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你好
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幸会幸会
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幸会幸会
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请告诉我妳的名字
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我叫前野理奈
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理奈小姐
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妳今天的问题是什么？
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嗯
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蓝色大海为何用手舀起就变白色呢？
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这个嘛
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很难简单说明
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因为阳光…
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喂 别转台 真琴
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你在听吗？
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我很认真听 这是我活着的乐趣
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抱歉抱歉
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可恶 害我没听到行定老师的答案
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-有这么气吗？ -啥？太扫兴了
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问题是什么来着？
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-蓝色舀起后变成透明的原因 -没错
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原因就是那个啊
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蓝色是遥远的颜色
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什么意思？
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那是一首诗
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诗？
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-你不知道吗？ -什么诗啊？
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谁的诗？
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喂 回答我
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好 走吧
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你有湿纸巾吗？
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那边没有吗？
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没有
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没有啊
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你真脏 都叫你随身带手帕了
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谢谢
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放心吧
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只是要杀弱鸡而已嘛
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就来迅速解决吧
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好热
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好热啊
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赤木先生说结束后请我们吃烤肉
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-烤肉？ -是的
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真的吗？哇 太好了
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南中篮球社集合
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我们拥有的是…
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是什么来着？
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你忘了啊 南三中学篮球社的口号
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哇 好怀念
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-真是的 王牌 -口号是什么？
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我们那时是最强的
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-想起来了吗？ -走吧走吧
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我们拥有的是…
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是勇气
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我们是…
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-强者 -喂
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你认真一点好吗？
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少啰嗦
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真的都没人在吗？
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叮咚叮咚
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啊 是这里
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有事吗？
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等一下
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奇怪？不是说都是弱鸡吗？
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是啊
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联系有误吧 虽然这种事常发生
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这种事不能发生吧
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你们有事吗？
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喂？怎么跟邮件上说的不一样？
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-喂 -你说什么？
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喂
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你们在干嘛？
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我不懂麻将规则 麻将好玩吗？
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什么？
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麻将？
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嗯
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赌博默示录推出麻将篇后我就不看了
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那又怎样？
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我不想跟你聊天
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要拼了吗？
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要拼了吗？
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拼了
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-拼了 -好
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接招 混蛋
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去死吧
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喂
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你们这群混蛋
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喔
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枪故障了
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好烫
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给我出来
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脚
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好好按住他的脚
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无法开枪
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吓我一跳
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-哇 -你没事吧？
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他死了？
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他死了
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真的很危险
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啊 好痛
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真的好痛 都是那个死秃驴
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我要OK绷
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贴OK绷能好吗？
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我发现好东西
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很好 快分我一口
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真好喝
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乖 我会给你猫零嘴的
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庆功宴
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烤肉
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烤肉烤肉
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-每天吃烤肉 -人生一大享受
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该怎么说
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上面的人联络失误
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却把责任归咎于我们
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无论如何…
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行行好 赤木先生
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我们赌上性命工作 连尸体都要处理
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管理、谈判等中介工作全权交给你
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却发生"杀错对象没有酬劳"这种鸟事
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是啊
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我还以为可以吃高档烧肉"叙叙苑"呢
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我很抱歉
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那我的份给你
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啊
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不好意思
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我们弄倒了茶
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没事吧？
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没受伤吗？
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没事的
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请慢用
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谢谢
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刚刚说到哪里了？
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唉
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我真的很对不起悠里和真琴你们
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像我们这种接案者很难申诉
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加入正职的杀手协会就另当别论
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换句话说 我们...
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被当成打工仔
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什么打工不打工
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大家一样都在做杀人工作不是吗？
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是啊 哪有差别？
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我也这么觉得
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虽然这么觉得
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但现实就是这样
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我以前完全不是这样的
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我这是什么人生
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太糟糕了
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一直受你照顾 我们不想多说什么
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结果你是被耍了是吧？
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赤木先生
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我们想更上一层楼
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不想一辈子只当个便当外送员
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接下来我要说的都是传闻
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听说你们这样的打工仔变多了
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但正职杀手名额没这么多
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所以呢？
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台东区好像有正职杀手
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跟你们打工仔素质完全不同
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嗯 然后呢？
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杀了她们 正职位置就空下来
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你们干这一行也这么久了
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只要加入组织 一定能往上升
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前提是不能被协会的人发现
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为了成为杀手 所以去杀别的杀手？
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哇 风险太大了吧
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我从没和专业杀手对过招 绝对棘手
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是吧 大哥？
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-拼了 -我就知道你会这么说
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拼了 拼了吧
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把他们打倒
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然后...赤木先生
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你舍命为我们争取 我们也会舍命奉陪
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为了胜利而战斗吧
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好
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我知道了
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我也有此打算
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拼死拼活也要抓住机会
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很好
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对了 我有他们的照片…
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是怎样的家伙啊？
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嗯…
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快给我们看
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就是这两位
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女的…？
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杉本千里和
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深川真寻
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杉本千里
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深川真寻
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热血沸腾了
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【辣妹刺客：夺命双煞】
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这...
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这是什么？
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(389万800日元账单)
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个十百千...
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389万
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什么？
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深川小姐
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深川…
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真寻小姐？
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咦？
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怎么了？
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好像是
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健身房
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健身房？
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我们高中时不是有加入健身房吗？
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健身房
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有吗？
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我们只去过一次 在上野
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啊啊啊
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御徒町的健身房
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我记得协会的人也有去
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不过健身完后
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我们滑进了甜点天堂 白健身了
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没错
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对啊对啊
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白健身了
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说到甜点天堂 好久没去了
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-对吧？ -想重温一下
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-好想去啊 -嗯
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它的意大利面很好吃
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结果是意大利面最好吃
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-生的意大利面 -对啊
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-像宽面一样的口感 -没错
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以及冰品免费
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-哈根达斯免费 -哈根达斯
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超棒的
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所以所以
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那不是五年前的事嘛
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妳说意大利面？
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健身房
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我一直在说健身房
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是 对不起
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我们好像签了契约
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但每个月都意大利面...
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但每个月都产生会费
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现在催缴单寄来了
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两个人加起来一共是
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389万
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-啥？什么 -什么
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389万…？
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太贵了吧
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加上滞纳金等各种罚款
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早安
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早安
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那个...须佐野先生
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你看了邮件吗？
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有试用期之类的制度吧？
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-就拜托你争取了 -麻烦了
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不可能的
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咦？
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健身房不适用试用期制度
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而且它寄了20封的告知明信片
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妳们还继续无视 所以责任在妳们
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我们只去过一次耶
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竟然
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要我们缴四年份的会费？
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所以说
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每个月都寄纸本账单过来
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妳们俩看也不看就扔 是妳们的错
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千里 打它的客诉电话
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就这么办
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千万别这么做
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而且
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我们协会有一个开心杀手保险
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两位一直有加入
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什么是开心杀手保险？
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被保者超过18岁 保险会自动变更
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从开心杀手保险
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变更成兴奋杀手保险
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那个变更手续也还没办理
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妳们还有2年份的保险费未缴清
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这个人在说什么？
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好可怕
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总之保险费和健身房费用
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请在本周五下午3点前支付
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啊 真讨厌
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我的存款越来越少了
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我最近在驾训班花了50万
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那是因为妳考了几次都没过
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是啊是啊
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妳们的存款都要变负数了
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星期五下午3点之前
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请一定要去银行临柜缴清
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知道了
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直接去银行窗口
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要去指定的银行缴清喔
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知道了
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你不用说那么多次
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我们会好好缴钱的
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啊 好热
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真痛苦
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我都缺氧了
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只能竞走过去了
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像这样 很厉害吧？
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对不起
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很好
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抱歉
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好像还没抓到银行连续劫犯
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真可怕
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做好了
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看起来真好吃
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好累啊
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啊 真累
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嗯 好吃
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好恶
