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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,343 --> 00:00:02,289 The whole world is on fire. 2 00:00:02,314 --> 00:00:04,039 Viv could smash the system. 3 00:00:04,064 --> 00:00:05,436 Astonish day! 4 00:00:05,461 --> 00:00:07,265 - How long have you got? - Hours and hours. 5 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,710 Tell them about the affair you're having with Elaine Parris. 6 00:00:09,735 --> 00:00:11,351 And I agree with Celeste. 7 00:00:11,376 --> 00:00:12,932 - Get out. - Do what Granny says, then? 8 00:00:12,956 --> 00:00:13,956 Out. 9 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:16,914 You must be the man with designs on my granddaughter. 10 00:00:16,939 --> 00:00:18,679 They're never going to let Viktor back in the UK. 11 00:00:18,704 --> 00:00:20,022 Go as far back as you can 12 00:00:20,047 --> 00:00:21,524 and we'll surround you with bags. 13 00:00:21,549 --> 00:00:22,687 He could be executed. 14 00:00:22,711 --> 00:00:24,672 - So, what do you need? - A fake passport. 15 00:00:24,697 --> 00:00:26,438 - And I'll need your passport. - Mine? What for? 16 00:00:26,463 --> 00:00:27,860 Where do you think the fakes come from? 17 00:00:27,885 --> 00:00:28,885 [SCREAMING] 18 00:00:29,213 --> 00:00:30,227 Just live our life, 19 00:00:30,252 --> 00:00:32,862 so no-one would even ask, he would just be my boyfriend. 20 00:00:32,887 --> 00:00:35,047 Is that the boat? There's no room! 21 00:00:35,072 --> 00:00:37,282 - And they could be safe. - [SCREAMING AND SHOUTING] 22 00:00:37,307 --> 00:00:39,331 I mean, that's better than a death sentence, isn't it? 23 00:00:46,077 --> 00:00:51,077 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 24 00:00:51,229 --> 00:00:55,424 Great Britain stands alone in the world. 25 00:00:55,852 --> 00:00:59,461 To the west, America is the lone wolf. 26 00:00:59,766 --> 00:01:01,047 To the east, 27 00:01:01,072 --> 00:01:03,118 Europe is in flames. 28 00:01:03,143 --> 00:01:06,187 And beyond that, China is rising. 29 00:01:06,445 --> 00:01:11,305 And I want to tell you that in standing alone, this country 30 00:01:11,330 --> 00:01:14,922 has never been more magnificent! 31 00:01:14,955 --> 00:01:17,726 [CHEERING] 32 00:01:17,751 --> 00:01:20,720 But what is Viv Rook actually doing? Can anyone tell me? 33 00:01:20,745 --> 00:01:23,243 I promise you freedom 34 00:01:23,268 --> 00:01:26,952 and the ability to enjoy that freedom. 35 00:01:26,977 --> 00:01:28,694 [CHEERING] 36 00:01:28,719 --> 00:01:29,938 She just says anything! 37 00:01:29,963 --> 00:01:35,202 An emboldened society with the strength to enable itself. 38 00:01:35,227 --> 00:01:37,640 [CHEERING] 39 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:40,236 - I mean, what?! - I'm only just beginning. 40 00:01:40,261 --> 00:01:44,408 But what does she want? What does the Four Star Party actually want?! 41 00:01:44,433 --> 00:01:47,000 I look ahead and see glories! 42 00:01:47,025 --> 00:01:48,300 [CHEERING] 43 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,073 - No, I'm sorry, you can't... - Move! 44 00:01:50,098 --> 00:01:51,136 Listen to me, please! 45 00:01:51,161 --> 00:01:52,739 Ask her about the disappeared! 46 00:01:54,345 --> 00:01:56,870 Ask her out about the people who disappeared! 47 00:01:56,895 --> 00:01:58,379 - I'm arresting you for the possession - Get off! Get off! 48 00:01:58,404 --> 00:01:59,404 of indecent... 49 00:01:59,429 --> 00:02:00,980 Can't you see what she's doing?! 50 00:02:02,145 --> 00:02:03,412 She's lying to you! 51 00:02:03,437 --> 00:02:05,621 Finally, ladies and gentlemen, 52 00:02:06,206 --> 00:02:10,455 let me wish you a very Merry Christmas. 53 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:16,019 [CHEERING] 54 00:02:22,441 --> 00:02:23,949 Well, that was nice. 55 00:02:28,870 --> 00:02:29,965 It was lovely. 56 00:02:41,491 --> 00:02:44,379 It's really very kind of you to have me here, considering. 57 00:02:48,910 --> 00:02:51,457 Hey, it's okay, it's okay. 58 00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:58,058 We have a tradition, Elaine, every Christmas to... 59 00:02:58,091 --> 00:03:01,137 raise a toast to those no longer with us. 60 00:03:02,345 --> 00:03:05,613 And this year we have a new name on the list. 61 00:03:07,191 --> 00:03:08,191 Sss... 62 00:03:10,526 --> 00:03:12,230 Here's to... 63 00:03:13,697 --> 00:03:16,121 [QUIET SOBBING] 64 00:03:23,557 --> 00:03:25,501 Okay, uh... 65 00:03:31,194 --> 00:03:32,551 here's to our brother... 66 00:03:34,884 --> 00:03:36,081 your grandson... 67 00:03:38,650 --> 00:03:39,894 your uncle... 68 00:03:43,463 --> 00:03:44,707 that lovely man. 69 00:03:50,241 --> 00:03:51,371 Here's to Daniel. 70 00:03:52,153 --> 00:03:53,543 OTHERS: To Daniel. 71 00:03:56,684 --> 00:03:58,848 And Viktor. Here's to Viktor. 72 00:03:58,873 --> 00:04:00,394 OTHERS: To Viktor. 73 00:04:24,119 --> 00:04:26,634 - Good to see you. - Yeah, good to see you. 74 00:04:31,225 --> 00:04:32,509 Did you have a good Christmas? 75 00:04:33,517 --> 00:04:34,517 Not bad. 76 00:04:36,550 --> 00:04:38,330 Well, not terrible. 77 00:04:40,437 --> 00:04:43,798 So, what you doing on Friday? Do you have a party? 78 00:04:44,794 --> 00:04:47,056 Are you allowed in here? New Year's Eve? 79 00:04:47,853 --> 00:04:49,088 Yeah, for sure. 80 00:04:49,424 --> 00:04:51,072 Everyone thinks it's like prison. 81 00:04:51,681 --> 00:04:53,056 But we can have a few drinks, 82 00:04:53,867 --> 00:04:55,236 a little bit of music. 83 00:04:58,936 --> 00:05:00,392 Sorry I haven't, um... 84 00:05:02,186 --> 00:05:05,150 Edith was here two weeks ago, and Rosie in November. 85 00:05:06,330 --> 00:05:08,017 They say my campaign is going well. 86 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:09,658 All this trouble with Russia, it's... 87 00:05:09,844 --> 00:05:12,522 it's advantageous. It means communications are bad, so 88 00:05:12,547 --> 00:05:14,071 they cannot deport me. 89 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:15,096 Not yet. 90 00:05:18,163 --> 00:05:19,243 I, uh... 91 00:05:21,397 --> 00:05:23,071 I keep thinking... 92 00:05:24,523 --> 00:05:25,726 about that day. 93 00:05:26,607 --> 00:05:30,626 [VOICES INAUDIBLE] 94 00:05:36,922 --> 00:05:38,441 The things we said. 95 00:05:50,182 --> 00:05:52,360 We tried scattering the ashes, but... 96 00:05:54,502 --> 00:05:55,546 bad timing. 97 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:01,993 "He's going to turn into mud." 98 00:06:02,935 --> 00:06:04,914 We'll try again if the weather gets better, 99 00:06:04,939 --> 00:06:06,344 which they say is debatable. 100 00:06:07,123 --> 00:06:08,175 But... 101 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:13,377 I keep thinking, it was the fridge that killed me. 102 00:06:15,267 --> 00:06:16,688 I thought of Danny in the shop, 103 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:18,766 choosing all those things, 104 00:06:19,041 --> 00:06:20,797 paying at the till, coming home, 105 00:06:20,822 --> 00:06:23,344 putting them in the fridge. A little bit of cheese. 106 00:06:28,006 --> 00:06:30,102 It is completely your fault. 107 00:06:31,494 --> 00:06:32,494 I know. 108 00:06:32,519 --> 00:06:34,024 No, but it really is. 109 00:06:36,469 --> 00:06:38,313 I couldn't let the year pass without saying it. 110 00:06:38,446 --> 00:06:40,356 I've thought about this a lot and, really... 111 00:06:40,740 --> 00:06:43,990 Viktor, you awful man... 112 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,365 - I'm sorry. - No, don't agree. 113 00:06:49,145 --> 00:06:50,197 Cos let me say... 114 00:06:53,254 --> 00:06:54,771 when you were sent to the Ukraine, 115 00:06:56,221 --> 00:06:57,849 then to Barcelona and then to Madrid, 116 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:01,693 I was so bored. I was bored of you. 117 00:07:02,069 --> 00:07:04,551 Everything that Danny fancied in you was so boring. 118 00:07:04,576 --> 00:07:07,178 - It's okay, Stephen, I understand. - Don't! [HE SLAMS ON TABLE] 119 00:07:11,896 --> 00:07:13,568 All right, so... 120 00:07:13,970 --> 00:07:15,514 Well, I know my sisters are doing everything 121 00:07:15,546 --> 00:07:17,177 they can to get you released, and... 122 00:07:17,631 --> 00:07:19,232 there's nothing I can do to stop them. 123 00:07:20,099 --> 00:07:22,709 But when Rosie sends those letters saying, 124 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:25,662 "love, Rosie, and Edith and Stephen" and an X... 125 00:07:27,787 --> 00:07:28,787 that's not me. 126 00:07:29,087 --> 00:07:32,185 I need you to know, that's not me. 127 00:07:45,292 --> 00:07:47,396 He drowned, for God's sake! 128 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,076 [STEPHEN KNOCKS ON DOOR] 129 00:07:53,136 --> 00:07:54,136 Bye, then. 130 00:07:57,627 --> 00:07:59,659 - Goodbye. - [DOOR UNLOCKS] 131 00:08:06,677 --> 00:08:07,721 Happy New Year. 132 00:08:08,512 --> 00:08:10,349 Happy New Year, you big lump. 133 00:08:16,437 --> 00:08:18,849 So, 2028, I was thinking, 134 00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:19,943 if you don't mind. 135 00:08:20,490 --> 00:08:21,645 Will you marry me? 136 00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:24,201 Oh, my God! You could have warned me! 137 00:08:24,234 --> 00:08:26,207 You can't warn someone about a thing like that 138 00:08:26,232 --> 00:08:28,006 I haven't bought you a ring because, A, 139 00:08:28,031 --> 00:08:29,459 you wouldn't like anything I choose. 