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There is a saying
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it goes something like this
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history is written by the victors
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I don't rememberwho said it
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but it's total bullshit
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history is written by quiet and brave heroes
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communist heroes
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On January 30th, 1 934,
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Usishkin, Vashenko and Fedoshenko
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successfully spent seven hours
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at twenty-two thousand meters.
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If you want to go to space,
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first you have to reach the stratosphere.
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There is only one way to achieve that.
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With the help of the farmers collective.
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Can I jump, uncle Jenö?.
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Wait!
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You can come now.
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What happened to the Russians?
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Well, the comrades died gruesomely,
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but with proper preparation
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I think you can pull it off
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maybe
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So, little shitbags,
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that's the Dagger, that's the Crown
and that one is the Lantern.
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Karcsi, Sanyi and Tibci.
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If you don't behave yourselves,
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I'II kick you so hard in the butt
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you'II get to see your constellation up close
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a Iot sooner
than God intended
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and me
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where is my constellation
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You were born on the hottest day of the year,
the 15th August,
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in the month of the Star
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there, that one
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That's where you came from.
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The belly of the sky
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Like me
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One day you'II go back there
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One day we'll all get back there
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and melt into one of the stars of our constellation.
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Even as a child
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Lajkó was only interested in space travel
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he soon realized that the tin roof of their house
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an the neighbour's fertilizer
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could be turned into
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perfect Iittle rockets
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of course the work of the young genious
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was not received too well
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Mary full of grace crap on you
right between the eyes!
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but a true pinoeer doesn't give up at the first obstacle
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he keeps fighting until he reaches his goal
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Lajkó
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What the hell are you doing down there
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You get shit all over your best clothes
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Enough of this nonsense
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It's a shitter. Not a rocket.
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You are a gipsy, boy
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and gypsies don't fly
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Of course even Lajkó
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could not prepare for anything
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Antonov 2. This is the Kunmadaras
Air Force Base, come in
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I order you to identify yourself and land immediately
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Antonov 2 you're in military airspace
with a vaporizer plane
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Lajkó you son of a bitch stop it now
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Dear comrade colonel,
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as you know, my son is a certified pilot
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at the Red SIob collective farm 3rd Petöfi division.
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What son, Karmazsin?.
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All I see is a stinking gypsy!
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In the eyes of comrade Lenin we are all equal.
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This was not the first,
but I swear, the LAST time we met.
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A stupid vaporizer pilot.
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I'm better than any of your men.
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I'm telling you, son
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the October of '56
will make it to the history books.
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Lajos Serbán,
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the first communist in space!
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Stratosphere.
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Then the fourth communist there.
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I'll be damned.
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Good day to you, Lajos.
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And you, uncle Jenő? Here?
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Where else would I be
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at this historical moment?.
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We thought you were hiding somewhere.
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The boys are just about to set fire
to the Red Slob granary.
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They wanted to Iynch you,
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but you weren't at home.
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Lynch me?.
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What are you talking about?
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The revolution.
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The people are revolting.
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Why would the people want to revolt
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when it's the people who rule?
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Don't ask them that, uncle Jenö.
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Jeeez.
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We have to get out of here, son.
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Only you,
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I have things to do up there.
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Listen to me
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If we survive these horrible times
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I'll find you - and I swear on our
father Lenin
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I'll help you fly
all the way to Venus.
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Marika, thank you for the heads up.
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Lajos,
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join the revolution.
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I called you here for something
much more important.
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I want you to take care of Ignác for me.
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Of course, Lajos, but...
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Thank you.
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But Lajos,
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I don't know much about chemistry, but
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don't you need some sort of
breathing device up there?.
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I'll be damned.
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You are so right.
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Goodbye, Lajos.
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And freedom for the Hungarian people!
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Lajkó only forgot one thing.
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The Red Army
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I hope the waterfeels nice.
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Your kind can always use a good bath.
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Two hundred.
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What did you say?.
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I was down fortwo hundred.
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Are you kidding me?
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Pain is the best friend of the cosmonaut.
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Let's start again.
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Who ordered the attack
against our friendly Soviet allies?
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I was heading to the stratosphere.
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Comrade Tömpe, do you know the joke
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when the comrades of the Health Ministry
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go to the gypsy slum?
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Yes, comrade Árbocz. I know it.
