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? ( TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ?

-(AIRPLANE ENGINE REVVING) -(METAL FLAP RATTLING)

(WHISTLES) She's a beaut, ain't she?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

That right there is one of the safest planes in the sky.

You never know though, right?

Every day there seems to be a recall.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

But who knows what's fake news these days.

(SCOFFS) Heard that.

Gentlemen, Canc�n's calling our name.

? (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ?

? (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?

-? (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) ? -(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

Your safety is important to all of us.

-(CHUCKLES) Whoa! -(KIDS LAUGH)

So, let's go over some in-flight instructions,

so we can get you to where you need to be.

(OVER SCREEN) To buckle the seat belt,

insert the metal end into the buckle

-and pull the strap to tighten. -(METAL CLANGS)

-(KIDS LAUGH) -(DUNCAN LAUGHS)

TRISTAN: Those kids are a handful.

This is an interesting direction.

Tristan, did you get your chips?

Roger that.

Tristan understood the assignment.

-(BOYS CHUCKLE) -Excuse me. Hi.

My brother has a peanut allergy.

Could you please do me the trouble of alerting

the other passengers and crew? Appreciate you.

I'll alert the surrounding row, sir.

But I can't deprive everyone of our in-flight snack options.

Okay, I have to ask, are you prepared

-to assist me in this? -(MUNCHES)

Thank you for flying with us today.

-? (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) ? -(SPEAKING GERMAN)

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

I just alerted the crew about Duncan's nut allergy.

Hey, all right.

How are we doing back there, Captain?

Doing good, yep.

Should be a quick six-hour flight.

Saw there's a storm system over Texas,

but that should be miles away from our flight pattern.

-I expect to- -I know there's a storm system.

But, yeah, I expect the seatbelt sign

-to be off the entire way. -(SIGN BEEPS)

-(TIRES SCREECH SOFTLY) -(AIRPLANE ENGINE RUMBLES)

(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)

DUNCAN: South Pole elf.

Yeah, I think they're called penguins.

(CHUCKLES)

Love that scene.

So, listen, this is the first time

Dad's flown without Mom.

Maybe just keep that excitement down

to a low hum, okay?

(PRESTON GRUNTS)

These newer birds are something else, huh?

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

PRESTON: See that number right there?

So, that's the altimeter. Thirty thou.

That's right where we wanna be.

But here's where it gets interesting. Tailwind.

That's the number you'll really wanna focus on.

-(TURBULENCE) -(AIRPLANE RATTLES)

-Whoa, Nelly! -(SIGN BEEPS)

Evening.

The captain turned the seatbelt sign on, sir.

-Please take your seat. -Oh, my bad.

I was just explaining the flight instruments

-to my Dad. -Hi, how are you?

Looks like we're getting a lot of help from that tailwind.

Sir, please take your seat.

So, you got any downtime in Canc�n,

or is it just straight back up in the air for you?

(MUNCHES)

-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) -(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(DOOR SQUEAKS, RATTLES)

She's all yours. You just gotta pull in.

Yeah, yeah, a little counterintuitive.

(WHISPERING) Hey, how's it going?

? (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) ?

AIRHOSTESS: (MUFFLED) Ginger Ale? Juice? Club soda?

-(IN NORMAL VOICE) Sir. -Oh, uh...

Anything to drink, sir?

Get yourself a cerveza, Dad. You've earned it.

You're on vacation. Treat yourself.

Uh, water's fine.

(ICE CUBES RATTLING)

All right, but when we touch down,

I want to see a pi�a colada in that hand.

How's that, lasagna?

Surprisingly good for airplane food.

How's that chicken?

Mm, it's chicken.

-(BOYS LAUGH) -DUNCAN: It's chicken.

PRESTON: So good.

-? ( TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ? -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

-(TURBULENCE) -Whoa, Nelly.

-Whoa, help. Help me. -Dad! Dad? Just breathe, Dad.

-Help me! Help me! -PRESTON: Dad! What you need?

-What you need? -DAD: Help me.

Just breathe, sir. All you gotta do is breathe.

-(BREATHES DEEPLY) -? (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ?

Eyes here. Breathe in.

-All the way. -(BREATHES DEEPLY)

Very good.

-First time in Canc�n. -Focus on breathing, Dad.

-That... that's the main thing. -Okay. Breathe slowly for me.

Just keep breathing, Dad. You're doing great.

Good. Just a little bit of turbulence.

Little pockets of air.

Dad, Dad, just keep breathing, okay?

Where y'all staying?

Uh, uh, it's... it's, uh, the, uh, coral, uh...

Think of it like potholes on the road, Dad.

-I don't know about that. -(DAD COUGHS)

But more like a speed bump.

Well, a speed bump

pushing 600 is probably gonna mess up something.

? (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS, FADES) ?

-ATTENDENT: Look at that. -PRESTON: It's just like driving a car, Dad.

ATTENDENT: Isn't she the cutest thing

you've ever laid your eyes on? When she stays with me,

we recite a little mantra together.

-You wanna hear it? -You're in a big ole' Buick, Dad.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

ATTENDENT: Okay. Repeat after me.

-I am strong. -Um, I am strong.