140 00:08:29,771 --> 00:08:31,410 - And two... - [SHE LAUGHS] 141 00:08:31,725 --> 00:08:33,092 ... we need to save, you and me. 142 00:08:33,521 --> 00:08:35,404 - Well, hurry up and say yes. - Yeah! 143 00:08:35,429 --> 00:08:36,771 - No way! Really? - Yeah! 144 00:08:36,796 --> 00:08:38,678 - Okay. - [SHE LAUGHS] 145 00:08:44,764 --> 00:08:46,896 All I want to do now is tell Danny. 146 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:50,873 I want him to laugh and give me a hug. 147 00:08:52,592 --> 00:08:54,740 I want him to say you're not good enough. 148 00:08:55,955 --> 00:08:58,904 I want him to get all snotty about the reception. 149 00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:01,303 Well, I could tell my mate Ricky instead, he's gay. 150 00:09:01,328 --> 00:09:02,377 [SHE LAUGHS] 151 00:09:02,402 --> 00:09:03,576 Yeah, that'd work. 152 00:09:09,543 --> 00:09:11,185 2028. 153 00:09:11,436 --> 00:09:15,209 When I was a kid, 2028 sounded like the future. 154 00:09:15,591 --> 00:09:18,615 Like we'd all have jetpacks and monorails and... 155 00:09:19,018 --> 00:09:21,986 be taking our food in little pills like astronauts. 156 00:09:22,673 --> 00:09:23,896 Here it is. 157 00:09:24,058 --> 00:09:26,443 And I'm telling you, we're not astronauts. 158 00:09:28,265 --> 00:09:30,935 All I know is my broadband is still too slow, 159 00:09:31,276 --> 00:09:34,224 you can't get bananas any more, they've all died out, 160 00:09:34,947 --> 00:09:37,830 the kids demand 27 types of telly, 161 00:09:38,315 --> 00:09:40,421 all more expensive than the last, and... 162 00:09:40,554 --> 00:09:42,752 gas and electric are going through the roof. 163 00:09:44,690 --> 00:09:47,838 I dread to think... 2028. 164 00:09:49,877 --> 00:09:51,971 What the hell is it going to throw at us next? 165 00:09:52,671 --> 00:09:54,619 And the blackouts continue. 166 00:09:56,659 --> 00:09:57,659 Ugh! 167 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,698 The blackouts are cyberattacks. 168 00:10:03,815 --> 00:10:05,565 Could be Russia, could be ISIS, 169 00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:06,940 could be teenagers in a bedroom. 170 00:10:06,965 --> 00:10:10,033 The power cuts mean that so much information is being lost, 171 00:10:10,416 --> 00:10:13,002 we're going back to printing things on paper. 172 00:10:13,027 --> 00:10:15,166 It's just so... papery. 173 00:10:16,323 --> 00:10:18,343 - What do you do with it? - [THEY LAUGH] 174 00:10:18,424 --> 00:10:19,437 It's silly. 175 00:10:19,437 --> 00:10:23,885 And tomorrow it's the same. We've now had 50 days of rain. 176 00:10:23,910 --> 00:10:27,268 And we have reached 60 days of rain. 177 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,412 It's official, 80 days of rain. 178 00:10:29,437 --> 00:10:31,469 [EXPLOSION, SCREAMING] 179 00:10:33,652 --> 00:10:38,089 The explosion in Leeds city centre has been confirmed as a dirty bomb. 180 00:10:38,114 --> 00:10:39,137 I heard this bang, 181 00:10:39,162 --> 00:10:42,035 and then there's this dust. It blew all this dust!! 182 00:10:42,981 --> 00:10:44,699 It's radioactive and I've breathed it in. 183 00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:46,028 What do I do?! 184 00:10:46,449 --> 00:10:47,510 What do I do?! 185 00:10:47,535 --> 00:10:49,317 Radioactivity, that's like you. 186 00:10:50,034 --> 00:10:51,901 [EXPLOSION, SCREAMING] 187 00:10:51,926 --> 00:10:54,876 Reports of a second dirty bomb here in Bristol city centre. 188 00:10:54,901 --> 00:10:56,885 The whole city's been poisoned! 189 00:10:56,910 --> 00:10:58,587 We've got to get out of here, right now! 190 00:10:58,612 --> 00:11:01,603 It's a housing crisis on an unprecedented scale. 191 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:04,526 Vivienne Rook has introduced the Bedroom Law. 192 00:11:04,551 --> 00:11:06,939 Anyone with two spare bedrooms 193 00:11:06,964 --> 00:11:11,123 must be available to take in any homeless UK citizen. 194 00:11:11,210 --> 00:11:14,190 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 195 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:16,833 Here we go. 196 00:11:20,048 --> 00:11:22,157 Can you let these people through, please? 197 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,138 We've got a lot of people to drop off. 198 00:11:25,714 --> 00:11:27,018 Right, who have we got? 199 00:11:27,043 --> 00:11:31,151 Mr and Mrs Finch to be quartered at 57 Overland Terrace, 200 00:11:31,176 --> 00:11:33,432 with a Mr Naveen Chakrabarti. 201 00:11:33,457 --> 00:11:35,299 All yours. Next. 202 00:11:35,324 --> 00:11:37,307 Lisa and Clive Montgomery. 203 00:11:38,893 --> 00:11:40,956 Right, we're with the CBDC charity. 204 00:11:40,981 --> 00:11:43,759 We can help you get rehoused. Were you flood or radiation? 205 00:11:43,784 --> 00:11:45,909 - Flood, darling. - Okay. 206 00:11:46,107 --> 00:11:48,135 We've got some basics and food coupons. 207 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,712 That's Fran. I'm Edith. 208 00:11:49,737 --> 00:11:50,987 Let's get you settled. 209 00:11:51,202 --> 00:11:52,735 I didn't agree to this! 210 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:55,339 I said no! I don't want strangers in my house! 211 00:11:55,364 --> 00:11:58,276 Sweetheart, you think this is inconvenient? 212 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,549 My house is under three feet of sewage. 213 00:12:00,574 --> 00:12:02,034 Drains have burst. 214 00:12:02,059 --> 00:12:03,737 I've got all the poo and pee 215 00:12:03,762 --> 00:12:06,042 west of Bradford Road flooding my kitchen. 216 00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:09,120 So, pardon me! Adrian, get inside. 217 00:12:10,069 --> 00:12:11,760 I'm phoning my MP! 218 00:12:11,785 --> 00:12:13,587 Your MP's Vivienne Rook. She did this. 219 00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:16,404 - It was her idea. - Oh, she wanted Mrs Rook in power. 220 00:12:16,429 --> 00:12:19,323 - She said, "Let's smash the system." - All right, all right. 221 00:12:19,348 --> 00:12:20,385 I'm an idiot. 222 00:12:21,503 --> 00:12:23,714 One last thing. Do you mind if I ask? 223 00:12:23,739 --> 00:12:25,057 When you were evacuated, 224 00:12:25,082 --> 00:12:27,214 you spent five days at Happindale Barracks, 225 00:12:27,239 --> 00:12:29,128 - is that right? - Sleeping on the floor. 226 00:12:29,153 --> 00:12:30,964 - At my age! - When you were there, 227 00:12:30,989 --> 00:12:32,196 I'm just checking, did you hear 228 00:12:32,221 --> 00:12:34,760 any stories about the disappeared? 229 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:37,471 - What do you mean? - There's a story, 230 00:12:37,496 --> 00:12:38,689 going around about the homeless. 231 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,456 They say some get rehoused, 232 00:12:40,481 --> 00:12:42,643 some get turned away, and some people... 233 00:12:42,809 --> 00:12:43,809 ... disappear. 234 00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:45,704 Your name gets crossed off and you vanish. 235 00:12:45,729 --> 00:12:48,487 I'm just trying to find out, where do they go? 236 00:12:53,178 --> 00:12:54,917 I told you she didn't know anything. 237 00:12:56,299 --> 00:12:57,453 It's an urban myth. 238 00:12:57,589 --> 00:12:59,924 But, the thing is, when you look it up online, 239 00:13:00,181 --> 00:13:01,343 the disappeared, 240 00:13:01,753 --> 00:13:04,720 there's nothing, which proves there's something wrong, 241 00:13:04,745 --> 00:13:05,901 because you never get nothing. 242 00:13:06,339 --> 00:13:09,049 Any reference has been scrubbed out of existence. 243 00:13:09,601 --> 00:13:11,589 Do you want to stay at mine tonight? 244 00:13:13,354 --> 00:13:15,112 You don't have to. 245 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:17,089 No, I'm... 246 00:13:20,327 --> 00:13:23,018 - It's been ages. - I know. I... 247 00:13:27,531 --> 00:13:29,511 Well, what do you want? 248 00:13:30,982 --> 00:13:32,143 I never know what... 249 00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:34,604 What the hell do you want? 250 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:37,448 It's the address. 251 00:13:38,412 --> 00:13:40,018 You live right opposite Danny. 252 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,940 We only met because of him. 253 00:13:42,566 --> 00:13:45,174 His house is staring at you. 254 00:13:50,818 --> 00:13:52,049 It's not your fault, 255 00:13:52,453 --> 00:13:53,784 what happened to him. 256 00:13:54,396 --> 00:13:56,424 I know, I do know that. 257 00:13:58,232 --> 00:13:59,581 And it's not mine. 258 00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:03,018 I'm absolutely certain of that. 259 00:14:04,389 --> 00:14:05,557 Yes... 260 00:14:06,698 --> 00:14:07,831 ... I was there. 261 00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:10,178 And I helped him. 262 00:14:11,437 --> 00:14:13,381 But he did what he did. 263 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,628 I'm not to blame. 264 00:14:17,553 --> 00:14:18,917 Neither are you. 265 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:23,411 Oh, here we go. 266 00:14:29,749 --> 00:14:31,036 I'll stay. 267 00:14:33,753 --> 00:14:36,029 Tonight. Thanks. 268 00:14:38,557 --> 00:14:39,557 Really? 