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我就知道会这样
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我就知道
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什么？
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好吃
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是啊
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人类
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大致分成两种
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哪两种？
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让人看到舌头的人
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和不让人看到舌头的人
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我是完全让人看到舌头的人
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舌头
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展现给别人看的那种人
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嗯
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00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:44,490
嗯
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00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:50,830
超商会有饭团特价100日元的时候吧？
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嗯
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这种时候
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那种人一定会选香肠饭团
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内含美乃滋的、像笨蛋一样的饭团
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妳在取笑我吧？
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我没有
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不过确实
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00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:08,210
超商饭团特价100日元时
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我就看到有人买盐味饭团
330
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看了的确吓到
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他们对特价无感吗？
332
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,160
因为盐味饭团本来就是100日元
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00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,190
好不容易遇到特价时段
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00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,760
却白白浪费了这个优惠
335
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:25,930
不愧是对生活感到麻痹
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00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:27,470
对什么都无感的人
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00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:28,630
啊
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00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:32,000
这种人内心很从容
339
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,610
是真正的有钱人
340
00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:35,940
这种人是神经病吧
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00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,810
单凭一个饭团就认定别人神经病
342
00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:45,580
保险费 说什么今天截止 妳付了吧？
343
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:48,750
咦？那不是妳会付的吗？
344
00:19:51,260 --> 00:19:52,020
咦？
345
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:53,930
咦？
346
00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,160
-啊啊啊？ -啊啊啊？
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只剩30分钟了
348
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,270
惨了得赶紧吃完
349
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,310
现在还有心情吃
350
00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:11,110
能不能不要打我的头？
351
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:13,750
对不起
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00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,450
但冰要融化了
353
00:20:20,490 --> 00:20:21,320
快点快点
354
00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:23,290
怎么了…？
355
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,830
怎么了？
356
00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:29,190
隔壁邻居正要回来
357
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:30,960
那又怎样？
358
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,330
这样会和邻居碰到面
359
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,570
又没关系
360
00:20:33,630 --> 00:20:35,170
不 不行不行
361
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:37,300
会很尴尬
362
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,670
昨天也碰面 连续2天都碰面很奇怪
363
00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:44,310
他会以为我故意算准时间出门
364
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,780
我冒着被当成跟踪狂的风险
365
00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:48,180
没有人会这么想的
366
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,450
嘘 安静
367
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,020
他注意到了
368
00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:54,290
真难搞
369
00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:57,820
邻居快走吧
370
00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:08,830
邻居已经走了吧？
371
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,970
我想应该走了
372
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:15,940
慎重起见 我还是扔个烟雾弹好了
373
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,810
够了 快走吧
374
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:25,580
哇
375
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:28,850
等等 妳到底在干什么？
376
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:30,290
-哇 -快搧风
377
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,360
都怪妳拉了保险杆
378
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:46,940
肚子饿了
379
00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:48,140
快点
380
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:48,470
等等
381
00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:49,340
快点
382
00:21:50,340 --> 00:21:52,240
我好像忘了锁门
383
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:53,180
真是的
384
00:21:53,540 --> 00:21:54,480
快点
385
00:21:58,980 --> 00:21:59,790
终于到了
386
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:17,230
螃蟹的速度
387
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,420
四十五号的贵宾
388
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,820
我们想付款
389
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,060
您要付款是吧？
390
00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:41,590
付这个
391
00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:43,530
我知道了
392
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,470
好险赶上了
393
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,010
这件事其实不难嘛
394
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,580
终于能松一口气了
395
00:23:03,310 --> 00:23:04,120
喂
396
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:07,950
抢劫
397
00:23:08,690 --> 00:23:09,550
手举起来
398
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,390
不会吧
399
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:19,160
把钱塞进这里
400
00:23:19,460 --> 00:23:20,300
快点
401
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,920
怎么偏偏选在这个时候
402
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,280
我们很急耶
403
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,750
快点抢啦
404
00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:44,320
快点
405
00:23:44,490 --> 00:23:45,620
你要拖到什么时候？
406
00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:47,130
对不起
407
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,960
我想不起密码
408
00:23:49,290 --> 00:23:50,260
嗯
409
00:23:50,490 --> 00:23:52,100
前女友的…
410
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,370
是前女友的生日吗？
411
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,140
喂 你给我振作
412
00:23:58,570 --> 00:23:59,570
对不起
413
00:23:59,870 --> 00:24:00,840
爷爷加油
414
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,140
加油
415
00:24:02,170 --> 00:24:03,010
冷静
416
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,580
咦？
417
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,350
如果赶不上下午3点 滞纳金要加30%
418
00:24:10,610 --> 00:24:11,450
真的假的？
419
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,120
分明就是地下钱庄嘛
420
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,320
敲竹杠敲过头了
421
00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:18,420
4年400万 月缴多少钱？真是越想越气
422
00:24:18,690 --> 00:24:19,790
总觉得每次被说
423
00:24:20,030 --> 00:24:23,930
"因为妳是杀手 当然要多付一点钱"
424
00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:26,100
这分明就是借口
425
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:30,330
还常把"这是杀手价"挂在嘴边
426
00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:31,240
听了就火
427
00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:32,440
火大极了
428
00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,300
喂
429
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,470
妳们很吵
430
00:24:34,770 --> 00:24:35,570
歹势啦
431
00:24:36,010 --> 00:24:36,780
歹势
432
00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:39,180
歹势啦
433
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,450
喂
434
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:43,010
找死吗？
435
00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:44,550
-啥？ -不不不
436
00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:47,350
我们是支持你们的喔
437
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,190
请快点抢完
438
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:50,190
妳在说什么？
439
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,790
你别突然开枪 笨蛋
440
00:24:55,630 --> 00:24:57,360
因为这家伙动作太慢
441
00:24:58,130 --> 00:24:59,930
你也别玩了 好好干
442
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,970
我哪有在玩
443
00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:03,800
我来监视 你来搬运
444
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,470
说好这样分工的吧
445
00:25:05,970 --> 00:25:07,570
不要破坏队形喔
446
00:25:08,110 --> 00:25:10,710
什么队形啊 就两个人而已啊
447
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,980
话说你刚才买了加热烟吧？
448
00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:14,810
这是什么话题
449
00:25:15,110 --> 00:25:15,910
喂
450
00:25:16,450 --> 00:25:18,820
要抢劫的话 手法要更利落才行吧？
451
00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:25,090
当然啰
452
00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:27,460
工作以外不能杀人
453
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,090
这样保险不会理赔
454
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,100
协会也不会支持妳们
455
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,930
百害而无一利
456
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:36,500
并非无一利 这可以帮助别人
457
00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:37,470
对呀
458
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,640
会这样规定是有理由的
459
00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:40,840
例如
460
00:25:40,970 --> 00:25:43,740
不透过协会 在暗中接案就不行
461
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:46,010
暗中接案？
462
00:25:46,010 --> 00:25:48,750
每个杀手不都暗中行动吗？
463
00:25:50,450 --> 00:25:51,250
也对
464
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:52,280
总之
465
00:25:52,450 --> 00:25:55,320
像之前女仆咖啡店事件演变成抗争
466
00:25:55,690 --> 00:25:57,420
也绝不能出手杀人
467
00:25:58,260 --> 00:26:00,560
最坏的情况是受到停职处分喔
468
00:26:01,430 --> 00:26:02,660
知道了
469
00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:04,500
妳没事吧？
470
00:26:09,130 --> 00:26:10,670
我以为都没蚊子了
471
00:26:11,140 --> 00:26:12,240
太好了
472
00:26:19,850 --> 00:26:20,810
我可以说出我在想什么吗？
473
00:26:21,650 --> 00:26:22,750
我猜猜看
474
00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:23,980
嗯
475
00:26:24,550 --> 00:26:26,650
妳在想如何收拾他们
476
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:28,820
宾果
477
00:26:29,450 --> 00:26:30,260
妳真了解我
478
00:26:30,450 --> 00:26:32,920
我们在一起好几年了
479
00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:35,190
下次会被停职吧
480
00:26:35,990 --> 00:26:38,430
到时候再说吧
481
00:26:47,270 --> 00:26:48,070
用力
482
00:26:49,310 --> 00:26:50,180
好
483
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,480
做好自己的工作
484
00:26:54,810 --> 00:26:55,610
啥？
485
00:26:56,010 --> 00:26:56,810
各位
486
00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:58,850
面向那边
487
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,120
把眼睛闭上
488
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:03,290
明白了吗？
489
00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:05,160
是
490
00:27:07,690 --> 00:27:08,630
妳不能杀死他们喔
491
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:09,960
彼此彼此
492
00:27:10,430 --> 00:27:11,160
妳们在干什么？
493
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:12,600
真是够了
494
00:27:14,970 --> 00:27:16,830
抓到这两位能够卖钱
495
00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:18,340
是吧？
496
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:19,270
就这么办
497
00:27:21,910 --> 00:27:22,970
一分钟后结束
498
00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:24,680
OK
499
00:27:38,660 --> 00:27:40,230
什么啊 可恶
500
00:27:41,290 --> 00:27:42,560
喂 她们不是普通人
501
00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:44,600
她们是什么人
502
00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:45,900
喂？
503
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,930
可恶 跑去哪了？
504
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,530
喂 你去那里
505
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:50,800
队形B是吧？
506
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,440
-就那样 -OK
507
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,240
可恶的小毛头
508
00:27:58,780 --> 00:28:00,680
我知道妳们躲在哪里
509
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,550
我会大开杀戒 不会手软的
510
00:28:28,310 --> 00:28:29,110
可恶
511
00:28:56,430 --> 00:28:57,200
对不起
512
00:29:02,670 --> 00:29:03,480
对不起
513
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,630
啊 柜台姐姐
514
00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:28,870
我想付款
515
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:31,500
我必须在下午3点前付款…
516
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,140
警察…快叫警察…
517
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,770
我当然会报警 但我很急
518
00:29:36,770 --> 00:29:38,240
可以麻烦妳吗？
519
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:41,650
快报警 不要杀我
520
00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:43,150
听着
521
00:29:43,610 --> 00:29:46,650
我们不赶快汇款会有麻烦
522
00:29:46,750 --> 00:29:48,950
真寻 请冷静
523
00:29:49,190 --> 00:29:53,190
这时候要冷静 不然会吓到别人
524
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:54,330
我示范一次给妳看
525
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:56,590
不好意思
526
00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,300
我知道妳害怕 但我们很急
527
00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:01,700
可以麻烦妳吗？
528
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,600
这样更恐怖吧
529
00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:05,870
啊 真是的
530
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:07,440
那个
531
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,310
我要汇钱 妳赶快处理 明白吗？
532
00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:13,180
明白吗？
533
00:30:13,910 --> 00:30:15,750
明白吗？
534
00:30:15,810 --> 00:30:16,610
快回答？
535
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,490
快点报警
536
00:30:20,950 --> 00:30:22,690
认命吧 强盗
537
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,560
强盗？我才不是强盗
538
00:30:28,490 --> 00:30:29,290
我们不是
539
00:30:30,030 --> 00:30:31,660
够了 快点
540
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,930
我们不是
541
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,030
停职处分
542
00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:37,300
停职期间保持联络
543
00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,900
停职期间请阅读手册上的杀手七条
544
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,470
上面有写例外情况
545
00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:44,680
例外情况？
546
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,080
被协会的人直接指名委托等情况
547
00:30:49,610 --> 00:30:51,150
首先那是不可能的
548
00:30:54,650 --> 00:30:57,490
你就这么无情吗？须佐野先生
549
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:02,560
我们保险费也没缴 现在还背债
550
00:31:02,590 --> 00:31:06,830
是啊 我们明明为了协会拼命杀人
551
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,030
太过分了
552
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:13,270
田坂先生能暗中帮忙处理就好了
553
00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:16,010
他在这方面挺迟钝的
554
00:31:16,670 --> 00:31:18,080
我是田坂 妳有什么意见吗？
555
00:31:19,410 --> 00:31:21,480
-辛苦了 早安 -早安
556
00:31:21,910 --> 00:31:23,650
我是宫内 两位好
557
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,120
-妳好 -妳们应该
558
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,050
对我们的处理工作不感兴趣吧
559
00:31:29,050 --> 00:31:33,020
我们跟警察的关系本来就很微妙
560
00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:36,760
通报的话是黄灯 警察到场的话是红灯
561
00:31:36,790 --> 00:31:40,470
你的解释太冗长了 难怪会被嫌弃
562
00:31:40,570 --> 00:31:42,170
妳可以先闭嘴吗？
563
00:31:42,430 --> 00:31:44,130
妳说我被嫌弃？
564
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,970
总之请两位暂时打工度日
565
00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:49,010
这个月底就不发薪水了
566
00:31:49,470 --> 00:31:50,540
不能浪费了喔
567
00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:52,810
什么？明天
568
00:31:53,340 --> 00:31:58,850
我本来要去浅草米久狂吃寿喜烧的
569
00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:02,920
我明天要参加三桥甜品店的评比祭
570
00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:05,260
谷根千边走边吃的计划呢？
571
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:06,990
妳们只想着吃
572
00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:10,760
谷中银座好像有一家排队剉冰店
573
00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:12,260
那间叫秘密堂吧
574
00:32:12,630 --> 00:32:14,630
我和前女友曾经去过
575
00:32:14,730 --> 00:32:15,930
你有去过吗？
576
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:17,440
觉得如何？
577
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:18,840
该怎么说呢
578
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,540
既温柔又可爱
579
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,640
她喜欢吃辣 所以我们常去三河岛…
580
00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:26,910
我不是问前女友
581
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,010
咦？
582
00:32:29,610 --> 00:32:31,650
田坂 请你暂时关静音
583
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:32,750
对了
584
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,020
我们罢工吧
585
00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:38,320
是啊 罢工吧
586
00:32:38,420 --> 00:32:39,220
罢工
587
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,260
-来组织一下 -请看"杀手协议三大条"
588
00:32:41,390 --> 00:32:44,300
里面的第二项写着"禁止罢工"
589
00:32:48,630 --> 00:32:50,930
那我们创业怎么样？
590
00:32:51,540 --> 00:32:54,140
是啊 成立杀手创投公司
591
00:32:54,310 --> 00:32:55,170
独立吧
592
00:32:55,170 --> 00:32:56,910
-离开这个绑手绑脚的地方 -独立的话
593
00:32:56,910 --> 00:32:59,310
要符合劳动法规...
