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CHINESE RESTAURANT HEIAN

- The food was great! - Thanks for coming.

- Good night! - We'll be back.

- Take care. - Good night!

I ate too much.

Thanks for being such a healthy eater.

Okay. Let's go home.

Oh, right...

Yes?

It was good.

Thanks!

But then, it's all I can do.

- I'll be back. - Sure.

BABY ASSASSINS EVERYDAY!

BABY ASSASSINS EVERYDAY!

You know

I'm thinking of quitting this line of work.

What? That's sudden.

I want to work at Dom Dom Hamburgers.

Why Dom Dom Hamburgers?

It doesn't have to be there.

A convenience store or bookstore would do fine.

Any place where you make things, interact with people

and earn their gratitude.

Those are the most important jobs of all.

Well, you might have a point.

Why are we assassins, after all?

Still, you're not cut out for customer service.

Come on, I can do that much!

You mean you've tried?

- One week during college. - See! It didn't last.

The manager annoyed me to death, and I couldn't work the register.

You know how you go "beep beep" and it opens up?

It always hit me in the stomach.

Finally, on my last day

I forgot the key inside the machine, panicked, and ran.

I did the exact same thing. I fled the job and never went back.

Right? It's impossible. Food service too.

That's right.

We're assassins because we can't work normal jobs.

Did you forget that?

Right.

I guess I did forget.

Why is it

that we can't live more ordinary lives?

The others all look like psychics.

Hell if I know.

There he is.

That's our target, Fukagawa.

I see.

Gross!

I never knew it tasted this bad.

Put some syrup in next time.

Understood.

Ten seconds until I die, right?

Not enough time to leave a curse.

Well...

Goodbye.

TARGET IPPEI KAWAHARA: COMPLETE

COMPLETED FOLDER

Chisato

are you having a hard time?

I'm sorry I'm so bad at everything.

Not at all.

I didn't call you here to scold you.

It's just that

little by little

I'd like you to start doing things our way.

Just when I thought I could leave early...

- Mind if I eat? - No problem.

Remember the 30 orders he got from Hokkaido that I mentioned?

Tell Chisato how you did it.

Oh, if I remember correctly

one of our general contractors was hesitant to order kills.

So we attacked the president's woman

spread rumors that it was done by local yakuza

and then when he lost his temper, I followed up and got the sale.

That was a nice idea.

Wait, what are we talking about here?

This is what I meant by unique thinking.

Yesterday's restaurant owner?

That one was easy.

I simply spread misinformation to the victim's family.

Rumors that he was the culprit in the hit-and-run.

- Then I followed up. - Wait, what?

What do you mean by that?

That was why he was killed?

Misinformation is nothing new.

Someone once told part-time assassins

that if they killed an official crew, they'd earn full-time spots.

They were practically homeless brothers, right?

That's what gave me the idea!

The guy who did that was a real moron.

What was his name? Akagi, wasn't it?

Are you kidding me?

What you're doing is messed up.

Are you sure about that?

You're the ones who kill because you're told to.

I'd say that's way more messed up!

All right, now. Cool down.

You cool down too.

The fact is that since our team was formed

orders have gone up like crazy!

Even so, the higher-ups wouldn't approve.

So we do it in secret.

They're the ones who set those freakish quotas though.

They should be grateful, right?

- So Chisato, you too-- - No way.

The way you do things is messed up.

It's messed up!

It's fucked up!

Listen, don't kid yourself.

When it comes to killers, there is no right or wrong.

If you start thinking of killing as good or evil

you've lost your fucking mind.

Who do you think you owe for the brainless life you've led?

Huh, you fucking murderer?

Okay, then.

Let's do our best.

Be unique!

If you work with us, you'll have it made, Chisato.

Mr. Yamashita even gets women from Mr. Kanenari, right?

Keep quiet, dumbass. Let's go.

- Like that girl on your home screen. - Yes.

If she were my real daughter, do you think I'd show you?

How mean!

- Welcome back. - I'm home.

I'm making dinner.

- It's gyoza. - Thanks.

Just wait, okay?

So...

about the other day...

It's just that...

