know out of here we from
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space pizza nachos leche dairy products
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free food for let's say some fat lady
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who can hear me she'd be out like this
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you don't get that fat by giving up free
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food go away you're ruining the game
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millions of people look forward to this
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Millions why' you settle for Millions
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why don't you send this thing through
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the roof why don't you give the people
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what they really want I know what I
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really want I don't want the appliances
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I don't want the Skyway Luggage you know
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what I want you know what I want I want
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the
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I want the freak give me the freak give
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we can destroy our whole way of life you
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mean they're like Invaders I got the
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Invaders can be dealt with
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Donnie got these guys are
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tourists I knew I had to get rid of them
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how come martians knew everybody's
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Secrets if you Tred to lie or just make
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an excuse or cheat a little bit on your
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taxes
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it
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tell it's like being invaded by people
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in your fourth grade ethics
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textbook somebody had a
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stuff why not me you had a plan no not
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[Music]
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yet but I knew I had to do it people
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like Sarah's
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boss Dr Jane they're they're always
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talking about everyone being open and
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honest all the time
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now they're about to find out what it'
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really be
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like she
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fell good afternoon this is voice BR
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security please St your name and the
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computer will check your entry
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authorization this is Mel vson I I have
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an appointment with Dr Jane you are Mel
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hick newon and you are very late for
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your appointment with Dr Jane
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[Music]
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we interrupt our program to bring you
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this News Bulletin Panic is spreading in
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Los Angeles because of bizarre rumors of
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an outer space
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Invasion Invasion give me that
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microphone that's one of them that's
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what they sound like then I really did
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see it wait a minute how do we know
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we're all hearing it right now it's not
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an invasion it's a convention half the
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guys wanted to go to Vegas the other
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half wanted Hawaii so we said what the H
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let's book the whole planet Mr Kon
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you're late I had to cancel your
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appointment look I've got to see Dr Jane
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right away I'm going to go no I was
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there first I've been waiting for an
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hour that's just not fair just sit down
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it'll be fine I'll get him out of there
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just um sit down
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now what can we help you with today Dr
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Jane it's these green men from Mars oh
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God not another one where no no Mr
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kutson I meant not another patient
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coming in talking about men from
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Mars This is a case of mass delusion but
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he was in my hydro Spa exactly and you
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felt guilty and you fantasized a man
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00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,720
Green With
556
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:21,360
Envy hey oh my God it's one of them hey
557
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,679
big guys how's it going you
558
00:32:24,679 --> 00:32:26,840
mean huh is that what you're trying to
559
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,840
say hey you're here see Dr Jean right
560
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:33,440
right Dr Jean she's real smart huh I
561
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,399
hope she's smart I've got a lot of
562
00:32:35,399 --> 00:32:40,639
problems Mr kutson try and see the other
563
00:32:40,639 --> 00:32:45,000
person's point of view take some time to
564
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,279
scratch and sniff the Roses but the
565
00:32:49,279 --> 00:32:52,039
Martians Mr keton I'm not letting you in
566
00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:55,840
the door again go I'm sorry I'm sorry
567
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,120
Jane he barged right past me there was
568
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,039
nothing I could do all of these people
569
00:32:59,039 --> 00:33:01,919
coming in talking about men from Mars
570
00:33:01,919 --> 00:33:04,360
now you have got to start screening the
571
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,360
patients more carefully what Jame what
572
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,679
if they're right what are you here for
573
00:33:08,679 --> 00:33:09,919
well I've been in therapy for several
574
00:33:09,919 --> 00:33:11,000
years I have a problem in making
575
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,240
connections with people it's as if I
576
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,440
drive them away huh you're a n that's
577
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,320
your problem would it bother you if I
578
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:19,519
did
579
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,279
this yeah see it bothered you didn't it
580
00:33:22,279 --> 00:33:23,559
it bothered you you're probably
581
00:33:23,559 --> 00:33:25,240
psychotic huh he's
582
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:29,880
psychotic look at this Bo you do
583
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,639
BL yeah don't you worry you're going to
584
00:33:32,639 --> 00:33:35,080
feel much better after our little talk
585
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,159
thank
586
00:33:37,159 --> 00:33:42,279
you yes who's next I
587
00:33:43,039 --> 00:33:45,760
am what in this
588
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:49,159
world I came to talk to you Dr Jane you
589
00:33:49,159 --> 00:33:51,600
like talking to people don't you she him
590
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,320
too Dr Jane that is a martian isn't it
591
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,000
Dr Jane if that's not real I need much
592
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,799
more Medicare
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00:33:58,799 --> 00:33:59,960
shut
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00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:04,240
up thank you I'm
595
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,679
sorry like so many people talking at
596
00:34:06,679 --> 00:34:11,839
once I get so you know freaked out it's
597
00:34:11,839 --> 00:34:13,359
been going like this ever since I got
598
00:34:13,359 --> 00:34:17,079
here got here yes where are you from
599
00:34:17,079 --> 00:34:20,119
Mars you think that's significant like
600
00:34:20,119 --> 00:34:21,919
maybe my life is being marred or
601
00:34:21,919 --> 00:34:25,119
something ah yes I hear you saying you
602
00:34:25,119 --> 00:34:27,720
feel alienated and that's what you're
603
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:31,399