594
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:04,950
别再提劳动法规好吗？害我头疼
595
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:07,150
就像以前糟糕的校规一样
596
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:11,050
这事po推特会被炎上吧
597
00:33:11,590 --> 00:33:13,920
的确
598
00:33:13,990 --> 00:33:17,060
-太好了 -耶
599
00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:17,930
请住手
600
00:33:20,930 --> 00:33:24,100
不停歇的杀戮
601
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:27,870
依旧穷困的生活
602
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,340
只能看着两手空空
603
00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:38,450
可恶
604
00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:42,250
(下総屋食堂)
605
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,420
每次来定食餐厅我都在想
606
00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:51,300
定食有700、800、900、1000日元关卡
607
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,160
什么？
608
00:33:53,670 --> 00:33:58,000
680日元的鸡排定食
609
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,610
780日元的猪肉生姜定食
610
00:34:00,940 --> 00:34:04,680
880日元的照烧鲷鱼&炸竹荚鱼定食
611
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:08,480
以及1000日元的烤肉定食
612
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,910
宛如资本主义的金字塔
613
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,850
希望我们能早点自费吃烤肉定食
614
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,490
你看得目不转睛
615
00:34:17,790 --> 00:34:18,590
咦？
616
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:19,820
被发现了吗？
617
00:34:20,590 --> 00:34:21,360
被发现了吗？
618
00:34:21,630 --> 00:34:23,930
懒得理你 但你盯得很明显
619
00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:27,030
因为她在这种店很显眼啊
620
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:29,630
她是打工族吗？
621
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:31,670
她个性一定很好
622
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:33,710
你去跟她搭讪呀
623
00:34:34,170 --> 00:34:35,010
-咦？ -去啊
624
00:34:35,270 --> 00:34:37,070
不要啦…不要不要
625
00:34:37,740 --> 00:34:38,640
这样很奇怪吧
626
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,010
她会觉得很恶心吧
627
00:34:40,140 --> 00:34:41,410
-你嗓门真大 -抱歉
628
00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:44,150
你很喜欢她吧？
629
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,020
嗯 但我不知道如何搭讪
630
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,120
啊
631
00:34:49,350 --> 00:34:51,020
就说我看了这家店的Facebook
632
00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:52,860
然后开始锁定她这个人
633
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,490
那样更恶心
634
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,030
咦？
635
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:58,560
-咦？ -咦？
636
00:34:58,830 --> 00:34:59,930
为您倒茶
637
00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,030
啊啊
638
00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:06,840
茶杯在这里
639
00:35:17,110 --> 00:35:17,910
请用
640
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,490
谢谢妳 小樱小姐
641
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:22,650
咦？
642
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,260
啊 我看了
643
00:35:26,620 --> 00:35:28,990
这家店的Facebook
644
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,830
然后看到妳的数据
645
00:35:30,930 --> 00:35:32,430
啊 谢谢你
646
00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:35,500
我没有在监视妳喔
647
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:39,440
谢谢你
648
00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:42,770
很好
649
00:35:43,070 --> 00:35:44,480
-她对我有好感 -她吓到了吧
650
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,110
咦？
651
00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:47,580
咦？
652
00:35:48,610 --> 00:35:49,810
欢迎光临
653
00:35:50,110 --> 00:35:51,620
-好热喔 -赤木先生 哈啰
654
00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:53,020
发生了什么事？
655
00:35:54,350 --> 00:35:56,190
-那么渴啊 -那是她倒给我的茶
656
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,320
那两个人
657
00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:01,790
打倒银行劫匪 正受到停职处分
658
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,030
-咦？ -真的吗？
659
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:06,200
快点
660
00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:08,270
走吧
661
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,770
抢劫
662
00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:13,100
不会吧
663
00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:26,480
哇
664
00:36:28,650 --> 00:36:30,560
真帅
665
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:34,590
谢谢款待
666
00:36:35,330 --> 00:36:36,130
多谢款待
667
00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:37,660
你太害羞了
668
00:36:39,730 --> 00:36:40,670
我才没害羞
669
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,600
什么？真琴迷上那个店员吗？
670
00:36:44,070 --> 00:36:44,840
迷上？
671
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:47,270
-迷上 -迷、上
672
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,170
什么啦 别再说了
673
00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:52,180
你要先戒烟
674
00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:53,640
不可能 这是什么？
675
00:36:54,010 --> 00:36:55,780
这是她结账时给我的
676
00:36:56,650 --> 00:36:57,920
咦？特意给我的吗？
677
00:36:58,650 --> 00:36:59,920
真琴啊 该怎么说呢
678
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:02,120
是的 给你的
679
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:04,860
-真的吗？太好了 -恭喜你
680
00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:06,790
收到小樱小姐送我的礼物
681
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:10,130
我不喜欢吃甜的该怎么办 不行拿走
682
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,330
我会好好珍惜的
683
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,400
必须给她回礼
684
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:17,270
成为杀手的话就跟她约会
685
00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:18,840
啊
686
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,170
所以越快成为杀手越好
687
00:37:22,070 --> 00:37:23,310
好 马上来拼
688
00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:24,170
哦
689
00:37:24,270 --> 00:37:26,480
年轻真好
690
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,450
我学生时代的时候
691
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,350
也和女生一起去滑雪
692
00:37:30,450 --> 00:37:32,680
我又不滑雪 不值得参考
693
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:33,580
时代是什么？
694
00:37:54,270 --> 00:37:55,610
为什么这么热？
695
00:37:56,610 --> 00:37:57,470
没办法
696
00:37:57,980 --> 00:37:59,910
这里时薪高 又不用接触客人
697
00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:01,340
我是在配合妳耶
698
00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:04,980
炼狱先生的仇人
699
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,480
哎呀 怎么回事？
700
00:38:06,580 --> 00:38:07,350
怎么了？怎么了？
701
00:38:07,790 --> 00:38:09,290
小朋友
702
00:38:09,550 --> 00:38:11,590
姐姐我没对炼狱先生做什么
703
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:12,660
不要踢了好吗？
704
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:13,990
超越极限
705
00:38:14,090 --> 00:38:15,790
哇
706
00:38:15,890 --> 00:38:16,730
超越极限…？
707
00:38:17,390 --> 00:38:19,130
啊 变得乱糟糟
708
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:20,030
再一次
709
00:38:20,130 --> 00:38:21,430
不快离开就踢死你们
710
00:38:22,670 --> 00:38:24,300
我要跟你们妈妈告状喔
711
00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:26,970
-大奖真的在里面吗？ -真的在里面
712
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,040
-我不信 -请不要这样
713
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,270
好 那这个给妳
714
00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:32,610
只拿到这个？太烂了
715
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,680
好了好了
716
00:38:35,010 --> 00:38:36,780
喂 你要干什么？
717
00:38:37,350 --> 00:38:38,680
喂喂
718
00:38:38,780 --> 00:38:39,950
啊 不要打了
719
00:38:40,020 --> 00:38:42,490
我只想要另外一个奖品
720
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,350
这只臭熊猫
721
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:45,690
喂
722
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,960
麻烦下一位
723
00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:54,100
欢迎光临闪亮亮的橘商店街
724
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,000
大家好
725
00:38:56,270 --> 00:38:58,130
大家好
726
00:38:58,300 --> 00:39:01,300
大家要不要挑战一下抽签呢？
727
00:39:01,670 --> 00:39:03,110
5、6、7、8
728
00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:06,110
抽签、抽签、抽签、抽签
729
00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:08,880
中大奖、人人有奖
730
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,850
抽签、抽签、抽签、抽签
731
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,150
嘿
732
00:39:14,550 --> 00:39:15,750
休息一下吧
733
00:39:15,950 --> 00:39:17,590
-好的 -谢谢
734
00:39:17,690 --> 00:39:21,090
-请用 -我开动了
735
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,030
这个真好喝
736
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:31,570
酸到骨子里去
737
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,200
这是自己做的吗？好厉害
738
00:39:35,870 --> 00:39:36,670
妳们是学生吗？
739
00:39:36,910 --> 00:39:37,680
我们是打工族
740
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,340
妳们有很多事可以做
741
00:39:40,580 --> 00:39:42,650
是啊 人生才要开始
742
00:39:43,450 --> 00:39:45,080
那妳们看过那个了吗？
743
00:39:45,450 --> 00:39:49,420
坂元裕二编剧的"花束般的恋爱"
744
00:39:51,350 --> 00:39:52,990
啊 那部电影很多人讨论
745
00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:55,290
我们不太看恋爱剧
746
00:39:55,590 --> 00:39:56,360
是啊
747
00:39:56,590 --> 00:39:58,460
哎呀 那部片很棒
748
00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:03,430
没看过就等于人生损失一半
749
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,970
爷爷这话很像无可救药的大学生
750
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,080
好不容易买了"萨尔达传说 旷野之息"
751
00:40:11,570 --> 00:40:16,450
菅田将晖却说"玩龙族拼图才有劲"
752
00:40:17,150 --> 00:40:19,620
那一幕真棒
753
00:40:20,950 --> 00:40:22,450
那是怎样的电影啊？
754
00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,490
还有那个
755
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,820
有村架纯和菅田将晖
756
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,590
都穿着Converse的开口笑经典鞋
757
00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:30,700
是喔
758
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,160
我受到影响
759
00:40:32,860 --> 00:40:34,500
也买了同款鞋
760
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,470
啊 了不起
761
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,370
了不起
762
00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:37,570
是开口笑耶
763
00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:40,340
而且呀
764
00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:42,940
他在"溺水小刀"里
765
00:40:43,410 --> 00:40:45,110
是不是帅到爆炸？
766
00:40:47,310 --> 00:40:48,110
帅到爆炸？
767
00:40:49,310 --> 00:40:51,580
还有 这是他在红白歌唱大赛时穿的
768
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,280
帅到爆炸耶
769
00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:56,150
梅森马吉拉的针织衫
770
00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:57,860
梅森马吉拉？
771
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,960
的确帅到爆炸
772
00:41:00,490 --> 00:41:03,090
一看就是帅到爆炸 真的帅到爆炸
773
00:41:03,430 --> 00:41:04,460
原来是梅森马吉拉
774
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,500
当然帅到爆炸
775
00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:07,600
-菅田他啊 -嗯 帅到爆炸
776
00:41:07,660 --> 00:41:09,830
-菅田啊 -帅到爆炸
777
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,100
菅田...
778
00:41:11,740 --> 00:41:12,900
3、4…
779
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,570
真累
780
00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:19,680
那么认真工作 却只有这些钱
781
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,580
这几张不能变成万元钞吗？
782
00:41:23,310 --> 00:41:26,120
打工一百次才等于杀人一次的钱
783
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:27,480
别想了
784
00:41:28,590 --> 00:41:30,090
好好珍惜这8000日元
785
00:41:30,860 --> 00:41:33,020
去过精彩的小确幸生活吧
786
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:37,760
他叫什么来着
787
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,300
那位松...
788
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,970
-松下先生 -是松元先生吧？
789
00:41:42,470 --> 00:41:43,270
总觉得他…
790
00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:45,170
一直说菅田将晖帅到爆炸
791
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,170
真是位怪人
792
00:41:47,470 --> 00:41:49,340
就像梅森马吉拉一样
793
00:41:49,810 --> 00:41:51,110
帅到爆炸呢
794
00:41:53,110 --> 00:41:53,910
啊 我投降
795
00:41:56,150 --> 00:41:58,250
政先生又赢了
796
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,450
五千元不知不觉就变成三万元
797
00:42:01,850 --> 00:42:06,120
不管年纪多大 崇拜偶像的行为都一样
798
00:42:15,230 --> 00:42:16,070
下次见
799
00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:19,240
没有下一个挑战者吗？
800
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:20,810
没有吗？
801
00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:22,740
赢的人可以把这一迭全拿走
802
00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:24,410
就是那个
803
00:42:25,010 --> 00:42:25,810
只有那个了
804
00:42:27,410 --> 00:42:29,180
最好不要…
805
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,950
妳傻了吗？妳在想什么？
806
00:42:31,350 --> 00:42:32,180
可以把那一迭全拿走耶
807
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,020
只有傻瓜会那么做
808
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:35,920
所以刚才的大叔是傻瓜吗？
809
00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:37,820
不 妳想想
810
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,620
我们这么认真工作却一毛钱也不剩
811
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,160
年纪轻轻就背一堆债
812
00:42:42,890 --> 00:42:45,260
说起来 我们的状况已经最糟
813
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,270
现在只能一举逆转颓势
814
00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:50,670
必须在这里站起来
815
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,540
不然我们一辈子都是奴隶
816
00:42:56,670 --> 00:42:58,180
不行 这家伙眼神变怪了
817
00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:01,280
随妳高兴吧
818
00:43:02,150 --> 00:43:03,750
-你来 -我不行
819
00:43:03,810 --> 00:43:05,350
-没关系啦 -别这样
820
00:43:05,450 --> 00:43:06,350
马上就好
821
00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:07,420
我绝对不干
822
00:43:12,060 --> 00:43:12,820
玩一局
823
00:43:16,330 --> 00:43:17,560
请奉陪
824
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,160
这不是小毛头该来的地方
825
00:43:19,260 --> 00:43:22,570
-妳最好放弃 -妳不会赢的
826
00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:25,700
一看眼神就知道
827
00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:28,970
妳
828
00:43:29,770 --> 00:43:30,710
不是等闲之辈
829
00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,770
咦？
830
00:44:03,340 --> 00:44:04,140
真的假的？
831
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,080
这是什么走法？
832
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,650
我还没看懂
833
00:44:18,190 --> 00:44:19,160
这是什么策略？
834
00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:25,830
她这样…会赢吧？
835
00:44:26,860 --> 00:44:28,170
政先生的施压失效了
836
00:44:29,570 --> 00:44:30,330
叫他小心
837
00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:33,940
不要被迷惑了
838
00:44:37,740 --> 00:44:38,570
厉害
839
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:43,150
下那里？不会吧
840
00:45:02,930 --> 00:45:03,700
输赢
841
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:06,370
好像确定了
842
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,640
她完全不行嘛
843
00:45:14,740 --> 00:45:16,610
这家伙是来乱的吧
844
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:17,680
她不适合下棋
845
00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:20,080
虽然她气势做得很足
846
00:45:20,580 --> 00:45:22,150
她干嘛来玩啊？
847
00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:23,490
算了 去喝一杯吧
848
00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:25,020
我今天赢很多 我请客
849
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,160
-谢谢 -走吧
850
00:45:27,260 --> 00:45:28,030
走吧走吧
851
00:46:03,790 --> 00:46:05,430
赌博失败就等于
852
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,960
人生失败
853
00:46:07,130 --> 00:46:07,560
可恶
854
00:46:07,930 --> 00:46:09,970
站起来 起来
855
00:46:21,310 --> 00:46:24,750
我就知道会这样
856
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:29,990
对不起
857
00:46:30,550 --> 00:46:33,190
我变成一无所有的空鳖壳了
858
00:46:33,990 --> 00:46:35,560
真是傻瓜
859
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:36,930
妳看
860
00:46:37,460 --> 00:46:38,760
我买了豆苗
861
00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:40,400
豆苗？
862
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:43,800
种了会一直长 就像永久机关
863
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,240
真寻
864
00:46:47,070 --> 00:46:48,970
谢谢妳
865
00:46:49,270 --> 00:46:50,240
该回家了
866
00:46:50,740 --> 00:46:52,280
明天也要打工
867
00:46:52,340 --> 00:46:53,140
等一下
868
00:46:55,010 --> 00:46:56,910
我发誓再也不赌了
869
00:46:57,950 --> 00:46:59,480
妳要遵守承诺喔
870
00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:00,420
嗯
871
00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:04,560
回去就看"花束般的恋爱"吧
872
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,020
好啊 来看吧
873
00:47:23,610 --> 00:47:25,280
帅到爆炸呢
874
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,140
梅森马吉拉耶
875
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,250
休息的时候看就好了
876
00:47:30,310 --> 00:47:32,120
看这个无法让我休息
877
00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:33,920
看了也记不得
878
00:47:34,450 --> 00:47:37,220
休息时我只想玩"龙族拼图"
879
00:47:38,650 --> 00:47:39,520
不过
880
00:47:40,260 --> 00:47:42,560
这一切都是为了生活
881
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:44,760
我不觉得辛苦
882
00:47:48,660 --> 00:47:50,400
我们因为相爱才在一起
883
00:47:50,470 --> 00:47:51,240
为什么
884
00:47:51,340 --> 00:47:52,840
你只想着赚钱
885
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,180
因为我想一直跟妳在一起呀
886
00:47:58,340 --> 00:47:59,580
就算要我做不想做的事...
