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[Heimdall]
Welcome, Guardians.
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The Prince of Asgard
is eager to see you.
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Valkyrie took
longer than expected
to fetch you.
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You know why I'm late,
Heimdall.
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Or did you shut off
your Allsight?
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We ran into
some Darkhawks
on Knowhere.
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We had to take care
of them first.
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Darkhawks?
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Can we be certain
these are the true Guardians?
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♪♪ ['70s pop rock]
Sure,
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long as Gamora kicked
the right Quill
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into the Continuum Cortex.
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♪♪ [continues]
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What?
Definitely Quill.
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♪♪ [stops]
Why? Who else would I be?
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According to Rocket,
a robot impostor
from another dimension.
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I ain't saying
he is, Drax.
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I'm just saying
he could be.
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Aah!
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[grunts]
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Even my Allsight cannot pierce
the Darkhawks' deception.
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After they tried
to replace Thor
on the Galactic Council,
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Odin ordered me
to seal the Bifrost
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to ensure that
no impostors could enter.
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I am Groot! I am Groot?
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Not now.
The grown-ups are talking.
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So, how do we know
the Darkhawks didn't
pull the switcheroo on Thor?
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[Thor]
Let this be your answer!
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Okay, I'm good.
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A souvenir I picked up
on my way home
from the Galactic Council.
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The Darkhawk fiend
never stood a chance
of infiltrating Asgard.
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All due respect, Thor,
we should move out of the open
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before your father
discovers any outsiders
infiltrating Asgard.
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So ol' One-Eye
don't know we're here?
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My father ordered
Asgard's borders sealed,
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while leaving
the rest of the galaxy
to fend for themselves
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against the Darkhawks.
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I disagree.
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Hiding from the Darkhawks
is an act of cowardice.
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You dare call my father,
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the ruler of Asgard,
a coward?!
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Absolutely not!
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I said he was
acting like one.
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No one is calling
anyone a coward.
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But we don't need
to get involved in yet
another family conflict.
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Please, my friends.
With your help,
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I know my father
will see reason.
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Yeah.
Reason to vaporize us!
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[Rocket]
Okay, who called
Tall, Dark, And Impervious?
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My father
ordered the Destroyer Armor
to patrol Asgard for outsiders.
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Well, great.
Let the walking tin can
take us to Odin,
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and we'll convince him
to fight the Darkhawks.
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Boom!
It's a little thing
called diplomacy.
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Okay, big guy,
take me to your All--
[yelling]
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[groans]
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It is named
the Destroyer
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for a reason,
Peter Quill.
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It does not
take prisoners.
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Too bad, 'cause I do!
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[grunts]
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Foolish mortal!
Do not antagonize
the Destroyer!
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Wait for it.
And... boom!
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Actually,
that was pretty clever.
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Yeah. Too clever
for the real Quill.
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You believe he
is a Darkhawk?
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[grunts]
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We'll find out when
that thing blasts him.
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The Destroyer won't use
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its energy weapons
this close to the city.
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It'll probably just pound
the life out of Quill.
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You say that
like it's a bad thing.
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Then Drax will pound
the Destroyer!
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[yelling]
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[grunting]
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Guardians, hold!
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[grunting]
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[grunts, groans]
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I am Groot!
Not now!
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[chuckles]
I ain't seen nothing
this funny
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since Quill tried
to teach Drax to break dance!
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Cease these attacks!
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I am Groot!
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This is a fight you mortals
cannot win! Aah!
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, this mortal
beat that thing once before.
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I am Groot!
[grunts]
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What part
of "cease these attacks"
did you not get?
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Tell that to him!
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Am I the only one
who's noticed old Iron Pants
keeps attacking Quill?
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Almost like he was
a Darkhawk spy!
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[grunts]
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Let us protect you,
Guardians.
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The Destroyer cannot
attack a citizen of Asgard
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unless a crime
has been committed,
as I am about to do!
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Thor Odinson,
what have you done?
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Father, I--
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Why, against my decree,
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are outsiders
here in Asgard?
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The Guardians
have come to aid us
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in fighting the Darkhawks,
Father.
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Valkyrie and Heimdall
brought them at my behest.
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Then Valkyrie and Heimdall
have disobeyed my order
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and betrayed my trust!
