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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:06,160 Hi, I'm Kimmy Granger for Missax .com, and I'm going to give you all of my 2 00:00:35,180 --> 00:00:38,620 I have to tell you to come in when you knock. I knocked on the door, heard you 3 00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:40,420 playing your video game, so I figured you weren't busy. 4 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:45,320 A knock is a request to enter. If I don't say yes, or come in, you need to 5 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,320 out. 6 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,040 Okay, well, can I come in? 7 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:53,120 What do you want? 8 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,660 I'm not so sure I'm welcome now. You are so mean to me. 9 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,660 And you're my big brother. 10 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,440 You're supposed to be here for me when I have problems. 11 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:10,220 and I'm not so sure you love me and most of the time I don't even think you like 12 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:11,220 me 13 00:02:07,979 --> 00:02:09,580 You were supposed to knock. 14 00:02:09,820 --> 00:02:11,039 You have to ask for my permission. 15 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,160 Can I come in and talk to you? 16 00:02:21,109 --> 00:02:22,109 Please. Yeah. 17 00:02:22,990 --> 00:02:23,888 I'm sorry. 18 00:02:23,890 --> 00:02:29,870 I can be an insensitive jerk at times, but, you know, I wholeheartedly care, 19 00:02:29,870 --> 00:02:35,390 I just... I just want you to know that if you have any problems that you want 20 00:02:35,390 --> 00:02:39,010 come and talk to me about, you can talk to me. 21 00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:42,930 And if it's a big problem, you'll help me? 22 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:44,520 No matter what? 23 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,120 What are big brothers for? 24 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:57,820 I broke it off with my boyfriend, and now I'm giving him the silent treatment. 25 00:02:58,140 --> 00:02:59,140 What went wrong? 26 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,680 Did he hurt you? 27 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,020 No, nothing like that. 28 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:10,640 I just wanted to make him crazy for me. Head over heels in love with me. 29 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:12,700 And I... 30 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,240 I think that he just needed to know what it was like without me for him to know 31 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:21,500 that. So I don't answer his calls, his texts, his face page messages, the whole 32 00:03:21,500 --> 00:03:22,500 deal. 33 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:28,100 But I'm ready to take him back, and now I think he's interested in someone else. 34 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:35,400 Kimmy, you can't play games with people. Chad, this is how girls do it. 35 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,760 It's not my idea, but it's an established technique. 36 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:46,810 And I just... I guess I waited too long, but now I can't allow him to be with 37 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:47,810 another girl. 38 00:03:48,470 --> 00:03:49,750 And now you want my advice. 39 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:53,850 No, I understand what I need to do now. 40 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:55,750 Apologize. 41 00:03:57,590 --> 00:03:59,370 Kimmy, you need to apologize. 42 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:05,770 Confess what you did, apologize for being immature, and just let it go and 43 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:06,870 you know, move on. 44 00:04:07,110 --> 00:04:08,130 Shut up, Chad. 45 00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:09,530 I don't want your advice. 46 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:12,000 Retard. I just want you to help me. 47 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:20,959 I am going to take some selfies with another man and I'm going to put them up 48 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:21,959 my face page. 49 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,200 Another man? 50 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,940 You, dummy. 51 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,060 No, no, no. 52 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:31,140 I'm not going to be a part of this, okay? 53 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:34,560 Oh, please, please, please. 54 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:38,800 I love you so much, and all I'm asking for is a couple pictures of you and me 55 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:39,880 with your face cropped out. 56 00:04:41,580 --> 00:04:42,580 Please. 57 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,600 Okay, well, people are going to know it's me. 58 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,700 Not if you take off your T -shirt. 59 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,100 Just a couple. 60 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:53,860 Okay. But I'm not taking my shirt off, though. 61 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:56,640 Okay? 62 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:00,120 Wait, what are you doing? 63 00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:02,100 Here, lay on the bed. 64 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:03,360 Right here. 65 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:05,920 Lay down and then put your arms around me. 66 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:07,960 I just need coffee. 67 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,500 Pick it up. 68 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:11,700 A little more. 69 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,840 No, we have to see if they like it first. 70 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:02,360 Oh my gosh, they think you're so hot! 71 00:06:11,810 --> 00:06:18,570 Lauren, Lisa, Andrea, Maria, and Lisa says that your 72 00:06:18,570 --> 00:06:20,750 arms are so swoon -worthy. 