887
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,840
我不会去做不想做的事
888
00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:04,450
我想开心活着
889
00:48:04,550 --> 00:48:06,280
那就结婚吧
890
00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:07,950
结婚吧
891
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,020
我会努力赚钱
892
00:48:10,150 --> 00:48:11,120
妳就待在家里
893
00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:13,520
不用去工作 也不用做家事
894
00:48:13,590 --> 00:48:15,730
每天做妳喜欢的事就好
895
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:17,930
你这是...
896
00:48:18,060 --> 00:48:19,130
求婚吗？
897
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,300
好像恋爱也很辛苦
898
00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:28,210
嗯
899
00:48:29,510 --> 00:48:30,310
总觉得
900
00:48:30,510 --> 00:48:32,480
明明交往得不顺利
901
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,310
-却说"那就结婚吧" -真吓人
902
00:48:35,810 --> 00:48:36,610
"结婚吧"
903
00:48:37,310 --> 00:48:39,020
"我会努力赚钱"
904
00:48:40,650 --> 00:48:42,650
我不懂男主角为何这么说
905
00:48:43,950 --> 00:48:44,790
我还没长大吧
906
00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:48,290
"这是求婚吗？"
907
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,260
"你现在是在跟我求婚吗？"
908
00:48:55,670 --> 00:48:57,800
"跟我想的不太一样"
909
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:00,440
像这样的台词
910
00:49:01,210 --> 00:49:04,140
不过真希望他们能去看天竺鼠的相声
911
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,440
是啊
912
00:49:06,140 --> 00:49:10,210
最后家庭餐厅的那一幕
913
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:11,480
拍得很棒
914
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:15,250
那样发展正常吗？
915
00:49:17,790 --> 00:49:20,990
对了 有村架纯真的美到爆炸
916
00:49:21,490 --> 00:49:22,660
真的梅森马吉拉
917
00:49:24,490 --> 00:49:26,000
我一直很在意
918
00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:28,500
妳没头没尾就说"梅森马吉拉"
919
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,970
我说"帅到爆炸"至少会顾虑前后文
920
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:34,610
妳这样乱搞 我也要想说什么就说
921
00:49:41,580 --> 00:49:43,080
廉价保鲜膜就像垃圾
922
00:49:45,420 --> 00:49:47,850
所以生活才会渐渐失去质感
923
00:49:48,020 --> 00:49:49,120
来看影评吧
924
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:51,490
只爱居酒屋就像垃圾
925
00:49:56,430 --> 00:49:57,830
真是梅森马吉拉
926
00:49:57,930 --> 00:49:58,660
我真的生气啰
927
00:50:12,010 --> 00:50:13,280
那就结婚吧
928
00:50:13,980 --> 00:50:15,550
我要橘色
929
00:50:16,350 --> 00:50:17,150
橘色
930
00:50:18,750 --> 00:50:20,850
缠在一起了
931
00:50:27,620 --> 00:50:31,430
没想到不同价钱的香肠味道差这么多
932
00:50:33,130 --> 00:50:33,930
嗯
933
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:39,300
现在想想 头脑不清才会花1300吃拉面
934
00:50:41,570 --> 00:50:42,410
的确是
935
00:50:42,770 --> 00:50:44,440
妳是不是又去赌将棋
936
00:50:44,970 --> 00:50:46,280
咦？妳说什么？
937
00:50:46,910 --> 00:50:48,810
我问妳是不是又去赌将棋
938
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:52,980
啊
939
00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:56,250
妳怀疑我去赌博？
940
00:50:56,590 --> 00:50:59,320
离谱的怀疑 害我一时意会不过来
941
00:50:59,420 --> 00:51:00,290
妳就别演了
942
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:04,630
妳提早两个小时出门
943
00:51:05,330 --> 00:51:07,700
不 我只是想去逛化妆品而已
944
00:51:09,170 --> 00:51:09,970
换衣服的时候
945
00:51:10,570 --> 00:51:13,600
我闻到一股酒味和烟味
946
00:51:15,470 --> 00:51:18,970
妳衬衫上还有大叔的白头发
947
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:20,680
妳的YouTube观看纪录中
948
00:51:20,980 --> 00:51:22,910
有"让将棋变好"的影片
949
00:51:23,810 --> 00:51:25,110
不该跟妳共享账户的
950
00:51:26,580 --> 00:51:27,350
妳是侦探吗？
951
00:51:27,650 --> 00:51:28,450
听着
952
00:51:29,290 --> 00:51:32,820
不管妳输多少钱都无所谓
953
00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:37,090
但我最讨厌不守信的人 知道吗？
954
00:51:38,260 --> 00:51:39,830
不不不 不是的
955
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,000
我并非输到一无所有
956
00:51:43,230 --> 00:51:45,970
大叔有送我妳喜欢的绒毛娃娃
957
00:51:47,670 --> 00:51:48,470
给妳
958
00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:54,440
我才不需要这种东西
959
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,410
我好不容易交到大叔朋友
960
00:52:01,150 --> 00:52:02,450
我也是妳的朋友吧？
961
00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:01,480
被炒鱿鱼了
962
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:03,650
最糟的情况
963
00:53:05,850 --> 00:53:07,320
松元先生真强
964
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:16,960
好吃
965
00:53:19,130 --> 00:53:22,500
跟妳这赌徒牵扯上准没好事
966
00:53:23,030 --> 00:53:23,830
我很抱歉
967
00:53:24,630 --> 00:53:25,840
我会找其他打工机会的
968
00:53:35,210 --> 00:53:37,080
连麦当劳都买不起的日子
969
00:53:42,790 --> 00:53:46,620
大麦克要390日元吧？
970
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,120
真是的
971
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,430
我都不知道现在的价钱了
972
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:52,500
真的不知道
973
00:53:57,630 --> 00:53:58,700
还有啊
974
00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:00,170
那个
975
00:54:02,300 --> 00:54:03,570
说大麦克就是
976
00:54:03,870 --> 00:54:07,440
汉堡和吉事堡两个迭在一起
977
00:54:07,810 --> 00:54:09,380
妳记得说这话的男生吗？
978
00:54:10,610 --> 00:54:11,550
还有说
979
00:54:13,220 --> 00:54:14,850
"买一个双层吉士堡"
980
00:54:14,850 --> 00:54:17,190
"不如买两个吉事堡来得划算"
981
00:54:18,150 --> 00:54:20,920
妳记得有男生这么说吗？
982
00:54:23,090 --> 00:54:25,160
爱怎么想是个人自由
983
00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:29,700
我完全知道 我就是被麦当劳耍了嘛
984
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,570
我吃麦当劳时也会这么想呀
985
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,170
可是当他直接告诉我实情
986
00:54:36,510 --> 00:54:38,980
我还是会不太高兴
987
00:54:39,170 --> 00:54:41,980
我又不在乎有没有被耍
988
00:54:42,110 --> 00:54:42,910
妳觉得呢？
989
00:54:45,250 --> 00:54:46,980
龙族拼图也无法让我提起劲
990
00:54:49,650 --> 00:54:50,790
咦？为什么？
991
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,560
妳在听吗？
992
00:55:12,780 --> 00:55:13,580
啊
993
00:55:14,010 --> 00:55:15,750
有小钢珠店耶 妳要不要去？
994
00:55:16,910 --> 00:55:17,680
我不去
995
00:55:17,910 --> 00:55:19,320
妳不去喔 是喔？
996
00:55:19,750 --> 00:55:20,480
干嘛？
997
00:55:21,180 --> 00:55:26,160
妳刚才盯着将棋看嘛 想去就去呀
998
00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:27,820
妳误会了
999
00:55:28,660 --> 00:55:29,960
我眼中只有真寻妳
1000
00:55:31,430 --> 00:55:34,600
我不想在危急时刻受赌博影响
1001
00:55:35,330 --> 00:55:37,570
所以不想和妳一起工作
1002
00:55:38,530 --> 00:55:42,340
话说刚才妳用膝盖攻击我额头很痛
1003
00:55:42,540 --> 00:55:46,340
喔 痛吗？被打活该
1004
00:55:46,940 --> 00:55:50,950
对了 妳的飞踢完全不痛 最好重练
1005
00:55:51,010 --> 00:55:52,850
我也完全不痛
1006
00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:53,950
妳刚才不是说很痛吗？
1007
00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:57,820
如果没有松元先生 我就赢了
1008
00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,490
什么？现在是在怪松元先生吗？
1009
00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:00,460
-嗯 -啥？
1010
00:56:00,790 --> 00:56:01,690
妳知道吗？
1011
00:56:01,990 --> 00:56:04,960
不守信的人容易沉迷赌博喔
1012
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:05,960
好
1013
00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:08,330
干掉她们后 我就约她出去
1014
00:56:08,430 --> 00:56:10,570
最好约她去吃青山的涮涮锅
1015
00:56:11,330 --> 00:56:13,540
送礼就送卡…
1016
00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:14,840
-卡地亚吗？ -对 卡地亚
1017
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:16,010
的香水…
1018
00:56:16,110 --> 00:56:18,570
香水不行 喜好因人而异
1019
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:19,780
是吗？
1020
00:56:20,110 --> 00:56:22,010
但我得送她糖果的回礼
1021
00:56:22,180 --> 00:56:24,680
突然送她香水…
1022
00:56:25,150 --> 00:56:26,020
没关系 我陪你去挑
1023
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:27,920
那我就放心了
1024
00:56:29,180 --> 00:56:30,950
话说回来 这好像是新枪
1025
00:56:31,290 --> 00:56:33,560
对 赤木先生为我们弄到的
1026
00:56:34,860 --> 00:56:35,660
好
1027
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,530
决定了
1028
00:56:53,940 --> 00:56:54,740
不错
1029
00:56:55,850 --> 00:56:56,650
辛苦了
1030
00:56:56,950 --> 00:56:58,350
辛苦了
1031
00:56:58,450 --> 00:56:59,980
闪光弹真帅
1032
00:57:00,850 --> 00:57:02,250
一下就解决了
1033
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:04,920
嗯 解决了小喽啰
1034
00:57:05,450 --> 00:57:06,360
总觉得
1035
00:57:06,690 --> 00:57:08,290
就像之前的银行劫匪一样
1036
00:57:08,590 --> 00:57:10,990
我希望能遇到更强一点的对手
1037
00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:14,000
妳是怎么发现他们的？
1038
00:57:15,170 --> 00:57:15,970
嗯
1039
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,900
我有闻到硝烟味
1040
00:57:18,130 --> 00:57:19,800
他们又穿了军靴
1041
00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,200
我刚才故意让妳停下
1042
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:23,410
发现他们举止诡异
1043
00:57:23,810 --> 00:57:27,340
三振出局就像"少女杀手特急便"
1044
00:57:27,710 --> 00:57:29,150
妳又是怎么发现的？
1045
00:57:29,380 --> 00:57:30,310
嗯
1046
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:33,680
直觉吧
1047
00:57:33,980 --> 00:57:34,820
真是厉害
1048
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,620
总之 找田坂先生清理？
1049
00:57:38,860 --> 00:57:40,560
是啊
1050
00:57:44,790 --> 00:57:45,930
等一下
1051
00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:47,600
