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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,871 --> 00:00:05,498 I can't do this button. 2 00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:07,266 You almost got it. 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:08,706 Almost got it. 4 00:00:14,081 --> 00:00:15,412 The sound 5 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:18,911 of the people talking... 6 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:20,248 Mmm? 7 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:23,145 (HUMMING) 8 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,020 It's A-flat. Is it? 9 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:28,561 Well, look how smart you are, huh? 10 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:31,355 Here we go. 11 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:32,763 Here we go. 12 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,965 (AUDIENCE CLAPPING) 13 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:50,450 Thank you. I am proud to introduce 14 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:53,486 my son to you, Patrick Obyedkov. 15 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,785 Twenty-five years ago, Patrick was in the fourth grade, 16 00:00:56,857 --> 00:01:00,793 a good student, played Little League 17 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:03,762 and then there was the accident. 18 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,093 And here we are, 19 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:10,259 raising money for people with similar neurological disabilities. 20 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,835 I hope you enjoy the concert. 21 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:14,799 (AUDIENCE CLAPPING) 22 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:23,581 (WHISPERS) You all set? 23 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,118 (WHISPERS) All set. 24 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:05,415 He's never missed a note. 25 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,327 Something's wrong. 26 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:22,500 Patrick, what is it? 27 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,736 My hand, it hurts. 28 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:27,103 Let me see it. 29 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:30,383 Oh, Papa. 30 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,447 (PATRICK GROANING) 31 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:49,461 What's the emergency? 32 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,129 Thirty-five-year-old savant. 33 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:52,763 Dystonia in his left hand. 34 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,569 He paged us at 5:00 in the morning for that? 35 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:57,008 I'm going back to bed. Dystonia's not life threatening. 36 00:02:57,078 --> 00:02:58,443 Clonazepam will take care of it. 37 00:02:58,513 --> 00:03:01,778 He's already on clonazepam for seizures he has 38 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,476 from a bus accident when he was 10. 39 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,451 Then we treat with benztropine. 40 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:06,748 What's up? 41 00:03:06,821 --> 00:03:08,379 Thirty-five-year-old savant. Dystonia. 42 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:09,548 (SCOFFS) 43 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:11,592 I'm going back to bed. 44 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:13,658 Where you going? 45 00:03:13,728 --> 00:03:15,719 Bathroom. It can wait. 46 00:03:15,797 --> 00:03:17,389 There is no case, House. 47 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:20,457 Even if dystonia was some big medical mystery, it's not this time. 48 00:03:20,535 --> 00:03:23,299 You're not intrigued as to how a perfectly healthy 10-year-old boy 49 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,532 with no prior musical training gets into an accident 50 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,870 on his way to school and can suddenly play the piano? 51 00:03:27,942 --> 00:03:31,378 Do we have to solve a 25-year-old case before breakfast? 52 00:03:31,446 --> 00:03:32,504 You two shower together? 53 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:33,604 No. No. 54 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:35,080 Double negative. That's a yes. 55 00:03:35,149 --> 00:03:36,582 Savantism is just one of those things. 56 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:38,050 It's inexplicable. 57 00:03:38,119 --> 00:03:41,247 Just because it's inexplicted doesn't mean it's inexplicable. 58 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:44,086 I want new labs, CBC with platelets, chem panel, 59 00:03:44,158 --> 00:03:46,149 thyroid and adrenal function tests. 60 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:47,319 For what? 61 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:48,623 I don't know. 62 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:54,100 FOREMAN: Raise your left hand. 63 00:03:54,969 --> 00:03:56,596 That's your right hand. 64 00:03:59,006 --> 00:03:59,995 What are you looking for? 65 00:04:00,074 --> 00:04:03,271 Just want to make sure whatever happened doesn't happen again. 66 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,902 Push up. Push up. 67 00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:07,880 He repeats what people say. It's a compensation mechanism. 68 00:04:07,949 --> 00:04:09,883 He knows he's supposed to say something 69 00:04:09,951 --> 00:04:11,816 so he repeats what he's just heard. 70 00:04:11,886 --> 00:04:13,786 Well, that's good. Shows he's engaged. 71 00:04:13,855 --> 00:04:15,686 Spine's okay. 72 00:04:15,757 --> 00:04:17,748 All right, stick out your tongue like this. 73 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,486 Copy me. 74 00:04:19,761 --> 00:04:21,319 You have a big tongue. 75 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:24,831 Hey, I know it's funny but copy me. 76 00:04:26,901 --> 00:04:28,061 (GRUNTS) 77 00:04:32,006 --> 00:04:34,031 There was construction on Radcliffe. 78 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:36,133 So I had to get out of the car 79 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:38,576 and walk in high heels for over a mile. 80 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,308 Radcliffe? What was the cross street? 81 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:42,644 Does it matter? 82 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:45,185 I don't know. I'm not the one who brought it up. 83 00:04:45,253 --> 00:04:48,416 Tie this off. Nice and tight. 84 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,590 Does this have anything to do with my foot? 85 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,096 You have a blister. 86 00:04:57,165 --> 00:04:59,531 You don't waste a doctor's time with a blister. 87 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,364 You waste a doctor's time with more important things, 88 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:04,996 like the sewer that's being vented out of your mouth. 89 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:06,699 My breath? 90 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:08,742 If you could stop doing that, we'd all be grateful. 