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Mayubero! This one's for table three!

Got it!

Thanks for your patronage!

Coming through!

Thank you for waiting!

Two draft beers, please!

- Hey, you're pretty cute. - Really? Gee, thanks.

If you'll excuse me...

- Weren't you listening? - I won't say it again!

- Get the manager out here! - I can't believe it.

I'll handle this. Excuse me, can I take your order?

- She's useless. - I apologize.

Okay, coming right up.

Not again.

Why?

We started on the same day.

How can she be so much better at this?

- Talent? - Don't stand in the aisle.

ONE WEEK EARLIER

Cut it out!

Pleased to meet you. I'm Kei Natsume.

Hi.

Pleased to meet you.

Mr. Natsume is in charge of a major project

and he's looking for new recruits.

He'd like to assign you two on a trial basis.

A major project?

Somehow, it feels like we already refused.

I wonder why.

You haven't met, right?

- No. - Of course not.

Wait!

I'll explain the job.

The two of you

will infiltrate the Izakaya Ao

as part-time staff.

The manager and staff there carry out burglaries and con jobs.

The izakaya is rumored to be where they launder the money.

Find evidence of that

and leave no survivors.

Well, if I may...

She's Fukagawa.

Yes.

No survivors is fine

but the part-time job thing?

That's a no-go.

I can't serve tables or do kitchen work.

She can't handle that sort of thing.

It's impossible.

What do you mean by "impossible"?

Oh, Ms. Fukagawa tried part-time work before

but she clearly lacked aptitude.

The Guild made an exception for her.

An "exception"?

I can't say I recommend it either.

Wait, that's a thing?

Aren't assassins supposed to have a wide range of skills?

I can't, okay?

You couldn't admit that in the old days.

Wow, I might tear up!

Society

is not the kind of place where you can just say, "I can't."

It's a place of responsibility. There is no "impossible."

You simply do it.

You two are legal adults, aren't you?

Only teenagers can say "I can't" like that.

How long do you intend to lie to yourselves?

If killing is your only skill, you have no future. Don't you get it?

In the first place

have either of you ever thought about your future?

Our future...

- Oh, she froze. - Ms. Fukagawa?

Oh, don't worry. I think she's just...

You gave her a lot to process.

I think her head is spinning.

Meow.

See? If you pretend to be a cat, she comes back.

- And? - "And"?

Weren't you listening?

Of course we were! Our future, right?

- Our ambitions? - Future?

- No, listen. - Our dreams?

- That one thing? - Yes.

Our dream is to, you know, help people

lead better...

Saving the world and things.

Yes, through our work.

We believe our work can save the world!

"Lying to ourselves?"

I think I'm going to faint.

I don't think they're the ones you want.

They only had their first team battle last summer.

You're too lenient with them.

You used to lose your cool a lot. What changed?

Well, when you've been exposed to society for as long as I have

you can't just stick to old ways.

Same for you, isn't it?

We've gotten old.

Give me a break.

Cheers.

- With tea? - What do you expect?

Starting today, we'll be joined by Fukagawa and Sugimoto!

- We're in your care. - Here's to working with you.

First things first.

Chisato...

Chisatotti!

How about "Totti"?

Excuse me?

Oh, we use nicknames here.

And Mahiro, for you...

Mahi...

Mantohihi... No, that won't do.

Help, this job sucks.

- Vegeta, think of something. - Me?

I've got no talent for nicknames.

Come on, you're a streamer! What about Vegeta Channel?

They call him Vegeta.

He's nothing like Vegeta.

Since your name is Mahiro...

- "Pisuke!" - That's not even close!

- What's going on? - Beats me.

In that case, Totti and Pisuke it is!

- Let's do our best. - Yes.

A mistake. This was a big mistake.

BABY ASSASSINS EVERYDAY!

BABY ASSASSINS EVERYDAY!

Two beers for new customers at table three!

- Coming right up! - Thanks.

You voice really carries, Totti.

