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Outrageous, outrageous.

That's outrageous, outrageous.

That's outrageous, outrageous.

That's outrageous, outrageous.

Love a woman, she likes a man.

Thank you.

Hey,

Rick, I'm going down to the train station to pick up Martina, all right?

care of things.

Hey, Paul, you know, you've proven your point that you can pick up women without

money. So why don't you come on back to work?

Rick, let me try to explain this to you once more, all right?

The girl I picked up when I was dressed like the starving writer turns out,

coincidentally, to be the sister of my girlfriend, all right? Now, I got to

them separate. I want them both. I don't want them to be mad at each other. I

don't want them to be mad at me.

At the same time, I want us all to get together, eventually have a little

a trois.

You got all that now?

No. You're going to the train station?

Yeah. Not in those pants.

Those are my favorite pants and I don't want them ruined.

Yeah, yeah, you're getting better.

In French, la pratique fait la perfection.

Yeah, practice makes perfect.

But that's enough for today, huh?

I've got some work to do.

Aren't you supposed to meet your sister?

You come to meet Michel?

Honey,

I have work to do.

Too bad.

When do you finish the book?

I'll never finish the book if you don't get out of here.

Come on, get it. Get it. Come on, get it. Get it. Come on.

Great shoot. Yeah?

Great, great.

Beautiful. She's beautiful. She's modern, modern woman. Yeah, you like

see what I can do for you. You will? You can do it, too. I know you can do it.

You got the manuscript?

Yeah. I got two chapters from a hooker that wants to be a writer. It's good,

juicy stuff. Okay, good. Because Martine's getting on me, you know,

haven't shown her any of my work.

Yeah. I don't know how you can do it, man.

You got two personalities, two apartments, two women, and you can have

anytime you want.

Probably got two dicks, huh?

Yeah, I take that already.

I was just kidding about that.

A memory came as you slowly

went through my mind over and over.

It's eaten with time.

Is it a dream?

The spring arrived, but then I feel you right here by my

side.

And I'm into your lovers.

Stay.

There are ages.

You touch me silent. You touch me tender. Well, in your arms,

I just surrender.

I can feel your body. Good vibration all night long.

Sweet temptation.

It's dope.

We joke.

Next time, I was a prostitute and

you a sailor. Okay. No?

Okay?

Oh, wow.

I like it.

What you are doing?

It's dark outside.

I know, honey. I got an early shoot. I got to go to work. It's all right.

I can help you.

No, honey. Come on. I'm in a hurry.

Where is my sexy stranger?

Honey, please.

Please.

You know my sister comes here?

Yeah, I know.

Well, I mean, I'm sure she's a great kid. Maybe I'll take her away for the

weekend. Maybe I'll... Oh, get out of here!

You're a sleazy!

Thank you.

I'm tired.

I'm tired.

Me too.

I met Philippe and went shopping.

How is he?

Oh, you and Philippe, you could make a good pair. You know, it could be so

I don't know, you've never brought it to me. I'm going to have to believe you.

I've never met Paul.

I'm sure you'd like him.

He's really not like the others.

And yet, I knew him.

Oh, yes, you know him.

Last time at school, you had half the boys running after you.

And the teachers too.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

I'm going to go see Paul.

I'm going to make myself beautiful.

I'm going to take a shower.

I'm going to wash my body and everything.

He's so lucky. I don't know why he deserves that, but I'm going to do it.

See you later.

Oh, Viva!

What subject?

Religion, politics, time.

Philippe. Why Philippe?

You two started. Are you happy?

I don't see why you ask me that question.

You're my little sister.

I want to know if everything is fine between you. If Philippe was doing his

well, you wouldn't have to do that.

I spend all my time with him.

And when he's not there, I feel bad.

Yes, wet and excited.

I've never said such a thing to another man.

I feel the need to masturbate when he's not there.

I see.

I have to find something to make you forget.

What is his secret?

He's very strong.

He's just fine.

