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I never kiss and tell.
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Yeah, right.
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All right.
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My ball.
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7-ball, corner pocket.
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All right.
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What about Ann Weisler?
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What about her?
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Couldn't keep that a secret.
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You're the only person
I told about that.
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What happened that night
will die with me.
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I love the Ann Weisler story.
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Making love on the beach
in Del Mar,
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getting tangled up in the kelp.
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Kelp is sexy.
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Okay, like I said,
I didn't tell anybody.
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Pindar's not anybody.
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What about you and Hanna?
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Okay --
nothing happened
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with me and Hanna, okay?
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Your husband said,
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"You knew who I was
when you married me,"
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after you confronted him
about cheating on you.
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You see,
that's an admission of guilt
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and will trigger the infidelity
clause against him.
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I don't want things
to get nasty.
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Oh, well, let's hope
they don't come to that.
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You can catch more flies
with honey.
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Ready?
Oh. Mulligan.
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-You got it, buddy.
-Thanks, buddy.
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Karp's coming!
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By the way,
did I tell you --
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I actually breed
Portuguese honeybees.
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Why don't we step
into my office?
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Mm.
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Surprise!
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Happy Birthday!
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You do not look 50.
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There, I've said it.
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That's because I'm not
anywhere near 50.
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Birthday? I thought
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-that was in September.
It is.
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Well, it wouldn't have
been a surprise then.
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-What's this?
-This is from us.
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And the firm chipped in
for all of it.
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-Stanton.
-So...
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-Ah.
- Thanks, Stanton.
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And who is this?
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Oh, this is Maya Paxton.
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She's what we call a "client."
We're handling her divorce.
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You know, you'd think
with my name above the door,
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somebody would put a beverage
in my hand.
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Ah. Derek.
How's your wife?
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Come on.
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Maya Paxton.
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Yeah.
Wife of Rick Paxton.
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-Guy who climbed Everest alone?
-Oh.
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Ballooned solo
around the globe.
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Swam the English channel --
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guy is a walking
cologne commercial.
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Paxton also owns a significant
video-game company.
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For now.
We'll take care of that.
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Um, I don't know how many of you
will have jobs tomorrow,
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but you should probably
get back to them.
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Damien, loosen up!
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It's almost your birthday!
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Hey.
Here's the thing.
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Let me give you
a little tip here.
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Girls like a guy
who know how to have fun.
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-Lots of fun.
-Oh.
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See, I want this to be a good
horse race between you and me.
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But right now,
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I'm just pulling ahead.
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I'm way out there.
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Oh. Yeah.
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That's a very cool guitar.
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Do you mind if I...
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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Need a pick?
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Sure, I'll use
your plectrum.
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"Plectrum."
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That's beautiful.
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That is beautiful.
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-Absolutely.
-Did you write that?
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Needs a tuning.
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Thank you, Jared.
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I'm gonna get back to my desk.
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You should tune --
you should tune it.
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-You should tune it.
-You should tune it.
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Franklin & Bash 1x04
Bro-Bono
Original Air Date on June 22, 2011
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♪ Ooh, what a mixture ♪
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♪ such a vivid picture ♪
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♪ ooh, what a mixture ♪
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♪ if I must say so myself ♪
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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All right, let's do this!
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All right, boys.
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You might want to back up
for this one.
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I don't feel so good.
I don't want to do this.
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Get somebody short, please.
I'm gonna be sick.
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Pindy,
if you puke near me again,
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I swear to God,
I will take off your head.
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Just do it!
Just do it, then!
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Oh! Awesome!
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All right. Pay up.
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Ohh. Uh, listen, if this
private-investigator thing
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doesn't work out,
there's always special forces.
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Thank you.
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I get a cut of that.
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Let me ask you --
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if you were a chick,
would you go for me or Karp?
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-Karp.
-What?
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What? He's got the
Porsche, the Wilshire condo,
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the Soho house membership.
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Okay,
you are one vapid chick.
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You know what?
I don't even want to date you.
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Well, it's a moot point,
'cause I'd be boning Karp.
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I want to see
other people.
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Go ahead.
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Oh!
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Is that...
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Everybody's all-American!
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Danny Dubois!
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Double D! Yeah!
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How great is this place,
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after 10 years
you can still cruise it
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and know something's
happening here?
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Yeah, that is great.
We should move.
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Well, Double D heard that.
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You did the thing
with the face!
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Let's move in together!
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We should!
That wouldn't be awkward at all!
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Last we heard,
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you were some hedge-fund guy
in Connecticut.
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Yeah. Just out here
visiting family.
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Sure you don't want a drink?
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No, thanks.
I do need a lawyer, though.
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Last week, I got caught up
in a little brawl.
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-Like a brouhaha?
- I don't know.
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I was at a strip club,
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and there were beer, fists,
and teeth flying.
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-Ah, a donnybrook.
-Ah.
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Oh. Sweet.
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So I thought I'd throw
a little business your way,
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and since Bash here
is tapping the D.A...
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We broke up.
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That sucks.
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Yeah, also, we're
with Infeld/Daniels now.
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We don't really do donnybrooks.
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So give us a call when you start
embezzling pension funds.
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Nad!
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Still a wise-ass!
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Don't call me "Nad."
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Danny's a tool.
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He was a tool back then,
he's a tool now.
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Is this about
the shower thing?
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Oh, come on.
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That was 15 years ago!
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Yeah.
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Fine. You know what?
We'll do it.
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Any excuse for you
to see your ex.
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Danny was at home
when his buddy Mike Cromwell
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called from the club.
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Some guys were messing
with Mike and he needed backup,
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so he called Danny.
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So why call the cops?
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Danny ends up
getting his ass kicked
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while Mike hid behind the bar.
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Guess who gets charged
with the assault.
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-Your client.
-Exactly.
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Look at the report.
Everyone was throwing punches.
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Including your client.
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Sitting this one out, Jared?
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Just the meetings
involving you.
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Look, he's got no record,
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and there's no way to tell
who started the fight.
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I'm reading.
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Stop biting your lip.
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Stop looking at me.
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She knows
that's a strong move.
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Oh, sometime today.
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Okay. Talk.
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All right.
The club manager
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has no interest
in pursuing this case.
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It's not my case.
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It's been assigned to
Ellen Swatello.
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No!
She hates us.
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She hates everybody.
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I'll talk to her,
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see if I can get her
to reduce the charges.
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Thank you.
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You're just being cruel.
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Stop.
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What?
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Okay. Let's begin.
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Even though this is
an arbitration
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and the evidentiary rules
are relaxed,
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the rule of law still applies.
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All right, all right.
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Can we just do this, please?
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Sure.
How about ladies first?
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My client, Maya Paxton,
is seeking a divorce
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for loss of consortium.
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Mr. Paxton lost interest
in his wife.
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They haven't had sex
in eight months,
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which suggests that he reverted
to his old ways.
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We're gonna show
that Rick Paxton
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violated the infidelity clause
in the prenup.
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That's not true.
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Interesting theory.
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I don't suppose
you have any proof?
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Aside from the fact he's obviously
grown tired of sleeping --
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Glenna!
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He's right. Unless
you want to get sanctioned,
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I wouldn't finish that sentence.
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We're working
on the proof.
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We'll find it.
Trust me.
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When someone cheats,
I find out eventually.
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Because of Mr. Paxton's
sexual history,
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dual infidelity clauses were instituted,
punishing both parties.
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I'm aware of that.
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Well, it's hard for my
client to have sex with his wife
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if she's always in Florida
doing her home-shopping show.
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I-it's even harder
to have sex
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when her husband's crossing
the Atlantic in a balloon.
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Assuming he didn't have
his girlfriend in the balloon.
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Whoa.
Whoa, now, hold on.
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Now, it's one thing to say
that I cheated on Maya,
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it's another to say that
I cheated on my solo flight.
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Wow, so glad to see
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you have your priorities
in order, Rick.
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I mean, God forbid you'd cheat
on a balloon.
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Your honor,
I believe the prosecution --
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who, by the way,
looks radiant today --
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has a motion to reduce
the charges?
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I'm aware Mr. Bash spoke
to my happily engaged colleague,
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Janie Ross.
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Ohh. She went
for your knees there, bro.
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Unsportsmanlike conduct,
your honor.
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It does seem a bit personal.
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No kidding.
Thank you. Your honor.
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But new evidence
has come to light
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that requires a new charge
be added --
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driving under the influence.
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D.U.I.?
Come on, this was a little...
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A donnybrook.
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Which your client
drove to drunk.
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We have security-camera footage
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of the defendant
driving recklessly
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across a golf course
and up to the strip club.