- Thanks. - Excuse me!

Coming!

Pisuke? Are you okay?

Gosh, that'll do.

Okay, let me take that. Relax. Breathe! That's better.

Can you grab the canapes? Canapes! Thanks.

- What are canapes? - Over there.

- Yes, over there. - Those?

Thanks. Sorry about that.

Just bring them out.

- Bring them where? - Table two!

- Canapes for table two! - Canapes.

Over there!

Pisuke, take this too.

I hate alcohol and izakaya both.

Canapes.

Table two.

Are you table two?

CLOSED FOR PREP

Man.

All I do is cause trouble. I'm so sorry!

You don't need trash like me.

My voice doesn't carry, and I'm a klutz.

And I can't memorize the names of drinks or yakitori.

Sloppy drunk.

None of that is true!

It took me a year before I could do anything right.

- Is that true? - Definitely.

You're a nice guy, Mr. Vegeta.

I've never met a streamer before.

Can you show me one of your videos?

I don't have a lot of subscribers or anything.

I really want to see.

For real?

Well, if you insist.

Give me a second.

I'd love to see it.

Can I?

What?

- 2,000 followers? - It's nothing special.

- Wow! - No, it's no big deal.

You're embarrassing me. No more.

What about you, Totti? You're an actress, right?

- That's a bigger deal! - Not at all.

It is!

I envy you youngsters.

I used to be in a band.

I ended up quitting, though.

These days, my hope

is to make this izakaya a second home for everyone.

Right.

- Oh, the oyakodon is delicious. - Right?

Please teach me the recipe.

- One day. - One day? I see.

What?

It's that funny?

Oh, man. You're hilarious! Are you a god or something?

You really think so? Thanks!

You'll be popular in no time.

So what do you do in your off time, Pisuke?

Well, actually, I'm an assassin.

Hit me! You won't believe how strong I am!

An assassin?

You crack me up, Pisuke!

An assassin? Really?

Pisuke, I think you need some water.

Water is for losers!

Mr. Vegeta! Please hit me!

Vegeta's the strongest in the universe, right?

Come on! Let me have it!

- I'm so sorry. Is everyone okay? - Are you okay?

Pisuke's had enough. You okay?

She gets drunk fast.

- Sorry about that. Thank you. - Pisuke?

Are you hurt?

You shouldn't drink so much!

- You awake? - Come on.

- Will she be okay? - Can you sit up?

What do we do?

Any pain?

I'm worried.

Pisuke!

What the hell do you mean, "society is a place of responsibility"?

Who gives a crap?

Killing is the only thing I'm good at.

- I understand. - Why can't I just

choose what I like?

You said it.

Besides

where does he get off forcing us to do the job after we refused?

Yes, but you're good with customers, Totti.

You passed all the plates around.

Canapes, remember?

Canapes!

- I didn't know where they were! - Sorry about that.

I was in a panic too.

I apologize.

I won't do it again! Will you forgive me?

Never!

You will or not?

I'm dying.

Oh, man.

I'm so exhausted.

Here you go.

There.

Miso udon?

Yes.

You're an angel.

Are you okay?

Terrible.

I must have been awful last night.

I was, wasn't I?

I can't show my face there again.

Ever...

That's hot!

I have a poor work history.

No, I can't call it history.

It's in the present tense.

I rewrite history every day.

A poor work present.

I have a poor work present.

I envy people who only have a poor work history.

Maybe a poor future too.

Let's go early today.

We'll apologize together.

Come on. Easy does it.

I might have a fever.

Come on! In we go. It'll be fine.

- If you say so. - Okay!

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

That's three million.

One million for each of you.

- One? - What?

That's less than usual.

- Why so stingy? - It is what it is.

Oh, but I have a good target in mind.

- That company president, Kumota. - Kumota?

- Won't it be a repeat of last month? - No.

We'll aim for there next.

- I'm out. - Why?

I don't need this! I have 2,000 followers.