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How are the kids?.
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The little one has colic, but...
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I don't envy you.
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And you? Are you still trying?.
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Who ordered the attack against
ourfriendly Soviet allies?
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Usishkin, Vashenko and Fedoshenko
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Usishkin,
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Vashenko
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and Fedoshenko
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And who are these comrades?.
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The first communists in the stratosphere.
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What?!
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Forgive me for disturbing you, Comrade Árbocz.
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Yes, comrade Seszták,
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what is it?.
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Just a bit of paperwork, comrade Árbocz.
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We're filing records with comrade Bárány and...well...
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I have a few questions.
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Right now?.
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Comrade Bárány thinks it's
most important we do this now.
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Last year forty-seven pliers broke
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during your interrogations, lstván.
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Water consumption, electricity bills,
dental equipment, chemicals.
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Comrade Árbocz,
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during your work hours
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our department's expenses are at least
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a hundred and fifty percent
above the average.
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The average?.
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Are you trying to tell me my work is substandard?.
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That I torture the enemies of
the state at a lower efficiency?
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Not me, the documentation.
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And the documentation never Iies,
dear comrade Árbocz.
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What I am doing here is art!
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I'm an artist. Do you get that?
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An artist!
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An artist!
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How long was I down?
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Move it
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Go
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Freshen up!
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Lajkó?.
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Virgin Mary pinch my ass,
what'you doing here?.
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They'll hang me tomorrow.
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We just met and they hang you?.
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Tell me now,
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how many grandchildren you made for me?.
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I don't have any children.
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And yer woman has big tits, firm bottocks?.
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Don't have a wife either.
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The hell is wrong with you?
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Iisten
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Come with me,
I go in and out of here Iike farts in a bean-eater.
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This is my place.
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You wanna die, son?.
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Line up!
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grow a tumor in your liver as big as the city council
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Come with me!
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T'morrow we eat dinner at home.
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Karcsi's widow makes us jacket meat with scraper.
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we did not steal anything
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but a nail out of Jesus' palm
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we did not steal anything
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but a nail out of Jesus' palm
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Put this on.
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Not today, Serban.
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Not today.
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Come, Lajkó, sit down.
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Comrade Bárány wants to have a word with you.
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Let me get some more Iight in here.
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it seems
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there has been a slight misunderstanding.
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Here is the state of affairs
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Comrade Árbocz spoke very highly
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of comrade Serbán's endurance
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that superseeds rats
both physically and mentally.
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He says, and I quote:.
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"even if I pulled all the teeth of this
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Iittle capitalist, antirevolutionary worm
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he would still stare at me with a pokerface".
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Butworms don't have teeth.
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What a sloppy report.
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You have to excuse Iieutenant Árbocz.
He always liked mixed metaphores.
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Comrade Serbán,
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do you speak Russian?.
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He reads and writes fluently!
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Have you got a criminal record?
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Have you ever committed a crime?.
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Yes.
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I killed my mother.
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I blew her up.
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Just a childhood accident.
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Oh, yes. Here it is.
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I guess it can happen to anyone.
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And yourfather?
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My father?
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You haven't killed him, have you?
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No.
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My father is very much alive.
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Well then,
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comrade Serbán you seem to be the ideal candidate.
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I am overjoyed to announce,
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you will be the first man
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to the glory of the Soviet Union and its fraternal allies
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to go to Space.
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SPACE?.
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That's what I said, no?
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PIease talk to Comrade Seszták regarding formalities
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I still have to executions today
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and Iunch is waiting for me at home
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They would have told us if they'd found him.
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If they caught him?
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They take him to Recsk?
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We've closed the camp there years ago.
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Tiszalök?
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No camp there either,
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only the working class building the dam.
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You should see it.
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It will be magnificent.
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We'II be at the border soon.
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Let me in.
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What are you doing here, Flórián?.
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I followed you.
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Jenö. Karmazsin.
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director of the Red SIob farmer's collective
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type 3 Petofi division
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Wow
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Flórián Serbán.
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This boy flew right out of my weiner here.
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you're wanted by the police
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Oh, son, just tell me
when we get to Kecskemét, finally.
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We are going to Baikonur.
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Haven't heard of that.
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But I've been to Bajaszentistván as a boy.
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The fish soup is great there.
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And pussies!
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So howfar is this Bajakonur?