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I drove up in a golf cart.
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And when
the police arrived,
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they took everyone's
blood alcohol,
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and Mr. Dubois' was above
the legal limit.
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Did you charge everyone
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who drove to the club
with d.U.I.?
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Just the ones who punched
the arresting officer.
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He wasn't wearing a uniform.
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I didn't mean to punch him.
261
00:08:47,631 --> 00:08:48,864
I didn't mean to punch you.
262
00:08:48,899 --> 00:08:50,232
It would have been helpful
263
00:08:50,267 --> 00:08:52,067
if you mentioned that detail
to us, Double D.
264
00:08:52,102 --> 00:08:53,636
Assault charges gone.
265
00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:55,505
Drunk-driving charges added.
266
00:08:55,539 --> 00:08:59,209
Wow, I didn't see that coming.
Did you, Mr. Bash?
267
00:09:07,604 --> 00:09:08,899
What kind of stunt was that?
268
00:09:09,038 --> 00:09:11,206
Look who's whining
about stunts.
269
00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:12,607
See you guys at trial.
270
00:09:12,642 --> 00:09:14,643
What is her problem?
271
00:09:14,677 --> 00:09:17,279
What is your problem?!
272
00:09:17,313 --> 00:09:18,847
Oh. Ohh. Really?
273
00:09:18,881 --> 00:09:20,081
-You asked.
-I didn't ask anything.
274
00:09:20,116 --> 00:09:21,149
You asked the question.
275
00:09:21,183 --> 00:09:22,417
-Hi.
-Hi.
276
00:09:22,451 --> 00:09:24,052
I've been here eight years,
277
00:09:24,086 --> 00:09:25,420
and I still have to deal
with imbeciles like you two,
278
00:09:25,455 --> 00:09:26,788
while your sainted
suck-up Janie,
279
00:09:26,823 --> 00:09:28,523
who's been here
half as long as me,
280
00:09:28,557 --> 00:09:29,858
gets bumped up to Major Crimes.
281
00:09:29,892 --> 00:09:32,427
Yeah, okay.
Have a nice day.
282
00:09:33,832 --> 00:09:36,126
Why can't I find a woman
like that?
283
00:09:36,127 --> 00:09:37,595
What's going on?
284
00:09:37,596 --> 00:09:38,391
If the cop's so pissed,
285
00:09:38,393 --> 00:09:39,694
why don't they just stick
with the assault?
286
00:09:39,728 --> 00:09:41,329
'Cause if they just
charged you
287
00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:42,764
and not everyone
who threw a punch,
288
00:09:42,798 --> 00:09:43,964
we'd argue selective
prosecution.
289
00:09:43,999 --> 00:09:45,366
Now they can go after just you.
290
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,900
Yeah, they're gonna ask
for jail time,
291
00:09:46,935 --> 00:09:48,702
and if you're convicted,
they'll get it.
292
00:09:48,736 --> 00:09:50,970
Guys, I had two beers.
I wasn't drunk.
293
00:09:51,005 --> 00:09:52,438
Again, where were you
294
00:09:52,473 --> 00:09:53,839
when you got the call
to go to the club?
295
00:09:53,874 --> 00:09:55,174
I was kicking it at home.
296
00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:56,508
Okay, when you say
"Kicking it" --
297
00:09:56,542 --> 00:09:58,777
feel free to join us
in this decade --
298
00:09:58,811 --> 00:10:00,145
where would that be?
299
00:10:01,747 --> 00:10:03,981
That's not a tough
question. Where were you?
300
00:10:04,016 --> 00:10:06,517
I live with my grandmother.
301
00:10:06,552 --> 00:10:09,587
I got in the game
just as the economy tanked,
302
00:10:09,621 --> 00:10:12,123
so I was the last hired
and the first fired.
303
00:10:12,158 --> 00:10:15,528
Couldn't keep the condo,
so I came here.
304
00:10:15,562 --> 00:10:18,264
Are you gonna be able
to pay us?
305
00:10:18,299 --> 00:10:21,936
I was kind of hoping
you had a pro bono policy.
306
00:10:21,970 --> 00:10:23,604
"Bro Bono."
307
00:10:23,639 --> 00:10:24,572
Hey, Nana.
308
00:10:24,607 --> 00:10:26,341
Hey, Danny, come on!
309
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,076
We got to get to the market.
310
00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:30,311
We miss free samples
after 5:00.
311
00:10:30,346 --> 00:10:35,117
If I get a D.U.I.,
do I lose my license?
312
00:10:35,151 --> 00:10:37,319
Yeah, probably.
For a while.
313
00:10:37,353 --> 00:10:39,955
I drive my grandmother
and her friends
314
00:10:39,989 --> 00:10:41,223
to the doctor and errands.
315
00:10:41,257 --> 00:10:43,358
I thought it'd be
a pain in the ass,
316
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:44,793
but turns out
they keep me young.
317
00:10:44,828 --> 00:10:45,928
Danny! Come on!
318
00:10:45,962 --> 00:10:46,996
All right, all right.
319
00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:49,565
For God's sake, come on.
320
00:10:51,034 --> 00:10:52,401
Admit it!
321
00:10:52,435 --> 00:10:54,203
You're happy that Danny's fallen
on rough times.
322
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,038
He was a dick to you
in high school.
323
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,706
That's not true, Peter,
324
00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,475
because there,
but for the grace of God, go I.
325
00:10:59,509 --> 00:11:00,943
If I were a douche.
326
00:11:00,978 --> 00:11:03,579
Hey.
What happened?
327
00:11:04,782 --> 00:11:06,049
Your colleagues only succeeded
328
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,617
in getting Rick
and his lawyer angry.
329
00:11:07,651 --> 00:11:09,585
And what a raging bitch.
330
00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,954
Well, Hanna and Karp know that
your husband's a public figure
331
00:11:11,989 --> 00:11:13,589
and he wants to keep
the divorce quiet.
332
00:11:13,624 --> 00:11:15,358
But the threat
of blowing up the arbitration
333
00:11:15,392 --> 00:11:17,794
and taking this to a public
trial is sound legal advice.
334
00:11:17,828 --> 00:11:19,663
It just lacks
human compassion
335
00:11:19,697 --> 00:11:21,998
and puts more money
into our firm and theirs.
336
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,635
I appreciate the honesty.
337
00:11:25,669 --> 00:11:28,137
Could use a little bit of that
in my life.
338
00:11:28,172 --> 00:11:29,272
Thank you.
339
00:11:29,306 --> 00:11:30,907
Anytime!
340
00:11:30,942 --> 00:11:32,642
We're open three days a week.
341
00:11:32,676 --> 00:11:34,944
You really are determined
to get us fired, aren't you?
342
00:11:34,978 --> 00:11:36,346
Carmen talked
to a stripper
343
00:11:36,380 --> 00:11:37,747
who saw Danny break up
the fight.
344
00:11:37,782 --> 00:11:39,116
Why not put her on the stand?
345
00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:41,018
Thought about it,
but jurors don't like strippers.
346
00:11:41,052 --> 00:11:42,586
You know who
they do love? Old people.
347
00:11:42,621 --> 00:11:45,056
Gonna talk to Danny's
grandmother and her friends,
348
00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:47,025
see if any of them noticed that
Danny was sober when he left.
349
00:11:47,059 --> 00:11:48,593
I love old people.
350
00:11:48,628 --> 00:11:50,896
I tried to live in
a retirement home once.
351
00:11:50,930 --> 00:11:53,832
They're clean, there's no
stigma to being housebound,
352
00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:55,200
and the food is delicious.
353
00:11:55,235 --> 00:11:56,568
Let me handle this.
354
00:11:56,602 --> 00:11:58,370
You got it, pal.
Just keep your eye on the ball.
355
00:11:58,404 --> 00:12:01,106
I got a call
from Maya Paxton.
356
00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:03,810
She was very impressed
with your candor this afternoon.
357
00:12:03,844 --> 00:12:06,512
Me? Not so much.
Hi, Pindar.
358
00:12:06,547 --> 00:12:08,013
Hello, sir.
359
00:12:08,048 --> 00:12:09,014
You upset?
360
00:12:09,049 --> 00:12:10,549
Well, we're not
361
00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:11,884
the poverty law center, Jared.
362
00:12:11,918 --> 00:12:14,653
We're actually in this
to make a profit.
363
00:12:14,687 --> 00:12:16,855
However, Maya liked you so much,
364
00:12:16,889 --> 00:12:19,924
she wants you
on the Paxton arbitration.
365
00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:21,725
With Hanna?
366
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,260
Well, I-I need him
on the assault case.