73 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:24,470 Lisa really said that? 74 00:06:29,330 --> 00:06:32,210 But I don't think he saw it. 75 00:06:33,470 --> 00:06:35,490 I don't know. I think it needs to be sexier. 76 00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:40,590 Do you want me to, like, roll my sleeve up and, like, flex or something? 77 00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:42,280 You know what? No, 78 00:06:43,380 --> 00:06:44,380 take off your shirt. 79 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:46,540 What? Take off your shirt. 80 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:49,960 All right. 81 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,660 Just a few pictures, okay? 82 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:58,760 Oh, yeah. 83 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,820 That looks so hot. 84 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,040 Okay. 85 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:04,640 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 86 00:07:12,229 --> 00:07:13,610 You can't take your shirt off. 87 00:07:15,650 --> 00:07:17,990 FacePage won't let you have your shirt off in any of the pictures. 88 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:21,390 We've got to get your shirt back on. 89 00:07:22,830 --> 00:07:24,870 It's going to go directly to John. 90 00:07:25,710 --> 00:07:26,850 These ones? These pictures? 91 00:07:27,710 --> 00:07:28,710 Yeah. 92 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,450 No, no, no. 93 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,170 That's not going to happen either. Okay? 94 00:07:34,610 --> 00:07:35,610 We're done. 95 00:07:35,710 --> 00:07:36,710 We're not doing anything. 96 00:07:36,930 --> 00:07:37,930 Okay? 97 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:40,690 No. 98 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,020 Just when I thought you were going to be nice to me, you pulled this. 99 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:51,360 I can't have pictures of me and my sister out there, okay? 100 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:53,180 Can you really end this? 101 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:55,340 I can't. 102 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,280 What are people going to think? They're going to look at me and look at my 103 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:01,460 sister, and everybody's going to know that I was taking pictures of my shirt 104 00:08:01,460 --> 00:08:04,860 with my sister. I was in a laughing stock in the entire freaking city, the 105 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,660 Stop. John won't show those pictures to anybody. 106 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,960 I've got tons of pictures of him. He wouldn't dare. 107 00:08:12,980 --> 00:08:17,440 They're just a couple of sexy pictures. Your face won't be in it. 108 00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:20,300 And I will owe you big time. 109 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:51,060 Come over here and stand up. 110 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:52,439 Come on. 111 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:53,440 Come on. 112 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,080 Okay. 113 00:08:57,340 --> 00:09:01,780 What the fuck? 114 00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:03,580 Stop. 115 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,980 Okay, haven't you got enough? Okay. 116 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,400 You know what, actually? 117 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:28,650 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 118 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:31,110 What are you doing? 119 00:09:32,430 --> 00:09:33,430 Man. 120 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:35,530 Impossible. 121 00:09:35,730 --> 00:09:39,010 Just... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, calm down. 122 00:09:39,890 --> 00:09:40,890 You're trying to take pictures. 123 00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:44,430 Just... I'm your sister. Come on. You said you would help me, right? 124 00:09:44,810 --> 00:09:50,210 Yeah, but not... How far are you trying to take this shit? How 125 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:53,790 far are you trying to take this? What are you doing? 126 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:55,690 I don't know. Just do it. 127 00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:01,300 I don't have an idea. I don't think... You get to keep your panties on, weirdo. 128 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:05,960 On. 129 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,320 Stop it. 130 00:10:07,420 --> 00:10:08,420 Nice. 131 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,500 Okay. 132 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,480 Wait, are you... No, you don't... Whoa, 133 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:16,980 you're touching... Shut up. 134 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:21,840 Yeah, but you... Okay, I'm just gonna... I'm gonna pretend that this shit does 135 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:22,699 not happen. 136 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:23,700 Shut up. 137 00:10:35,630 --> 00:10:36,630 It's good now. Yep. 138 00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:38,990 Okay. 139 00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:50,210 So, you should probably get your shirt back on so we can take some PG pictures 140 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:51,330 for FacePage. 141 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:52,990 Yeah? Let's do this. 142 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:57,270 Are you still thinking about Lisa? 143 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:06,450 He's not answering. 144 00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:09,950 And I know he sees it. He's always glued to his phone. 145 00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:15,810 So you're going to put your shirt back on now, right? Yeah? 146 00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:18,310 Okay, but not yet. 147 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:22,350 I'm going to need to kiss you on the lip. 148 00:11:23,010 --> 00:11:25,610 Whoa! Okay, that's weird. 