I was really worried.

What if... you were dead?

What would I do?

But I'm sorry

for not thinking about your feelings too.

Are you okay?

Yes.

What?

No, not that.

What happened?

Sorry, I'm the one who has to apologize.

I'm sorry.

I can't take it anymore.

Why have I been working for those scumbags?

They're awful. Beyond awful.

Not that I...

have any right to cry.

I'm sorry.

There, there.

You've been strong.

It was rough, right?

You've worked hard.

Chisato Sugimoto worked hard.

I'm proud of you.

Thanks.

Whoever it is that made you cry

I'll kill them myself.

Thanks.

But you can't.

I mean, they work for the Guild.

If you kill them, you'll be killed next.

But thank you, really.

And thanks for the gyoza. That's a surprise. How sweet of you.

I can kill them.

I don't care who they work for.

I'll kill them.

Are you sure?

I finally understand.

I've been

thinking hard about why I do this job.

It was always on my mind.

Is it because I can't adjust?

Because I can't communicate well?

Those things are true...

but that's not it.

This body of mine

these legs

these fists...

They all exist so that

I can kill whoever makes Chisato Sugimoto cry.

That's why.

So whatever it is

that makes you unhappy...

I'll wreck it for you.

I'll kill them all!

That's my reason for living.

I finally understand.

I'm...

glad I'm alive.

Ms. Fukagawa

will you

kill them with me?

We'll do it together.

LAUNDROMAT

- Will this do? - Yes.

- I'll put the money in. - Okay.

I'll wait here. You go ahead to the supermarket.

Okay, I will.

I'll make sashimi and char siu chicken.

Your favorites.

Okay.

How many months since my last day off?

What?

Damn it!

Fuck you!

You little...

Do you think this is justice or something?

You're just another killer

who kills because you want to.

A murderer!

This is hardly justice.

I thought I could finally be happy.

But because of you--

What the...

The key to the safe!

Damn it.

Did you kill them all?

Not yet.

Good work.

So what do we do now?

Well, first, we should treat that eye, and then...

- How about a trip? - What?

You're on! Great idea!

In that case...

You know, I'd love to try Kagawa udon.

Oh, great idea!

- An udon walking tour? - Now you're talking!

"You're on"?

Mr. Hino?

What are you doing here?

Who's he?

He's my boss.

Boss?

Oh, sorry. Good afternoon.

- He's a liquidator. - A liquidator?

Does that mean you...

What? Why didn't you tell me?

- It's confidential. - Confidential? How cool.

But more importantly

after that perfect plan I pulled off

you can't ruin it by coming back!

Damn it!

You call that a perfect plan?

Well, there was that old man, right?

Maori, wasn't it?

When he took Tasaka hostage, don't you remember what you said?

That thing about faking his death and sending him to Karuizawa.

I liked the idea, so I tried it out.

You didn't take me to Karuizawa though!

It was Oume!

How was I supposed to take you as far as Karuizawa?

Don't be so extravagant!

That sleeping aid was amazing.

Well, it was expensive.

- Where did you get it? - Online.

Mahiro's having a normal conversation.

I didn't take you for the merciful type.

I'm just tired of killing because I was told to.

This is no time for chit-chat.

Having heard all that gunfire

the Guild's killers are coming in droves.

What's your plan?

If we can escape

and eat some tasty food, that's good enough.

Yes.

We're tired of thinking about the future, right?

Don't get negligent now.

Geez, you're dumb.

You really are dumb.

Okay.

You two run that way.

Why?

What do you mean? Isn't it obvious?

I'll take the blame for you.

Mahiro Fukagawa thought she killed me, but I survived

and sought revenge against the Guild.

They'll think I did all of it.

If you do that, there was no point in saving you.

Sure there was!

I want revenge against the guild for abandoning me.

I want to wreck everything

once and for all.

I...

want you to live, Mr. Hino.

Mr. Liquidator...

Hino, was it?

I'm grateful.

Thank you.

Man...

What a pain.

The whole world belongs to Chisato!

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I've got a lot of life stuff to think about.

What's up?

Thanks.

It's a gyoza party!