不是说不能杀人吗？
1052
00:57:47,930 --> 00:57:49,670
我们又不知道他们身分
1053
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,040
可是他们拿枪偷袭我们耶
1054
00:57:52,570 --> 00:57:54,700
就算那样
1055
00:57:55,570 --> 00:57:58,270
规定停职期间不准杀人呀
1056
00:57:59,310 --> 00:58:00,140
不过呢
1057
00:58:00,940 --> 00:58:02,850
赌徒杉本小姐
1058
00:58:03,150 --> 00:58:06,650
如果想杀人的话 我不会阻止
1059
00:58:06,850 --> 00:58:07,650
啊
1060
00:58:07,950 --> 00:58:09,620
妳要生气到什么时候
1061
00:58:20,460 --> 00:58:22,870
两位现在停职中吧？
1062
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,600
停职中对吧？
1063
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:27,470
是的
1064
00:58:28,670 --> 00:58:30,710
那两个人身分不明
1065
00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:32,980
有可能不在保险理赔范围
1066
00:58:33,140 --> 00:58:34,440
不会吧
1067
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,310
他们有枪耶
1068
00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:39,820
跟上次银行抢案一样
1069
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,150
都是可以避免的
1070
00:58:44,450 --> 00:58:47,560
如果妳们被打一枪就好说话
1071
00:58:47,960 --> 00:58:49,090
被打一枪会死耶
1072
00:58:49,490 --> 00:58:51,630
对啊 请帮我拿这个
1073
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:52,860
还有这个
1074
00:58:53,260 --> 00:58:54,100
那我表演了喔
1075
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,200
表演什么？
1076
00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,000
这样就能避免
1077
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:00,300
好厉害啊
1078
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,870
像这样避免
1079
00:59:03,010 --> 00:59:04,070
好厉害啊
1080
00:59:04,610 --> 00:59:05,470
到底哪里有趣？
1081
00:59:06,980 --> 00:59:08,280
这样可以避免
1082
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,510
像这样
1083
00:59:11,410 --> 00:59:12,350
这份报告
1084
00:59:12,750 --> 00:59:13,780
妳们别忘了交
1085
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:15,150
-好懒啊 -啥？
1086
00:59:15,580 --> 00:59:18,290
他们到底是何方神圣
1087
00:59:18,790 --> 00:59:21,490
从枪的编号来看 是我们家的东西
1088
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:23,490
问中介人马上就清楚了
1089
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,660
宫内小姐 请记下编号
1090
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:26,800
我已经记下了
1091
00:59:30,130 --> 00:59:31,570
啊 麻烦
1092
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:33,940
啊 真忙
1093
00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:34,940
真的很忙
1094
00:59:36,110 --> 00:59:37,970
我是真的很忙
1095
00:59:38,070 --> 00:59:39,580
妳真行 马上记下编号
1096
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:43,410
想到写报告就懒
1097
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:46,580
是啊
1098
00:59:46,780 --> 00:59:47,650
好懒
1099
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:49,550
而且还要求手写
1100
00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:52,290
对啊 要手写
1101
00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:53,320
我才忙
1102
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:58,790
又是大半夜、又是流氓事务所
1103
00:59:59,030 --> 01:00:00,830
这么晚还要处理尸体 开什么玩笑
1104
01:00:00,930 --> 01:00:04,200
像这种时候 该怎么...
1105
01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:06,170
妳要原子笔吗？
1106
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,840
喔 原子笔
1107
01:00:08,940 --> 01:00:10,810
对 原子笔
1108
01:00:11,270 --> 01:00:12,080
而且...
1109
01:00:12,310 --> 01:00:17,310
还要买信封 有好多事要做
1110
01:00:17,450 --> 01:00:18,850
总觉得积压太多事了
1111
01:00:18,950 --> 01:00:20,580
我懂
1112
01:00:20,650 --> 01:00:21,450
妳懂吧
1113
01:00:21,580 --> 01:00:23,290
总有一天我要…
1114
01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:25,550
啊 结束了 结束了
1115
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:27,760
结束了
1116
01:00:28,090 --> 01:00:28,930
结束了喔
1117
01:00:29,190 --> 01:00:32,560
我回家要看"放松不动产"影片
1118
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,000
然后喝一杯
1119
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,830
澡堂也不错 澡堂有三温暖
1120
01:00:37,930 --> 01:00:39,970
就去澡堂疗愈身心吧
1121
01:00:40,340 --> 01:00:43,770
去三温暖会困 困了就不能喝酒
1122
01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:45,170
所以喝完酒再去三温暖
1123
01:00:45,340 --> 01:00:49,180
不过那样会毁坏身心 还有致死危机
1124
01:00:50,310 --> 01:00:52,120
他总是那样自言自语吗？
1125
01:00:52,450 --> 01:00:53,250
基本上是的
1126
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:54,480
真辛苦
1127
01:00:54,950 --> 01:00:56,020
-恶心 -可怕
1128
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,550
妳们俩下班后会做什么？
1129
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,260
嗯 去购物之类的
1130
01:01:04,030 --> 01:01:06,630
去演唱会啦、看电影啦
1131
01:01:07,930 --> 01:01:08,700
是喔
1132
01:01:12,430 --> 01:01:13,240
宫内小姐呢？
1133
01:01:14,100 --> 01:01:15,640
有什么娱乐吗？
1134
01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:18,540
我最近喜欢一边抽水烟一边玩卡坦岛
1135
01:01:18,810 --> 01:01:20,640
一边抽水烟一边玩卡坦岛？
1136
01:01:20,910 --> 01:01:22,540
的确有这种玩法
1137
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:23,480
因为我是辣妹
1138
01:01:24,410 --> 01:01:25,180
辣妹
1139
01:01:26,150 --> 01:01:28,420
-辣妹 -超可爱的
1140
01:01:29,190 --> 01:01:29,990
不错呢 辣妹
1141
01:01:30,290 --> 01:01:31,650
-辣妹 -很棒很棒
1142
01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:32,620
田坂先生
1143
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,690
你也来做一下手势嘛
1144
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:35,760
什么？
1145
01:01:35,820 --> 01:01:36,690
做辣妹的手势
1146
01:01:36,990 --> 01:01:37,890
辣妹怎么了吗？
1147
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:38,960
就是辣妹呀
1148
01:01:39,130 --> 01:01:40,400
-那是什么？ -你不知道吗？
1149
01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:42,830
-抖音影片？ -你不是知道吗？
1150
01:01:42,930 --> 01:01:43,730
原来他知道
1151
01:01:44,670 --> 01:01:45,530
请做辣妹手势
1152
01:01:45,770 --> 01:01:47,740
-我一定要做吗？ -拜托你
1153
01:01:48,140 --> 01:01:51,310
-好吧 我做完就回家喔 -好
1154
01:01:51,410 --> 01:01:53,080
1、2、3 辣妹
1155
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,310
-真精彩 -好厉害
1156
01:01:58,410 --> 01:01:58,810
真厉害
1157
01:01:58,810 --> 01:02:01,920
你果然在辣妹和工作方面都很拿手
1158
01:02:02,250 --> 01:02:05,320
工作真的是我的强项
1159
01:02:05,420 --> 01:02:08,020
我希望做好榜样并感化妳们
1160
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,760
希望妳们也能努力做好专业人士
1161
01:02:11,390 --> 01:02:13,300
请多指教了 宫内小姐 可以下班了
1162
01:02:13,660 --> 01:02:14,830
-好 -辛苦了
1163
01:02:15,060 --> 01:02:17,130
等一下 他们逃走了
1164
01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:18,400
哇 等一下 不会吧
1165
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,470
怎么了？
1166
01:02:21,740 --> 01:02:23,540
我们好不容易打倒他们耶
1167
01:02:24,340 --> 01:02:25,170
惨了 被摆了一道
1168
01:02:29,350 --> 01:02:30,410
去死吧
1169
01:02:31,780 --> 01:02:34,080
妳不能开枪
1170
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:35,280
不行不行 妳在干嘛
1171
01:02:35,580 --> 01:02:37,450
马上把枪放下
1172
01:02:38,620 --> 01:02:40,290
这样会让他们逃跑的
1173
01:02:41,060 --> 01:02:42,820
啊 搞砸了
1174
01:02:43,930 --> 01:02:45,430
这样会被骂的
1175
01:02:45,730 --> 01:02:47,230
那就开枪打他们呀
1176
01:02:47,530 --> 01:02:50,170
你就是不能当机立断才无法出人头地
1177
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:51,170
出人头地？
1178
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:52,630
总之
1179
01:02:52,930 --> 01:02:54,140
宫内小姐 妳可以下班了
1180
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:55,940
我会努力找回他们
1181
01:02:56,110 --> 01:02:57,770
不 我帮你
1182
01:02:58,310 --> 01:03:00,410
如果你被打 我心情会不好
1183
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:01,280
心情不好？
1184
01:03:02,110 --> 01:03:03,250
真是的
1185
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,280
我本来不想用这把枪
1186
01:03:10,990 --> 01:03:11,790
需要帮忙吗？
1187
01:03:11,890 --> 01:03:13,160
追人是我们的强项
1188
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:18,260
拜托妳们了
1189
01:03:20,460 --> 01:03:21,260
-咦？ -什么？
1190
01:03:22,130 --> 01:03:23,200
真寻妳有听到什么吗？
1191
01:03:23,430 --> 01:03:24,200
什么也没听到
1192
01:03:24,370 --> 01:03:25,170
是啊
1193
01:03:25,830 --> 01:03:26,840
拜托妳们了
1194
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:30,440
好的
1195
01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:38,010
借用了
1196
01:03:39,180 --> 01:03:40,020
她们两人的力量
1197
01:03:41,180 --> 01:03:43,250
我也和她们一起去找
1198
01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:44,290
失陪了
1199
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:48,920
不会吧
1200
01:03:49,490 --> 01:03:51,190
这是在欺负我吗？
1201
01:03:51,630 --> 01:03:52,590
怎么会发生这种事
1202
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,500
明明气氛很好 却全被毁了
1203
01:03:58,600 --> 01:03:59,370
算了
1204
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:03,000
身为清理专家的我 要把这里收拾干净
1205
01:04:03,210 --> 01:04:04,770
让他们吓到脚软
1206
01:04:05,210 --> 01:04:07,140
惹毛我田坂守
1207
01:04:07,940 --> 01:04:08,940
你们会后悔的
1208
01:04:19,990 --> 01:04:21,290
田坂先生
1209
01:04:22,020 --> 01:04:23,290
你没事吗？
1210
01:04:24,590 --> 01:04:26,360
好热
1211
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,270
蚊子真多
1212
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:34,770
田坂先生？
1213
01:04:35,870 --> 01:04:37,770
田坂先生 你还好吗？
1214
01:04:40,410 --> 01:04:41,180