you're experiencing now yes but then
604
00:34:31,399 --> 00:34:34,119
lately I've been worried about you Dr
605
00:34:34,119 --> 00:34:38,399
Jane about me mhm it's just you help so
606
00:34:38,399 --> 00:34:41,200
many people and people have so much
607
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,359
confidence in you and I keep worrying
608
00:34:43,359 --> 00:34:46,520
that people might find
609
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,079
out
610
00:34:48,079 --> 00:34:52,399
things things yes would you step into my
611
00:34:52,399 --> 00:34:54,879
office please no I think this is
612
00:34:54,879 --> 00:34:56,119
something I'd like to share with the
613
00:34:56,119 --> 00:34:59,000
group that's okay of
614
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,720
course I mean what about the time you
615
00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,400
got caught plagiarizing your doctoral
616
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:07,119
thesis and all your diplomas thanes the
617
00:35:07,119 --> 00:35:09,560
5 years you spent as Madam Zenovia bom
618
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,040
reader and Mystic advisor seems like you
619
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,520
never really want to share your past but
620
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,359
yet you talk about being open well I'm
621
00:35:17,359 --> 00:35:20,000
afraid people might think you're a quack
622
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,119
a fake a
623
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:29,960
Noony all right let's cut the crap you
624
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,000
piece of crud I'm going to tear you into
625
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,320
so many crudy little green pieces
626
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,040
they're going have to pick you up with
627
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,240
PL I'm going to tear
628
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:45,040
you and now I'm going to smash you this
629
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,079
has been very helpful to you even if all
630
00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:48,839
these people sue you for malpractice
631
00:35:48,839 --> 00:35:50,599
malpractice
632
00:35:50,599 --> 00:35:54,160
hell this is important stop twiching you
633
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,240
son of a
634
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:59,720
[ __ ] you you helped her I hope you're
635
00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,359
proud of yourself I didn't know you
636
00:36:02,359 --> 00:36:04,599
suspected you suspected she used to be a
637
00:36:04,599 --> 00:36:06,520
gypsy fortune tell her didn't you a
638
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,040
little bit remember when she used to
639
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,160
look at this thing right before she
640
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,440
called her stock broker huh a little tip
641
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,680
off here when you think if you would
642
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:14,839
have listened to your suspicions you
643
00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:16,680
could have been with Mark right now at
644
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,520
his apartment with a burglar where he
645
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,200
got shot Mark a burglar shot yes a
646
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,680
dangerous psychotic burglar I'm busy
647
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,119
here I'll get over there as soon as I
648
00:36:26,119 --> 00:36:29,680
can oh my God thank you oh my
649
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:33,240
God man done it's going to be fine you
650
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,520
might want to break into a drugstore
651
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,040
steal some coating just don't put any
652
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,119
stress on it I wouldn't try and Jimmy
653
00:36:39,119 --> 00:36:40,920
any Windows next couple of weeks I need
654
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,599
a drink sure I got it all right here you
655
00:36:43,599 --> 00:36:45,920
me the
656
00:36:49,599 --> 00:36:51,599
bodka I don't know man it's going to be
657
00:36:51,599 --> 00:36:52,800
pretty tough breaking in a place with
658
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,280
these Martian guys always coming
659
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,520
around oh
660
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,440
I really wasn't doing too good at it
661
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,400
anyway I kept getting caught and
662
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,359
stuff I wanted to make it big man you
663
00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:08,280
know I wanted to be hot I wanted to be a
664
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,720
gentleman burglar you know go to those
665
00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:13,359
really fancy parties wear tuxedo hobnob
666
00:37:13,359 --> 00:37:15,319
with all the beautiful glamorous women
667
00:37:15,319 --> 00:37:17,880
and go upstairs steal all their
668
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,240
jewelry like
669
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:22,720
Ruffles that's
670
00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:27,920
Raffles Ruffles is a potato chip
671
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,200
hey what do you do for work
672
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:33,800
man I write
673
00:37:34,079 --> 00:37:36,480
music for TV
674
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:40,920
shows no lie you know that Lisa
675
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,000
Bonet
676
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,400
no you know Vanna White I met her once
677
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,079
but we didn't have anything to say to
678
00:37:50,079 --> 00:37:52,359
each other
679
00:37:52,359 --> 00:37:55,040
T he's one of
680
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:59,720
them Donnie woo oh yeah the new fall
681
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:02,160
season looks great doesn't it I wouldn't
682
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,040
want a job in TV right now mm- no way
683
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,319
couldn't pay me well maybe a talk show
684
00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:11,280
The Martian Downey Junior show no yeah
685
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,800
yeah people are always going to watch
686
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,440
TV
687
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:20,760
anyway I'm not worried I've got stocks
688
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,720
bonds see that you can't push this guy
689
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:27,800
around you're okay Mark you're great I
690
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,960
really admire it when you people invest
691
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,040
you're okay big guy you're set for the
692
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,839
future whatever it may bring put on
693
00:38:34,839 --> 00:38:36,760
channel three for the guy okay we better
694
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,280
keep an eye on your Holdings on Wall
695
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,400
Street a tumultuous
696
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,920
day I thought we had some film of
697
00:38:47,319 --> 00:38:50,839
that that is not the film it seems we're
698
00:38:50,839 --> 00:38:52,720
having some problems in our control room
699
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:55,160
because of the alleged
700
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,040
martians there we are like I had a
701
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,160
tumultuous day on Wall Street as the Dow
702
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,520
Jones average of 30 industrial stocks
703
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,760
plunged more than 1,500 points in the
704
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,280
wake of an apparent Invasion From Outer
705
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:11,440
Space it seems the alleged martians
706
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,400
stood in the backs of elevators and
707
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,640
started disastrous rumors many of them
708
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,680
true it was the worst day in the
709
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,000
Market's
710
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,520
history elsewhere around the world today
711
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:25,720
City's ground to a halt as hysterical
712
00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:28,200
Citizen and now at the real news behind
713
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,480
the TV2 News
714
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,560
Department executive producer Eric
715
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,760
Johansson and this anchor woman Karen
716
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,960
Dean to is now in his third action pack
717
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,760
week shows no signs of slow I know that
718
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,640
guy he's from Mars really I got action
719
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,839
footage from room at thean
720
00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:46,960
mot he looks good doesn't he a farm
721
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,640
setting such as the one you see here
722