91 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:10,334 I can't stop breathing. 92 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:11,901 Nope. But you can stop puking. 93 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,139 I don't. 94 00:05:13,281 --> 00:05:14,441 Your lips say, "No. " 95 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:17,075 Your gnarly fingers say... 96 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:19,518 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 97 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:22,247 He's good to go. 98 00:05:22,657 --> 00:05:25,785 It's a shame. You look cute that thin. 99 00:05:27,028 --> 00:05:28,120 (DOOR SHUTS) 100 00:05:28,196 --> 00:05:30,426 Motor cortex looks good. Everything checks out. 101 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:31,624 What tests did you run? 102 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:32,723 Full battery of neurological... 103 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:36,600 I need this blood checked for cholesterol and glucose levels. 104 00:05:37,071 --> 00:05:38,368 Patient had a foot problem. 105 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,701 Different patient. 106 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:41,639 There was no one else in there. 107 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,734 You're using the wrong equipment. 108 00:05:55,456 --> 00:05:57,788 OBYEDKOV: Dr. Foreman, I thought we were being discharged. 109 00:05:57,859 --> 00:05:58,985 I'm Dr. House, 110 00:05:59,060 --> 00:06:02,052 and on the off chance that Dr. Foreman didn't mention it, 111 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:04,563 I have something of a gift, too. 112 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,031 Come on. 113 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,615 Your turn. My turn. 114 00:06:37,331 --> 00:06:39,856 Does this have anything to do with his hand? 115 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,227 It might. 116 00:06:41,302 --> 00:06:43,361 Okay, Patrick. Close your eyes. 117 00:06:44,272 --> 00:06:45,432 What's this? 118 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,464 D, G-flat, A-flat, B. 119 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:49,975 Yeah. All right, all right. 120 00:06:50,044 --> 00:06:52,342 He's good. Can we let him go? 121 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:55,004 He's great. He's staying. 122 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,781 (PATRICK PLAYING OFF-KEY) 123 00:08:03,985 --> 00:08:05,577 Call radiology. 124 00:08:05,653 --> 00:08:07,848 We need a functional MRI on his brain. 125 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:10,254 FMRI's not gonna show trauma. 126 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:12,349 We're not looking for trauma. 127 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:14,552 I want to see the music. 128 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:16,962 See the music. 129 00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:20,593 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 130 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:23,797 Well, that's dull. 131 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:26,203 You think the FMRI's gonna show a big arrow 132 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:29,242 pointing to a flashing sign saying "savantism"? 133 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:30,777 It would be hugely helpful. 134 00:08:30,845 --> 00:08:33,814 Somehow he got rewired as a music specialist. 135 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,906 I want to know how that happens. 136 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:38,816 He has access to parts of the brain that you don't. 137 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,615 His brain's doing nothing. 138 00:08:40,755 --> 00:08:42,518 He looks like any jerk listening. 139 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:46,151 He's not a savant at listening, he's a savant at playing. 140 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,727 Well, listening and playing are 141 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,991 two different neurological processes. 142 00:08:54,135 --> 00:08:56,000 Turn off the music. 143 00:08:57,038 --> 00:09:00,997 Patrick, I want you to pretend that your leg's a piano. 144 00:09:01,075 --> 00:09:02,599 My leg's not a piano. 145 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,538 I know. That's why I said "pretend. " 146 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,711 Kid's a moron. 147 00:09:08,416 --> 00:09:10,714 Keep your head still. Use your fingers. 148 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,735 (MACHINE BEEPING) 149 00:09:32,807 --> 00:09:33,899 Wow. 150 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,100 Cool, huh? 151 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,471 His heart rate rose. 152 00:09:37,545 --> 00:09:38,705 Emotional response? 153 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:41,077 Then why's there no activity in the limbic system? 154 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:42,979 Unless there's a problem with his heart. 155 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,847 Do an echo to confirm. 156 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:47,649 And scrub up. He's gonna need surgery. 157 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,480 It wasn't dystonia. 158 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,757 He's got a heart condition that caused 159 00:09:53,828 --> 00:09:55,625 the arteries in his arm to constrict. 160 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:58,893 Do you have any idea why House would want to go to Boston? 161 00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,126 The chowder? 162 00:10:00,201 --> 00:10:02,431 Plane tickets this Friday. 163 00:10:02,503 --> 00:10:03,765 I opened his mail. 164 00:10:03,838 --> 00:10:06,534 I heard there's an opening at Harvard for Division Chief, 165 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,871 Infectious Disease. 166 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:12,274 Ambition is not one of his more prominent traits. 167 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:13,505 Although... 168 00:10:13,581 --> 00:10:15,014 What? 169 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,312 He was testing blood in the clinic. 170 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:19,715 I don't think it was a patient's blood. 171 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,682 Why? It was green? 172 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,551 No, he was checking for routine stuff. 173 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:25,683 Makes sense if he's looking for 174 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,057 basic medical clearance for employment. 175 00:10:34,168 --> 00:10:35,533 I'm going home. 176 00:10:36,504 --> 00:10:37,630 No, you're not. 177 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,536 He could show up any minute. 178 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,269 Not with a savant to obsess about. 