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Two weeks.
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Two weeks?
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This train takes us to the future,
my dear comrades.
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well
275
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,680
This ain't no future.
276
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,910
It's the middle ages here.
277
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:16,160
Tiszaalpár is New York City compared to this shithole.
278
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,513
Don't move!
279
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,230
What did you say?!
280
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,358
Stop!
281
00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,194
If they find out we'II be court martialled, bitches.
282
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,709
Do something with this fucking siren!
283
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,834
You're American spies.
284
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,429
Wait.Wait, please.
285
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,120
It says two persons.
286
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:49,590
The gentleman is the father of the first
Hungarian cosmonaut.
287
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,030
What are you Iooking at, heh?
288
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,830
We expected only one escort.
289
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,760
What did the bush say?
290
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,640
You might have to sleep on the floor.
291
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,040
Oh, back home we slept sevensome
in a bed half this size.
292
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,951
We'II be fine here
293
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,433
If you don't snore. Orfart!
294
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,200
He's my dog.
295
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:47,997
Kudrjavka.
296
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:53,196
They wanted to send him to space twice already.
But I didn't Iet them.
297
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,829
He Iikes noone else. Only me.
298
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,876
Doesn't Iet anyone else touch him
299
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,040
Gagarin. Yuriy Gagarin.
300
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,194
Lajos Serbán
301
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,998
You shouldn't wonder off so farfrom the barracks.
302
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,710
Smoke is thickerthan fog
303
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,394
remember that
304
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:23,629
It's almost dinnertime.
305
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,033
Come, Kudryavka!
306
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,711
What is it?. Are you coming?
307
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:39,834
Come darling
308
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,080
Pirog!
309
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:05,119
It's worth it being a communist just for this.
310
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,040
What would you Iike to eat?.
311
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,600
Pirog will be fine, thank you.
312
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,600
Drink? Vodka?
313
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,600
Just water, if possible.
314
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,960
Very good choice, sir.
315
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,360
For God's sake, Lajkó,
relax just for once in your life!
316
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,634
Dessert?.
317
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:23,312
There won't be an open buffet up there.
318
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:58,158
I'd give anything to Iose my breath under such a bitch.
319
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,040
Hello there.
320
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,960
Darling!
321
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,880
Are you a solider?
322
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,880
Helga is our other candidate.
323
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,560
We'll know soon which one of you is going up.
324
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:16,840
There is another pilot?
325
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:17,800
One?!
326
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,155
There's three!
327
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,880
Ilmar, our Estonian counter-revolutionary.
328
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,438
Crafty like a wolverine.
329
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,480
And here's Timuzhin, from Mongolia.
330
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,480
Timuzhin mostly meditates.
331
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,480
According to the People's party of
Mongolia
332
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,392
we could even launch him naked
without a space capsule.
333
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,200
And Helga, she is our pet Nazi!
334
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,078
Hitlerwanted to populate the Moon with blondies.
335
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,432
Donkey
336
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,272
Donkey
337
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,840
I have a Donkey
338
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,948
named Ignác
339
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,637
You are very pretty
340
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,988
Everything ok, with you?.
341
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:19,152
I just thought now that we have to
compete with each other....
342
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,360
I don't compete with gypsies!
343
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,076
I don't compete with gypsies!
344
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,394
Good night.
345
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,912
What a Iovely creature.
346
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,878
She was team leader in the Hitlerjugend.
347
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,634
Good morning, soldiers.
348
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,920
I found out who is coming to rule your Iittle Olympics.
349
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,160
Leonid IIyich Brezhnev.
350
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,400
Brezhnev?.
351
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,680
Yes.
352
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,080
Did you say, Brezhnev?.
353
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,360
I did indeed.
354
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,040
The secretary of the Central Committee.
355
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,112
Some say he'II be Khrushchev's successor.
356
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:53,440
We are writing history, son,
357
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,113
history
358
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:27,550
Leonid IIyich Brezhnev.
359
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,119
Oh those gorgeous eyebrows!
360
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,758
He Ioved cars and he loved to hunt.
361
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,678
But the real big game was he himself.
362
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:57,439
Dear comrades, my beloved friends.
363
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:17,070
Who wrote this shit?.
364
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,109
AIright, come on up here, comrade.
365
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,793
Wider
366
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,190
Well! Nothing to see here.