269 00:14:40,319 --> 00:14:42,359 Well, we met cos of Danny. 270 00:14:44,855 --> 00:14:46,396 Never had anything better. 271 00:15:06,217 --> 00:15:08,269 [LAPTOP KEYS CLICK] 272 00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:13,103 _ 273 00:15:17,806 --> 00:15:20,372 - Muriel? - I'm in here. 274 00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:21,441 Who is it? 275 00:15:21,441 --> 00:15:23,314 It's Mr Briscoe from the council, 276 00:15:23,519 --> 00:15:25,689 about the Bedroom Law. He says you've got an appointment. 277 00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:28,381 Well, you can tell him he might have... 278 00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:32,002 suggested an appointment, but I didn't agree. 279 00:15:32,175 --> 00:15:35,541 We haven't got room. There are four of us living here. 280 00:15:36,304 --> 00:15:38,189 It's a sizable property, Mrs Deacon. 281 00:15:38,214 --> 00:15:40,650 I think that gives us at least two spare bedrooms. 282 00:15:40,675 --> 00:15:42,017 It's not fit! 283 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:45,814 No-one's spent money on this house since the '70s! 284 00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:49,275 - Half the rooms are damp. - That's what I'm here to assess. 285 00:15:49,441 --> 00:15:52,019 But you can't, and that's that. 286 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,995 I'm afraid I have every right. 287 00:15:55,428 --> 00:15:57,808 Muriel, it's the law. 288 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,847 Yes. Well, I know. 289 00:15:59,872 --> 00:16:02,784 And the Bedroom Law states very clearly that people 290 00:16:02,809 --> 00:16:05,790 can't be housed if there's a danger to health. 291 00:16:05,815 --> 00:16:08,167 - And that's a fact. - This place isn't a death trap! 292 00:16:08,192 --> 00:16:09,620 I mean, me! 293 00:16:10,355 --> 00:16:13,206 I can't see, Celeste! I can't bloody see! 294 00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:16,503 You're asking me to take people in, 295 00:16:16,839 --> 00:16:18,925 and every day my eyesight's getting 296 00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:21,065 worse, every single day. 297 00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:24,987 I'm seeing less and less and less. 298 00:16:26,287 --> 00:16:29,722 It's not the house, for God's sake, it's me! [SHE SOBS] 299 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,146 Okay, just look into the camera. 300 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,677 "Diagnosis - macular degeneration, 301 00:16:45,702 --> 00:16:47,408 96% definite." 302 00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:50,441 "Please make an appointment with your nearest health care specialist." 303 00:16:53,441 --> 00:16:55,341 I can't see any numbers. 304 00:16:55,366 --> 00:16:57,723 They're tiny. They're at the top of the door there. Look. 305 00:16:57,748 --> 00:17:00,170 We create a patch out of a single stem cell, 306 00:17:00,195 --> 00:17:02,191 and we cultivate that into a layer of cells, 307 00:17:02,216 --> 00:17:04,130 and that gets transplanted into the eye. 308 00:17:04,155 --> 00:17:05,740 And what's the result? 309 00:17:05,765 --> 00:17:07,668 How much eyesight will I have left? 310 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,380 Oh, you'll be cured. 311 00:17:09,405 --> 00:17:10,677 I'll be cured? 312 00:17:10,701 --> 00:17:11,873 That's the plan. 313 00:17:12,771 --> 00:17:15,668 - Cured? To what extent? - 100%. 314 00:17:15,693 --> 00:17:18,676 Macular degeneration is a thing of the past, Mrs Deacon. 315 00:17:18,701 --> 00:17:20,591 Ten years ago, you'd have gone blind. 316 00:17:20,739 --> 00:17:21,912 Good God! 317 00:17:22,284 --> 00:17:25,826 - That's amazing. - It's astonishing. 318 00:17:25,851 --> 00:17:29,891 I've got to point out, there is a waiting list of three years, 319 00:17:30,288 --> 00:17:34,312 but we can NHS fast-track you for £10,000. 320 00:17:35,529 --> 00:17:37,810 - Oh... - That's a lot of money. 321 00:17:37,835 --> 00:17:40,466 It's all the money I've got in the world. 322 00:17:40,491 --> 00:17:41,691 That's everything. 323 00:17:42,135 --> 00:17:45,279 Everything I was going to leave to my grandchildren, 324 00:17:45,304 --> 00:17:47,427 to my great-grandchildren. 325 00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:51,990 Oh, well... 326 00:17:53,728 --> 00:17:54,728 Sod them. 327 00:17:54,853 --> 00:17:56,437 Yes, please, book me in. 328 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,287 Thank you very much. 329 00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:01,421 It's a terrible, terrible world, 330 00:18:01,421 --> 00:18:03,443 but I want to see every second of it. 331 00:18:04,178 --> 00:18:07,201 - That's it. All right? - I'm not blind! 332 00:18:07,226 --> 00:18:08,435 Don't fuss! 333 00:18:09,904 --> 00:18:13,943 - Signor, call Rosie Lyons. - Calling Rosie Lyons. 334 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,334 I thought for lunch maybe a nice little sandwich. 335 00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:18,716 - What do you think? - Hi, Gran, are you home? 336 00:18:18,741 --> 00:18:20,045 How was it? Can you see? 337 00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:22,216 No, it's just one eye at a time, 338 00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:26,029 - but they were absolutely delightful. - Does it hurt? 339 00:18:26,054 --> 00:18:28,295 No, it's just a bit of a nuisance, really. 340 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,740 - I was just wondering... - Yeah, I'll have ham on toast. 341 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,956 Just the one slice. Thank you. 342 00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,177 [GONG CLANGS] 343 00:18:48,084 --> 00:18:50,045 I thought, make it two slices. 344 00:18:50,237 --> 00:18:51,417 You've got a gong? 345 00:18:51,441 --> 00:18:54,130 - Yes, I have. - But that gong was over there. 346 00:18:54,155 --> 00:18:55,255 Yes, it was. 347 00:18:55,459 --> 00:18:57,224 So, you stood up and you got it? 348 00:18:57,249 --> 00:18:58,249 Yes, I did. 349 00:18:59,245 --> 00:19:02,229 - Okay. So, two slices? - Yes, please. 350 00:19:07,515 --> 00:19:09,318 The nice ham, Celeste. 351 00:19:09,343 --> 00:19:11,248 Not the ham I give to the kids. 352 00:19:12,856 --> 00:19:14,302 - There you go, guys. - Thanks. 353 00:19:14,343 --> 00:19:16,326 Enjoy. Bye! 354 00:19:17,392 --> 00:19:18,724 Hiya. What can I get you? 355 00:19:18,749 --> 00:19:20,716 - Cheeseburger, thanks. - Oh, one second. Hey, Adi. 356 00:19:20,741 --> 00:19:22,490 You've got to try one of these new pies. 357 00:19:22,515 --> 00:19:23,560 They're made of algae. 358 00:19:23,585 --> 00:19:26,552 I said we should get a slogan. "Aye-aye, algae pie." 359 00:19:26,577 --> 00:19:28,959 - What are you doing here? - What does it look like? 360 00:19:28,984 --> 00:19:31,066 That bit, she just tried to sell you a pie. 361 00:19:31,091 --> 00:19:33,177 - That was a clue. - But you're in the wrong zone. 362 00:19:33,202 --> 00:19:34,834 You don't have a licence to trade. 363 00:19:35,412 --> 00:19:36,818 That's bollocks. 364 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,982 You know I've got a licence. I've got N13 2M 24. 365 00:19:40,007 --> 00:19:42,295 Rosie, they've changed the zones. 366 00:19:43,908 --> 00:19:44,997 Since when? 367 00:19:45,447 --> 00:19:47,076 I'm told you've changed the zones. 368 00:19:47,101 --> 00:19:48,520 Sorry, we should have pinged you. 369 00:19:48,545 --> 00:19:50,951 It's the power cuts. Everything's going haywire. 370 00:19:51,225 --> 00:19:53,138 - Blame the Russians. - But it's my business. 371 00:19:53,163 --> 00:19:54,810 The food truck is my source of income. 372 00:19:54,835 --> 00:19:56,482 How fast can I get a new licence? 373 00:19:56,507 --> 00:19:57,669 Well, you can't. 374 00:19:57,693 --> 00:19:59,373 - What do you mean? - I can't license you. 375 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,220 Sorry. I would if I could, but I can't. 376 00:20:01,245 --> 00:20:02,300 Why not?! 377 00:20:02,325 --> 00:20:04,946 You are real, aren't you? You're not AI? 378 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,302 - You're not a bot? - I'm from Timperley. 379 00:20:07,327 --> 00:20:10,364 All right, Timperley, why can't I have a licence?! 380 00:20:12,614 --> 00:20:14,630 Oh, bollocks! What happens now? 381 00:20:14,655 --> 00:20:16,433 How do I get served in a power cut? 382 00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:19,231 - Anyone? Hello? What do I do?! - [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 383 00:20:19,256 --> 00:20:21,272 [FOOTSTEPS] 384 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,723 Sorry about that. 385 00:20:25,982 --> 00:20:27,231 Where were you? 386 00:20:27,261 --> 00:20:28,293 Just behind there. 387 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,575 - Why can't you sit with us? - People get cross. 388 00:20:32,175 --> 00:20:34,481 So, the problem is your home address. 389 00:20:34,622 --> 00:20:36,340 We can't allow ingress and egress 390 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,106 of a vehicle with a portable generator. 391 00:20:38,131 --> 00:20:39,723 Not now you live inside a red zone. 392 00:20:39,748 --> 00:20:41,567 - What's a red zone? - Criminal. 