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,480
would be an excellent place for Eric and
723
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,359
Karen's next outing especially in light
724
00:39:52,359 --> 00:39:53,960
of Karen's growing number of fantasies
725
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:58,200
concerning Barnyard animals SU
726
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,880
away let's see what kind of music would
727
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:05,319
you write to go with this maybe
728
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,860
[Music]
729
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,400
like woman next door she's getting out
730
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,760
of the
731
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,480
shower she's
732
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,560
naked I've got to talk to her it's
733
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,560
important
734
00:40:31,599 --> 00:40:33,160
I got to go too
735
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,800
Mark thanks for the
736
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,880
drink hey you going to be using that cop
737
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,920
car
738
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,839
anymore if you're not could I like
739
00:40:42,839 --> 00:40:45,200
borrow
740
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:52,800
it thanks man
741
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,200
unreal hey Mark you know those guys he
742
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:56,520
was talking about on TV that Eric guy
743
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,480
and that chick wants to do in the
744
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,720
barn do you know
745
00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:09,880
then do you know anybody
746
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,680
famous well I'm just going to take
747
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:17,240
off take it easy
748
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:22,720
man I was broke I was shot and my car
749
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:25,160
was a wreck I didn't realize it at the
750
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,000
time but things were about to get a lot
751
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,240
worse
752
00:41:36,319 --> 00:41:37,920
Mr
753
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:42,160
smart how about a hand
754
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,640
yeah my my boyfriend lives in there and
755
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:57,960
and there's been a robbery he's been
756
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,599
shot the burglar is a psycho ma'am ma'am
757
00:42:00,599 --> 00:42:02,119
it's okay calm down relax I just checked
758
00:42:02,119 --> 00:42:03,800
it out everything's fine who told you
759
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,000
that a martian well yes don't ever
760
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,920
listen to those guys that burglar wasn't
761
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,200
a psycho he's a hero yeah that little
762
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,920
guy saved his boyfriend's life oh god oh
763
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,160
thank you
764
00:42:20,790 --> 00:42:27,519
[Music]
765
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,680
mix
766
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:34,280
couple this is the weding
767
00:42:34,330 --> 00:42:37,699
[Music]
768
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,559
game Mark are you
769
00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:43,040
right oh
770
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,280
honey you have been shot oh my god did
771
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,720
the burglar do that to you oh a cop shot
772
00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:50,920
me the burglar he fixed me up but it's a
773
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,920
it's okay now oh God Mark you could have
774
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,960
been killed I could have lost you oh
775
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,760
honey nearly died seven times since this
776
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,720
morning ever since those pain in the ass
777
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:04,160
martians showed up
778
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,680
here I guess they're really bad huh bad
779
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,760
have you met any of them yet yeah yeah
780
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,319
they're kind of obnoxious but I I kind
781
00:43:11,319 --> 00:43:13,079
of like the way that they handle Jane
782
00:43:13,079 --> 00:43:16,880
yeah well they're bad all
783
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,359
right oh I don't know what's going to
784
00:43:19,359 --> 00:43:22,200
happen they wiped out our life
785
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,480
savings I guess I have to deal with that
786
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,240
now I'm just trying to write a little of
787
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,440
this theme music for St
788
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,240
Garrett Mark you're hurt you shouldn't
789
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:34,079
be working yeah but if if I don't work
790
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:36,599
I'm going to be hurt and starving it's
791
00:43:36,599 --> 00:43:38,359
just a few bars I just have to figure
792
00:43:38,359 --> 00:43:42,720
this out the weding
793
00:43:45,070 --> 00:43:52,579
[Music]
794
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,170
[Music]
795
00:44:03,830 --> 00:44:05,000
[Music]
796
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,200
St gives you the
797
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,559
right can't stand for anybody to have
798
00:44:10,559 --> 00:44:13,400
any fun can we reminds us of our own
799
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,559
lackluster existence doesn't it oh you
800
00:44:16,559 --> 00:44:17,440
know I think it's a little bit
801
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,960
professional jealousy you can't deal
802
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,079
with it if someone else has a hit record
803
00:44:21,079 --> 00:44:22,400
just get out of
804
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,160
here you need some some quiet to
805
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,640
concentrate on on the work that he's
806
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:30,520
trying to do okay I I didn't realize
807
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,079
you're right think I you're right you
808
00:44:33,079 --> 00:44:34,520
people are
809
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:38,280
artists I mean if you look around you'd
810
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:44,559
see oh God that sucks gross what is that
811
00:44:44,559 --> 00:44:47,400
I painted that
812
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,640
yeah this is
813
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:53,119
gross oh it's kind of postmodern food I
814
00:44:53,119 --> 00:44:55,880
think where are the Dynamics where are
815
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,920
the colors you don't like green
816
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:04,079
What Love Queen We Are Queen yes not
817
00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:05,280
that
818
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,599
Queen the Martian stayed at our place
819
00:45:07,599 --> 00:45:11,319
for hours playing records giving Sarah a
820
00:45:11,319 --> 00:45:15,520
hard time about her artwork eating clam
821
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,920
dip but I managed to finish the theme
822
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:19,000
music
823
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,079
anyway I wasn't going to let any
824
00:45:21,079 --> 00:45:25,119
martians wreck my life next morning I
825
00:45:25,119 --> 00:45:25,960
got
826
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,559
up put on some clean clothes and a fresh
827
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:33,880
bandage and I went to see Stan Garrett
828
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:39,729
[Music]
829
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,920
Stan
830
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:46,240
Stan Stan are you okay
831
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:48,599
yeah what happened
832
00:45:48,599 --> 00:45:51,720
here they looted the set that's what
833
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:55,000
happened here the Martians put them up
834
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:55,760
to
835
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,920
it they they took they took the am Mana
836
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:01,000
touch ftic radar ranges they took the
837
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,319
Skyway Luggage they
838
00:46:03,319 --> 00:46:05,839
took
839
00:46:05,839 --> 00:46:08,079
everything F first they looted the set
840
00:46:08,079 --> 00:46:10,599
of live for the money and then they went
841
00:46:10,599 --> 00:46:12,839
over and looted the set of
842
00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:17,280
the the Bolivia show eat my lunch and
843
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,440
and then they looted the set of dueling
844
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,599
for dollars you know with the
845
00:46:22,599 --> 00:46:25,319
swords and then they came over here and
846
00:46:25,319 --> 00:46:27,400
looted the set
847
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,920