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Surrender your weapons
of office.
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You shall stand watch
over the statues
outside my chambers
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until I decide otherwise.
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But, Father, they were
only following my orders!
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Indeed! Which is why
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your punishment will be
far more severe than theirs.
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[sighs]
My son,
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you know only Asgardians
can be trusted.
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Father, the Guardians
were in another dimension
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when the Darkhawks
first arrived.
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They exposed impostors on Xandar
and fought them on Knowhere.
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I'm inclined
to agree, Sire.
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The Guardians
are resourceful and devious.
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They once managed
to sneak into Asgard
while you were sleeping.
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Got all the way
to the World Tree!
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This occurred on your watch?
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'Tis beside the point.
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The Guardians possess
the necessary skills
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to sneak into
the Darkhawk realm,
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free the captives,
and expose their impostors
on the Galactic Council.
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Impossible!
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The Darkhawks
serve the Serpent,
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and the Serpent
cannot be defeated.
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We do not know that.
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I do know that,
because the Serpent
is my brother!
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After the Destroyer was created
in Asgard's forge,
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my brother became obsessed
with its power.
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He wanted an invincible army
of warriors just like it,
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so he ordered the Darkhawks
to be forged.
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The Darkhawks lackedthe Destroyer'sunique power core.
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But a mystical enchantment
allowed them to assume
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the appearance and memories
of their enemies.
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The Serpent vowedto seize the throne of Asgardor destroy it.
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We battled for centuries,
but I was unable to defeat him,
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so I banished him
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to the edge
of the galaxy itself.
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But if his Darkhawk
minions have returned,
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then the Serpent
will be watching,
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waiting for any opportunity
to return to Asgard.
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That is why we cannot riskopening the Bifrost,even for a moment.
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And why I
cannot allow outsiders
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to freely roam
the halls of Asgard.
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That's ridiculous.
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I'm no more a Darkhawk
than you are.
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I escorted the Guardians
myself, All-Father.
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No Darkhawk
came through the Bifrost.
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Huh! That we know of.
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Thor, take them
to the dungeon.
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Dude, trust me,
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you can't let family loyalty
stop you from doing
the right thing.
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No, Father.
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We cannot sit idly by
while a dark power
threatens the galaxy.
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The Guardians and I
are in agreement.
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We must fight back against
the Darkhawk invasion.
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And if you
would imprison them,
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then you must
imprison me as well.
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Awesome speech, bro.
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Yeah, it's a bummer
it didn't work.
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Oh, my, my.
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How could the favored son
of the All-Father
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have fallen so far?
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How do you like being
on the wrong side
of the law, brother?
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I may be on
the wrong side of the law,
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and our father, Loki,
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but I am still
on the side of right.
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I will find a way
out of this,
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as long as I have loyal
and steadfast friends
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like the Guardians
of the Galaxy.
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[Quill]
Am not a Darkhawk!
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Are too a Darkhawk!
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I picked
the right Quill.
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No robot could possibly
act that... Quillish.
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Quill,
if you are a Darkhawk,
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you would tell me
if I were one, too,
would you not?
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Pardon me, brother,
while I amuse myself
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with your "loyal
and steadfast."
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But, Drax,
if you are a Darkhawk now,
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how did you know you weren't
a Darkhawk before?
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I am not sure.
Perhaps I was always
a Darkhawk.
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[sighs]
For all we know,
you're all Darkhawks.
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Well, except for the shrub.
He's far too tiny.
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[laughing]
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I am Groot!
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I am Groot,
I am Groot,
I am Groot!
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Well, now that we've established
that you are Groot,
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I have one burning question:
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Who cares?
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[mocking Loki]
I am Groot,
I am Groot...
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[unintelligible]
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Oh, yes,
very mature.
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Perhaps you can perform that
when I throw you on the hearth
for kindling.
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You would be wise
to hold your tongue
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if you would speak ill
of my friends.
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[Quill]
Okay, look, if anybody
is a Darkhawk spy,
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we can't do anything about it
until we find a way outta here.
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Right?
[Rocket]
That is the one smart thing
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that's come out of your
probably Darkhawk robot mouth.
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00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:09,700
Eh, force fields
always have a weak spot
somewhere along the bottom.