367
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,308
I hereby open the tournament.
368
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,917
Long live Estonia!
369
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,192
Dismissed!
370
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,080
Excuse me!
371
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,479
What?.
372
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:55,760
Do you want to come and checkout
the rocket, sweetheart?
373
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:56,760
The rocket..
374
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,880
Swine
375
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,320
You're nothing to me but a piece of soap.
376
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,038
you dirty cigan
377
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,320
What a beautiful language!
378
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,080
You stole my notes, Flórián.
379
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,550
And what good it did to me!
380
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,360
Space.
381
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:19,480
Endless emptiness.
382
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:26,240
Still the biggest challenge of yourtrip
will be claustrophobia.
383
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:30,560
In the first round we'd Iike to
seem who is the toughest,
384
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,560
who is the fittest for a trip in space.
385
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,600
Helga, the strong?
386
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,960
Laika, the calm?
387
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,680
Or Timuzin, the unbreakable?.
388
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:44,120
Three heroes, three coffins,
389
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:47,680
but only one place in the space capsule.
390
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,832
Let the race begin!
391
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:38,431
Yurka!
392
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,709
Who came up with this bullshit?.
393
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,200
Many of us, comrade party secretary.
394
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:57,280
What kind of tournament is this?
What are we watching?. Three stupid coffins?
395
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:00,080
But space and claustrophobia...
396
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:04,600
Haven't you promised the games
would be more fun this year?
397
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,400
I'II bet you my tooth the German cow wins.
398
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,516
What?.
399
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,320
Check again. PIease!
400
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,400
Maybe you were mistaken.
401
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,550
Maybe you see something else this time
402
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,360
I can only tell you the same.
403
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:46,239
Either you get rid of the kid or he'II get rid of you.
404
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,640
Oh, come on,
405
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,840
these are coming out of you like worms after rain.
406
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,280
So what if we Iet this one go?
407
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:59,120
You'll be happy with the next one.
408
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:03,240
But first you said it would fly like a bird.
409
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:06,400
You gave it a name?
410
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,560
It would fly that's true.
411
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,040
But you wouldn't be here to see that, girl.
412
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,400
Listen to me.
413
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,080
There are so many ways.
414
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,880
Yeast parsley brew,
415
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,280
grass palinka,
416
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,560
sourdough juice, castor-oil,
417
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:22,960
golden rye,
418
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,155
bluerock water.
419
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:31,000
All right. You don't have to drink anything
if you don't want to.
420
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,480
Science is so advanced these days,
Iike you wouldn't believe.
421
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,240
There's Iifting the dung barrow,
422
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:40,120
steaming down there with sea-grass,
423
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,840
stabbing with a spindle or a quill,
424
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:47,600
stuffing it with mugwart or mauveroot.
425
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,880
I'd rather he killed me
426
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,155
than stuff some roots up my places.
427
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,238
Well my browed friend. Which one do you choose?
428
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,320
What do you think?.
429
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,072
The middle one.
430
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,280
You cheated, gypsie.
431
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,316
You cheated!
432
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,480
How long was I inside, uncle Jenö?
433
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:37,200
Three days.
434
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,430
And the others?.
435
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:44,310
I lost?
436
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,591
Water!
437
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:57,269
Nazdarovje!
Goatherb vodka from the Donec-basin.
438
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,558
Drink, sweetheart, you came in second.
439
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,191
And the Mongolian?
440
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,631
Enough. It's over.
441
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,520
Are you sure he's not just meditating?
442
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,988
He looks the same to me.
443
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:40,720
Only Lajkó and Helga stayed in the race
444
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:43,871
but they just couldn't beat each other
445
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,316
One Iap on the bottom
446
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,353
I don't get it
447
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:26,313
I can't swim.
448
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:31,880
Let me go!
449
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,199
Let go!
450
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:35,473
I can't swim.
451
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,240
I Iike that
452
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:52,470
That's what I call entertainment!
453
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,951
Monkeyman,
you dine with me tonight.
454
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:12,120
If my fatherfound out I was
having dinnerwith a gipsy
455
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,351
he would feed me cyanide
456
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,920
It's been thirteen years I've been prisoner of war
457
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:32,760
I don't even know if Papa Josef
or my sisters are alive.
458
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:37,470
These russies haven't even told me
if the Third Reich still exists.