was my
848
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,520
price Mark who would believe that people
849
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,440
could be that
850
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,400
greedy
851
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,480
Stan that's terrible
852
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,520
yeah I have something that might make
853
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,960
you feel better huh I finished that
854
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,640
theme what theme for the wedding bell
855
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,520
game huh see I was wondering if you
856
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,359
could give me a little advanc on this
857
00:46:52,359 --> 00:46:53,559
you know I mean after you listen to it
858
00:46:53,559 --> 00:46:54,800
of course it's it's kind of like the
859
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,720
Martian hop you know
860
00:46:57,720 --> 00:46:59,040
the little thing at the
861
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,200
end mark there isn't there isn't going
862
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,839
to be any wedding Bel game there isn't
863
00:47:02,839 --> 00:47:06,480
going to be any anything we're
864
00:47:06,559 --> 00:47:08,760
ruined after a few weeks people
865
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,160
everywhere were adjusting to the
866
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,200
Martians if you could call it that the
867
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,160
places where people used to have fun and
868
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:19,480
get away with stuff were deserted
869
00:47:20,270 --> 00:47:22,950
[Applause]
870
00:47:22,950 --> 00:47:27,440
[Music]
871
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,359
about the only thing to do is have a
872
00:47:29,359 --> 00:47:32,200
drink and ignore them or try to in other
873
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,880
news the president is expected the
874
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,839
president is expected jeez I better get
875
00:47:35,839 --> 00:47:37,880
dressed to make a major address what
876
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,520
would a major want with address on a
877
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,359
worldwide TV hookup concerning the
878
00:47:41,359 --> 00:47:43,760
Martian presents presents for us you
879
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,440
shouldn't have how sweet will you shut
880
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,640
up shut up you're talking to my buddy
881
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,160
you're talking to my pal yeah we got
882
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,599
freedom that down please break break
883
00:47:53,599 --> 00:47:56,280
I'll give you a break I'm sick of
884
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,960
Martian
885
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:01,880
Prem Marian tapes pre Marian tapes buddy
886
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,760
pre Martian tapes what do you got well
887
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,599
uh let me see I got a
888
00:48:06,599 --> 00:48:11,680
Dennis Mark hey how's it going
889
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,839
uh hey can I interest you a table what
890
00:48:14,839 --> 00:48:18,319
do you got huh God I got uh Lakers games
891
00:48:18,319 --> 00:48:19,640
before the Martians were hanging on the
892
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:22,520
Hoops uh I got rock and roll without the
893
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,880
Martians playing the accordians uh all
894
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,720
news H how much are these 20 bucks a
895
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:30,720
piece
896
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:36,520
oh I'm down to my last
897
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,599
five oh what the
898
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,839
hell take two for Old Time sake oh
899
00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:48,599
thanks hey you're going to love these um
900
00:48:48,599 --> 00:48:50,160
you know the announcers are nice and
901
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,359
calm uh you can even get the news yeah
902
00:48:53,359 --> 00:48:57,520
yeah well enjoy
903
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,200
yeah I'll see you around think anybody
904
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:02,760
still wants their palms R well I don't
905
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:06,280
know ah you will meet an obnoxious green
906
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,440
stranger oh I know terrific people are
907
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,240
pretty hard up but Jane I want you to
908
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:14,359
know something I was never on to you no
909
00:49:14,359 --> 00:49:16,079
no I thought you were crazy but I
910
00:49:16,079 --> 00:49:18,920
thought you were sincere too well thank
911
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:22,799
you that means a lot to me bye-bye bye
912
00:49:22,799 --> 00:49:25,559
oh this is mine did I give this to you
913
00:49:25,559 --> 00:49:30,599
no I don't think so so well do keep in
914
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:35,160
touch good thing wet
915
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,920
left this is voice print Security State
916
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,400
your name and the computer will check
917
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:42,000
your entry authorization yes it's Dr
918
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:46,960
Jane woohoo it's me oh my God Dr Jan bu
919
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:50,559
Canan open the door please no no this is
920
00:49:50,559 --> 00:49:54,359
me open the door please I'm in a hurry
921
00:49:54,359 --> 00:49:56,280
your boyfriend does not match well of
922
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,920
course it doesn't hey quit screwing
923
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,280
around I own this building don't mess
924
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,760
with me it's a martian there is no
925
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,160
tenant named Marsha registered here you
926
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,359
cannot be admitted can you believe the
927
00:50:09,359 --> 00:50:12,799
nerve can't even get into our own godamn
928
00:50:12,799 --> 00:50:14,480
building
929
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,720
oh now look what you've done we want our
930
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:22,400
cleaning deposit now oh
931
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,360
my me
932
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:37,079
[Music]
933
00:50:37,079 --> 00:50:41,040
we should just be bums
934
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,990
huh just stay in bed all the
935
00:50:43,990 --> 00:50:46,599
[Music]
936
00:50:46,599 --> 00:50:49,559
time now you're talking don't mind us
937
00:50:49,559 --> 00:50:51,559
folks go on ahead go she's got a real
938
00:50:51,559 --> 00:50:53,280
quality don't you think I'm curious
939
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,240
about this you know what the hell is
940
00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:57,720
this
941
00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:59,119
time therapy
942
00:50:59,119 --> 00:51:02,200
therapy Mark you know I I don't think I
943
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:06,690
can want you is there no decency anymore
944
00:51:06,690 --> 00:51:15,719
[Music]
945
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:21,680
huh oh hello hello I'm Jan buan and I
946
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,839
used to be Sarah's boss I thought she
947
00:51:23,839 --> 00:51:26,680
might be here oh yes that's Wonder
948
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,319
Sarah's dear little painting food she's
949
00:51:29,319 --> 00:51:32,480
always painting food well I'm I'm locked
950
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,799
out of my place well not locked out
951
00:51:34,799 --> 00:51:37,440
exactly the goddamn martians okay if I
952
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,599
stay here tonight thank you perfect
953
00:51:40,599 --> 00:51:42,960
perfect I will flop right here on this
954
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,750
couch you won't even know I'm
955
00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:47,119
[Music]
956
00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:49,160
here
957
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,240
well Sarah
958
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:53,559
here I don't know I'm not the guy I'm
959
00:51:53,559 --> 00:51:56,359
Donnie I'm a burglar oh no I'm sorry I'm
960
00:51:56,359 --> 00:51:58,760
I'm gentleman I'm a gentleman burglar
961
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:03,880
I'm I please may I
962
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:07,880
please come on guys give me something
963
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,359
here we don't live here relax We're
964
00:52:10,359 --> 00:52:12,680
scientists this is research just one
965
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,160
favor can she put these
966
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:18,440
on get the hell out of here right now
967
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:21,400
this is Safe Sax I just need a place to
968
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,480
stay oh I see and uh see I don't have
969
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,960
any money and uh I can't get anything
970
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:28,720