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If there is a weak spot,
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the Prince of Asgard
will find it!
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[grunts]
[thud]
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[body thuds]
Yeah, probably
shouldn't do that.
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[growling]
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[thud]
[grunts, groans]
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[growls]
Aah!
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Please, rodent,
don't spoil the fun.
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I am Groot?
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I think-- I think
I can feel it weakening!
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[thud]
[cries out]
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[groaning]
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I am Groot!
Hey, ya mind?
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I'm workin' here.
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[grunts]
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We are free!
Well done, my friend!
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Show-off.
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[Thor]
Our time is short.
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We must send you
on your secret mission
to the Darkhawk realm
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before my father
discovers you are gone.
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Cool. Just open our cell,
and we're outta here.
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Ah-ah-ah!
To open the Bifrost,
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you'll need
Heimdall's sword,
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which is now in the armory,
guarded by the Destroyer.
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And I'm afraid
only one person
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is cunning enough
to sneak past the Destroyer.
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I'm afraid he's right.
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Groot, free my brother.
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I am Groot?
[grunts]
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[Thor]
I will be watching you.
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Good. Hopefully you'll
learn something.
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Hold up there, bud.
I still ain't sure
about these guys.
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But you trust Loki?
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To not secretly
be a killer robot?
Uh, yeah.
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Besides, the fewer people
we got sneaking
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into a high-security armory,
the better.
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He does have a point.
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Rocket has a point?
You know something,
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00:12:09,366 --> 00:12:11,533
I'm starting to think
you're a Darkhawk.
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Yeah, you kids sort that out.
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00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,633
We'll come back for you
once we have the sword.
243
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:19,900
I mean, we'd know
if we were Darkhawks,
right?
244
00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:22,433
That is exactly
what I have been
trying to discern.
245
00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:29,633
I will wrestle
the Destroyer to the ground
246
00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,667
while you rob the armory.
247
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:35,466
What? We're trying not
to be seen, Goldilocks.
248
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:38,533
We're doing sneaky-sneaky.
That's what we're doing here!
249
00:12:38,566 --> 00:12:40,967
[scoffs]
You're wasting your time.
250
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,166
I've been trying to get him
to sneak since we were infants.
251
00:12:44,199 --> 00:12:46,933
But don't worry.
I have a plan.
252
00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:51,333
Ugh! That krutacker!
253
00:12:51,366 --> 00:12:53,233
And you were supposed
to be watching him!
[thudding]
254
00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:55,266
I am Groot!
[gasps]
255
00:12:56,933 --> 00:12:59,400
Oh, flarg.
256
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:01,633
For Asgard!
257
00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:02,733
[grunting]
258
00:13:02,767 --> 00:13:06,233
[yells, groans]
259
00:13:06,266 --> 00:13:09,333
If I could just get my hands
on whatever powers
that flargin' thing.
260
00:13:09,366 --> 00:13:10,400
[thud]
261
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,134
[yells, grunts]
262
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:17,867
[groaning]
Now, that hurt.
263
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,500
[yells, grunts]
264
00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:24,166
[groaning]
265
00:13:24,199 --> 00:13:26,833
[grunting]
266
00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:29,199
There's gotta be a way
inside this thing!
[grunts]
267
00:13:31,199 --> 00:13:33,900
I am Groooot!
268
00:13:33,933 --> 00:13:36,333
[grunting]
269
00:13:36,366 --> 00:13:39,366
[cries out]
270
00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:48,833
Oh, fine.
Maybe one more.
271
00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:51,900
[blow lands]
[grunts, groans]
272
00:13:51,933 --> 00:13:54,500
Huh?
[grunts]
273
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:57,166
Where ya been,
ya krutacker?
274
00:13:57,199 --> 00:14:01,199
[scoffs]
I needed my scepter
to stop the Destroyer,
275
00:14:01,233 --> 00:14:04,199
and I needed a distraction
to get my scepter.
276
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:06,867
My plan worked perfectly.
277
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,400
I am Groot!
278
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:11,366
Was that supposed to hurt?
279
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,700
[yells]
Insolent twig!
280
00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:18,700
[Gamora]
You know, I'm starting to think
you really are a Darkhawk.
281
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,633
If anyone here is a Darkhawk,
it's you!