459
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,560
The good name Mengele
460
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,472
will be forgotten forever.
461
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:52,960
Papa Josef wanted breed the perfect Aryan woman.
462
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:56,040
He got to ten,
463
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:59,120
but something was always missing.
464
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:03,600
Helga 1 had telepathic abilities,
but was afraid of spiders.
465
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,600
Helga 2 could beat anyone at chess.
466
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:12,480
Daddy created herforthe years of hiding.
467
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:15,160
There was a Helga who could fly,
468
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,480
but she had bad vision
469
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:21,240
so she got caught by an electric wire.
470
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:23,920
Then there was Helga who did not feel pain,
471
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,840
poorthing was waiting forfather one day to come
472
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:30,720
standing on the hot stove barefoot.
473
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:33,360
Papa could not save her.
474
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,960
Then there was one who didn't have to eat at all.
475
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,880
Well just a tiny bit,
476
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,680
but by the time daddy figured this out,
477
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,400
it was already too Iate.
478
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:46,040
There was one created for childbearing,
479
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,000
one for diplomacy
480
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,200
and one made to kill.
481
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,640
This Iast one turned out so good,
482
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,600
she killed the other two
483
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,640
and my sisters to come.
484
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:03,680
Thankfully dad had her put down by the time
she could get to me.
485
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,240
And me
486
00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:08,596
Papa created me to fly to the Moon.
487
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,595
But l...
488
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,755
I can't read a map.
489
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:16,991
I always get lost.
490
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:20,160
That's how the Germans found me.
491
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:21,920
I haven't seen them ever since.
492
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,440
Not papa Josef,
493
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,200
nor uncle Goebbels
494
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,397
orthe others.
495
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,231
Helga,
496
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,833
will you be my wife?
497
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,671
You better not touch me ever again!
498
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:08,716
Well, it went betterthan I expected.
499
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:13,680
Come on!
500
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,159
Move it!
501
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:17,720
Are you looking for something?.
502
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:21,840
Comrade Brezhnev's ring was stolen!
503
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:22,960
Laika, Helga.
504
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,234
Let's go!
505
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:48,040
This circus is over.
506
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:50,640
I hereby end the race.
507
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,160
But, comrade party secretary.
508
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:53,640
We still have a few wonderful challenges.
509
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:56,120
Find my ring first.
510
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,918
Who are we going to send up then?.
511
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,717
Alright
512
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:10,800
Dear comrades, I'm pleased to announce
513
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,720
The winner of the tournament is
514
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:16,280
no other than
515
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,669
Helga Mengele
516
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,120
It's alright, son
517
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,270
It's better this way
518
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,800
What are you doing, hey?.
519
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,440
This is my ring.
520
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:40,600
I got it in '18 in Italy when I shot a tank near lsonzo.
521
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,440
Hey, you got the wrong man.
522
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:43,873
Gypsy
523
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:53,319
Madgyars
524
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,118
madgyars
525
00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:00,356
madgyars
526
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:09,350
You're a brave little nation.
527
00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:12,188
Thank you very much
528
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,160
Right, Lajkó?.
529
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:19,520
You gave Moscow quite a fright in October, eh?
530
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,239
A small country
531
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:27,112
with a big dick!
532
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,960
And you, gypsy boy?.
533
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:44,636
Do you have a big dick, too?.
534
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:51,790
I think you've made a bad decision.
535
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,551
What's that, my dear?.
536
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,038
I said
537
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,353
you've made a bad decision.
538
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,072
I'm better than Helga.
539
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,118
Lajkó!
540
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,316
It's not easy
541
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:19,400
to loose.
542
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,119
Right, Volodya?
543
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,240
Go for a walk.
544
00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:30,630
You should have chosen me!
545
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,512
Or shall we help you?.
546
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,400
You wanna say something, now?.
547
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:57,435
I...
548
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:01,478
Well, what?
549
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:22,798
We see everything that happens in the skies.
550
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:26,278
Nothing escapes us.
551
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,520
Your manure based engines
552
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:48,956
surprised our engineers.
553
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,959
Is this why I'm here?
554
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:55,714
No.
555
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,550
Because of this.
556
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:36,950
Are you married?
557
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:44,956
I neverfound the real one.
558
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,670
Relax, relax.