going with these Martian guys always
971
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:32,040
coming around no kidding I'm a what's
972
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:35,559
their pitch anyway now if they wanted me
973
00:52:35,559 --> 00:52:38,079
to cut them in on what I've got going I
974
00:52:38,079 --> 00:52:40,640
could get that I think that what they
975
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,480
want is just for everybody to be really
976
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,359
honest and to say what they're really
977
00:52:46,359 --> 00:52:51,920
feeling God I hate people like that Mark
978
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,240
mayy put turn the
979
00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:54,920
lights the
980
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:58,440
lights yeah
981
00:52:59,079 --> 00:53:01,319
yeah can you see okay Mark can you move
982
00:53:01,319 --> 00:53:03,599
a little bit is that his leg that's just
983
00:53:03,599 --> 00:53:05,520
feet of those those are my feet stop
984
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:09,000
with the touch
985
00:53:09,079 --> 00:53:13,799
stop yeah I got a lot to talk about you
986
00:53:13,799 --> 00:53:18,480
do way better there's only one
987
00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:22,000
couch come on over
988
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:26,000
here okay
989
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:37,520
actually we've got a lot in
990
00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:39,720
common we
991
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:44,319
do two Hustlers with nobody to hustle
992
00:53:44,319 --> 00:53:47,160
yes scam going didn't you I bet it was
993
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:49,280
something
994
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,559
heavy kid I made Ivan bosi look like
995
00:53:52,559 --> 00:53:56,000
Mother Teresa
996
00:53:57,240 --> 00:54:00,580
oh you were doing those sex change
997
00:54:00,580 --> 00:54:02,640
[Music]
998
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:06,079
operations well we don't have to talk
999
00:54:06,079 --> 00:54:07,079
look you know I think I know what the
1000
00:54:07,079 --> 00:54:08,520
problem is once you make believe we're
1001
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,200
not here you won't notice this at all
1002
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:14,160
because we need intimacy and in order to
1003
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:17,359
have intimacy we need privacy maybe some
1004
00:54:17,359 --> 00:54:19,240
of them do it by explaining it maybe
1005
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,480
they're doing it right now maybe the
1006
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,119
older ones don't even do it anymore
1007
00:54:22,119 --> 00:54:29,000
older ones older ones come on stop the
1008
00:54:33,359 --> 00:54:37,200
sh I don't know what to do
1009
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:42,400
next don't worry I'll show
1010
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:56,680
you no I mean you know for a living
1011
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:06,319
do you want you want to watch lady watch
1012
00:55:06,319 --> 00:55:10,599
oh you sick little frustrated frogs here
1013
00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:12,359
watch
1014
00:55:12,359 --> 00:55:17,119
thato you're a bad sport oh
1015
00:55:17,119 --> 00:55:21,880
really wait a minute hold it hold it you
1016
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:26,799
guys don't do this do you oh you do but
1017
00:55:26,799 --> 00:55:30,280
not physically yeah ah ah well that's
1018
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:34,839
your problem you little green horny
1019
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:37,920
toes you want to
1020
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,160
watch you don't
1021
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:44,680
mind we'll give you something to
1022
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,359
watch so you don't know what this feels
1023
00:55:48,359 --> 00:55:52,079
like do you
1024
00:55:52,119 --> 00:55:55,599
no well you can just eat your little
1025
00:55:55,599 --> 00:55:56,750
green heart
1026
00:55:56,750 --> 00:56:02,929
[Music]
1027
00:56:07,079 --> 00:56:09,359
the sex thing was the last
1028
00:56:09,359 --> 00:56:12,599
straw I had to get them off this planet
1029
00:56:12,599 --> 00:56:14,599
so they broke up your intimate evening
1030
00:56:14,599 --> 00:56:15,680
it's not like they were going around
1031
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,960
with ray guns or anything we didn't have
1032
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,920
any ray guns those Joy buzzers are
1033
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,799
pretty bad see how long you guys going
1034
00:56:22,799 --> 00:56:24,839
to keep me in here anyway we'll ask the
1035
00:56:24,839 --> 00:56:28,240
questions Mr Deo
1036
00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:46,290
[Music]
1037
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:47,599
don't
1038
00:56:47,599 --> 00:56:52,000
smoke we'll make the lifestyle decisions
1039
00:56:53,319 --> 00:56:56,160
Mark if I could find a f to get out of
1040
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,079
here
1041
00:56:57,079 --> 00:56:58,680
then maybe I can figure out what is that
1042
00:56:58,680 --> 00:56:59,480
some kind of
1043
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,579
[Music]
1044
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:07,160
[Music]
1045
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,880
code I said if I could find out what
1046
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,240
they were doing here maybe I could
1047
00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:13,400
figure out a way to get rid of
1048
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,880
them I couldn't sleep after all that so
1049
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,559
I turned on the TV there are all kinds
1050
00:57:18,559 --> 00:57:20,640
of people on there with all kinds of
1051
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,000
theories about the
1052
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,799
Martians tomorrow night when the
1053
00:57:23,799 --> 00:57:25,240
president will address a worldwide
1054
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:26,599
television audience concerning the
1055
00:57:26,599 --> 00:57:28,359
ongoing Martian situation we might
1056
00:57:28,359 --> 00:57:30,359
finally get some answers these martians
1057
00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:32,599
are the great Beast predicted in the
1058
00:57:32,599 --> 00:57:35,319
Book of Revelations your mother sort
1059
00:57:35,319 --> 00:57:37,039
socks in
1060
00:57:37,039 --> 00:57:40,400
Hell the Martians do not exist they are
1061
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,559
a mass hallucination brought about by
1062
00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:45,240
the hysterical fear of nuclear war all
1063
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,599
of these threats about nuclear war and
1064
00:57:47,599 --> 00:57:49,839
nuclear warfare have given people a
1065
00:57:49,839 --> 00:57:52,359
nucular Neurosis what is it with you
1066
00:57:52,359 --> 00:57:54,680
people it's nuclear not nuclear you've
1067
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:56,359
got the easiest language in the entire a
1068
00:57:56,359 --> 00:57:58,200
solar system and you keep screwing it up
1069
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,200
invest in a dictionary schmendrick The
1070
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,760
Institute of
1071
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:16,599
scientopia the Martians can be banished
1072
00:58:16,599 --> 00:58:19,920
to the realm of the
1073
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:24,760
[Music]
1074
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,240
Unseen since an an estimated 1 billion
1075
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,000
martians appeared here on Earth on a
1076
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,640
Saturday morning 3 weeks ago at 6:17
1077
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:33,880
a.m. Pacific time at Dodger Stadium
1078
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,359
today the Dodgers set a new league
1079
00:58:35,359 --> 00:58:39,640
record for erors 6117
1080
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,640
blunders
1081
00:58:47,559 --> 00:58:51,860
oh let's get something to eat
1082
00:58:51,860 --> 00:59:01,280
[Music]
1083
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,839
I know you're not as dumb as you
1084
00:59:03,839 --> 00:59:07,790
act yeah I am really I
1085
00:59:07,790 --> 00:59:09,720
[Music]
1086
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,000
am there's somebody down here these days
1087
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,039
there's always
1088
00:59:15,039 --> 00:59:17,160
somebody oh
1089
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:19,359
wait it's
1090
00:59:19,359 --> 00:59:22,359
people
1091
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:28,680
huh what's going on here Mark Sarah Chan
1092
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,960
that's my bus hello hello what are you
1093
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,160
doing here who's that that's Donnie my
1094
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,880
burglar you look like that cop well my
1095
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:39,280
brother's with the police right now the
1096
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:41,440
Martians locked me out of my place the
1097
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:44,240
kid here let me in well why don't I go
1098
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:45,440
see about getting everybody some
1099
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,079
