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Hi, I'm Kimmy Granger for Missax .com, and I'm going to give you all of my

I have to tell you to come in when you knock. I knocked on the door, heard you

playing your video game, so I figured you weren't busy.

A knock is a request to enter. If I don't say yes, or come in, you need to

out.

Okay, well, can I come in?

What do you want?

I'm not so sure I'm welcome now. You are so mean to me.

And you're my big brother.

You're supposed to be here for me when I have problems.

and I'm not so sure you love me and most of the time I don't even think you like

me

You were supposed to knock.

You have to ask for my permission.

Can I come in and talk to you?

Please. Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I can be an insensitive jerk at times, but, you know, I wholeheartedly care,

I just... I just want you to know that if you have any problems that you want

come and talk to me about, you can talk to me.

And if it's a big problem, you'll help me?

No matter what?

What are big brothers for?

I broke it off with my boyfriend, and now I'm giving him the silent treatment.

What went wrong?

Did he hurt you?

No, nothing like that.

I just wanted to make him crazy for me. Head over heels in love with me.

And I...

I think that he just needed to know what it was like without me for him to know

that. So I don't answer his calls, his texts, his face page messages, the whole

deal.

But I'm ready to take him back, and now I think he's interested in someone else.

Kimmy, you can't play games with people. Chad, this is how girls do it.

It's not my idea, but it's an established technique.

And I just... I guess I waited too long, but now I can't allow him to be with

another girl.

And now you want my advice.

No, I understand what I need to do now.

Apologize.

Kimmy, you need to apologize.

Confess what you did, apologize for being immature, and just let it go and

you know, move on.

Shut up, Chad.

I don't want your advice.

Retard. I just want you to help me.

I am going to take some selfies with another man and I'm going to put them up

my face page.

Another man?

You, dummy.

No, no, no.

I'm not going to be a part of this, okay?

Oh, please, please, please.

I love you so much, and all I'm asking for is a couple pictures of you and me

with your face cropped out.

Please.

Okay, well, people are going to know it's me.

Not if you take off your T -shirt.

Just a couple.

Okay. But I'm not taking my shirt off, though.

Okay?

Wait, what are you doing?

Here, lay on the bed.

Right here.

Lay down and then put your arms around me.

I just need coffee.

Pick it up.

A little more.

No, we have to see if they like it first.

Oh my gosh, they think you're so hot!

Lauren, Lisa, Andrea, Maria, and Lisa says that your

arms are so swoon -worthy.

Lisa really said that?

But I don't think he saw it.

I don't know. I think it needs to be sexier.

Do you want me to, like, roll my sleeve up and, like, flex or something?

You know what? No,

take off your shirt.

What? Take off your shirt.

All right.

Just a few pictures, okay?

Oh, yeah.

That looks so hot.

Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?

You can't take your shirt off.

FacePage won't let you have your shirt off in any of the pictures.

We've got to get your shirt back on.

It's going to go directly to John.

These ones? These pictures?

Yeah.

No, no, no.

That's not going to happen either. Okay?

We're done.

We're not doing anything.

Okay?

No.

Just when I thought you were going to be nice to me, you pulled this.

I can't have pictures of me and my sister out there, okay?

Can you really end this?

I can't.

What are people going to think? They're going to look at me and look at my

sister, and everybody's going to know that I was taking pictures of my shirt

with my sister. I was in a laughing stock in the entire freaking city, the

Stop. John won't show those pictures to anybody.

I've got tons of pictures of him. He wouldn't dare.

They're just a couple of sexy pictures. Your face won't be in it.

And I will owe you big time.

Come over here and stand up.

Come on.

Come on.

Okay.

What the fuck?

Stop.

Okay, haven't you got enough? Okay.

You know what, actually?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing?

Man.

Impossible.

Just... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, calm down.

You're trying to take pictures.

Just... I'm your sister. Come on. You said you would help me, right?

Yeah, but not... How far are you trying to take this shit? How

far are you trying to take this? What are you doing?

I don't know. Just do it.

I don't have an idea. I don't think... You get to keep your panties on, weirdo.

On.

Stop it.

Nice.

Okay.

Wait, are you... No, you don't... Whoa,

you're touching... Shut up.

Yeah, but you... Okay, I'm just gonna... I'm gonna pretend that this shit does

not happen.

Shut up.

It's good now. Yep.

Okay.

So, you should probably get your shirt back on so we can take some PG pictures

for FacePage.

Yeah? Let's do this.

Are you still thinking about Lisa?

He's not answering.

And I know he sees it. He's always glued to his phone.

So you're going to put your shirt back on now, right? Yeah?

Okay, but not yet.

I'm going to need to kiss you on the lip.

Whoa! Okay, that's weird.

He doesn't know who you are.

You don't have a FacePage account.

And you're going away to college.

It's perfect.

Come on, don't be lame.

Kiss me back!

You have to act like you're interested.

You need to pretend.

Fine!

Okay. Just do it right then. You do it right.

Take your tongue out.

Take off your pants. I want to take a dick pic.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Please. He's going to be so jealous.

No, we shouldn't. Seriously, no.

My bare dick? I don't think so.

It's just... It's perfect.

It's not right.

Do you get what I'm saying?

It's just not right.

Okay.

I don't... No, no, no. We shouldn't... But I... This is... I don't... I don't

think we should really be doing that. This is a great idea.

This is a terrible idea.

I... Why are you getting so close to it?

Okay.

Don't put your fucking lips on it.

It has to look real.

That's, uh, um... You're really, you're doing everything.

I'm actually, I know I'm doing a good job, huh? It looks really good.

Oh,

not right. Oh, I can put you in the mirror behind us, too.

See how nice your body is? Let me see. Hold on, this is a good shot. Right,

back. Yeah, right there.

That's good.

Okay, there you go.

Just take, take a few, take a few. Let's go, let's go. Let me get one with your

balls in my mouth.

No, no, no.

Okay.

Wait, hold on.

You probably have to hurry up because Mom and Dad are probably home like any

second now. I just... Whatever.

Get your... Stop looking so nervous. I can see you in the mirror.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Okay, you know what?

Here, come here.

You have to lay down.

I have to what?

Okay, here.

Take this.

And I'm going to have you film me.

What?

Here,

just lay down.

We're going to take one quick video. Don't worry, I'm not going to put it

of me.

You need to be a better actor at this.

It needs to look believable.

Put the camera on. Okay, okay, okay.

That's what I said. Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Make sure you get my button there.

Yeah, yeah.

Your cock is so good.

the back of my throat.

Look what you're missing out on.

I bet Prissy Chrissy wouldn't do this for you.

You fucking like this don't you?

of my throat.

Team Pussy.