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Found the fucking spoons.
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It's too late.
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The cereal's all limp and miserable.
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Do you want to go out to breakfast?
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Sure.
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There a good breakfast place
we can walk to around here?
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This is Silver Lake;
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it's like one big,
giant breakfast place.
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What were we doing eating cereal anyway?
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- That's the old us.
- Yeah, the new us?
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We spend, like, our entire
paycheck on eggs and shit.
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Speak for yourself.
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You're the one with a paycheck.
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You're gonna get that
job at that gallery.
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And get discovered by Fine Art magazine?
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- Is that a thing?
- Probably.
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Yeah, they probably
have articles too, right?
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Maybe they will accompany
their profile on you,
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with a short essay that I have written
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about how hot and sexy you are.
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Care to share an excerpt with me?
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Well, it's a work in progress.
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Gotta do more research.
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Mmm. No...
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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Sorry.
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- You don't have to answer it.
- I do.
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Uh-uh, uh-uh.
She hates me.
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She doesn't hate you.
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Yeah... She said I was shifty.
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Years ago.
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Also last week.
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Neighbor!
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Hey, neighbor.
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Hey, Kathy.
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Hello, Thomas.
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So, what are you two
queers up to this morning?
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About to get some breakfast.
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That sounds really boring.
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Oh, yeah? You got a better idea?
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Yeah, I do actually.
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Brunch!
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We're celebrating.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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This doesn't count towards the
case you owe me, by the way.
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What case?
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Um, I once drank an
entire case of champagne
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that Cal was saving.
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- It's true...
- In one sitting.
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Doesn't surprise me.
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It was college, things were crazy.
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So, how was your first
night cohabitating?
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Wonderfully uneventful.
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Oh, yeah? What did you guys do?
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We unpacked a few boxes.
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Just watched a movie.
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God, you guys sound like you're married.
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Sorry.
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What did you do last night?
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I had a huge bukkake.
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You should've been there.
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You should come to my next bukkake.
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I think we're fine.
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You don't want to bukkake with me?!
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Do you know what that word means?
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You are playing right into her hand.
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No, actually, you guys,
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I actually went on a date last night.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Um, this guy, his name's Ian.
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He's super cute, he's like
a landscape architect thing,
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or something like that.
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You know what he told me?
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He told me at the end of the date
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that he really liked me.
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How very "Edge of 17" is that?
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Do you like him?
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Yeah, but don't tell him that, okay?
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I don't want him to think that I'm weak.
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Kathy, tell him that you like him.
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No, I do not have to tell him anything.
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I want to keep him guessing.
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Because, you know,
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if he finds out about
the real me it's all over.
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Oh, Kathy, that's not true.
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You guys want to meet him?
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Now?
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We've got so much
unpacking we have to do.
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Perfect. I'm gonna tell him to
bring over a bottle of whiskey.
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Oh, and guys, let's order a pizza.
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Hey, you must be Cal.
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Uh, Thom, actually.
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Did you bring whiskey?
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Yes, I did.
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Hey... you're Cal.
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Cal, nice to meet you.
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Found it.
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You really don't have to do this.
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No, I love alphabetizing.
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I usually just go by color.
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That would drive me crazy.
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Don't worry, I got this.
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Okay, that's enough for me.
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Lightweight.
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Oh, yeah, guilty.
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Where we hanging this, huh?
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I think we should probably
check with Thom about that.
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No. We're hanging this
up. Give me a hammer.
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- Is she trying to hang things?
- No, no.
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- You promise?
- I promise you.
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So where are you from, Ian?
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Outside Minneapolis.
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Apple Valley.
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No shit.
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Kathy and I went to school in the city.
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What'd you guys study?
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Photography.
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Actressing.
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Actressing, huh?
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How'd you guys meet?
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Well, Kathy actually stumbled
into my dorm room, drunk,
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and tried to seduce me.
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Cal! I don't actually ever get drunk.
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I was talking about the guys, actually.
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Oh!
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Well, I was doing a
reading at a book store.
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And like five people came.
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You went to his reading.
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No, close.
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I was working at the coffee
shop in the book store,
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as a latte artist,
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which is still the closest I've come
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to actually using my degree.
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- And you liked his poetry?
- Fiction, please.
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- Sorry.
- I did. I did.
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I remember thinking
that I kind of knew him,
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or something...
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and I really wanted him to know me.
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So, he gave me a coffee.
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It was, like, 9:30 at night
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and I knew that if I drank that coffee
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I would be up all night, but I did.
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And we just...
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We just stayed talking
until the bookstore closed.
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And Cal did not go home with Thom,
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even though he definitely
really, really, really,
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wanted to go home with Thom.
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But they met for lunch the next day
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and they kept talking until
it was time for dinner.
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So they went to dinner together.
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And then, finally,
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after holding out for
less than 24 hours,
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Cal did go home with Thom...
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and they... held hands.
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And they've been basically
holding hands ever since.
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Aww.
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I've heard this story so many times,
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it's basically like I was there.
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Well, I was texting
you every 30 minutes.
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You were?
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Yes, I'm sorry.
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- Cal, that sounds awful shifty.
- The shiftiest.
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You wanna walk me home?
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Speaking of shifty.
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Sure.
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So when can I see you again?
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I don't know, I'm really busy.
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I have, like, a ton of auditions.
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Well, I had a really great time tonight.
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Your friends are nice guys.
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Yeah, but Cal is pretty great, right?
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I aspire to be that happy, y'know?
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Do you wanna, like,
come inside for a drink?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah?
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- Definitely.
- Okay.
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Ian seems nice.
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Think it'll work out?
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Not a chance.
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I thought she was never gonna leave.
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I know that's, like,
a saying or whatever,
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and I'm sorry, but I'm
serious. I'm serious.
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I resigned myself to the fact
that she was gonna spend...
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the rest of her life in our apartment.
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More than that, until eternity.
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And you were still gonna
stick it out with me?
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We have a lease.
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- Oh, yeah, you're stuck with me.
- For a year.
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Well, you're stuck with me.
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So there.
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I think we can do this.
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We can do this, right?
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Of course we can do this.
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Promise me?
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It was just one time.
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Just promise me, asshole.
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I promise.
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I've got a good feeling.
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