breakfast I you guys don't have any more
1100
00:59:48,079 --> 00:59:49,880
food yeah that's because you ate
1101
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,640
everything looks like a hoorde of locust
1102
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:54,119
went through the
1103
00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:58,000
kitchen um let last night did did did
1104
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:02,039
you two interface Sarah the kid is over
1105
01:00:02,039 --> 01:00:06,280
18 there's only one couch that's life
1106
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,839
was there anyone sort of like looking on
1107
01:00:08,839 --> 01:00:11,400
um some Martian guys yeah what do you
1108
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,000
let them
1109
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,799
well actually I think it sort of added
1110
01:00:16,799 --> 01:00:18,359
an
1111
01:00:18,359 --> 01:00:21,680
element really what do you mean really
1112
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:24,119
it's not it's I liked it man they give
1113
01:00:24,119 --> 01:00:25,720
you pointers and stuff yeah well I don't
1114
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:28,359
need any pointers in that department
1115
01:00:28,359 --> 01:00:30,559
well that's not what they
1116
01:00:30,559 --> 01:00:34,799
said uh yes well I'm starving do you
1117
01:00:34,799 --> 01:00:37,000
know where we could score some breakfast
1118
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,599
see that's a good idea oh look here's
1119
01:00:39,599 --> 01:00:41,480
your shoes there's a place right down on
1120
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,839
the corner that hands out de Quon to the
1121
01:00:43,839 --> 01:00:48,480
homeless perfect nice meeting you thank
1122
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,280
you is this yours
1123
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,520
yeah Donnie maybe you could help me
1124
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,680
break into my bill
1125
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,280
Sarah t
1126
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,880
t you know you got to hand it to Jane
1127
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,200
she's such a Survivor she can adapt to
1128
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,079
anything yeah well some things you
1129
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:08,200
shouldn't have to adapt to if you want
1130
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:09,760
to live like human beings you have to
1131
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,000
fight for
1132
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,520
it laboratory mice have SE with
1133
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:17,160
electrodes all over them we're not mice
1134
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:22,280
Sarah it's been 3 weeks mark
1135
01:01:26,839 --> 01:01:29,039
there's no martians
1136
01:01:29,039 --> 01:01:32,319
around we're all alone
1137
01:01:32,319 --> 01:01:34,720
now you think
1138
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:36,280
we
1139
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:44,440
[Music]
1140
01:01:46,039 --> 01:01:49,960
could wait a minute this is important
1141
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:51,039
this means
1142
01:01:51,039 --> 01:01:53,480
something something I saw on the TV
1143
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,279
tonight this guy said that the Martians
1144
01:01:55,279 --> 01:01:57,359
appeared everywhere all over the world
1145
01:01:57,359 --> 01:02:00,279
at 6:17 a.m. our time but that's not
1146
01:02:00,279 --> 01:02:04,160
when mine appeared no mine well aren we
1147
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:06,720
getting a little possessive Mr first
1148
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,599
dibs there ain't no ring of my finger
1149
01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:10,680
I'm not your wife although I do find you
1150
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,839
very attractive I'll deal with that I
1151
01:02:12,839 --> 01:02:16,960
remember what you said it's 5:30 wake up
1152
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:19,599
only 5:30 now why me huh why was I the
1153
01:02:19,599 --> 01:02:22,359
first you get up early that's right if
1154
01:02:22,359 --> 01:02:24,000
we could only unlock this terrible
1155
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,720
riddle then we'd know why they come
1156
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,960
think Mark
1157
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,000
think you're really getting out of line
1158
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,640
here fella
1159
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:39,160
530 53 530 530 5 * 30 is 150 150 does
1160
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:40,279
that mean the Martians would have to
1161
01:02:40,279 --> 01:02:42,839
live here for 150 years would you shut
1162
01:02:42,839 --> 01:02:45,400
up 150 years I'm not ready to leave in
1163
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,680
150 years I just got here I like to
1164
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,720
relax get to know the town maybe buy
1165
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,119
some shirts you see they're trying to
1166
01:02:51,119 --> 01:02:52,839
distract me they know that I'm on to
1167
01:02:52,839 --> 01:02:54,359
something huh you know that I'm on to
1168
01:02:54,359 --> 01:02:56,319
something don't you but but why would
1169
01:02:56,319 --> 01:02:59,039
they come to me first cuz you're tall no
1170
01:02:59,039 --> 01:03:03,599
no no it's the music that director Joe
1171
01:03:03,599 --> 01:03:05,520
flater Mouse said that it it should be a
1172
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,240
message of understanding across the
1173
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:09,400
Galaxy it it should bridge the gap the
1174
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:10,640
music that you played to me over the
1175
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:13,880
phone it went out over the radio yeah it
1176
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,079
was the greeting oh please a way to
1177
01:03:16,079 --> 01:03:17,920
believe that 1 billion martians are
1178
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:20,240
waiting around for some hack Canadian
1179
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,440
composer to to write some science
1180
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:24,599
fiction music so we can visit his Planet
1181
01:03:24,599 --> 01:03:26,559
I am not Canadian well you know that's
1182
01:03:26,559 --> 01:03:28,119
our level of bad taste why don't I just
1183
01:03:28,119 --> 01:03:29,680
pick up some black velvet Elvis
1184
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:32,440
paintings while I'm
1185
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,119
here some guy in Trenton New Jersey he
1186
01:03:37,119 --> 01:03:39,400
has a theory that martians are magnetic
1187
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,799
fields no we should go to his house and
1188
01:03:41,799 --> 01:03:43,380
stick to his
1189
01:03:43,380 --> 01:03:48,440
[Laughter]
1190
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:51,319
refrigerator well we've got to go got to
1191
01:03:51,319 --> 01:03:53,039
go good luck on that whole music deal we
1192
01:03:53,039 --> 01:03:55,880
loved it
1193
01:03:55,880 --> 01:03:57,559
see how much they like it when I get rid
1194
01:03:57,559 --> 01:03:59,720
of
1195
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:05,799
them what are you
1196
01:04:05,799 --> 01:04:09,540
doing I'm going to Washington
1197
01:04:09,540 --> 01:04:24,469
[Music]
1198
01:04:25,839 --> 01:04:27,599
Brian what do you think uh which looks
1199
01:04:27,599 --> 01:04:31,880
more presidential blue or this one blue
1200
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,599
really I kind of like the red it's close
1201
01:04:34,599 --> 01:04:37,160
it's very close the red is more powerful
1202
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:40,660
yeah I think so Tom get rid of
1203
01:04:40,660 --> 01:04:43,750
[Music]
1204
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:49,520
this open closed
1205
01:04:51,119 --> 01:04:54,160
closed is it the monitor
1206
01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:57,119
here of course those days uh people
1207
01:04:57,119 --> 01:05:00,119
thought it impossible that someone of
1208
01:05:00,119 --> 01:05:02,680
my fellow
1209
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:06,200
Americans to speak not only to you but
1210
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:08,770
with our guests from the planet
1211
01:05:08,770 --> 01:05:09,839
[Music]
1212
01:05:09,839 --> 01:05:14,880
Mars friends from Mars if you're
1213
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,440
listening we realize now why you have
1214
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,320
come to our planet
1215
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:27,170
[Music]
1216
01:05:38,250 --> 01:05:40,400
[Music]
1217
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:41,680
you part
1218
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:42,540
[Music]
1219
01:05:42,540 --> 01:05:46,080
[Laughter]
1220
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:53,640
[Music]
1221
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:57,599
ofar I got a burn need inside to find a
1222
01:05:57,599 --> 01:06:00,279
man who's trying to hide he's over there
1223
01:06:00,279 --> 01:06:02,839
and it's easy to reach he's over there
1224
01:06:02,839 --> 01:06:05,079
there right there right
1225
01:06:05,079 --> 01:06:07,880
there there over
1226
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:10,160
there
1227
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:13,160
right
1228
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:16,400
right
1229
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,720