啊
1215
01:04:41,780 --> 01:04:42,610
宫内小姐
1216
01:04:44,310 --> 01:04:46,750
那两人抢走我的枪
1217
01:04:47,820 --> 01:04:48,620
我中枪了
1218
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:53,320
赶快呼叫救护组
1219
01:04:54,290 --> 01:04:55,090
等一下
1220
01:04:57,290 --> 01:04:59,030
我死前必须交代一下
1221
01:04:59,630 --> 01:05:00,560
交代什么？
1222
01:05:02,030 --> 01:05:03,100
如果我死了
1223
01:05:04,170 --> 01:05:06,570
请用酒精清洗满地的血
1224
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:08,470
然后在面包车里
1225
01:05:09,270 --> 01:05:10,440
铺上蓝色塑料布
1226
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:12,580
再用那个包裹尸体
1227
01:05:12,610 --> 01:05:13,910
田坂先生
1228
01:05:14,610 --> 01:05:15,340
对了
1229
01:05:16,180 --> 01:05:16,980
还有…
1230
01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:26,460
这个
1231
01:05:29,590 --> 01:05:30,360
这是什么？
1232
01:05:31,590 --> 01:05:33,300
要把尸体状态写清楚
1233
01:05:34,130 --> 01:05:36,200
处理人才会接下案子
1234
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,000
我告诉妳我的现状
1235
01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:40,970
妳把它写下来
1236
01:05:42,340 --> 01:05:43,240
干嘛这样
1237
01:05:45,940 --> 01:05:46,740
宫内小姐
1238
01:05:51,780 --> 01:05:52,580
请切换身分
1239
01:06:01,590 --> 01:06:02,360
是
1240
01:06:06,700 --> 01:06:08,560
处理对象的名字是
1241
01:06:09,970 --> 01:06:10,770
田坂守
1242
01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:14,670
腹部
1243
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:16,540
有枪伤
1244
01:06:17,740 --> 01:06:18,670
造成大量出血
1245
01:06:22,450 --> 01:06:23,480
田坂守
1246
01:06:24,650 --> 01:06:25,450
腹部
1247
01:06:26,820 --> 01:06:27,620
有枪伤…
1248
01:06:30,190 --> 01:06:30,990
咦？
1249
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,020
田坂先生 你中枪了
1250
01:06:35,260 --> 01:06:36,260
你没事吧？
1251
01:06:36,490 --> 01:06:37,260
嗯
1252
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:41,300
我被那两人打中
1253
01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:50,940
他们逃往哪个方向？
1254
01:06:58,780 --> 01:06:59,580
那边吗？
1255
01:07:00,420 --> 01:07:01,420
你什么时候中枪的？
1256
01:07:04,650 --> 01:07:05,550
4分钟前
1257
01:07:06,490 --> 01:07:07,490
路上可能有血迹
1258
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:08,620
我们趁现在快去找
1259
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:11,290
他就拜托妳了
1260
01:07:12,260 --> 01:07:13,060
是
1261
01:07:15,670 --> 01:07:17,330
她们工作真认真
1262
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:20,840
哇
1263
01:07:21,470 --> 01:07:22,270
头痛
1264
01:07:23,270 --> 01:07:24,540
头真的好痛
1265
01:07:25,570 --> 01:07:27,740
因为又被踩又被踢
1266
01:07:28,780 --> 01:07:31,310
真的假的？竟然失败了
1267
01:07:31,850 --> 01:07:32,910
啊
1268
01:07:32,980 --> 01:07:35,980
还暴露了枪的编号
1269
01:07:36,350 --> 01:07:37,220
可恶
1270
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,150
总之
1271
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,460
先在东京会合...喂？
1272
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:42,960
喂
1273
01:07:43,090 --> 01:07:45,330
为什么Wi-Fi偏偏在这个时候断讯
1274
01:07:45,660 --> 01:07:47,660
开什么玩笑啊？
1275
01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:52,100
咦？
1276
01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:54,540
什么？
1277
01:08:01,110 --> 01:08:01,910
怎么了？
1278
01:08:02,310 --> 01:08:03,140
喂 等等
1279
01:08:04,350 --> 01:08:05,350
等等我啦
1280
01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:46,560
须佐野先生 你来了啊
1281
01:08:47,090 --> 01:08:50,430
我以为这次死定了
1282
01:08:50,490 --> 01:08:52,990
我吓了一跳
1283
01:08:53,290 --> 01:08:55,430
听说你中枪 还以为你真的会死
1284
01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:56,700
真是有惊无险
1285
01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:59,930
这个人还写了自己的验尸报告
1286
01:09:00,340 --> 01:09:02,100
这种人个性很差吧
1287
01:09:02,370 --> 01:09:04,470
我那时真的以为自己会死
1288
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,610
中枪前我腹部用力
1289
01:09:06,610 --> 01:09:07,840
才让子弹滑过免于一死
1290
01:09:08,310 --> 01:09:09,480
什么嘛 田坂
1291
01:09:09,780 --> 01:09:10,680
你的状态很好嘛
1292
01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:12,350
请别这样…好痛
1293
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:15,280
话说回来 抓到射击我的那两人了吗？
1294
01:09:15,420 --> 01:09:18,020
还没抓到 但抓到了中介人
1295
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:20,190
是吗？他们到底是谁？
1296
01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:21,960
他们是承包我们案子的打工族
1297
01:09:22,020 --> 01:09:23,290
哇 是布丁
1298
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:24,590
啊 布丁
1299
01:09:24,790 --> 01:09:27,500
中介人口风很紧 浪费很多时间
1300
01:09:27,930 --> 01:09:30,870
刚才开会决定要肃清那两位杀手
1301
01:09:31,130 --> 01:09:33,170
总之这案子"肃清先生"会处理啰
1302
01:09:33,270 --> 01:09:34,300
"肃清先生"不会出现
1303
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:36,270
"肃清先生"出现就出大事了
1304
01:09:36,470 --> 01:09:38,840
我被射中不是大事吗？
1305
01:09:40,140 --> 01:09:41,640
听说他们误信"杀了正职杀手"
1306
01:09:42,110 --> 01:09:45,010
"打工族就可进入组织往上升"的谣言
1307
01:09:46,350 --> 01:09:48,320
为什么会相信这种谣言？
1308
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:50,590
-一起拍吗？ -不用了
1309
01:09:50,650 --> 01:09:51,450
是吗？
1310
01:09:51,590 --> 01:09:54,590
千里和真寻正在追杀那两个人吗？
1311
01:09:54,660 --> 01:09:56,490
没有 她们停职中
1312
01:09:56,930 --> 01:09:59,130
她们一直找到早上 现在正在睡觉
1313
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:00,600
嗯
1314
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:03,260
不管谁杀了他们都无所谓
1315
01:10:03,870 --> 01:10:06,800
最重要的是要好清理
1316
01:10:07,870 --> 01:10:09,300
布丁真好吃
1317
01:10:09,370 --> 01:10:10,210
很好吃吧
1318
01:10:10,310 --> 01:10:11,240
-好吃 -真的吗？
1319
01:10:11,310 --> 01:10:12,110
快吃吧
1320
01:10:12,170 --> 01:10:13,070
这是哪里买的？
1321
01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:14,110
-车站 -车站喔
1322
01:10:14,180 --> 01:10:15,180
车站也有美食啊
1323
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:16,240
-我开动了 -快吃吧
1324
01:10:16,310 --> 01:10:17,110
请用
1325
01:10:20,010 --> 01:10:20,980
-等一下 -怎么了？
1326
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:21,920
咦？
1327
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:26,590
-好吃 -什么嘛
1328
01:10:26,660 --> 01:10:28,590
干嘛叫我们等一下
1329
01:10:30,830 --> 01:10:32,630
-等一下 -又怎么了？
1330
01:10:33,290 --> 01:10:34,760
-好吃 -所以干嘛要等一下啦
1331
01:10:35,300 --> 01:10:36,200
"等一下"是什么意思
1332
01:10:36,430 --> 01:10:37,330
什么意思啦
1333
01:10:37,430 --> 01:10:38,570
为什么辣妹都要我们等呢？
1334
01:10:38,900 --> 01:10:39,770
等一下
1335
01:10:39,940 --> 01:10:40,740
什么？
1336
01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:42,240
-好吃对吧？ -嗯
1337
01:11:06,330 --> 01:11:08,660
你还没约那个店员吧
1338
01:11:09,330 --> 01:11:12,070
是啊
1339
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:16,300
我也有正事还没做完
1340
01:11:30,490 --> 01:11:31,350
我要帮你报仇
1341
01:11:37,890 --> 01:11:39,430
第一次点这个定食
1342
01:11:39,660 --> 01:11:40,460
嗯
1343
01:11:41,330 --> 01:11:42,800
赢的话每天都能吃
1344
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:45,400
每天…
1345
01:11:46,070 --> 01:11:46,840
每天
1346
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:48,600
话说…
1347
01:11:48,900 --> 01:11:50,610
约会
1348
01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:52,740
我该开口约了
1349
01:11:55,110 --> 01:11:55,910
惨了
1350
01:11:56,180 --> 01:11:58,010
我一紧张 喉咙就发不出声
1351
01:11:59,780 --> 01:12:01,920
要约她 就要利落一点
1352
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:03,650
-要利落 -要利落
1353
01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:07,020
太好了 680日元
1354
01:12:07,460 --> 01:12:09,760
这里是东京最便宜的天堂
1355
01:12:09,830 --> 01:12:10,960
不好意思
1356
01:12:11,630 --> 01:12:12,530
好热啊
1357
01:12:16,830 --> 01:12:17,630
请用茶
1358
01:12:17,730 --> 01:12:18,830
我们要点鸡排定食两份
1359
01:12:19,270 --> 01:12:20,070
饭呢？
1360
01:12:20,130 --> 01:12:20,940
小碗的两个
1361
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:21,800
好的
1362
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:24,310
唉
1363
01:12:25,070 --> 01:12:28,780
找了一整晚 找得我腰酸背痛
1364
01:12:29,110 --> 01:12:30,610
这都是为了田坂呀
1365
01:12:31,410 --> 01:12:32,750
定食餐厅的茶最好喝了
1366
01:12:33,550 --> 01:12:35,620
跟所有饮料相比吗？
1367
01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:36,550
在夏天
1368
01:12:36,790 --> 01:12:38,590
重点是在不怎么凉快的店里
1369
01:12:38,990 --> 01:12:40,120
嗯
1370
01:12:40,890 --> 01:12:41,660
看起来真好吃
1371
01:12:42,890 --> 01:12:44,830
别一直盯着隔壁看
1372
01:12:44,930 --> 01:12:45,730
因为看起来很好吃嘛
1373
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:47,430
洒了一堆七味粉
1374
01:12:48,260 --> 01:12:49,970
的确看起来很好吃
1375
01:12:51,230 --> 01:12:52,000
果真要1000日元
1376
01:12:52,740 --> 01:12:53,530
好贵
1377
01:12:53,640 --> 01:12:54,600
妳知道定食餐厅
1378
01:12:54,940 --> 01:12:58,140
有700、800、900、1000关卡吗？
1379
01:12:58,740 --> 01:13:03,280
根据当时手头状况点餐的意思吗？
1380
01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:04,780
嗯 没错
1381
01:13:05,010 --> 01:13:06,020
嗯
1382
01:13:06,850 --> 01:13:08,780
的确不久之前
1383
01:13:08,850 --> 01:13:12,550
我在超商花1000日元也没感觉
1384
01:13:12,620 --> 01:13:13,720
啊 别说了…
1385
01:13:15,590 --> 01:13:16,390
不是的
1386
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:17,390
现在很快乐
1387