367
00:12:23,294 --> 00:12:24,995
Damien can fill you in
with the details.
368
00:12:25,029 --> 00:12:26,996
Or Hanna.
Probably Hanna.
369
00:12:27,031 --> 00:12:28,397
Yeah.
370
00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:33,369
Uh, is there something
I should know about those two?
371
00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:35,504
-No.
-Really?
372
00:12:35,539 --> 00:12:36,572
No.
373
00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:38,240
There's been some talk.
374
00:12:38,275 --> 00:12:42,110
I-I don't listen
to...that...kind of stuff.
375
00:12:42,145 --> 00:12:44,279
Really? Hmm.
376
00:12:44,313 --> 00:12:46,548
All right. Hmm.
377
00:12:51,922 --> 00:12:54,023
We all together?
378
00:12:58,962 --> 00:13:00,897
I am, of course,
Pindar Singh.
379
00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:02,598
I wish I could be there
with you today,
380
00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:04,133
but I am unfortunately
stuck in London.
381
00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:05,702
That's bullshit.
382
00:13:05,736 --> 00:13:07,838
-Get out of here!
-Bullshit!
383
00:13:09,107 --> 00:13:12,542
I want to thank you
all for coming today.
384
00:13:12,577 --> 00:13:14,778
Whatever we can do
to help my grandson.
385
00:13:14,812 --> 00:13:17,080
Okay. You live at
the Palms. Stellar facility.
386
00:13:17,114 --> 00:13:20,950
Not as nice as Coldwater Creek,
but a much nicer piano.
387
00:13:20,984 --> 00:13:23,619
I hate the parrot
in the lobby. Nasty bird.
388
00:13:23,653 --> 00:13:25,153
I'm sorry.
Who said that?
389
00:13:25,188 --> 00:13:27,522
-Me. I hate birds.
-Me too.
390
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,657
Did you know that birds
carry more germs than rodents?
391
00:13:29,692 --> 00:13:31,860
I used to shoot 'em
out of my bedroom window
392
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,896
till the home took away
my second amendment rights.
393
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:36,932
Perhaps we can kill
birds together someday, miss...
394
00:13:36,966 --> 00:13:39,935
-Nanette.
-...Nanette.
395
00:13:39,969 --> 00:13:43,939
Uh, how much did Danny
have to drink that night?
396
00:13:43,973 --> 00:13:46,208
We were at my place
watching "Ice Road Truckers,"
397
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,709
and Danny dropped by
after his run.
398
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,911
We tend to congregate
in my room.
399
00:13:49,946 --> 00:13:51,213
Best TV in the village.
400
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:54,617
Nanette is talking!
401
00:13:54,651 --> 00:13:56,819
Thank you.
402
00:13:56,854 --> 00:13:58,187
Hi.
403
00:13:58,222 --> 00:14:00,123
Hi.
404
00:14:00,157 --> 00:14:03,193
Um, how much
did Danny have to drink?
405
00:14:03,227 --> 00:14:04,894
He was on his second beer
406
00:14:04,929 --> 00:14:06,930
when the phone call came
from his friend.
407
00:14:06,964 --> 00:14:09,465
Is there any way
to back up your recollection
408
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,234
that Danny only had two beers?
409
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,970
Well, I still have
four beers from that six-pack
410
00:14:14,004 --> 00:14:15,405
in my fridge.
411
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:16,739
Would that help?
412
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,574
Doesn't hurt...
413
00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,009
Nanette.
414
00:14:20,044 --> 00:14:22,078
Pindar.
415
00:14:27,218 --> 00:14:28,986
The plans for my dream house
416
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:30,821
were drawn up
before I even met Maya.
417
00:14:30,855 --> 00:14:33,290
I mean, if there's any dream
involved here, it's mine.
418
00:14:33,324 --> 00:14:34,658
Rick can have it.
419
00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:35,959
Ain't no thing.
420
00:14:35,994 --> 00:14:37,528
I don't want it.
421
00:14:37,562 --> 00:14:40,164
Maya,
we didn't agree to this.
422
00:14:40,198 --> 00:14:43,133
Jared and I discussed it
on the way over,
423
00:14:43,168 --> 00:14:44,835
and the house is a disaster.
424
00:14:44,870 --> 00:14:46,337
Well, fine.
425
00:14:46,371 --> 00:14:48,940
Uh, then Maya can have the --
the cabin in Aspen.
426
00:14:48,974 --> 00:14:50,508
I mean, she's the skier
in the family --
427
00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:52,710
or was the skier.
428
00:14:52,745 --> 00:14:54,012
Mm.
429
00:14:54,046 --> 00:14:55,414
How did you let this happen?
430
00:14:55,448 --> 00:14:56,982
-Me?
-Yeah, you.
431
00:14:57,017 --> 00:14:58,784
Let's keep moving.
We can be done in an hour.
432
00:14:58,818 --> 00:15:00,753
Great.
I'll make a tee time for 2:00.
433
00:15:00,787 --> 00:15:02,021
Hey, wait a minute!
434
00:15:02,056 --> 00:15:03,623
Yes. Everybody just needs
to stop being so...
435
00:15:03,657 --> 00:15:04,857
Decent?
436
00:15:04,892 --> 00:15:06,459
This is a complicated case.
437
00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:08,862
There are
irreconcilable differences.
438
00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:10,864
Like the fact that Mr. Paxton
439
00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:12,198
is cheating on his wife.
440
00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:13,466
Oh, absent proof.
441
00:15:13,501 --> 00:15:14,967
I don't see how you think...
442
00:15:17,437 --> 00:15:19,070
We got phone records, e-mails,
443
00:15:19,105 --> 00:15:22,006
and...those pictures
are pretty clear evidence
444
00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:23,208
of a relationship.
445
00:15:27,613 --> 00:15:29,581
Your client's
little transgression
446
00:15:29,615 --> 00:15:30,749
just triggered item five...
447
00:15:30,783 --> 00:15:32,751
to the tune of $60 million.
448
00:15:32,785 --> 00:15:34,853
Fine.
449
00:15:34,887 --> 00:15:36,755
I raise you...
450
00:15:36,789 --> 00:15:39,624
another $60 million.
451
00:15:39,659 --> 00:15:41,359
Whoa.
452
00:15:43,362 --> 00:15:46,364
Wait a minute.
453
00:15:46,398 --> 00:15:50,668
Both sleeping
with the same mistress?
454
00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:53,704
How very green of you.
455
00:15:56,341 --> 00:15:57,474
Put them together, it's funner.
456
00:15:57,509 --> 00:15:59,009
-Wow.
-Yeah.
457
00:16:00,298 --> 00:16:01,377
Why didn't you tell us?
458
00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,679
It's not what it looks like.
459
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,639
Question for the scary lady.
460
00:16:06,991 --> 00:16:08,292
That one.
461
00:16:08,326 --> 00:16:09,693
Why are we seeing this crap now?
462
00:16:09,727 --> 00:16:11,327
Why are we just seeing yours?
463
00:16:11,362 --> 00:16:12,863
We just learned about it.
464
00:16:12,897 --> 00:16:14,097
Oh, please.
465
00:16:14,131 --> 00:16:16,399
And if you hadn't spent
so much time
466
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,068
trolling the sludge
to get your client
467
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,003
a payoff she doesn't deserve,
we wouldn't have been forced
468
00:16:20,037 --> 00:16:21,805
to counter your
unsubstantiated story with ours.
469
00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:23,106
It's a draw, people.
470
00:16:23,140 --> 00:16:24,307
Let's go home.
471
00:16:24,342 --> 00:16:26,776
It was a kiss goodbye.
472
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,144
I didn't cheat.
473
00:16:28,179 --> 00:16:29,579
I know.
474
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:31,281
We're the last of
a dying breed, Maya.
475
00:16:31,315 --> 00:16:33,450
You dumped me.
Why am i the one who cheated?
476
00:16:33,484 --> 00:16:34,985
Okay. Hanna and I
didn't have sex.
477
00:16:35,019 --> 00:16:36,119
Let's put that to bed.
478
00:16:36,154 --> 00:16:38,388
Okay, since both clients
479
00:16:38,422 --> 00:16:39,889
violated the infidelity clause,
480
00:16:39,924 --> 00:16:41,658
your client isn't entitled
to $60 million.
481
00:16:41,692 --> 00:16:42,626
Well, fine.
482
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:45,028
M-maybe I did cheat.
483
00:16:45,062 --> 00:16:47,296
But that doesn't mean
I don't love you.
484
00:16:48,999 --> 00:16:50,867
Maya.
485
00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:53,270
That sounded an awful lot
like an admission of an affair.
486
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,539
-Uh, he said "maybe."