Why are you asking me this question, Michelle?

Because all women ask themselves these questions.

Maybe Paul.

He's not the best I've ever met, but he's not bad.

Philippe is like a hole in a French loaf of bread.

He's twice as strong as Paul.

You're mean, Michelle.

You're really mean.

Yes.

So why don't you live with him all the time?

I work.

If you really want him for you and for him, I don't see why you don't try your

luck.

No?

I work.

If I didn't work, I could go out all day.

Je vais lui en parler cet après -midi.

Je vais tenter ma chance.

OK. Bien.

Bonjour, Philippe.

I mean, you moved in. What about your sister? What did she say?

It was her idea.

You happy?

Can we

go out tonight?

Oh, honey, I'm kind of tired.

I think I can move a muscle.

You say you couldn't move a muscle.

Hey.

You look like shit.

Thanks.

You know something?

You ought to just settle with one of those girls and be happy.

No, I want them both together at the same time.

Right, and you'll want to die young.

Now, very soon now, I'm going to convince them of what a unique and

experience it's going to be.

Right.

Myself, I'd just settle for one in my bed.

So now working out with Nicole?

I'm waiting for your master plan.

Well, I have one.

Shoot see those clothes over there Yeah, come on No way

no way. Yes. Trust me. It's gonna work out. I'm telling you

Hiya sweetheart We

got a problem this morning baby a male model I hired didn't show up

Well,

I'm gonna take the pictures we got Rick to do the model job How you doing today?

You look good.

Let's go get dressed, Rick, so we can get started.

You look nice today. It's beautiful.

Just get dressed.

You have got to be kidding.

Have you ever noticed he's a good -looking man? You've got to be kidding.

Make believe you're having a good time here. You're doing a great job, Rick.

I got it.

Get into the champagne a little, you know, smile.

Very exciting.

Okay.

I'll tell you what. Why don't you kids, you know, just get acquainted. I'll go

out and have a smoke, and I'll come back, you know, and you're a little more

relaxed together.

How's that?

No, I'm all right. You can stay if you want. You can stay. I'm going to be all

right. I'm all right.

You don't like me much, huh?

Well, I don't know.

Yeah, I know. I understand.

Well, do you want to try to make practice and pose it? You know?

Something with, you know, maybe just smiles and stuff. I won't touch you.

That'd be better, maybe. Then you could, you know, relax.

Or drink some more champagne. How's that?

You want a glass of champagne?

Yeah.

I'm not a bad guy, really. I just get nervous, you see.

If I like somebody, I have a hard time.

Talking to you, man. I like you a lot.

I have a hard time.

I finally said it.

I like you a lot.

Yeah.

Well, I guess I didn't give you much of a chance.

No, I guess not, but I'm here now.

Yeah, you are.

Yeah.

Well, to our new friendship?

Yeah, why not?

The words lift and just how I feel.

I dream of you and I hope to find a way

to show my love is real.

You're so funny.

You understand?

People come.

Disguise. Max.

You got it? They won't know it's me.

I'll be disguised. We keep them separate.

You got it? Right. Yeah.

We get them all together.

It'll work out beautifully. You got it? Masquerade for us. It's a good idea.

Take my word for it. Yeah.

Very good. All right. All right. That's good.

Would you invite us? Sure.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hold the ladder. I'm coming down.

You know, if this works tonight, it'll go down in the annals of seduction

history. That's right. Hold the ladder.

You just make sure Martine's drunk enough when you bring her up.

Leave it up to me. I'll take care of it. I owe you one.

I'm gonna go call the girls, put the thing in motion.

Nothing's coming out today.

That's good.

Good. We can practice.

Practice. Oh, practice.

Oh, no.

Hmm.

Party? What kind? When?

Well, every year I have a big custom party at my studio.

You must have a disguise, you know? Il faut être déguisé.

Oui. There are certain rules you have to follow if you want to come to the

party. What rules?

They must not know it is you, you know?