393 00:20:41,731 --> 00:20:43,895 Your estate has been designated a criminal zone. 394 00:20:44,272 --> 00:20:45,300 Sorry. 395 00:20:45,464 --> 00:20:47,443 [DRILLING] 396 00:20:47,753 --> 00:20:49,497 This whole estate, Roxie Road, 397 00:20:49,522 --> 00:20:51,222 right round to the park, one big circle. 398 00:20:51,247 --> 00:20:52,450 Well, it'll stop the joyriders. 399 00:20:52,489 --> 00:20:54,497 Well, they're not fencing us off to stop criminals. 400 00:20:54,522 --> 00:20:56,067 They're making us the criminals. 401 00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,418 They're locking us in! 402 00:20:57,443 --> 00:20:59,684 It's your fault, you and your stupid little mates! 403 00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:01,425 They've branded this a red zone because of you! 404 00:21:01,450 --> 00:21:02,450 No. 405 00:21:02,475 --> 00:21:04,332 You went to the police and you reported me. 406 00:21:04,357 --> 00:21:05,598 You did it! You! 407 00:21:07,645 --> 00:21:09,809 - Jesus! - Do you want me to... 408 00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:11,396 No, I don't care! Leave him! 409 00:21:11,713 --> 00:21:13,388 - We got any more beers? - Sorry. 410 00:21:13,429 --> 00:21:15,106 You've had your alcohol consumption for the week. 411 00:21:15,131 --> 00:21:17,301 It's like you've swallowed the spina bifida website. 412 00:21:17,326 --> 00:21:18,512 Get me a beer! 413 00:21:19,461 --> 00:21:20,461 God... 414 00:21:23,505 --> 00:21:26,106 - You all right? - Just, I was aching, that's all. 415 00:21:28,096 --> 00:21:31,088 ID cards. We're going to need ID cards to get in and out! 416 00:21:31,113 --> 00:21:33,184 Otherwise you get disappeared. 417 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,262 Don't start that again. 418 00:21:37,217 --> 00:21:40,928 Thing is, Rosie, it's not exactly the right time, but... 419 00:21:41,761 --> 00:21:43,442 Fran has asked me to move in. 420 00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:47,301 Oh, that's nice. Like rats leaving a sinking ship. Anyone else? 421 00:21:47,326 --> 00:21:48,692 What Rosie means to say is, 422 00:21:48,717 --> 00:21:50,340 that's great news. Congratulations. 423 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,104 - But she pays me rent. - Fran's earning. 424 00:21:53,129 --> 00:21:55,215 I'll give you money now and then, okay? 425 00:21:55,302 --> 00:21:57,643 But when you two get married, you don't want me here. 426 00:21:57,668 --> 00:21:59,723 True enough. Not being rude. 427 00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:04,121 This flat's been the longest I've ever stayed anywhere. 428 00:22:04,146 --> 00:22:05,418 God, you and Fran. 429 00:22:05,955 --> 00:22:07,428 You've never liked anyone before. 430 00:22:08,059 --> 00:22:10,449 Well, I'm slowing down. 431 00:22:10,449 --> 00:22:12,192 And Danny... 432 00:22:13,221 --> 00:22:15,408 You know, makes you take stock. 433 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:16,950 And I'll come and visit. 434 00:22:16,975 --> 00:22:20,270 You'll see me all the time, I promise. 435 00:22:20,503 --> 00:22:23,043 - You'll need an ID card. - No. 436 00:22:23,959 --> 00:22:26,793 I'll just topple the government, how about that? 437 00:22:27,502 --> 00:22:31,075 - Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo! - [GIGGLING] 438 00:22:35,577 --> 00:22:37,051 Wait, let me see your ID, please? 439 00:22:38,436 --> 00:22:40,028 - Great. - Thanks. 440 00:22:40,106 --> 00:22:42,067 It's ridiculous. They won't let me in. 441 00:22:42,575 --> 00:22:45,059 Said, "Your registration' not on the list." I said, "I didn't know 442 00:22:45,084 --> 00:22:46,785 "it had to be." They said, "That's your fault." 443 00:22:46,810 --> 00:22:48,207 I know. Come on. 444 00:22:48,232 --> 00:22:49,232 Let's go. 445 00:22:49,950 --> 00:22:54,184 Vivienne Rook done the same on the Barton estate and the Maltings. 446 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,418 All fenced off. 447 00:22:57,385 --> 00:22:59,043 - Bye! - Bye! 448 00:23:07,675 --> 00:23:10,200 The problem is legal aid is gone completely. 449 00:23:10,437 --> 00:23:14,373 But there's no movement from Russia, so you're safe for now. 450 00:23:15,182 --> 00:23:16,981 I could ask Stephen for a bit of money, but I don't think 451 00:23:17,006 --> 00:23:19,270 his new job pays very much, so... 452 00:23:19,295 --> 00:23:20,653 No, let him keep his money. 453 00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:23,590 He's got the family, that's more important for him. 454 00:23:25,022 --> 00:23:26,043 Is he okay? 455 00:23:26,497 --> 00:23:27,871 He's all right, I think. 456 00:23:27,896 --> 00:23:29,612 I don't seem so much these days. 457 00:23:29,637 --> 00:23:31,746 We're all a bit broken, 458 00:23:31,771 --> 00:23:34,082 I think, really but it's Danny's birthday soon, 459 00:23:34,107 --> 00:23:37,690 so we thought we'd try again, scattering the ashes. 460 00:23:37,715 --> 00:23:40,528 - We talked about waiting for you. - No, go without me. 461 00:23:40,876 --> 00:23:42,932 Thanks. Yeah, Gran needs it, really. 462 00:23:43,401 --> 00:23:45,660 And we're inviting Ralph. 463 00:23:46,173 --> 00:23:47,301 It seems only fair. 464 00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:50,223 He was married to Danny, but you don't mind, do you? 465 00:23:50,453 --> 00:23:52,801 No, not at all. 466 00:23:54,218 --> 00:23:55,528 No, it's nice. 467 00:23:56,449 --> 00:23:57,801 We should all remember him. 468 00:23:58,721 --> 00:23:59,739 Everyone. 469 00:24:03,723 --> 00:24:05,929 So... come on. 470 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,864 What about the disappeared? Have you got anything? 471 00:24:13,962 --> 00:24:14,962 Nothing for sure. 472 00:24:15,337 --> 00:24:16,801 And I haven't got any evidence. 473 00:24:16,826 --> 00:24:18,543 They say people are definitely being moved. 474 00:24:18,568 --> 00:24:20,145 Off the record, at night. 475 00:24:20,170 --> 00:24:23,012 I know, but moved to where? 476 00:24:23,037 --> 00:24:24,403 That's what I don't understand. 477 00:24:24,841 --> 00:24:26,332 They say they've gone to Erstwhile. 478 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,981 - Erstwhile? - Yeah, that's what they say. 479 00:24:29,006 --> 00:24:32,038 Like, "He's gone to erstwhile," or "the Erstwhiles". 480 00:24:32,164 --> 00:24:34,926 I don't know, what is it? Is it a place, like a village? 481 00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:39,404 No, no, it's a word. It means former or previously. 482 00:24:39,429 --> 00:24:42,098 Like, I'm an erstwhile campaigner. 483 00:24:42,123 --> 00:24:45,426 - You're an erstwhile free man. - Okay. 484 00:24:46,731 --> 00:24:47,950 But that's what they say. 485 00:24:48,550 --> 00:24:51,292 People don't just disappear. They've gone "erstwhile". 486 00:24:53,956 --> 00:24:56,535 _ 487 00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:05,839 Erstwhile, copyright 2028, Slight & Weight Holdings. 488 00:25:05,864 --> 00:25:08,825 Slight And Weight assert ownership, January 2028. 489 00:25:12,194 --> 00:25:13,668 Little bit of news, everyone. 490 00:25:14,107 --> 00:25:16,465 And it's congratulations to Bethany, 491 00:25:16,490 --> 00:25:17,621 because they've said yeah. 492 00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:19,052 The Home Office have said that they'll fund you. 493 00:25:19,077 --> 00:25:20,496 - You're kidding me! - They're gonna pay. 494 00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:22,723 You did it. You got it. You're in! 495 00:25:22,748 --> 00:25:24,804 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 496 00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:30,309 And just count down. 497 00:25:32,036 --> 00:25:33,073 - Ten. - Ten. 498 00:25:33,653 --> 00:25:34,719 - Nine. - Nine. 499 00:25:35,356 --> 00:25:36,379 - Eight. - Eight. 500 00:25:36,918 --> 00:25:37,918 Seven. 501 00:25:38,533 --> 00:25:39,569 Six. 502 00:25:49,136 --> 00:25:50,136 Sorry. 503 00:25:51,809 --> 00:25:54,425 - Any word? - They said she's fine. 504 00:25:54,425 --> 00:25:57,373 Just... God knows. Plugging her in. 505 00:26:00,853 --> 00:26:03,567 - Did you get the train? - No, I drove. 506 00:26:05,271 --> 00:26:07,684 - You? - Coach. 507 00:26:12,563 --> 00:26:13,563 How's Gran? 508 00:26:14,315 --> 00:26:15,442 How are the eyes? 509 00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:17,739 That's a point. 510 00:26:18,045 --> 00:26:20,137 She's your gran, but I'm the one looking after her. 511 00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:24,489 The Lyons have got themselves a nursemaid, free of charge. 512 00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:27,457 She's ready. 513 00:26:27,457 --> 00:26:29,856 Oh, look at you! 514 00:26:30,449 --> 00:26:32,942 - Sweetheart... - You're okay? 515 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:35,231 - Are you okay? - I am. I really am. 516 00:26:35,256 --> 00:26:38,035 I'm fine. Honestly, I swear, I'm fine. 517 00:26:40,563 --> 00:26:41,599 There. 518 00:26:42,941 --> 00:26:44,676 You can let that breathe for ten minutes. 519 00:26:45,026 --> 00:26:47,457 All looking good. I'll come back and I'll dress them. 520 00:26:50,029 --> 00:26:51,029 Do you see? 521 00:26:51,641 --> 00:26:53,200 These are interaction nodes. 