-What were you thinking?
487
00:16:55,574 --> 00:16:57,241
-I can't believe you.
-Carmen?
488
00:16:57,276 --> 00:16:59,344
You want me to find out
who's cheating on who.
489
00:16:59,378 --> 00:17:00,778
Okay, you couldn't
possibly have known
490
00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:01,880
I was gonna ask you that.
491
00:17:01,914 --> 00:17:03,581
I'll take care of it.
492
00:17:09,589 --> 00:17:10,857
Where'd everybody go?
493
00:17:10,891 --> 00:17:13,226
You'll be great.
Don't be nervous.
494
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,161
I'll be fine!
495
00:17:15,196 --> 00:17:16,863
You've walked me
through my testimony
496
00:17:16,897 --> 00:17:18,198
seven times.
497
00:17:18,232 --> 00:17:20,466
Leave me on for the trial.
498
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:25,271
Did you bring the remaining
four beers from the six-pack?
499
00:17:25,306 --> 00:17:26,640
They're right there
next to you.
500
00:17:26,674 --> 00:17:28,709
Oh.
501
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,310
Your honor, I'd ask
that these beers be marked
502
00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:32,011
-as defense exhibit "C."
-So marked.
503
00:17:32,046 --> 00:17:33,746
How do you know these are
the same beers, ma'am?
504
00:17:33,781 --> 00:17:35,314
I don't drink,
505
00:17:35,349 --> 00:17:36,916
but I always keep a six-pack
in the fridge for Danny.
506
00:17:36,950 --> 00:17:39,585
Oh, so sweet.
507
00:17:39,619 --> 00:17:41,019
Now, I assume the prosecution
508
00:17:41,054 --> 00:17:44,689
will attack your memory
based on...
509
00:17:44,723 --> 00:17:45,856
My age.
510
00:17:45,891 --> 00:17:46,991
You can say it.
511
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,859
I'm 74.
512
00:17:51,762 --> 00:17:53,630
"The Moon is Blue."
513
00:17:53,664 --> 00:17:56,467
William Holden
and David Niven.
514
00:17:56,501 --> 00:17:59,870
Written by F. Hugh Herbert,
directed by Otto Preminger,
515
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,705
in 1953.
516
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:04,108
Nanette has memorized
every movie
517
00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:05,276
for the past 60 years.
518
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:07,445
Miss Swatello...
519
00:18:07,479 --> 00:18:08,613
care to challenge her memory?
520
00:18:08,647 --> 00:18:10,148
Your honor?
521
00:18:10,182 --> 00:18:12,284
Uh, "Leprechaun"?
522
00:18:12,318 --> 00:18:14,420
Nice.
523
00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:17,122
Written and directed
by Mark Jones in 1993,
524
00:18:17,157 --> 00:18:19,158
starring Warwick Davis
525
00:18:19,192 --> 00:18:21,794
and...a young Jennifer Aniston.
526
00:18:21,829 --> 00:18:23,730
Yeah.
527
00:18:23,764 --> 00:18:25,032
It's a parlor trick.
528
00:18:25,066 --> 00:18:26,567
It doesn't show her ability
529
00:18:26,601 --> 00:18:28,903
to remember relevant details
in a given moment.
530
00:18:28,937 --> 00:18:30,504
Which is why I brought this!
531
00:18:30,539 --> 00:18:32,173
Your honor,
with the court's permission,
532
00:18:32,207 --> 00:18:34,441
I'd like to blindfold Nanette
to prove her recall.
533
00:18:34,475 --> 00:18:36,076
Granted.
534
00:18:46,186 --> 00:18:47,787
Nanette...
535
00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:50,723
The juror in the back row,
second from the right,
536
00:18:50,757 --> 00:18:52,190
what's she wearing?
537
00:18:52,225 --> 00:18:54,860
Tangerine top,
almost matches her hair.
538
00:18:56,730 --> 00:18:59,198
How about the D.A.,
Miss Swatello?
539
00:18:59,232 --> 00:19:01,600
Gray pants, gray jacket,
540
00:19:01,634 --> 00:19:04,169
even her shoes --
everything is gray.
541
00:19:04,203 --> 00:19:06,472
The mural
behind me -- what is it?
542
00:19:06,506 --> 00:19:08,674
Native Americans
greeting settlers
543
00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:10,042
at the Pacific Ocean.
544
00:19:10,076 --> 00:19:11,977
And what are they holding?
545
00:19:12,011 --> 00:19:13,245
Corn.
546
00:19:15,014 --> 00:19:18,249
Corn.
547
00:19:27,425 --> 00:19:28,992
Excuse me.
548
00:19:29,027 --> 00:19:30,961
-Hi.
- Can I help you?
549
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,696
I've got a house
I want to build.
550
00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,298
I hear you're good
at drawing them.
551
00:19:34,332 --> 00:19:36,434
I'd love to help you, but...
552
00:19:41,574 --> 00:19:44,176
A kiss goodbye
while waiting for my car.
553
00:19:44,211 --> 00:19:46,980
Frozen, it looks like
something else.
554
00:19:47,014 --> 00:19:49,316
Yeah.
Frozen -- well...It looks hot.
555
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:52,086
Maya and I met on the plans
556
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,988
when Rick was out of town.
557
00:19:54,022 --> 00:19:55,789
Seriously, it was nothing.
558
00:19:55,823 --> 00:19:58,959
And was this nothing, too?
559
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:08,235
Look,
I never slept with Rick.
560
00:20:08,269 --> 00:20:09,570
One time, we almost --
561
00:20:09,604 --> 00:20:11,639
You know, I could
subpoena you to tell us.
562
00:20:11,673 --> 00:20:15,310
And I could sit there
and keep my mouth shut.
563
00:20:16,646 --> 00:20:19,181
Or I could make stuff up about
Maya that you wouldn't like.
564
00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:24,654
Your memory is impressive,
565
00:20:24,688 --> 00:20:26,389
but I'd like to challenge you
one more time.
566
00:20:26,424 --> 00:20:29,893
Do you remember where you were
the night of May 6, 1998?
567
00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,495
Objection.
568
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,197
What does that have to do
with the events on August 2nd?
569
00:20:33,231 --> 00:20:34,965
It's the date
Nanette Norton
570
00:20:34,999 --> 00:20:36,400
was convicted of prostitution.
571
00:20:38,669 --> 00:20:40,503
Miss Norton
has never been --
572
00:20:40,537 --> 00:20:41,904
Miss Norton wasn't.
573
00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:43,640
But Nancy Blesoe was.
574
00:20:43,674 --> 00:20:46,509
Or was it Miranda Cain?
575
00:20:46,543 --> 00:20:49,011
You've had several aliases,
haven't you?
576
00:20:52,715 --> 00:20:53,782
Yes.
577
00:20:53,816 --> 00:20:55,084
Oh, my God!
578
00:20:55,118 --> 00:20:57,152
My Nanette's a whore!
579
00:20:58,287 --> 00:20:59,788
But I'm not lying about Danny!
580
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,924
He only drank two beers.
581
00:21:01,958 --> 00:21:03,426
Due respect,
582
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,161
but everything about you
is a lie.
583
00:21:05,195 --> 00:21:07,396
You've been convicted
of credit-card fraud,
584
00:21:07,431 --> 00:21:10,399
kiting checks, and three other
prostitution convictions.
585
00:21:10,433 --> 00:21:11,934
In fact,
586
00:21:11,968 --> 00:21:13,535
I'm starting to think
maybe today's not the first time
587
00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:15,237
you were asked to be
blindfolded.
588
00:21:15,271 --> 00:21:18,073
Was it?
589
00:21:20,377 --> 00:21:22,411
So, Allison was in love
with Rick Paxton,
590
00:21:22,446 --> 00:21:23,813
but not Maya?
591
00:21:23,848 --> 00:21:24,947
Well, that's one
for the home team.
592
00:21:24,982 --> 00:21:26,182
Well, not so fast.
593
00:21:26,216 --> 00:21:27,516
Maya was in love
with Rick Paxton,
594
00:21:27,551 --> 00:21:29,185
but Paxton wasn't in love
with her.
595
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:30,787
In fact,
they never even had sex.
596
00:21:30,821 --> 00:21:32,022
Well, they almost did
but didn't.
597
00:21:32,056 --> 00:21:33,357
She didn't say why.
598
00:21:33,391 --> 00:21:35,159
Wait --
when Maya confronted Rick
599
00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:36,894
about having the affair
with Allison,
600
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,329
he basically admitted to it,
601
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:40,231
and now she's saying
that they didn't consummate?
602
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:41,366
Why would Allison be lying?