179 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:52,119 I'll take in here. Bedroom's down the hall. 180 00:10:52,186 --> 00:10:53,744 You've been here? 181 00:10:54,522 --> 00:10:56,513 Where else would the bedroom be? 182 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:59,483 Come with? 183 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,492 You're scared of him catching us breaking into his home 184 00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:05,862 but you're not scared of him catching us doing it in his bed? 185 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,896 If I'm gonna get fired anyway... 186 00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:17,111 Almost at the heart. Ablating and done. 187 00:11:18,479 --> 00:11:20,709 Heart rate's 160. It's accelerating. 188 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:22,078 He's at 210! 189 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,639 He's in supraventricular tachycardia. 190 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,184 Paddles! 191 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,583 Charging. 192 00:11:27,488 --> 00:11:28,785 Clear! 193 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,824 We're wasting our time. 194 00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:34,221 His high-school yearbook. 195 00:11:34,295 --> 00:11:35,557 Unless you think he's going to Boston 196 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:36,823 to attend a high-school reunion, 197 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,728 put it back and let's get out of here before he comes home. 198 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,198 He's not smiling. 199 00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:42,097 CHASE: I wonder if he has teeth. 200 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,500 What's the area code for Boston? 201 00:11:43,571 --> 00:11:45,163 617, why? 202 00:11:50,611 --> 00:11:53,580 WOMAN ON PHONE.: Massachusetts General. May I help you? 203 00:11:54,615 --> 00:11:57,379 Did you think you could steal Dr. House without a fight? 204 00:11:57,451 --> 00:11:58,543 MEDAK ON PHONE.: Steal him for what? 205 00:11:58,619 --> 00:12:00,450 Quit jerking me around. I know he's coming out there. 206 00:12:00,521 --> 00:12:01,920 We're not looking to hire him. 207 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,718 He's called you six times in the last month. 208 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,122 We're not looking to hire him. 209 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,319 You think if you keep repeating it, I'll start believing you? 210 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,157 Dr. Cuddy, there's nothing else I can say. 211 00:12:09,230 --> 00:12:10,925 I'm sorry. 212 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,829 If he's not coming there for a job interview, 213 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,460 he's either coming to your hospital 214 00:12:16,537 --> 00:12:19,097 for a social visit or because he's a patient. 215 00:12:23,077 --> 00:12:25,568 Is it a social visit, Dr. Medak? 216 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,608 I can't stand House. 217 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,579 Neither can Dr. Coopersmith. 218 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,690 What's up? 219 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:44,227 Do you know a Dr. Coopersmith in Boston? 220 00:12:44,298 --> 00:12:46,596 Yeah. He's an oncologist. 221 00:12:47,568 --> 00:12:48,694 What's up? 222 00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,236 What's his subspecialty? 223 00:12:50,304 --> 00:12:51,896 Brain cancer. 224 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,800 What's going on? 225 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,304 CUDDY: He doesn't look sick. 226 00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:03,850 He should have symptoms. 227 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:08,616 Blurred vision, headaches, confusion, clumsiness. 228 00:13:08,756 --> 00:13:10,587 Depends how far along the cancer is. 229 00:13:10,658 --> 00:13:12,421 What kind, how aggressive. 230 00:13:12,493 --> 00:13:14,256 He didn't tell you? 231 00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:17,458 House is House. 232 00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:19,863 He's no different than anyone else with cancer. 233 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:23,630 Once you tell, then every conversation is about that. 234 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:27,263 FOREMAN: Cardiac arrest means we were wrong. 235 00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:28,831 There was a heart problem. 236 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:30,342 But no vasoconstriction. 237 00:13:30,411 --> 00:13:33,312 The heart problem couldn't have caused the hand problem. 238 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,871 Unless the bleed happened suddenly. 239 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,309 Less blood to the brain explains the dystonia. 240 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,285 Less blood to the heart explains the heart attack. 241 00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:41,878 Scope him above and below. 242 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,855 If that doesn't work, gut him. 243 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,384 Can't you sedate him? 244 00:13:48,529 --> 00:13:50,554 There's a risk his throat could collapse. 245 00:13:50,631 --> 00:13:52,098 You look mad, Papa. 246 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,699 No. 247 00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:55,996 No, I'm not mad. I promise you. 248 00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:59,562 It's just that the doctor has to do something to you and it's... 249 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,005 And it's gonna hurt. 250 00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:02,599 Hurt me? Why hurt me? 251 00:14:02,743 --> 00:14:04,267 Make you better. 252 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:06,176 What's wrong with me? 253 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,445 Well, they don't know. 254 00:14:10,451 --> 00:14:12,578 Patrick, don't you worry. 255 00:14:12,653 --> 00:14:14,211 Everything is gonna be great. 256 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,619 All right. Here we go, Patrick. 257 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:16,917 You wanna hurt me. 258 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,083 Hey, open. Like this. 259 00:14:22,363 --> 00:14:26,322 You just look at me and everything is gonna be okay. 260 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,557 Look at me now. 261 00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:30,428 Patrick. 262 00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:33,905 There you are. It's okay. It's okay, really. 263 00:14:35,476 --> 00:14:38,411 Dr. Wilson. Wilson! 264 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,435 I just spoke to Cuddy. 265 00:14:40,514 --> 00:14:41,879 She can't confirm whether House 266 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,246 is applying for a job in Boston. 267 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,046 Yeah. I'm late for a... 268 00:14:45,119 --> 00:14:48,486 If I have to look for work, I have a right to know. 269 00:14:53,694 --> 00:14:56,254 (PLAYING PIANO) 270 00:15:03,871 --> 00:15:05,099 Pretty. 271 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,899 I wrote this when I was in junior high school. 