149 00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:28,730 He doesn't know who you are. 150 00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:31,610 You don't have a FacePage account. 151 00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:33,510 And you're going away to college. 152 00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:34,790 It's perfect. 153 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:36,560 Come on, don't be lame. 154 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:46,980 Kiss me back! 155 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,160 You have to act like you're interested. 156 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,400 You need to pretend. 157 00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:58,340 Fine! 158 00:12:17,239 --> 00:12:20,600 Okay. Just do it right then. You do it right. 159 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,260 Take your tongue out. 160 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,700 Take off your pants. I want to take a dick pic. 161 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,600 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Please. He's going to be so jealous. 162 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:58,980 No, we shouldn't. Seriously, no. 163 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,340 My bare dick? I don't think so. 164 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,420 It's just... It's perfect. 165 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:06,800 It's not right. 166 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,200 Do you get what I'm saying? 167 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,680 It's just not right. 168 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,800 Okay. 169 00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:25,790 I don't... No, no, no. We shouldn't... But I... This is... I don't... I don't 170 00:13:25,790 --> 00:13:28,470 think we should really be doing that. This is a great idea. 171 00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:30,310 This is a terrible idea. 172 00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:34,010 I... Why are you getting so close to it? 173 00:13:36,430 --> 00:13:37,430 Okay. 174 00:13:38,790 --> 00:13:40,270 Don't put your fucking lips on it. 175 00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:41,730 It has to look real. 176 00:13:57,030 --> 00:13:59,650 That's, uh, um... You're really, you're doing everything. 177 00:13:59,950 --> 00:14:02,010 I'm actually, I know I'm doing a good job, huh? It looks really good. 178 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:04,590 Oh, 179 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:09,130 not right. Oh, I can put you in the mirror behind us, too. 180 00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:15,150 See how nice your body is? Let me see. Hold on, this is a good shot. Right, 181 00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:16,290 back. Yeah, right there. 182 00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:17,650 That's good. 183 00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:20,170 Okay, there you go. 184 00:14:20,350 --> 00:14:23,570 Just take, take a few, take a few. Let's go, let's go. Let me get one with your 185 00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:24,570 balls in my mouth. 186 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:41,760 No, no, no. 187 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,200 Okay. 188 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:45,320 Wait, hold on. 189 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:49,900 You probably have to hurry up because Mom and Dad are probably home like any 190 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:52,040 second now. I just... Whatever. 191 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,540 Get your... Stop looking so nervous. I can see you in the mirror. 192 00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,820 Oh, I'm sorry. 193 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,280 Okay, you know what? 194 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:03,520 Here, come here. 195 00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:06,300 You have to lay down. 196 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,519 I have to what? 197 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:08,419 Okay, here. 198 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:09,420 Take this. 199 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:10,940 And I'm going to have you film me. 200 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,600 What? 201 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:13,700 Here, 202 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:14,979 just lay down. 203 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:17,700 We're going to take one quick video. Don't worry, I'm not going to put it 204 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:18,700 of me. 205 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,380 You need to be a better actor at this. 206 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:22,840 It needs to look believable. 207 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,880 Put the camera on. Okay, okay, okay. 208 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,520 That's what I said. Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go. 209 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,440 Oh, God. 210 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:51,320 Oh, my God. 211 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,740 Make sure you get my button there. 212 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,080 Yeah, yeah. 213 00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:09,120 Your cock is so good. 214 00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:20,860 the back of my throat. 215 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,839 Look what you're missing out on. 216 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,380 I bet Prissy Chrissy wouldn't do this for you. 217 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,510 You fucking like this don't you? 218 00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:35,860 of my throat. 219 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,040 Team Pussy. 14807

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