282
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:25,867
You probably kicked
the wrong me into
the Continuum Cortex on purpose!
283
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:29,067
Then that would mean
that you're a Darkhawk too!
284
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,199
Oh, ye--
Oh, yeah. Right.
285
00:14:31,233 --> 00:14:34,166
But that's just what a Darkhawk
would want me to think!
286
00:14:34,199 --> 00:14:36,633
Ugh!
287
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:40,466
How can such a large sword
be so hard to find?
288
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,700
I warn you, Loki,
touch nothing!
[object clangs on ground]
289
00:14:45,266 --> 00:14:48,166
[clattering]
I am Groot?
290
00:14:48,199 --> 00:14:50,199
Not now, bud.
291
00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:52,533
I am Groot?!
292
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,633
I said, "Not now"!
293
00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:58,067
Lo! I have found it!
294
00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,134
I am Groot! I am Groot!
295
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,000
You, rodent,
296
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:05,134
what is your pet shrub
prattling on about?
297
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:07,967
Beats me.
I can't understand
a word of it.
298
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000
Probably got something
to do with this!
299
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:18,366
I figure between
the Destroyer's power core
and my own Darkhawk tech,
300
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:22,700
I oughta be able to blow up
all of Asgard.
[beeping]
301
00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:26,333
[gasps] I am Groot!
302
00:15:27,566 --> 00:15:30,000
[beeping]
[laughing]
I know, right?
303
00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:32,333
I was the killer robot
the whole time!
304
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,134
Is that hilarious, or what?
305
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,667
Deceiver!
306
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:38,533
I, Thor Odinson,
challenge you to battle!
307
00:15:38,566 --> 00:15:42,333
Mark me, impostor,
you shall pay
for your treachery!
308
00:15:42,366 --> 00:15:45,366
[beeping continues]
Eh, no.
309
00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:49,733
That was unexpected.
310
00:15:49,767 --> 00:15:51,566
I am Groot!
311
00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:57,667
Loki!
312
00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:02,199
[groans]
That was more expected.
313
00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:07,466
Come on, guys. Guys!
314
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:12,466
Drax, hold the impostor down
while I beat the disguise
off of him.
315
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,667
Do not struggle, Darkhawk.
It will only make this
more painful.
316
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,566
[Darkhawk Rocket]
So long, suckers!
317
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,299
I am Groot!
318
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,299
Okay, what did
we just see?
319
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,166
Rocket is a Darkhawk,
with a bomb
320
00:16:26,199 --> 00:16:28,333
that could destroy
all of Asgard!
321
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:30,867
That little krutacker!
322
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:34,000
His betrayal makes me
very angry as well.
323
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,299
Which proves
we're not Darkhawks.
324
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:39,233
Then I am Drax!
I am so relieved!
325
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:43,266
Well, great. Now can we
stop the real Darkhawk
from blowing up Asgard?
326
00:16:46,199 --> 00:16:48,000
[beeping continues]
327
00:16:49,566 --> 00:16:51,333
This way!
328
00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:03,400
[stammering]
I am Groot.
329
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:05,299
There he goes!
330
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,199
Found him!
331
00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:10,134
Then I shall
pummel him.
332
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,333
No, you can't pummel him.
333
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:13,867
Rocket's the bomb!
Aah!
334
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,466
Oh, come on.
He's not that great.
335
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,266
I am Groot!
336
00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:22,566
I am Groooot!
337
00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:26,833
[sighs]
I once carried the valiant
338
00:17:26,867 --> 00:17:28,833
to their eternal reward
in Valhalla.
339
00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:32,400
Now I spend all day
staring at an empty hallway.
340
00:17:32,433 --> 00:17:35,299
I stood watch
over all the Cosmos.
341
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:37,333
Point taken.
342
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:40,034
I am Groot!
A Darkhawk?
343
00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:43,199
[Quill] Rocket's a Darkhawk,
and he's gonna blow up the city!
Gotta run!
344
00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:44,867
After them!
345
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,333
[clanging]
346
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:50,466
Get off of me, ya weed!
347
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,733
I am Groot!
[grunts]
348
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,967
Hey! What are ya doin'?
349
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,366
That was my arm,
ya little krutacker!
350
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,134
No! No! No, no, no!