272 00:15:10,711 --> 00:15:13,339 Could never figure out what came next. 273 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,447 Then dimwit came up with this. 274 00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:18,348 (PLAYING PIANO) 275 00:15:22,423 --> 00:15:24,220 It's good. 276 00:15:24,358 --> 00:15:26,155 It's perfect. 277 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:32,065 I could set up a tower on the roof during a lightning storm. 278 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,862 Help you switch brains with your patient. 279 00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:37,730 Then you would be the brilliant pianist 280 00:15:37,805 --> 00:15:41,263 and he would be the doctor hiding brain cancer from his friend. 281 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,443 It's nothing. 282 00:15:45,546 --> 00:15:46,843 You need to talk about it. 283 00:15:46,914 --> 00:15:48,040 You need to talk about it. 284 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,742 At least let me look at your medical file. 285 00:15:49,817 --> 00:15:52,149 You're making a big deal out of nothing. 286 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,413 Who else knows? 287 00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:55,114 No one, and cancer isn't nothing. 288 00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:57,350 Sorry. Didn't mean to offend your specialty. 289 00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:58,755 Why didn't you come to me? 290 00:15:58,826 --> 00:16:00,020 Stein's good. 291 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,254 Stein's in Africa for the next six months. 292 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:03,887 He's given me at least six months. 293 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,728 I go to Boston. I get the treatment. 294 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,358 Everything will be fine. 295 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,164 No need to talk about it. 296 00:16:10,938 --> 00:16:11,962 CHASE: You were right. 297 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,734 Surgeon found a bleed behind the kidney 298 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:17,299 in the retroperitoneal cavity, but no reason for it. 299 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,868 No cancer, no ruptured arteries. 300 00:16:19,947 --> 00:16:22,108 So bleeding explains the symptoms 301 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,810 but we've got no explanation for the bleeding. 302 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,451 And while they were closing him up, 303 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,748 Patrick had a grand mal seizure, 304 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,254 which makes no sense, 305 00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,814 since he's on an anticonvulsant medication. 306 00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:34,922 You told him. 307 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:36,360 No, I didn't. 308 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,628 I only told Cameron. 309 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,971 HOUSE: Hey! 310 00:16:51,912 --> 00:16:56,008 Okay, you guys have cleverly deduced that I have cancer. 311 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,414 You have no right to know. 312 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,610 You have no business knowing. 313 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,084 We'd like to run some blood tests. 314 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,587 As soon as you work up our patient, who is not me. 315 00:17:02,656 --> 00:17:04,647 We just want to make sure you weren't misdiagnosed. 316 00:17:04,725 --> 00:17:06,386 I wasn't. Let's move on. 317 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,291 We're just asking for a couple of vials. 318 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:09,886 No! Why not? 319 00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:13,194 Okay, we are going to proceed as if I am perfectly healthy. 320 00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:15,167 How can we do that if we know you're not? 321 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,294 You don't know anything! 322 00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:18,861 Except, hopefully, 323 00:17:18,939 --> 00:17:22,602 how a patient on anticonvulsant medication has a seizure. 324 00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:24,200 Anti-seizure meds don't prevent seizures. 325 00:17:24,278 --> 00:17:25,677 They just make them manageable. 326 00:17:25,746 --> 00:17:27,008 According to the surgeon's report, 327 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,638 this one wasn't even close to manageable. 328 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,047 Means the question isn't, "Why is he having seizures?" 329 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,643 It's, "Why are his seizures getting worse?" 330 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,051 What's changed? 331 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,181 His brain. It's gotten worse. 332 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,452 So we make it even worser. 333 00:17:39,593 --> 00:17:41,788 We take him off anticonvulsant medication. 334 00:17:41,862 --> 00:17:42,988 CAMERON: He'll seize even more. 335 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,156 Multiple seizures can seriously damage a brain. 336 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,790 Dude can't button a shirt. 337 00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:48,596 How much more damage are we really talking about? 338 00:17:48,669 --> 00:17:50,796 Stronger seizures will light up different parts of the brain, 339 00:17:50,871 --> 00:17:52,668 which will indicate which parts are damaged. 340 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,230 Once he gets worse, do a PET scan. 341 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,609 (DOOR SHUTS) 342 00:18:03,884 --> 00:18:05,408 PET scan done? 343 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,009 No. 344 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,180 Did you come for my feelings? 345 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,281 'Cause I left them in my other pants. 346 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,019 This is a letter of recommendation. 347 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,084 I'm applying for a job at Penn. 348 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,628 Thank you for writing your own. 349 00:18:21,702 --> 00:18:23,693 I'm sure my thoughts are beautifully phrased. 350 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:27,831 Thank you for signing it, saves me having to fake your signature. 351 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,279 Stay away from Weiss. 352 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:43,283 He cries with his patients, holds their hands as they die. 353 00:18:43,357 --> 00:18:45,018 He won't like you. 354 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:49,124 Your newfound nonchalance in the face of cancer. 355 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,662 I thought you'd find it appealing. 