559
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,920
Or maybe our Hungarian brother
560
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:56,754
doesn't like Soviet hospitality?
561
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:01,840
It's just unusual, that's all.
562
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,600
But I like it a lot.
563
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:08,832
Have you ever had a Cuban?.
564
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:31,360
What?.
565
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:32,720
You have to run!
566
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:33,520
Why?
567
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:34,840
This is all just an experiment.
568
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,040
There is no coming back.
569
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,000
Whoever goes up,
570
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,400
dies.
571
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:41,720
You're Iying!
572
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,995
They've already launched five rockets.
573
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:45,560
That can't be.
574
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:46,880
Think about it.
575
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:48,720
We are all enemies of the regime.
576
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,240
A counter revolutionary.
577
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:51,200
A budhist monk.
578
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:52,160
A gypsy.
579
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,798
And a nazi!
580
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:57,113
Butthere were others too.
581
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:04,520
We are all Iab rats.
582
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:06,280
They need us,
583
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:09,670
so Gagarin can return alive.
584
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,640
Why are you telling me this?.
585
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:17,074
So you can escape.
586
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,115
It's not too late!
587
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:21,560
You can't go up.
588
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,915
You cannot die.
589
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:31,070
Monkeyman!
590
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:52,354
And how is this different from
a Mexican one?.
591
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:57,960
This is
592
01:01:57,960 --> 01:01:59,837
communist!
593
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:17,440
You're
594
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:18,919
queer
595
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:28,240
Relax. Relax.
596
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,596
it's just the two of us.
597
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:39,551
How?
598
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:44,400
How did you find out?.
599
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,949
Well, it is quite visible, you know.
600
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:53,597
And it was in yourfile.
601
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:06,600
I... I... thought...
602
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,318
Shhhh... shush...
603
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:12,513
No problem.
604
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,150
Come.
605
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:41,320
Let's pack.
606
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:42,720
I'm staying.
607
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:44,640
What?.
608
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:47,800
I have to go up.
609
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:49,480
You want to die?
610
01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:51,920
I have business up there.
611
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,150
I have to apologise to someone.
612
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:12,792
Comrade party secretary
613
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:15,360
the German woman
614
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:17,160
What about her?
615
01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:18,513
She... escaped.
616
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,833
Helga is ill
617
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:49,038
she is ill?
618
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:51,040
Probably her heart.
619
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:54,749
Like dogs, if they are overbred.
620
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:08,640
Are we going home?
621
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,440
I came to say goodbye.
622
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,200
I'm the one going up.
623
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:16,034
I was sure, you'd do something stupid.
624
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,680
I'm sorry.
625
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:21,080
What for?.
626
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:22,520
For everything.
627
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:24,080
Are you saying goodbye
628
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:25,840
to me or your Iife?
629
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:28,957
Nobody has returned, yet.
630
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,040
You know son,
631
01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,760
I don't believe in the afterlife
632
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:35,960
and all that bullshit.
633
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:37,760
I think when you die,
634
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:40,920
you juts rot until you're wormfood.
635
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:42,592
Still...
636
01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:46,750
mum's hanky?
637
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:50,400
If you happen to meet...up there...
638
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,360
tell her
639
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,032
oh Iook
640
01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:58,713
Tell her...I miss her...
641
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:02,152
...her cunt.
642
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:05,475
Very much.
643
01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:07,916
I'll tell her.
644
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:17,320
Dear comrades, friends.
645
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:20,480
Yesterday evening brought a change in my life,
646
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:24,720
in our life and in the Iife of the great Soviet Union,
647
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:27,400
and its fraternal ally, Hungary.
648
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,760
We stepped on a new, common road
649
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:34,640
with our Hungarian fraternal allies
650
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:39,320
which will open up new opportunities
forthe citizens of Earth, male
651
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:44,553
and female alike.
652
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:47,360
The Soviet Union embraces
653
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,280
its Hungarian ally in these historic moments
654
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:53,200
and revives an old Russian
custom from its long-long sleep.
655
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:55,280
The symbol of respect,
656
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:57,240
mututal esteem
657
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:58,992
and love.
658
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:04,800
I now ask comrade Karmazsin
659
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,519
to join me.
660
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:38,200
You too, comrade.
661
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:40,360
Or is there a problem?.
662
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:41,918
No, not at all!