backwards I should have played it
1230
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:22,000
backwards so that's how I got in here
1231
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,960
and you expect us to believe all that
1232
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,799
nice try pal but no sale you disrupted a
1233
01:06:26,799 --> 01:06:29,520
major presidential speech do you know
1234
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:31,400
what kind of trouble you're in we're
1235
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:34,160
talking the big house here disrupting a
1236
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:37,039
speech I wish it was that simple oh God
1237
01:06:37,039 --> 01:06:39,079
not again disrupting a speech is just
1238
01:06:39,079 --> 01:06:41,359
the cover these people are devious
1239
01:06:41,359 --> 01:06:43,200
they're ruthless you have to learn to
1240
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,760
think like
1241
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:49,200
them yeah sure
1242
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:52,640
uh maybe I am going to do some time but
1243
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:54,920
it's worth it worth it wise up you sack
1244
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:56,680
sure it's it's worth it it worked didn't
1245
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,240
it got rid of all the Martians didn't I
1246
01:06:58,240 --> 01:06:59,880
how about those Iranian troop movements
1247
01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:02,000
huh quite a coincidence isn't it can you
1248
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,440
just get out of here how can I get out
1249
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:04,880
of here when you got me strapped into
1250
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:07,000
these things not you not me no not a
1251
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,760
coincidence my friend you just shut up
1252
01:07:08,760 --> 01:07:10,039
didn't say anything not you you idiot
1253
01:07:10,039 --> 01:07:11,720
the Martians martians what about the
1254
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:14,200
Russians in fact how about them Dodgers
1255
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:16,640
there's no martians around here I got
1256
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:19,480
rid of all the martians by playing my
1257
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:23,920
music nutcase and Wing be get the
1258
01:07:24,079 --> 01:07:26,559
net got
1259
01:07:26,559 --> 01:07:30,240
my can you scratch my nose for me
1260
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,989
[Music]
1261
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:41,079
pleasee the defendant is remanded to
1262
01:07:41,079 --> 01:07:46,960
psychiatric evaluation I object I object
1263
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:58,389
[Music]
1264
01:07:58,559 --> 01:08:00,119
over half a dozen or so of these large
1265
01:08:00,119 --> 01:08:01,680
red suppositories that ought to hold
1266
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:04,799
their nurses oh Sarah doctor is that for
1267
01:08:04,799 --> 01:08:07,680
me oh no that's for Mark oh has there
1268
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:09,799
been any change oh I'm sorry not yet but
1269
01:08:09,799 --> 01:08:11,319
you mustn't give up hope Sarah we're
1270
01:08:11,319 --> 01:08:12,960
doing everything known to Medical
1271
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,680
Science we have removed uh work from his
1272
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:18,040
foot and several ingrown toenails his
1273
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,480
foot yes you'd be surprised how often in
1274
01:08:20,480 --> 01:08:22,480
gr toenails drive people
1275
01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:24,319
crazy how long have you been a
1276
01:08:24,319 --> 01:08:26,120
psychiatrist psychi
1277
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:28,839
oh no I'm a podiatrist a foot doctor you
1278
01:08:28,839 --> 01:08:30,799
see Sarah during this Mental Health Care
1279
01:08:30,799 --> 01:08:32,440
shortage some of us from other fields
1280
01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:34,120
have had to move in and take up the
1281
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:36,359
slack why can't he even hear him or see
1282
01:08:36,359 --> 01:08:39,520
him it's an extreme case of denial you
1283
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:42,040
see he doesn't want there to be Martian
1284
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:43,880
so as far as his conscious mind is
1285
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:46,400
concerned there are no martians but just
1286
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:48,080
because he hasn't responded to treatment
1287
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:49,799
yet don't give up hope we still have a
1288
01:08:49,799 --> 01:08:52,520
few cards to
1289
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:58,520
play hi Sarah Dr Kaplan come on in how
1290
01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:00,560
are you guys we're fine Mark how about
1291
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:03,239
yourself oh I'm good getting a lot of
1292
01:09:03,239 --> 01:09:06,719
work done the feet are good wonderful
1293
01:09:06,719 --> 01:09:10,359
mhm yeah it's so nice and quiet here
1294
01:09:10,359 --> 01:09:11,480
doctor do you think that we could have
1295
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:13,319
just a little time alone together of
1296
01:09:13,319 --> 01:09:14,839
course excuse
1297
01:09:14,839 --> 01:09:18,120
me goodbye Dr Kaplan bye honey look what
1298
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:19,080
I got
1299
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:21,640
you oh
1300
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,520
Sarah
1301
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:27,359
oh oh
1302
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:35,180
oh ARA they took my other one away in
1303
01:09:35,180 --> 01:09:36,640
[Music]
1304
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:39,279
jail I made you
1305
01:09:39,279 --> 01:09:41,239
something I was going to weave you a
1306
01:09:41,239 --> 01:09:45,719
basket but I decided I'm better at
1307
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:56,040
this excuse me can you play Far Away
1308
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:58,679
do you know far away hello I had a dog
1309
01:09:58,679 --> 01:10:00,880
who get S like that I had to shoot her
1310
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:03,840
thank you we got your number pal the day
1311
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:07,350
job hey look at that
1312
01:10:07,350 --> 01:10:11,480
[Music]
1313
01:10:11,480 --> 01:10:15,560
nurse we would need some
1314
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:20,120
UFO to tell us what to
1315
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:25,400
do if everyone would stay on their own
1316
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:28,320
home
1317
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:33,840
planet I'd like to stay on this
1318
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:37,220
one here with
1319
01:10:37,220 --> 01:10:46,760
[Music]
1320
01:10:46,760 --> 01:10:49,840
you what that was
1321
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,480
beautiful
1322
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:53,880
thanks oh you poor thing you really
1323
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:57,719
can't see them can you the
1324
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:01,560
Martians sure I
1325
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:04,800
do what I didn't have any choice Sarah I
1326
01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:06,920
tampered with a major presidential
1327
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:09,280
address if I didn't come here I'd be in
1328
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:10,800
jail right now lifting weights and
1329
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:13,120
joining the Muslims that's no kind of
1330
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:14,239
Life For
1331
01:11:14,239 --> 01:11:19,280
Me well now what I don't know do you
1332
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:21,040
still think playing the music backwards
1333
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:24,679
will make them leave sure good I have a
1334
01:11:24,679 --> 01:11:26,239
plan
1335
01:11:26,239 --> 01:11:28,480
I have a truck full of equipment parked
1336
01:11:28,480 --> 01:11:31,640
out front but we have to move fast why
1337
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:32,530
cuz it's all
1338
01:11:32,530 --> 01:11:34,440
[Music]
1339
01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:35,960
stolen
1340
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:39,280
okay let's
1341
01:11:40,540 --> 01:11:42,120
[Music]
1342
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:45,040
see not that it's not funny it's just
1343
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:48,440
that it's not
1344
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:54,920
funny Green Man oh outer space alien oh
1345
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:55,840
space
1346
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:59,000
Invaders congratulations doctor he cure
1347
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:02,239
thank you thank you oh thank you Doctor
1348
01:12:02,239 --> 01:12:06,159
the toenail therapy works it works oh oh
1349
01:12:06,159 --> 01:12:08,719
get them away from me take me home don't
1350
01:12:08,719 --> 01:12:12,320
let them get on me
1351
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:21,370
[Music]
1352
01:12:28,670 --> 01:12:44,500
[Music]
1353
01:12:44,679 --> 01:12:46,920
I wouldn't do that if I were you it's
1354
01:12:46,920 --> 01:12:48,520