Just like driving your old Chevy down a backcountry road, Dad.

-I am loved. -I am loved.

I trust in His plan for my life.

-Who? -(RUMBLING)

CAPTAIN: (OVER PA) We're gonna find smoother air.

Flight attendants, take your jump seats.

Okay, sir. I'm gonna be right behind you.

Remember our mantra.

-Wait, are you serious? -DAD: I am strong.

You're just gonna leave him like this?

-I am strong. I am loved. -(SIGHS) Sorry.

How we doing over here, guys?

I've been better.

PRESTON: How was that cold salad, Duncan?

(DUNCAN GROANS)

Is that spot for you, okay?

-Duncan? Whoa, Duncan! -(DUNCAN GROANS PAINFULLY)

PRESTON: Duncan! Duncan, stop!

? (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ?

This salad bowl reeks of nuts, Preston!

-(GROANS PAINFULLY) -Duncan. Whoa! Duncan. Duncan!

-I am strong. I am loved... -Dad! Dad!

Duncan's having an allergic reaction!

-I am strong. I am loved. -(DUNCAN GROANS PAINFULLY)

-Dad, please. -DAD: I am strong. I am loved.

I don't know what to do.

-I am loved. -? (REFLECTIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ?

I try to put on a strong face for you and the fellas.

But deep down, I guess I'm just a scared little boy.

TRISTAN: Duncan! Whoa!

-Whoa, Duncan! -? (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ?

TRISTAN: Whoa, whoa! Duncan!

-DAD: Hmm. -TRISTAN: Duncan, stop!

-(DUNCAN GROANS) -TRISTAN: Don't do it again!

It's not an allergic reaction. His ears aren't popping.

-Preston, did you pack any gum? -Yeah?

The change in air pressure, of course. I'm on it..

Crap, I'm not seeing it.

I've got some, but it's in my carrier.

(SEATBELT CLACKS)

Sir, the captain has asked all passengers

to remain seated.

Sir, it is for your safety and for the safety

of everyone around you.

It's the blue bag. Small pocket.

? (TENSE MUSIC NOTE) ?

They're all blue.

-Sir! Sir! -(BAGS THUD)

-How's he doing? -It's not looking good.

He's hanging in there, Dad. Stay the course.

? (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) ?

(RUMBLING)

-Sir, I'm warning you! -Screw this, I'm helping you.

Preston, I'm so proud of you for taking charge,

but I'm gonna take it from here.

What I need from you now

is to be there for your brothers.

-? (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ? -You got it, Dad.

-Sir! -? (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ?

-Ha! Got it! -(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

? (MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ?

(BEADS CLINKING)

(ETHEREAL RINGING)

? (MYSTICAL VOCALIZATIONS) ?

-? (MUSIC FADES) ? -(RUMBLING)

-Preston. -Tristan.

Duncan, open up. Don't fight it.

(DUNCAN GROANS)

(MUNCHES, SIGHS)

Welcome back to the world of the living.

He's gonna need some serious R&R.

(PA DINGS)

? Hark! The herald angels sing ?

? Glory to the newborn King ?

ELF: (OVER TV) I told you I was a real elf.

? Peace on earth, and mercy mild God and sinners reconciled... ?

These key cards are tricky.

How's he doing?

I think we're gonna book this guy a massage.

He's still a little tight.

Here, drink this.

Put me down for one too, then.

Well, if you get one, then I'm definitely getting one.

What do you say, Dad? You in?

Oh, no. You boys go ahead.

I think I'm just gonna read by the pool.

-Soak up some rays. -? (QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING) ?

Dad, if anyone deserves a massage, it's you.

I'll second that.

You take such good care of us, Dad.

Mom will be so proud

of how you're raising her three baby boys.

(CHUCKLES) 'Cause sometimes we can definitely be a handful.

-(DAD COUGHS) -Let us book you

an appointment, Dad.

-(DOOR KNOCKS) -? (MUSIC PLAYING OVER TV) ?

Hmm. I wonder who that could be.

? Glory to the newborn King... ?

I was just checking in downstairs

and I saw your brother in the gift shop.

(SIGHS) It's Tristan.

(HESITATES) I just wanted to apologize

for what happened up there.

If my daughter's ears were popping,

I probably would have done the same thing.

TRISTAN: There must be three or four snorkels in here.

And snacks. Dude, seriously?

And don't worry, they're all peanut free.

Anyway, I'm just staying for the night.

Then it's back up in the air for me.

Hopefully, we won't catch that nasty tailwind flying back.

-Oh my God. -(BIRDS SQUAWKING)

That was something else, wasn't it?

Oh, sorry. This pool toy is actually for my daughter.

I'm excited to see her whenever I get back home.

Would you like to get a massage with the four of us?

Oh, I... I wouldn't wanna impose.

-You wouldn't be imposing. -You're our guest.

Then it's settled.

I gotta ask,

how did you raise such thoughtful, caring boys?

My advice?

Just show them love from one father to another.

We are strong. We are loved.

We are strong. We are loved.

ALL: We are strong. We are loved.

We are strong. We are loved.

We are strong. We are loved. We are strong. We are loved.

We are strong. We are loved.

-We are strong. -? (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ?

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