356 00:18:54,735 --> 00:18:57,226 20 seconds. Pretty good. 357 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,601 For what? 358 00:18:58,672 --> 00:19:02,199 The time it took you to go from hard-ass to human being. 359 00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,711 You really want to leave? 360 00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:10,614 If you're not here, there's not much point in staying. 361 00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:12,618 I'm not dead yet. 362 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:21,623 What are you doing? 363 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,164 I know this must be a turn-on for you. 364 00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:07,868 A little whorish to kiss and stab. 365 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:09,435 You kissed back. 366 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:12,069 I didn't want you to die without knowing the feeling. 367 00:20:12,145 --> 00:20:14,613 Actually, no woman should die without knowing the feeling. 368 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,842 All we need is a few drops of your blood. 369 00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:19,078 Foreman and Chase's lips are not gonna get so close, 370 00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:20,642 now that I know your plan. 371 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,746 There's a nurse downstairs about to risk his job 372 00:20:22,823 --> 00:20:24,381 to steal the blood you drew from yourself yesterday. 373 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,926 I'm patient number 020406, 374 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,826 in the record room, under the name Luke N. Laura. 375 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,421 There's a whole vial of blood in there along with CT scans, 376 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:35,195 MRls, CSF. Everything you need. 377 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:41,431 If you need a sperm sample, come back without the needle. 378 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,252 Six centimeter mass in his dorsal midbrain, 379 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,720 extending into the temporal lobe. 380 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,250 That's inoperable. 381 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,325 What kind of time does he have? 382 00:21:01,795 --> 00:21:03,490 He's got a year. 383 00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:06,297 (MACHINE BEEPING) 384 00:21:07,034 --> 00:21:09,468 Nurse! Nurse! 385 00:21:16,677 --> 00:21:19,407 Here's the consent from Boston for the cancer drug trial. 386 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,811 Any description of the process or previous trials? 387 00:21:21,882 --> 00:21:23,782 Yep. Any chance it'll work? 388 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,715 No. It's not even designed to work. 389 00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:27,219 Why would he... 390 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,347 It's designed to treat depression in terminal cancer patients. 391 00:21:30,424 --> 00:21:31,618 He doesn't seem depressed. 392 00:21:31,692 --> 00:21:33,057 (DOOR BANGING) 393 00:21:34,995 --> 00:21:37,759 Okay, let's assume that I am dying, 394 00:21:37,898 --> 00:21:40,662 which I specifically told you not to assume. 395 00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:43,794 Can we at least assume that I'm not dying tomorrow? 396 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:44,962 Whereas this kid... 397 00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:48,565 PET revealed several more hot spots but they're non-specific. 398 00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:50,542 How can you focus on him? 399 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:52,577 It's the only way I can cope. 400 00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:55,510 PET also showed a left brain that's working hard. 401 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:56,708 Harder than the right? 402 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,375 Wouldn't be worth mentioning otherwise. 403 00:21:58,452 --> 00:22:00,716 Bleeding in the brain, blood would irritate the lining, 404 00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:02,812 might cause the seizures to get worse. 405 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:06,347 Yes, he needs an angiogram to look at the vasculature inside his brain. 406 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:09,862 We'll get right on it as soon as we're finished here. 407 00:22:10,364 --> 00:22:13,629 Don't get up. I got it. You're busy. Continue. 408 00:22:20,307 --> 00:22:23,299 You know what my team is doing right now? 409 00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:24,902 No. 410 00:22:25,879 --> 00:22:28,211 They're trying to figure out what's wrong with me. 411 00:22:28,281 --> 00:22:29,339 What's wrong with you? 412 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,781 Thanks for asking. 413 00:22:31,652 --> 00:22:33,381 They've found out that I'm dying. 414 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,045 That's sad. 415 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,653 Everyone's dying. 416 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:38,986 That's sad. 417 00:22:39,059 --> 00:22:41,653 If a meteor lands on my head tomorrow, it's all academic. 418 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:44,697 I told them to leave me alone. But did they? 419 00:22:44,765 --> 00:22:45,993 Did they? 420 00:22:46,066 --> 00:22:47,658 That one was rhetorical. 421 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:48,996 Oh. 422 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,297 No, they did not. 423 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,676 Who the hell were you before you hit your head? 424 00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,405 Hell is a bad word. 425 00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:00,979 So is "ass" and "bitch. " 426 00:23:01,048 --> 00:23:03,175 I could probably rattle off 50 much more 427 00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:05,081 complicated and disgusting ones, 428 00:23:05,152 --> 00:23:07,552 but then your dad would get pissed at me. 429 00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:11,086 You like your life? 430 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:13,024 What life? 431 00:23:13,093 --> 00:23:14,321 Your life. 432 00:23:15,195 --> 00:23:19,097 Playing the piano, going on tour, scoring girls left and right. 433 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,923 I don't like girls. 434 00:23:21,001 --> 00:23:23,196 Boys. Whatever gets you off. 435 00:23:23,270 --> 00:23:24,931 I like the piano. 436 00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,310 What's wrong? 437 00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:36,713 Dr. Peter Hayes. This is Eric Foreman, at Princeton-Plainsboro. 438 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:39,547 You're doing a signal transduction inhibitor clinical trial. 439 00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,348 What kind of results have you been... 440 00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:44,356 Transduction inhibitors are a decade away. 441 00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:47,390 Bye, Pete. 442 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:53,396 They've got another trial going at Duke. 443 00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:56,595 15 percent extend their lives beyond five years. 