663
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:44,238
Then go.
664
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,440
Comrades?!
665
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:31,671
Let's do this right!
666
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:35,838
Kiss!
667
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:38,478
Laika, come here.
668
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,280
I wish you a safe return.
669
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:52,475
comrade Karmazsin proceed
670
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:03,918
I'm so proud of you, son.
671
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:07,554
Thank you, uncle Jenö.
672
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:38,320
Ignition system in order.
673
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:40,515
Rocket ready for Iaunch.
674
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:51,800
Camera working.
675
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:54,960
Lairto Rabbit-6. Rabbit-6 come in!
676
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,599
Rabbit-6 here. Ready for launch.
677
01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:03,120
Six? Why Rabbit-6?.
678
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:06,480
We've Iaunched five already.
679
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:08,320
Five?
680
01:11:08,320 --> 01:11:11,120
And what happened to those?
681
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:12,760
9
682
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,200
8
683
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:15,760
7
684
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:17,320
6
685
01:11:17,320 --> 01:11:18,719
5
686
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:20,920
4
687
01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:22,360
3
688
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:23,800
2
689
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,400
1
690
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:27,072
Start!
691
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:08,149
Hello my dear!
692
01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:11,596
Mother,
693
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:15,120
I'm so glad you are here.
694
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:17,800
Do not tempt the Devil, son.
695
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:20,640
What are you doing here?.
696
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:23,120
This is it?
697
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:24,712
Am I dead, too?.
698
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:27,160
Not yet.
699
01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:29,799
But you're on the right track.
700
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:38,240
The cabin overheated.
701
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:40,117
Oxygen level decreasing.
702
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:46,671
If he has a pulse at Ieast we know he's alive.
703
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:49,920
My little shitbag!
704
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:52,514
What are we doing here, mother?
705
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,752
Father sent this.
706
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,391
Good.
707
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:12,040
you have no idea what it's like
708
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:14,429
to have a runny nose in ethernity
709
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:20,148
Fathertold me to tell you
710
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:23,389
he misses...
711
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:29,360
Welll....he misses...
712
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:32,238
We don't have much time.
713
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:36,352
Now we have all eternity.
714
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:40,676
There must be a cigarette here somewhere.
715
01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:44,269
Thank god!
716
01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:48,200
You can't stay.
717
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:50,714
You have business down there.
718
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,717
down?
719
01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:00,193
In yourworld.
720
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:03,793
I don'twant to go back.
721
01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:10,080
I don't want to Ieave you.
722
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:11,400
Don't talk back, son.
723
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:13,516
It doesn't suit you.
724
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:14,480
But...
725
01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:16,120
No buts!
726
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:18,793
Give me a kiss!
727
01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:24,510
A proper one!
728
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:31,800
And now
729
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,836
you go back.
730
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:38,880
Down there?
731
01:15:38,880 --> 01:15:40,518
Down there.
732
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:48,040
It was your idea son.
733
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:50,998
You're the one that has to Iive with it.
734
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:54,433
But it's reeking in here.
735
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,031
Stop!
736
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:22,520
Don't worry.
737
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:25,034
I'm a Soviet cosmonaut.
738
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:27,513
Gypsy.
739
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:10,070
No other pilot has ever
740
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:11,868
returned to Earth.
741
01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:13,668
That is
742
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,713
a great achievement.
743
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:21,232
Of course
744
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:26,480
we've always known
745
01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:30,920
the first man in space
746
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:34,440
can only be a Soviet man!
747
01:18:34,440 --> 01:18:35,873
Yurka!
748
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:42,840
Day by day we are getting closer
foryou to go up there.
749
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:45,680
You'll be the first gnome in Space.
750
01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:47,680
Did I promise you, or not?
751
01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:49,800
And then, the first gnome
752
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,995
on the Moon!
753
01:18:57,160 --> 01:18:59,200
To Lajkó!
754
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:01,160
The first...
755
01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:03,000
Gypsy in Space!
756
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,000
Laika!
757
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,560
Laika!
758
01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:10,190
Laika! Laika! Laika!
759
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:12,720
You acted Iike
760
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:14,960
a real hero.
761
01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:17,713
A Soviet hero.
762
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,520
But
763
01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:26,120
you aren't Soviet!