01:13:17,830 --> 01:13:19,960
现在这种状况…
1388
01:13:20,030 --> 01:13:20,830
不好意思
1389
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:26,800
那个…
1390
01:13:28,970 --> 01:13:30,200
非常好吃
1391
01:13:30,770 --> 01:13:31,570
啊
1392
01:13:32,010 --> 01:13:33,210
谢谢您
1393
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:34,980
我才要谢谢妳的手艺
1394
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:39,410
这是我妈妈做的
1395
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:41,980
这样啊
1396
01:13:43,650 --> 01:13:44,620
我会转达的
1397
01:13:44,820 --> 01:13:45,620
拜托妳了
1398
01:13:46,420 --> 01:13:47,320
谢谢
1399
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:48,690
谢谢
1400
01:13:52,260 --> 01:13:54,200
啊 有点热
1401
01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:57,370
原来是儿童科学电话咨询窗口
1402
01:13:57,470 --> 01:13:58,270
那是什么？
1403
01:13:58,600 --> 01:13:59,370
咦？
1404
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,200
让您久等了
1405
01:14:32,300 --> 01:14:33,200
看起来很好吃
1406
01:14:33,570 --> 01:14:34,700
哇 看起来真好吃
1407
01:14:35,470 --> 01:14:36,270
哇
1408
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:37,910
太好了
1409
01:14:37,970 --> 01:14:39,170
有附酱菜
1410
01:14:40,270 --> 01:14:42,810
这样才680日元…真开心
1411
01:14:43,010 --> 01:14:43,980
太棒了
1412
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:46,280
-请慢用 -真的很感谢
1413
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:50,650
我开动了
1414
01:14:52,350 --> 01:14:53,190
敢动就杀了你
1415
01:15:00,030 --> 01:15:01,130
你们不想引起骚动吧
1416
01:15:04,870 --> 01:15:06,330
你们的目的是什么？跟我们有仇吗？
1417
01:15:08,940 --> 01:15:10,570
嘴巴不会说话吗？
1418
01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:14,240
我很想吃刚炸好的鸡排
1419
01:15:34,260 --> 01:15:35,100
我要结账
1420
01:15:36,430 --> 01:15:37,170
快走
1421
01:15:46,410 --> 01:15:47,980
吓死了 我以为我会死
1422
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:50,010
吓死了 我以为妳死了
1423
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:51,310
什么什么？
1424
01:15:51,650 --> 01:15:54,020
-妳们在干什么 -对不起
1425
01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:56,250
要玩官兵捉强盗就去外面
1426
01:15:56,420 --> 01:15:58,120
妳能动吗？没事吧？
1427
01:15:58,190 --> 01:15:59,290
嗯 没事
1428
01:15:59,350 --> 01:16:00,490
真的？可以吗？
1429
01:16:01,590 --> 01:16:02,360
嗯 我很健壮
1430
01:16:02,660 --> 01:16:04,930
伤害我拍档 我要让你见棺材
1431
01:16:05,130 --> 01:16:06,660
哇 生气了生气了
1432
01:16:06,830 --> 01:16:09,360
谢谢款待 抱歉弄得有点乱
1433
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:12,570
我要结账 不用找钱了
1434
01:16:17,670 --> 01:16:19,410
不好意思 还是找钱吧
1435
01:16:19,470 --> 01:16:21,140
够了 快走
1436
01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:23,780
我之后再来吃
1437
01:16:41,830 --> 01:16:42,830
我们在这里分手吧
1438
01:16:43,630 --> 01:16:45,070
我会把那两人约出来做个了断
1439
01:16:45,270 --> 01:16:46,070
什么？
1440
01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:47,140
稍后再会合吧
1441
01:16:47,940 --> 01:16:49,470
你在说什么傻话啊 大哥
1442
01:16:50,540 --> 01:16:51,640
你一个人赢不了的
1443
01:16:52,670 --> 01:16:53,810
我们俩合力把她们打倒
1444
01:16:53,910 --> 01:16:55,610
-真琴 -为了胜利而战吧
1445
01:16:55,810 --> 01:16:56,640
我已经
1446
01:16:57,110 --> 01:16:59,080
不管协会、不管杀手规范
1447
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:02,020
不管今后的生活 那些都无所谓了
1448
01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:03,120
至少
1449
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:06,550
至少要把那两个人打倒
1450
01:17:07,860 --> 01:17:10,130
一起战斗、一起打倒她们吧
1451
01:17:17,070 --> 01:17:17,830
是啊
1452
01:17:20,340 --> 01:17:21,270
我们绝对要赢
1453
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:23,440
是啊
1454
01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:35,020
热血沸腾了
1455
01:17:52,330 --> 01:17:53,140
啊
1456
01:17:54,140 --> 01:17:56,410
还是先联络须佐野先生吧？
1457
01:17:57,340 --> 01:17:59,170
不 事后报告就好吧
1458
01:18:01,340 --> 01:18:02,680
不行吗？不行
1459
01:18:05,780 --> 01:18:08,480
所以真正好吃的和食
1460
01:18:08,580 --> 01:18:10,250
是很有层次的
1461
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:12,390
-你绝对不懂那滋味 -那是什么意思
1462
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:13,290
就像
1463
01:18:13,450 --> 01:18:14,390
香水一样
1464
01:18:14,620 --> 01:18:15,720
-香水？ -香水
1465
01:18:15,790 --> 01:18:16,720
你把和食比喻成香水？
1466
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:17,830
对 为了方便你们理解
1467
01:18:17,830 --> 01:18:19,390
因为两位都是京都…
1468
01:18:19,530 --> 01:18:20,330
喂
1469
01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:22,360
您辛苦了
1470
01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:23,500
有什么事吗？
1471
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:24,670
嗯 那个
1472
01:18:24,870 --> 01:18:27,170
我们找到了那两个杀手
1473
01:18:27,640 --> 01:18:28,670
可以做了他们吗？
1474
01:18:29,470 --> 01:18:30,270
什么？
1475
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:34,010
停职期间的规范是...
1476
01:18:34,110 --> 01:18:36,840
我不管规范 我想表达的是热血
1477
01:18:36,980 --> 01:18:38,650
热血？那是什么？
1478
01:18:38,850 --> 01:18:40,820
就算是停职期间
1479
01:18:40,980 --> 01:18:43,820
杀手不杀眼前的敌人说不过去
1480
01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:46,790
是啊 我们杀手最会的就是杀人
1481
01:18:46,950 --> 01:18:48,460
就算妳这么说...
1482
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:50,860
须佐野先生 发生什么事了？
1483
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:54,400
千里和真寻找到那两个杀手了
1484
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:55,460
还说要杀了他们
1485
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,200
但她们正在停职中
1486
01:18:57,870 --> 01:18:58,770
我也不知道该怎么办
1487
01:19:00,570 --> 01:19:02,640
那由我来委托吧？
1488
01:19:03,870 --> 01:19:04,670
-咦？ -什么？
1489
01:19:05,470 --> 01:19:08,040
我指名她们去杀那两个人
1490
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:10,810
这样就符合例外条件
1491
01:19:13,610 --> 01:19:16,280
杀手不能因为私人恩怨杀人
1492
01:19:16,650 --> 01:19:19,220
我委托她们杀人就可以
1493
01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:22,120
妳说的虽然有理 但为什么这么做？
1494
01:19:22,990 --> 01:19:24,130
这要自掏腰包喔
1495
01:19:24,690 --> 01:19:25,490
不
1496
01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:27,600
前辈中枪 我气到不行
1497
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:29,160
我太生气了
1498
01:19:30,660 --> 01:19:31,700
答案真简单
1499
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:34,200
你中枪了不生气吗？
1500
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:37,170
气死了气死了
1501
01:19:37,770 --> 01:19:39,070
你就是这一点不行
1502
01:19:40,310 --> 01:19:42,310
奴性深入了骨髓里去
1503
01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:44,150
奴性…
1504
01:19:45,610 --> 01:19:47,150
我知道了 那钱由我出
1505
01:19:47,250 --> 01:19:49,020
不 不用了
1506
01:19:49,450 --> 01:19:52,350
因为你就算中枪 也无所谓呀
1507
01:19:52,550 --> 01:19:53,950
我并非无所谓
1508
01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:55,690
看大家这么担心我
1509
01:19:55,790 --> 01:19:58,190
我故意表现得很开朗
1510
01:19:58,290 --> 01:19:59,590
开不开朗要别人认定吧
1511
01:19:59,930 --> 01:20:02,760
你们在聊什么？我现在很急耶
1512
01:20:03,170 --> 01:20:03,960
嗯
1513
01:20:04,170 --> 01:20:04,970
总之
1514
01:20:05,470 --> 01:20:06,270
去做吧
1515
01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:09,640
啊 你答应了？
1516
01:20:09,700 --> 01:20:10,510
是的
1517
01:20:10,700 --> 01:20:11,540
请尽情发挥
1518
01:20:11,670 --> 01:20:13,140
我们会杀出精彩的
1519
01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:16,140
太好了
1520
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:18,410
-喂 我是田坂 -好开心
1521
01:20:18,550 --> 01:20:19,610
你辛苦了
1522
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:20,950
辛苦了
1523
01:20:21,180 --> 01:20:22,020
那个...
1524
01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:24,420
-要弄干净 -嗯 我们会弄干净
1525
01:20:27,660 --> 01:20:28,490
妳们可以尽情发挥
1526
01:20:30,690 --> 01:20:32,130
-咦？ -可以尽情发挥
1527
01:20:33,030 --> 01:20:34,030
可以尽情发挥吗？
1528
01:20:34,030 --> 01:20:36,030
可以 把他们剁成泥也可以
1529
01:20:36,300 --> 01:20:37,130
剁成泥？
1530
01:20:37,130 --> 01:20:39,900
剁成泥弄成黏黏烂烂的也可以
1531
01:20:40,070 --> 01:20:40,770
剁成泥？
1532
01:20:41,340 --> 01:20:42,340
黏黏烂烂的…
1533
01:20:43,470 --> 01:20:44,710
不管现场多脏
1534
01:20:44,710 --> 01:20:47,940
我和宫内都会弄干净对吧？
1535
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:50,250
是 包在我身上
1536
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:56,020
请把枪击我肚子的混蛋打死吧
1537
01:20:59,190 --> 01:20:59,990
收到
1538
01:21:24,450 --> 01:21:24,910
你要吗？
1539
01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:26,280
谢啦
1540
01:23:47,560 --> 01:23:49,590
果真强
1541
01:23:50,860 --> 01:23:52,090
职业杀手真厉害
1542
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:52,960
是啊
1543
01:23:54,030 --> 01:23:54,830
不过
1544
01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:56,770
我们也没输
1545
01:23:57,300 --> 01:23:59,630
当然啦 笨蛋 我们会赢
1546
01:23:59,630 --> 01:24:00,340
好痛
1547
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:02,640
轻松得胜
1548
01:24:02,940 --> 01:24:04,640
轻松得胜
1549
01:24:04,710 --> 01:24:06,270
-轻松得胜 -轻松得胜
1550
01:24:07,940 --> 01:24:08,710
他们两个
1551
01:24:09,440 --> 01:24:11,680
加入我们组织应该会成为好杀手
1552
01:24:12,580 --> 01:24:13,350
嗯
1553
01:24:13,910 --> 01:24:16,020
他们很能打
1554
01:24:18,350 --> 01:24:20,090
妳流这么多血没事吧？
1555