522 00:26:54,060 --> 00:26:56,239 If I use this finger, I can open all the doors at work, 523 00:26:56,264 --> 00:26:59,416 no ID. And if I just scan this in the shop, 524 00:26:59,441 --> 00:27:01,700 I can pay for anything up to £1,000. 525 00:27:01,725 --> 00:27:03,410 And, look... Dad? 526 00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:06,246 - [HER EYES CLICK] - Mum? 527 00:27:06,778 --> 00:27:09,215 - [HER EYES CLICK] - I've just taken your photo. 528 00:27:10,108 --> 00:27:13,981 - Send, and send. - [PHONES CHIME] 529 00:27:14,609 --> 00:27:15,825 It doesn't need the sound effect. 530 00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:17,403 I just added that because it makes me laugh. 531 00:27:19,393 --> 00:27:21,879 You promised me they wouldn't touch your eyes. 532 00:27:21,904 --> 00:27:23,153 Not after last time. 533 00:27:23,178 --> 00:27:24,565 That was years ago. 534 00:27:24,590 --> 00:27:26,582 Gran's had stem cells in her eyes since then. 535 00:27:26,607 --> 00:27:27,942 I can't help thinking... 536 00:27:28,763 --> 00:27:29,763 Don't laugh. 537 00:27:30,459 --> 00:27:33,129 - All these power cuts... - [SHE LAUGHS] 538 00:27:35,637 --> 00:27:37,445 Well, what would happen to you? 539 00:27:37,445 --> 00:27:40,481 Nothing. What happens to you in a power cut? 540 00:27:40,762 --> 00:27:41,817 Nothing. 541 00:27:42,939 --> 00:27:45,504 So, what about your head? 542 00:27:46,059 --> 00:27:47,303 Can't feel a thing. 543 00:27:47,328 --> 00:27:50,059 They inserted the tiniest wafer into my brain. 544 00:27:50,084 --> 00:27:52,059 Oh, my God! Look at the result. 545 00:27:53,075 --> 00:27:54,619 Synced this up, no keyboard. 546 00:27:54,643 --> 00:27:56,239 I don't need a keyboard ever again. 547 00:27:58,355 --> 00:28:00,809 You did that by thinking? 548 00:28:00,966 --> 00:28:02,628 It can't read my mind. Not yet. 549 00:28:02,653 --> 00:28:05,433 But the wafer tracks activity in the neural pathway and micro 550 00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,950 movements in the retina to predict what I'm thinking. 551 00:28:08,052 --> 00:28:10,137 But that is reading your mind. 552 00:28:11,248 --> 00:28:12,520 Let's see where everyone is. 553 00:28:14,778 --> 00:28:16,684 There's Aunt Rosie. She's at home. 554 00:28:18,424 --> 00:28:19,887 Lincoln's in school. 555 00:28:20,104 --> 00:28:21,957 Lee's not in school. Should be. 556 00:28:21,982 --> 00:28:23,706 Where is he? In the park. 557 00:28:23,731 --> 00:28:24,910 Don't tell Rosie. 558 00:28:25,241 --> 00:28:26,707 Gran's at home in the kitchen. 559 00:28:26,732 --> 00:28:27,857 What a surprise. 560 00:28:27,911 --> 00:28:29,408 Let's find Ruby. 561 00:28:29,433 --> 00:28:32,075 She's in a bar called the Marine Tide and she's just bought a bottle 562 00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:33,817 of house white for £56. 563 00:28:34,236 --> 00:28:37,440 - It's 4:00 in the afternoon! - 56 quid for the house white?! 564 00:28:37,675 --> 00:28:40,721 Oh, my God! How did it go, Beth? How are you? Did it work? 565 00:28:40,746 --> 00:28:42,645 Are you completely synched up now? 566 00:28:42,670 --> 00:28:43,675 Yeah, I'm fine. 567 00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:46,604 I'm with Mum and Dad, and I've just realised, you're in trouble. 568 00:28:46,629 --> 00:28:48,223 You should be in college! 569 00:28:48,248 --> 00:28:49,424 56 quid?! 570 00:28:49,449 --> 00:28:50,871 For God's sake, Bethany! 571 00:28:55,498 --> 00:28:56,550 That is amazing. 572 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,453 A little bit like spying. 573 00:28:59,453 --> 00:29:01,106 What if I didn't want you tracking me? 574 00:29:01,131 --> 00:29:02,573 Well, that's a good question. 575 00:29:02,598 --> 00:29:03,723 Can you imagine? 576 00:29:03,999 --> 00:29:06,012 What if your father was having an affair or something. 577 00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:07,445 Okay. 578 00:29:08,272 --> 00:29:11,444 You're in my contacts. That's permission, according to the law. 579 00:29:11,469 --> 00:29:13,441 But I still don't understand. 580 00:29:13,441 --> 00:29:15,973 You can run software like this on a keyboard, 581 00:29:15,998 --> 00:29:17,668 so why did you need the operation? 582 00:29:17,967 --> 00:29:20,918 I'm trying to explain it in ways you can understand, 583 00:29:20,951 --> 00:29:23,770 but the connection is so much more. 584 00:29:23,943 --> 00:29:26,426 While we were talking, at exactly the same time 585 00:29:26,451 --> 00:29:28,729 I wondered about the 80 days of rain, 586 00:29:28,754 --> 00:29:31,202 where it came from, why it was, what comes next. 587 00:29:31,445 --> 00:29:34,054 And I keyed into satellites just 30 seconds ago, 588 00:29:34,079 --> 00:29:35,428 so I can see the course 589 00:29:35,452 --> 00:29:38,124 of El Nino and I can tap into pressure sensors 590 00:29:38,149 --> 00:29:40,999 along the Atlantic coast and biometric readings 591 00:29:41,024 --> 00:29:42,241 from the ships at sea. 592 00:29:42,445 --> 00:29:45,663 If I put all of that together, I'm there. 593 00:29:46,437 --> 00:29:48,461 I'm inside it. The tide, 594 00:29:48,461 --> 00:29:52,288 the depth of the sea and the curl of the waves within me. 595 00:29:53,068 --> 00:29:55,194 And right now, in Charles Street, Pasadena, 596 00:29:55,219 --> 00:29:56,234 a 15-year-old girl 597 00:29:56,259 --> 00:29:59,101 called Ephanie Cross has written her first song and put it online. 598 00:29:59,126 --> 00:30:02,058 Ah! She's got the sweetest voice. 599 00:30:03,577 --> 00:30:08,288 So, when I combine all of that, it's a joy. 600 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:12,937 In my head, it is absolute joy. 601 00:30:27,905 --> 00:30:29,319 She's fallen asleep. 602 00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:37,300 They own her. 603 00:30:39,869 --> 00:30:41,799 The government paid for this upgrade, so... 604 00:30:43,437 --> 00:30:45,299 now the government owns my daughter. 605 00:30:46,429 --> 00:30:48,457 But she's happy, I suppose. 606 00:30:51,052 --> 00:30:52,971 If she was a drug addict and said she was happy, 607 00:30:52,996 --> 00:30:54,010 we'd do something. 608 00:30:54,035 --> 00:30:56,182 Stephen, we surrounded her with screens 609 00:30:56,207 --> 00:30:57,698 from the moment she was born. 610 00:30:58,069 --> 00:30:59,104 We did this. 611 00:31:02,909 --> 00:31:03,909 I just wish... 612 00:31:06,549 --> 00:31:09,119 If I could have paid for it myself, then she wouldn't be indentured 613 00:31:09,144 --> 00:31:10,237 for the rest of her life. 614 00:31:13,524 --> 00:31:15,612 I couldn't afford this place in a million years. 615 00:31:22,733 --> 00:31:24,151 We're on the wrong side. 616 00:31:26,034 --> 00:31:27,134 Hey, Woody. 617 00:31:28,413 --> 00:31:30,354 Yeah, it's been such a long time. 618 00:31:31,331 --> 00:31:34,409 I was just wondering if we could talk, 619 00:31:34,831 --> 00:31:37,432 if you're free, please. 620 00:31:37,457 --> 00:31:39,924 It's been ages, it's been years! 621 00:31:39,949 --> 00:31:42,260 You know, we had that school reunion thing, 622 00:31:42,285 --> 00:31:44,901 "No sign of Stephen Lyons." 623 00:31:44,926 --> 00:31:46,844 I said, "He's too posh now." 624 00:31:46,869 --> 00:31:49,737 "You won't get him coming back from London, not for us lot." 625 00:31:50,713 --> 00:31:53,260 Still, Debbie Bishop noshed me off, 626 00:31:53,285 --> 00:31:54,896 - so it's all good. - [HE LAUGHS] 627 00:31:54,921 --> 00:31:56,237 Wow. 628 00:31:56,768 --> 00:31:59,213 That was a long time coming, so to speak. 629 00:31:59,238 --> 00:32:00,987 - Yeah. Ha! - [THEY LAUGH] 630 00:32:01,518 --> 00:32:03,393 Yeah, I would've thought you'd lose weight, 631 00:32:03,418 --> 00:32:04,698 riding a bike all day. 632 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,971 Well, can't do that job forever. 633 00:32:07,810 --> 00:32:09,612 The girls don't get any cheaper. 634 00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:11,838 The cost of two daughters is, whoosh! 635 00:32:13,045 --> 00:32:14,159 So, um... 636 00:32:15,674 --> 00:32:17,194 I wanted to ask.. 637 00:32:17,632 --> 00:32:19,913 if you had any jobs, maybe. 638 00:32:21,186 --> 00:32:24,077 Stephen... Mate! 639 00:32:24,102 --> 00:32:26,514 You're the man that lost a million quid! 640 00:32:27,437 --> 00:32:29,194 - That's me. - That's your name. 641 00:32:29,219 --> 00:32:31,420 "The Man That Lost A Million Quid." 642 00:32:31,445 --> 00:32:34,131 - Yeah, I know. - Did you cry? Hmm? 643 00:32:34,156 --> 00:32:37,702 - Did I what? - Did you cry? [HE CHUCKLES] 644 00:32:38,449 --> 00:32:40,272 It was very upsetting, yeah. 645 00:32:42,408 --> 00:32:44,335 But I'm still good at my job. 646 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,928 I've got to say that I know my stuff, 647 00:32:45,953 --> 00:32:47,220 Woody, I really do. 648 00:32:47,794 --> 00:32:49,920 And if you need any help on the financial side... 649 00:32:49,945 --> 00:32:52,905 - We don't need help. - Well, I know you don't need help... 650 00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:54,825 We need monkeys. Cos you know my dad? 651 00:32:54,850 --> 00:32:56,835 He's got me in, right at the top. 652 00:32:56,860 --> 00:32:59,408 Truth is we've got tons of work coming in. 653 00:32:59,433 --> 00:33:01,441 That's the thing with Viv Rook's Britain. 654 00:33:01,441 --> 00:33:04,233 Do you know what it's like, inside her government? 