going to short out and you're going to
1355
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,600
look like Tracy Chapman would you just
1356
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,440
let her work what are you so afraid of
1357
01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:54,760
huh that part there that's not even
1358
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:56,600
ground did one false move we're all
1359
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:58,679
French toast just ignore the money I'm
1360
01:12:58,679 --> 01:13:00,199
trying to Dear you're going to have a
1361
01:13:00,199 --> 01:13:01,679
phasing problem like you would not
1362
01:13:01,679 --> 01:13:05,719
believe okay I think we can try it yeah
1363
01:13:05,719 --> 01:13:07,080
yeah I got the dishes outside pointed
1364
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:09,520
towards two different satellites when I
1365
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:11,159
push this button here we'll be jamming
1366
01:13:11,159 --> 01:13:12,600
hundreds of different radio stations we
1367
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,000
can monitor a bunch of them right here
1368
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,960
AM FM and short wave you want to try it
1369
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:20,679
out yeah tell me when
1370
01:13:21,670 --> 01:13:27,960
[Music]
1371
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:34,890
[Music]
1372
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:39,960
W awful lot of dirt in that awful lot of
1373
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:42,440
dirt oh go ahead play
1374
01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:47,480
it the wedding bell game wait the weding
1375
01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:49,520
would you shut
1376
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:53,320
up I forgot it Sarah what the theme I
1377
01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:55,600
can't remember it I
1378
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,120
I can't remember it forward so I can't
1379
01:13:57,120 --> 01:13:59,840
play it backwards remember just needs a
1380
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:01,920
little Health concentrating
1381
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:03,679
concentration
1382
01:14:03,679 --> 01:14:06,680
Guys 1 2
1383
01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:11,939
[Music]
1384
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:16,000
three drop your silver in my
1385
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,600
tambourine you take take
1386
01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:25,199
anything now listen while I play sugar
1387
01:14:25,199 --> 01:14:27,480
ah honey
1388
01:14:27,480 --> 01:14:32,040
honey you were my candy girl and you got
1389
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:34,800
me one before they took you
1390
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:38,239
away remember when you ran away and I
1391
01:14:38,239 --> 01:14:40,480
got on my knees and begged you not to
1392
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:44,360
leave because I go B
1393
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:46,530
and get a hold of
1394
01:14:46,530 --> 01:14:49,920
[Music]
1395
01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:55,960
yourself you can you can
1396
01:14:57,260 --> 01:15:03,130
[Music]
1397
01:15:06,679 --> 01:15:11,880
girl just be the bit
1398
01:15:36,190 --> 01:15:40,960
[Music]
1399
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:44,199
are you do we did
1400
01:15:45,199 --> 01:15:52,239
it oh Sarah we got rid of the Martians
1401
01:15:54,850 --> 01:16:00,069
[Music]
1402
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:04,239
the Martians are gone I repeat they are
1403
01:16:04,239 --> 01:16:07,000
gone since approximately 6:45 this
1404
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,960
evening Pacific Time one of the
1405
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:10,960
strangest chapters in human history
1406
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:15,360
Ended as abruptly as began
1407
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,709
[Music]
1408
01:16:25,440 --> 01:16:32,440
[Music]
1409
01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:36,040
a Sarah do you hear that what sound of
1410
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:39,520
people lying and cheating sneaking
1411
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:44,199
around and having fun again yeah let's
1412
01:16:44,199 --> 01:16:48,040
have some fun about us
1413
01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:54,930
[Music]
1414
01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:58,480
hello Mark you're home thank God huh the
1415
01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:00,400
the the the green scumbags are gone is
1416
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:02,639
that fabulous Stan it's wonderful we're
1417
01:17:02,639 --> 01:17:04,960
sitting here having a normal life it's
1418
01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:08,400
great I had a huge huge enormous idea
1419
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:09,840
for a fabulous new game show I pulled
1420
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:11,080
right over I had a call you listen to
1421
01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:13,520
this the divorce game is that fabulous
1422
01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:16,320
or what oh this is the beauty part
1423
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:18,800
they're competing for their own houses
1424
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,920
uh uh Furniture life savings uh you know
1425
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:22,360
all that stuff so the prize overhead is
1426
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:24,639
like it's nothing oh Stan it sounds like
1427
01:17:24,639 --> 01:17:27,320
a really great idea but uh I don't think
1428
01:17:27,320 --> 01:17:29,040
I'm interested in that kind of work
1429
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:32,120
anymore no no I've hooked up with some
1430
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:33,679
guys I used to play with and we're going
1431
01:17:33,679 --> 01:17:35,639
to try the club circuit for a while see
1432
01:17:35,639 --> 01:17:38,400
if we can come up with some gigs I
1433
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:41,360
see okay well no I C I understand
1434
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:43,320
perfectly well you take care of yourself
1435
01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:48,440
Stan okay babe you too byebye schmuck
1436
01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:54,619
[Music]
1437
01:17:55,239 --> 01:17:58,239
the
1438
01:17:59,330 --> 01:18:25,679
[Music]
1439
01:18:25,679 --> 01:18:28,679
a
1440
01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:54,790
[Music]
1441
01:18:55,239 --> 01:18:58,239
the
1442
01:18:58,910 --> 01:19:08,620
[Music]
1443
01:19:11,710 --> 01:19:14,890
[Applause]
1444
01:19:18,540 --> 01:19:31,520
[Music]
1445
01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:36,880
sometimes I wish that we could live
1446
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:41,639
forever so all the world could see just
1447
01:19:41,639 --> 01:19:45,639
how much you mean to
1448
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:52,199
me we find a place where we could stay
1449
01:19:52,199 --> 01:19:57,480
together a cabin in my the sky with you
1450
01:19:57,480 --> 01:20:00,960
close by my
1451
01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:06,290
side sometimes I wished if we could live
1452
01:20:06,290 --> 01:20:07,760
[Music]
1453
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:11,560
forever and I could spend
1454
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:15,070
forever loving you
1455
01:20:15,070 --> 01:20:20,549
[Music]
1456
01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:31,280
sometimes I wish that we could live
1457
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:34,480
forever for nothing can
1458
01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:39,120
compare to the feelings that we share
1459
01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:44,600
with every step I keeps get
1460
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:48,960
better it feels just like a
1461
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:54,239
fantasy for you and me
1462
01:20:57,760 --> 01:21:02,280
I wish that we could last
1463
01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:09,170
forever and I could spend forever Ling
1464
01:21:09,170 --> 01:21:19,480
[Music]
1465
01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:23,480
you sometimes I wish that we could live
1466
01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:26,480
forever
1467
01:21:26,719 --> 01:21:31,040
and you our space and time I be yours
1468
01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:36,159
and you be mine and in the end we fly
1469
01:21:36,159 --> 01:21:38,760
away
1470
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:44,159
together like plan in my side our love
1471
01:21:44,159 --> 01:21:47,320
would never
1472
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:51,280
die sometimes I wish that we could laugh
1473
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:54,280
forever
1474
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:58,560
and I can spend
1475
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:02,920
forever Ling
1476
01:22:04,130 --> 01:22:06,239
[Music]
1477
01:22:06,239 --> 01:22:09,719
you in
1478
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:15,210
you I love
1479
01:22:15,210 --> 01:22:18,329
[Music]
1480
01:22:19,480 --> 01:22:23,480
you you
1481
01:22:38,600 --> 01:22:44,120
meanwhile somewhere on the planet Venus
1482
01:22:54,290 --> 01:22:57,409
[Music]
1483
01:23:00,530 --> 01:23:03,649
[Music]
1484
01:23:04,639 --> 01:23:07,639
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