444 00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:57,932 If you're positive for protein PHF... 445 00:23:58,004 --> 00:24:00,632 Stop trying to save me. 446 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,698 I'm fine. 447 00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:05,472 MRA confirmed small collections of blood 448 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,911 throughout the white matter of Patrick's right hemisphere. 449 00:24:07,981 --> 00:24:09,573 Mind if we chat about that for a few moments? 450 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:13,380 Either trauma, an aneurysm, cancer or autoimmune disease. 451 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,114 We need a biopsy to figure out which it is. 452 00:24:15,188 --> 00:24:16,780 His EEG was non-specific. 453 00:24:16,857 --> 00:24:17,846 Where you going to biopsy? 454 00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:18,856 Everywhere. 455 00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:22,088 Sure, just put on a blindfold and play "Pin the Tail on the Brain. " 456 00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:24,892 He's bleeding into his brain. He's dying. 457 00:24:24,965 --> 00:24:27,559 You can't just randomly stab the temporal lobe 458 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:29,033 and hope you hit the right spot. 459 00:24:29,102 --> 00:24:30,592 I'm only gonna take little tiny pieces. 460 00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:31,762 Till what? 461 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:32,930 Till I find the problem. 462 00:24:33,006 --> 00:24:34,030 Or you kill him. 463 00:24:34,107 --> 00:24:36,598 No, I'll keep going, even if I kill him. 464 00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:43,543 Then he's screwed. Thanks for the chat. 465 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:57,720 What if we do the EEG from inside his brain? 466 00:24:58,398 --> 00:25:00,423 I'm actually a little insulted. 467 00:25:00,634 --> 00:25:02,932 You were supposed to spend the last hour worrying about me. 468 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:04,265 It's risky and invasive. 469 00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,328 But that's why God invented the long consent form. 470 00:25:06,406 --> 00:25:08,203 Can you get to why this is a brilliant idea? 471 00:25:08,275 --> 00:25:10,300 External EEG could get confused 472 00:25:10,443 --> 00:25:12,502 if there are multiple structural abnormalities. 473 00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:15,309 If we perform the EEG inside the skull, 474 00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:17,942 it could show us where to biopsy. 475 00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:20,145 Brilliant. Go. Do. 476 00:25:21,822 --> 00:25:23,346 I'd also like to talk to you about... 477 00:25:23,423 --> 00:25:25,789 This is going to be personal, isn't it? 478 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:27,121 Yeah. 479 00:25:40,841 --> 00:25:44,004 FOREMAN: We'll use a small drill to get inside his skull. 480 00:25:45,478 --> 00:25:47,309 OBYEDKOV: There's bleeding inside? 481 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:50,440 Yes. Once we have 12 holes, 482 00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:52,417 we'll surgically implant the electrodes 483 00:25:52,485 --> 00:25:54,783 under the meninges, against the brain. 484 00:25:58,158 --> 00:26:02,185 OBYEDKOV: And it's either cancer or autoimmune disease? 485 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,358 FOREMAN: Sorry, but yeah. 486 00:26:06,199 --> 00:26:08,133 OBYEDKOV: Which one is better? 487 00:26:10,203 --> 00:26:11,431 Neither. 488 00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:44,598 Hey. 489 00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:45,797 Where do we cut? 490 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:46,930 We don't. 491 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:50,068 I need to say something. 492 00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:52,177 Something personal? 493 00:26:52,245 --> 00:26:53,303 Yeah. 494 00:26:53,847 --> 00:26:54,905 And I can't leave 495 00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:57,176 because you've got something interesting in that file. 496 00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,444 Sorry. 497 00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:08,590 You're an arrogant ass who makes it impossible for anyone to like him 498 00:27:08,662 --> 00:27:10,425 by punishing people who don't deserve... 499 00:27:10,497 --> 00:27:13,398 Can you get to the "but" part of this speech? 500 00:27:13,767 --> 00:27:15,496 But I like you. 501 00:27:15,568 --> 00:27:16,796 No, you don't. 502 00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:19,668 You're just reacting to the perception of my death 503 00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:21,900 and the need to put things in order. Fear of guilt... 504 00:27:21,975 --> 00:27:23,169 Just shut up. 505 00:27:23,243 --> 00:27:25,336 See? I annoy you. 506 00:27:25,412 --> 00:27:28,848 Now, you gonna give me the results or are you gonna... 507 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:31,378 (SIGHS) 508 00:27:31,618 --> 00:27:35,281 Intracranial EEG showed no electrical abnormalities. 509 00:27:35,355 --> 00:27:37,084 Which means it's autoimmune. No. 510 00:27:37,157 --> 00:27:40,456 It also showed his entire right hemisphere is brain-dead. 511 00:27:46,033 --> 00:27:51,938 So while you guys were worrying about me, half this kid's brain died. 512 00:27:52,272 --> 00:27:55,673 The only solace you should take from this is the fact that it didn't. 513 00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:58,802 Garden variety EEG sucks compared to the in-brain variety, 514 00:27:58,879 --> 00:28:00,312 but it's not going to miss brain death. 515 00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:02,280 He's gotten worse. Not that much worse. 516 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:03,714 Respiration is depressed. 517 00:28:03,784 --> 00:28:05,684 Seizures are increasing, one every five minutes. 518 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,879 Not that much worse. 519 00:28:08,288 --> 00:28:09,915 He can still talk and he's left-handed, 520 00:28:09,990 --> 00:28:11,548 which means speech is in the right side. 521 00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:14,992 You don't know how Patrick's brain reorganized itself 25 years ago. 522 00:28:15,062 --> 00:28:18,327 What if the right side is just a little dead? 523 00:28:18,465 --> 00:28:21,730 Maybe he still has random neurons firing. 524 00:28:21,802 --> 00:28:24,896 You're just looking for a puzzle to distract you from your own situation. 525 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:27,735 You're right, he's dead. Let's go home. 526 00:28:31,011 --> 00:28:33,036 What did you find out? 527 00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:35,239 Is he gonna be okay? 528 00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:37,340 I'm sorry. Yes! 529 00:28:42,122 --> 00:28:43,350 What's this? 530 00:28:43,423 --> 00:28:44,822 A piano. 