603
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,534
Maybe she's not.
604
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,102
Do you think he is?
605
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:45,737
Paxton
is admitting to an affair
606
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,673
-so he can lose $11 million.
-He's a guy.
607
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,510
Guy's accused of cheating --
his first instinct is to lie.
608
00:21:50,544 --> 00:21:52,545
Rick's first instinct
is to admit it?
609
00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:54,647
Well,
maybe he was being honest
610
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:57,282
about what really happened
when they were together,
611
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,817
instead of...lying about it.
612
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,685
He's hiding something.
613
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,954
You getting a blip
on the gaydar?
614
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,923
The guy's a notorious
international womanizer.
615
00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:07,658
Hell, he markets himself
that way.
616
00:22:07,692 --> 00:22:09,359
Then...What?
617
00:22:09,393 --> 00:22:10,493
What do men lie about?
618
00:22:10,528 --> 00:22:12,028
-Money.
-Size.
619
00:22:12,062 --> 00:22:13,630
-Everything.
-Girth.
620
00:22:13,664 --> 00:22:15,366
Okay.
A little angry. All right?
621
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,667
You're in the right ballpark.
622
00:22:16,701 --> 00:22:17,868
As Rick Paxton will tell you,
623
00:22:17,902 --> 00:22:19,369
it's not the size
of the balloon,
624
00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:21,138
it's whether you can get it
off the ground.
625
00:22:21,172 --> 00:22:22,406
Spare us the analogies.
626
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,141
He couldn't get an erection.
627
00:22:24,175 --> 00:22:25,943
Okay,
so if he was willing
628
00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:28,045
to pay off the prenup to keep
his private business private,
629
00:22:28,079 --> 00:22:30,213
then how are we gonna get him
to admit to it?
630
00:22:34,051 --> 00:22:36,553
This is why you hire us.
631
00:22:48,466 --> 00:22:51,802
My sweet old lady
turned out to be a hooker.
632
00:22:51,836 --> 00:22:54,572
Who doesn't have one
of those in their lives?
633
00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:56,474
Makes me
want to play a song.
634
00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:57,942
That's unfortunate.
635
00:22:57,976 --> 00:22:59,276
All right.
You name the artist.
636
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,078
Okay. Cold War Kids.
637
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,480
Ah, something between
the Eagles or AC/DC.
638
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:03,681
But you choose --
just as long as it's...
639
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:04,949
The Eagles or AC/DC.
640
00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:06,216
That -- no --
I don't think so.
641
00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:08,185
Hey.
I need to talk to you.
642
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,353
No, me first.
643
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,988
Nanette imploded
on the stand today.
644
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:12,824
So we're stuck with the rising
blood alcohol defense.
645
00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:15,059
Well, maybe the relevant
time isn't when he drank
646
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:16,428
but whether the alcohol
was in his system
647
00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:18,030
when he got in the golf cart.
648
00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,932
Yeah, I like it,
but the jury needs something
649
00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:22,001
they can sink their teeth into,
not an anatomy lesson.
650
00:23:22,035 --> 00:23:23,303
Speaking of anatomy,
651
00:23:23,337 --> 00:23:24,771
I think I can win our case
with Maya
652
00:23:24,805 --> 00:23:26,373
if I can get some alone time
with Rick Paxton.
653
00:23:26,407 --> 00:23:28,275
To talk about what?
654
00:23:28,310 --> 00:23:30,478
Okay, you only get one joke about
this 'cause I got to move on it, all right?
655
00:23:30,512 --> 00:23:33,080
-Promise.
-His flaccid penis.
656
00:23:33,115 --> 00:23:36,784
You can't negotiate with the
opposing party without his lawyer present.
657
00:23:36,819 --> 00:23:38,753
I just want to invite him
to Margarita Monday at the cave.
658
00:23:38,787 --> 00:23:41,856
Where's it say it's against the law to
invite someone to a party?
659
00:23:41,890 --> 00:23:44,058
How about the California
attorney's code of professional conduct?
660
00:23:44,092 --> 00:23:45,526
See, I always thought of
that as more of a guideline.
661
00:23:45,561 --> 00:23:46,994
Seriously, that's it
on "flaccid penis"?
662
00:23:47,029 --> 00:23:48,529
Too easy.
663
00:23:48,563 --> 00:23:50,030
I was really hoping
for something there.
664
00:23:50,065 --> 00:23:52,266
Don't talk to
Rick Paxton! It's too risky!
665
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:56,903
Which makes
for a bigger reward!
666
00:24:06,747 --> 00:24:08,147
Oh.
667
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:13,719
Uh, you can't approach me
without my counsel.
668
00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:15,954
We're just riding together.
669
00:24:15,988 --> 00:24:17,555
I haven't said anything.
670
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:23,894
You know, your architect said
you didn't have sex with her.
671
00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:26,997
You say you did.
One of you is lying.
672
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:30,400
Well, so much
for just riding together.
673
00:24:30,435 --> 00:24:32,236
Do you want to tell me why,
674
00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:33,638
or should we take this to court?
675
00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:36,975
Well,
you won't be trying it,
676
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,610
because you will be disbarred.
677
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,245
Well, then
I'll take you down with me.
678
00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,980
I'm just kidding. But I will
take you down with me.
679
00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:45,250
Oh, so this is
blackmail, too?
680
00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:49,321
Unless you agree to come
to Margarita Monday at my place.
681
00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:52,390
8:00 -- bathing suits optional.
682
00:24:52,425 --> 00:24:53,658
You give me 10 minutes.
683
00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:55,794
You don't like
what I have to say,
684
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,863
all it costs you
is an epic party.
685
00:24:57,897 --> 00:25:00,031
After that, we can go back
to the arbitration,
686
00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:02,100
lawyers get rich,
and you can turn me in.
687
00:25:03,036 --> 00:25:04,870
10 minutes.
688
00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:06,638
Oh. It's your call.
689
00:25:12,883 --> 00:25:14,269
You crossed the line.
690
00:25:14,511 --> 00:25:15,778
We're Franklin and Bash.
691
00:25:15,812 --> 00:25:17,079
We crossed the line
10 exits back.
692
00:25:17,113 --> 00:25:18,848
This is
an ethics violation
693
00:25:18,882 --> 00:25:20,616
that could put us out
on our asses.
694
00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:22,418
I don't understand
how you can be so calm.
695
00:25:22,452 --> 00:25:24,053
Because I know
Paxton will come,
696
00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:25,354
and I know I'm right on this.
697
00:25:25,388 --> 00:25:26,755
Well, you better be, Jared.
698
00:25:26,790 --> 00:25:28,224
And you better be Peter.
699
00:25:28,258 --> 00:25:30,058
He's just stressed
about Danny's trial.
700
00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:31,993
Well, it's not his fault.
701
00:25:32,028 --> 00:25:33,695
He got a loser.
702
00:25:33,730 --> 00:25:36,064
Hey, what'd I do to you
to make you hate me so much?
703
00:25:36,098 --> 00:25:37,632
Because I don't even remember.
704
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:40,668
Kind of says it all
right there, doesn't it?
705
00:25:43,872 --> 00:25:45,006
Come in!
706
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,074
Hi.
707
00:25:47,109 --> 00:25:48,209
Carmen sent me.
708
00:25:48,243 --> 00:25:49,910
It's not a speakeasy.
709
00:25:49,945 --> 00:25:51,445
Come on in.
710
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,046
Oh.
711
00:25:56,851 --> 00:25:58,051
Oh.
712
00:25:59,654 --> 00:26:01,821
You got five minutes.
713
00:26:01,856 --> 00:26:03,990
Come on in.
714
00:26:04,025 --> 00:26:10,329
♪ First time I saw your face ♪
715
00:26:10,364 --> 00:26:14,900
♪ my heart skipped a beat ♪
716
00:26:16,703 --> 00:26:22,240
♪ something about you, baby ♪
717
00:26:22,275 --> 00:26:24,644
Well...
718
00:26:24,678 --> 00:26:26,178
Look who flew back from London.
719
00:26:26,213 --> 00:26:28,181
I didn't break any laws.
720
00:26:28,215 --> 00:26:29,349
You're so pretty.
721
00:26:29,383 --> 00:26:31,518
It's funny. I...
722
00:26:31,552 --> 00:26:33,654
I feel like I know you.
723
00:26:33,688 --> 00:26:38,593
But, actually, this is the first
time I've seen you face-to-face.
724
00:26:38,627 --> 00:26:41,396
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
the truth.
725
00:26:41,430 --> 00:26:44,231
I guess whatever you did
12 years ago is your business.