655 00:33:04,592 --> 00:33:08,028 - No. - Fucking chaos! [HE LAUGHS] 656 00:33:08,053 --> 00:33:10,210 They never expected to get in. 657 00:33:10,235 --> 00:33:12,653 They're idiots, mate. There's no plan. 658 00:33:12,678 --> 00:33:14,756 There's nothing, just panic. 659 00:33:15,017 --> 00:33:16,186 Which is perfect for me, 660 00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:18,077 because I'm focusing on property management 661 00:33:18,102 --> 00:33:20,805 now, and I clean up their shit. 662 00:33:21,202 --> 00:33:22,741 Charge them a fortune. I'm laughing. 663 00:33:22,766 --> 00:33:24,458 But that's my point, exactly that. 664 00:33:24,483 --> 00:33:28,350 Cos I've made a study of property after the collapse of asset values. 665 00:33:29,351 --> 00:33:30,819 My brother was very good on that. 666 00:33:32,585 --> 00:33:36,108 And because everyone pins it on Hong Sha, the collapse, 667 00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:37,936 but I think we were headed that way long before. 668 00:33:37,961 --> 00:33:39,702 If it really happened. 669 00:33:39,967 --> 00:33:41,881 - If what really happened? - Hong Sha. 670 00:33:43,076 --> 00:33:45,272 - Well, it did. - I've been reading up on it. 671 00:33:45,451 --> 00:33:47,413 A lot of people saying it was fake. 672 00:33:48,897 --> 00:33:51,069 No, but it wasn't. 673 00:33:51,094 --> 00:33:53,460 - Prove it. - I can't, but... 674 00:33:54,669 --> 00:33:56,419 It's one of the biggest events in history. 675 00:33:56,971 --> 00:33:59,280 My sister was there, Edith, you remember? 676 00:33:59,366 --> 00:34:01,210 She was there. She actually went to Hong Sha Dao. 677 00:34:01,235 --> 00:34:02,663 - She saw it. - She says. 678 00:34:02,688 --> 00:34:04,497 - No, she did. - She thinks she did. 679 00:34:04,522 --> 00:34:06,429 No, she really did. She was poisoned. 680 00:34:06,429 --> 00:34:08,538 - She got radiation poisoning. - Is she dead? 681 00:34:08,787 --> 00:34:11,225 - No. - Well, then. 682 00:34:11,423 --> 00:34:13,030 No, but... 683 00:34:13,763 --> 00:34:17,358 - It really, really happened. - What I need in the office 684 00:34:17,383 --> 00:34:19,327 is someone who says yes. 685 00:34:20,855 --> 00:34:21,855 Do you see? 686 00:34:28,255 --> 00:34:29,275 Well, um... 687 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,267 I suppose Hong Sha was debatable. 688 00:34:38,845 --> 00:34:40,928 Is that a yes, though, mate? 689 00:34:41,257 --> 00:34:43,190 Cos I really need to hear it. 690 00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:46,417 Oh, I can say yes. 691 00:34:48,194 --> 00:34:49,561 It's all I ever do. 692 00:34:51,694 --> 00:34:54,874 Yeah, okay. Yes, you're right. 693 00:34:54,899 --> 00:34:55,927 Yes. 694 00:34:58,060 --> 00:34:59,280 My money's all gone. 695 00:34:59,874 --> 00:35:01,397 Not a word from my friends. 696 00:35:01,422 --> 00:35:02,936 Not one of them. All gone. 697 00:35:04,238 --> 00:35:06,139 My wife and kids, I threw them away. 698 00:35:06,608 --> 00:35:08,436 And I'm living with a woman I don't particularly like. 699 00:35:08,461 --> 00:35:10,030 But, yes, I'm fine. 700 00:35:12,343 --> 00:35:13,343 Yes. 701 00:35:16,953 --> 00:35:17,953 Yes. 702 00:35:18,437 --> 00:35:20,350 Yes, I can say yes, Woody. 703 00:35:22,224 --> 00:35:23,952 I think I've found myself a monkey. 704 00:35:25,631 --> 00:35:26,631 Yes. 705 00:35:28,135 --> 00:35:29,803 Now, look there for a second. 706 00:35:35,154 --> 00:35:39,342 "Confirmed, macular degeneration 100% cured." 707 00:35:40,405 --> 00:35:42,874 "Please rate your satisfaction from one to ten, 708 00:35:42,899 --> 00:35:44,907 one being bad, ten being good." 709 00:35:45,725 --> 00:35:47,522 I'd say ten. 710 00:35:47,670 --> 00:35:50,241 Definitely, a great big ten! 711 00:35:50,491 --> 00:35:53,694 - But don't tell the council. - [CHUCKLING] 712 00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,614 Signor, open family message. 713 00:35:56,639 --> 00:35:58,952 Stephen, Edith and Rosie Lyons. 714 00:35:58,977 --> 00:36:00,647 Opening family message. 715 00:36:01,401 --> 00:36:02,756 WHISPERING: "Thanks, Celeste." 716 00:36:03,908 --> 00:36:06,327 Now, then. Long message, 717 00:36:06,679 --> 00:36:09,905 hence family link, but I'm cured. 718 00:36:10,292 --> 00:36:12,724 It's ten out of ten for my eyes, 719 00:36:12,749 --> 00:36:15,453 so I thought, let's have a celebration, 720 00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:19,756 like the old days before the bad news battered us down. 721 00:36:19,991 --> 00:36:22,433 A nice little feast at my house. 722 00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:23,467 What do you think? 723 00:36:23,624 --> 00:36:26,233 A proper Lyons family do. 724 00:36:30,281 --> 00:36:32,561 Right, then, Muriel. Have fun tonight. 725 00:36:32,586 --> 00:36:35,273 We'll be back late and drunk. 726 00:36:35,555 --> 00:36:39,016 My daughter is buying me a £56 bottle of wine. 727 00:36:39,346 --> 00:36:41,616 And for one night only, I do not care. 728 00:36:41,641 --> 00:36:43,883 You're quite welcome to stay. 729 00:36:44,391 --> 00:36:45,664 Well, it's a family do. 730 00:36:46,041 --> 00:36:48,008 If you don't mind, I'm only half family now. 731 00:36:48,578 --> 00:36:49,852 I'll leave you to it. 732 00:36:50,359 --> 00:36:52,428 Phone call from Rosie Lyons. 733 00:36:52,453 --> 00:36:54,281 Oh, Signor, accept. 734 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,711 - Gran? - Are you on your way, sweetheart? 735 00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:57,765 Gran, we can't get out. 736 00:36:57,789 --> 00:36:59,367 I'm sorry. It's the bloody fence. 737 00:36:59,392 --> 00:37:01,289 They've sealed it off. It's ridiculous. 738 00:37:01,314 --> 00:37:02,578 Well, how late will you be? 739 00:37:02,603 --> 00:37:04,639 No, I mean they've closed it, early. 740 00:37:04,664 --> 00:37:07,444 Locked for the night. It's unbelievable. We're like prisoners! 741 00:37:07,469 --> 00:37:09,937 I'm sorry, just have fun without us. 742 00:37:10,727 --> 00:37:11,898 Bye, then. 743 00:37:12,601 --> 00:37:13,601 [HORN HONKS] 744 00:37:14,014 --> 00:37:16,054 Oi, mate! We live here! 745 00:37:16,079 --> 00:37:18,086 - Well, go back home, then. - [HE CHUCKLES] 746 00:37:18,801 --> 00:37:21,148 - Edith Lyons... - Hurry up. It gets full. 747 00:37:21,641 --> 00:37:22,641 Edith? 748 00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:25,280 Rosie's had to cancel. 749 00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:28,351 Oh, God. Listen, I'm in London. 750 00:37:28,703 --> 00:37:30,031 This thing came up. 751 00:37:30,056 --> 00:37:32,461 Sorry, it's one of those charities. 752 00:37:32,493 --> 00:37:33,827 - Oh... - They need me. 753 00:37:34,417 --> 00:37:37,109 Don't worry. Work comes first. 754 00:37:37,402 --> 00:37:40,125 Yeah, right. I better go. Bye. 755 00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:47,117 - Signor, call Stephen Lyons. - Calling Stephen Lyons. 756 00:37:47,150 --> 00:37:50,102 [CHIMING] 757 00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:52,219 - Hi, Gran. - Hello, darling. 758 00:37:52,244 --> 00:37:55,391 Just to warn you, Rosie and Edith won't be coming. 759 00:37:55,416 --> 00:37:57,914 Oh, bollocks! Oh, I was going to call you. 760 00:37:58,004 --> 00:37:59,998 Sorry. Listen, I'm busy. 761 00:38:00,186 --> 00:38:02,267 Some work things just came out of the blue 762 00:38:02,292 --> 00:38:04,064 and I can't say no. 763 00:38:04,089 --> 00:38:06,181 I haven't seen you for ages! 764 00:38:06,206 --> 00:38:08,900 It's this consultation think tank. 765 00:38:09,072 --> 00:38:11,117 They said they needed me. It's got to be good, hasn't it? 766 00:38:11,142 --> 00:38:13,252 You're coming on the 21st for Danny? 767 00:38:13,277 --> 00:38:15,026 Oh, God, yeah. I wouldn't miss that. 768 00:38:15,051 --> 00:38:17,206 - Hi, here I am, hello. - [LAUGHTER] 769 00:38:17,377 --> 00:38:19,331 Sorry, Gran. I've got to go. 770 00:38:19,786 --> 00:38:23,510 - Grandma?! You pussy! - [LAUGHTER] 771 00:38:23,792 --> 00:38:26,276 My dad played a blinder getting us on the list. 772 00:38:26,301 --> 00:38:27,400 Who got chosen? 773 00:38:27,425 --> 00:38:29,457 - We got chosen. - SHOUTING: Who got chosen? 774 00:38:29,457 --> 00:38:31,524 - We got chosen! - Who got chosen? 775 00:38:31,549 --> 00:38:33,440 - We got chosen! - Who got chosen? 776 00:38:33,465 --> 00:38:34,497 We got chosen! 777 00:38:34,522 --> 00:38:37,916 - Who got chosen?! - [ENGINE ROARS] 778 00:38:44,502 --> 00:38:47,276 Do you know what? I don't really fancy a wine bar. 779 00:38:47,698 --> 00:38:49,385 Well, that buffet looks lovely. 780 00:38:50,561 --> 00:38:51,924 Don't be silly. 781 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,565 Don't worry about me. 782 00:38:54,698 --> 00:38:56,759 You go out, go and have some fun. 783 00:38:56,784 --> 00:39:00,026 No. It'll be nice. We'll stay. 784 00:39:00,745 --> 00:39:03,362 And you made that spinach dip. I love that stuff. 785 00:39:03,387 --> 00:39:05,651 I'm skipping the wine, going straight to vodka. 786 00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:06,676 Okay? 787 00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:10,838 And if I drink too much and make a disgrace of myself, 788 00:39:10,863 --> 00:39:13,879 you can watch me, Muriel, with your brand-new perfect vision. 789 00:39:25,076 --> 00:39:28,362 Okay, I've got the diagnostics and the 2025 schematics, 790 00:39:28,387 --> 00:39:29,823 and the blueprints of the building. 