531 00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:46,956 What's this? 532 00:28:51,832 --> 00:28:53,094 He's obviously lost use... 533 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:54,326 Shut up. 534 00:29:13,987 --> 00:29:15,818 Music is a global process. 535 00:29:15,889 --> 00:29:18,380 You can't play the piano with half a brain. 536 00:29:21,027 --> 00:29:22,289 What's it mean? 537 00:29:22,362 --> 00:29:24,956 Means the right side of his brain has always sucked. 538 00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:27,397 Means it's not relevant to what's going on now. 539 00:29:27,467 --> 00:29:29,526 Wow. Then it's autoimmune. Yeah. 540 00:29:29,603 --> 00:29:31,332 Question is what do we do about it? 541 00:29:31,404 --> 00:29:32,701 Most likely ones we can fix. 542 00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:36,209 Polyarteritis nodosa, Takayasu or Sarcoid. 543 00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:37,971 I'll start treatment. 544 00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:39,477 Not what I was talking about. 545 00:29:39,546 --> 00:29:41,173 But, yeah, you do that. 546 00:29:48,622 --> 00:29:50,112 Your turn? 547 00:29:50,557 --> 00:29:52,184 Do you have to do that? 548 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,028 You mean cheapen everyone's attempt at a human moment 549 00:29:56,096 --> 00:29:59,190 by identifying the real calculations that go into it? 550 00:29:59,366 --> 00:30:01,459 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 551 00:30:02,269 --> 00:30:05,500 I'm sorry you're dying, I'm gonna hug you. 552 00:30:05,906 --> 00:30:07,237 Anything to say? 553 00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:09,571 If you're considering grabbing my ass, 554 00:30:09,643 --> 00:30:12,271 don't start anything you can't finish. 555 00:30:16,383 --> 00:30:18,817 Well, as long as we're just standing here, you mind if we work? 556 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:20,876 How's the kid's treatment going? 557 00:30:22,789 --> 00:30:24,120 Are you crying? 558 00:30:24,191 --> 00:30:25,351 No. 559 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:29,552 Respiration rate's up. 560 00:30:29,629 --> 00:30:32,029 Seizures are calming down. It's all good. 561 00:30:33,033 --> 00:30:35,501 Not for what I'm gonna do next. 562 00:30:35,635 --> 00:30:38,126 There is no next. He's gonna be fine. 563 00:30:38,238 --> 00:30:42,072 Only if he wants to remain a four-year-old who wets his bed. 564 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:44,240 There's nothing else for him. 565 00:30:44,311 --> 00:30:46,438 There's better. Thanks for the hug. 566 00:30:48,415 --> 00:30:50,246 (DOORBELL BUZZING) 567 00:30:56,489 --> 00:30:58,650 (DOORBELL CONTINUES BUZZING) 568 00:31:07,968 --> 00:31:09,765 It's the middle of the night. 569 00:31:09,836 --> 00:31:11,565 You knew I'd be asleep. 570 00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:13,933 Phone would have woken you up just as much. 571 00:31:14,007 --> 00:31:16,805 And I can't see what you're wearing on the phone. 572 00:31:18,245 --> 00:31:22,579 My patient with the 55 IQ has Takayasu syndrome. 573 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,810 Very uncommon. 574 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:26,851 Happens mostly in Asian women. 575 00:31:27,087 --> 00:31:30,682 Takayasu is manageable with steroids, which you already know. 576 00:31:30,757 --> 00:31:33,624 So I assume you're here for something else. 577 00:31:33,693 --> 00:31:35,888 My patient also has a significant seizure problem. 578 00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:38,522 Also manageable with anticonvulsant medication. 579 00:31:38,598 --> 00:31:41,192 Yes, and if he kept taking his anticonvulsant medication, 580 00:31:41,268 --> 00:31:43,896 he could go back on tour and play the piano. 581 00:31:43,970 --> 00:31:47,064 But a hemispherectomy 582 00:31:47,207 --> 00:31:50,301 would completely stop the right-brain seizure activity 583 00:31:50,377 --> 00:31:51,901 and he would no longer need to take 584 00:31:51,978 --> 00:31:53,445 his anticonvulsant medication. 585 00:31:53,513 --> 00:31:55,174 You want to remove half his brain? 586 00:31:55,248 --> 00:31:56,442 The right half. 587 00:31:56,516 --> 00:31:58,074 It would be irresponsible to remove the left. 588 00:31:58,151 --> 00:32:00,676 You don't remove half a brain and gain function! 589 00:32:00,754 --> 00:32:05,282 Not my brain. But his? Who knows? What? 590 00:32:05,692 --> 00:32:07,990 Let's say that I'm the left side of Patrick's brain. 591 00:32:08,061 --> 00:32:10,188 I'm quick-witted, I'm charming, I'm great looking. 592 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:11,992 You're the right side of his brain. 593 00:32:12,065 --> 00:32:13,760 You're useless, old, damaged. 594 00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:15,266 We go to a bar for a drink. 595 00:32:15,335 --> 00:32:18,862 Now, I have the mad skills to be scoring all the hot babes, 596 00:32:18,939 --> 00:32:21,703 but instead I'm spending my time wiping drool off your chin 597 00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:24,801 and making sure you don't eat the tablecloth. 598 00:32:25,545 --> 00:32:27,206 What's the father want to do? 599 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,907 I don't know. 600 00:32:31,685 --> 00:32:33,414 So go wake him up. 601 00:32:37,524 --> 00:32:40,459 House, I'm so sorry. 602 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:43,720 Forgot I was dying, huh? 603 00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:45,492 I'm here if you need me. 604 00:32:46,866 --> 00:32:48,424 I need you. 605 00:32:58,178 --> 00:33:03,616 One small feel for man, one giant ass for mankind. 606 00:33:05,218 --> 00:33:06,446 Thanks. 607 00:33:07,854 --> 00:33:09,617 Good luck in Boston. 608 00:33:13,326 --> 00:33:15,658 Call the Make-A-Wish Foundation. 609 00:33:24,904 --> 00:33:26,565 Dr. Foreman was just here. 610 00:33:26,639 --> 00:33:28,732 The seizures have almost completely gone away. 611 00:33:28,808 --> 00:33:32,107 Says we might be able to go home in the next day or two. 612 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:33,736 Thank you so much. 613 00:33:33,813 --> 00:33:37,544 I think we should remove the right side of your son's brain. 614 00:33:38,151 --> 00:33:40,016 I thought you fixed him. 615 00:33:40,086 --> 00:33:41,178 Does he look fixed? 616 00:33:41,254 --> 00:33:43,552 The right side of his brain is keeping him walking straight. 617 00:33:43,623 --> 00:33:45,591 Other than that, it's been dead weight ever since the accident. 618 00:33:45,658 --> 00:33:48,991 If we remove it, the seizures would stop completely. 619 00:33:49,062 --> 00:33:50,757 The seizures are hardly noticeable. 620 00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:52,491 They don't bother Patrick. 621 00:33:52,565 --> 00:33:54,226 But without the seizures, 622 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:57,565 the left side would have a chance to actually function. 623 00:33:57,637 --> 00:33:59,901 It could learn to do new things. 624 00:33:59,973 --> 00:34:03,670 Only bummer, he'd never play the piano again. 625 00:34:04,277 --> 00:34:07,542 Oh, no. The piano is everything. 626 00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:09,275 I'm not saying he's never gonna work for NASA, 627 00:34:09,349 --> 00:34:11,817 but flipping burgers isn't out of the question. 628 00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:14,445 Well, I don't mind taking care of him so he can play the piano. 629 00:34:14,521 --> 00:34:16,853 No, you're actually lucky. 