726
00:26:44,266 --> 00:26:48,168
12 years ago
is when I was last arrested.
727
00:26:48,203 --> 00:26:52,039
♪ Oh, baby ♪
728
00:26:52,073 --> 00:26:54,508
♪ baby ♪
729
00:26:54,542 --> 00:26:56,911
♪ baby ♪
730
00:26:56,945 --> 00:26:57,912
Oh.
731
00:26:57,946 --> 00:27:00,648
♪ Your love is killing me ♪
732
00:27:00,682 --> 00:27:02,651
So, is it always like this here?
733
00:27:02,685 --> 00:27:05,253
Ah, sorry.
It's a school night.
734
00:27:05,288 --> 00:27:07,757
You should see it
on the weekends.
735
00:27:07,791 --> 00:27:09,992
Ahh.
736
00:27:10,027 --> 00:27:11,260
Okay. Talk.
737
00:27:11,295 --> 00:27:14,531
I know why you didn't
have sex with Allison Cruze.
738
00:27:14,565 --> 00:27:16,800
What makes you think I didn't?
739
00:27:16,834 --> 00:27:20,303
Because the same thing happened
to me a couple weeks ago
740
00:27:20,338 --> 00:27:21,471
in this very house.
741
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:24,775
This girl came over --
smoking hot.
742
00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,543
Wait, wait, wait a minute.
743
00:27:26,577 --> 00:27:28,645
Not...Hanna Linden?
744
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,448
Well, she came over,
745
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:35,552
and it got a little crazy,
and when it was "go" time, I...
746
00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:38,722
couldn't storm the beach.
747
00:27:38,756 --> 00:27:39,922
- Ah.
-It's humiliating.
748
00:27:39,957 --> 00:27:41,958
It's every guy's
worst nightmare, right?
749
00:27:41,992 --> 00:27:45,729
Ahh.
750
00:27:45,763 --> 00:27:47,163
Advantage, Karp. Huh?
751
00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:50,600
Well, it is one thing
752
00:27:50,635 --> 00:27:52,069
for me to go soft --
753
00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:54,605
it's another thing
if it turns out you did.
754
00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:57,442
Stirred Magazine's
"Most virile man alive."
755
00:27:57,476 --> 00:28:00,178
That's not just bad for
your reputation, that's bad --
756
00:28:00,212 --> 00:28:01,512
Excuse me, boys.
757
00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:03,481
That's bad for your business.
758
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:06,284
I-I don't know
what you're talking about.
759
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:08,686
Come on. That's why
you wanted arbitration,
760
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,920
instead of a trial.
761
00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:11,422
You'd rather be guilty
of infidelity
762
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:12,823
and sweep it under the rug
763
00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:14,758
than let the world know
that you might be...
764
00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:16,093
Impotent.
765
00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:21,698
Look...
766
00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:26,437
...I think it was environmental.
767
00:28:26,471 --> 00:28:27,938
-It --
-No, no.
768
00:28:27,973 --> 00:28:30,808
See, we had black mold
in our new house.
769
00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:34,145
I saw online somewhere that --
that there's these -- these...
770
00:28:34,179 --> 00:28:35,246
Side effects.
771
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,647
Okay. Yeah.
772
00:28:36,682 --> 00:28:38,416
Well, mine was
environmental, too.
773
00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:40,351
'Cause, see,
we were all set to go,
774
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:41,920
and then an ABBA song came on,
775
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,922
-and that was it.
776
00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:47,192
Look, I read almost all
of your autobiography
777
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,659
a couple of times, okay?
778
00:28:48,694 --> 00:28:50,027
You're not a quitter.
779
00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:52,830
Okay, Maya's there.
780
00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:55,099
Go get her.
781
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:05,543
Another dive!
782
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,118
What is going on?
783
00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,120
"Cocoon" drinking game.
784
00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:17,589
Every time one of the retirees
in the movie
785
00:29:17,624 --> 00:29:21,127
takes a dive in the pool,
they take a shot.
786
00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:22,862
Wow.
787
00:29:22,896 --> 00:29:24,997
We going to jail?
788
00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:26,698
I don't think so.
789
00:29:26,733 --> 00:29:29,334
I think I may have gotten
through to Paxton.
790
00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:36,040
Those folks really like
Danny, huh?
791
00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:39,877
They're gonna be lost
without him if we lose this.
792
00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:42,379
Maybe I'll help you win it.
793
00:29:42,414 --> 00:29:44,147
Not for Danny, but for them.
794
00:29:44,182 --> 00:29:45,983
You know what?
795
00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:48,219
You can.
796
00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:50,655
I think you can, buddy.
797
00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:54,892
Ohh, no.
798
00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:59,540
Come on, let's go.
We're late.
799
00:29:59,575 --> 00:30:01,876
I'm coming. I'm coming.
800
00:30:01,910 --> 00:30:03,778
-Hey, got a sec?
-Uh, not really.
801
00:30:03,812 --> 00:30:05,947
-We're late for court. Okay.
-It'll only be a minute.
802
00:30:05,982 --> 00:30:08,617
Be over here...
Not listening.
803
00:30:08,651 --> 00:30:09,984
I want to talk to you
804
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:11,052
about the rumors going around
about us.
805
00:30:11,086 --> 00:30:12,587
What rumors?
806
00:30:12,621 --> 00:30:14,588
You're telling everyone
that we didn't have sex?
807
00:30:14,623 --> 00:30:17,191
'Cause I got your back.
808
00:30:17,225 --> 00:30:19,960
This is not the
Monday after prom, Jared, okay?
809
00:30:19,995 --> 00:30:22,496
I don't care what people
think ever.
810
00:30:22,531 --> 00:30:24,031
And if they find out the truth
811
00:30:24,065 --> 00:30:26,199
that we had crazy,
headboard-banging sex
812
00:30:26,234 --> 00:30:27,634
and that I had 19 orgasms
813
00:30:27,669 --> 00:30:29,603
that made me see
flying unicorns,
814
00:30:29,638 --> 00:30:30,638
that's fine by me.
815
00:30:30,672 --> 00:30:32,106
Because I'm a big girl,
816
00:30:32,141 --> 00:30:34,542
and I'm responsible
for everything I do,
817
00:30:34,576 --> 00:30:37,812
whether it's in the courtroom
or the bedroom.
818
00:30:37,847 --> 00:30:40,948
Okay.
819
00:30:40,982 --> 00:30:43,084
All right, then.
820
00:30:43,118 --> 00:30:45,219
Uh, I'll see you at arbitration.
821
00:30:45,254 --> 00:30:47,588
Yeah.
822
00:30:53,662 --> 00:30:55,563
What time does the
security camera show my client
823
00:30:55,597 --> 00:30:58,433
driving through the golf course,
which is a private property,
824
00:30:58,468 --> 00:31:00,903
and the only thing he risked
injuring were ducks?
825
00:31:00,937 --> 00:31:02,805
Not to interrupt
Mr. Bash's editorial,
826
00:31:02,839 --> 00:31:05,040
but he also drove
on Marina Boulevard.
827
00:31:05,074 --> 00:31:07,108
This is my time.
828
00:31:09,611 --> 00:31:13,848
And he crossed --
crossed Marina Boulevard
829
00:31:13,883 --> 00:31:17,818
36 feet at 8 miles an hour.
830
00:31:17,853 --> 00:31:19,820
The footage was taken
at 10:41 p.m.
831
00:31:19,855 --> 00:31:22,189
And at what time did you
administer the blood alcohol test?
832
00:31:22,223 --> 00:31:23,924
11:10 p.m.
833
00:31:23,958 --> 00:31:26,460
5 minutes after
he punched me in the face.
834
00:31:34,570 --> 00:31:37,039
And a half hour
after he was driving?
835
00:31:37,074 --> 00:31:40,944
O-objection!
836
00:31:40,978 --> 00:31:43,146
Mr. Bash, would you
care to tell me what you're doing
837
00:31:43,181 --> 00:31:45,649
before I hold you and
your colleague in contempt?
838
00:31:45,683 --> 00:31:47,450
We're arguing
how it takes time
839
00:31:47,485 --> 00:31:49,686
for alcohol to be absorbed
into a person's body.
840
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,854
Mr. Franklin is demonstrating
that to the jury.
841
00:31:51,889 --> 00:31:53,722
Oh, would it have
killed you to chill these?
842
00:31:53,757 --> 00:31:55,257
My God.
843
00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:57,025
Take out your taser, Chuck.
844
00:31:57,059 --> 00:31:58,760
If he takes another sip, hit him
with everything you've got.
845
00:31:58,794 --> 00:32:01,228
May we approach the bench
with Penn and Teller?