791 00:39:30,393 --> 00:39:31,400 I've worked out a path. 792 00:39:31,425 --> 00:39:33,433 If we can get you out by 15 minutes past the hour, 793 00:39:33,433 --> 00:39:35,104 you can avoid security completely. 794 00:39:36,033 --> 00:39:37,166 Good luck. 795 00:39:55,010 --> 00:39:57,471 Harriet Fry. I'm here for acquisitions. 796 00:39:59,952 --> 00:40:00,952 Breathe here. 797 00:40:10,679 --> 00:40:13,143 - [COMPUTER CHIMES] - Okay. 798 00:40:14,421 --> 00:40:16,674 - Floor ten. Thanks. - Sure. 799 00:40:27,291 --> 00:40:28,823 We did it. Stage one. 800 00:40:28,848 --> 00:40:30,067 Long way to go. 801 00:40:30,527 --> 00:40:32,432 I can't believe you do this sort of thing all the time. 802 00:40:34,605 --> 00:40:36,831 - Working late? - Lots to do. 803 00:40:37,878 --> 00:40:39,651 - Night, then. - See you tomorrow. 804 00:40:43,855 --> 00:40:46,493 This is breaking the law. Never should have said yes. 805 00:40:46,518 --> 00:40:48,331 Mm. Oh, but you love me. 806 00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:50,674 Where did you get the name, Harriet Fry? 807 00:40:50,955 --> 00:40:52,854 Harriet Fry? She's a spy. 808 00:40:52,879 --> 00:40:55,401 Oh, Christ! I'm working with a kid! 809 00:40:57,096 --> 00:40:58,502 Floor ten. Turn right. 810 00:40:59,561 --> 00:41:00,784 And turn left. 811 00:41:05,611 --> 00:41:06,640 Door. 812 00:41:12,441 --> 00:41:13,441 Another door. 813 00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:21,276 You lot can have all the quantum security you like. 814 00:41:21,301 --> 00:41:22,557 Since the power cuts, 815 00:41:22,581 --> 00:41:26,120 they've been printing stuff on plain old paper and archiving it 816 00:41:26,723 --> 00:41:28,416 in room 157. 817 00:41:40,947 --> 00:41:43,456 Oh, my God! Do you even recognise these things? 818 00:41:43,729 --> 00:41:46,284 - Filing cabinets. - Seen them in films. 819 00:41:46,487 --> 00:41:47,635 Period dramas. 820 00:41:47,660 --> 00:41:50,706 16, 16, and 16. 821 00:41:51,182 --> 00:41:53,252 Ah, locked with a key. 822 00:41:54,601 --> 00:41:57,112 This is how we did it in the old days. 823 00:42:01,596 --> 00:42:04,034 Slight & Weight pays £500,000 a year 824 00:42:04,059 --> 00:42:06,127 for clinical support to Yes Chain, 825 00:42:06,152 --> 00:42:07,914 and sitting on the board of Yes Chain, 826 00:42:09,470 --> 00:42:12,313 - Vivienne Rook. - Oh, I bet she is. 827 00:42:13,014 --> 00:42:14,014 Ah! 828 00:42:16,031 --> 00:42:18,992 Slight & Weight run employment centres. 829 00:42:19,017 --> 00:42:22,453 They created 400 new jobs, private security guards, 830 00:42:22,478 --> 00:42:24,727 overnight, 400 guards. 831 00:42:25,221 --> 00:42:26,351 What does that mean? 832 00:42:27,595 --> 00:42:28,953 They're guarding something. 833 00:42:29,971 --> 00:42:33,656 And I think the erstwhiles are recorded in here. 834 00:42:35,158 --> 00:42:36,158 [COMPUTER CHIMES] 835 00:42:37,429 --> 00:42:39,992 Security. They must have changed the pattern. Sorry. 836 00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:42,938 They're about 90 seconds away from your corridor. 837 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:44,680 If you leave now, I can get you out the way came. 838 00:42:44,705 --> 00:42:45,705 Aunt Edith! 839 00:42:46,103 --> 00:42:48,436 - Edith, can you hear me? - Oh, yep. [EDITH BREATHES HEAVILY] 840 00:42:48,461 --> 00:42:50,313 You all right? You need to get out. 841 00:42:50,449 --> 00:42:52,465 Edith, what's wrong with your breathing? 842 00:42:52,490 --> 00:42:53,490 Edith? 843 00:42:55,892 --> 00:42:57,438 Oh, my God, your heart rate! 844 00:42:57,463 --> 00:42:59,422 - Leave me alone. - It's your lungs. 845 00:42:59,609 --> 00:43:02,281 The condition of your lungs. This is Hong Sha, isn't it? 846 00:43:02,306 --> 00:43:04,867 I said so! You got poisoned at Hong Sha, 847 00:43:04,892 --> 00:43:06,094 and it's worse than you said! 848 00:43:06,409 --> 00:43:08,441 [RAPID BEEPING] 849 00:43:08,441 --> 00:43:09,789 Erstwhile... 850 00:43:11,147 --> 00:43:12,438 Oh, God! 851 00:43:14,144 --> 00:43:15,547 They're on your corridor! 852 00:43:17,870 --> 00:43:19,016 They're getting closer! 853 00:43:21,341 --> 00:43:24,377 Don't move! Edith! Stay where you are! 854 00:43:26,178 --> 00:43:28,440 - I can't find it. - They're two doors away! 855 00:43:29,691 --> 00:43:30,828 Oh, my God! 856 00:43:34,208 --> 00:43:35,272 [EDITH GROANS] 857 00:43:35,306 --> 00:43:36,860 It's in here somewhere. 858 00:43:44,725 --> 00:43:49,342 [RAPID BEEPING, EDITH GASPS FOR AIR] 859 00:43:49,366 --> 00:43:50,366 [BETHANY GASPS] 860 00:43:53,147 --> 00:43:54,179 It's okay. 861 00:43:55,292 --> 00:43:56,531 They've gone. 862 00:43:59,883 --> 00:44:01,430 And your heart rate's coming down. 863 00:44:02,167 --> 00:44:03,383 That's it. 864 00:44:05,985 --> 00:44:09,188 - Nice and easy. - Thanks. 865 00:44:11,986 --> 00:44:13,117 How long have you known? 866 00:44:15,138 --> 00:44:18,031 - Is that the radiation? - They say... 867 00:44:19,592 --> 00:44:20,875 the Chinese... 868 00:44:22,445 --> 00:44:24,742 had all sorts of stuff on Hong Sha. 869 00:44:25,961 --> 00:44:27,429 I breathed it in. 870 00:44:28,925 --> 00:44:29,925 Okay. 871 00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:31,985 Just sit there. 872 00:44:32,437 --> 00:44:34,742 Get your breath back. We've got all night to get you out. 873 00:44:37,734 --> 00:44:39,321 It was my fault. 874 00:44:41,306 --> 00:44:43,852 - Danny. - Do you think? 875 00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:46,140 Look at me. 876 00:44:48,397 --> 00:44:50,385 Like I'm so clever. 877 00:44:52,047 --> 00:44:53,465 I told them. 878 00:44:54,042 --> 00:44:55,416 The whole thing. 879 00:44:56,069 --> 00:44:57,424 It's my fault. 880 00:44:58,307 --> 00:44:59,307 Well... 881 00:45:00,413 --> 00:45:03,757 - ... yeah. - You can't say that. 882 00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:07,054 Well, it was, slightly. 883 00:45:07,179 --> 00:45:09,417 I mean, you know what he was like. 884 00:45:09,577 --> 00:45:13,413 I loved him, Uncle Dan, but he could be a bit full of himself. 885 00:45:15,393 --> 00:45:19,038 - Yeah, righteous... - He'd never say it was your fault. 886 00:45:19,445 --> 00:45:22,506 Right at the end, he'd be saying, "This is all about me." 887 00:45:23,417 --> 00:45:24,936 That's so him. 888 00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:27,245 Yeah. 889 00:45:28,439 --> 00:45:29,439 I miss him. 890 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:34,231 Yeah, me too. 891 00:45:50,281 --> 00:45:53,241 Thanks very much. Give him a tip. 892 00:46:06,169 --> 00:46:08,177 Have you seen? It's Gerard Linstrum. 893 00:46:09,421 --> 00:46:11,951 You said the government was in chaos. This looks like the opposite. 894 00:46:11,976 --> 00:46:13,201 All the better for us. 895 00:46:13,226 --> 00:46:15,647 So, the plan is, you listen, 896 00:46:15,672 --> 00:46:18,381 get me the assessment and I make the bid. 897 00:46:18,885 --> 00:46:21,600 - I thought this was a think tank. - It's an auction. 898 00:46:21,739 --> 00:46:23,799 You idiot. [HE LAUGHS] 899 00:46:25,037 --> 00:46:26,373 Jim! Woody! 900 00:46:26,398 --> 00:46:28,920 How's that father of yours? Keeping out of trouble? 901 00:46:28,945 --> 00:46:31,608 Yeah, yeah. He leaves that to me, the old bastard. 902 00:46:32,214 --> 00:46:33,670 Excuse me. Sorry. 903 00:46:58,092 --> 00:46:59,092 Not in your way? 904 00:46:59,546 --> 00:47:00,546 No. 905 00:47:02,873 --> 00:47:04,381 I didn't know... 906 00:47:05,202 --> 00:47:07,701 - No-one said that you were here. - I'm not. 907 00:47:09,522 --> 00:47:10,865 I see, of course. 908 00:47:15,529 --> 00:47:16,819 You met my sister once. 909 00:47:17,279 --> 00:47:18,279 Did I? 910 00:47:18,958 --> 00:47:20,662 Well, you must meet millions of people. 911 00:47:20,687 --> 00:47:21,928 Was I nice? 912 00:47:22,873 --> 00:47:25,115 Yeah. Yeah. You were lovely. 913 00:47:26,384 --> 00:47:27,654 She always goes on about it. 914 00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:29,295 - She was thrilled. - Did she vote for me? 915 00:47:29,936 --> 00:47:32,217 Yeah, well, as a matter of fact I think she did. 916 00:47:32,242 --> 00:47:33,242 Good. 917 00:47:34,389 --> 00:47:37,490 - Bloody papers. - I know, yeah. Me, too. 918 00:47:38,884 --> 00:47:40,272 I thought we'd done away with paperwork. 919 00:47:40,297 --> 00:47:41,514 It's like we're going backwards. 920 00:47:42,108 --> 00:47:43,725 You know, all because of the Russians. 921 00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:45,826 Don't be so stupid. 922 00:47:45,851 --> 00:47:47,162 Nice to meet you. 923 00:47:48,624 --> 00:47:50,100 My brother died. 924 00:47:52,405 --> 00:47:53,951 He was from Manchester, 925 00:47:53,976 --> 00:47:55,794 and he was trying to help these refugees. 926 00:47:55,819 --> 00:47:57,652 Well, they were technically illegal immigrants. 927 00:47:57,777 --> 00:48:00,300 And he got on the boat with them across the Channel. 928 00:48:00,582 --> 00:48:03,183 Really, really stupid thing to do. Really, really stupid. 929 00:48:03,621 --> 00:48:06,902 And those boats, they have this aluminium deck, 930 00:48:07,318 --> 00:48:09,354 and if you put too many people on top of it... 931 00:48:10,690 --> 00:48:11,726 He drowned. 