Yes, but don't you want to celebrate with a final score?

No thanks. You two do it.

Good afternoon.

- What? - Oh, sorry. Did we interrupt?

What? Oh, you're early today.

Excuse me.

I'm sorry for yesterday.

It's nothing.

I drank too much and was a real pest.

Especially you, Mr. Vegeta. I'm really sorry.

No, it's fine. No problem. I had fun.

Are you sure?

Don't worry. We all know what it's like to drink too much.

Oh, but try not to cause trouble.

Okay?

I used to throw up in the bathtub a lot.

- What a relief. - Yes.

- Okay, then. We'll get changed. - Right.

- See you in a few. - Yes, see you.

Thank you very much!

It's my first time here. Nice place.

- You think so? - It feels like home.

Glad to hear it.

- Keep working hard. - I will. Thanks.

Hey, Pisuke! Seat one at the counter, please!

Thanks for your patronage!

- Mayobero, wait. Check this out. - What?

I found time for a new dish.

- Looks good! - It's canape with brown rice.

I just know it's going to be a hit.

- Is it good? - Great.

Right?

- It'll be on the menu tomorrow. - Good work!

- Thank you very much! - No, thank you!

- I'll come again. - We'll be waiting.

We'll be waiting.

It is a good izakaya.

Yes.

They were all nice.

Yes.

Gosh!

Say cheese!

Thank you!

- Is that for social media? - Yes.

Oh, looks good!

- Good work, today. - Good work.

Are you sure you don't want any?

- Not today. - We've got somewhere to be.

You won't find a better dish!

- I believe it. - It's why I work here.

I know what you mean.

Excuse us then.

Good night.

- Good night! - Bye!

Good night.

Should we recruit them?

You can't.

I was against hiring anyone at all.

You just don't want to dilute your share, cheap skate.

Don't be stupid. Even today was a close call.

She's right.

I really thought we'd been caught.

That may be, but I get the feeling they're a lot like us.

It's it in their eyes.

That's true. She even laughed at my videos.

We might have synergy.

You moron! That's not what I meant.

What? Moron?

Yes, moron.

- Shut the hell up, muscle boy! - Shall I show you what they can do?

- I'd love to see you try! - What?

Mayubero?

What? What the...

Mayu?

Why?

All done.

He made good tsukune meatballs, right?

What? I never had them.

Really? You didn't? I snuck a bite here and there.

What? I wanted to try them too.

Whenever people got an order wrong

I'd sneak a bite or two.

No fair!

I only had the staff makanai.

- Can we hit a convenience store? - What?

- I want to withdraw some cash. - I see.

Can we get ice cream too?

- Sure. - Yes!

Did everything go well?

Right. I'll look into it.

ASSASSIN PROFILE, CHISATO SUGIMOTO, MAHIRO FUKAGAWA

Excuse me, sir.

Chisato Sugimoto

and Mahiro Fukagawa?

Sure. Why not?

Let's choose them.

What? Are you sure?

A fresh breeze...

What we need

is a fresh breeze.

A fresh breeze...

Right.

A breeze?

Can I help?

Take care of the rice, tea, and chopsticks.

Sure.

- Thanks for the meal. - Thanks for the meal.

- It was better at the izakaya. - You think?

Why was the food there so good?

I think it's delish.

- Yes? - Plenty good for me.

- Thanks for cooking. - Sure.

Maybe it's the toppings.

What did he use?

Beats me.

- Maybe the broth? - What?

Could it be the rice?

- No, the rice is tasty. - It is.

Thanks.

This.

You think?

Well, the pairing with barley tea gets a perfect score.

That includes team activities.

- Those are the worst of all! - Those are the worst of all!

- How cute! - What's that?

Apologize, shithead.

"Furin Kazan."

- Oh, that's cute! - Yes!

I'll never forgive him.

THIS DRAMA IS FICTION

ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL PEOPLE OR ORGANIZATIONS IS COINCIDENTAL