630 00:34:16,923 --> 00:34:18,447 You don't have to watch your kid grow up. 631 00:34:18,525 --> 00:34:19,992 You don't have to let go. 632 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:22,085 You trying to make this about me? 633 00:34:22,162 --> 00:34:25,495 I love my son, just the way he is! 634 00:34:25,565 --> 00:34:27,692 He's a monkey grinder at the circus. 635 00:34:27,767 --> 00:34:29,394 He's worked hard to get where he... 636 00:34:29,469 --> 00:34:31,027 So does the monkey. 637 00:34:33,773 --> 00:34:35,900 The piano is a neurological accident. 638 00:34:35,975 --> 00:34:37,203 He has a gift. 639 00:34:37,277 --> 00:34:38,972 I'm offering him a life. 640 00:34:44,818 --> 00:34:46,217 It's up to you. 641 00:35:00,867 --> 00:35:03,199 I've isolated the cancer proteins in House's CSF. 642 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:05,260 About time. We can't let him go to Boston 643 00:35:05,338 --> 00:35:07,306 if he qualifies for the Duke trial. 644 00:35:07,373 --> 00:35:09,068 You want to do it? 645 00:35:24,824 --> 00:35:28,282 Damn. He's negative for protein PHF. 646 00:35:28,361 --> 00:35:30,352 He doesn't qualify. 647 00:35:35,602 --> 00:35:39,470 What's that? That shouldn't be there. 648 00:36:12,405 --> 00:36:13,770 Patrick? 649 00:36:18,511 --> 00:36:19,910 Hello, Papa. 650 00:36:23,283 --> 00:36:25,649 Patrick, I have a question for you. 651 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:28,544 Yes? 652 00:36:30,256 --> 00:36:31,848 Are you happy? 653 00:36:38,431 --> 00:36:40,023 Are you happy? 654 00:37:31,284 --> 00:37:32,751 (BANGING ON DOOR) 655 00:37:33,486 --> 00:37:35,181 FOREMAN: House! Open up! 656 00:37:36,489 --> 00:37:38,514 Open up! It's important! 657 00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:42,721 I've got a flight in three hours. 658 00:37:42,795 --> 00:37:44,660 You don't have cancer. 659 00:37:44,964 --> 00:37:47,865 There was an abnormal presence of IgG and IgM, indicating... 660 00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:50,994 I don't have neurosyphilis. My MRI showed nothing... 661 00:37:51,070 --> 00:37:53,163 It's a gumma in your brain. It's very rare not to be in the liver, 662 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,264 and I'm really glad we never slept together but... 663 00:37:55,341 --> 00:37:56,831 We would have used a condom. 664 00:37:56,909 --> 00:37:59,002 And I don't have syphilis. My VDRL was negative... 665 00:37:59,078 --> 00:38:00,636 We did an FTA antibody test. 666 00:38:00,713 --> 00:38:02,943 The VDRL was a false negative. 667 00:38:04,150 --> 00:38:06,118 You're not going to die. 668 00:38:06,185 --> 00:38:08,176 All you need is IV antibiotics. 669 00:38:11,858 --> 00:38:14,383 Did you send these results to Mass General? 670 00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:16,024 Of course. 671 00:38:17,230 --> 00:38:19,095 You idiots. 672 00:38:19,165 --> 00:38:21,633 FOREMAN: We just told you you're not gonna die! 673 00:38:21,701 --> 00:38:23,999 You should be making out with Cameron. 674 00:38:24,804 --> 00:38:26,533 You knew it wasn't cancer? 675 00:38:26,606 --> 00:38:28,301 I was sure it was cancer. 676 00:38:28,374 --> 00:38:30,365 Then why aren't you celebrating? 677 00:38:30,443 --> 00:38:32,843 Because it wasn't my damn file. 678 00:38:34,314 --> 00:38:36,578 You faked cancer? 679 00:38:36,916 --> 00:38:39,146 The real patient is in the Witherspoon wing. 680 00:38:39,218 --> 00:38:41,413 Feel free to tell his wife that he's not gonna die 681 00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:42,784 but he is cheating on her. 682 00:38:42,855 --> 00:38:44,254 Why would you want us to think that you... 683 00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:45,586 I didn't! 684 00:38:45,658 --> 00:38:48,092 I wanted the guys in Boston to think that I had cancer. 685 00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:50,755 I wanted the guys who were gonna implant a cool drug 686 00:38:50,830 --> 00:38:54,493 right into the pleasure center of my brain to think that I had cancer! 687 00:38:54,567 --> 00:38:57,468 You faked cancer to get high? 688 00:39:06,879 --> 00:39:08,608 I'm going to bed. 689 00:39:10,483 --> 00:39:13,281 You're right. I don't like you. 690 00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:15,814 Sure. Now that I'm not dying. 691 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,434 Heard Patrick's hemispherectomy went well. 692 00:39:36,509 --> 00:39:38,704 He survived the surgery. 693 00:39:38,778 --> 00:39:40,006 He's unconscious but... 694 00:39:40,079 --> 00:39:41,706 How depressed are you? 695 00:39:41,781 --> 00:39:43,248 I'm not depressed. 696 00:39:43,516 --> 00:39:45,746 You faked cancer. 697 00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:47,183 It was an outpatient procedure. 698 00:39:47,253 --> 00:39:48,515 I was curious. 699 00:39:48,588 --> 00:39:50,453 Are you curious about heroin? 700 00:39:50,523 --> 00:39:52,787 Not since last year's Christmas party. 701 00:39:55,428 --> 00:39:56,793 I know this goes against your nature, 702 00:39:56,863 --> 00:39:58,160 but can we not make too much of this? 703 00:39:58,231 --> 00:40:02,167 You made people think that you were going to die! 704 00:40:02,235 --> 00:40:03,327 I didn't make them. 705 00:40:03,403 --> 00:40:04,768 I tried to hide it, 706 00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:07,465 but you idiots needed to get into my business. 707 00:40:11,511 --> 00:40:15,140 I'm sure I'll regret asking, but why are you laughing? 708 00:40:15,248 --> 00:40:16,715 It's ironic. 709 00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:18,907 Well, I'm sure I'll regret asking, but why... 710 00:40:18,985 --> 00:40:21,249 Depression in cancer patients... 711 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,947 It's not as common as you think. 712 00:40:23,022 --> 00:40:24,580 It's not the dying that gets to people. 713 00:40:24,657 --> 00:40:28,388 It's the dying alone. The patients with family, with friends, 714 00:40:28,461 --> 00:40:30,326 they tend to do okay. 715 00:40:30,630 --> 00:40:32,495 You don't have cancer. 716 00:40:33,032 --> 00:40:34,522 You do have people who give a damn. 717 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,067 So what do you do? 718 00:40:38,271 --> 00:40:43,937 You fake the cancer, then push the people who care away. 719 00:40:46,479 --> 00:40:48,470 Because they're boring. 720 00:40:50,216 --> 00:40:53,652 Go home to your hotel room and laugh at that irony. 721 00:40:55,922 --> 00:40:58,982 Start small, House. Take a chance. 722 00:40:59,258 --> 00:41:02,819 Maybe something that doesn't involve sticking stuff in your brain. 723 00:41:02,895 --> 00:41:04,692 Pizza with a friend. 724 00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:08,599 A movie. Something. 725 00:41:27,086 --> 00:41:31,648 Follow my finger. Do you know your name? 726 00:41:36,829 --> 00:41:39,161 His speech center was on the right side. 727 00:41:39,298 --> 00:41:41,664 It'll be a while before he's talking. 728 00:41:42,602 --> 00:41:44,229 He hasn't really done anything 729 00:41:44,303 --> 00:41:46,601 except to stare off into the distance. 730 00:41:46,672 --> 00:41:48,401 It'll take some time to... 731 00:42:05,458 --> 00:42:07,517 You buttoned your shirt. 732 00:42:12,632 --> 00:42:14,395 He looks happy. 733 00:42:23,175 --> 00:42:25,666 (SEE THE WORLD PLAYING) 734 00:43:04,502 --> 00:43:12,676 Synchro: K!r!lleXXI [WEB-DL 720p LinkinPark] 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 53551

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