932 00:48:13,096 --> 00:48:15,112 So I'm, I'm taking this seriously, 933 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:18,424 these housing problems, and I will do my very best to help. 934 00:48:19,041 --> 00:48:21,045 Was he brave or an idiot? 935 00:48:22,956 --> 00:48:25,449 I... I don't know. 936 00:48:27,730 --> 00:48:29,394 Well, if I could do it, I'd go. 937 00:48:29,753 --> 00:48:31,408 Sail away, far from all this. 938 00:48:31,433 --> 00:48:33,465 Just head for the horizon and... gone. 939 00:48:34,736 --> 00:48:36,057 Imagine if I did. 940 00:48:37,461 --> 00:48:39,402 You're the Prime Minister, you can do what you want. 941 00:48:39,427 --> 00:48:40,427 [SHE CHUCKLES] 942 00:48:41,363 --> 00:48:42,527 They'd kill me. 943 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:44,648 Who would? 944 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,308 They would have me killed. 945 00:48:55,915 --> 00:48:58,300 The difficulty is, never mind refugees, 946 00:48:58,325 --> 00:49:00,456 we've got problems with our own population. 947 00:49:00,857 --> 00:49:04,185 Floods and radiation, and we predict another million homeless 948 00:49:04,194 --> 00:49:06,730 from coastal erosion within the next five years. 949 00:49:06,755 --> 00:49:08,919 We need more room. Simple as that. 950 00:49:10,252 --> 00:49:12,365 Now, we have a number 951 00:49:12,771 --> 00:49:16,083 of what we call "erstwhile sites", so-called 952 00:49:16,108 --> 00:49:20,333 because this was an erstwhile army base, 953 00:49:20,358 --> 00:49:22,177 this was formally police training facility, 954 00:49:22,202 --> 00:49:24,302 this used to be a hospital, now empty. 955 00:49:24,327 --> 00:49:27,794 We're using them as overflows, but to be honest, we're full. 956 00:49:27,819 --> 00:49:30,286 And we can't expand. And that's where we come to you. 957 00:49:30,311 --> 00:49:33,076 Now, bear in mind that anything can be said within these walls. 958 00:49:33,101 --> 00:49:34,318 No consequences. 959 00:49:34,343 --> 00:49:37,613 If we were to hand these camps over to you for governance, 960 00:49:37,638 --> 00:49:40,497 - how would you cope? - Little problem, Jane. 961 00:49:40,522 --> 00:49:42,511 Excuse me. Tiny detail. 962 00:49:42,536 --> 00:49:45,169 Not everyone approves of the word "camps". 963 00:49:45,194 --> 00:49:46,208 I'm sorry. 964 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:50,888 - Facilities. - "Camps" have negative connotations. 965 00:49:51,597 --> 00:49:55,052 The erstwhile sites are being kept off the record in case people get 966 00:49:55,077 --> 00:49:57,927 upset, although personally I think the public are more stoic than that. 967 00:49:58,420 --> 00:50:00,444 As Victoria Wood once said, "The British would only 968 00:50:00,469 --> 00:50:03,208 have a revolution if they changed the laws on caravanning." 969 00:50:03,233 --> 00:50:05,412 [LAUGHTER] 970 00:50:05,802 --> 00:50:08,005 But let's look at the words, Let's stare them down. 971 00:50:08,030 --> 00:50:10,990 The word "concentration" simply means a concentration... 972 00:50:11,015 --> 00:50:12,334 of anything. 973 00:50:12,359 --> 00:50:13,975 You can fill a camp full of oranges, 974 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,622 it'd be a concentration camp by dint 975 00:50:15,647 --> 00:50:18,264 of the oranges being concentrated, simple as that one. 976 00:50:18,289 --> 00:50:20,747 - Made it sound rather tasty. - [LAUGHTER] 977 00:50:20,772 --> 00:50:23,936 The notion of a concentration camp goes way back 978 00:50:23,961 --> 00:50:25,920 to the 19th century, the Boer War. 979 00:50:26,229 --> 00:50:29,483 They were British inventions, built in South Africa, 980 00:50:29,749 --> 00:50:31,546 to house the men, women and children 981 00:50:31,571 --> 00:50:33,312 made homeless by the conflict, refugees. 982 00:50:33,337 --> 00:50:35,679 You see, everything is much older... 983 00:50:35,961 --> 00:50:39,188 than we think, and everything old happens again. 984 00:50:39,213 --> 00:50:40,616 Anyway, I'm sorry, I'm interrupting. 985 00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,725 - No, no, no, it's fine. - I'll let you get on. 986 00:50:43,010 --> 00:50:46,694 But, actually, it is worth pointing out, when we consider... 987 00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,428 these erstwhile sites and how to make them work, 988 00:50:49,537 --> 00:50:52,053 they will never stop filling up. 989 00:50:52,084 --> 00:50:54,607 Never. Absolutely never. 990 00:50:54,632 --> 00:50:56,506 These problems will never go away. 991 00:50:56,531 --> 00:50:59,264 I can see the vast migration of people stretching 992 00:50:59,289 --> 00:51:00,490 ahead for centuries. 993 00:51:00,721 --> 00:51:04,107 So, what if we look back through history? 994 00:51:04,132 --> 00:51:05,399 Because the British 995 00:51:05,424 --> 00:51:09,396 found a way to empty those camps in South Africa, 996 00:51:09,421 --> 00:51:10,686 all those years ago. 997 00:51:11,225 --> 00:51:15,237 They simply let nature take its course. 998 00:51:15,526 --> 00:51:16,701 The camps were crowded, 999 00:51:16,726 --> 00:51:19,061 they were pestilent, they were noxious, they were rife 1000 00:51:19,086 --> 00:51:21,475 with disease, which was on the one hand regrettable, 1001 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:22,649 and on the other hand... 1002 00:51:22,904 --> 00:51:27,601 fitting, because a natural selection process took place, 1003 00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:31,148 and the population of the camps controlled itself. 1004 00:51:32,056 --> 00:51:35,898 You might call it neglect, you might call it efficient. 1005 00:51:36,212 --> 00:51:38,366 And it was Kitchener who did this. 1006 00:51:38,657 --> 00:51:40,697 Kitchener. "Your country needs you." 1007 00:51:41,937 --> 00:51:44,726 And let's say another word, because some people call 1008 00:51:44,726 --> 00:51:45,976 this policy genocide. 1009 00:51:46,221 --> 00:51:48,638 But... have you ever heard of it? 1010 00:51:48,982 --> 00:51:50,927 The camps, the Boers, the result. 1011 00:51:51,460 --> 00:51:55,474 Have you? Have you read about it? Were you taught it? 1012 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:58,646 - Do we remember it? - No. 1013 00:51:58,971 --> 00:52:02,412 We forget it, because it worked. 1014 00:52:05,053 --> 00:52:07,498 I've said enough. Thank you. Thank you. 1015 00:52:13,718 --> 00:52:16,742 - [MANIC LAUGHTER] - We did it, we did it, we did it! 1016 00:52:16,742 --> 00:52:19,373 - Yes! - But, so, what did we get? 1017 00:52:19,398 --> 00:52:21,013 Two of the erstwhile sites. 1018 00:52:21,038 --> 00:52:23,193 - What, we're running them? - Fuck that! 1019 00:52:23,218 --> 00:52:26,146 They're death traps! I'm not touching any of that shit. 1020 00:52:26,171 --> 00:52:27,482 We're just property management. 1021 00:52:27,507 --> 00:52:29,193 We maintain the bricks and more. 1022 00:52:29,218 --> 00:52:31,365 They can do what they want inside them. 1023 00:52:31,748 --> 00:52:33,706 - Who got chosen?! - We got chosen! 1024 00:52:33,730 --> 00:52:35,865 - Who got chosen?! - We got chosen! 1025 00:52:35,890 --> 00:52:38,005 - Who got chosen?! - We got chosen! 1026 00:52:40,550 --> 00:52:41,748 Good man, Steve. 1027 00:52:49,881 --> 00:52:51,877 COMPUTER: Open transfer protocols. 1028 00:52:57,533 --> 00:52:59,138 Select inmates. 1029 00:53:03,776 --> 00:53:05,904 Select Viktor Goraya. 1030 00:53:33,545 --> 00:53:35,240 Transfer Viktor Goraya. 1031 00:53:48,476 --> 00:53:51,232 Transfer to Erstwhile Site Four. 1032 00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:55,190 Confirm? 1033 00:54:03,498 --> 00:54:05,224 Transfer complete. 1034 00:54:22,742 --> 00:54:25,674 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1035 00:54:46,331 --> 00:54:47,904 Right, guys, should we just have a... 1036 00:54:47,937 --> 00:54:49,863 quick toast before we go outside? 1037 00:54:49,888 --> 00:54:51,654 A little toast to Danny. 1038 00:54:53,013 --> 00:54:54,591 ALL: To Danny. 1039 00:54:54,936 --> 00:54:56,310 Oh, Danny. 1040 00:54:57,056 --> 00:54:59,310 I remember when you were born. 1041 00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:02,234 And when you took your first step. 1042 00:55:04,561 --> 00:55:08,029 And when you confessed and came out to me... 1043 00:55:09,210 --> 00:55:11,396 like you thought I didn't know. 1044 00:55:43,768 --> 00:55:45,349 [HE SOBS] I warned you... 1045 00:56:02,013 --> 00:56:04,224 COMPUTER: Select Viktor Goraya. 1046 00:56:13,662 --> 00:56:15,666 Transfer Viktor Goraya. 1047 00:56:17,005 --> 00:56:19,607 Transferred to Erstwhile Site Four. 1048 00:56:26,994 --> 00:56:28,224 Confirm? 1049 00:56:33,687 --> 00:56:35,919 Erstwhile sites are like tar pits. 1050 00:56:36,146 --> 00:56:38,162 You get thrown in and you disappear. 1051 00:56:46,553 --> 00:56:48,577 Transfer complete. 1052 00:57:30,249 --> 00:57:32,818 This is the world we built. 1053 00:57:32,843 --> 00:57:34,412 My family will find me. 1054 00:57:34,437 --> 00:57:36,998 - Fake news. - To start a war. 1055 00:57:37,023 --> 00:57:38,529 Declaring independence. 1056 00:57:38,554 --> 00:57:39,849 Tear the fence down. 1057 00:57:39,962 --> 00:57:41,364 It's killing him! 1058 00:57:41,531 --> 00:57:42,755 [HE SCREAMS] 1059 00:57:44,130 --> 00:57:45,404 Who's watching you?! 1060 00:57:45,429 --> 00:57:47,857 Congratulations. Cheers, all. 1061 00:57:49,008 --> 00:57:52,408 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 77341

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