351
00:18:05,199 --> 00:18:07,366
Quit messin'
with my circuits!
352
00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:12,566
I... am...
353
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,000
Groooot!
354
00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:17,134
[yells]
355
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,933
[crash]
356
00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:25,067
By my beard!
357
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:31,333
[groans]
I am Groot?
358
00:18:31,366 --> 00:18:33,867
[groaning]
359
00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:41,299
By Odin's beard,
the small one
has defeated the impostor!
360
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,533
All hail
the mighty Groot!
361
00:18:43,566 --> 00:18:45,134
[Thor, Heimdall, Valkyrie]
Huzzah!
[Drax] Yay!
362
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,533
[bomb beeping]
363
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:50,833
I am Groot. I am Groot!
364
00:18:50,867 --> 00:18:54,034
[beeping continues]
365
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:56,166
Guys, the bomb
is still ticking!
366
00:18:56,199 --> 00:18:59,366
Fear not.
I shall destroy it.
367
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:03,299
Nay, Father!
The Darkhawk said it would
destroy all of Asgard!
368
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:06,500
We have to defuse the bomb.
Where's Rocket?
369
00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:08,667
Oh, right. That's--
That's actually why we're here.
370
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,400
Is anybody here
good with explosives?
371
00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:13,700
I am Groot. I-I...
372
00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:15,900
[beeping continues]
373
00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:18,266
I am Groot!
374
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,533
[beeping stops]
375
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:35,833
And Loki heroically
saves the day yet again.
376
00:19:35,867 --> 00:19:38,366
Instead of running around
like a fool,
377
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:43,034
I located the Darkhawk's
likely target--
our dear father.
378
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:46,400
And, of course,
I can still deactivate
the Destroyer's power core,
379
00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:49,633
even when it's not
in the Destroyer.
380
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:52,833
And now, Father,
I humbly accept your--
381
00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:55,000
Forgive me, Father.
382
00:19:55,034 --> 00:19:59,700
In disobeying your orders,
I brought a deadly enemy
within the walls of Asgard.
383
00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:03,100
I should never have
questioned your wisdom.
384
00:20:04,733 --> 00:20:07,233
It's true,
you disobeyed my orders,
385
00:20:07,266 --> 00:20:10,233
but you did so
to save innocent lives.
386
00:20:10,266 --> 00:20:13,867
Your noble instincts
do you credit, my son.
387
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:17,000
And they have reminded me
that Asgard has a responsibility
388
00:20:17,034 --> 00:20:20,466
to guide and protect
the lesser realms.
389
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,199
I approve of your plan.
390
00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:24,700
Are you joking?
391
00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:28,333
He brought a Darkhawk
to your very doorstep!
392
00:20:28,366 --> 00:20:32,000
[Odin]
He also brought the Guardians,
who saved my life
393
00:20:32,034 --> 00:20:34,000
and my realm.
394
00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:36,900
With my
rather significant help!
395
00:20:36,933 --> 00:20:39,867
Do not push your luck, son.
396
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:42,233
I see now that Asgard
cannot stand idle
397
00:20:42,266 --> 00:20:44,833
while the Serpent
plots our destruction.
398
00:20:44,867 --> 00:20:47,166
I will allow
the Guardians of the Galaxy
399
00:20:47,199 --> 00:20:49,867
to venture into
the Darkhawk realm.
400
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:53,233
Uh, that's good, 'cause we're
gonna go there and rescue
the real Rocket anyway.
401
00:20:53,266 --> 00:20:54,466
[grunts]
What?
402
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,700
Hey, if this baby
could destroy all of Asgard,
403
00:20:57,733 --> 00:21:00,333
I bet it would do a real number
on Darkhawk headquarters.
404
00:21:00,366 --> 00:21:03,233
So, we sneak into
evil-robot land,
405
00:21:03,266 --> 00:21:05,533
rescue the real versions
of everyone they've replaced,
406
00:21:05,566 --> 00:21:08,000
set the bomb,
and run like flarg.
407
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:11,233
Simple.
Simple, but not easy.
408
00:21:12,366 --> 00:21:14,333
Whether you succeed
or not,
409
00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:17,299
Asgard shall
prepare for war.
410
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:21,833
Are you certain
your team is ready
for the task before you?
411
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:26,266
We are Groot!
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