Qu 'est -ce que tu dis?

Il faut qu 'on passe en camp que c 'est toi.

Bien sûr.

Il faut être un bandit.

Do you know where to buy a costume?

Hello.

Hello.

Where is Philippe? Philippe?

He's in the back.

You want to stay here?

It's the same.

It's the same.

How'd your two dits work out?

Oh, oh.

Yeah, I'm getting married.

Didn't work, huh? I'm getting married.

Oh. Nicole, we're getting married.

We just met.

Yeah, but we're getting married.

Congratulations. I want you to photograph my wedding. What happened to

girls? Oh, I think they figured it out. Yeah, you're the master. You fooled

them, huh?

I know you've got them good.

They almost punched me out going down the stairs.

How do you depress?

It just didn't work.

It could never have worked.

Yeah, I'm getting married.

That's nice.

Yeah, it worked out great.

It really did work out. Yeah, yeah.

I thought she hated you.

Well, I don't know. She likes me now a little bit. She says she'll marry me.

That's nice.

Yeah.

You seem a little down.

Well, you know, I really fucked up because this thing didn't work out at

We put on a big party and nothing happened, you know what I mean? I mean,

found, they figured it out. It had to happen that they would figure it out,

right? I'm sorry for you, but that's too bad.

I mean, I did my best, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I did everything I

fucking could.

Yeah, they sound like they're screaming like you're a pig or something like

that.

I fucked it up. I'm a sleazy guy, right?

That's what they think, though. Yeah, yeah.

Can I use your bed when you go to New York?

Very pretty. Very pretty.

Okay, uh, I'll turn another off.

Paul, you've done it again. Those girls are gorgeous.

What's wrong, Paul?

You don't seem to be yourself.

I don't know.

I know what you need.

Yeah? I'll do you a favor.

Choose between the two of them.

All right.

Paul, what's wrong?

Paul, what's the matter with you?

It's crazy.

I just want to get the job done.

I wonder what's the matter with Paul today.

He felt cold.

So different.

Oh, who knows? You know all photographers are a little bit strange.

Now, Michael, he's something else.

Oh, I don't know. I've always found something very special about Paul.

Oh, there we go.

That looks good. Ready? Mm -hmm.

Cut.

Okay, good.

That's it.

Very pretty.

That's it.

That's it, girl.

That's it.

Okay, put your head back. Very pretty. Very pretty.

Okay.

That's it. Very sweet. Let's keep going.

Okay, kids, that's it for today.

Thank you.

Okay, Paul.

See you later.

You mean you moved in?

You happy?

You know something?

You ought to settle for one of those girls and be happy.

I don't know.

My men are all assholes.

I can't believe it.

Philippe is so nice.

I mean, Paul.

Maybe Paul was Philippe.

Maybe it was nobody.

Oh, shit. How could he do so many things outside of us?

Mais je ne peux pas m 'imaginer ailleurs.

Qu 'est -ce que nous faisons ? Nous sommes en train de pleurer sur lui.

Alors que Paris est plein d 'hommes.

On pourrait sortir, avoir du bon temps.

Je ne crois pas, non. Vas -y, Michel.

Moi, je ne veux pas rencontrer d 'autres hommes.

Peut -être jamais.

J 'ai raison.

Well, I think what I have better to do is to go to bed.

That's a good idea.

I'm too drunk to go out.

Martine.

Martine, I understand why he loves you.

Tu as de beaux yeux.

Tu as une belle bouche.

Tu as des cheveux si beaux, si fins, soyeux, lumineux.

Ton corps est si souple, ta peau si douce.

Tes jambes sont magnifiques, sont longues, fines.

Tu es éventuelle.

Je comprends pourquoi il avait envie de te caresser.

Je comprends qu 'il avait envie de toi, qu 'il avait envie de ton corps.

Touché par ta beauté.

Tout ton visage m 'attire.

Ta bouche qui appelle le baiser.

Moi aussi j 'ai envie de t 'embrasser des fois.