01:24:21,860 --> 01:24:23,790
我最近只有吃鸡肉
1556
01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:25,960
造血不足
1557
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:31,430
这次结束后要举办铁质派对
1558
01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:33,270
做些猪肝韭菜
1559
01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:36,300
嗯 好啊
1560
01:24:37,270 --> 01:24:38,110
我答应妳
1561
01:24:39,410 --> 01:24:40,740
妳要跟我做约定啊
1562
01:24:41,980 --> 01:24:42,810
嗯
1563
01:24:43,280 --> 01:24:44,110
我答应妳
1564
01:24:53,420 --> 01:24:54,190
握住我的手
1565
01:25:01,630 --> 01:25:02,460
那两个女的
1566
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,930
如果跟我们同伙 应该是件开心的事
1567
01:25:06,430 --> 01:25:07,200
也许吧
1568
01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:10,940
但跟她们对打才是最开心的
1569
01:25:12,610 --> 01:25:13,440
确实是
1570
01:25:16,110 --> 01:25:16,910
好
1571
01:25:17,950 --> 01:25:20,010
我们会赢的 会赢
1572
01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:22,080
会赢的
1573
01:25:22,150 --> 01:25:22,950
喔
1574
01:25:24,990 --> 01:25:26,590
南中篮球社集合
1575
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:29,160
我们拥有的是…
1576
01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:30,120
勇气
1577
01:25:30,290 --> 01:25:31,090
我们是…
1578
01:25:31,190 --> 01:25:31,990
强者
1579
01:25:32,090 --> 01:25:32,960
面对她们…
1580
01:25:33,160 --> 01:25:33,990
不会输
1581
01:25:34,130 --> 01:25:35,360
前方就是…
1582
01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:37,430
胜利
1583
01:25:39,670 --> 01:25:41,240
这口号真土
1584
01:25:52,750 --> 01:25:54,420
很抱歉我破坏了很多约定
1585
01:25:55,980 --> 01:25:57,280
妳现在干嘛又提
1586
01:25:58,450 --> 01:25:59,250
没事了
1587
01:26:01,690 --> 01:26:02,620
妳一定会赢
1588
01:26:04,090 --> 01:26:04,860
我讨厌妳死
1589
01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:09,700
妳怎么气势变这么弱
1590
01:26:12,170 --> 01:26:13,230
赌我一把吧
1591
01:26:14,570 --> 01:26:15,670
杉本千里
1592
01:26:20,070 --> 01:26:20,840
妳去吧
1593
01:26:22,140 --> 01:26:22,940
要赢喔 真寻
1594
01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:26,650
包在我身上
1595
01:26:46,230 --> 01:26:47,000
我走了
1596
01:26:47,970 --> 01:26:48,770
嗯
1597
01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:49,670
好
1598
01:26:50,170 --> 01:26:51,240
你绝对要赢
1599
01:30:02,830 --> 01:30:03,630
赢了
1600
01:30:05,930 --> 01:30:07,940
我赢了
1601
01:30:08,970 --> 01:30:09,770
胜利
1602
01:30:13,680 --> 01:30:14,470
真琴
1603
01:30:16,340 --> 01:30:17,150
啊 好痛
1604
01:31:08,660 --> 01:31:09,460
早安
1605
01:31:10,970 --> 01:31:11,770
早安
1606
01:32:30,680 --> 01:32:31,480
结束了
1607
01:32:37,990 --> 01:32:38,790
累死我了
1608
01:32:46,390 --> 01:32:47,160
大哥…
1609
01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:51,800
喔
1610
01:32:52,570 --> 01:32:53,330
啊
1611
01:32:58,840 --> 01:32:59,840
哎呀
1612
01:33:00,540 --> 01:33:01,740
我被打败了
1613
01:33:03,780 --> 01:33:05,680
下一次你会赢
1614
01:33:12,390 --> 01:33:13,790
不过我们是最强的
1615
01:33:15,420 --> 01:33:16,220
是的
1616
01:33:17,460 --> 01:33:18,290
辛苦了
1617
01:33:19,730 --> 01:33:20,560
辛苦了
1618
01:33:24,330 --> 01:33:25,130
咦？
1619
01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:26,000
你还活着嘛
1620
01:33:26,100 --> 01:33:27,170
当然啰
1621
01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:32,440
打得很开心
1622
01:33:35,040 --> 01:33:35,840
下次
1623
01:33:36,480 --> 01:33:38,750
绝对要开枪打爆妳的头
1624
01:33:39,080 --> 01:33:39,980
试试看啊 笨蛋
1625
01:33:41,750 --> 01:33:42,680
别叫我们笨蛋 笨蛋
1626
01:33:49,960 --> 01:33:50,930
因为你们
1627
01:33:51,590 --> 01:33:53,490
我们没吃到鸡排
1628
01:33:54,160 --> 01:33:55,930
因为妳们
1629
01:33:56,130 --> 01:33:57,100
真琴他
1630
01:33:57,500 --> 01:33:59,100
没跟那个店员告白
1631
01:33:59,170 --> 01:34:01,200
够了 别提那件事
1632
01:34:01,300 --> 01:34:02,800
啊…好痛
1633
01:34:02,870 --> 01:34:04,010
告白不可能顺利的
1634
01:34:04,110 --> 01:34:05,010
为什么这么说？
1635
01:34:05,110 --> 01:34:06,040
真敢说
1636
01:34:06,140 --> 01:34:07,470
开什么玩笑
1637
01:34:11,440 --> 01:34:13,980
你那件T恤 挺可爱的
1638
01:34:15,580 --> 01:34:16,350
很可爱吧？
1639
01:34:16,650 --> 01:34:19,790
这只猫叫美代 很可爱吧？
1640
01:34:19,850 --> 01:34:22,120
请妳们对他的吐槽能手下留情
1641
01:34:22,190 --> 01:34:24,360
我每天都给牠吃猫零嘴
1642
01:34:24,960 --> 01:34:26,290
莫非你身上有猫零嘴？
1643
01:34:26,630 --> 01:34:27,430
有啊
1644
01:34:27,690 --> 01:34:29,460
鲔鱼口味的最好吃
1645
01:34:29,560 --> 01:34:31,560
什么？鸡胸肉口味的吧
1646
01:34:31,870 --> 01:34:33,170
你们有吃过吗？
1647
01:34:33,470 --> 01:34:35,140
-很好吃的 -有啊 好吃
1648
01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:36,500
饶了我吧
1649
01:34:37,070 --> 01:34:38,970
-好恶心 -我推荐鸡胸肉口味
1650
01:34:39,670 --> 01:34:40,470
给妳鲔鱼口味
1651
01:34:41,280 --> 01:34:42,310
也给大哥鲔鱼口味
1652
01:34:42,810 --> 01:34:43,680
鲔鱼吗？
1653
01:34:43,780 --> 01:34:44,580
不吃吗？
1654
01:34:45,310 --> 01:34:46,480
真的要吃这个吗？
1655
01:34:46,580 --> 01:34:47,350
吃吧吃吧
1656
01:34:47,420 --> 01:34:48,920
要干杯吗？
1657
01:34:48,980 --> 01:34:49,850
好提议
1658
01:34:50,990 --> 01:34:52,990
最后的晚餐竟然是猫零嘴
1659
01:34:53,090 --> 01:34:53,850
就是猫零嘴
1660
01:34:54,620 --> 01:34:55,590
干杯吧
1661
01:34:55,920 --> 01:34:56,690
干杯
1662
01:34:58,290 --> 01:34:59,160
这个真的能吃吗？
1663
01:34:59,660 --> 01:35:01,630
能吃的 虽然味道有点淡
1664
01:35:04,300 --> 01:35:05,130
的确是鲔鱼
1665
01:35:05,700 --> 01:35:06,670
好恶心
1666
01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:09,200
妳尝尝看
1667
01:35:09,700 --> 01:35:10,570
真的可以吃
1668
01:35:10,700 --> 01:35:11,470
可以吃的
1669
01:35:11,910 --> 01:35:12,670
是的
1670
01:35:13,540 --> 01:35:14,310
结束了
1671
01:35:27,990 --> 01:35:28,820
下次啊
1672
01:35:29,620 --> 01:35:31,290
我想住北海道
1673
01:35:31,360 --> 01:35:32,330
我已经不喜欢大热天了
1674
01:35:32,460 --> 01:35:33,830
不错耶
1675
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:35,930
话说回来 我还没见过雪景呢
1676
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:38,330
我们两个好好生活
1677
01:35:39,570 --> 01:35:40,330
不…
1678
01:35:40,730 --> 01:35:42,540
算上赤木在内是三个人
1679
01:35:44,310 --> 01:35:45,110
好期待啊
1680
01:38:24,760 --> 01:38:25,570
好痛
1681
01:38:39,810 --> 01:38:40,850
看起来真好吃
1682
01:38:43,080 --> 01:38:43,850
什么？
1683
01:38:45,320 --> 01:38:46,120
饺子
1684
01:38:46,350 --> 01:38:47,150
妳看
1685
01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:50,460
哇
1686
01:38:51,360 --> 01:38:52,490
美到爆炸
1687
01:38:54,030 --> 01:38:54,830
什么？
1688
01:38:56,160 --> 01:38:57,160
美到爆炸
1689
01:38:57,330 --> 01:38:59,370
妳干嘛？别抢我的"美到爆炸"
1690
01:38:59,600 --> 01:39:00,370
那是我的
1691
01:39:00,600 --> 01:39:01,370
妳想干嘛？
1692
01:39:01,500 --> 01:39:02,300
那我抢妳的"梅森马吉拉"啰
1693
01:39:03,100 --> 01:39:04,210
这样好吗？妳也不喜欢吧？
1694
01:39:08,810 --> 01:39:09,610
不过
1695
01:39:09,810 --> 01:39:12,250
可以办个手工饺子派对
1696
01:39:12,550 --> 01:39:14,850
以前好像有办过吧？
1697
01:39:15,450 --> 01:39:16,550
嗯
1698
01:39:17,420 --> 01:39:19,950
初中时办过一次的样子
1699
01:39:21,090 --> 01:39:21,850
不过
1700
01:39:21,990 --> 01:39:26,330
妳不适合灵巧的作业吧
1701
01:39:27,760 --> 01:39:29,960
我可以的 我绝对可以
1702
01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:31,860
那个好像很便宜
1703
01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:33,100
我想稍微
1704
01:39:33,970 --> 01:39:34,770
调查一下
1705
01:39:35,170 --> 01:39:37,570
我的手机呢？妳帮我找一下
1706
01:39:38,170 --> 01:39:38,970
手机？
1707
01:39:41,770 --> 01:39:42,580
咦？
1708
01:39:44,110 --> 01:39:44,940
在这里呀
1709
01:39:48,550 --> 01:39:49,320
谢谢
1710
01:39:49,950 --> 01:39:50,680
好痛
1711
01:39:51,550 --> 01:39:52,790
饺子吗？
1712
01:39:53,090 --> 01:39:54,360
里面要包什么？
1713
01:39:55,150 --> 01:39:56,360
是啊
1714
01:40:00,630 --> 01:40:01,430
明太...
1715
01:40:01,960 --> 01:40:02,930
明太子干酪...
1716
01:40:03,600 --> 01:40:04,370
酸菜
1717
01:40:04,860 --> 01:40:06,500
那样绝对好吃
1718
01:40:06,600 --> 01:40:08,270
鲔鱼美乃滋饺子
1719
01:40:11,000 --> 01:40:12,140
要不要把鲔鱼之类的包进去？
1720
01:40:12,540 --> 01:40:13,940
这样会很好吃的
1721
01:40:14,140 --> 01:40:15,140
要不要把猫零嘴包进去？
1722
01:40:15,410 --> 01:40:16,240
为什么？
1723
01:40:17,280 --> 01:40:18,140
鲔鱼口味
1724
01:40:19,780 --> 01:40:20,610
嗯
1725
01:40:21,450 --> 01:40:22,250
哇
1726
01:40:22,820 --> 01:40:23,620
妳看
1727
01:40:23,920 --> 01:40:24,950
这个绝对好吃
1728
01:40:25,320 --> 01:40:26,590
哇 看起来真好吃
1729
01:40:27,490 --> 01:40:29,820
-好棒 -这会不会太焦了？
1730
01:40:29,920 --> 01:40:32,860
这种焦度才好吃
1731
01:40:32,960 --> 01:40:34,090
水饺也不错
1732
01:40:34,300 --> 01:40:36,160
川烫完就可以吃了
1733
01:40:36,260 --> 01:40:37,000
这是什么？
1734
01:40:37,100 --> 01:40:38,570
对了 那个皮
1735
01:40:39,130 --> 01:40:42,400
不要这样这样这样
1736
01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:44,270
不要这种有皱折的饺子
1737
01:40:45,270 --> 01:40:46,670
我想制作这...样
1738
01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:49,640
周围压平的饺子
1739
01:40:51,450 --> 01:40:54,580
就是 这样这样这样
1740
01:40:55,110 --> 01:40:56,550
这种饺子我不喜欢
1741
01:40:57,180 --> 01:40:59,550
而是要那种让人心动的饺子
1742
01:41:01,760 --> 01:41:02,590
妳没吃过吗？
1743
01:41:02,760 --> 01:41:03,560
就照妳说的
1744
01:41:03,690 --> 01:41:06,030
就像大阪王将和饺子的王将
1745
01:41:06,460 --> 01:41:07,800
最后会像这样捏紧
1746
01:41:10,200 --> 01:41:11,300
-就照妳说的 -嗯
1747
01:41:11,670 --> 01:41:12,530
好
1748
01:41:24,480 --> 01:41:26,180
这个吗？妳是说这个呀
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