846
00:32:01,263 --> 00:32:03,330
Fine.
847
00:32:03,364 --> 00:32:04,998
I'd ask that
officer Preston be allowed
848
00:32:05,032 --> 00:32:06,199
to administer a field sobriety
test to Mr. Franklin.
849
00:32:06,233 --> 00:32:08,068
Your honor, this is --
850
00:32:08,102 --> 00:32:10,370
Respectfully, your honor,
we know you're new to the bench.
851
00:32:10,404 --> 00:32:12,138
I'd hate to see you
overturned on appeal.
852
00:32:12,173 --> 00:32:13,874
-I mean, that's --
-Embarrassing.
853
00:32:13,908 --> 00:32:15,041
Very embarrassing.
854
00:32:17,078 --> 00:32:20,080
Can you check to see
if Mr. Franklin is drunk,
855
00:32:20,115 --> 00:32:22,016
in addition to being insane?
856
00:32:24,753 --> 00:32:26,020
You're on, kid.
857
00:32:26,054 --> 00:32:28,088
You're on.
858
00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:37,964
Officer Preston...
859
00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:40,367
15 minutes ago you gave
Mr. Franklin a sobriety test
860
00:32:40,401 --> 00:32:43,036
that registered a result
of .001.
861
00:32:43,070 --> 00:32:44,938
-Is that the legal limit?
- Yes.
862
00:32:44,972 --> 00:32:46,606
Okay,
could you have Mr. Franklin
863
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:47,741
blow into this device again?
864
00:32:49,543 --> 00:32:51,044
I'm good.
865
00:32:56,184 --> 00:32:58,420
Could you please blow, sir?
866
00:33:11,767 --> 00:33:12,968
.09.
867
00:33:13,002 --> 00:33:15,103
-That's above the legal limit.
-Yeah, it is.
868
00:33:15,137 --> 00:33:18,005
Does he appear
under the influence?
869
00:33:18,039 --> 00:33:19,440
Yes.
870
00:33:19,474 --> 00:33:20,774
Lightweight.
871
00:33:20,809 --> 00:33:22,910
I love you.
872
00:33:24,245 --> 00:33:26,480
But he wasn't 15 minutes ago.
873
00:33:26,514 --> 00:33:29,250
Isn't it possible that
Danny Dubois was sober
874
00:33:29,284 --> 00:33:30,818
when he drove the golf cart
875
00:33:30,852 --> 00:33:32,220
but legally intoxicated
876
00:33:32,254 --> 00:33:34,422
when he was tested
after the fight?
877
00:33:34,456 --> 00:33:37,091
It's possible
he was under the limit
878
00:33:37,126 --> 00:33:38,226
when he was driving.
879
00:33:38,261 --> 00:33:39,528
It's possible.
880
00:33:42,665 --> 00:33:45,167
No further questions.
881
00:33:48,104 --> 00:33:49,538
You can sit down now.
882
00:33:49,572 --> 00:33:51,274
You can sit down.
883
00:33:51,308 --> 00:33:53,442
Hoo!
884
00:33:55,179 --> 00:33:58,447
You finally figured out
a way to get wasted in court.
885
00:33:58,481 --> 00:33:59,748
So who is it?
886
00:33:59,783 --> 00:34:01,383
Who is who?
887
00:34:01,418 --> 00:34:03,519
Who is the guy who has
to spend eternity with...
888
00:34:03,553 --> 00:34:04,820
with this?
889
00:34:04,854 --> 00:34:06,888
Don't be hostile, Jared.
890
00:34:06,923 --> 00:34:09,324
You get custody of Peter.
You won.
891
00:34:09,358 --> 00:34:11,359
You know,
I've listened to Peter
892
00:34:11,394 --> 00:34:13,562
talk about how beautiful
you are, and I never saw it.
893
00:34:13,596 --> 00:34:14,696
But now...
894
00:34:14,730 --> 00:34:16,231
seeing you standing there,
895
00:34:16,265 --> 00:34:18,133
with beer goggles...
896
00:34:18,167 --> 00:34:19,835
I still don't get it!
897
00:34:19,869 --> 00:34:21,269
I don't get it. I really --
898
00:34:21,304 --> 00:34:22,938
If you want to pretend
899
00:34:22,972 --> 00:34:25,341
you didn't spend your first year
of law school
900
00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:26,809
staring at me in con law,
go ahead.
901
00:34:26,843 --> 00:34:28,911
I was looking
at Professor Hayes.
902
00:34:28,945 --> 00:34:30,178
You were in the front row,
903
00:34:30,213 --> 00:34:31,246
which says everything about you.
904
00:34:32,616 --> 00:34:34,183
Answer your damn phone.
905
00:34:34,217 --> 00:34:36,652
Is that me?
906
00:34:38,555 --> 00:34:39,989
Pizza Hut.
907
00:34:40,023 --> 00:34:42,425
Karp, honey.
908
00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:45,862
Okay, I'll be right there.
All right, uh...
909
00:34:45,896 --> 00:34:48,798
Uh, Rick and Maya Paxton
are on their way to the office.
910
00:34:48,832 --> 00:34:50,266
They say it's urgent.
911
00:34:50,301 --> 00:34:52,368
Think I'm a little too
inebriated to drive back.
912
00:34:52,402 --> 00:34:53,836
On a couple of beers?
913
00:34:53,870 --> 00:34:56,572
I had the other two
after the second sobriety test.
914
00:34:56,606 --> 00:34:58,140
-What?!
-I was celebrating!
915
00:34:58,174 --> 00:34:59,574
I can stop anytime I want to.
916
00:34:59,609 --> 00:35:01,643
Look, I just don't want
to take the risk, okay?
917
00:35:01,677 --> 00:35:03,778
You go in my place.
I'll stay here.
918
00:35:03,813 --> 00:35:05,013
You'll be back in time.
919
00:35:05,047 --> 00:35:07,249
If not, I'll ask
for a continuance.
920
00:35:07,284 --> 00:35:09,151
Right. What could possibly
go wrong with that plan?
921
00:35:09,185 --> 00:35:10,486
There you go.
922
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,887
Bye!
923
00:35:22,767 --> 00:35:25,803
Thanks for
joining us, Mr. Franklin.
924
00:35:25,837 --> 00:35:27,070
Where's Mr. Bash?
925
00:35:27,105 --> 00:35:29,006
Uh, little problem.
926
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,542
He was called away
on emergency,
927
00:35:31,576 --> 00:35:35,779
so if we could get a brief...
Continu-- continuation,
928
00:35:35,813 --> 00:35:37,380
that'd be great.
929
00:35:37,415 --> 00:35:39,782
I'm not gonna
keep this jury waiting.
930
00:35:39,817 --> 00:35:41,017
You're co-counsel.
931
00:35:41,051 --> 00:35:42,585
Are you prepared
for closing argument?
932
00:35:42,619 --> 00:35:45,721
Absolutely.
933
00:35:45,756 --> 00:35:47,690
Then you're on.
934
00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:55,919
Ladies and gentlemen,
935
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:58,155
I got to admit,
936
00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,858
uh, I'm a little buzzed.
937
00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:06,731
Let me tell you something
about...
938
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,668
Danny Dubois?
939
00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:11,836
There it is.
940
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:13,270
I've known Double D...
941
00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:14,738
since we were in high school,
942
00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:16,874
and back then,
he was the type of guy
943
00:36:16,909 --> 00:36:19,376
who showered
with the cheerleaders,
944
00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:21,612
one of whom was my girlfriend!
945
00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:23,747
Which is relevant how?
946
00:36:23,781 --> 00:36:26,483
I'll tell you how.
947
00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:28,852
See, I was still pissed
948
00:36:28,886 --> 00:36:31,721
when we took on this case,
because I just assumed
949
00:36:31,755 --> 00:36:33,522
Danny was the same dick
950
00:36:33,557 --> 00:36:35,424
who snaked my girl
back in high school.
951
00:36:35,459 --> 00:36:37,560
Then I thought
he was just a loser
952
00:36:37,594 --> 00:36:39,395
when I found out
he was sleeping
953
00:36:39,429 --> 00:36:41,697
on his grandmother's couch
because he lost his job.
954
00:36:41,731 --> 00:36:42,765
Can i object?
955
00:36:42,799 --> 00:36:44,100
I'm afraid not.
956
00:36:44,134 --> 00:36:46,903
But I was wrong.
957
00:36:46,937 --> 00:36:49,539
That sounded like
when Fonzie says he's wrong,
958
00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,041
and he can't say it.
959
00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:52,109
Wr-r--
960
00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:53,945
sorry.