764
01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:29,440
I trust you'II take
765
01:19:29,440 --> 01:19:31,880
what's coming now
766
01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:33,840
Iike a hero, too.
767
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,360
Leonid?
768
01:19:35,360 --> 01:19:39,114
What do you mean, dear Leonid?.
769
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:43,640
I just told him.
770
01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:49,670
The first one in Space has to be Soviet.
771
01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:52,992
Take him.
772
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:55,469
Leonid!
773
01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:59,320
This is an outrageous injustice!
774
01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:04,440
I will not Iet anyone hide it from the world
what Lajkó did today.
775
01:20:04,440 --> 01:20:05,720
Let go!
776
01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:06,520
No!
777
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:07,680
Let go!
778
01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:11,800
Don't make me send you to the gulag, too.
779
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:13,080
The gulag?!
780
01:20:13,080 --> 01:20:14,520
What did you think,
781
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:18,560
we'II Iet the first
communist hero in space
782
01:20:18,560 --> 01:20:20,278
to be a stinking gipsy
783
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:27,360
What are you doing, you idiot?
784
01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:29,999
He attacked you.
785
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:39,640
Uncle Jenö...
786
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:41,312
Lajkó
787
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:48,638
This is not the kind of decoration
one wants from the comrades, is it?.
788
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:51,671
Before I go...
789
01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:55,638
I can't keep it inside anymore
790
01:20:57,440 --> 01:20:58,316
So
791
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:00,156
I...
792
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:03,076
I Iove men.
793
01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:05,840
I know.
794
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:07,068
How come?
795
01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:12,160
Even the blind can see it, uncle Jenö.
796
01:21:12,160 --> 01:21:13,434
Well...
797
01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:17,960
all right then...
798
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:20,320
You have to fight,
799
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:21,880
uncle Jenö.
800
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:22,880
You have to fight!
801
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:25,519
I don'tfeel like I have to.
802
01:21:45,440 --> 01:21:49,638
I've always dreamed of a strong man...
803
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:53,799
Leonid.
804
01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:57,079
You opened my eyes.
805
01:22:00,200 --> 01:22:01,997
That kiss...
806
01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:45,680
I know what you're thinking, dear comrades.
807
01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:48,680
I had the most beautiful funeral
808
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:51,320
As I Iayed there enbalmed in the ceremonial hall
809
01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:54,995
of the Red Slob collective farm.
810
01:22:55,960 --> 01:22:58,030
But this isn't my story
811
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:11,640
What do you want?
812
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:12,840
I'm Lajos Serbán.
813
01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:15,520
The first man in Space.
814
01:23:15,520 --> 01:23:19,320
I order you to open this gate
815
01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:20,912
I don't care who you are
816
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:27,557
I'm sorry.
817
01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:30,192
Son! You're alive!
818
01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:33,549
Let's go!
819
01:23:34,440 --> 01:23:35,953
Monkey Man!
820
01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:40,078
Helga!
821
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:46,720
Well,
822
01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:48,870
enough of the romance.
823
01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:08,320
On November 3rd, 1957
824
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:11,200
the great Soviet Union became the first in history
825
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:15,113
to successfully send a Iive creature to Space
826
01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:18,760
a dog named Laika
827
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:22,196
at least that's what they teach you in school
828
01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:24,800
In reality there were many others too
829
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:27,109
Dogs, monkeys
830
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:29,637
people
831
01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:41,600
And Lajkó?
832
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:44,433
Well, he could not have been happier.
833
01:24:46,520 --> 01:24:50,229
I still don't believe you've seen her up there.
834
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:54,400
But I did.
835
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:56,072
With my two eyes.
836
01:24:57,520 --> 01:25:00,114
I even gave her the hanky back.
837
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:03,315
In our crapper?.
838
01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:10,397
Did you apologize to her?.
839
01:25:15,480 --> 01:25:17,152
I forgot.
840
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:21,238
You forgot?.
841
01:25:24,200 --> 01:25:25,519
I forgot.
842
01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:29,994
Maybe you should go back!
843
01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:39,552
I forgot.
844
01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:56,152
I forgot.
845
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I forgot.
846
01:26:08,400 --> 01:26:10,277
I forgot.
847
01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:14,796
I forgot.
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01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:58,600
In memory of my father
849
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:01,560
and all the other quiet, unknown
850
01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:04,518
heroes of the world54957
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