Je comprends qu 'on puisse faire l 'amour avec toi.

Je comprends qu 'un homme ait envie de toi.

qui puisse se prendre dans ses bras.

Je comprends si bien Paul.

Michel, I understand that Philippe can love you. You are so beautiful.

You have beautiful eyes, a beautiful mouth, a flexible body,

such long and fine legs.

You are blonde, different from me.

I love you, Michel.

I love Philippe too.

I love you both.

You are so beautiful.

When I see you, I admire you.

I admire your beauty, your smile, your charm.

With you.

I love you, Philippe. I love you, Michel.

I love you both.

Merci. Au revoir.

Est -ce qu 'il est de lui?

Évidemment.

Écoute, chère Martine et Michel, je réalise que je dois vous avoir rendu

malheureuse toutes les deux.

Ce n 'était pas mon intention.

Je n 'ai pas pu contenir mes impulsions.

Je n 'ai pas d 'excuses pour ce que j 'ai fait.

Je vous aime sincèrement toutes les deux.

Arriverez -vous à me comprendre ou m 'oublierez -vous?

Signez Paul.

Il m 'énerve.

C 'est trop grand d 'impulsions. Tu parles à mon cul.

C 'est un impulsif, mais après tout, il nous a jamais menti.

Oh, il a juste pensé à ne pas nous le dire et à nous avoir toutes les deux.

You must have made him go crazy when you rubbed yourself against him, didn't

you?

That bastard, I'm sure he can't even write.

He thought of kissing us, yes.

We were lucky not to have killed him, that bastard.

I think I'll really forget him. You too?

It's a fantastic love.

I don't know.

I don't know if it's good.

But I have to forget it.

Do you think you'll never see him again?

Hello. Hello, Rick.

Hello, Rick.

Where is Paul?

Oh, oh, yeah.

Paul's in New York.

Moved. Moved away.

But where?

He's out in New York City. In the city. He lives in the city.

But where?

Don't shake the ladder, all right?

Don't shake the ladder no more, I'll tell you, all right? All right? All

I'm going to tell you now, okay?

All right?

36 West 46th.

Okay, thank you.

Now we go to New York.

Just a minute.

Hello, I'm Shannon.

Michelle said I should see you when you come to New York.

Michelle? Yes. Her and I went to school together in France until they threw me

out. We were like sisters.

It's just what I need, a third sister. And the best of all.

What can I do for you?

Do you think that maybe I could become a model?

Maybe.

Will you help me?

I'm busy.

I think

my

breasts are too big.

Come on, let's go.

Out the door, let's go.

Come on, open up.

What are you doing?

Get back in there.

Get back in there and go back upstairs.

What the hell are you doing?

Get back in there.

Sit up, Kevin.

Sit up.

I just want you guys to know that I don't know this girl at all. I never saw

before.

She came into the office.

She came into the office and, you know, she just took her clothes off. I mean,

she was naked. She has a raincoat on. I mean,

she's a nice kid. I know what she was up to.

I told her I was busy, you know.

I told her I was busy. I didn't want to. you know, do anything with her, and

then she just, she was naked underneath the coat, I don't know why she was

pushing me, you know, she came out to me, you know what I mean, she's a

beautiful girl, you know, if she's one of your girlfriends, you know, I mean,

she's a nice kid, she's very sweet, but I don't, you know, it doesn't, you know,

she's a total stranger to me, you know, I never, you know what I'm saying, I

apologize, I know it's a little late, you know, but I didn't, you know, from

point of view, I didn't, you know, I didn't do anything, you know what I

I'm in love with these two girls in Paris, I mean, well, well, It sounds

but I am. There's two girls in Paris that I'm nuts about, too. As a matter of

fact, they're sisters.

You know, if she said she was a friend, she went to school with one of the

Paris, you know?

Jesus Christ.

Hello,

Philippe. Hello, Paul.

What the?

Thank you.

Thank you.