961
00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:56,848
Geez, how could he be a loser
if he liked
962
00:36:56,882 --> 00:36:58,684
taking care of his grandmother
and her friends?
963
00:36:58,718 --> 00:37:00,886
And how could he be a dick
964
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,221
if he tried to save
an ex-teammate
965
00:37:02,255 --> 00:37:03,656
from a bar fight?
966
00:37:03,690 --> 00:37:09,194
I wouldn't call that person
a loser or a dick.
967
00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:12,164
I would call that man...
968
00:37:12,199 --> 00:37:15,067
a friend.
969
00:37:18,872 --> 00:37:21,941
Danny was sober when he jumped
in the golf cart,
970
00:37:21,975 --> 00:37:23,743
raced through a golf course,
971
00:37:23,777 --> 00:37:25,078
and across a city street.
972
00:37:25,112 --> 00:37:27,247
Now, is it a bad idea
and against the law
973
00:37:27,282 --> 00:37:29,350
to get behind the wheel
intoxicated?
974
00:37:29,384 --> 00:37:30,451
Yeah.
975
00:37:30,485 --> 00:37:33,488
But getting behind
the wheel sober --
976
00:37:33,522 --> 00:37:36,324
sober? No.
977
00:37:36,359 --> 00:37:39,194
No. No!
978
00:37:39,229 --> 00:37:41,330
It's not!
979
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,134
Period.
980
00:37:45,168 --> 00:37:46,702
-Mr. Franklin?
-Yo.
981
00:37:46,736 --> 00:37:48,537
Are you done?
982
00:37:48,571 --> 00:37:50,539
Uh...
983
00:37:50,573 --> 00:37:52,807
Like a fox, your honor.
984
00:37:54,276 --> 00:37:57,478
Thanks for listenin'.
985
00:37:57,512 --> 00:38:00,614
Thank you, Peter.
986
00:38:00,648 --> 00:38:02,182
Good luck.
987
00:38:13,229 --> 00:38:14,696
Let me in.
988
00:38:14,731 --> 00:38:16,231
No.
989
00:38:16,265 --> 00:38:18,500
When I find out
what the two of you did --
990
00:38:18,535 --> 00:38:20,269
and trust me, I will --
991
00:38:20,303 --> 00:38:22,338
I'm gonna turn
your nut sac into my coin purse.
992
00:38:22,372 --> 00:38:24,040
I know you're saying
all kinds of threatening things,
993
00:38:24,074 --> 00:38:25,407
but I'm just picturing you naked
right now.
994
00:38:26,476 --> 00:38:27,876
What's going on?
995
00:38:27,910 --> 00:38:29,811
What are you doing here?
Where's your organ monkey?
996
00:38:29,845 --> 00:38:32,180
Uh, Jared is running late.
997
00:38:34,116 --> 00:38:35,916
Stanton.
998
00:38:35,951 --> 00:38:37,151
What's happening?
999
00:38:37,185 --> 00:38:39,286
He won't let me see my client.
1000
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,588
He won't let us
see our client.
1001
00:38:41,622 --> 00:38:42,889
Oh.
1002
00:38:42,923 --> 00:38:43,957
Well, will you let me see?
1003
00:38:43,991 --> 00:38:44,925
Absolutely.
1004
00:38:44,959 --> 00:38:46,093
Oh, thank you.
1005
00:38:46,127 --> 00:38:47,628
Oh.
1006
00:38:47,662 --> 00:38:49,029
Mm.
1007
00:38:49,063 --> 00:38:51,365
After I couldn't,
you know...
1008
00:38:51,399 --> 00:38:52,700
make it work with you,
1009
00:38:52,734 --> 00:38:54,569
I panicked.
1010
00:38:54,603 --> 00:38:57,038
I thought maybe I was bored
with marriage sex,
1011
00:38:57,073 --> 00:38:59,374
and I-I thought
another woman
1012
00:38:59,409 --> 00:39:02,411
might do the trick --
but it didn't.
1013
00:39:02,446 --> 00:39:04,647
I'm trying to fix everything
by myself.
1014
00:39:04,681 --> 00:39:06,748
No Viagra, no therapy --
1015
00:39:06,783 --> 00:39:11,119
Because you have
to do everything solo.
1016
00:39:11,153 --> 00:39:12,920
Admit no weakness?
1017
00:39:12,955 --> 00:39:16,723
Well...
1018
00:39:16,758 --> 00:39:18,525
I am now.
1019
00:39:20,427 --> 00:39:22,361
And I will tear up that prenup
1020
00:39:22,396 --> 00:39:24,996
if you just give me
another chance.
1021
00:39:25,031 --> 00:39:26,698
Jump on it.
1022
00:39:26,733 --> 00:39:28,300
It's a great deal.
1023
00:39:28,334 --> 00:39:29,968
This is a teaching moment...
1024
00:39:30,003 --> 00:39:31,837
...For us all.
1025
00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:41,147
Teaching moment, indeed.
1026
00:39:41,182 --> 00:39:43,617
Look, I am aware
sex has broken out
1027
00:39:43,651 --> 00:39:46,820
between some of
the senior partners.
1028
00:39:46,854 --> 00:39:50,191
Now, what do you think happens
when there's jealousy
1029
00:39:50,225 --> 00:39:52,661
and sexual tension
in the workplace?
1030
00:39:52,695 --> 00:39:54,196
Loss of concentration?
1031
00:39:54,230 --> 00:39:56,465
And unprofessional conduct.
1032
00:39:56,499 --> 00:39:58,066
-Mm.
-Yes!
1033
00:39:58,101 --> 00:40:00,035
Actually, I was also thinking...
1034
00:40:00,070 --> 00:40:01,804
Healthy competition.
1035
00:40:01,838 --> 00:40:04,674
I mean, you cocks,
you strut around the place
1036
00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:05,975
trying to impress the hen.
1037
00:40:06,009 --> 00:40:07,777
I mean, more inspired work
gets done.
1038
00:40:07,811 --> 00:40:09,379
It's fantastic!
1039
00:40:09,413 --> 00:40:12,716
And, Peter, why don't you
hook up with somebody here?
1040
00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:17,887
I mean, Derek's wife --
she's quite lovely.
1041
00:40:19,090 --> 00:40:20,357
Why don't you make a run at her?
1042
00:40:20,391 --> 00:40:22,125
I'll --
I'll get right on that, sir.
1043
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,327
Oh.
1044
00:40:23,361 --> 00:40:26,397
I got to get back to court.
1045
00:40:34,172 --> 00:40:35,373
Wow.
1046
00:40:35,407 --> 00:40:37,775
-Whoo!
-Very impressive.
1047
00:40:37,809 --> 00:40:39,010
I am impressive.
1048
00:40:39,044 --> 00:40:40,711
Nad!
1049
00:40:40,746 --> 00:40:43,614
I don't know whether to
thank you or say "I'm sorry."
1050
00:40:43,648 --> 00:40:46,584
You could say "Jared."
1051
00:40:46,618 --> 00:40:48,752
- Jared.
-Yeah. Oh!
1052
00:40:48,786 --> 00:40:51,621
I never showered
with your girlfriend.
1053
00:40:51,656 --> 00:40:53,991
I showered
with Sara Armstrong.
1054
00:40:55,593 --> 00:40:57,094
Peter's girlfriend?
1055
00:40:57,128 --> 00:40:58,595
Hey!
1056
00:40:58,630 --> 00:40:59,730
You did it!
1057
00:40:59,764 --> 00:41:00,897
You're amazing! Ha ha!
1058
00:41:00,932 --> 00:41:02,065
Hey, Danny.
1059
00:41:03,367 --> 00:41:06,169
I am gonna drink before
every closing from now on,
1060
00:41:06,203 --> 00:41:07,937
like Paul Newman
in -- in "The Verdict."
1061
00:41:07,971 --> 00:41:09,438
You all right, Hermano?
1062
00:41:09,472 --> 00:41:11,039
Four beers in four minutes
is a lot!
1063
00:41:11,074 --> 00:41:13,008
Four beers in four minutes,
1064
00:41:13,042 --> 00:41:15,343
plus a 12-inch hoagie --
that's a lot.
1065
00:41:23,752 --> 00:41:25,552
Ugh.
1066
00:41:25,587 --> 00:41:26,720
Oh, God.
1067
00:41:26,755 --> 00:41:28,222
Oh, God.
1068
00:41:28,256 --> 00:41:29,923
Oh, don't go!
Don't go! Aah!
1069
00:41:29,958 --> 00:41:31,625
Oh, God!
1070
00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:33,461
Ohh,
I don't like it, Peter.
1071
00:41:33,486 --> 00:41:37,486
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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